Fantastic Cat.

I am wearing this (http://www.markmcaullay.com.au/photos/MM_tranny.jpg)


But I must say, is there really any need for you to be wearing this (http://www.escort-victoria.co.uk/assets/photos/17contact.jpg) ???

I think we make a rather charming couple. Lets sit over here and compare leather appliances.

Am I invisible? :glare:

That's the last time I buy you two a drink :ranting:

...Cat comes up for air from under the table, top all adrift and hair all ruffled a suede loafer in her mouth.......




Oh So Sorry ils......let me buy you a drink...so sorry, I'd just dropped something under the table. How are you today..

Ils, I apologise :(

Cat, will you stop looking for that 5p that you dropped last night!?

That's ok guys :hug: mine's a beer :beer:

There you go ils...what have you been up to today then...


PJ DO YOUR FRIGGIN ZIP UP

There you go ils...what have you been up to today then...


PJ DO YOUR FRIGGIN ZIP UP
I told you the 5p wasn't in there you silly bint so stop trying to undress me :mad:

Is there any danger of getting a drink in here, or do we have to stand and watch you two all evening.

Here ils, shall we get a bottle and retire to the corner for a civilised conversation?? Although I won;t be here long, the real people have caught up with me and I have to go out tonight.

There you go ils...what have you been up to today then...




Nothing exciting Cat, just doing chores, but I don't think I mentioned miss ils has just arrived home for a few days!

Here ils, shall we get a bottle and retire to the corner for a civilised conversation?? Although I won;t be here long, the real people have caught up with me and I have to go out tonight.

Cheers Buzz, that is the problem with real people, they demand your time every so often :mad2:

Bacardi and benylin please - and whatever anyone else is having.

Cheers Buzz, that is the problem with real people, they demand your time every so often :mad2:
Yes....it is an issue. I am working on a cunning plan to rid myself of 'real people' though. I just keep being a complete cow to them all and eventually they will stop ringing and knocking on the door and then I can live my life in cyber peace and harmony. So no real change in personality needed.....just time....

I told you the 5p wasn't in there you silly bint so stop trying to undress me :mad:

YOU TOLD ME TO LOOK THERE AND I WOULD FIND AN EVEN BIGGER DENOMINATION WAITING FOR ME!

:ranting:

Oh PJ! That's not a cigarette sticking out of your trousers is it? I thought you'd stopped :ohmy:

At least it's not a kingsize...

Oh PJ! That's not a cigarette sticking out of your trousers is it? I thought you'd stopped :ohmy:

At least it's not a kingsize...

OYE...you dissin my peej :boxing:

Right you lot don't make me have to get the hose pipe out and spray the lot of ya...calm down...sit down...and have a drink...think happy thoughts, peace, harmony and chocolate! :angel:

She started it. :glare:

I don't care who started it all I'm saying is....I'm finishing it!

Now sit down and drink this... :wine:

I'm drinking raspberry tea http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_1_110v.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYAXGB) and eating pork scratchings :eat:.... anyone care to have a scratching?

Cheers Dol....I have some Pringles and dips aswell if you want to add to your little table picnic thing... :eat:

I'm behaving myself here in the corner, Coastie :D

In that case Ils...you may have Sergio to yourself tonight....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v199/Mzungo/SOMBA/H.jpg

Cat how many times have I told you....No pets!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v199/Mzungo/SOMBA/sheep.jpg

In that case Ils...you may have Sergio to yourself tonight....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v199/Mzungo/SOMBA/H.jpg


Ooooo thank you Coastie :thumbsup:

Coastie since ils is having him, can I have Amy Nuttall to myself tonight? Please please please!

Funny you should say that Peej...she's just come in!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38287000/jpg/_38287199_soap5.jpg

She was asking for you the other day and I said you should be in tonight.... :thumbsup:

Cat is not going to be happy :boxing:

Well she shouldn't have naffed off and left him alone in the bar should she...besides...she's not right for him you know! :glare:

I think I'll have a change tonight, nice glass of red wine for me please:wine:

Would you like a hunk to accompany your drink or have you brought your own? :naughty:

Well husband's in the other room, just come back from crabbing:blink:

So I wouldn't mind a hunk if there's any going spare:naughty:

Do you have anyone in particular in mind or will this chap do.....

http://www.perfectpeople.net/media/celebs/1215/83552-1061508300.jpg

Ooo excuse me a minute..the builders are here...I'm having the Kitchen and function rooms redone and the bar extended!

http://www.ailurophile.com/karen/images/men2.jpg

Yes this way chaps! :naughty:

Ooh Coastie, Andre isn't really my kind of man.

But I wouldn't mind this one instead

http://home.earthlink.net/~sswtv/images/signed/nickcage.jpg

Well it looks like he's just pulled up...you go girl!

http://topcelebrity2.free.fr/cage9.jpg

Ermmm can someone please pick me up off the floor.

I need to go for a ride with this nice young man:naughty:

Coastie since ils is having him, can I have Amy Nuttall to myself tonight? Please please please!

I can see the attraction...red hair, figure..age..but she is friggin bonkers mate.

I bet she can't verse the situation of the planetary system eh!

Cat one of the builders was asking after you....since you still only have eyes for Peej, shall I tell him to bog off? :mellow:

Cat one of the builders was asking after you....since you still only have eyes for Peej, shall I tell him to bog off? :mellow:


No....which one is it...second in from the right?

Shall we have a disco tonight....I really fancy a good old boogie. I can wear all my new clothes from ebay and shake mah thang.

I can do some nibbley bits? Cockers you free to DJ?

Well?

Me, me!

I love a disco Cat! I hope there will be plenty of cheesy music to dance to!

http://bestsmileys.com/dancing/11.gif
Point me at the dancefloor!

Is Cat in here? Cat - we're waiting for pics of your garages.

