I know it's early but can I buy you a drink Cat? Nothing too expensive though.

Oh - she's gone.

Bartender - I'll have a large gin to start - with a gherkin chaser if you have it.

I know it's early but can I buy you a drink Cat? Nothing too expensive though.

Oh - she's gone.

Bartender - I'll have a large gin to start - with a gherkin chaser if you have it.

Swerve if you are still standing I will take you up on your kind offer off a drink please..I will have a pint of red stripe.

swerve..wake Up!

Cat - you are wasting your time calling him he is unconscious in the corner under a pile of coats, I doubt anything will wake him. Well maybe a cold bucket of water might suffice :wacko:

Oh leave him be, he will wake up soon enough, I will just do up his fly's and remove this gerkin.....there thats more comfortable.

Would you like to join me for a drink dear?

I would love a beer :beer:

There you go then i...llllllllllllsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ahhhhhrrrr!

Cat goes flying across the room after stepping on a squashed gerkin

Bloody hell ils, how long was he in here alone...there are gerkins everywhere..get the mop and I'll grab the broom, we had best clear up before someone hurts themselves.

That's the trouble with him, you daren't leave him along for long, you never know what he will get up to :wacko:


I'm going to need another beer after all this cleaning!

Me too...there you go dear.

What are you doing this eveing then?

Come on ils...Dolly, Max...you in the round..Vodka Bulls all round...Islandmans in da house...you in the round matey?

I'll have the largest Vodka and Cock in the house, purlease.

Coming up Maxine...here I have served it in this large garden bucket.

I am going on the bottles of red wine now.

I still have tea too cook...but who cares..can always feine a heart attack if too ****ed

Woo hoo

I'll have the largest Vodka and Cock in the house, purlease.

You are being a little forward tonight Max :laugh:

You are being a little forward tonight Max :laugh:

I missed that one ils...I read Coke :ohmy:

I missed that one ils...I read Coke :ohmy:

I am aren't I? But I'll still have a large cock please. :wink2:

Ok Max, I'll get that...JOSE!....a large penis over here for the lady please.

I'll join you with the Vokda and Cock Max, although not the same one of course! :naughty:

JOSE! Make that 2 large peni.

I'll join you with the Vokda and Cock Max, although not the same one of course! :naughty:

You sure about that? I'm a very caring sharing person.

I suppose if we did share, we would know where it's been :ninja: :thumbsup:

I suppose if we did share, we would know where it's been :ninja: :thumbsup:

I'll take that as a compliment. :wink2:

It was a compliment - I don't share with just anyone!

ADVANCE WARNING OF CLOSURE!

In light of the fact that this bar has served up a vast amount of booze to over 5000 customers I have decided to sell up and move to a bigger premisis (i.e. start a new thread on the same theme as this one is huge!)....so please be warned and be on the look out for the new improved bar opening shortly!

Regards

Coastie

The Land Lady

I've had a look round the new premises and I am impressed - lurve the staff ;)

Very swish ;) When's the Grand Opening?

Possibly tommorow...maybe Wednesday night.....I shall have to see when I can get the entertainment and special guests booked! :unsure:

BARS CLOSED...PLEASE GO TO THE NEW SOMBA ROOMS AND DRINK AND ENJOY!

Is there not going to be a closing down sale first.
Cheap booze and all that:thumbsup:

Yahoo! Slurp Spider is visiting the bar! :bye:

Drinkies anyone..while I'm here 'n' all! :wine:

Ah, it' about time this place re-opened! I'll have a pint please Coastie. I trust you've changed the barrels since last time this place was open?

large red wine for me please! :wine: :thumbsup:

Vodka and diet coke please. No, really, please...

large voddy and redbull for me please.....shall we get lashed tonight ladies :thumbsup:

Vodka and diet coke please. No, really, please...

that reminded me, did you notice in the pub the other day when Mr M asked for a Vodka and coke for you the barmid suggested diet!!! snigger, snigger

that reminded me, did you notice in the pub the other day when Mr M asked for a Vodka and coke for you the barmid suggested diet!!! snigger, snigger

LMFAO :laugh: Sorry Max :wub:

Could i have a large glass of white wine please ? Something dry and very chilled.

Thank you muchly.

Mojito Margarita, stirred (Absolut vodka only please)!!:sun:

Coastie juggles the bottles and mixers and turns out the varied orders in style... :drinking: :wine:

There we go ladies...and gent!:good:

quite yummy Coaster!! :)

Coffee pot's on and we're doing a special on bacon butties this morning! :yahoo:

I'm gonna have a cup of tea and some porridge though! :laugh:

oooohhh, and here's me just getting ready to settle in for the night!! Ta to our loverly barmistress!!:laugh:

After last night I am ready for a strong one...saddly I'm working again so a fantasy on in the SOMBA rooms will have to do for now!

:wine: :drinking:

try one of my Mojito Martinis...they are the BOMB!! How have I missed out on this drink for so long??:huh: :applause:

I'm just having a cup of tea this morning...:angel_not

Crikey - just popped in for a beer and there are cobwebs all over the show....its disgusting in here.

Help! I've been locked in the mens' lav since June 2007! Someone get a crowbar!

OMG you poor man.

Just let me finish these two kegs of guinness and I'll be right with you.

Help! I've been locked in the mens' lav since June 2007! Someone get a crowbar!

I actually got locked in the lav at home the other night...the key snapped off in the door...very scary for a moment then Papa Coastie came to the rescue and free'd me...you however will have to stay in the lav cos I'm helping Isis with the Guiness! :w00t:

OOooooooo I thought there was a wierd smell.....

Help! I've been locked in the mens' lav since June 2007! Someone get a crowbar!


That literally made me laff out loud, SF! :laugh:

Have a large glass of red to settle your nerves!!

My motto is - it's better to be locked in a toilet than outside of one (especially if you need a poo!!!).

My motto is - it's better to be locked in a toilet than outside of one (especially if you need a poo!!!).

But you can poo in a bag...you can't get food and drink in the lav! :sly:

Hot Chocolate anyone? :w00t: