barges SF out of the way and trips over Cat's discarded prosthetic leg, falling at Islandman's feet.........

Wooooooooooooooooooooopppssssssssssssssssseeeeeeee eeee!!

There you are, have you met my father's younger brother's uncle's nephew's bank manager?

Now now Cat and Patsy...who is this guy from Holland now? Sheesh...you two go through men like you go thru underwear...I run to the bathroom for a second (which I must say are filthy, who is the janitor in this place?!?), and I am already replaced. :blink:

He's not from Holland hes' from Dudley.

Islandman..why do you think swerve is from Holland?

Nice edit there, Catster!

barges SF out of the way and trips over Cat's discarded prosthetic leg, falling at Islandman's feet.........

Wooooooooooooooooooooopppssssssssssssssssseeeeeeee eeee!!

There you are, have you met my father's younger brother's uncle's nephew's bank manager?

No i haven't, but glad to meet your father's younger brother's uncle's nephew's bank manager...those bank managers are always interesting fellows.

Nice edit there, Catster!

Misread the question there Patster.

Who do you want....or shall we we swop and share?

Islandman..why do you think swerve is from Holland?

no no...first its the holland dude, then it's me, and then i was replaced by SF...didn't mean to confuse all three. lol.

I'm going to sit here and watch Ramsey for a while. I have an empty face if anyone wants to sit with me. :shutup:

He's not from Holland hes' from Dudley.

Well when I stumbled across the two of you in here last night he was definitely wearing clogs but I suppose he could have been from Dudley. Mind you he was knocking back the Hoegaarden.

Sheesh...you two go through men like you go thru underwear...I run to the bathroom for a second (which I must say are filthy, who is the janitor in this place?!?), and I am already replaced. :blink:


I rest my case :ninja:

I've had it with those two, ILS. Hey, our clothes match! That check skirt you're wearing , is it a dirndl? Love the apron too.

no no...first its the holland dude, then it's me, and then i was replaced by SF...didn't mean to confuse all three. lol.

But its all fun, I'm not confused I keep a log.

Start to keep a log Isl..what shall your nick name be..one (decently) just dosn't spring to mind.

What do you like to be called by a woman who is 20 years older than you, yet feels it her objective to have the odd innocent, harmless lusting?

So they do SF.... I'm glad you like the pinny, it is my favourite one and I only wear it on special occasions!

I've had it with those two, ILS. Hey, our clothes match! That check skirt you're wearing , is it a dirndl? Love the apron too.

Oh come on..keep up.

a woman who is 20 years older than you, yet feels it her objective to have the odd innocent, harmless lusting?

And bloody odd too from what I've heard.

But its all fun, I'm not confused I keep a log.

Start to keep a log Isl..what shall your nick name be..one (decently) just dosn't spring to mind.

What do you like to be called by a woman who is 20 years older than you, yet feels it her objective to have the odd innocent, harmless lusting?

i dunno...what do you like to call a man who is 20 years younger than you that is the object of the odd innocent, harmless lusting?

So they do SF.... I'm glad you like the pinny, it is my favourite one and I only wear it on special occasions!

May I wipe my chin on it, I dribble a bit when I've had a drink?

And bloody odd too from what I've heard.

What do you mean you have heard, we have met??? Next time I might be sober enough to tackle you......then what would you do..eh!

What do you mean you have heard, we have met??? Next time I might be sober enough to tackle you......then what would you do..eh!

Put my knitted underpants over my head and pretend I wasn't there.

What do you mean you have heard, we have met??? Next time I might be sober enough to tackle you......then what would you do..eh!

now now...no fighting in the bar. let's all be nice....a round of drinks on me!

i dunno...what do you like to call a man who is 20 years younger than you that is the object of the odd innocent, harmless lusting?


CRICKEY!! Lets see. Bobby? Barry? Sockittome? Socks....how about Socks?

Do you like that?

now now...no fighting in the bar. let's all be nice....a round of drinks on me!

Is Milwaukee in Wiconsin? If it is I'll have a Miller Lite with a cherry in thanks Islandman.

Better have one yourself, you'll need a stiff one to deal with Cat.

CRICKEY!! Lets see. Bobby? Barry? Sockittome? Socks....how about Socks?

Do you like that?

alright...Socks it is! Such a....lovely....nickname...

May I wipe my chin on it, I dribble a bit when I've had a drink?

I wouldn't let anyone else, but as it's you, go on then!

Can we all raise a drink..or a jug..I've got loads...of pimms. Thats it ils, use both hands, Coastie has really overloaded with the friut hasn't she.

Raise a glass to our new friend...Socks.

Better have one yourself, you'll need a stiff one to deal with Cat.

Meaning?






.

Meaning he'll need a stiff drink to deal with you Cat.

(Goats).

Is Milwaukee in Wiconsin? If it is I'll have a Miller Lite with a cherry in thanks Islandman.

Better have one yourself, you'll need a stiff one to deal with Cat.

yep..Milwaukee is in Wisconsin...one Miller Lite for you....and one for me. Yum.

Meaning he'll need a stiff drink to deal with you Cat.

(Goats).

Oh don't be daft..I sense a good goat man from afar...my brown one is here....he will understand.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/goatan1.jpg

PS Oh for frig sakes he's 22, would you pass it by?

Oh don't be daft..I sense a good goat man from afar...my brown one is here....he will understand.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/goatan1.jpg

PS Oh for frig sakes he's 22, would you pass it by?

That is a beautiful goat there, Cat.

i dunno...what do you like to call a man who is 20 years younger than you that is the object of the odd innocent, harmless lusting?

Gerald? Or Lawrence, maybe. Or perhaps just SLAVE!

Do you like my brown goat Socks...thought you would. He is my special one..I have lots of others (and cheese, but we won't go there tonight seeing I am on a roll), but he is my fave.

What is it you like about him best?

Milwaukee's where The Fonz was based wasn't it? And Laverne & Shirley. Shall we be Socks's L & A, Cat? You can be the ugly one with the big teeth, Laverne I believe.

Milwaukee's where The Fonz was based wasn't it? And Laverne & Shirley. Shall we be Socks's L & A, Cat? You can be the ugly one with the big teeth, Laverne I believe.
I don't know what you are talking about.

Do you like my brown goat Socks...thought you would. He is my special one..I have lots of others (and cheese, but we won't go there tonight seeing I am on a roll), but he is my fave.

What is it you like about him best?

I rather like his disproportionately small head.


And Patsy, I'm not quite sure if the Fonz or L & S were in Milwaukee...but yes...you make a lovely Shirley...with Cat being Laverne, since she doesn't even know what we're talking about anyways...

I rather like his disproportionately small head.


And Patsy, I'm not quite sure if the Fonz or L & S were in Milwaukee...but yes...you make a lovely Shirley...with Cat being Laverne, since she doesn't even know what we're talking about anyways...

Who the piggin hells bell's is Laverne?

Come on Jose.....a beer over here please, only had one minor mishap tonight with the Meister - he kindly watered my plants with the hose....the plants in my front room.

Don't you remember Laverne & Shirley? A spin-off from Happy Days. I'll google it to you later.

Malibu and Meths in a tall glass over ice please, Jose.

No...but wasn't there a Jodie and Chachee spin off too...vaguely remember that.

I did used to like happy days I did.

try this link (http://www.lifetimetv.com/shows/las/)

When were they in Friggin Happy Days?

Well I am liking the tye dye top tonight Survivorfan...especially the high waisted tie to show off your freshley pierced belly buttom.

Share a vintage?

I think I'll do a Charlotte Church tonight. Line up the 10 large vodkas and a bottle of champers please! :drinking:

I think I'll do a Charlotte Church tonight. Line up the 10 large vodkas and a bottle of champers please! :drinking:

Oh god ! Please sing too..I love her new single...it's so us girls isn't it.

I'll join you Max - line the voddies up for me too! :wine:

Woo hoo ils...I'll get that.

Just about to serve up the chilli.

x

Cheers Cat :thumbsup:


I'll give the chilli a miss though as I have just pigged out on Strawberries!

Woo hoo ils...I'll get that.

Just about to serve up the chilli.

x

is it good to eat so late at night? I'm concerned for your digestivity, my dear!

is it good to eat so late at night? I'm concerned for your digestivity, my dear!


Ask Coastie...my digestivity is up for eviction anyday..PARP PARP!!

OH MY!!! Yet another glorious evening...it has been wonderfull so far...got in from work about 4.20...put the sprinkler on for the Meister...he run up and down though it a few times moaning at this and that whilst I sat on a sunlounger..then he went up stairs with Mr Cat....and fell asleep...WOO HOO....then so did I on the lounger. Woke up at 6pm...MARVELOUS.

I'm feeling so relaxed I think I may have a beer on the patio...joining me anyone?

OH MY!!! Yet another glorious evening...it has been wonderfull so far...got in from work about 4.20...put the sprinkler on for the Meister...he run up and down though it a few times moaning at this and that whilst I sat on a sunlounger..then he went up stairs with Mr Cat....and fell asleep...WOO HOO....then so did I on the lounger. Woke up at 6pm...MARVELOUS.

I'm feeling so relaxed I think I may have a beer on the patio...joining me anyone?

I'm two ahead of you my dear.....so bring on beer 3 please..................

Did someone mention beer? :beer:

ME! just for a change....Jose..beers all round for the ladies please.

Did someone say ladies? :laugh:

Did someone say ladies? :laugh:

I did Patsy, but you weren't in the bar at the time so it was relevant.

More beer Jose please.

Cough cough - just beer for the ladies???

ROBSKI! How you doin mate..I'll have a beer with you.

Shall we take it out on the patio and watch the sunset, shall we? :cool:

(Looks round for PJ - remembers he's away for 6 weeks)

Sounds good to me - couple of beers over here please:cool:

Blimey! Murphy's Law was 'andsome tonight!

Need a cold beer to come down from it. Anyone join me?

I will dab - a nice cold bud for me please :beer:

Shall we have an eviction party in the bar tonight? Swerve you could wear your new shirt!

Ils can I leave you in charge.

I'd be up for an eviction party, must go and get some wine in from the shop.

Nice evening to have a glass of chilled wine me thinks.

Ils can I leave you in charge.

Yes, you can leave it in my very capable hands!

My my ils..you really have gone to town, it looks lovely in here. I particularly like the Derek and Roberto life size balloons filled with helium bobing about everywhere - nice touch.

Hopefully I will be able to stay awake, was up at 5am this morning and thought it would be a good idea to scrub the kitchen and clean all the downstairs windows before I went to work. Very tired now....

So..best have a beer and see if that can work its magic.

Anyone joining me?

Better have a couple of swift beers to make me forget how hungry I am. Can't see me eating for a couple of hours. Actually, I'll have a Magners cider, please, my little pumpkin. Have you tried it? It comes in a bigger than average size bottle and you drink it over ice. It's Irish.

No I havn't Patsy but I would like to too, sounds nice.

Could I trouble you for a nice glass of chilled white wine as its still hot and muggy here.

Could I trouble you for a nice glass of chilled white wine as its still hot and muggy here.

Of course you can, Mazza. I'll get that. How are you, my lovely?


No I havn't Patsy but I would like to too, sounds nice.
I think you would. Methinks we may have found our drink of choice for Dublin. :)

Hello Mazzer me old chumness, you're looking lovely tonight if you don't mind me saying so. Bet I'm browner than you.

Another round everyone.

Give her a chance, she's only just said down, poor love. I'll have another Magners and line up a refill for the Mazzmeister. She is looking lovely, isn't she. **Top's a bit low for my liking.**

Very well thanks and a nice toastie brown colour. The thunderstorm forced me in from the garden but it hasn't cooled things down.

Maz glugs down the wine greedily, belches, not prettily and looks for the bottle.

Anyone up for a brimful of Tanqueray - I won a bottle last night:w00t:

You remember that then! Here you had a good night Feef. What is it anyway?

BTW, is there any entertainment in here tonight, pre-eviction?

So you like my nice silver and turqoise kaftan style top then. I know its a bit low but then if youv'e got it flaunt it.

tugs it up a bit to stop nipple falling out

Goodwood Festival of Speed ball. Apparently I got up and entertained the crowd. Someone took pictures on my camera and the reports have been drifting in all day. :blush:

I've gone orf entertainment.

Evening beautiful people!

The traffic was terrible today because of that Fee.

Evening Dab. Maz bends forward to give him a flash.

Hi dab!! Got the back garden out of the kitchen yet? (That happened to us once here - helluva mess, but great fun for us kids)

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y118/FenellaFinkelstein/Aerialview1.gif

Hiya Maz. :) Nice tan!

Hiya Fee. No, but it's not my department so I don't care. Where are those photos from last night?

Hi Maz!! Have yours got bigger??

Evening all.....nice glass of white wine please.........Buzz eyes up mazz's top and wonders how long it will be before a nipple or two make an appearance.....
Nice top there Mazz......and Pats, whats that little number you have on? and Cat you look lovely tongiht. is that windolene on your trousers? Dab, handsome as ever, Fee looking good too.....my you are a great looking bunch tonight....
NOw more wine please, all that bolloxs is out of the way

Evening Dabster and Fee, Fee tell us about your evening...and what is that picture.

You wanna see my white bits. A bit between the chins and a nice crease across the belly.

Sorry have to leave now just had a call to say a mates coming round and I need a shower.

Oh! Just a quick flashing visit, then? Bye Maz!

Cat - I disgraced myself on stage last night (but am a bottle of Tanqueray up)
and the pic is where I gre up and where the hill at the back damn near filled the house one night.

Bye Maz...nice top by the way ....it was a top wasn't it, not just a random peice of cloth that happened to fly by?

Hiya Buzzy Bee. Your hair looks nice. Friend coming round, pah! She's off out to her evening job.

Hi everyone :bye:

You are all looking lovely tonight!

She'll be lucky to pick up any business in Bognor tonight...

Evening ils! Jose, a drink for everyone please. Just going to sit over here and eat my tea. Ooo he looks nice....... :fireman:

Who? Where?

Hi ils :bye:

Fee..what a wonderfull place but whats all this rubbish about your boobs getting bigger, mine certainly are not.

Dab...have you been flooded?

Ils...Hello.

Patsy..get the beers in.

Maz...get up and put your top back on.

Tis true Cat - just wait a few years :)

The lady in the shop told me.

I hope it's not true, as mine are big enough already!

Hi Jose - good to see you tonight :fireman:

God I bloody hope so Fee.

Dab...have you been flooded?

No, Cat, although hundreds have down in the city. The local rag's full of photos of lightning strikes last night and burned out houses this morning, people being lifted out of floating cars and :fireman: everywhere. But all we have to contend with is the garden walking down the hill into the back of the house.

Beer is the answer. Who wants one?

Beer is the answer. Who wants one?

I thought it was love. Magners for me please Dabster. If you need any manual labour, Cat's freekishly strong.

I've had 4 cans now...think I might hit the red wine....no I've changed my mind...one more beer Jose.

:cool:

Have you been excluded Cat? Another Magners for me please. Is it me, or is Jose looking particularly young, muscly and unfussy this evening?

God Patsy, its not just you...he is tre - double - mendous this evening...and talking of great things, where's The Swerve when we need him, did you see him in his new shirt earlier, melt OR WHAT!

I've decided on another beer, once I hit the wine it's slippery slope.

Swerve did look rather natty, didn't he? He's made me eat a whole family jar of gherkins this week. Turns him on, apparently.

"Jose"............ calls in a girly sing song voice to attract Jose's attention.

Yes he likes a good gerkin.

Where are the boys this evening?

Where is EVERYONE this evening? We've sent our Misters out and now what?
Left. Alone. Just the two of us ................. and Jose......

I actually meant your boys....what are they doing?

Well I'm in chat talking to myself!!

Best night ever in there...:laugh:

Watching the Lenny Henry show. :sick:

Going to bed soon. They had a lovely time last week. Do your boys also have fond memories?

Did someone mention a gherkin?

Sorry fee...stay in here BB's starting soon, who are you hoping for.

Do you know I love your avatar, it looks like you are naked from the waist down with a cute tuft.

Did someone mention a gherkin?

That was Patsy, but I could mention it too if you like...OH GOODY!!! you have your shirt on, its such class..Dance DANCE DaNcE

oh I hate BB :laugh:

...and I do have a cute tuft

Fee, we had to leave because of Cat's pottymouth and Mrs Dab's garden injury. Is he not back yet?

Evening Swervus the Pervus. Dubonnet and Domestos for you?

That was Patsy, but I could mention it too if you like...OH GOODY!!! you have your shirt on, its such class..Dance DANCE DaNcE

Do you want to join in or do you just want to watch me?

I just want to LISTEN. I love the sound of creaking rubber.

My tuft has got cuter as the years have rolled by, and 20 years of waxing. Not half the Amazon Bush Lady I used to be.

Jose...get Swerve a Gerkin Milkshake with a dash of gin please.

Do you want to join in or do you just want to watch me?


I just want to watch actually.

Off you go. Do you need percussion?

**finds tambourine in the toy cubpoard**

ppppprrrrrrrrshhhhhh chaching ssssshhhhsmmmmmmmmmm whoooooshhh!

No just sing and clap.


Do you like this move?

http://www.chrisanne.co.uk/menswear/2005/menswear4b_sm.jpg

Oooh swervus and heavy thumping. Sounds like the perfect evening.

Swing those hips, baby, oohh yeah. Love that latin groove.
*clap clap double four time**

Sorry to disappoint Fee but I can only stay for the one dance. I've got an appointment with a woman I met outside, she says it's cut price after 9pm. Funny, I seem to recognise her from somewhere.

Swing those hips, baby, oohh yeah. Love that latin groove.
*clap clap double four time**

Samba ... yeah .... salsa!

She's not an attractive mature piece with her top cut down to her pierced belly button, is it?

tango oooh cha cha cha.........

She's not an attractive mature piece with her top cut down to her pierced belly button, is it?

Yeah. Blonde with one tit hanging out.

Are you in Bognor pechance swervie?

I knew Maz was lying. A friend visiting, my foot. Didn't know she kept birds though. :unsure:


Whoosh, swish, clap............ ta daaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

oh BOO and double BOOO to you...I was just about to get out all of my percussion instruments, Sister Cat could make an appearance.

Lets see what happens after BB shall we.

Can I ask you all to fall to the floor and pray for a miracle tonight.....

Come on...down. Swerve, can't you bend in those trousers love?
Never mind, you just dip your head in thought.

PRAY EVERYONE >>>>PRAY>>>>

Patsy...a dramatic peice on the tambourine wouldn't go a miss here love.

As long as you put a muffler on them cat - I'm still feeling decidedly rough

chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrinnnnnnnnnnnnnnginininininininin inggggggggggg


Prooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh!!

Shimmer.............

ouch.......

I can tell you now...if Roberto is out and anyone...I SAY ANYONE..boo's him, they are dead meat.

I wouldn't boo either of them. Couldn't be arsed.

Boo!

How's your head Fee? Still a little tender?

Yes patsy - I was OK earlier, but I'm flaking now.

You've lasted well. Have you had a snooze? Or are you toughing it out until a "sensible" bed time?

I'm trying to tough it out, but the memories are haunting me:laugh:

:cry: I am bereft.

Jose..more wine please.

Then again...got a whole week of him on BBLB...Dermot and Roberto on the same couch....ooooooooh MRS!

Oooh so he will be on BBLB all week? I must tune in! :wub:

Good evening Ceridwen. A bucket of Merlot for you?

I don't want a drink, I am going. I am a broken woman. :cry:

She can share mine patsy...come and sit over here with me Ceri, its an seat that gives the best viewing of Swerve when he dances, most people miss the detailed steps.

But what about Roberto, I loved him! :cry:

Hello - it's a bit sombre in here - someone died?

But what about Roberto, I loved him! :cry:

Ceri, we can get over this together...I really am bereft, I really believe that he is the most gorgeous thing that BB has ever given us and now they are taking him away.

My way of coping is that...he hasn't been too drawn in, he has had just enough exposiour for the world to see him and not enough to be too claimed by the public.

The man will do well, we will be there.

Come on Ceri, share my wine and lets toast the god that is...

ROBERTO

Hello - it's a bit sombre in here - someone died?

Quite shimmey Swerve...I've got my instruments ready.

I see you've changed Cat - what exactly is that you're wearing?

Someone wake me up, FFS. I'm in danger of going to bed early.

Someone wake me up, FFS. I'm in danger of going to bed early.

Shall I put a tune on the jukebox? they've got a good selection.

Marvellous idea, Swerve. Something jolly.

You lot still here? Thought you'd be clubbing it by now.

SF's about to put some music on. Any requests?

How's the patient, BTW?

She's fine thanks. All cleaned up and put to bed.

Marvellous idea, Swerve. Something jolly.

Oh here's a good one ... hang on while I put 50p in ... ah yes ...

YESSIR! I can boogie!
Bud I need a sertin song!
I can boogie boogie woogie
All night long!

That's it Patsy, sing along!

ooooooH! Baccara. Baggsey I'm the one in white.

Mr ..your eyes are full of trepidation
Hesitation...cos you can't take a certain soooooooooooooooooooong

Oh yes sir.....

WOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hey! Bacardi and cokes all round!

I know you haird eeet in dee fairst vairse........

En dee chorus...............

Hey! Bacardi and cokes all round!

No, no, straight with lime over ice. I'll pour, you just open your gob! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Glub.
.
.
.

Swerve, you're a natural. Not even a dribble. Dabster, come over here next to the Swervster. What a fine pair of bookends you make. Open wide....................

Do you mind if I gargle..?

..bat yu can take a certayn soyyyyyyyyyyng............

OH ...myster I can boooooooogie...

Oh patsy isn't this marvelous....swish .....ooops......sway!

I insist........... aaaah, THAT'S how you make the Wookie noise.

Now, come on, what's next on the jukebox? More 70s disco. More, more I say.

................"someone left the cake out in the rain....................."

Steady Cat you nearly slipped on that discarded gherkin.

I don't think that I can take it...

... cos wet cake tastes horrible ...

...and I'll never have that recipe ageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

but......... but........ bbbbbbut it ttttttook so llllllong to bbbbake it.... :cry:

Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but......... but........ bbbbbbut it ttttttook so llllllong to bbbbake it.... :cry:

Oh dear Patsy - hang on swallow this little white pill ... now look out the window, can't you see MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark ...

I hate green icing......... :sick:

Hang on. What's this?

..........hmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm

You might not ever get rich........ ooooh yeh!

all the sweet lime bacardi flowing down

......... at the car wash, ohhhhhwoooooowooooowooooooh
car wash yeh!

**swing swish groove jump and CLAP!**

Oh no! I can't cope with the memories. Car Wash, B&C, Rio 1977...

work and work, weeeeeeeeell those cars never seem to stop cummin...... woooo

work, and work...

keeeeeeeeep those fancy macheeeeens cummin'................. poor some of that tropical love juice down my throat, big boy! Yeah, woo........

Sashay..... and point!

Rio... Mr Johns... South American indian nightclub dancer... jet black hair... cheap hotel across the road... circular bed and mirrors everywhere...

:blink: :unsure: :devil:

anniehoo.........

I love rock 'n roll, put another pound in the jukebox Dabby!

*clunk*........................

I y i y i ...

am the magnificent!

I'm backed by the shack of a soul boss
most turning storming sound of soul...

do do do do do d.d.do... cha.. cha.. cha.. cha

Maz returns adjusting clothing with a nice bundle of cash and a stupid grin. Everyone else has been partying by the state of the room.

Its surprising how comfy those pebbles under the pier are just a little tricky when the tide came in.

been alot of singing in here tonight, and I thought it was thunder that I was hearing.

Any chance of a beer, I've run out of mine here.

Anyone joining me for a beer....got younger brother coming round to play later, which is nice....also my lovely nephew and his girlfriend are popping round so younger bro can meet new filly.

I'd love one please Cat. Think I'll have a Magners. Not too much ice, though, thanks. Do you mind if we keep the tennis on? It's very exciting.

Give my love to Johannes would you?

I'll have a beer cat - as long as you mention neither BB nor Sudoku :laugh:

Certainly will Patsy, he is rather lovely isn't he. Not watching tennis...havn't watched it since Bjon Borg (Mr Jesus) played.

I have bought a bunch of stock and I can smell wafts of it...mmmmmmmm.

I'm assuming you mean stock of the food rather than commodity kind. :laugh: All I can smell is someone else's barbecue and ironing.

I mean Stock the flower of beautifull pungent smell.

Could you give me a hand with this ironing board, please Cat. Just got to have a quick burst to curry favour. More beer anyone?

What are you doing with the ironing board Patsy?

...and yes please...Strongbow have changed the design of their cans.

Unfortunately for me...the Brit who is doing well at Tennis is delaying my brother from leaving work (works at the Sunday Times). Bum.

ADVANCE WARNING!

The next S.O. Idol comp will be taking place Sunday 26th - midnight Wednesday 29th June.....

Start seeking out your new talent now and writing your original works for them to perform!

:wink2:

In the meantime :wine: :beer: all round!

So is this one still on or has it been abandoned :laugh:

If so, better dust off our thinking heads (dunno where I put mine)

my drunken OAP neighbour has just declared her bar open ... it would be rude not to open mine too!


Cheers everyone!

I am partaking of a long vodka and tonic with three cubes of ice .... heaven!

I'm right here with you Dolly Bird....brother is coming for dinner - same one that stayed last night but his car is broken and needs to see a mechanic tomorrow so he is coming back for the afternoon and night with his girlfriend. Their loss, our gain. (They live in Dorset by the way)

We will be having company.

Beer 2 down the hatch.

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Originally Posted by Coastie
ADVANCE WARNING!

The next S.O. Idol comp will be taking place Sunday 26th - midnight Wednesday 29th June.....

Start seeking out your new talent now and writing your original works for them to perform!



In the meantime all round!

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So is this one still on or has it been abandoned

If so, better dust off our thinking heads (dunno where I put mine)

ERM...Yes this is still on but the judging may have to wait till next week! :blush:

Well I guess the search for real talent has taken you all far and wide hence..well...okay yes have a weeks extension on getting your talent in and the judging will take place next Monday! :blush:

Another bottle of white please dear.

No...I am fed up with demands being made on me so am going on strike....I shall leave the bar open and you can all help yourselves! :mad2:

No...I am fed up with demands being made on me so am going on strike....I shall leave the bar open and you can all help yourselves! :mad2:

Oh Hark at you, Mrs Diva!!

I like your management Coastie!

Who's for a beer? :beer:

Oh Hark at you, Mrs Diva!!

Er incase you hadn't heard in light of my Tom Cruise bonding experience and my show of extreme stamina and determination I am now a Dame...you shall respect that or get out of my bar! :mad2:

I am now a Dame...you shall respect that or get out of my bar! :mad2:

Anything you say Dame Coastie :wacko:

Anything you say Dame Coastie :wacko:

Shut up and get me a vodka martini...!

Coming up malady .......... :blink:

Coastie slurps on her drink......

Ahhhhhhh that's better...

So how is everyone this evening... *hic *hic...

Respect..........

Respect..........

Coastie takes another slurp...

Ya wanna zoin meeee faanover caaat n ilsssssssssss :wacko:

How's it going Coastie, bombed all those sailing ships yet?

Nice beer for me please this evening, been trying to work out the Sims and gotten all confused :wacko:

We have a requested a gatling gun be mounted on the balcony at work but for some reason they wont let us have it....can't think why... :blink:

Anyway have a drink on the house young lady and look out for the entertainment later on! :wink:

Ooh thankyou Coastie, and I'm intrigued as to the entertainment :blink:

So how did you like the show?

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I thought the lads were great didn't you?

I've got this lot doing their come back tour booked for tonight...wooo wooo!

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And this chap will be serving the drinks! :wub:

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I'm loving your new barman Dame Coastie :thumbsup:

You obviously had too much time on your hands last night, Coastie:w00t:

Oh my goodness yum yum yummy. Come to Mummy. :w00t:

Blimey Coastie...no emergancies on your shift then mate.

Well I'm having a beer...anyone care to join me?

I will :beer: :thumbsup:

I will :beer: :thumbsup:

Come on then ils...chop chop...I have had 3 all ready. Don't think I'm going to last much longer....had a super high powered day in the office, went for a 6 mile run - one mile of which was through stinging nettles....and now I am popped and stung.

MORE BEER PLEASE VICAR!

A Magners for me please, young man. Evening all.

Patsy Dahling..are you well? Another ciderish drinky pour du.

Oui, danke. I've had a lovely day off today, did a bit of cleaning in here with our new young friend. Can you tell?

Oui, danke. I've had a lovely day off today, did a bit of cleaning in here with our new young friend. Can you tell?

Who's the new young friend...I am so absconsed with BB that I am not being as avid on the board as want Patsy.

And this chap will be serving the drinks! :wub:

http://www.12thair.com/images/torso.jpg


This is our new young friend, Cat. I think he's up for it. :wink2:

I think he's up for it. :wink2:

I KNOW he's up for it :naughty:

Have you been for a test drive already then, ils?

Yes I have :wub:

Are we having an eviction party tonight?

Hope so, we could all sit here with big jangley bangles on giving each other the evils. :w00t:

Are we having an eviction party tonight?

Hope so, we could all sit here with big jangley bangles on giving each other the evils. :w00t:
Oh blimey I am glad you said give each other the evils.......I read jangly bangles and began to worry... :shocking:

Right I'm off the starting blocks...beer one in hand and swiftly being thrown down the hatch.

Anyone joining me :bye:

Yes please, Cat, a very large one please. Anything happening in here tonight then?

There you go me old chumness.

I think we should all just get hammered - I certainly plan too, Fredmeister is just about to doze off, Mr Cat is going out later...the boys have gone to get a Kentucky and thats them sorted, so I don't plan on moving from this chair much and having a good old catch up.

....and having lots of beer - well I aways say that but don't last long.

Well I think we should at least wet baby Rory James Robert's head. I put a couple of bottles of champers on chill earlier, Cat. Can you see them? That's it.

Stand out of the way a minute.............. there's a knack to this you know........... ease and twist, ease and twist........ don't ......... want ...........to ......... ploop!

There you go. Here's to Rory James Robert Groucho and all the other Grouchos!!

I'll raise a glass or two to the new addition! Welcome Baby Grouco - love the name btw!

Cheers! :thumbsup:

ooh ooh when did this happen then..more details please. Thank goodness for Mrs Groucho a week over due.

Well I best go get another tinney out to raise and toast.

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There's a picture of him Cat. Have you not seen it? Lovely little thing, for a newborn. Not your usual ET.

I'll raise a toast to Rory too, champers for me please! :wine:

Flute or flaggon ils? Saved you some strawberries too. There you go. Cheers.

Flute or flaggon ils? Saved you some strawberries too. There you go. Cheers.

Flute please Patsy and thanks for the strawberries :thumbsup:

*ils thinks Patsy should take over the running of the bar as she knows how to keep the customers happy*

Flute please Patsy and thanks for the strawberries :thumbsup:

*ils thinks Patsy should take over the running of the bar as she knows how to keep the customers happy*


Where did I go wrong then....it's the Cheese Gate Saga isn't it...will you ever let this lie?

Thanks for the vote of confidence, ils, but I'm far too unreliable. Plus I'd always be stealing from the till and sleeping with the customers. Actually, I'd be a great barmaid!!!!

Where did I go wrong then....



It was the strawberries that swung it, Cat!

It was the strawberries that swung it, Cat!

What if she ordered to many?

What if she ordered to many?

There could never, never, ever be too many strawberries :wub:

There could never, never, ever be too many strawberries :wub:

Well I think there could never be too much cheese, but we shall just have to agree to differ ils.

So what are your plans for this weekend then?

Working tomorrow morning and then just chilling I think!

What have you planned?

Buggery boo...well having said that I do have sort of plans. I have chopped my russian vine down and it has died nicely to tomorrow I plan to strip it from the wall, discard and make way for some nice Ivy. Washing, ironing, sainsburies, BB..etc. No commitments is what I should have said.

God it's a but yucky in here this morning. Fag ends strewn over the floor and a smell of stale vomit in the air.

... sprays Neutradol liberally around the bar area ...