Sure ya can........Baileys okay or would you prefer Tia Maria....or anything else for that matter......


Baileys would be fine Coastie & another of Flips cookies please - I'm pushing the boat out today :)

You are indeed a lady of class........Flip said that can you promote her Cookies to a few of the others as she was hoping to sell a few more today!

You are indeed a lady of class !

Did someone just mention me :unsure:

Bonnie...have a champers...mission complete! :laugh:

Bonnie...have a champers...mission complete! :laugh:


OOOhh yes, i was born to drink champagne :laugh:

Did someone just mention me :unsure:

I think she meant me :)

I think she meant me :)
No, i think i was right in the first place *sticks tongue out and wiggles it in ILS direction*

No, i think i was right in the first place *sticks tongue out and wiggles it in ILS direction*

You wouldn't know the meaning of class ...........

*ils is to classy to stick her tongue out at anyone* :wink2:

You wouldn't know the meaning of class ...........

*ils is to classy to stick her tongue out at anyone* :wink2:


:huh: you can go off people you know :huh:

*walks off with bum high in the air and tail swishing*

Yeah...nice one Bonz....you've just knocked Buzz's cocktail over with you swishing tail! :angry:

Right....sorry about that Buzz....here have a jug on the house!

I don't know that Bonnie is so very touchy - need to chill out abit.... :unsure:

What have you got to help her chill Coastie? - I'll buy her a triple one!

I prefer the cheaper option.....here take this large bat! :boxing:

Right...erm...anyone want one of my special smoothies...their very nice and just a little bit alcoholic! :)

Coastie, you must try to curb that voilent streak, it is so unbecoming :unsure:

ooh yes please Coastie.

I will leave the mixture up to you...just make it strong and pleasing for a mature lady with experience. :devil:

Yeah...nice one Bonz....you've just knocked Buzz's cocktail over with you swishing tail! :angry:

Right....sorry about that Buzz....here have a jug on the house!

No need to apologise Coastie, these things happen...thanks for the freebie though, very tasty.

Could you chuck in a cookie too by way of compensation? :unsure:

Right......

Coastie waddles under the weight of the giant jug of super smoothie destined for ILS and Cat

There you go girls...enjoy! :)

One of Flips cookies for Buzz...........

Coastie throws the cookie like a frisbee and Buzz catches it in her mouth....whole!

Way to go Buzz!

Cheers everyone - Happy Alcoholic December :)

One of Flips cookies for Buzz...........

Coastie throws the cookie like a frisbee and Buzz catches it in her mouth....whole!

Way to go Buzz!

Ohhhhhhhh I don't know about whole.
How big are these cookies??

mini bites? or the big american jobs?

Just a quickie to say that Flip has just launched her new monster burger....here's a happy customer trying it out!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v199/Mzungo/burger.jpg

I'll stick with the healthy eating cookies and the smoothies thanks :unsure:

Awww come on...it comes with free fries and a large DIET coke of...besides if you don't try it Flip will be most upset! :sad:

Is there any coffee on the pot, I could do with a morning coffee before I go and pick the little one up from nursery.

And are there any of Flippy's biscuits left, I missed out yesterday:sad:

There's always coffe in the pot...it's how you would like it served that provides the great excitment of the day....oh and Flip did a fresh batch of her special cookies just this morning....mind you don't you think you would rather try one of her super burgers (see previous page)! :)

Coffee & cookie for me please, I need to have some caffene before I go and pay all my bills :(

Just a cookie this morning thankyou, save the superburger for later.

Coffee, I want to try one of those groucho whipped thingimajugs that Cat is always having, pleeeeeeease:)

Andrea...you are very brave but here goes....

Whizzing and swooshing sounds errupt from behind the counter......foam flies in all directions....Coastie pops up looking like santa and presents Andrea with her Cat created Grouch mix latte with added twist and voom!

There ya go hun....oh and here's your cookie!

ILS...wanna try the cookie with the cherries today? Just as healthy but a bit more colourful?

Andrea tries her "cat created groucho mix latte" and returns to the bar for more, with extra cream:)

ILS...wanna try the cookie with the cherries today? Just as healthy but a bit more colourful?

Oooo yes please - I like a bit of colour :wink2:

ooh the end of another day at work. Coastie, I'll have another of those super dooper cocktails you made yesterday, had to dash and never said how nice it was.

Good evening all.

Anyone for a beer?

I'll have one (well another) please.

:bye:

ooh Buzz beware the special offer at sainsburies...2 boxes of bud for £20!! what a rip off, the bottles are half the size...poo poo to sainsburies, what a swizz. :angry:

I had a bud if your buying :)

Bud's all round........