Count me in........... literally, my timing's not what it used to be.

Ooh I fancy a good old boogie, count me in too:thumbsup:

Shall we have a disco tonight....I really fancy a good old boogie. I can wear all my new clothes from ebay and shake mah thang.

I can do some nibbley bits? Cockers you free to DJ?

Well?

Sadly Cockers is working, but I have access to his Mud CDs

Is Cat in here? Cat - we're waiting for pics of your garages.
The got stolen at the developers they are so lovely. I should have some more by tonight.

Sorry to keep you waiting.

I will throw in some pics of my 2 wheely bins.

Sadly Cockers is working, but I have access to his Mud CDs

ooh yes please tiger feet. Les Gray used to drink in the same public housinge that myself and Patsy used to frequent...is that not so Pats?

Are the builders still here?

Could they put this up?

http://www.boisedj.com/images/disco.gif

ooh yes please tiger feet. Les Gray used to drink in the same public housinge that myself and Patsy used to frequent...is that not so Pats?


'tis true, along with Brian Connolly from Sweet and Jimmy Nail.

Its that time again...

BEER PLEASE JOSE!

Anyone joining me?

I have done a lovely finger buffett for tonight and have got a disco glitter ball thingy if someone call hang that up.

OH! JOSE...

I SAID A BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER PLEASE.

Cock has lent us his spare lights

http://www.saar-pfalz-musik.de/animated_3_disco_lights_small.gif

Can you work them Floops?

Excellent work Floopy.

I think we should have a 70's theme....anyone got any objections?

I think we should have a 70's theme....anyone got any objections?

None from me :D

Can you work them Floops?

I have hired a very keen young roadie for the night :pimp:

That's neat that's neat that'sneat tyhat's neat
I really love your tiger feet ...
.. etc




Hi Cat!

I have hired a very keen young roadie for the night :pimp:

Sounds good to me, is he fit?

I'll just have a beer and sit in the corner ... I hate themed nights!!!!

SF's here and ready to groove

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y118/FenellaFinkelstein/sfjive.jpg

That's neat that's neat that'sneat tyhat's neat
I really love your tiger feet ...
.. etc




Hi Cat!

Hi Swerve!

Sorry about letting you down with the garages again, but its raining now and also the cars are infront....I will endeavour to take them tomorrow. They are certainly worth the wait.

Come on floops get those lights working and lets get down on it!

SF's here and ready to groove

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y118/FenellaFinkelstein/sfjive.jpg


SWERVE! Shake your damn thang down!

SWERVE! Shake your damn thang down!

They're playing 'Night on Disco Mountain'. Dance, Cat?

They're playing 'Night on Disco Mountain'. Dance, Cat?

I'll dance with you....no tongues tho. How does Night on Disco Mountain go again...and who sang it...

Swish....point....flick....sway.....

Swish....point....flick....sway.....

If you are going to do this can you keep it over on the purpose built dance floor...you almost had Patsy's eye out with at point and flick move! :angry:

What's everyone drinking? The 1st round is on me!

Take it away SF...liking the moves....and Cat a bit more activity in the back ground if you please...I mean a bit of effort...come on....anyway..SF you are the disco god!

http://www.lasvegas-nv.com/showpics/saturday-night-fever-2.jpg

Ho ho you guys kill me...loving it Patsy, Ils, Peej n Dab! :w00t:

http://www.themedeventsuk.co.uk/fever/glamtastic.jpg

my date just cancelled so a bucks fizz for me in commiseration please Coastie

Wher's SF gone? He was here a minute a go?

my date just cancelled so a bucks fizz for me in commiseration please Coastie


Here you go Tonee...enjoy!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/features/wallpaper/images/640/bucks_fizz.jpg

There he is - and he's got all the moves tonight!

There he is - and he's got all the moves tonight!

Gosh, SF, you've got the hips of a teenager. :shocking:

does the walking to the dancefloor dance, to join SF

Got my outfit for the evening

http://www.incognito-fancydress.co.uk/70's/blue_abba.jpg

My four year old sat on my knee at the moment approves, he's just said "those are good heels mummy":w00t:


"You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life":whistling

Woo woo...hand bags in the middle (crate of bud in my case)...and lets do the dooby wooby.

"Dancing Queen....young and sweet only 17"

...swish....flick...hands in the air......turns to Swerve

..."funnily we had swedish visitors in the school today..

...turns 360...points, stops and flicks.

Here you go Tonee...enjoy!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/features/wallpaper/images/640/bucks_fizz.jpgi have no idea how you did that but it is impressive. blink has just taught me the quoting business in pm's so now that i have nearly mastered that (after a painful process) i will be more adventurous. i would, however, rather drink the champs than listen to the above!!!

Could I have a beer please. I am acutally too young to remember all this 70 type stuff, so I will just sit back and be entertained.....

Tonee how can you say you would rather the drink than this cracking group of Eurovision winners! :shocking: :cry: I used to be able to do all the dance moves to making you mind up...... :sad: :bag:

Tonee how can you say you would rather the drink than this cracking group of Eurovision winners! :shocking: :cry: I used to be able to do all the dance moves to making you mind up...... :sad: :bag:


Please GOD you didn't whip your skirt off!

Could I have a beer please. I am acutally too young to remember all this 70 type stuff, so I will just sit back and be entertained.....

I only know about the 70's through my brother and mother.....I was a bit young myself to really hit the scene fully...trhe 80's was more my time and even then well.....

So lets share a beer and watch the old farts dislocate their hips on the dance floor Buzz :beer:

Please GOD you didn't whip your skirt off!
No she was one of the fellas :bag:

Tonee how can you say you would rather the drink than this cracking group of Eurovision winners! :shocking: :cry: I used to be able to do all the dance moves to making you mind up...... :sad: :bag:

there is a reason for the physical distance between us, so that i dont:boxing: your face!!

