I'll have a beer too please - I need to wet my whistle before I practice my table dancing again :)

Er hum...Ceri......

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v199/Mzungo/GC.jpg

Now if you would just hurry up with the chocolate sauce and sprinkles...... :devil:

No one is getting anything until Ceri brings the chocolate and sprinkles....like she said she would! :angry:

Ceri couldn't make it - drunk again - so she asked me to bring them...here you are..masses and masses to sprinkle all over the lovely George..and there's even a big bowl to put him in so you can catch the droppings.

Can I have a coffee now. A groucho double whipped supreme please....milk heated in the pan, not the microwave.

Thankyou.

Sorry Cat.....was a little distracted for a moment...erm Coffe with Groucho swish n twist and....oh look there's the kitchen help yourself....

Now George......grrrrrrrr :devil:

A skinnny latte please Coastie !

Could you manage a cup of tea and some crumpets please Coastie......when youv'e finished with George of course....

Erm....Buzz n ILS...Cat's figured out how to work all the gadgets for all that fancy hot beverage stuff so just go ask her...I have far more important things to do at the moment..... :wub:

I hope you get a discount for self service :laugh:

You can have what ever for free....now stop distracting me! :angry:

Blimey Coastie! You're making a right mess.

You can have what ever for free....now stop distracting me! :angry:

Charmed I'm sure! :huh:

Just my luck :(

Coastie is giving out everything for free and I've just gone on the wagon!

Okay...George is in recovery....and I've re powedered my nose so...what's everyone having! :cool2: :wub:

I'm in the mood for dancin'...do be dooo...dooo...how about a nice wee cocktail.... :laugh:

Oh right, just come out and start being all ruddy cheerful NOW, why don't you? :glare:

Hey your a fine one....you promised to bring the chocky if I brought the George...all I can say is thank the lord for Cat! :angry:

Now...do you want a drink or don't ya you old nag! :angry:

I'm going to have a pre starting to cook the dinner beer, Coastie have you finished with George to serve yet?

Coastie appears from behind the counter, her face, hair and clothes smothered in chocolate, her hair standing on end and her eyes glazed. YESH just...

bottle of bud then Cat.....yes please

Anyone care to join me....peej a game of pool (or is he still out on his mega lash).

I'll join you with a bottle of bud, Cat.
It might pull me out of this strange mood I'm having today.

Yes, have a beer or 10 with me Andrea. I have been quite busy today..managed a 5 mile run then more as met friend who's 2 dogs had bolted so then did another mile or so running up and down the river looking for them. (He found them safe and sound). Have just done 1 hours worth of ironing and thought..thats enough. Legs were really aching by now.

I still have dinner to cook...so I DESERVE a couple of beers and a break.

But the most laborious thing of all has been waiting for bob to finally post his guess....its been like pulling teeth.

Cheers.

I'll join you two in a bud - I think I will go on the wagon tomorrow!

Btw bob is a girl ! :laugh:

I'll join you two in a bud - I think I will go on the wagon tomorrow!

Btw bob is a girl ! :laugh:

by the by ils....extracting teeth what ever the sex.

Cat...do you have any more of those flake thingies.... :unsure:

Oooh hello again everyone...er yes...right...look heres a nice crate...or two...of Bud now off you go to the games room and enjoy....

Oh yes George I wont be a moment......Lemons...oh yes I have some of those... :devil:

Anyone care for a cold beer or two??

Ooh I've had one already, but I wouldn't say no to another one:drinking:

On it's way Andrea..

Anything to nibble on or are you still full up from your roast?

Yes it was a lovely roast, but I can always find room for a nibble or two.

nuts would be lovely.

I have some dry roated or just plain salted, i'll leave both out on the bar, help yourself.

thankyou thankyou

I'm on the Bailesys now..woo woo..just thrashed the boys at monopoly. Was supposed to be teaching them...but tough..they can learn the hard way.

Coffee and Baileys anyone..

Oh Cat, I opened a bottle of baileys about three nights ago and its nearly all gone now. It's cause I fill my glass up so much, no point in small measures you only have to keep opening the bottle.

So tonight I'm on buck's fizz. My mum brought me a bottle when she came visiting and we never drunk it, so i've got it all to myself now:devil:

tonight I'm on buck's fizz. My mum brought me a bottle when she came visiting and we never drunk it, so i've got it all to myself now:devil:
Blow the cheap bottle of bucks fizz dahling...leave this dross place tonight with me on my private jet...you can drink Baileys to your hearts content...come with me you gorgeous ginger girl.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr

I'm still on the bud! until midnight and then I am on the waggon

Come on ils, you can come too.....take my hand ..champers, cloisters, clams....clogs,...collie dogs....cashue nuts...you name it..

All ours.

Blow the cheap bottle of bucks fizz dahling...leave this dross place tonight with me on my private jet...you can drink Baileys to your hearts content...come with me you gorgeous ginger girl.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr
Oooeeer missus, your not coming on to me are you:blink:

Come on ils, you can come too.....take my hand ..champers, cloisters, clams....clogs,...collie dogs....cashue nuts...you name it..

All ours.

Oh go on then, you have twisted my arm :)

Come on then Andrea and Ils...leap onto my cart and I will take you away.....

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Think I need a drink after all these revelations.....it's all too much for me. :wacko:

Buzz ..do you like my goat cart? You havn't seen my collection of goats have you...I have enormous tanks too.

Don't I Coastie. :excl:

Buzz ..do you like my goat cart? You havn't seen my collection of goats have you...I have enormous tanks too.

Don't I Coastie. :excl:


I have a vivid imagination twink, i would say that's all i would need wouldn't you :devil:

As for the 'tanks' who are you trying to kid, miss chicken fillets!!!

Come on then Andrea and Ils...leap onto my cart and I will take you away.....


I thought you were a woman of class Twinkle but a goat cart !!!

I'd rather walk!

Actually its my goat cart...me Cat...can't be arsed to log out and in again.
What about my tank.

For all those who are unsure of the rumours....I can indeed confirm that Cat does have tanks! She also has a herd of sheep which she will let loose at any moment in order to cause the most disruption.....

Personally I prefer melons and an Uzi but hey each to their own....

I've finished with George for now....so drinks all round....Martini anyone! :cool2:

A slimline tonic please, Coastie as I am on the wagon! :blink:

Er no ILS sorry...I only have Martini....it's George you see...such a bad influence...now here's a large glass and you can pretend it's tonic! :devil:

I'll have a cup of tea then! Stop trying to be a bad influence on me! :blink:

Sod you lot...I'll have the biggest glass of red in the house..

I think we ought to raise a glass to the return of floopy...so lovely to see her about again.

Cheers

Bless you my child, I shall gladly sup an absyinthe with you

Here you go ladies....a bottle of the best house wine and some Martini just in case!

Flip has prepared some wonderful Muffins for tonight if anyone is interested!

Where's my tea?

The service in here tonight is terrible!

she walks into a bar, orders a tea and gets stroppy about it!

some people......

she walks into a bar, orders a tea and gets stroppy about it!

some people......

Actually I wanted a slimline tonic but they don't have one! :blink: What sort of bar is this ?

an iron bar


CLUNK
:boxing:

Floopy...hit the road....


SPLAT!

We are onto the cocktails now ladies......George is mixing them nude......yes he has offered to be tonights entertainment bless him!

Right I'm having some official peeps visiting later.....I have recently added a sizeable extension to the establishment....all thanks to the amount of money I've made out of Cat's boozing habits alone...

Anyway...I can now class this pad as a fully fledged hotel.....all sorts of guests are to be expected but frst I need to get my star rating (higher the better....one wants only the highest class of guests you know).....

In light of this I would be grateful if someone assisted Floopy out from uder the table and took her home now!

Oooh, a martini and a muffin, how good can life be.

Well if you are a fully fledged hotel, you should be able to serve a slimline tonic or at least a cup of tea :blink:

No stars for this place!

The tea and tonic is back on....you just can't have them in the same cup ILS.... :sick:

Andrea.....Georges Martinis are the best and well we all know how good Flips muffins are!

The tea and tonic is back on....you just can't have them in the same cup ILS.... :sick:




About time too...... a person could die in this place whilst waiting for their order! :laugh: :laugh:

This is the last day of my Christmas holidays so I think I'll just sit in here and get tanked up. Anyone care to join me?

sorry peej....have to go and do 'mummy' type things this afternoon. i.e. shop for food for kids packed lunches and make sure uniforms are sorted for tomorrow.


BUT..........once the kids are safely tucked up in their beds...i will be back for beer and beer and more beer......so hang on in there!

I’m here mate I will have a lemsip with a shot of Bells and a toasted cheese and ham sandwich



I have a cold :sick:

Sorry I couldn't join you earlier PJ, I was doing my ironing :(


PJ, PJ wake up, wake up!!! Coastie won't be impressed if she finds you slumped over the bar like this!!! :blink:


*someone help me move PJ, before Coastie gets here*

PJ, PJ wake up, wake up!!! Coastie won't be impressed if she finds you slumped over the bar like this!!! :blink:


*someone help me move PJ, before Coastie gets here*



Blimey peej. I told you I would be back. did you have to get soo bladdered?

here ils, you take one arm I'll take the other.........this corner should do and I'll get the coffee :ohmy: :rolleyes:

Thank goodness you are here Buzz, I couldn't move him on my own he is just a dead weight!!! I did try but he was too heavy for a little one like me! :blink:


What would Coastie say if she saw him like this?

I would say nothing....it is Peej after all....he can slump over my bar anytime :wub:

Peej runs screaming from the building!

See ladies I have perfected the art of ejecting the unwanted customers! :laugh:

You sure have :shock: :laugh:


I'll have a slimline bitter lemon please Coastie!

One slimline BL coming up......

How's the salsa lessons going by the way ILS.....I was thinking of having a Salsa night one night and thought you could lead the way! :cool2:

Evening all.....I think I'll join ils in a slimline bitter lemon please
:eek: :eek: :eek:

Evening all, I'll have a lemonade please, got a sore throat.


Can anyone see my signature? I dont think it's working

One slimline BL coming up......

How's the salsa lessons going by the way ILS.....I was thinking of having a Salsa night one night and thought you could lead the way! :cool2:#

Not bad, not bad at all :wink2:

Give me another couple of weeks and you're on :)

oh look, there it is :laugh:

Can anyone see my signature? I dont think it's working

I can see it floopy and very nice it is too!

it'll do till I can find my wiggly snakes and flowers again :sad:

I get the feeling you've all gone tee total on me! What on earth am I gonna do with all the Mrtini George brought round the other night! :sad:

Floops the sig is very sweet!

I get the feeling you've all gone tee total on me! What on earth am I gonna do with all the Mrtini George brought round the other night! :sad:


Drink it yourself? :unsure:

Oh okay then! :blink:

I think I'll have it straight to start....then maybe with a mixer or two.... :unsure:

Maybe I should ask Pierce the best way to drink it....he is afterall the real expert!

I found them :D :D :D

Yay.....Champers all round in celebration of Floopy's rediscovered Sigs! :cool2:

I found them :D :D :D

Well done floopy :)

Oh go on then, I'll have a bitter lemon

Woo woo the wiggly things are back. They are slightly different tho arn't they...you didn't have the pounding heart before...or are they just in a different order?

Where were they anyway.?

Cant' remember the exact order, and I think the flower might have been in the sig rather than the av, dunno about the heart, it was all so long ago.

I had to google every possible combination of heart,animated,gif,blue,fly,yellow,spider

Got there in the end though :cool2:

Coastie, I join you in some of Georgey babes martini, will go nice with the cheese and biscuits I'm stuffing down my face right now.

Martinis all round......If Peej comes back let me know....I still have some of that chocky sauce left! :devil:

It's open mike night tonight so if you want to share a joke or tell a poem or even sing a song please feel free!

I'll kick it off to get you all in the mood:

Tiddled typists and flirty girties
Like to get it on down and dirty
At first the adventure is so much fun
But becomes more serious at thirty one

Dangerous mice and noble men
Have a motive that meets no end
They stand confused before the floozie
Who chats them up when she gets to boozie

Tiddled typists and dangerous mice
Nobel men and women of dirty vice
Cupids unpredicted arrow has flown
To join the hearts of those alone.

I'd love a cappucino and whatever cake/biscuits/muffins the darling Flip has made for today.

As I have just had my lunch, I will just have a skinny latte please Coastie !

I think a large glass of champagne for the birthday girl and I'll join her too!! :drinking: :drinking:

And one from me too. Just line them up!!!

Indeed, Champagne alround barperson.....lets drink till we drop :drinking:

*rings bell*

*drums fingers on bar*

*coughs politely*

HELLO??????

I've just had a large cranberry juice and vodka - very de-lish!

I've got a bottle of whiskey on the side for my dad's birthday tomorrow - I hope it lasts til then!!!

To take my mind off it I'd like a half lager with a large whiskey chaser please!

Woohoo! a person :D


Evening Dol, have you been watching that crap Hero thing on BBC1?

Woohoo! a person :D


Evening Dol, have you been watching that crap Hero thing on BBC1?No! what a come down for Ardal after the brilliant Father Ted. it's almost unwatchable.

i been pottering about doing naff all!

anyone around, is there any of that champagne still going for Cat's birthday, I'd love a glass if possible.

Got a few more bottles here.


bit ****ed tho

Hooo, it';s the bithday girl.

The drinks are on you

I'm in the chat room

so am I ..................

I'm going in.

where are you then.

MORNING...oooh its my big day. Please make the wind stop so gazeeeebo can be put up.

Going to sainsburies soon to buy a trolley for of nibbles.

x

PS I'll start the day as I mean to go on with a glass of champagne please.

I'll get that for you Cat - no need to bring your purse with you today!


Cheers!
:drinking: :hug:

Why thankyou Dol....

Do you know I am so excited I could pop...I really could.

:bye:

Have another glass on me Cat - and stay away from the pins :laugh:

I'll have a pre party warmer please barperson....just about to go and transform myself into the hostess with the mostess.

The house looks great, lights everywhere and furniture cleared so lots of room for dancing.

I love this bit.....just before the start....its like the first page of a new book..........

I'm still recovering from Friday night so I'm drinking lots of lucozade and water as well as tea! :blink:

Awww stuff it...it's Karens birthday.....drinks are on the house.....

Might I suggest you all try the new - Kooky's Coodies Cocktail....it's nicer than it sounds and she has spent hours creating it! :unsure:

delicious as Kooky's cocktail sounds(?!) I think I would like a large bloody mary with plenty of worcestershire sauce please!

Awwww Kooks will be soooo disappointed! :sad:

Are you sure you don't want something a bit more adventurous?

Awwww Kooks will be soooo disappointed! :sad:

Are you sure you don't want something a bit more adventurous?oh go on then! but I'll have the bloody mary first.


....err what exactly is in Kooky's cocktail? I just don't trust her at all since her appearance in a SOMBA tale - she seems sly and out to get Cat whilst appearing to be all lovey dovey to Scooby! ... I know the type! Perhaps she is practicising her poisoning skills on your customers Coastie?!

Kooky's Coodies consists of a secret blend of:

Grapefruit Juice
Cranberry Juice
Vodka
Peach Schnapps
Lime cordial
and Cinnemon!

ENJOY!

I'm going to have to have a bud to help the pain.

:sad:

I'll get that for you cat and one for me please Coastie :drinking:

You can have a Bud as long as your try Kooky's Coodies...it is surprisingly nice! :sad:

I'll have a nice glass of wine please...I promised myself NO BEER from now on...I am drying out for a few days after the weekends jollities. But I was told that I should not go cold turkey and a few glasses of wine wouldn't hurt! (recognise the voice of wisdom giving this advice??) so a cold one please bartender

I gave up red wine for the month of January but when I returned to work I found out I had won a bottle in the work raffle so I think the Gods are telling me to continue to keep guzzling. So a nice Chilean red please..

You can have a Bud as long as your try Kooky's Coodies...it is surprisingly nice! :sad:

Oh go on then! I'll try anything once! :devil:

yay...Kooks will be pleased....now tell me what you think! :cool2:

Oh and Flip has some buns for later!

I would like everyone to raise a glass in memory of Buzz and Dol who fought the dark recessess of my mind and failed.... :sad: Long may they be remembered in the virtually sane world of Coastie :bye:

Come on Dol & Buzz, don't cry girls - I'll buy you a beer or two, that will make you feel better !

Come on Dol & Buzz, don't cry girls - I'll buy you a beer or two, that will make you feel better !
Nothing can make me feel better! :shock: .... but I'll try a beer just in case........... thanks ILS!

Come on Dol & Buzz, don't cry girls - I'll buy you a beer or two, that will make you feel better !


Go on then ils...a large white wine if you please, a very large one in fact....god I don't know how I am going to survive this trauma... :blink:

Do either of you want ice with your drinks! :huh:

Do either of you want ice with your drinks! :huh:
I'm not sure i can respond to that comment Coastie, what with my head being severed from my body and all!!! :mad2:

Awww come on ya big baby...it's not worth losing your head over :laugh:

Do either of you want ice with your drinks! :huh:


No thanks, I'll just blow into mine, my ice filled body should do the job nicely!

Gosh I need a drink.....anyone wanna join me!

It's just been one of those days of to little excitment... :sad:

Go on I'll join you Coastie! You know me, never one to say no :wink2: :laugh:

Yay.....let's drink to Dab...he's managed to survive another paragraph or two...good for him eh!

To Dab! :drinking:

I'd love a drink Coastie, whatever you've got going tonight will do me.

I'm keeping it simple to night......basically bottles and pints....no cocktails!

Another bottle of bud for me Coastie and I'll get Andrea's :drinking:

Bud's all round! :drink:

VODKA!!! NOW WOMAN!!!! :angry:

VODKA!!! NOW WOMAN!!!! :angry:


Calm down Dol....i'll get you a vodka...... :blink:

Alright alright don't lose ya head! :laugh:

VODKA!!! NOW WOMAN!!!! :angry:



Calm down Dol....i'll get you a vodka...... :blink:...and I'll get you a woman :unsure:

Hey, folks. How you doin'? :)

Another bottle of bud for me Coastie and I'll get Andrea's :drinking:
Thankyou ils.
Hey Dab, how you doin?:cool2:

Hi Andrea. Just chillin' with my pal Phil Collins. :cool2:

Is he gonna do a turn for us.

Hi Dab :bye:


Do you want a beer?

Mm, yes please ils.

Phil's going to sing This Must Be Love, now.He's a good guy.

Er Dab as much as I enjoy the sound of Phil Collins I think it's only fair we let him stop now.....he's looking a bit worn out and I don't think it's nice making him sing for your pints! :blink:

I used to go out with a bloke who looked like Phil Collins ...he used to get free drinks in one pub for that!
Pour me the hair of the dog please ... a large vodka and tonic.


And sorry for shouting last night - I was desparate you see. I hope I'm not barred!

And sorry for shouting last night - I was desparate you see. I hope I'm not barred!

Should bluddy think so too. Disgraceful behaviour from a laydeeeeeeee

Dol.....I have ordered extra vodka in readiness for you this evening....

Buzz....you can have free drinks as long as you keep and eye on Dol!

Dol.....I have ordered extra vodka in readiness for you this evening....

Buzz....you can have free drinks as long as you keep and eye on Dol!


Thanks Coastie but I am on the waggon for a week or two..(or maybe a day or two)...I will however have a hot chocolate with cream and flake and chocolate sprinkles please..if I can't drink I can kill myself with calories :laugh:

And I'll be sober enogh to watch Dol

And I'll be sober enogh to watch Dol

She has been threatening to do the Rumba with Peej! :wacko:

She has been threatening to do the Rumba with Peej! :wacko:


Is that tonight?


I'll have a front row seat and a vodka & orange juice !

Well...Dol did say she wants to perform before she gets to old and pickled so I suppose tonight is as good as any....oh and Ils...you might want something stronger if you're going to watch it! :wacko:

oh and Ils...you might want something stronger if you're going to watch it! :wacko:

What do you suggest Coastie?

Erhum.....perhaps one of Kooky's Coodies Cocktails! :cool2:

Oh go on then, you only live once! :drinking:

Oh buggeryboo...I'm going to have another beer.

Anyone joining me???

I'll join you Cat - I need one after the day I've had! Bloody Builders :ranting:

Here, I'll get this ....did you manage to shag them all ils?

Of course I did Cat :wink2: :devil: :laugh:

Of course I did Cat :wink2: :devil: :laugh:



What! On a school night???

What! On a school night???
SHOCKING!!

But well done.

I have been offered free tickets for tomorrow nights eviction...7.30pm at Elstree.......

I have been offered free tickets for tomorrow nights eviction...7.30pm at Elstree.......[/QUOTE]



WHAT

What! On a school night???

Day.... Buzz..... Day!! :wink2:

I have been offered free tickets for tomorrow nights eviction...7.30pm at Elstree.......

How do you do it Cat ?

Because myself and Buzz went to Victors eviction, we are on their list.....they need an audience.

Tomorrow is too soon...or is it????? Buzz?

Because myself and Buzz went to Victors eviction, we are on their list.....they need an audience.

Tomorrow is too soon...or is it????? Buzz?

Of course it isn't, get your **** down there and have fun!

Oh go on Cat, and take a banner saying hello to us all from SO:laugh:

Nope, can't be arsed...going to stay here and watch it on tv whilst drinking some of my champagne.

Nope, can't be arsed...going to stay here and watch it on tv whilst drinking some of my champagne.

Actually I don't blame you, after all, it is only Jackie or John that's being evicted! :laugh:

I want champagne :mad2:

I would never say no to a glass of Champange either! :bye:

Go on then, I'll crack open one of my birthday bottles. Floops, ils....anyone else?

God I deserve a drink...I have been like superwoman on speed today...since cleaning the house I have been to sainsburies, ran 5 miles, 7 loads of washing and just done 2 hours of college homework.

Cooking the boys their tea then I am going to sit here and get sozzled - my treat for the day.

We can get sozzled together Cat ! :drinking: Cheers !

HURAHHHHHH!! :drinking:

Don't forget me if the bubbly is open girls....

Another bottle then seeing that Buzz has joined us..POP:

Oh Goodie - Are there any Strawberries to go with it?

YES!!!....jeeeeeeeeeez.

Look at the state of you...don't you be expecting me to get you home.

Having said that...I'm now on the Baileys..ANDREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

I'm here now, but I'm not on the baileys.......................yet.

I'm on the white wine tonight, but as Cat the lightweight has already gone to bed surely there must be some bubbly left.

as Cat the lightweight has already gone to bed surely there must be some bubbly left.

There is about half a bottle left Andrea, but I ate all the strawberries :blink:

Never mind the strawberries, I'll just finish off the bottle:cool2:

Bloomin eck...look at the friggin mess in here....TSK!

walks round picking clothes up off the floor

I do wish Andrea would make more of an effort to keep her clothes on when she gets drunk.

She just can't help herself :wacko: She was like it at the last meet, that's why we can't go back to the same place and I had to look for a new venue :laugh:

Bless...I shall bring a blanket just incase.

I'm having a beer...anyone joining me.

Having another beer....you friggin lightweights.

Who you calling a lightweight at least we don't go to bed in the middle of the evening!! :laugh:


On my 2nd beer of the day! :drinking:

Who you calling a lightweight at least we don't go to bed in the middle of the evening!! :laugh:


On my 2nd beer of the day! :drinking:
Oh you witch from hell....I start drinking half an hour before I get up..

I am the bestest.

Oh you witch from hell....

I love you too Cat :devil: :laugh:

Mutual
xxx

Mutual
xxx


Creep :devil:

Creep :devil:
Don't you love ils then Buzz.

Don't you love ils then Buzz.


I didn't say that......I just said you were a creep! :wacko:

............ Oh :sad:

............ Oh :sad:


Oh blimey... I hope I haven't upset you ils.....I DO like you very very much.....






but cat is a creep :laugh:


Shall we drink beer???

Shall we drink beer???

Sounds like a good idea - cheers :drinking:

OYE you two ladies of lush...want to share my Bailiey's before the ginger shedding of clothed one joines us and guzzles it all?

Woodstock not turned up them....

OYE you two ladies of lush...want to share my Bailiey's before the ginger shedding of clothed one joines us and guzzles it all?

Woodstock not turned up them....


Go on then....have you got lots of ice??

No..but have a coffee with it. tis nice.

Mr Cat has taken to bed with Freddie..YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO was going to bed my self at 8pm but couldn't resist the time on my own.

FS sign up then Buzz??

God I like Darius
x

FS sign up then Buzz??

am i being thick....i don't understand :wacko:

am i being thick....i don't understand :wacko:
......for sale

......for sale



Oh right, got you now......

No not yet...have another agent coming round tomorrowand then we will be all set to go.

evening gals. can I have a ginger beer - it's a school night.

Are you moving Buzz ?



*do you want to get as far away from Cat as you can?* :laugh:

Are you moving Buzz ?



*do you want to get as far away from Cat as you can?* :laugh:
You ****ing **** ils.

Are you moving Buzz ?



*do you want to get as far away from Cat as you can?* :laugh:


We are seriously thinking about it. Not too far away though, would miss the old girl too much!!

We have been looking around and have had our place valued. Only thing is we have never moved house before, we got married and moved into our house that night and have been here 15 years nearly so is a big wrench for me to leave this house. But I do want a bit more space downstairs..so I have no choice.

But I do want a bit more space downstairs...
is this a euphamism?

You ****ing **** ils.

I know you love me really :hug: :devil: :laugh:

is this a euphamism?


No you mare it's not!!

Is that Baileys bottle still open?:devil:

I promise my clothes will stay on, I think I am over the phase of whipping them off at any given time:blush:

I promise my clothes will stay on, I think I am over the phase of whipping them off at any given time:blush:

I'm glad to hear it!

I'm not sure where the bar staff are tonight, so lets just help ourselves :drinking:

Baileys for Andrea & a nice cold bud for me, does anyone else want anything?

I've just woken up all confused.....I woke up to the end of Austin Powers with small child in arms on the sofa.....I thought I had gone to bed!!!

Well small child is in bed now...and I will be shortly.

Andrea...have a Baileys...and borrow my cardy....jeeeeeeeeeez.

Don't you want a drink before you go Cat?

Oh go on then.....

..actually I can hardly walk...over done the running this weekend, my inner thighs are pulled to threads.

Surely that wouldn't stop you drinking? :unsure:

Surely that wouldn't stop you drinking? :unsure:
OFCOURSE NOT!!!

Silly mare.

Just sharing information with you.

Well what do you want then?

I have my own water now...I'm going to have to go to bed.

Is that Andrea I can see out of the window running across the fields naked again.....good lord.

Night night
x

I have my own water now...I'm going to have to go to bed.

Is that Andrea I can see out of the window running across the fields naked again.....good lord.

Night night




You know that Andrea said she was over that phase, I think she was telling Porkie Pies!


Night night Cat !

xx

I am over it, honest guv':wink2:

I am over it, honest guv':wink2:

I hope so, we can't have you running around Kings Cross naked :blink:

I NEEED TEA!!!!!!!!! :wacko:

Well make yourself one Coastie, we had to serve ourselves last night as there wasn't any staff on duty...

This place is really going to pot lately!

Oh....I thought Cat was running the bar for me.....typical...I bet she was to busy getting tiddled with you lot! :angry:

I have had ample tea now......all I want now is food! I am very hungry and have only had a doughnut since breakfast.....didn't have any food in the house as I need to go shopping this week.....so I shall await my break at 4pm and then nip to the garage and but junk! :blink:

Oh....I thought Cat was running the bar for me.....typical...I bet she was to busy getting tiddled with you lot! :angry:



She was Coastie, I really don't know why you let her run it for you! She will run it into the ground if you aren't careful :wacko:

Nah it's okay ILS....I just ensure there's onlky a set amount of stock available when Cat's on duty at the bar....that way at least she can't drink me out of business! :laugh:

Beer please Coastie...if you are serving..if not I'll get my own.....how are you?

Hi Buzz.....yep I can do you a beer....here ya go! :cool2:

I'm going down with a cold at the moment so not feeling 100% so will join you with my hot toddy!

Hi Buzz.....yep I can do you a beer....here ya go! :cool2:

I'm going down with a cold at the moment so not feeling 100% so will join you with my hot toddy!


Oh dear...have plenty hot toddies and then you won't feel the cold......

I'll join you Buzz - I need a drink, it has been a very stressful day :wacko:

I'm going down with a cold at the moment so not feeling 100% so will join you with my hot toddy!

Maybe I've lived in Ireland too long but I can remember the difference between a hot toddy and a hot whiskey. But let me tell you that a slice of lemon pierced with cloves (around 6) in a glass of hot water with sugar and then good malt whiskey is a hot whiskey. I have one even when I don't have a cold. It is yum. Are they the same thing? I actually cannot remember.

Not been in here for a while - have you changed the decor coastie?? Get us a pint love. Cheers.

Hoty toddies are on the house today for all those who like me have a snotty 'orrible cold! :sad:

Peej..... Sorry I had to call the police on ya but the ladies didn't appreciate you running around and shaking your head in thier breasts the last time you got tiddled in here! :glare: Please do not let that happen again! :angry:

I would like a hot chocolate with cream & sprinkles on the top please as I have just returned from a walk with my friend and it is freezing out there :(

Would you like that served with added wobble? If so I'll join you! :laugh:

I never say no to a 'wobble' Coastie :)

I never say no to a 'wobble' Coastie :)

Don't tell Peej...he'll take it completely wrong way! :laugh:

Peej..... Sorry I had to call the police on ya but the ladies didn't appreciate you running around and shaking your head in thier breasts the last time you got tiddled in here!

That's not what they told me! :mad2:

And according to Cat, it's the first bit of 'action' she's had in ages.

Erm Peej...remember it was Cat saying that.....do you honestly believe her? Now come on! :huh:

Beer for a wee man! :cool2:

A wee man? :mad2:

So Coastie, will you be implanting those microchips under the skin of your regulars then in here? *see my thread in debating forum for more details*

Yes Peej I shall be injecting them into the buttocks of all my clients....now bend over! :devil:

Oh and sorry about the wee man bit I meant to say....'Extremely well hung man'...please forgive me! :huh:

Oh and sorry about the wee man bit I meant to say....'Extremely well hung man'...please forgive me! :huh:

You better believe it, lassie! :wink2:

Now get me another pint of stella.

Could I have a bottle of Bud please. Is there any entertainment tonight? I could do with being entertained!

I'll have a bud, got brother coming round for entertainment.

We have an Elvis impersonator tonight....... :cool2:

I'm sorry Peej, but that sparkly suit fit you last time you performed for us!

I'm feeling a bit classier tonight..no beer thanks.


White wine..... chilled thank you

White wine..... chilled thank you

ooh, now that does sound nice! Cheers!

I'm feeling a bit classier tonight..no beer thanks.


White wine..... chilled thank you


Are you praticing, so you will be classy at the meet, Buzz?

ooh, now that does sound nice! Cheers!


And one for Bella too please........on me of course.


btw you'd better get Cat one, I see she in so fill her up.