I'm going to have a Guiness...

Cheers everyone :drinking:

Bottoms Up :drinking:

Buzz......wanna try a 'Shwoosh Zipper'? It's very alcoholic and just a little bit fruity!

Buzz......wanna try a 'Shwoosh Zipper'? It's very alcoholic and just a little bit fruity!


Oohhhhhhhh yes please........ :)

Here you go....and how about trying one of Flips monster burgers...she's a little upset not many people are trying them....see previous page if you want to get the taste buds going! Actually might be a couple of pages back)

Is there any more cookies left Coastie - I couldn't manage a burger .......

There's always cookies...Flip has been baking them all day as they have been such a huge success!

Could I have 2 for me, 2 for Buzz & 2 for Cat please & 3 buds :)

2! :ohmy: that's a bit p[iggy....I mean I know that they are super low fat and all that but....2! and a bud! :ohmy:

Have to agree with ils and stay with the cookies. May et a burger for the family at the weekend though...

Drink was superb coastie, :) thanks

2! :ohmy: that's a bit p[iggy....I mean I know that they are super low fat and all that but....2! and a bud! :ohmy:

We deserve it today as we have been working very hard!

OK.......cookies and another 'Shwoosh Zipper' for Buzz!

ILS...I've made you your fave 'Fluffy Bumpkin' cocktail today....her...oh and this is the last of the cherry cookies...there's still plenty of choc chip and mango!

Delicious coastie, many thanks,

but sadly I have to go to bed now. Another frantic day ahead tomorrow keping cat on the straight and narrow.

Good night all

sleep tight

Night night......beware of the deadly ping!

My glass is slowly...........no wait, quickly...........becoming empty, any chance of a refill:)

I'll try one of Flips chocla...........LOOK OUT.........DUCK........there's a ping flying across the room:ohmy:

Nite nite Buzz :bye:

That 'Fluffy Bumpkin' cocktail was fab, same again please and I will try a choc chip cookie...

DUCK! No that's not on the menu......Flip only does duck at weekends.....the drink I can help you with though...here ya go!

I'm helping myself to a large double.....I need it after all the excitemnt of the SOMBA tale....... :closedeye

.Woo woo....I've grab me stool and I ain't movin.

3 bottles of bud to wash away the sweat from the gym, would anyone else like anything......

A bud would go down very nicely thanks Cat : :drinking:

2 bottles of bud for the lady please barperson.

Evening ils...good day?

Cheers Cat :) Not brilliant, I'm so glad it's the weekend.......


Is anyone else going to join us?

We shall have to see......Buzz is going out tonight (she's got real friends that you can touch :ohmy: ).

:)

We shall have to see......Buzz is going out tonight (she's got real friends that you can touch :ohmy: ).

:)

go on then girls I'll have a quick one before i go out and "touch" my real friends!! :laugh:

Not I hasten to add that i make a habit of touching my friends :excl:

I'll have a beer please

I have several touched friends, but I try not to go drinking with them. :laugh:

I'd crawl over broken glass for a long G&T with ice and lemon.

I'll have a pint of creme de menthe and a pickled egg please bar person :)

Is there any entertainment tonight ils?

I thought you were the act tonight Voice - have you forgotton? :wacko:

No ILS....Voice does the Sunday choir.....it's Rob crooning tonight....luuuuvley!

I noticed that the cage had been lowered and dusted.

Thought maybe Andrea's special act may be on the cards???

Bud please barperson....and can you stop making dab crawl over broken glass for his drink...its just not fair.

No ILS....Voice does the Sunday choir.....it's Rob crooning tonight....luuuuvley!

Of course - silly me :wacko:

Another couple of buds for me & Cat and whatever dab would like :)

So no 'Sneaky Suzi' 's tonight ILS......I thought you liked them!

Oh cheers Flip...more cookies if you want them folks!

I will later Coastie - just building up to it!

Oh, I thought it was PJ and his ferrets tonight.

Must polish up my act for Sunday, I'm doing a medly of Chaz and Dave numbers this week :)

Unfortunately PJ will not be doing his ferret acta ever again......He had bad wind one night and gassed them to death....very sad....indeed I think we should all raise a glass in memory of Herman and Neville...two outstanding ferrets who will be greatly missed on the Friday night stage!

Oh and Voice....heres a jug of that 'Hypnotic Wonder' you love sooooo much!

Coastie sups on a bottle of Bud in the cold empty bar......

'Ooh I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey flows and the beer chases
My blues away...
What can I say?

Aint got time for no social graces
They can head on out to the old oasis
Cos I've got friends....
In low places....'

They all went to the party and never came back! :sad:

Good morning, I'll have a double whipped Groucho supreme

AND...the biggest bacon and egg sarnie you ever did see

AND...a HUGE goblet of tomatoe juice

AND... an apple turnover with puff pastry and fresh cream.

please. :wacko:

I'm off into the big real world to party now...I feel ****e (cold) and look ****e.

Never mind.
x

Looks like I am on my own tonight :(

I have a bud please whilst I am X Factor! Have a good time Cat :)

I'll have a pre dinner bottle of your best red barperson.

Would anyone care to join me?

Big bottle of your coldest strongest beer please. i really need a drink. Just got back from "the dinner" with the in laws...oh god....

I'll join you for a drink Cat but I'll have a bud thanks barperson!

Cat sits down, nudges glasses to edge of nose...looks intently a Buzz and says


...Spill.

Far too much to drink on Friday night - can I just have an orange juice please! No ice and room temperature .... and just a teensy tiny dash of vodka!

Cat sits down, nudges glasses to edge of nose...looks intently a Buzz and says


...Spill.


Not too much to report. just the usual "sister in law" stuff. You know the sort of behaviour that sends my GP rushing for my blood pressure tablets.....
just can't relax in her company at all....don't really want to learn to either...avoidance is much more appealing to me.

Anyway....after a large cold beer feeling much calmer and more sociable, it's nice to be back amongst friends!!

Far too much to drink on Friday night - can I just have an orange juice please! No ice and room temperature .... and just a teensy tiny dash of vodka!


I'll get that one Dolores, and anyone else for a drink and possibly some small nibbles?? Cat could you arrange the festive nuts??

some small nibbles?? Cat could you arrange the festive nuts??
Really Buzz - don't ask Cat to arrange festive nuts! It was very painful for PJ last time she did that!

Is she that bad with nuts???

Lethal......just ask PJ....no really do!

Right to get inot the festive spirit and al;l that....a free santa hat will be given for every purchase of Flips special mulled wine.......she's also doing a spot of egg nog but that's for later on!

ooh one for me Coastie me old mucker...put it there with me bottle of bud.

Actually I think I'll try a pint of stripe tonight.

Anyone else joining me..... :bye:

good evenaing all. I will have a bottleof your finest cold beer and a few nuts please.

What's news everyone??

Pint of your best barperson please.

PHEEWEEEEEE have I been a busy girl....8 loads of washing, written all xmas cards, written invites for birthday party to include in christmas cards (quite handy that). Sorted out xmas pressies for the boys and rest of family - found quite a stash that I had hidden over the months, pile of ironing and some work for tomorrow.

So I think I deserve a drink before I start cooking dinner - a full roast. I shall be cooking to the sounds of the Osmonds.

What do you like to cook to the sound off? :wacko:

What do you like to cook to the sound off? :wacko:[/QUOTE]


Usually the kids whinging...."how long now????" :rolleyes:

I've just been for a walk and it is freezing out there - so could I have a very large brandy please barman :wink2:

Having a pre dinner bud, anyone care to join me? :bye:

I would never say no to a Bud :drinking:

Cheers Cat :)

There you go ils, have a packet of crisps too, what's your fancy?

I quite fancy a packet of Cheese & Onion thanks Cat :)

Evening all. Can I have a bottle of stella please. It's been a very hectic day, need to unwind a little.

Anyone joining me??

I'll have another if you are offering Buzz - hic hic :drinking:

Always a pleasure ils...stella or bud...limited choice as have not been beer shopping for a little while...

I don't mind either will do, or both even! :drinking: hic hic :drinking:

a bottle of each coming up ils..........


anyone else whilst I.m here??

I've gone on the wine now Buzz, so a (largest) glass of Merlot please.

Boys tea done, will sit and relax for half an hour than slap our steak on (play,commed all out)

Shall we travel together to the meet then?
:bye:

I've gone on the wine now Buzz, so a (largest) glass of Merlot please.

Boys tea done, will sit and relax for half an hour than slap our steak on (play,commed all out)

Shall we travel together to the meet then?
:bye:

I wondered whe you would turn up... large wine, no problem.....

Is there anything left at play for me to buy??


I think we should travel together, god help British Rail!!

I wondered whe you would turn up... large wine, no problem.....

Is there anything left at play for me to buy??


I think we should travel together, god help British Rail!!


7am...I will be wearing a pink feather boa....champagne at the paddington?

7am...I will be wearing a pink feather boa....champagne at the paddington?


Sounds dellightful....

Right...Champers all round.....I'm in a very happy and festive mood!

I don't normally start this early but go on I'll join you if you are celebrating! :)

Flips done some Christmas Tree shaped cookies for today...mmm mmm mmmmmmmm!

I better leave the champers till I pick son no. 2 up from school, don't want to go to school stinking of booze, but I'll have a Flippy cookie to be going on with.
Actually can I have 3, one for each of my boys?

Save some champers for me later though.

Coastie stumbles across the room...hic...hic...hic...

Shoooreee Andreaaaaaaaahhh I don't fink dat dare izzzzzzz much champoo left.....HIC!

Could I have a couple of the Christmas Tree thingies and a hot chocolate please - As I need to sober up in time for this evening!

Only if I can go home now.......ooooh go on....I really don't think I can last 2 and a half more hours! :sad:

Could I have a couple of christmas biccies and a cup of tea please to keep me going til dinner time.

Thanks

Here you go Buzz......and how about some egg nog? Flips special recipie!

Here you go Buzz......and how about some egg nog? Flips special recipie!


Will I be okay to drive afterwards?? I have to go shopping.....if I will be then yes pleeeeeease

Hmmmm...maybe you should wait and have the egg nog on your return....here's a cup of cocoa instead!

Bottle of chilled bud please barperson. Is that Coastie asleep over there, bless..shouldn't someone give her a blanket and wipe the dribble away.

All shopping done, Hurahh for me.

:bye:

Coastie isn't asleep Cat, she has passed out it was all the champpers she had earlier :wacko:


I'll get the bud for you, and I think I will have one for myself just to get me in the mood for later :)

Evening all. :)

I'll have a pint of Guinness and a Hamlet, please.

Evening dab - I get this for you and have it on the house as the barmaid has passed out in the corner :blink:

Thanks ILS. Can't beat a good passing out barmaid parade. Hiya Cat :bye:

Coastie awakes and finds one of Flips cookies stuck to her cheek...eeeeew

Erm...sorry about that every body...oh dear...how embarassing...right okay....er what was that every body wanted...oh yes here you go!

A rise Coastie...and dosn't she just with aplomb.

You hoo dab, do you drink lots of guinness and not find the next morning a bit scary??

Thursday everyone..one more day to go...yipeeeee.

:bye:

You hoo dab, do you drink lots of guinness and not find the next morning a bit scary??


Er... no (:unsure: What d'you mean, Cat? :unsure: )

Er... no (:unsure: What d'you mean, Cat? :unsure: )
Remembering a night on guinness...about 5 pints....then onto a chinese...lots of bean sprouts - unchewed.

Next morning ablutions....black poop with unchewed bean sprouts rendered me :eek:

.................................................. ............................run away :sick:

:laugh: ...and the moral of that story is - Don't Look!

D'you know what? It's really nice to come here and relax, isn't it? My business partner and I are involved in a dispute with some seriously unpleasant people over stolen software, and today has been particularly grim. I could really do with going out and getting off my skull, but then I'd be useless on the battlefield tomorrow. So this is where I am, chilling out with my friends, and it's okay. (And I promise not to get all maudlin on yer.) :bye:

Awww, we love you to Dab.

Now where is that bottle to fill up my glass.
I see all the champers has been drunk, no doubt Coastie forgot to leave it alone. She just can't take more than 2 glasses but never knows when to stop.

Shucks, thanks Andrea :hug:

Sorry about the bubbly. I've been using it to dilute my Guinness. hic

D'you know what? It's really nice to come here and relax, isn't it? My business partner and I are involved in a dispute with some seriously unpleasant people over stolen software, and today has been particularly grim. I could really do with going out and getting off my skull, but then I'd be useless on the battlefield tomorrow. So this is where I am, chilling out with my friends, and it's okay. (And I promise not to get all maudlin on yer.) :bye:
Good for your dab. I feel the same sometimes.

:bye:

You wait till you see Andrea do her cage routine tho....WOW

I'm glad to say I missed Andrea's cage routine whilst I was out, she just doesn't know when to stop!!!


Have you booked dab for his 'full monty' rountine yet Coastie? I think you will have a full house that night, you might need some extra bar staff on! :)

I'm not sure I want Dab doing the full monty....all that hair all over the floor....brrrrrrr.....

Anyway Caffine High Wonder Coffees are on special offer this morning....oh and some of Flips ginger nuts!

I'm not keen on ginger nuts Coastie but if you have any of the Christmas trees left I'll have one of those with my Caffine High Wonder Coffee !

Whoa! Scary stuff being discussed here. :blink:

Dab no do full monty ever anymore after nasty squirty incident with lighter fuel in Bangkok bar accounting for permanent golden highlights where the sun don't shine and who told you about my ginger nuts..? :sad:

:wink2: Oh, okay, seeing as it's Christmas. You do have an industrial carpet cleaner, don't you, Coastie?

Whoa! Scary stuff being discussed here. :blink:

Dab no do full monty ever anymore after nasty squirty incident with lighter fuel in Bangkok bar accounting for permanent golden highlights where the sun don't shine and who told you about my ginger nuts..? :sad:

:wink2: Oh, okay, seeing as it's Christmas. You do have an industrial carpet cleaner, don't you, Coastie?

I have reserved my front row centre seat especially for the occasion :wink2: When's the BIG day? :laugh:

No industrial cleaner but loads of sticky tape Dab! :laugh:

Ooooh....okay everyone Flip is bringing out the Turkey Sandwhiches for lunch....ooo they are soo good!

Evening all. Seeing its the Party night of the year as Dolores as pointed out....lets get at it.

Pint of your best barperson, and just keep em comin.

When is dab booked for the Full Monty...are tickets being sold or is it just a first come first served - so to speak :blink:

We could organise a full bill for the evening. My speciality is my Bonsai Tree impressions...I am very bendy and quite good, especially if you can get hold of a wind machine.

What would everyone else do?

Did some one want a wind machine! :sick:

Right...we have for you tonight a new cocktail....trialled by Nox, who I know we all trust, it's called the:

Santa Slammer!

It's a pound a shoot during Happy 24hrs and is very nice if slurped in the company of one of Flips mini tarts.....various flavours! :cool2:

Pour me one of those beauties right away Coastie.

Feeling very chilled knowing it dosn't matter if I wake up with a hang over tomorrow as GOT 2 WEEKS OFF NOW..YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Then again, when drinking at home don't often end up with one as fall asleep.

:sleep:

Pour me a large glass of red wine! My night out with the girls has been cancelled due to a sickly son! Never mind at least it's not so far to drag myself to bed after I've passed out!

Hail, fellow Romans!

Oh, sorry. Wrong party. I'll just tuck this toga into me knickers and have a pint of bitter, please, me hearty. Because I'm not working for the rest of this year, ha ha! :devil:

Evening ladies. :bye:

Was it my toga? I'll go then, shall I..? :unsure:

Night night, empty room... :sad:

:holiday: GOOD EVENING

Saturday night everyone...and I'm doing ****** all - again, not even got a reality show to watch. Could have gone to a wedding reception which is at the local town hall; which is only a few doors down the road. But no sitter, so no doo's.

Never mind. Iwill take my place here at the bar and watch the evening unravel. Maybe dab will be back in his toga...or Andrea will swing down from the ceiling...you never know.

:blink:

Evening all. Just popped in for a quick one. Am busy cooking dinner so a small beer would go down a treat.

Hi ya cat.....did you get your tree sorted again?

You hoo Buzz. yep most certainly did. Sams gave me a discount (1/2 price) on a new one and a new pot. Spent most of the day doing that, its the 3rd time I have dressed a tree in 10 days!!! It does look good tho and the base is intact and holding the vital water.

The other one is actually looking rather grande on the patio..will purchase some extra deco's and it will look spendid for my boxing day bash.

Another bud please barperson.

Quiet tonight :bye:

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Lookout people, got to find somewhere to land.

crash..............bump,

mmmmmm, sorry Cat, didn't mean to knock over your beer, that rope can be a bit dodgy sometimes.

Refill for Cat and a wine for me please barperson.

Woo hoo Andrea..have you been up there all night!!!!

Same round again barperson...bring them on..
:bye:

Yeh, I should have realised that it was going to be quiet today, I've been hanging around since 2pm.

Never mind, anyone in the mood for a boogie, I've been dancing with the kids in the kitchen tonight,and feel like carrying on, and there must be some festive tunes on the jukebox.

OH YES..I've got one of my many Osmonds CD's here..shall I put it on?

Oh, go on then, as it's Christmas.

Cat.....can you turn it up a bit some of the oldies are having trouble hearing....oh and remember you can only play it through once and then it's PJ's turn to choose the music! :wacko:

oh , does pj get upset then?

He stamps his feet like a spoilt brat and then proceeds to sing er shout his music choice over the top of whatever else is playing! :blink:

Well he's going to have to blinkin wait till my Osmonds CD is finished...CHRIST..its..Make the World go Away..Donny & Marie.

Well I'm getting into festive mood now and have doned my santa hat....does one approve Cat? :unsure:

Well I'm getting into festive mood now and have doned my santa hat....does one approve Cat? :unsure:
oh I so approve Coastie. Bazeel had a very similar hat but I just couldn't get him to pose in it, kept barking and biting it.

You know pj has been naked most of the year...do you think if we turned the temperature up enough he would abandon his clothes again...and sit there just with his hat on?

I would like that. :bye:

Er...no you wouldn't Cat... he's avoided the gym and visited alot of bars lately and well let's just say a naked PJ is not a pretty site....ask kittencat who was unfortunate to run into a streaking PJ at an office party the other week....and he wasn't even invited! :blink:

Er...no you wouldn't Cat... he's avoided the gym and visited alot of bars lately and well let's just say a naked PJ is not a pretty site....ask kittencat who was unfortunate to run into a streaking PJ at an office party the other week....and he wasn't even invited! :blink:
:eek: does he cover the whole country like that man who lept on Richard and Judy's floating weather pad??

For your information Coastie, my body is like that of a former Mr Universe winner*

And if you ask me, kittencat seemed to like what she saw....

Anyway, Ive bot been in here for a while so I'll have a pint on the house please.




*following years of fast food and beer

For your information Coastie, my body is like that of a former Mr Universe winner*

And if you ask me, kittencat seemed to like what she saw....

Anyway, Ive bot been in here for a while so I'll have a pint on the house please.




*following years of fast food and beer

peej, I'll get that seeing I have been talking about your naked body in you absence. Not ettiquette.

Peej...you can have as much beer as you like simply because it's you sweetie! :blush: :wub:

Bud for me barperson...anyone else?

Yes please Cat one for me :)

Yes please Cat one for me :)
hello you, how are you today

2 more buds please bar person.

xx

Could I have a very cold stella please barperson?

have had a busy day doing NOTHING today!! it's been great, just relaxed with the boys.

2 more buds please bar person.



I'm fine, just a little tired, I hate travelling, it is good to be home :)

Another 2 buds and a stella for Buzz please barperson.............

For all you lager drinkers out there...Stella is £1 a pint tonight! :devil:

Who could refuse an offer like that, here's my pound:drinking:

Big glass of your best red barperson.

Had a bloomin marvelous day. My new Odyssey Greatest Hits cd arrived and I popped it in and gave the kitchen a scrubbin like it has never been scrubbed before....

At one boys came back from the park for dinner, I had it all ready for them....they went up their rooms and watched a video taking freddie with them (who then fell asleep) and I watched 2 - NOT 1 - but TWO slushey movies back to back in front of the fire.

Waiting for middle son to go to sleep then will set the room ready for his birthday tomorrow. Banners and balloons.
:excl:

I could do with a lovely creammy Hot Chocolate please barman!


I have lots to do today but just can't get started :(

Yes, same for me too barperson.

Boys are watching Garfield the Movie - one of the birthday pressies, then we will go and deliver some cards and get a MacDonalds. Was going to Kids World but little one not 100%, never mind.

:bye:

Seeing I have a quiet couple of hours would anyone like to join me in a bud, game of pool, darts.....scrabble, monopoly, cluedo...anything...you say.

well lovely people it's six o'clock and so it's time for a beer. Is the stella still on offer tonight as I was far to bust to make the best of the offer last night....but I will need a few to fortify myself for evenings events of bedroom furniture re arranging.

Would anyone care to join me??

No, let me get these Buzz....2 pints of Stella then..think the offer is on over xmas...piggin hope so.

Cluedo??

I'll join you girlies - make that 3 stella's barman and what ever you would like :) :wink2:


*ils is very taken by Coasties new barman*

I was here first ils..you are always doing this. :mad2:

Sorry Cat - all is fair in love and war! :bye:


Didn't you see that :wink2: he gave me :devil:

:angry: yes I did see the :wacko: that he gave you...OH OH OH look theres another one.....OH OH OH and another one...

One each then.

Monopoly :bye:

He's a bit of a flirt that one - isn't he! :blink: :laugh:

Has the poor lad got conjunctivitis..? :devil:

Oops, sorry, beeper's just gone off. Hopefully I'll see ya later. (Has someone got some cream for that poor boys eye?)

What are you trying to say dab? :mad2:

I'm back. Bedroom furniture all sorted now. I'll have another stella please barman.


**i see what you mean ils. scrummy!! :devil:

What are you trying to say dab? :mad2:

Nothing at all, ils :unsure: just concerned for that kid with the tic.

Oh. Oh... he's winking at you?

Well, that's a bit forward, isn't it?

(Sorry :wink2: :hug: )

Nothing at all, ils :unsure: just concerned for that kid with the tic.

Oh. Oh... he's winking at you?

Well, that's a bit forward, isn't it?

(Sorry :wink2: :hug: )

Tis ok, I wasn't sure at first dab, but he obviously finds me irresistible :)

Evening all....is anyone around or are you all off at the Ball already?


Beer anyone?..

oh sorry darlings, too tatty for me...

yak

oh sorry darlings, too tatty for me...

yak


well excuse us!

Apart from snotty knickers...would anyone else like a beer?

Oh come on....no proper service..you WALK TO THE BAR!!

Dirty Dirty Dirty...

Not nice.

Oh come on....no proper service..you WALK TO THE BAR!!

Dirty Dirty Dirty...

Not nice.


...you have two feet for a reason....to GET TO THE BAR!!!

I don't know, where the hell is Cat when you need her for a drinky or two???

Has anyone seen her today?

No - but I'll join you for a beer or two Buzz :)

Hi ils, what canI get you??

Have Heineken tongiht if you like or stella whatever takes your fancy

Stella for me Buzz please!

Do you know when that very nice barman is working again? I'll be sure to be in again then :wink2:

I am not sure, but if I see him I'll give you a shout.

One stella coming up.....anything to nibble?

I don't fancy anything at the moment Buzz although that might change if he turns up :wink2: :devil: :laugh:

I have a large one here, popped and frothing. Bottle of Bolinger that is.

Would anybody like one?

Are we allowed in here? Or is this just for you non-masked-ball bores?
Anyhow, get me a saucer of milk. Today would be nice.

I'm having a booze free day....Dol led me astray on Tuesday and I well lets just say I now have a plaster on my left thumb and a burn mark on my right hand! :blush: :sad:

She is a very bad influence on you Coastie :laugh:

I hope that doesn't mean we have to have a booze free day too, as I intend coming back later for a few beers!

No ILS...the bar is definately open and the beer is well and truely flowing! :laugh:

Champers is half price....but if you can hold out til tomorrow it will be free!

Sod the expeense it's christmas, champagne for everyone on me.......Happy Christmas.. :holiday: :holiday:

In light of Buzz's generosity I shall be passing out a free helping of Flips Choclolate Log to everyone who wants! :laugh:

Count me in - thanks Buzz :bye:

Did someone mention Champagne??? I'm in dahlings.....

Now there's a surprise! :laugh:

ooo...ooo....Flips just brought out a bowl of her legendary Christmas punch! Maybe my T-Total day will be over! :unsure:

I will take a cup or three of that punch please......

Shhhhhoweee you'll haaave tooooo help y'sef...

I'll get this one for you Buzz - anyone else whilst I'm going?

Weeeellllll shinsss you offring.... :wink2:

Hello you chaps...just popped into share my good fortune...my Aunt, The Great Tallulah Bancroft Wheel of Fortune Swivelhead has just left me a small fortune so I have come to visit your sweet little bar and I leave you one bottle of Blue Nun, I believe you lot prefer this to Champagne.

Don't drink it all at once mind.....keep up the good work, us uppers could never survive without you lot you know. Some of my class are funny about mixing, but not me.

Anyway...back to the palacial ballroom....bye...

Who the...flabbooogers was dat..... :blink:

I fink i'll 'ave eeenover!

Well, if Twinkle's donating the Blue Nun, you can have this bottle of Thunderbird, with my sincerest compliments. Oh, and what the heck, I'll even chuck in a Babycham or two as well.

Don't drink it all at once - hic!!

Okay.....there's no one playing in the ball room...so......do you have bubbly in here and is it of a decent quality?? I cannot abide cheap bubbles....give me flatulance.....

I think we have moved back to the ball room...blondie :devil:

Bog off Snow Queen, you're clearly a Woodpecker cider kinda gal if I ever I saw one.

You'd be anybody's for the price of a port and lemon.

Xena my love, give snowy a chance...

...race you too the bar...........

Bar's open....help your selves....I'm off to have a snooze.... :sleep:

oi cheeky can i have something pink and fizzy and expensive from the cocktail list please?

Sorry Don.....Flip has to work in the kitchens tonight! :laugh:

But here's a bottle of champers to keep you busy.... :bye:

Is there anyone serving today....I would like a hot toddy and a hot chocolate with whipped cream and a flake.....i'm not very well.. :sad:

It doesn't look like anyone is here buzz, so I will get it for you and I think I will join you too, I thought I was feeling better today but I'm still not 100% :(

Coffee and plenty of mineral water are free today to aid the recovery process! :cool2:

Speak for yourself...mines a large champers please...one last sess before I'm defrocked...so to speak.

Champers of the highest order for Lady MB Twinkle coming right up......

Thats most kind Lady Coastie...presuming.

..hic...I really should be getting off to bed soon....hic....ooops......Coastie be a love and help me up will you.

Could I please have a hot chocolate with a flake in this morning Coastie?

Morning coastie and all.

Could I have a large hot chocolate, cream and flake as usual and a very cold Bucks Fizz to see in the new year...

Happy New Year to you all :bye:

Nice to know that some people don't know when to go home! :laugh:

Can I get a champers and some smoked salmon and scrambled egg?

I wouldn't mind something sparkly as it's a special occasion!

Gosh it's all happening here isn't it?

Oh well perhaps I'll go back to bed for an hour then!!! ;)

Hot Chocolates all round plus a little speciality wobble thrown in for any one who wants it...... :devil:

Personally I'm gonna have a cup of tea so I can dunk one of Flips gigantuine New Year diet breaking Cookies in it! :wacko:

Hurrah!! I'll have a wobble please Coastie!

Hmmm.....can you be trusted with a wobbly chocolate? :unsure:

Oh go on then.....just no dancing on the tables till after 2pm!

I never say no to a wobble!

Fancy a dance on the table ILS? :laugh:

Go on then Ceri! I need to practice for the meet! :wink2:

Er, is it a good idea when you aren't wearing any knicks?

You're right Ceri, I'll just nip to the ladies and slip a thong on and I'll be right with you :)

Good afternoon all.

I think I'll have one of the good old Groucho double whipped supremes please...with a flake tho if you don't mind. Oh and shove a glug of brandy in there too.

Do you mind if I join in, I like a good dance.

Do you mind if I join in, I like a good dance.

Not at all Cat :)

Went out with Buzz last night and a jolly good evening was had by all I can tell you. A funny moment was when her sister asked her to babysit on 26th feb and she said she couldn't. When she asked what she was doing...Going to London with Cat...Oh what to do....Meet some friends.....Oh where are they from....don't know...how do you know them....off the internet. OH!

Or words to that affect, Buzz will fill you in.....a scared expression tends to come over people dosn't it.

Not long now tho is it.....8 weeks or so...woo woo.

Went out with Buzz last night and a jolly good evening was had by all I can tell you. A funny moment was when her sister asked her to babysit on 26th feb and she said she couldn't. When she asked what she was doing...Going to London with Cat...Oh what to do....Meet some friends.....Oh where are they from....don't know...how do you know them....off the internet. OH!

Or words to that affect, Buzz will fill you in.....a scared expression tends to come over people dosn't it.


Yes it does :laugh: :laugh:

Cat.....and Buzz....your freinds have every right to be concerned...esspecially if ILS is planning on dancing on the table wearing only a thong! :unsure:

I hope you all have a fabby time....wish I could be there but alas......poo heads wont let me play! :sad:

Coastie, what are we to do with you...you sound so sad. What can I get you....a drink....a coffee with 8 chocolate flakes in it? George Clooney...or even better that new scrummy one..bit of phooar there.

Are you at work?

Cat.....and Buzz....your freinds have every right to be concerned...esspecially if ILS is planning on dancing on the table wearing only a thong! :unsure:

I hope you all have a fabby time....wish I could be there but alas......poo heads wont let me play! :sad:



Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - they have to let you play Coastie ...... you tell them ils said so!!!

Nope.... :sad: They're not having any of it....mind you I have just nabbed all the easter leave so I can't complain! :unsure:

I shall simply have to send you a piccie and a little note...hmmm now that the purple numbers history I guess....oooh yes now.... :devil:

Coastie, what are we to do with you...you sound so sad. What can I get you....a drink....a coffee with 8 chocolate flakes in it? George Clooney...or even better that new scrummy one..bit of phooar there.

Are you at work?


Yes I am at work.....and the new scrummy one is Gerard Butler...The Phantom of the Opera....he is pure yum! I simply swim into those eyes.....grrrrr :wub:

Well when you work with a bunch of guys as ugly as I have to then you have to get your kicks from somewhere! :laugh:

George Clooney...covered in chocolate sauce and sprinkled with flake and no spoon would be very nice thanks Ceri! :cool2:

Nope.... :sad: They're not having any of it....mind you I have just nabbed all the easter leave so I can't complain! :unsure:

I shall simply have to send you a piccie and a little note...hmmm now that the purple numbers history I guess....oooh yes now.... :devil:


You will just have to throw a sicky Coastie (ils takes her halo off just for one second) .....

Btw I still have that piccie somewhere :devil:

So you don't want the new one I was gonna send then....ho well...have fun! :laugh:

Now.....back to work.....beers all round and it's Flips curry night....apologise for last time but the ventilation system is now back up and running..... :wacko:

Er hum...Ceri......

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Now if you would just hurry up with the chocolate sauce and sprinkles...... :devil:

Have you got anything on special today Coastie?

I don't know what I'm in the mood for so surprise me.....but I'll have a beer whilst I'm waiting if that okay.