The lights are now fully operational

http://www.hhsites.com/images/FlashingLights.gif http://www.gcmodels.com/images/flashinglights.gif http://torn-world.org/absc/misc-random/DiscoLights.gif

Please GOD you didn't whip your skirt off!

:blush:

But I had gym shorts underneath..... :w00t:

Tonee why the hostility...here have a glass of wine and calm down...it''s only a pop group! :wine:

Floops...your drinks are free tonight...thanks for all the lighting!

All those who turn up in costume...drinks half price!

Oooh like the lights:cool:


"Knowing me, Knowing you, ahaaaaaa
There is nothing we can do,
knowing me knowing you, ahaaaaaa
We just have to face it, this time we're through":whistling

Coastie digs deep into her pockets to retrieve her earplugs.....

If there's one thing worse than hearing the voice of Micheal Winner on your doorstep of Orville the duck in your bathroom its the sound of Abba! :glare: People use white noise as a form of torture....you will get more from me with Abba music! :cry:

Floops...your drinks are free tonight...thanks for all the lighting!



Ooh thanks, I'll have 6 pints of vimto please.

Tonee why the hostility...here have a glass of wine and calm down...it''s only a pop group! :wine:

no hostility just dont show that group again,honestly!!

*whispers*


is tonee having a schizoid episode? :bag:

Coastie digs deep into her pockets to retrieve her earplugs.....

If there's one thing worse than hearing the voice of Micheal Winner on your doorstep of Orville the duck in your bathroom its the sound of Abba! :glare: People use white noise as a form of torture....you will get more from me with Abba music! :cry:

Oooo, how dare you:shocking: :boxing:

*whispers*


is tonee having a schizoid episode? :bag:

and that would be unusual??

Coastie digs deep into her pockets to retrieve her earplugs.....

If there's one thing worse than hearing the voice of Micheal Winner on your doorstep of Orville the duck in your bathroom its the sound of Abba! :glare: People use white noise as a form of torture....you will get more from me with Abba music! :cry:
ABBA ARE THE KINGS AND QUEENS OF PARTIES ALL OVER THE WORLD COASTIE!

and that would be unusual??

Noooo, you carry on.

Both of you :bag:

Noooo, you carry on.

Both of you :bag:

I think, in true bar fashion, i should tell you my troubles over a pint or bucks fizz or two. my female manager has the hots for me, at least i think, blushing, conflict, tension etc etc what would the bar proppers suggest in managing this?

ABBA ARE THE KINGS AND QUEENS OF PARTIES ALL OVER THE WORLD COASTIE!

No they are the slow and painful torture tool of the DJ....they have subliminal messages which make people think they are cool...but I know they are evil...evil...well ruddy annoying tunes anyway...hate Abba...love the Bee Gees though! :w00t:

I think, in true bar fashion, i should tell you my troubles over a pint or bucks fizz or two. my female manager has the hots for me, at least i think, blushing, conflict, tension etc etc what would the bar proppers suggest in managing this?

shag her, get promoted, dump the bitch :w00t:

No they are the slow and painful torture tool of the DJ....they have subliminal messages which make people think they are cool...but I know they are evil...evil...well ruddy annoying tunes anyway...hate Abba...love the Bee Gees though! :w00t:

i get it, abba played backwards, is the devils chant?? dancing queen - you love the devil etc etc

shag her, get promoted, dump the bitch :w00t:

you have no idea how much that distresses me. i need a bucket of drink please

and talking heads, take me to the river, is now calling me....

i get it, abba played backwards, is the devils chant?? dancing queen - you love the devil etc etc

Something like that..... :shocking:

Although Waterloo is more like....'Tell Coastie the clowns are coming...' when played backewards...can you now understand my reasons for detesting them! :cry:

Something like that..... :shocking:

Although Waterloo is more like....'Tell Coastie the clowns are coming...' when played backewards...can you now understand my reasons for detesting them! :cry:

are you a clown freak. getting scared when you visualise the painted white faces with the big red smile and artifical tears??


BOO!!

you have no idea how much that distresses me. i need a bucket of drink please

and talking heads, take me to the river, is now calling me....

okay so get drunk first if you have to

okay so get drunk first if you have to

Ive seen another side of you now. heartless and cruel. and no taste.

Ive seen another side of you now. heartless and cruel. and no taste.

there's another side as well?? :shocking:

there's another side as well?? :shocking:

there is another side? i concur, we are both on the same page, shagging my manager is heartless advice! by the way, how are you?

there is another side? i concur, we are both on the same page, shagging my manager is heartless advice! by the way, how are you?

From what I can see 'they' are fine as far as Floppy goes! :wink2:

Now....who wants a jack daniels and a packet of crisps?

I'm going to be a hypocrite now and order the biggest JD & coke ever, before I get on the phone to give advice to an addictive drinker. :blush:

I'm going to be a hypocrite now and order the biggest JD & coke ever, before I get on the phone to give advice to an addictive drinker. :blush:
excellent, stick to your guns there Bob!!!

I'm very well, thankyouforasking.


A little bemused by life, perhaps, but very well all in all :wink_kiss

I'm very well, thankyouforasking.


A little bemused by life, perhaps, but very well all in all :wink_kiss

cool.................

I'm going to be a hypocrite now and order the biggest JD & coke ever, before I get on the phone to give advice to an addictive drinker. :blush:

...story of my life....:wink2:

Flagon of tea if anyone is around please.

I have been awake since 4.30 in the AM as Mr B went of to Barcelona, and before some smart **** pipes up I did not get up to wave him off, the noisy bast ard insisted on all the lights, tv and showering at 4am. Hence I am awake before 9 on a saturday - NOT GOOD PEOPLE.
Still he is not back til Monday so a whole weekend of uninterrupted pooter for ME!!!!!! - apart from throwing food at the kids occasionally of course.

