I tell ya what ladies...I'll stick a couple of bottles in an ice bucket for ya! :cool2:

I'm not keen on wine Coastie - I'll have one of your Vodka cocktails instead :drinking:

I'm not keen on wine Coastie - I'll have one of your Vodka cocktails instead :drinking:



Mmmmmmm now you made me think...... no no I've started on the wine I'll stick to it.

i may be the first in this pub but i will be the first to leave as the wife will be in later to throw me out http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_28.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

so ask her how i am doing later on tonight

Cockney, just have the one then, before wifey gets here! Go on I'll treat you, what you having?

A scotch and coke no ice to late she’s here

Is the scotch & coke for you or him?

i'm back it's for me http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_3_13.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

Scotch & coke no ice for Cock, Vodka & Diet coke with ice for me barman, does anyone else want anything?

oh oh and a packet of pork scrachings

Here you go Cockney :cool2:

Right does everyone else have a drink.... :blink: Babycham is the offer of the night at 50p a bottle! :laugh:

been down the cash and carry then have we?

whats the best by date on them
tell you what stick an Archers in it and ill have one

I'll have one mixed with Brandy please, Coastie :drinking:

You do like your mixers don't you! :laugh:

Right...Flip has been working hard and the special from the kitchen tonight is her amazing Chillie served with Rice, Jacket Potato or Mashed potato...mmmm mmmm mmmm!

Ooh chilli and jacket spud for me please Miss Coastie.

And I would love to try a babycham, haven't had one of those in years.

Wonderful to see you Andrea....here's your meal...and Babycham!

Dolores is back with her famous snake juggling act tonight...wahoo! :laugh:

You do like your mixers don't you! :laugh:



I do :)

Just a jacket potato for me as I am not that keen on Chillie .........

Lovely jubbly, thankyou Coastie.

Looking forward to Dol's act, but I hope it all goes well tonight, you remember what happened last time when one of the snakes escaped, don't you:blink:

7PM Cocktails in the Bar

8PM The Drifters LIVE!!!!!

A finger buffett will be provided.

Tickets £3.50.

Ils can I put you in charge of selling the tickets.

Ils can I put you in charge of selling the tickets.

Of course no problem!

How are the tickets going ils? Just about to pop the sausage rolls in....how many do you recon?

Not too good Cat - nobody wants to see the Drifters, now if it was Robbie it would be a different matter...

At the moment I've only sold 2 tickets but I will keep trying!

Unfortuantely I am going out with real people this evening, otherwise I would have had a ticket or two for the Drifters....partial to a bit of drifting myself....do you think they would do a return visit another night??

Well thats a relief, The Drifters have just rung to cancel.....pheweeeee

Never mind. I've done the buffett anyway so enjoy.

Lets just get ****ed instead.

I'm having a bud....anyone else..my round.

I won't say no as it is your round Cat - cheers :drinking:

There you go ils....nice and chilled. Help yourself to the nuts....not all of them ils...they have to go round.

What are your plans for this evening my lovely cyber buddy.

Thanks Cat, I was going clubbing tonight but it's been cancelled as my mate has a migraine....... so I think I will be propping the bar up here tonight and watching the eviction!

You can sit next to me right here ils and we can watch it together (if I'm still awake/concious).

Pass the nibbles please......

Is alright I'll give you a nudge when the eviction starts!

thankyou.

Will you do the same at the meet :laugh:

Actually I'm much better out and about...just at home....relaxed in the same chair.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Will you do the same at the meet :laugh:


Does that put me out of a job then?

Will you do the same at the meet :laugh:



If I have to :wacko:

Can't have you snoring in the corner, can we? :laugh: :laugh:

Does that put me out of a job then?

No, no, you can have it Buzz, I wouldn't want to do you out of your job! :laugh:

Does that put me out of a job then?
GOD NO!!! I have you perfectly trained to get me home and everything. I might just have a quick snooze and a dribble on ils's shoulder.

GOD NO!!! I have you perfectly trained to get me home and everything. I might just have a quick snooze and a dribble on ils's shoulder.



Thanks mate....now I sound like a sad old trained puupy or something! :laugh: actually thinking about it more like a guide dog for the blind :laugh: :laugh:

I might just have a quick snooze and a dribble on ils's shoulder.

I am telling you now, you will not be dribbling on my shoulder young lady! :angry: :unsure:

I am telling you now, you will not be dribbling on my shoulder young lady! :angry: :unsure:


I'm telling you now.............she'll try............

I'm telling you now.............she'll try............

Not once she's met me, she wont :devil: :laugh:

Is it ladies night in here or something??
Hope you all don't mind me butting in but I need a pint.

Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeej its so good to see you again...

I am looking after the bar this week end..what you want?

Beer...ey are then...slosh.

Pool?

Ahoy shipmates! Anyone like to buy an ancient mariner a tot tonight?

God dab!!! didn't see you there....I was changing an...urmmm...barrell..

Anyway..pint of guiness my love?


Woodstock...leave by the back door turn left and away...

Hiya Cat!

Actually, I'd love two long G&Ts with ice and lemon please.

Comin up dabs me old chum.....a squirt and twist ..and away we go..

Coastie will be proud of me this week end..I am determined.

Mmmm...(necking the first one to clear the cobwebs and sting the tearducts)


How you doin'? :cool2:

Fancy a CHAT??? come on....I'm going in.....

Is it tonight you're doing a zulu warrior?

Fancy a CHAT??? come on....I'm going in.....
wait for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Karen, come back

Andrea, get in there, NOW

OK, you know I always obey orders.

I'm very very drunk an I]'m going to bed now.

love you all
xcsxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I'm very very drunk an I]'m going to bed now.



You have done well to last this long Cat

nite nite xxx

BLIMEY!!! Look at the time I went to bed!!! no wonder I'm tired.

You lot are a bad influence on me. :devil:

Yeah, like you need an influence! :laugh:

Hiya you - need a hand clearing this place up?

Cat Im still waiting on this pint! Just you wait til i tell Coastie when she gets back :angry:

Oh god sorry peej...please don't tell Coastie I really am trying... here's you pint. dab thanks for the help in cleaning up.

Right I'm going to the Cash & Carry now as I have decided I am going to put on a special menu tonight.

So long

Pheweeeee have I been a busy girl preparing food this afternoon, but now I can unveil the menu for this evening....

Sandwiches Cheese & Oinion
Cheese & Pickle
Cheese & Salad
Cheese & Egg
Cheese & Pineapple
Cheese & Oinion

There.....who's going to be first...I've just opened my first tin of the evening who would like to join me.

Oh yes I have both white and brown bread.

I'll have a beer with you Cat, but I'll give the sandwiches a miss if it's all the same to you!

And why would that be?

Cheese & Pickle
Cheese & Salad
Cheese & Egg
Cheese & Pineapple
Cheese & Oinion



Was cheese on special at the cash and carry by any chance?

Gis a beer .........please

Certainly Buzz...and what sandwich would you like to go with that beer then.

Certainly Buzz...and what sandwich would you like to go with that beer then.


Ummmmmm...I shall pass on your kind offer of a sandwich as I am about to tuck into pork stir fry with noodles and garlic bread.......maybe later.

..hmm.......here's you beer then Buzz. Slides it aggressively across the bar spilling lots then stomps back into the kitchen to her mountain off cheese and slams the door.

And why would that be?

Because all you have is Cheese :ninja: :wacko:

Because all you have is Cheese :ninja: :wacko:
AND WHATS THE MATTER WITH CHEESE?

AND WHATS THE MATTER WITH CHEESE?

Nothing, Nothing, it's just I don't fancy Cheese today :ninja: :laugh:

Nothing, Nothing, it's just I don't fancy Cheese today :ninja: :laugh:

..so where does that leave me then if everyone "just dosn't fancy cheese today".

hmmm.

..so where does that leave me then if everyone "just dosn't fancy cheese today".

hmmm.

You should have thought about that, Cat :laugh:

But its a theme evening.

An Evening with Cheese.

What was I supposed to do...."here your are sir I hope you enjoy your Evening with Cheese whilst you eat your Scampi and Chips"???

Oh come on...eat my cheese.

Oh come on...eat my cheese.

Oh go on then I'll have a cheese & onion on wholemeal and another beer to wash it down :drinking: :bye:

Oh go on then I'll have a cheese & onion on wholemeal and another beer to wash it down :drinking: :bye:

Good girl ils......there you go cheese and onion on brown (not sure about the wholemeal, its Cash & Carry's own), and some extra cheese on side
and another beer.

Its on the house being you are the first to eat my cheese.

Have you any interesting stories about cheese we can share?

Quiet tonight....might put on my Osmonds CD whilst no one is here...

no one is here...


