good eveniging bar keep i will have a fosters top please

Hey Cockney, your post was the thousandth one in the Somba bar, I think that deserves free drinks all round, don't you?:drinking:

I agree Andrea, all drinks are on the house until Coastie gets here!

What's everyone having? :drinking:

A lovely cold beer for me to start the evening of just right, thankyou.

A cold beer for Andrea & a Foster top for Cockney coming right up!


I think I will join you Andrea and have a cold beer as well :)

Beer please ils............

evening everyone. looking forward to a pleasant evening??

I shall drink it whilst making tea for the other half.

Kids have already eaten, but I've got to make tea for hubby before I go out, cause bless him he's been at work all day and if I don't make him anything he will just eat biscuits and rubbish:rolleyes:

Coming up Buzz :)


Well I'm behind the bar until Coastie gets here and then I'm coming the other side of the bar, to join you!

Southern Comfort & lemonade please ils, and some change for the jukebox

Coming up Floops :)


I thought Coastie would be here by now, so I could knock off. She better hurry up, I need a rest :angry:

You go for a sit down, ils, we'll help ourselves :ninja:

You go for a sit down, ils, we'll help ourselves :ninja:


I don't need telling twice :laugh:

Woohoo, freebies all round :drinking:

Coming up Floops :)


I thought Coastie would be here by now, so I could knock off. She better hurry up, I need a rest :angry:

Don't worry hun...I'm here til 8am so whatever you want....come and get it everybody! :)

Oh and thanks for offering to reciet one of your wonderful poems tonight Floops! :wink2:

Oh, yes, erm, leave that one with me :blush:

Thank goodness you're here Coastie - I have been run off my feet.....


Could I have a long cold glass of beer please and whatever floops wants!

I'll have a holiday in the bahamas please

Not until after your promised recital Floops... :laugh:

Ahem. :blush:

I wish I was a ladybird
with spotty shell and wings
I'd flap about and land on stuff
like flowers and grassy things.

I wish I was a butterfly
a cabbage white or moth
I'd singe myself on candle flames
and scare people a lot

I'm glad I'm not a bumblebee
Cos many times I think
that with a sting stuck up your bum
How sitting down must stink

Fank yoo.

:D Fantastic.......here's a large 'Bohemian Boomer' cocktail...don't ask what's in it just enjoy! :)

Very good Floops *clap, clap*


You must book her again Coastie :)

Oh! Good evening everyone.

Just cracked open my first tin....oohh the joy.....thought I would share the moment....would be really nice if I didn't have a 2 year old tugging at my arm pulling my hands off the keyboards screaming for no reason at me.

I give in..

Back...more settled now...left him with crayons and book....which he is throwing down the stairs one by one....

..past caring..

Anyone joining me for a beer?

I will Cat, just a quicky though as I have to nip out for a while, but I will be back that I can promise you! :drinking:

There you go ils...a nice cold bud.

I won't be around much tonight, friend and man are coming round to polish off my Champers and we will be having a curry.

If I can still manage I will try and post upon their departure.

Cheers my dears.

Back...more settled now...left him with crayons and book....which he is throwing down the stairs one by one....

..past caring..

Anyone joining me for a beer?
get them in girl mines a top

Lager tops Cock...coming up.

How are you this fine evening and where is the dear lady wife

ps I must talk privately to you about her some time

beer 2 almost gone already ....and do you know I don't remember one sip of it.....

ooooh tonights going to be good....

SLIDING DOWN.
:ohmy:

Hi cat, how are you this evening? Do you want a drink?

yes Please!

Well, where's my friggin drink then?

Oh sorry I drank it.
Ok you're turn to get me one now! Fosters please.

I'm back :)


Another one for me please Cat :bye:

Cockney has left the building, I however am back in town.

A very large vodka please barperson

One Fosters
One Bud
One large Vodka
One fancey cocktail with fluffy umbrella thing

next!

One Fosters
One Bud
One large Vodka
One fancey cocktail with fluffy umbrella thing

next!
And here - *hands Coastie a fiver* - get yourself something *sleazy wink*

Could I have a beer coastie??

Kids are off to bed very very soon and then I shall be :drinking: with styleeeeee

Two beers for Buzz.....yes it's buy one get one free hour! :cool2:

Peej....you kill me with that wink and you know it baaaaayyyybeee....grrrrrrr :wub:

I quite fancy a brandy & babycham please Coastie :drinking:

woo woo BOGOF yesssssss

I quite fancy a brandy & babycham please Coastie :drinking:

Sorry can you say that again...I was a little distracted by Peej...... :devil:

Brandy & babycham please !!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh okay...here you go....

Ooooh PEEEEJ...you rascal... :blush:

Ooh, ooh, ooh, am I still in time for the BOGOF, a bottle of pinot grigio for me...........and the free one:drinking:

Sorry Andrea you're to late happy hour finished 2 seconds ago....that'll be £150 please! :ohmy:

Stop chatting up PJ Coastie and get on with serving the customers before there is a riot!

Sorry ILS but he keeps pinching my bottom and giving me a sexy wink...... :blush: :wub:

Right....Babycham and Brandy wasn't it.....

Sorry ILS but he keeps pinching my bottom and giving me a sexy wink...... :blush: :wub:



I think that is the other way around isnt it ? :ohmy:

Ils how do you do it, talk in the chat room and on here at the same time:wacko:

Ils how do you do it, talk in the chat room and on here at the same time:wacko:


With great difficulty :laugh:

Sorry Andrea you're to late happy hour finished 2 seconds ago....that'll be £150 please! :ohmy:
Awww meanie, forget that order then, I'll have a glass of water please.

The only water served here honey comes from the toilet....now order a decent drink or have this very nice cup of tea I made earlier! :blink:

ILS...no it's def Peej pinching my bottom.... :blush:

ILS...no it's def Peej pinching my bottom.... :blush:
Coastie if you would just stay still for 5 SECONDS! Im trying to get a bit of chewing gum stuck on your bum - you must have sat on it!

Cup of tea and a custard cream please barperson

ooh I'll join you in a cup of tea floopy, have one of my bourbons too.

I would love a cup of tea but no biscuit for me! I am being good for once!

Can someone pour me a glass of white wine as I've only got a quarter of a bottle and that isn't going to last me all evening. Make it dry and Australian please.

BTW - as an observation, I used to drink sweet wine when I was a teenager and the other day I had the misfortune to taste another sweet wine, and just one little sip was enough for me. It doesn't sit at all well on my stomach these days, and I'd probably heave after one glass. Anyone else find there tastes have become drier as the years roll on?

Can someone pour me a glass of white wine as I've only got a quarter of a bottle and that isn't going to last me all evening. Make it dry and Australian please.

BTW - as an observation, I used to drink sweet wine when I was a teenager and the other day I had the misfortune to taste another sweet wine, and just one little sip was enough for me. It doesn't sit at all well on my stomach these days, and I'd probably heave after one glass. Anyone else find there tastes have become drier as the years roll on?
Hey there NOX, let me buy you a drink...we havn't had a chat for ages. A bottle of the finest non sweet wine you have barperson....we will share Nox.

I used to drink Martini straight - when 16 and going to parties....did you go to parties then and have to hide your booze so no other toe rag could glug it?
Always was sick....wonder why?

BTW - as an observation, I used to drink sweet wine when I was a teenager and the other day I had the misfortune to taste another sweet wine, and just one little sip was enough for me. It doesn't sit at all well on my stomach these days, and I'd probably heave after one glass. Anyone else find there tastes have become drier as the years roll on?

Actually I'm the other way around Noxy, I used to drink very dry white wine when I was around 16 and now I have to have to have a medium dry now!

I would like a larger top please thank you

I'll get that Cockney....what have you been up to today.

I am blinkin buggered....think I have pulled a ligament around my knee after my 6 miler this morning...it was very muddy and slippy...lots of spinning arms to steady during the jog I can tell you.

Spent the afternoon on sofa with Freddie who is very tired, but just wouldn't nod off, watching ****ing cbcbeeees or what ever it is...quite like the Whats the Story Balamory one - is this a real place do you think with all those different coloured houses.

...one larger tops Cockney

Eh? Why do you want a larger top Cockney? Have you grown out of yours?

Oh God, don't talk to me about Martini Cat. It was a cheap and quick way to get tanked up before going out on the town. If I never smell another sweet Martini of Cinazano it will be too soon. :sick:

Eh? Why do you want a larger top Cockney? Have you grown out of yours?

Oh God, don't talk to me about Martini Cat. It was a cheap and quick way to get going out on the town. If I never smell another sweet Martini of Cinazano it tanked up before will be too soon. :sick:

Cockney's larger top confused me for a whole minute before the penny dropped...(imagine laughing smilie as I don't have one anymore...reduced to the 15 that are too the side)

I liked a Cinazano and lemonade during my pregnancies...or if I am ill and can't drink, but want too.

I can't think why Coastie puts you in charge Cat whilst she is away, as you obviously haven't been a barmaid before! Still I suppose it is because you are cheap! :ninja:

I can't think why Coastie puts you in charge Cat whilst she is away, as you obviously haven't been a barmaid before! Still I suppose it is because you are cheap! :ninja:
It's more to do with my ready wit and quick repartee. :)

It's more to do with my ready wit and quick repartee. :)

Is that what she told you? :laugh:


It couldn't be that you do it for nothing, could it? :ninja:

I'll get that Cockney....what have you been up to today.

I am blinkin buggered....think I have pulled a ligament around my knee after my 6 miler this morning...it was very muddy and slippy...lots of spinning arms to steady during the jog I can tell you.

Spent the afternoon on sofa with Freddie who is very tired, but just wouldn't nod off, watching ****ing cbcbeeees or what ever it is...quite like the Whats the Story Balamory one - is this a real place do you think with all those different coloured houses.

...one larger top Cockney

I wanna fire boom it or a small tactical nuke would be good

I am sorry to here that you are in pain http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_31.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB) (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)do you have anything to rub in

Why are you running any way are you in training for something?

sorry I have been swimmig and had lunch in a cafe and cleaned the house and later we are going to watch Underground the film

any chance of a pint of stella :D

I think Cat's deserted her post again :glare: so I get it for you Q :)


Anyone else want anything?

Coming right up Queenie...nice to see you in here..hows your day been? Seen many naked men?.

if your going to be smoking your wakky baccy could you do so by the window...not that I mind it's Coastie.

cheers ils hunnie :wink2:

I think Cat's deserted her post again :glare: so I get it for you Q :)


Anyone else want anything?
Lordy ils, you've really got it in for me havn't you....

..are you miffed that scooby left the month theme thread in my hands...thats it isn't it....OR is it just that I'm younger :)

cheers ils hunnie :wink2:
OYE I got you that...read back.

I wanna fire boom it or a small tactical nuke would be good

I am sorry to here that you are in pain http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_31.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB) (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)do you have anything to rub in

Why are you running any way are you in training for something?

sorry I have been swimmig and had lunch in a cafe and cleaned the house and later we are going to watch Underground the film
I run because I like to run...and it gets me out the house for an hour.

OYE I got you that...read back.
whoooops sorry Cat, best lay of the 'erbs for a bit, I can manage both im sure :D ...... :drinking:..........."hic"......

Coming right up Queenie...nice to see you in here..hows your day been? Seen many naked men?.

if your going to be smoking your wakky baccy could you do so by the window...not that I mind it's Coastie.
no nekked men im afraid.....but there was a rather GORGE pic of Johnny Depp in an old OK mag that I had a lick of.............

:blush: did I really just type that????

Lordy ils, you've really got it in for me havn't you....

..are you miffed that scooby left the month theme thread in my hands...thats it isn't it....OR is it just that I'm younger :)

I'm just trying to cover for you Cat, I wouldn't want to get you in to trouble :)

whoooops sorry Cat, best lay of the 'erbs for a bit, I can manage both im sure :D ...... :drinking:..........."hic"......
Here have another and fyck Coastie and her rules...roll a big fat one and share it with me.

I seem to be loosing favour with my friends..will you be my friend?.....tskkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk (intake of breath)............holds..........breathes out......the re y ou go Qq eenie.

who's in charge tonight............I have done all my ironing andhousework for the week I would eally like a very cold beer please.....

Looks like I am again Buzz....

A cold beer coming up and I am going to join you, as I think I deserve one after finishing all my ironing!

A large scotch and coke Please ILS hold the ice

Coming up Cockney :)


Do you want any nibbles?

Ils..let me get that and yours...what are you having.

I'm on white wine...having a great time cooking dinner to the sounds of the Osmonds thanks to you xxxxx

Are we feeling a finer fettle today?
x

Bottle of bud please Cat - I'm feeling much better, thanks for asking :)

Coming up Cockney :)


Do you want any nibbles?yea rrrrrrr go on then get them out

Ils..let me get that and yours...what are you having.

I'm on white wine...having a great time cooking dinner to the sounds of the Osmonds thanks to you xxxxx

Are we feeling a finer fettle today?
x
I hope you ain't using cream in anything that kind of music can make it curdle you know

Bottle of bud please Cat - I'm feeling much better, thanks for asking :)
Explain please

Oh for gods sake Cockney..ils..bottle of bud, Cock, lager tops...me anothe bottle of wine...

Ils thankyou so much for redirecting me to the Osmonds, everyone loved their gifts (Osmonds CD second hand off ebay). My sisters are in heaven, my brothers girlfriend who had never listened to them is hooked.

They are just the best easy on ear listening.

Shall I bring my cd to the meet?

Oh for gods sake Cockney..ils..bottle of bud, Cock, lager tops...me anothe bottle of wine...