Oh and then to top it all, the cheeky git leaves me a message asking me to order tickets for the West ham match on Bank Holiday monday for him and two of the boys!! the bloody cheek. (I did get the tickets though :bag: )

I shall join you with a quick cuppa before I burst into a frenzy of domestic activity.

Morning haven't been up long have a bit of a head this morning. Mr M was up about 4 as well to go to work, he was very quiet though and didn't wake me. He will be home by 9 and then we are off to Chichester for a bit of shopping then home for the Cup Final. Its piddling down here at the moment so not looking forward to the shopping unless it clears up a bit.

Morning haven't been up long have a bit of a head this morning. Mr M was up about 4 as well to go to work, he was very quiet though and didn't wake me. He will be home by 9 and then we are off to Chichester for a bit of shopping then home for the Cup Final. Its piddling down here at the moment so not looking forward to the shopping unless it clears up a bit.

Maz, can I say you seem to be taking on a whole new persona...your posts are getting more and more diverse and strange - you exploding clock bottom lady for example.

BLOODY MARVELOUS!

:laugh:

Well thank you Cat I thought she answered the question quite nicely. No I am fully awake can I join you two ladies in a cuppa large one please.

Well thank you Cat I thought she answered the question quite nicely. No I am fully awake can I join you two ladies in a cuppa large one please.
Let me get that Mazz. I will have just ONE more cup of tea and then I must get on with some housework.. I would be totally ashamed f anyone were to call in here at the moment. It is messy beyond messy.

Yeah everyone......................DOLORES is up

Morning

Thanks Buzz will have to tidy up myself in a minute before Mr gets home and finds me here as usual.

Yeah everyone......................DOLORES is up

Morning

lol! thanks for the LOUD hello, Buzz!

I came on the computer to do something entirely different to coming on this site but somehow my finger clicked over the link and ...... well here I am!!

Not for long though I'm working this morning. i shall be down town counting people who walk past an invisible line so we can see how many people come down to our grotty little town centre to go shopping. I have to do it for an hour ... and on a damp dismal morning like today I reckon I'll be lucky to get 10! ... and anyway they're all just walking through town to get the ferry over to Pompey anyway!! ummm wonder if I'll see Coastie!

Morning haven't been up long, have been giving a bit of head this morning.


Good lord woman ... is there no stopping you!!!

apologies for misquoting Maz!

OOoooooo that sounds like er..fun.............enjoy yourself. Here have a cup of tea before you go...just to break the boredom.......

Do people know you are counting them and do they object to be counted or do you not tell them.......
Do you have to note what they are wearing or anything or is it just people. Do children in pushchairs count??

So many questions.......

Not yet Dol he is at work but then again we are going shopping and I do need a nice little jacket :naughty:

I took this vid of SF and Cat strutting their funky stuff last night. Just uploaded it.

Boy, they were hot, hot, hot

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/liberated60s/satnitefever.gif

:photo:

I took this vid of SF and Cat strutting their funky stuff last night. Just uploaded it.

Boy, they were hot, hot, hot

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/liberated60s/satnitefever.gif

:photo:

BRILLIANT!

I love my new breasts!
:laugh: :laugh:

Ah brings it all back! I loved dancing with you Cat except that move of yours where you came up behind me and kicked me in the 'jewel box'. That hurt!

Crit, that is brilliant :w00t:

Cat and Sf, what groovy creatures you are :thumbsup:

Fantastic Crit!! :kid:

SF and Cat, have you thought about making this a permanent feature in here?

Oh Crit...genius, sheer genius!

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Crit, that was brilliant. Can't give you rep yet, but I will, oh yes I will.

:blush: Ooooh stoppit everyone - I'm getting a swollen head with all this appreciation :ninja:

Glad you all enjoyed it though. Watch out, you may be next ;)

Fantastic Crit!! :kid:

SF and Cat, have you thought about making this a permanent feature in here?

I'd be very happy to as long as I could keep the breasts.

LOL LOL LOL Crit - that's simply brilliant.

Excellent stuff Crit!!


... and SF ... I'm liking the package! :naughty:

BEER PLEASE JOSE!

oooh dark clouds are looming in the sky.

Whilst its quiet I think I practise my routine for Portsmouth....shame your not coming SF, we could do the gig in real life....maybe Dublin?

Hi Cat, I'll join you for a beer :beer:

I do like your routine but don't you think it will be a little risque for Pompey?

Hi Cat, I'll join you for a beer :beer:

I do like your routine but don't you think it will be a little risque for Pompey?

Why risque? I can grab a sailor to re enact with me...is that whats worrying you?

Beer please Jose,.....i don't bloody believe it..there are hailstones falling here it's supposed to be bloody summer isn't it??

Why risque?

It's all that stripping off, at the end of the routine, I meant - do you think Pompey is ready for you?

Hi Cat, I'll join you for a beer :beer:

I do like your routine but don't you think it will be a little risque for Pompey?

Risque? Risque? You wait til you see what Mazza's planning. I'm not quite sure what it is exactly but she just came round and asked to borrow my old scaffold pole that used to hold my washing line up and went off muttering something about hoping the knees were still up to it ??? :shocking:

i'll join for a pint or two ....bar service a bit slow though...

Risque? Risque? You wait til you see what Mazza's planning. I'm not quite sure what it is exactly but she just came round and asked to borrow my old scaffold pole that used to hold my washing line up and went off muttering something about hoping the knees were still up to it ??? :shocking:

Now Crit you know how I wore my knees out.

Now Crit you know how I wore my knees out.

I think we all do now :naughty: :laugh:

:wine: Opening a bottle of pre dinner red..anyone want a glass?