So I'm no one, am I? :ranting:

So I'm no one, am I? :ranting:
Sorry ils, couldn't see you...you must have been in the loo. Again.

Another beer, Sandwich....Andrea might be soon.

ils...wipe your nose...powder my dear.

I've straggled in.

A lovely cheese and onion sandwich for me please, I like cheese.
But just a coffee today, no alcohol for me today, had too much last night.

Another beer


I never say no!

Andrea, how's the head today? :laugh:

Heads a bit delicate to say the least.

There we go Andrea..a lovely Cheese and Onion sarny....and, just for you a Cheese and Pickle to take home for Mr Andrea, you can wipe the pickle all over his face when he's asleep in revenge for not doing the pots when you went out the other night..

I'm sorry coffee is off tonight..didn't have time to warm up the perculator grating all that friggin cheese. Have a beer and be done.

Enjoy :)

Oh go on then, I have a beer.

And thankyou for the butty for Mr A. he loves pickle, personally I can't stand the stuff, but I will take great pleasure in smearing it all over his face:laugh:

Evening ladies!

Hiya beautiful bar wench - can I have a cold Guinness, please?

Right then...beer all round..CHEERS GIRLS.

Have you to worked out what you are doing the friday night.

I think I'm going to open a special bottle of chilled white...that will be easier to get down Andrea.

Evening ladies!

Hiya beautiful bar wench - can I have a cold Guinness, please?



Sorry dab, not me behind the bar tonight, it's cat, but I am sure she will oblige. :devil:

Evening dab, good to see you :bye:

Are you feeling better?

Evening ladies!

Hiya beautiful bar wench - can I have a cold Guinness, please?
Oh god I love you...yes yes.....glug glug glug.....slowly..glug glug.

There we go dab.......would you like a sandwich to go with that.

Thanks Ils. Better...ish... slightly more human anyway :laugh:

Mmmm, a sandwich. Yes, I'd like a prawn mayonnaise and cheese bap, please (but easy on the cheese - I hate the stuff but it's compulsory apparently)

Thanks Ils. Better...ish... slightly more human anyway :laugh:
Sandwich dab. Don't do prawns...only cheese. :)

Sandwich dab. Don't do prawns...only cheese. :)

:sick: ..............errr............... :sick:

No butties, then. Just another Guinness please, Cat. I'm sticking with semi-solids.

Cheese is obligatory tonight dab...here it is on a side plate...and your guinness.

Why do I bother

Okay, cheese and onion crisps then. :ninja: And where's the little shamrock shape gone from the head on the Guinness? It's turned into a goat... :ohmy:

It's my own special brew dab....don't you like it??

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/black.jpg

Goat Guinness - love it!! :laugh:

Thanks dab...it comes from theme of Cheese you see.. There has been a subtle underline to my thinking tonight.

And when you want to go home...http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/goat.jpg

I will be there too. :bye:

I gotta go bed now. See ya tomorrow. xxx

Night Night Dab.

Hope you are all better tomorrow and fighting fit again. :boxing: :bye:

Nite dab :bye:


Have a good sleep and hopefully you will feel better tomorrow....

Send the cart back dab.

Loves
xxx

Right I'm leaving the sandwiches on the bar...help yourselves and no spitting please.

See you tomorrow.

AND I havn't been in a bad mood, I have just been less patient.

:bye:

I am happy to leave, as a speed visitor,a bowl of mints. I wonder how many urine specimens will be detected from this bowl by later this evening?

Coffee and a bagel with cream cheese for me this lovely Sunday morning thankyou very much.

MORNING ANDREA....lovely to see you. Sorry about the delay but here is your cream cheese bagel. Sorry didn't have any cream cheese so I pureed the chedder with a bit of goats milk.

Enjoy :)

First pre dinner beer, actually its a cider...loik a bit of the owld cider now and again.

There are plenty of toasted cheesies if anyone would like one??? Im having a little one as an apetiser...mmmmMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm delicious!!

Happy Sunday everyone...blue skys here, very pleasant.

Just a beer for me please Cat, as I have already eaten!

I need one with all the ironing I have to do!

Here we go ils...a nice chilled bud. Have you not finished your ironing yet...tsk shame on you.

I have done mine - with a new iron which is always a task - cooked a roast which I am about to serve and entertained MIL.

Come on ils...

Only got about 10 items left so I will finish it after dinner now! Just off to eat Spag Bol!

A nice mellow glass of Merlot please barperson!

I have done mine - with a new iron which is always a task -


You should both do what I do and get the husband to do it!!!! so much easier

There you go Dol..and a nice bib so you dont' dribble any down your fetching white sequined halter neck top.

Try to sip it Dol...not just chuck it down....might help.

Enjoy :)

You should both do what I do and get the husband to do it!!!! so much easier

HA!! my piece of **** couldnt' be bothered to walk across the road to get change for his 85 year old mothers taxi "I've only got a £20 note, you pay mother and I'll square you up" fine..she lives in a village no access to funds.

I know where I would like to shove my iron....new or not.

PS I got change and paid the taxi MIL on her way home happy and fed. Me........ :ranting: :ranting: :ranting: But no one would ever guess..

HA!! my piece of **** couldnt' be bothered to walk across the road to get change for his 85 year old mothers taxi "I've only got a £20 note, you pay mother and I'll square you up" fine..she lives in a village no access to funds.

I know where I would like to shove my iron....new or not.

PS I got change and paid the taxi MIL on her way home happy and fed. Me........ :ranting: :ranting: :ranting: But no one would ever guess..



Training cat, it's all in the training...........No ironing...........no nookie it's as simple as that. and then when it comes to keeping my side of the bargain........oh what a headache :laugh:

I don't do bargains.

I don't do bargains.



Is that a euphamism (sp) for sex??

PS I got change and paid the taxi MIL on her way home happy and fed. Me........ :ranting: :ranting: :ranting: But no one would ever guess..
I admire your restraint Cat! EVERYONE knows when I'm in a bad mood ... I bluddy well make sure they do! :glare:

Is that a euphamism (sp) for sex??
No...I just don't do bargains.

Well I have finally finished my ironing so I think that deserves a brandy and babycham don't you? :drinking:

ooh sorry ils....fell asleep whilst putting the wee one to bed.

There you go...have a cherry too for being such a good girl. Did you want a cheese toastie to go with that???

No thanks Cat, the drink will be enough as I am stuffed! :wink2:

..well take it anyway, infact take 2.

I insist.

Enjoy :)

..well take it anyway, infact take 2.

I insist.

Enjoy :)


Ok, ok, if you insist :blink: Don't blame me if I'm sick everywhere :sick:


*ils can't wait for Coastie to get back, as Cat is far too pushy* :laugh:

Morning everyone...I'm doing a special offer this morning ....a Cappuccino with.....Cheese on Toast!!

got to get rid of that mountain off cheese, Coasties going to kill me when she see's how much I've grated

Infact...2 peices of Cheese on Toast...one for you and one for a friend.

I have some Cat - I really enjoyed the lot I had last night!


Is it on the house?

thanks ils...yes it is on the house....are you going into work?? Here take this box full for your work colleagues.

Off to work on time...not doing too bad considering Freddie has just tipped a glass of water down himself and I have had to change him.

Toodloooooo

Any chance of a nice latte and a choccie biccie?

:wave:

thanks ils...yes it is on the house....are you going into work?? Here take this box full for your work colleagues.


Cheers Cat! Yes I am at work today so I will hand them around for you!

What's your poison, folks?
:wave:

I'd love a Malibu & pineapple juice please KC :)

I'd love a Malibu & pineapple juice please KC :)

Coming right up ILS.

Nice little place here, don't know why I haven't been before. Would you llike a little umbrella? :D

It's not bad KC - it can get a little rough when we have visiting caberet acts though! :unsure:

I would love an umbrella with my drink, not sure if it is classy enough to have them though :wink2:

it's more of a spit and sawdust kind of a place, and the toilets are atrocious

How dare you!!

I have the authority to bar you you know. Or would you like a nice cheese toastie...buy one get 6 free. Special offer.

Oh go on then. I'll have two, but NO homemade chutney

I see you still have Cheese on the menu Cat, how much more have you got to get rid of before Coastie returns? :laugh:

Oh go on then. I'll have two, but NO homemade chutney
Don't do chutney..just cheese. There you go.

Out of interest I finished my book last night (at about 2am this morning). Do you feel bereft when you finish a good book?

I'm doing a special offer of cheese sandwiches for packups....would you like me to prepare a pack up for you to take to work tomorrow?

I see you still have Cheese on the menu Cat, how much more have you got to get rid of before Coastie returns? :laugh:

Nearly there now...do you like my new shoes...they are made of cheese.