Ils thankyou so much for redirecting me to the Osmonds, everyone loved their gifts (Osmonds CD second hand off ebay). My sisters are in heaven, my brothers girlfriend who had never listened to them is hooked.

They are just the best easy on ear listening.

Shall I bring my cd to the meet?Ho my god come back Costie all is forgiven I want a scotch and coke

Shall I bring my cd to the meet?

I think it may be best you don't Cat, not everyone has such good taste as we do.

Explain please

I had a bad day, that was all!

NO............... http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_30.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

NO............... http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_30.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)
No what...to another a beer Cock...

OK

Ils..I've just opened the last Champagne...want a glass?

I think it was no to bringing the cd to the meet Cat :blink: See I told you, not everyone has our great taste!


I would love a glass of champers Cat, thanks very much :drinking:

Here you go ils...slosho....pit ploshed..again.

Still havn't served up dinner thos...

But I will at 8pm

Don’t like it ill get myself a scotch

Bring the flecking CD if you must I will see if I can stick it somewhere so that someone gets some enjoyment out of it

Where ILS told you to stick your F

Don’t like it ill get myself a scotch

Bring the flecking CD if you must I will see if I can stick it somewhere so that someone gets some enjoyment out of it

Where ILS told you to stick your F
Cock...do you never play Osmonds at your gigs?

Cock...do you never play Osmonds at your gigs?
Only Puppy Love if I want to take the pee out of a young couple

Only Puppy Love if I want to take the pee out of a young couple



Well I will tell Coastie, not to employ you for the SOMBA bar :ranting:

Well I will tell Coastie, not to employ you for the SOMBA bar :ranting:To the tune of Paper Roses

Snotty noses snotty noses o how green those bogies are to me

But there only nose regurgitations like you'er green and bogie love for me

Thank you Thank you I love you all http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/5/5_5_1.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)



She could not afford me

Another beer please...got side tracked making dinner, washing kids etc, but I 'm backnow and ready to DRINK.....until 9pm anyway when 24 is on....

I’ll get it mate I think I have upset the bar staff and there on strike:devil:
anyway how are you

very well cock thanks for asking.

Have that self satisfied feeling when the house is tidy, the ironing all done, the kids in bed and looking forward to a spot of telly later, after catching up here for a while. :) :)

She could not afford me


That's irrelevant as we don't want you anyway :laugh:

Okay. feeling flush...and its not my hormones...drinks are all on me.

what does everyone want??

Okay. feeling flush...and its not my hormones...drinks are all on me.

what does everyone want??


I wouldn't mind a malibu and pineapple juice please Buzz :)

on its way ils....in fact it's a double..... :drinking: :drinking:

I need a pint of diet coke - just woke up and have finally managed to wrestle the pc back from Cockney - Lord knows what damage he's done.

I need a pint of diet coke - just woke up and have finally managed to wrestle the pc back from Cockney - Lord knows what damage he's done.


one pint of diet coke with a little lifter in there coming up floopy.

on its way ils....in fact it's a double..... :drinking: :drinking:


Thanks Buzz, that's very generous of you! :)

one pint of diet coke with a little lifter in there coming up floopy.
Aaaaah, feeling a leetle better now :cool2:

Scotch and coke please no ice

Is there anybody here?

I guess not, so I will just help myself. I am in need of a stiff drink after the crap morning I've had :ohmy:

Any coffee going I am gasping

I get that for you Cockney, as it looks like we have the place to ourselves!

Ok may go quiet for a min got to give the baby a bottle

Ahhhhhh coffee

Did you want anything to eat with that coffee, Cockney?

No thanks I just had a bar of chocolate

Someone get me a drink its seven o’clock and I ain't had one yet something’s wrong

If you say please, I might get you one!

Please with sugar and a cherry on top

Scotch and coke no ice

Please with sugar and a cherry on top

Scotch and coke no ice



I hope you're not being scarastic :huh: :laugh:

Scotch & coke coming up :)

Moi......?

Moi......?

Yes you, you cheeky boy :wink2:

Three hours later list as fart says

"Sorry babe giveus akiss"

Stumbles out of the bar intent on finding a bed any one will do
good night

I am back would anyone like a drink I am having a pint of fosters top myself

I am back would anyone like a drink I am having a pint of fosters top myself

Yes please.......feeling in a white wine sort of mood today.....so white wine then.









Large one.....don't be tight

A double Vodka & Diet Coke for me, ice but no lemon please Cockney :)

Coming right up girls



Cheers

Coming right up girls



Cheers


Could we get the drinks first? :devil:

So fill me in

Who’s gay on here that you know?