Not for me thank you. Just natural spring water for me. Don't want to spoil my lovely healthy dinner. :angel:

:wine: Opening a bottle of pre dinner red..anyone want a glass?

oh go on then, just the one! chin chin!

:wine: Opening a bottle of pre dinner red..anyone want a glass?
Have you got any chillled white?? I could do with one to take to the bath with me.....

I've got a bottle of chilled white Buzz, here you go have one of these.

I'll stick with the bud please Jose as I don't like to mix!

:wine: Opening a bottle of pre dinner red..anyone want a glass?

I'd love some - but I don't suppose there's any left!

I've got a bottle of chilled white Buzz, here you go have one of these.
Thank you Andrea. I missed taking it to the bath, but I shall have it now. Not a long bath as the water was too hot and I felt like I was being slowly poached..... and I couldn't be bothered messing around adding cold water... and I didn;t have a book to read

Do be do doo be doo dooo...

The hills are alive with sound of music......aaahhhhaahahahaa


Greetings happy drinkers I hope today finds you all tickety boo and ready to have some champers and strawberries with a bit of light orchestral music filtering through from the quatet practicing in the function room.....

So the hills are still alive then Coastie?


I'll have some of your Champers and Strawberries please, I'll park myself over in the corner and that will be me for the day! :eat: :wine:

great to see you Ils.....Champers and strawberries on the house all day for you...being the first customer and all! :thumbsup:

Rain drops on roses and whiskers on kittens.....

great to see you Ils.....Champers and strawberries on the house all day for you...being the first customer and all! :thumbsup:

Rain drops on roses and whiskers on kittens.....


Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens ........ Brown paper packages tied up with strings........... These are a few of my favourite things


Cheers Coastie, you sure know how to treat your best customer :thumbsup:

I need a large whiskey and now!

Who am I shouting at.....I can help myself it's my ruddy bar....

Coastie balances her bum on the bar and leans back beneath the optics....

*BURP! :drinking:

Graaate pirtee dis innit.... :blink:

This should be funny.

Flips Coasties feet up in the air.

Oops, you've broken one of the tiles with your head Coastie. Hope you have contents insurance on this place.

Afternoon all. Give me a large stiff one. I'm fed up with Mr. C and I need to drown my sorrows.

Btw, what's Coastie doing on the floor?

poor Coastie. Oh well, does that mean it's a free bar?

In that case, while Critique is having a large stiff one :blink: I'll have a glass of Vodka.

What was I thinking, make that a bottle!

Does anyone want to share my Champers? Coastie said I could have mine on the house today, she won't know I've shared it around :wink2:

ooooh, could I have a glass?

:wink_kiss anyones for a glass of champagne

Ooooooooh save me some, got to go and pick up son no.1 from school.
I'll have some when I get back.

And ils have you scoffed all those strawberries already:w00t:

Ooooooooh save me some, got to go and pick up son no.1 from school.
I'll have some when I get back.

And ils have you scoffed all those strawberries already:w00t:


:blush: I have, but there are more on order :wub:

Here we are Gel, have as much as you like :D

I have a few more bottles under the table Andrea, there will still be plenty left when you get back! :wine:

Yes Please Ils. I went into Town to the Post Office to do our E111 things for the holiday and of course browsed round the shops and spent money to cheer myself up - lol. My feet are killing me now so a nice cool drink would go down well.

Cheers ILS


glug,glug,glug,glug - any more bottles? :D

Coastie emerges from the floor behind the bar...hair tosseled, vision blurry but with a satisfied grin....

Shooo wit can I git yaaaaa...*Hic

It's OK Coastie, have a little lie down. Ils is sorting us out thanks ;)

Ahhh Crit....livily tooo see you..*hic

I have a button on my communications screen titled: CRIT FLT (it's blue) - it tells me when I have a critical fault with the comms system at work (turns deep orange and flashes) (it's been working over time today) anyway when ever I look at it I think of you.....of course this means you get the blame when it all breaks! :laugh:

Ahhh Crit....livily tooo see you..*hic

I have a button on my communications screen titled: CRIT FLT (it's blue) - it tells me when I have a critical fault with the comms system at work (turns deep orange and flashes) (it's been working over time today) anyway when ever I look at it I think of you.....of course this means you get the blame when it all breaks! :laugh:

A dubious honour then :ohmy: Still it's nice to know you think of me often :wub:

A dubious honour then :ohmy: Still it's nice to know you think of me often :wub:

You're welcome...you may want to get together with Ils...she stands for Instrument Landing Systems in my world....the helicopter often flies off to do I L S's at Bournmouth...It has caused a smile as I think of them going off to visit Ils and er do her! :naughty:

You're welcome...you may want to get together with Ils...she stands for Instrument Landing Systems in my world....the helicopter often flies off to do I L S's at Bournmouth...It has caused a smile as I think of them going off to visit Ils and er do her! :naughty:

Tell them they can come and do me anytime Coastie :wink2:

Tell them they can come and do me anytime Coastie :wink2:

Erm.....You might want to rephrase that after you've seen a piccie or two of the crew!...think...walking with dinosaurs (other than my little pilot of course...he's a cuttie but he's also married now...doh!) :naughty: :bag:

Lol Coastie. BTW, I may have been known to go bright orange (when I applied artificial tan (badly) but I've never flashed well not that often anyway :bag:

Erm.....You might want to rephrase that after you've seen a piccie or two of the crew!...think...walking with dinosaurs (other than my little pilot of course...he's a cuttie but he's also married now...doh!) :naughty: :bag:

Ok - I will take your word for it Coastie, perhaps not then!

Okay every body...here's tonights entertainment.....

http://www.edfringe.com/images/articles/1058200503jade-the-folk-singer.jpg

Jade the Folk Singer!

Let's hear the applause..woo woo!

WILD APPLAUSE!Ooo thank-you ladies and gentlemen...now for my first song I would like to sing....'My Tree and I' a song i wrote myself whilst spending quality time in the SOMBA Bog one early morn....

http://www.cheekycomedy.co.uk/images-2003-june24th/comedy-jade-the-folk-singer.jpg

'I walk in the garden and I see my tree
A beautiful tree so much bigger than me
I reach for it's branches but they are far to high
I jump and I leap but as hard as a try

It lifts it's leaves away from me
It lifts it twigs up high (in the sky)
I jump and I leap in desperation I weep
As I can't reach the branches as hard as I try

I went and I bought a ladder so tall
I leant it up against my tree
I climbed a few rungs but then fell on my bum
The tree lashed out with a branch and threw me

It lifts it's leaves away from me
It lifts it twigs up high (in the sky)
I jump and I leap in desperation I weep
As I can't reach the branches as hard as I try

I decided the tree that I once loved so much
Was causing me far to many tears
So I bought a chain saw and I slashed at it's trunk
But the tree fell on my head and ended my years

(all together)

It lifts it's leaves away from me
It lifts it twigs up high (in the sky)
I jump and I leap in desperation I weep
As I can't reach the branches as hard as I try

:bye:

Thank-you

A round of applause and a round of drinks please Coastie.

:drinking: :beer: :wine: all round...

Marvellous isn't she...friend of Cat's you know! :thumbsup:

Ask me again when I've had a few more. BTW as hosts in Pompey are you and Dol providing the entertainment.

I thought you'd be doing turtle impressions maz :naughty:

Sorry but I have only one thing to say to that singer

Get her orrrrf!!

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She needs lessons from our Pub Singer thread

Ask me again when I've had a few more. BTW as hosts in Pompey are you and Dol providing the entertainment.

We have been known to do our thing when the locals have yelled...Bring out the dancing girls! :naughty:

Oh and Crit...that's Cats mate your fruiting....you had better watch it! :boxing:

We have been known to do our thing when the locals have yelled...Bring out the dancing girls! :naughty:

Oh and Crit...that's Cats mate your fruiting....you had better watch it! :boxing:

And wasn't she brilliant - wot rotten devil threw that tomato?

Hides

Wow Coastie, now that's what I call entertainment. Forget Pop Idol, Fame Academy, X-factor et al, she really rocks. As for the lyrics.. I've never heard anything quite like it.

As for the lyrics.. I've never heard anything quite like it.

Neither have I - thankfully.

I'll need a large Laphroig to get the taste out of my mouth:whistling:whistling

OYE MAZZER!

Stop fruitin my mate will you.

She's a right goer is Jade, don't let the sandals and socks mislead you...oh no!

Cup of tea for me please...just been studying for over 3 hours, its been very peacefull upstairs working at my desk/dressing table (which is artistically covered in tippex, thanks to the Fredmeister).

Just waiting for the pigging footy to finish so I Love Island can come on...bet they dont show it now.........BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Come on Liverpool, just score and bog off.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/liberated60s/singer.gif



Crit, you are just to good with this animation thing.
I secretly want to know how to do it.

See Cat it wasn't me it was Crit I am not that clever.

Crit, you are just to good with this animation thing.
I secretly want to know how to do it.

You have to arm yourself with a graphics program (I use Paintshop Pro and Animation Shop).

Then you take the pic to paintshop and duplicate it several times. Add your "tomato" on the first pic in one position, then on the next pic add it a bit further along and so on. On the last pic I just made a splodge. Then you save it as a .psp format file and open it in animation shop where you can set the frame speed etc. Then when you save it, it automatically saves as an animation (.gif). I've been learning Paintshop for about 2 years now. I joined MSN Groups that were specifically for learning it. There are absolutely loads of Tutorials on the net for making graphics and animations.

Best to start off making simple graphics. Then you learn how to add sparkles to things and then just play about with stuff like I do.

Wow Coastie, now that's what I call entertainment. Forget Pop Idol, Fame Academy, X-factor et al, she really rocks. As for the lyrics.. I've never heard anything quite like it.

I'm thinking of having a pop idol gig here at the bar...each of you can show your idol performing and write the song they are singing.....if you are up for it let me know! :thumbsup:

That would be marvelous, Coastie! :thumbsup:

Sounds fun to me :thumbsup:

Right twos a party then......I will prepare the stage and set the function room up as a changing room for your aspiring stars! :thumbsup:

Now the rules:

Entrants must display a picture of their performer.

Entrants must compose an original song for their performer to sing.

Coastie is head judge and her decision is final.....she may appoint others to judge who do not wish to exploit a performer.

All entries must be in by 2359hrs on 28th May (Saturday)....Judging will take place with the results announced during the early hours of Sunday 28th.....!

Go for it! :thumbsup:

Count me in - what's the prize then? A whip round won't get much will it?

A bottle of champers maybe?

Count me in too. Ive always thought of myself as a bit of chanter - even if no-one else has!

Right that's 4 entrants at least....feel free to post your entry at any time...remember photo and a new song composed by your fair hand! :thumbsup:

Free booze for a month to the winner.....

WILD APPLAUSE!

http://www.cheekycomedy.co.uk/images-2003-june24th/comedy-jade-the-folk-singer.jpg

'I walk in the garden and I see my tree
A beautiful tree so much bigger than me
I reach for it's branches but they are far to high
I jump and I leap but as hard as a try

It lifts it's leaves away from me
It lifts it twigs up high (in the sky)
I jump and I leap in desperation I weep
As I can't reach the branches as hard as I try

I went and I bought a ladder so tall
I leant it up against my tree
I climbed a few rungs but then fell on my bum
The tree lashed out with a branch and threw me

It lifts it's leaves away from me
It lifts it twigs up high (in the sky)
I jump and I leap in desperation I weep
As I can't reach the branches as hard as I try

I decided the tree that I once loved so much
Was causing me far to many tears
So I bought a chain saw and I slashed at it's trunk
But the tree fell on my head and ended my years

(all together)

It lifts it's leaves away from me
It lifts it twigs up high (in the sky)
I jump and I leap in desperation I weep
As I can't reach the branches as hard as I try



Just a reminder of what is required should you wish to enter the S.O. Idol comp...a picture of your potential idol and the words of the original song that they are singing.....I know this is a masterpiece but don't feel threatened by the amazing talents of Jade the Folk Singer...she is a professional after all!

Coastie

Depending on how creative I am over the next few days (I'm not really known for creativity) I may have a go.

Depending on how creative I am over the next few days (I'm not really known for creativity) I may have a go.
Excellent! :thumbsup:

Here's a free bottle of Bud to help get you inspired! :drinking:

Ooh why thankyou kind madam.:thumbsup:

oooh a HUGE beer please Jose!

Having a night off from studying tonight as had exam this afternoon (which went really well - I think). So line them up and move them in.

Anyone care to join me this lovely early summers evening...we could go and sit on the patio... :drinking:

:beer: here you go pusskins! :thumbsup:

Do you have a rising star in the making that will be entering the S.O. Idol comp? :naughty:

Anyone care to join me this lovely early summers evening...we could go and sit on the patio... :drinking:

I will Cat! :beer:

Good to hear the exam went well!

A cold beer on the patio sounds wonderful. Glad your exam went well, Cat! :thumbsup:

Right, who's round is it then?

Oh and Coastie, count me in for Saturday...I will compose a fine ditty.

I'll get these!

I'm on the wine tonight, carrying on from lunch time, what does everyone else want?

Long G&T with loads of ice and lemon for me, please ILS. :)

Bud for me please ils.

Ils...don't forget your roots. .

A very large very cold white wine please. I have just got in from the funeral and I would just like to share with you all how extremely proud of my boys I was today. This is the first funeral they have been to and they carried it off beyond my wildest expectations of them. So a large drink for me and them. I don't praise them often enough, but today they made me realise what it is all about.

sorry for the over emotional bit...it's not like me at all...

I haven't forgotton Cat - Thursday is the day!

A very large very cold white wine please. I have just got in from the funeral and I would just like to share with you all how extremely proud of my boys I was today. This is the first funeral they have been to and they carried it off beyond my wildest expectations of them. So a large drink for me and them. I don't praise them often enough, but today they made me realise what it is all about.

sorry for the over emotional bit...it's not like me at all...

Awww Buzz, I'm glad it went as well as could be expected. Your boys behavour is down to their upbringing, so well done to you, cold white coming up :hug:

Aw, Buzzy, bless 'em. :wub:

Buzz :hug:

Buzz, sounds like they did you proud :thumbsup:

Well done the Buzzettes.

Lets get sloshed in the bar tonight then buzz..lunch is on me tomorrow - hospital special me thinks.

Well done the Buzzettes.

Lets get sloshed in the bar tonight then buzz..lunch is on me tomorrow - hospital special me thinks.
Now that sound like a plan to me.....i havent had a friggin drink all day cos I was driving - can you imagine the horrors I have had to sit through - sober :shocking: you know what I am saying don;t you cat!!!
So give me five mins to wrap up eldest buzz birthday pressies for tomorrow and then get the beers in.....

A very large very cold white wine please. I have just got in from the funeral and I would just like to share with you all how extremely proud of my boys I was today. This is the first funeral they have been to and they carried it off beyond my wildest expectations of them. So a large drink for me and them. I don't praise them often enough, but today they made me realise what it is all about.

sorry for the over emotional bit...it's not like me at all...

:hug: Buzzy! Your drinks are on the house tonight sweetie! :wink2: :wine: :beer:

A very Happy Birthday :happybday to eldest Buzz tomorrow.

pour me a large stiff whiskey please ... I'm just going to scrub out the bathroom and wash the kitchen floor ... neither of which are my favourite jobs!

pour me a large stiff whiskey please ... I'm just going to scrub out the bathroom and wash the kitchen floor ... neither of which are my favourite jobs!

I take it environmental health have been round again then Dol! :pooh:

Here...have a drink to get ya going... :beer:

:hug: Buzzy! Your drinks are on the house tonight sweetie! :wink2: :wine: :beer:
Cheers Coastie.

Cheers Maz, will pass on the birthday wishes....

Drinks all round

Happy Birthday Master Buzz No.1 :happybday

How old is the eldest master buzz tomorrow?

Happy birthday eldest master Buzz from me too :happybday :holiday:

Thank you all for your birthday wishes. Master Buzz is 12 today :happybday

Happy birthday Master Buzz from all the Mini Catsters.

:bye:

Have you made the tea yet Buzz?

Happy birthday Master Buzz from all the Mini Catsters.

:bye:

Have you made the tea yet Buzz?
On my second mug now..........would you care to join me??
I am amazing myself. Have mde the packed lunches and had cups of tea and all this bofre 6.30am :shocking: alhtough you do realise this mans I shall be :sleepy: at the desk by 11am...

Here's my entry for the SOMBA Idol Competition. Got g/son this weekend so got to get in early - lol.

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(To the tune of Heartbreak Hotel)

The SOMBA rooms are crowded
With members wall to wall
Cat and Ils and FeeforAll
Are dancing in the hall

The music’s playing loudly
And Coastie’s at the bar
Floopy, Dol and Ceridwen
Are totally Ga-ga

It gets so noisy in here
It gets so crazy in here
It gets so smokey you could die

Cockney’s kissing Patsy
And Buzz and Marmy too
Dabs and Flip are watching him
And wondering what to do

Maz is on the table
SF is on the floor
PJ and Gel just took a look
And ran straight out the door

It gets so noisy in here
It gets so crazy in here
It gets so smokey you could die

Bob and Crit are laughing
At Bella’s crazy dance
Secrets tries to chat Pan up
But he aint got a chance

But though it’s always crowded
They still can find some space
For Bonnie Blink and Groucho
To come and show their face

It gets so noisy in here
It gets so crazy in here
It gets so smokey you could die

So if you’re feeling lonely
Don’t stand there in the gloom
Come in where it’s all happening
The SO Members Room

It gets so noisy in here
It gets so noisy in here
Oh Yeahhhhhh!
:ninja:

With apologies to those I left out. Nothing personal, I just ran out of steam - lol

Wow that is fantastic and will take some beating, Crit :thumbsup:

You are very talented!

How about a big hand for Crit there wasn’t she great http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_13_4.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)



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That was fab Critique, here's a drink on me :beer:

oh For Gods Sake Get Me A Beer Now!

:beer:

I think I'm agnostic, but you scared me into getting you one anyway.

Way to go Crit...you really have spotted a talent there....he's got one mean lot of shaking going on.... :thumbsup:

I just hope you haven't scared the others off! :ohmy:

Large white wine.please barperson whoever it is........

I have just delivered eldest buzzes friends home after his 'party' and when I say 'party' I mean, tea, cinema with Mr B to see Star Wars and then back here for cake and the HOME

So I did nothing and Mr B did most of the work, so I deserve a glass of wine :bag:

Several glasses of wine for you Buzz! :wine: :wine: :wine:

Now how is your entrant into the S.O. Idol comp coming along.....I'm guessing you have a good eye for talent so I'm looking forward to meeting him/her! :thumbsup:

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Well hi all and lets have it for Crapper Rapper with Some Chattage Please

Some chattage now the call goes out
There must be someone hereabouts
I'm going in so join me please
Don't make Maz get on her knees (again)
Its time to chat Nox get in here
Bring some wine or bring some beer
Ils is here her chest displayed
Dabs enjoying a bit of shade

Chat chat chat chat chatter
Subject doesn't matter
Chat chat chat chat chatter
Come in for a natter

Patsy is that really you
Or playing games of who is who
Oops I heard the 'C' word then
Oh its Cat she's in again
Theres Crit and Buzz and Ceri too
Max and Marmie Coastie woooohooo
Pj is our resident stud
Keep him sweet with a bottle of Bud

Chat chat chat chat chatter
Subject doesn't matter
Chat chat chat chat chatter
Come in for a natter

Floopy Cockers Isis Gel
Oh the stories we could tell
Andrea Flip Dol and Fee
Its kinda like a big party
Care to join us come and share
Don't look for quizzy he's never there
We'll make you welcome never fear
Cos anyone can come in here

Chat chat chat chat chatter
Subject doesn't matter
Chat chat chat chat chatter
Come in for a natter.

Mazza...as Randy Jackson would say dat was one for da dog pound dude..woof woof woof...aruuu...great! :thumbsup:

The rest of you have until midnight tonight to get your entries in...come on now...you can do it...ya know you can! :cool2:

Maz that was fantastic :thumbsup:

You have certainly given Crit a run for her money there! :devil:

Wooohoooo Mazza - brilliant. :thumbsup:

Looking forward to seeing some more - come on everyone, you know you can do it.

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Please welcome Tender Tragedy, singing her own composition,


CAGED LOVE


My song is a song of tender precision,
of heartwrenching beauty and clarity.

Wild birds can’t sing like the ones in prison,
the lonely ones who live for the jailer’s charity.

In my precision I strive for perfection
and maybe one day I’ll earn your pity.

But maybe imprisonment is the only condition
that can provide for you my dedicated beauty?

Do these clear notes hide inside the orchestration
that masks my bird heart burning in misery?

Or do they signify the personification
of my sacrifice, my martyrdom, my duty?

Is that why I accept this identification
and is that why you have caged me?

The audience hears beauty in my rendition
but only you, my jailer, know the reality.

My song is a cowering parole application:
O my dark love, will you ever set me free?

Wow - very moving dab, it has brought tears to my eyes :cry:

That's awesome Dab. So poignant and haunting. A round of applause for you. You really are talented.

Oops:ninja: I better get busy with pen and paper.

Dab that was lovely beautiful words could't quite make out the tune :)

Dab that was lovely beautiful words could't quite make out the tune :)

MAZ! have you let the JC lot know that Crit has absconded! What does JC stand for...Jolly Capers, Jumping Caterpillars...

JC stands for Jans Clan the woman that started it. Don't understand your other question about Crit though.

Crits thrown things willy nilly into her car and gone!

Gone where I am really confused now edit just seen her post. Blimey that was a snap decision I only spoke to her just over an hour ago.

Blimey Maz, you've got the observations skills of a gnat...

Spur of the moment thing - decided half hour ago to drive up to Billericay where Mr. C and Maz's brother have a caravan.

Jusdt throwing stuff in the car willy nilly - got to leave by 7. pm.

See you all on Monday. xxxx

No Big Brother Change of Scenery

Mazz could you please let JC Group know - thanks.

Can I have a beer anyway.

Blimey Maz, you've got the observations skills of a gnat...

Spur of the moment thing - decided half hour ago to drive up to Billericay where Mr. C and Maz's brother have a caravan.

Jusdt throwing stuff in the car willy nilly - got to leave by 7. pm.

See you all on Monday. xxxx

No Big Brother Change of Scenery

Mazz could you please let JC Group know - thanks.


I just hadn't looked at the other threads Cat anyway have done as she asked.
Rather her than me though there are loads of mozzies in those woods still its a nice change of scene hope the weather holds for her.

Where is you entry for SO idol Cat I keep looking but I'm not seeing.