Yes please, could you wrap up the 12 free ones I got with my order? A little tomato flower garnish wouldnt go amiss and a radish cut into a tulip shape.

Thank you.

Dont' do garnish, just cheese. I could do you a cheese garnish if you like.

I'm doing a special offer of cheese sandwiches for packups....would you like me to prepare a pack up for you to take to work tomorrow?

My colleagues enjoyed what I took in this morning, so more of the same would be good.

These arent really sandwiches at all are they? They're cheese between two slices of cheese.

These arent really sandwiches at all are they? They're cheese between two slices of cheese.
So..

only 10 kgs to go

There you go ils...did you want 10 or 100 cheese sandwiches...wasn't sure so made 100 just in case.

I've got an idea for a great game....Model Me Cheese.

Here's a lump for each of you and you have to model your self portrait ...who wants to play?

There you go ils...did you want 10 or 100 cheese sandwiches...wasn't sure so made 100 just in case.

100 will be fine Cat! There are some greedy people in my office! :unsure:

http://www.craftmouldings.com/Cheese_Shape_Molds.jpg

Always happy to help

I've got an idea for a great game....Model Me Cheese.

Here's a lump for each of you and you have to model your self portrait ...who wants to play?


No thanks Cat - I have had cheese up to here!!!!!

If I don't see another piece of cheese again for a while, that would be too soon!

Oops that was a bit big.

Cat, you could branch out into Wedding Cake design, see:

http://www.houseofcheese.co.uk/images/weddingcake030704.jpg

ooh good one....who's getting married?? Quick! before Coastie comes back.

erm, I dunno, but if you want the place to look busy....

http://photo.net/photo/pcd0087/cheese-doodles-wide-60.1.jpg

OH PIGGIN HELL....another lorry load of cheese has just turned up...I'm orf before Coastie gets back.......






byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

erm, I dunno, but if you want the place to look busy....

http://photo.net/photo/pcd0087/cheese-doodles-wide-60.1.jpg
oh good one floopy.....if Coastie asks you havn't seen me right.

you can't leave now Cat, look I'm trying to help here


http://pictures.galenfrysinger.com/greece/metsovo150.jpg
Pickled onion anyone?

Jesus Christ.........they say cheese before bed gives you nightmares.

You two are giving me one without eating the bloody stuff.........

you can't leave now Cat, look I'm trying to help here


http://pictures.galenfrysinger.com/greece/metsovo150.jpg
Pickled onion anyone?

Cat peeks thru the door, cheese everywhere.....no sign of Coastie. Good another day.... She spies the Vespa loaded with cheese - thanks floopy - and starts the labourious task of transporting all the Cheese to Norwich. Andrea can ask one of her farmer friends to hide it in one of those big sheds.


VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Mmmmmmmmm

*Sits in a corner nursing a cappuccino and wonders why only one or two people are talking to her*
:(

:D

((((((((((((((((((((((((SOS))))))))))))))))))))))) ))))))))

All transportation needed, can you help me???

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/goat.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/digger.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/tank.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/untitled.jpg

CONVOY TO NORWICH........ MOVE MY CHEESE..........

*Sits in a corner nursing a cappuccino and wonders why only one or two people are talking to her*
:(

:D

Sorry Kittencat, bit busy trying to get rid of all this cheese before Coastie comes back....can you help???

Did you want some cheese on toast with your Cappuccino

Morning Kittencat :bye:

I'll join you, for a few minutes before I get off to work, if you don't mind.


Cat just a Cappuccino for me please and NO cheese! :laugh:

Look, I'm a bit busy.....can you get it yourself ils...I've lost the hamster in the tank somewhere.......

Look, I'm a bit busy.....can you get it yourself ils...I've lost the hamster in the tank somewhere.......

If I must :blink:

When's Coastie back? Is it today? :devil:

Sorry Kittencat, bit busy trying to get rid of all this cheese before Coastie comes back....can you help???

Did you want some cheese on toast with your Cappuccino


Mmmm cheese..yeah, I go for some cheese on toast, ta very much. :D

I may be able to help you, I know the Local Mouse Magical Mystery Tour Society are meeting soon and they need a caterer..I could talk to the head mouse and get you a great deal to take some cheese of your hands?

:wave:

Horray for Kittencat!!! :bye:


At least I won't be 'force fed' anymore cheese! :sick:

Morning Kittencat :bye:

I'll join you, for a few minutes before I get off to work, if you don't mind.


Cat just a Cappuccino for me please and NO cheese! :laugh:


Hey ILS :wave:

Just got into work myself, might need a few more of these luvverly cappuccinos before I wake up. :laugh:

Mmmm cheese..yeah, I go for some cheese on toast, ta very much. :D

I may be able to help you, I know the Local Mouse Magical Mystery Tour Society are meeting soon and they need a caterer..I could talk to the head mouse and get you a great deal to take some cheese of your hands?

:wave:
THERE'S NO TIME!!! We have to act now.......I am leaving now to lead the first convoy to Norwich...ils can I leave you incharge getting ready the next one....ALL HANDS ON DECK!!

THERE'S NO TIME!!! We have to act now.......I am leaving now to lead the first convoy to Norwich...ils can I leave you incharge getting ready the next one....ALL HANDS ON DECK!!


Well, I can have two trucks ready to go to Reading if that helps?
Cheese sarnies seem to go down a storm here so I'm sure I could offload some vast quantities....

THERE'S NO TIME!!! We have to act now.......I am leaving now to lead the first convoy to Norwich...ils can I leave you incharge getting ready the next one....ALL HANDS ON DECK!!


Never fear ils is here! :laugh:


The second one is on it's way to Norwich and Kittencat has her 2 trucks ready for Reading - so only another 30 truck loads left.....


We could do this! :blink:

Cat, help is at hand :devil:


http://www.animalcontrol.com.au/photos/Lotsofmice.jpg

Woooo, she's back.

SCARPER LADS

Floopy...how many times have I told you not to bring the kids into my bar....now get those rodents out of here before the Health Inspector arrives! :angry:

COASTIE...how lovely to see you. I have looked after the bar as tho it was my own....great to see you back.


PHEWEEEEEEEE I don't think she suspects anything :ohmy:

Any one want one of Flips Hash Cakes..... :)

Tonights entertainment is nude boxing.......bring it on! :boxing:

Oh goody. I knew it was worth coming back to the bar.

So, who's in the ring tonight?

It's The Buzzy Buzzball vs The Catastophic Cat!

Blood will run as these two get it on in the ring! :boxing: :boxing:

Um I think I may need a few beers before I get my kit off for the boxing......can I have two stellas please..

Stellas.....before a fight....tsk, tsk....okay then! :glare:

I see your competition hasn't turned up yet.....bet she's peeing herself somewhere after the thrashing you gave her last time! :laugh:

Stellas.....before a fight....tsk, tsk....okay then! :glare:

I see your competition hasn't turned up yet.....bet she's peeing herself somewhere after the thrashing you gave her last time! :laugh:


More than likely.......she thinks she's hard.....but when the gloves are on (and everything else is off) she's stands NO chance...... :boxing:

come on cat...get your baps out :boxing:

........BIFF

DUCKED -MISSED HA

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

KERPLUNK!!!!

Fair enough -



Buzz gets to her feet, turns to walk away - does a u turn and smacks cat straight between the eyes

*saunters up to the bar*

Oh hi Coastie nice to see you back. Can I have a pint of Stella please? Oh by the way, while you were gone, Cat had this place in pure turmoil, ordering lots of cheese and the likes. If you ask me, it's a good job you got back when you did or this place wouldn't be left standing!
Actually, cancel that pint, I need to go now. Bye :)

Peej...you gotta stay and see who wins the big fight! :blink:

Cat picks her self off the floor after Buzz's right hook...just intime to see Peej enter the bar..




PEEJ YOU TWO FACED ******!!!

Bluddy hell peej thanks a bunch..........

she's really p1ssed off now...........ouch :ranting:

Peej...you gotta stay and see who wins the big fight! :blink:
Yes that's another thing, she had nude wrestling in here every night! Almost turned the place into a brothel.
It fair brought in the punters though....

DING....DING

end of round one ladies....right...erm...yes please Nox if you could just stop the bleeding from Buzz's nose that would be fab.....

Peej...stop flicking peanuts at Cat and prance around the ring holding up the sign for round two!

DING....DING

Round Two

Yes that's another thing, she had nude wrestling in here every night! Almost turned the place into a brothel.
It fair brought in the punters though....

Thats a big fat piggin lie and you know it, you sniveling peice of ****e on the face of humanity.

Peej...stop flicking peanuts at Cat and prance around the ring holding up the sign for round two!