That fee for all is she a man or a woman cos she post like a bloke

If that a picture off woody on his profile I am a monkeys uncle I bet it’s his son

Make sure it is Diet Coke Cockney, not the full fat stuff as I am watching my figure :)

Could we get the drinks first? :devil:
Sorry I was off posting yes we can leave that for later



But I have got to watch SG1 and stargate Atlantis between 8 and nine

I could tape it through if things hot up

One white wine and one Vodka & Diet Coke

There we go

Cheers Cock :)

time for another glass of wine i think.....anyone joining me??

I'll join you Buzz - another Vodka & Diet Coke please :drinking:

I will have another beer thanks

Is there anyone serving?

I could really do with a beer!


Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh helloooooooooooooooo are you new? A bottle of bud please!


*ils sits down with her bottle of bud, mesmerised by the new barman*

too early for beer yet...got to take the boys to swimming lesssons - but I could murder a hot chocolate with all the trimmings, youknow cream, flake sprinkles etc....


he is a bit scrummy ils....where'd he come from?

he is a bit scrummy ils....where'd he come from?

not sure buzz, but don't forget ........ I saw him first

not sure buzz, but don't forget ........ I saw him first
who????? have I missed some totty?!?!?!? Where???????????

who????? have I missed some totty?!?!?!? Where???????????


You have Queeenie my love - he was very tasty.....

Is Cat not here yet? :blink:


I'll have a bitter lemon

..Cat rushes thru the door, throws her coat on the stand...it misses...dosn't matter.....

HI FLOOPS..everyone....gagging for a beer, Big Beer barperson

stops in tracks.

...Well Helloooooooooo....and when did you start here young man.

Guten Abend mein schon Fraulein....Ich heiser Deitrich

Cat passes out with lust...

Cat passes out with lust...



Get up you silly mare! Stop making a show of yourself :wacko:


And btw - I saw him 1st, so mits off

Been there, done that


*polishes knuckles*

WOW..where did you get him ils....can we all have a go.

Only joking Deitrich.

In for a jolly evening....brother round with steak and beer and wine.

Yums alert!

Yee ha......back fom dreaded swimming lessons,kids fed and now for drinking.....

beer please baperson......


And btw - I saw him 1st, so mits off

and I saw him second..so get in line..........

Right oh!

Do you think my Polish dancers could be booked here for a turn...I have them for at least another week and they are getting a bit restless. I've got them in the Introduction thread leaping and turning for newbies. But a full evening would be good.

Coastie?

Do you think my Polish dancers could be booked here for a turn


wheel em in cat..it's too quiet in here at the moment.....

Did you manage to get B&B for them all Cat?

I can probably put up one or two if the situation gets desperate.

In the meantime, in order to make our latest visitors feel at home could you pour me a large slug of Polish vodka please Coastie if I promise not to slump onto the floor within five minutes of drinking it?

Did you manage to get B&B for them all Cat?

I can probably put up one or two if the situation gets desperate.

In the meantime, in order to make our latest visitors feel at home could you pour me a large slug of Polish vodka please Coastie if I promise not to slump onto the floor within five minutes of drinking it?
God Nox..if you could take 3 or 4 it would be great. The hotel has thrown them out...their leaping has cracked all the ceiling decor..

I can put up 10..if you have 4..thats leaves 64...I think I need to start a thread of adoption.

So fill me in

Who’s gay on here that you know?

That fee for all is she a man or a woman cos she post like a bloke

If that a picture off woody on his profile I am a monkeys uncle I bet it’s his son


How can I post like a bloke?

My spelling and grammar are impeccable, and I don't need to 'compensate' for any shortcomings with HUGE smileys. Nor do I have typos from one-handed keyboarding cos the other hand is in my trouser pocket trying to find my brains.

Anyway, rant over :laugh: ...I can introduce you to a couple of very nice gay friends who'll be happy to oblige if that's yer fancy...Do you prefer *ahem* giving or receiving (would hate to send the wrong one:ohmy: )

Anyone for an early tipple...... :wacko:

Just a reminder for all those who may be interested....the first 'Pixie Dancing' class will take place in the function room this evening.

Each session cost £1 - Free refreshment will be made available but you are required to bring your own hat and boots......if you do not have hat and boots but would like to buy some Cat is selling them alongside her cheese in her 'Cheesey Box' down at Woodstocks Emprium. Drop in and she will be happy to help! You get discount if you repeat this magical Pixie phrase:

'Pickaboo I'm a Pixie too!'

Thank-you and I look forward to seeing as many of you as possible! :laugh:

Anyone for an early tipple...... :wacko:

Me Me !!!!


I am knackered from my retail therapy!


My usual please Coastie :)

I would like an extra large chocolate malt shake please, with all the trimmings, and some curly fries with cheese on top.


Thank you

Can I have what Floopy's having http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_4_12.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYAXGB)

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This smilie has very scary teeth :wacko:

cat...I'd like to book your Polish Dancers for Friday night.....I hope they are available! :wink:

Pixie Dancing in 30mins!

Ils....I have a spare pair of boots if you wish to borrow them!

30 minutes! If I can't make it to the emporium in time, I'll make a hat out of some rolled up newspaper and I think I might still have some pointy boots hanging around from years ago that'll do for the pixie footwear.

I'm so looking forward to this. After all, it's the sole reason I joined SO.

Noxie...I'm glad you made it....oooo what a lovely hat....Times or Guardian? :cool2: and those boots are perfect hun don't worry you'll be fine!

Now...PJ has offered to push play on the tape machine but I still haven't managed to wake him up after he got a bit carried away with the Polish Dancers last night....now I told Cat to keep an eye on him! :angry:

Well I'm ready :cool2:

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Great Floops....the instructor has just arrived!

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Right places everybody....... :)

First lesson is the Pixie Two step....

Now Nox if you can take your eyes of Peej's bottom for one minute you might learn something!

No...ILS that isn't allowed, please give Floops her wings back! :mad2:


Okay Peej.....hit it!


One step forward...
One to the side
Wiggle your bottom
Lift your hands to the sky
One step forward
One to the side
Wiggle your bottom
Lift your hands to the sky!

Ooooh wonderful....

Cat you lack the natural Pixie rythm but you certainly make up for it with your enthusiasm!

Oh dear.....no Dolores you can't drink that in here!

No...ILS that isn't allowed, please give Floops her wings back! :mad2:




Oh do I have to :angry: , I want them :ranting:


*ils stamps her foot*

Tough you will have to make your own in time for next weeks lesson....

Now please could you all get back into position and we will try the next move.....

Twiddle left toe
Twiddle right
Jump in the air
Glide to the right

Tough you will have to make your own in time for next weeks lesson....



oh ok :sad:

*suddenly the tape switches from the Pixie music to the sound of Coastie giving a rather poor (and drunken sounding) rendition of Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive"*

Err, Coastie....care to explain yourself?

Dear Mrs Coastie

Please excuse Floopy from Pixie Dancing Classes as she has lost her Pixie Wings and will shortly be taking up a paper round to pay for them.

Thank you

Floopy's Mum

Ahhh Floopy darling I have spare wings...you could have borrowed some for the first night...oh well I hope you get some new ones soon! :)

Peej....it was a Birthday Party.....Dab's infact...or was it Flips...or was it the party celebrating the 200th member....which one was I at when I got bladdered and sang....erm...oh all of them....aaahh :blush:

Oh Coastie you are here, could I have a large malibu with pineapple juice please as I have had a hard day ............

I'd like a glass of fizz please. I've bathed and bedded myself and the baby. She's dried fed and asleep. I changed the bedclothes, done the washing, loaded the car full of Cockney's DJ stuff cos he's strained something, washed and sterilised the baby's bottles, tidied the toys, unpacked the shopping, got all the docs ready for our trip to the passport office, loaded the dishwasher and I think I deserve it!

Floops....come on a put your feet up...heres a drink of whatever you fancey! :)

Ils....drinks at the other end of the bar...sorry but you moved!

Cheers Coastie

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah *sigh*

that's better

*puts feet up*

Peej sweetie....can we have that Whale Song music for tonight...Floops is destressing and well I think it would be good for us all to take a few moments to relax! :closedeye

Coastie, sorry the Polish dancers couldn't make it last night but they are ready and primed for tonight if you like.

One more cup of tea then I really must get my **** into gear....vroooooooom.

Where is everyone? I was hoping for a good session tonight!!! I have got to get some practice in for the meet in 3 weeks!

Anyway I'll have double malibu & pineapple juice please Gorgeous


*ils flutters her eyelashes at the new barman called James*

Hello ILS just popped in for a quick one taking Floopy down the pub tonight

So I can’t stay long have you had a nice day?

Let me get that for you one double Malibu & pineapple juice and half of fosters for me here you go cherrs

Pint of strong bow please.....I feel I have been neglecting my duties as a board poster in the last few days so tonight I am all yours..until I fall unconscious of course.

Anyone joining me?

Oh Polish dancers will be on at 8pm..

Thanks Cockney :) Have a nice time down the pub!

I'll stay with you until you fall unconscious Cat! and then I will pack you in a taxi whilst I stay and keep that lovely barman James company :wink2:

Thanks Cockney :) Have a nice time down the pub!

I'll stay with you until you fall unconscious Cat! and then I will pack you in a taxi whilst I stay and keep that lovely barman James company :wink2:
Might be taking him with me tho ils :)

Another drink...?

Might be taking him with me tho ils :)



Not if you are unconscious you won't :laugh:

Another drink...?
Have you ever known me to say no?

just popped in for a quick drinky before i go out tonoight....a large san miguel please bar person. and then I am off to the new chinese in town ..mmmmmm

evening all......hmmmmm im off the booze at the moment, so it will have to be a slimline tonic with ice and a slice.....and i'll just nip out the back for one of my funny fags to "get me in the mood"........:D

do..doo..doo..beee.doo....

Hi everybody.....sorry I'm a little tiddled already...had to drown my sorrows.....

England lost - Scotland lost - Pompey lost...still at least Liverpool won! :unsure:

Whatcha havin' :cool2:

Aren't you supposed to be in the Group Hug forum young Coastie - you've been missed...

dont' go to the group hug Coastie .... there are some jolly japes going on in there that you're better off not knowing about..........

The polish dancers are outside in the coach...is everyone ready ...take you seats please..

Aren't you supposed to be in the Group Hug forum young Coastie - you've been missed...
shes pretending to be an innocent Ceri, as you know she tries this on every now and then, but we KNOW she is a little lust bunny really!

i may have to have a large vodka in this toinc, it just doesnt taste right......:huh: :laugh:

Hmmm, I'm sure I tripped over you on my way to the Corporal Punishment room Dol.. :glare:

Are You Ready For The Show!!!

Hmmm, I'm sure I tripped over you on my way to the Corporal Punishment room Dol.. :glare:
I was desparately lookking for the exit ....honest!

Are they topless? :ohmy:

EDIT: The dancers, I mean.

Ooo Cat thanks ever so much for sorting out tonights entertainment...I missed their debut and am so looking forward to seeing how they have come on under your gentle hand of guidance! :bye: :)

Oh and Queeenie......I am a sweet innocent little lust bunny!

I was desparately lookking for the exit ....honest!

So why were you clinging on to that Cat 'o' Nine Tails for grim life then, now eh?

So why were you clinging on to that Cat 'o' Nine Tails for grim life then, now eh?
Leave Cat out of this .....and they weren't tails I was grabbing!! :devil:

I don't know, these people who deny their mucky roots...

Bartender, can I get a bottle of your finest red please - something Spanish I think...

I would like to take great pride in welcoming the Cracavian Polish Dancers all the way from Zakapare in Poland. Leading the pack is Boguslaw a 28 year old graduate married with 2 children...his wife, Wikitonira is in the back ground holding the hands of both her mother Adelajda and her half sister Zuzanny.

Here they are are everyone....a big round of aplause.....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/polishdancing.jpg

Blimey. :eek:

I think I'd better get a Baileys chaser with that.

arn't they great....look at their leap, isn't it fantastic...apparently the one in the front with the beard, I think his names Knut...has the biggest ding dong you ever did see?

This is impressive stuff Cat...where on earth did you come across such a talented troop?

Oh right. NOW you're talking. :devil:

Blimey! :ohmy:

Is that REAL??!! :eek:

It is toooooooooooo big I think :unsure: :ohmy: :laugh:

ILS, do you want to share this wine? I am scared to drink alone...I think I am having delusions.

ILS, do you want to share this wine? I am scared to drink alone...I think I am having delusions.


Me to Ceri - pass the bottle over here!!! I'm not sure I could manage that! :unsure:

Steady on ILS! You've just poured half the bottle in there - that's a ruddy big glass!! :laugh:

the one in the front with the beard, I think his names Knut...has the biggest ding dong you ever did see?

Did you say he IS a Pole or he HAS...

And for the climax..this is where Knut is spun round by his brothers Oles and Flawjusz as he has the biggest balls. His sister in law has her arms outstretched to catch the spirit of the dance as it fly's from his pants.

Put you hands together please for the finalee of the Ploka Wilanowska......

HURAHHH

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/polishdancing2.jpg

Arn't they just the ********?

Arn't they just the ********?

Take the "the" out of that sentence and you may well have a point :glare:

And so a new standard of SOMBA Rooms entertainment is set...Cat thank-you...thank-you...thank-you to you and your troops of incredible dancers...... :cool2:

Now I have some dragon sausage and cheese laid at the end of the bar if your troop would like to endulge!

Thankyou Coastie...pheww, was a bit worried about how they were going to go down, but I think they did well.

They are already helping themselves to the buffett so kindly laid on.

Steady on ILS! You've just poured half the bottle in there - that's a ruddy big glass!! :laugh:

I don't do anything in half measures Ceri - you should know that by now!

Right.....Flips doing the all day breakfast thing today..since it is Sunday...and I'm off for a few days...cat, if you would be so kind as to keep an eye on things...oh and I've told the Cheese people not to accept any more orders from you so don't even go there! :laugh:

Right.....Flips doing the all day breakfast thing today..since it is Sunday...and I'm off for a few days...cat, if you would be so kind as to keep an eye on things...oh and I've told the Cheese people not to accept any more orders from you so don't even go there! :laugh:

No trouble Coastie...don't worry, I will cherish the bar as usual...might even put on a sunday lunch today with just the Polish Musicians playing.

See you in a few days :bye:

Cup of tea and a toasted cheese sandwich please...........did the hug end well last night??

Honestly Cat and Buzz is there any time of day or night that you two old soaks aren't in here!!!


I'll have an expresso and a copy of the Sunday Times and I'll be in the snug if you'd like to bring them over, thanks!

Honestly Cat and Buzz is there any time of day or night that you two old soaks aren't in here!!!

only when I am asleep......and then in my dreams!!

Right I'm up for a beer now....anyone else?

I have worked like a trojan this morning.....my little room is all sorted...Mr Cat has cleaned the rest of the house....MIL is on route...chicken in...

The Polish Dancers have nothing to do this afternoon so are going to have a jamming session here in the bar...hope nobody minds.

My round then......

just finished a huuuge lunch, baby and husband are both asleep, so I'm ready for a big comfy sofa and an amaretto on crushed ice please someone.

just finished a huuuge lunch, baby and husband are both asleep, so I'm ready for a big comfy sofa and an amaretto on crushed ice please someone.
There you go matey...

I am just about to eat..back post eaten.
x

Right, Floopy has chucked me and Dol out of the serious discussion on religion so I will have a big beer please to counteract the ****ty day I have had.

Thank you

Aw, Buzz, i was only joking, cmon back and vent your spleen

Buzz don't look at her - she is the deevil incarnate!


....and pass me a glass of house red please!

Aw, Buzz, i was only joking, cmon back and vent your spleen


No no. me and religion are not a good mix....like yourself I am a recovering catholic and after 25 years of constant praying I stay away from the whole issue now....

As an ex barmaid ( and a damn fine one too, well when I was sober at any rate - usually between the hours of 7-8pm!) I always steered well clear of any argument about politics or religion or the size of pork scratchings!

.... and now pass me the bottle of red wine - I've got the day off tomorrow so don't have to get up early!

.... Cat any chance of the Polish dancers again tonight?

OKay, just so loang as I didnt upset you.

Have a hot-cross bun on me

OKay, just so loang as I didnt upset you.

Have a hot-cross bun on me



no no no not upset......but I will have the bun thanks....

.... Cat any chance of the Polish dancers again tonight?
once more for the road then....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/polishdancing.jpg

Right, well my husband has just left me in favour of live music, a pub full of essex birds and several pints of lager.

I have an hour to kill before 24.

Darts anyone?

Right, well my husband has just left me in favour of live music, a pub full of essex birds and several pints of lager.

I have an hour to kill before 24.

Darts anyone?
Yeah go on then....where?

In the bouncy castle? :holiday:

go on then...lets polish dance our way out there...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/polishcouple.bmp

Watch my dust


http://www.barganews.com/whats_on/2002/piazzette/31_7_2002/assets/poland75.gif

..AVE IT!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/polishdancers.bmp

I don't think I can compete with that

http://europeforvisitors.com/europe/images/plan_belgium_ballet_bejart_male_dancer.jpg

You're being silly now....going to bed now...want a lift?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/tank.jpg

No thanks love, I'm going to watch 24.


Hang on, going tobed at 8.35?? Or are you going off with the squaddies in that there tank? :photo:

No thanks love, I'm going to watch 24.


Hang on, going tobed at 8.35?? Or are you going off with the squaddies in that there tank? :photo:
:naughty:

Oh yes!!

:gunsmilie

OO, I found me a fireman

:fireman:

Barman - a pint for Haydon - I think he deserves it, giving us all the new smilies :wink_kiss

That was fun.

I really really really am going to bed now.

Night night everyone....especially Haydon :naughty:

:w00t:

:bag:...... guess who??

CAT!! You drove the tank over my prize roses! :boxing:

Floops.....that fireman happens to be mine now go and find your own! :glare:

Drinks all round!

It's a bit early Coastie, but go on then. To celebrate you being back I'll have a bottle of bud :beer:

I was thinking a few jars to celebrate Bobs birthday! :w00t:

Hello Coastie, been missing you round these parts.

Save me a drink for later, I'm recovering from flu, feeling a bit better today so I'm sure I can manage a drink later on:)