Does this sound slighlty erotic to anyone else? :blink:

Does this sound slighlty erotic to anyone else? :blink:


No, it's feckin painful though......is she allowed to wear all that bling on her fingers?

No Buzz...Cat is suppossed to have kept her gloves on but she is such a cheat...I've taken off three points!

Buzz is in the lead by a round!

I'm sorry but I've had enough....can someone pass me my clothes please...peej take it off.....and the pants on your head......no you can't keep them......


good bye.

I'm sorry but I've had enough....can someone pass me my clothes please...peej take it off.....and the pants on your head......no you can't keep them......


good bye.


I think that makes me the winner then............thank **** for that

Congratulations Buzz...you win free drinks for a month...wahoooo! :laugh:

Congratulations Buzz...you win free drinks for a month...wahoooo! :laugh:
Christ, if I'd known that was the prize Id have jumped in and knocked cat out too!
:mad2:

Erm no Peej...you're doing the naked Ninja demo tomorrow remember.... :ninja:

Erm no Peej...you're doing the naked Ninja demo tomorrow remember.... :ninja:


Oohhhh can't wait for that...not too early please don't want to miss it.

DING....DING

end of round one ladies....right...erm...yes please Nox if you could just stop the bleeding from Buzz's nose that would be fab.....

Peej...stop flicking peanuts at Cat and prance around the ring holding up the sign for round two!

DING....DING

Round Two

Sorry Buzz, the blood transfusion unit is on its way. As are the carpet cleaners. Are we insured?

Nox..yep fully insured for all manner of blood splats....need to be with htis lot! :wacko:

Buzz...I'm glad you're looking forward to Peej's performance...it is very good...he does this amazing thing with his pole! :ohmy:

I'm back guys :bye:


*ils stops dead in her tracks*

What on earth has happened here? I can't leave you lot alone for 5 minutes!


I think I'll just have a hot chocolate with cream before I go to bed! I'll worry about clearing up this mess tomorrow!

Nothing to do with me, I've not been in here all night.

Andrea....I know you wouldn't have caused such a stir....in fact you are one of my best behaved customers and as a result all your drinks will be half price for a month! :cool2:

ILS...it's definately your feet... :sick:

Peej....how big a circle do you need for your act tonight? :huh:

ILS...it's definately your feet... :sick:



It's not - it's that bloody cheese that Cat bought!!! :ranting:

It can't be the cheese..the last of it was shoved up Peejies bum this morning! :blink:

Face it ILS...you have smelly feet..... :sad:

Face it ILS...you have smelly feet..... :sad:

I DO NOT :ranting:

Andrea....I know you wouldn't have caused such a stir....in fact you are one of my best behaved customers and as a result all your drinks will be half price for a month! :cool2:
Oooh thankyou Coastie:)

I shall have a cappucino for now, but I shall be back in later tonight:drinking:

(ils, what do you want to drink, I can get them half price, Coastie'll never know its for you)

(ils, what do you want to drink, I can get them half price, Coastie'll never know its for you)

Oooo thank you Andrea, I'll have a hot chocolate with cream please

Er hmmmm....do you want to continue receiving this special discount or am I going to have to make you pay full whack miss Andrea! :angry:

OK Coastie, I'm sorry, I'll take my cappucino thankyou.

Andrea starts to walk away from the bar with her cappucino, but suddenly turns round.

Can I have two straws, please:wink2:

OK Coastie, I'm sorry, I'll take my cappucino thankyou.

Andrea starts to walk away from the bar with her cappucino, but suddenly turns round.

Can I have two straws, please:wink2:
Cockney thinks she’s cheap I could be in here http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_9.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

you and your mate wanna drink luv

Cockney thinks she’s cheap I could be in here http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_9.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

you and your mate wanna drink luv

She might be cheap but I'm not! :wink2:

I DO NOT :ranting:

I think you do :)

Somebody pour me a large pint of oyster guinness willya? - me heed is liftin'.. and me tongue feels like I've performed cunnilingus on a mongoose.......

Hi cat wanna drink I don't mind paying as you'er looking so lovely tonight http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_3_11.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

I think you do :)

Don't you start on me as well! :ranting:

Don't you start on me as well! :ranting:Take no notice ILS it's the cocktail hour what can i get you
cat stop being so er er Catie

me tongue feels like I've performed cunnilingus on a mongoose.......


....... :eek:

Take no notice ILS it's the cocktail hour what can i get you


Thanks Cockney :)

I'll have a malibu & pineapple juice, if I may :)

I'll have a bottle of bud please Cockney...it can go with the one I am very shortly about to open. Brother is coming round armed with steak so we need to celebrate the occasion.

I had steak in the pub last night, and very nice it was too!

I'll buy you a drink too ils to apologise for saying you had cheesy feet, just trying to create a diversion from Coastie.

Gulp a roooonie.

Cat...It's no good trying to back pedal now...I know it's ILS feet and there is nothing you can do to disued me! Oh and Peej has returned fom the hospital now, cheese removed, and shall be performing his naked Ninja act soon! :ninja:

Thats great Coastie. Do you want me to hand out nibbles at the interval....and is his routine open to audience participation?

I understand that Peej will be asking for the occasional volunteer to assisted in his pole swinging part of the act.... :excl: :ninja:

I'll buy you a drink too ils to apologise for saying you had cheesy feet, just trying to create a diversion from Coastie.



Thanks Cat :)

We all know it is Coastie who has the cheesy feet, she is always trying to blame someone else :mad2:

I understand that Peej will be asking for the occasional volunteer to assisted in his pole swinging part of the act.... :excl: :ninja:
ME ME ME! His recent domatrix tendancies towards me has been quite exciting.

Right...I shall put in a word for you Cat but I think the whole cheese insertion incident has made him more than a little nervous of you! :mellow:

Right...I shall put in a word for you Cat but I think the whole cheese insertion incident has made him more than a little nervous of you! :mellow:
Don't be silly...he took it as the light hearted joke it was meant to be.

Can't show my true feelings now can I :wub:

It's bloomin cold out there. I've got icicles on my ricicles.

I suppose it's too much to ask for some nice warming Heinz tomato soup?

I suppose it's too much to ask for some nice warming Heinz tomato soup?


Yes it is...beer all the way woo woo.

Can I have a very large ber please, and I believe as the winner of the nude wrestling last night it will be FREE.......

Can I have a very large ber please, and I believe as the winner of the nude wrestling last night it will be FREE.......

I agree... and as Coastie has left me in charge tonight (she is too scared to leave Cat in charge again) you can have as many beers as you like on the house! :)

Buzz is right Nox....beer all the way tonight....or how about a Gluwine!!!

YEAH.........that will warm your cockles.....

Give me half an hour.......

Yeee Haaaa

Here we go everyone..Nox...lovely warming GluWine.

Have it with an apple pastie...yums....

you know what you can do with your gluwine ****.......


get me another beer wench




Buzz runs away realising how rude she has been

Oi Cat, Coastie put me in charge tonight!

Get out from behind the bar NOW!!!!! :ranting:

Oi Cat, Coastie put me in charge tonight!

Get out from behind the bar NOW!!!!! :ranting:


She's always pushing herself forward ils......it gets really embarrasing sometimes. She nearly had one of the Dad's eye out the other day, with her nipple!!

She's always pushing herself forward ils......it gets really embarrasing sometimes. She nearly had one of the Dad's eye out the other day, with her nipple!!

:wacko: :blink: :unsure: :shock: :eek:

I would like a vodka and cranberry please - easy on the cranberry

I would like a vodka and cranberry please - easy on the cranberry



so just a vodka then floopy

well, just kind of waft the cranberry in it's general direction.

Not many in tongiht Buzz, have you been taking your clothes off again?

well, just kind of waft the cranberry in it's general direction.

Not many in tongiht Buzz, have you been taking your clothes off again?


I think it has more to do with ils's stinky feet personally....but she won't admit it.

ils..I am here if you need any ass = istance.

:bye:

I don't think she's playing out anymore. She probably had to go in for her bath....

I think it has more to do with ils's stinky feet personally....but she won't admit it.

That's because they aren't stinky!!! :ranting:

Beer, beer, we want more beer.
Everybody's cheering get the ****** beer in
:drinking:

*barges in*

Im sorry! Am I late for my performance Coastie? :ohmy:

*barges in*

Im sorry! Am I late for my performance Coastie? :ohmy:

Coastie has gone PJ, she got fed up waiting for you! So I'm in charge tonight.

If you hurry up there is just time for your performance!

Oooh just got back from paying my phone bill in time then.

Right, beer, front row seat, and some salted nuts please:wink2:

Right, beer, front row seat, and some salted nuts please:wink2:

Coming up Andrea - this performance will be a feast for sore eyes :laugh: