I was thinking a few jars to celebrate Bobs birthday! :w00t:

Of course - line them up :beer: :laugh:

Awww Lord it's 'ard to be 'umble
When you're perfick in every waaay

*Hic * Hic *

Hopee biffdoo Boob! :drinking: :wine:

Coastie's back at work! Yippee!

and drunk as a skunk too

nOT DrunNK...JUsT A 'ITTL'E bIT happY ..... :kid:

Doo be doo dum daaaaa.... *BURP* ooo pardon me... :shocking:

nOT DrunNK...JUsT A 'ITTL'E bIT happY ..... :kid:

Doo be doo dum daaaaa.... *BURP* ooo pardon me... :shocking:


:drinking:............... :thumbsup: ................. :hug:

Just a reminder...the second Pixie Dancing lesson will commence this evening!

Now for those of you who didn't have all the gear last week I hope you have sorted yourselves out in time for this week....Floops is still very upset about the theft of her hat so if anyone has it...GIVE IT BACK! :glare:

I have a few bits n bobs for people to borrow...a couple of sets of boots with matching hats and a few pairs of wings....a £1 hire charge is required!

Miss, I'm unable to come to tonights lesson.
My mummy will send a letter to explain later on.
Honest, it will be her original signature, not a forged one.

Sneaks off to find pen and paper and letter with mummys signature on.

Andrea....

I am deeply dissapointed in you. You show so much potential in the world of Pixie Dancing and yet you seem willing to waste your talent! :sad:

Such a shame.

I will be available for next weeks lesson, and I may even bring my new all fangled pixie boots with me.

That's more like it.....now want a drink?

Oh go on then, whatever's on special today.:thumbsup:

I will be there Coastie and I have my own wings now :D

I am afraid I missed last weeks lesson...will I be able to catch up do you think? :unsure:

I'll show you what to do Buzz :D :laugh:

Right everybody.....

1st position.....and a

Point and spring
point and spring
twirl......twirl
point and spring
flap your wings
twirl....twirl


Oh ILS - exceptional....if you could do that again for the whole class to see......

Buzz...just watch Ils and you'll be fine!

Okey dokey I'm watching....these wings are bloody heavy though......can I do to the toilet??

Buzz.....you should have gone before we started! :glare:

Right everybody (thank-you ILS)....

3rd position and....

Squatt and sprring
and twirl and
balance on one leg
and squat and spring
and twirl.......

Buzz.....you should have gone before we started! :glare:

Right everybody (thank-you ILS)....

3rd position and....

Squatt and sprring
and twirl and
balance on one leg
and squat and spring
and twirl.......


If you want me to squat and spring you gonna have to let me weeeee first :shocking:

Buzz go to the toilet, we want no weeeeeeeing on the floor - it will make it slippery!!!

I dunno you come in here to have a few quiet beers and all these wimmin are creating a draft - shut your legs ILS!

Dol...glad you could join us...now here's a hat and some boots if you could take a position next to Ils that would be good....

and one, two, spring, three, twirl!

I dunno you come in here to have a few quiet beers and all these wimmin are creating a draft - shut your legs ILS!

Come on Dol don't be a spoil sport, you are only jealous you can't open your legs like that :naughty: :w00t: :laugh:

Phew....well done everybody!

Time for drinkies! :w00t:

Time for drinkies! :w00t:

Yay! on the house I hope :D

Ooo - I'm not too late am I. (Elbows way into line)

I've brought along Wings like you asked for Coastie. 'Band on the Run' - Is that ok?

Pixies are stoopid.

nah nah

*runs*

Pixies are stoopid.

nah nah

*runs*

If they are that stupid.... why was you crying last week when I nicked your wings? :devil: :w00t:

cos I wanted to be a fairy :cry:

I'm sure Coastie will let you be a fairy Floops.........

I'll just sit at the bar and watch if you dont' mind.

Nox...don't push in, come and sit next to me here. :naughty:

Mr Cat has had a load of dental work done this evening.. :shutup: so is not in the finest fetal.

I had a very cosmopolitan PTA meeting earlier..the secretary couldn't make it so we squished (all 3 of us ) into my office (sorry our office Buzz) and had her on the phone on loud speaker. Simultaneously I typed up the minutes on the computer - then email a draft to her.

How times have changed.

:pimp:

I'm sure Coastie will let you be a fairy Floops.........

Floops.....I have done some research and discovered that fairies dance in a very similar way to Pixies so you are more than welcome to be a fairy and still take part in the Pixie Dancing Classes!

Nox...sorry dear but you were a little late...now please try and be on time next week!

Drinks are half price for the next 3hrs! :thumbsup:

Drinks are half price for the next 3hrs! :thumbsup:

I like it when you are here Coastie :thumbsup: that Cat never has an happy hour! :sad:


Bottle of Bud please :beer:

Floops.....I have done some research and discovered that fairies dance in a very similar way to Pixies so you are more than welcome to be a fairy and still take part in the Pixie Dancing Classes!

Fank yoo, but I won't be able to come to next week's class cos, did I mention, I'll be on HOLIDAY :funky: :w00t:

Oooo how exciting....In that case I think that we should all enjoy a special holiday cocktail!

Drink up peeps it's party time! :naughty:

Yay :funky:

Cat has stated that due to the success of the Polish dancers last week she is willing to bring along some more of her friends to entertain you all tonight.....

In fact I am seriously considering upping Cat's wages and giving her the job of 'Entertainments Manager' ....what do you all think?

Sack her, she's rubbish

Sack her, she's rubbish


I agree, get rid of her now, why you can :wacko:

a pint of your finest stella artois please barman/woman......i've got that "friday feeling" :p :p

Hello there my good friends..Queenie and Coastie.

Queenie I will join your pint of Stella with a pint of strongbow of my own....for I too have that Friday (if not very tired) feeling.

I have a big suprise for later....just waiting for a telephone of confirmation and tonights entertainment will be revealed.

GULP!!!

Hi Cat :wave:

Would you like a drink?
Champange? http://www.diegotorres.com.ar/mensajeitor/foro/caritas/120103_emA55_prv1.gif

Yes please ils...I'll have it as a chaser to my cider.

What are your plans for this evening???

What are your plans for this evening???

I'm going to the chat room for a booze up, as Floops, Cockney & Gigi are off on holiday tomorrow :beer:

Ooo I see....off to the competition eh Ils.....I tell ya that Chat room bar don't give the high brow entertainment you get here you know! :mad2:

Cat..bring on the dancers!

Entertainment tonight!!

Andrew Van Buren
The spin doctor who gives it to you on a plate
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/Platespinning.jpg
Andrew and his lovely assistant Felicity will keep you on the edge of your seat.

7.30pm TONIGHT

Woooo woooo.....looks great...can't wait....anyone still milling in that dive of a chat room will be missing out on what looks like a fantastico performance by Mr Van Buren! :laugh:

At least we've been saved from the goat milking demonstration that Cat was threatening to 'entertain' us with.

At least we've been saved from the goat milking demonstration that Cat was threatening to 'entertain' us with.

To be honest that sounds more interesting than plate spinning :bag:

To be honest that sounds more interesting than plate spinning :bag: :pooh: on your head.

:pooh: on your head.

Now that is not very nice Cat especially after I bought you a bottle of
http://www.diegotorres.com.ar/mensajeitor/foro/caritas/120103_emA55_prv1.gif

Now that is not very nice Cat especially after I bought you a bottle of
http://www.diegotorres.com.ar/mensajeitor/foro/caritas/120103_emA55_prv1.gif
Fair doo's ils.

Can I have some help in moving the chairs and tables back please. Mr Van Buren makes a suprise entrance that requires a clear run....

Barperson can I have a stongbull and vodka for Mr Van Buren and a pint of bitter for Felicity please....

Cat, do we have enough plates in this joint?

I know you wanted us to provide extra plates, but there's no way he's getting his hands on my Noddy and Big Ears plate so there.

Cat, do we have enough plates in this joint?

I know you wanted us to provide extra plates, but there's no way he's getting his hands on my Noddy and Big Ears plate so there.
Lordy you are such a worry wart Nox! Andrew will be bringing his own plates..and Felicity clears up afterwards apparently.

Another Stongbull and Vodka for Andrew and a pint of bitter for Felicity please bar person.

Can we dim the lights please.

I woud like to introduce Andrew Van Buren and his beautifull assistant Felicity.

You are about to witness a spectacular act, even a rarity. It really is a joy to witness such brilliant plate spinning. Its all a credit to the young and dashing Mr Andrew Van Buren.

Prepare yourselves for a porceleain plate spinning routine that is extremeley nail biting!!!

May I proudly introduce....

ANDREW VAN BUREN..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/spinonabike.jpg

Stand back please.

Here he goes...watch the concentration.....feel his penitration...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/Platespin2.jpg

The man is a genius...spy his flick control..second to none...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/plate4.jpg

He his is back on his unicycle keeping those plates at spin city.....god is he sexy!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/spinonabike.jpg

For the finalee we have the wonderfull Mr Van Buren spinning multipli plates.

This really has been a true spectical of gift and talent.

Spin those plates you sexy van man...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/plate5.jpg

ROUND OF APPLAUSE ANDY.

Well done and thankyou.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/roundofapplause.jpg

Andy Van Buren is a fake - he's actually a bingo caller from Prestatyn

Andy Van Buren is a fake - he's actually a bingo caller from Prestatyn
Oh **** Off

Bravo, bravo, more more.

Don't worry Cat, that Floopy don't appreciate real talent when she sees it - philistine.

Thank goodness my Noddy plate is safe - I admit I was a bit worried for a moment there.

You have no taste Nox, they were crap ! :D

legs eleven, see I told you

Right I do feel it is that time again....beer anyone??

Where's bloody peej recently thats what I want to know...could do with a good old verbal battering.

:pimp:

Right I do feel it is that time again....beer anyone??


Yes please Cat, a bottle of Stella please :beer:

diet coke with ice and lemon please serving wench :w00t: .................:p :wink_kiss

Stella for ils and diet coke for Queenie..

What shall we do tonight then???

Stella for ils and diet coke for Queenie..

What shall we do tonight then???


Could I have a beer before you start debating the nigts entertainment.....

There you go Buzz.....have two.

I have been thinking about the fax machine all day....how sad am I.

I have been thinking about the fax machine all day....how sad am I


what have you been thinking cat???? :huh: :huh:

thanks for the beer :w00t:

What shall we do tonight then???

I'm all for getting smashed! :drinking:

I'm all for getting smashed! :drinking:


Hmmmm, now there's an idea.......should I drink or should I not????















:drinking: :wine: :beer: Ummmmmmmmmm

im getting worried girls.........i havent had boooooze since new year and im not that bothered about having any, do you think i could be sickening for something :unsure:

im getting worried girls.........i havent had boooooze since new year and im not that bothered about having any, do you think i could be sickening for something :unsure:


yes :ohmy:

im getting worried girls.........i havent had boooooze since new year and im not that bothered about having any, do you think i could be sickening for something :unsure:
I think you could actually be dead and this is the spirit of Queeeenie posting.

That would be the answer in my case.

Hmmmm, now there's an idea.......should I drink or should I not????















:drinking: :wine: :beer: Ummmmmmmmmm

Join me why don't you. :shutup:

Join me why don't you. :shutup:


Ok...............god I am sooooo easily led astray it's pathetic :unsure:

what have you been thinking cat???? :huh: :huh:

thanks for the beer :w00t:
I'm just so annoyed with myself and want to riggle out of this somehow...I am forming plans in my head.

I think you could actually be dead and this is the spirit of Queeeenie posting.

That would be the answer in my case.
best change my name to smirnoff then :laugh: mind you, i have never been an "at home" boozer, ive always been a full on night out, stella and vodka swilling:wine:, loud and lairey gobsh**e truth be told.....but im sure you would be shocked to hear that about me :blush::laugh:

Well I am glad you are all joining me! :beer: :wine:

Has cat sorted out any entertainment for tonigt??
I need to know if it will be better than going to watch ANT and DEC on telly.

Has cat sorted out any entertainment for tonigt??
I need to know if it will be better than going to watch ANT and DEC on telly.
No entertainment tonight Buzz...

No entertainment tonight Buzz...


why not cat??? no polish dancers, plate spinning...nothing???

Can't be arsed..

I need a large drink of something! :sad:

Here Coasite - have a large vodka and tonic! ... and a pack of pork scratchings.


We will have a whip round later and get that money together for you!

I'll have to decline the pork scratchings....I'm trying to be good at the moment....failing miserably but trying all the same! :sad:

Could I have a 'Susie's Sparkle' please barman :wine:

I am getting in practice for my birthday next week! :drinking:

*Coastie...now feeling at ease with the world...and cyber-tiddled...totters over to the bar and pours Ils the best drinky poos she is ever likely to get from this place....

There you go sweetie! :wink_kiss

Forget making a drink just give me an intravenus drip of caffine...I am struggling to keep my eyes open! :closedeye

Anyone like to join me in a cup of tea????

It' s a bit early but I would love a large capaccino. Tea makes me sick first thing in the morning.

I'll join you both but tea for me please :thumbsup:

I'll join you both but tea for me please :thumbsup:


right one cappa whasit and a tea coming up........cat do you want a half cup???

right one cappa whasit and a tea coming up........cat do you want a half cup???
you cheeky mare. Actually I had quite a catastrophe with my tea this morning...up early as usual had one cup then run out of milk!!! had to get in the car - go to cash point to get money then buy some milk at 7AM!!!!

On the beer now...bottles of bud fresh from the freezer.

Anyone joining me??? :pimp:

Just a coffee for me please, think I had my fair share of alcohol last night.

Anyone joining me??? :pimp:

I will Cat :beer:

Cheers :drinking:

There you go Andrea....how did last night go the...did you pull? And please tell me you didnt' dance like your little icon thingy.

I will Cat :beer:

Cheers :drinking:
Cheers ils me dear.

No Cat, like this http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/5/5_1_125.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYAXGB):)

No Cat, like this http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/5/5_1_125.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYAXGB):)
I shall be expecting to see this little manouver in the flesh Mrs.

I shall have a glass of wine please......... :wine:

Oh absolutely, I'm going to give ils a quick lesson in the hotel the night prior and then there will be a twosome of twizzlers.

I can twizzle with the best http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/5/5_1_125.gif

I can twizzle with the best http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/5/5_1_125.gif


cant wait to see it ladies........cant wait

Another beer ladies....

Yes please Cat :beer:

.....a couple of beers for me please bartender, btw - who IS the bartender these days,I can't remember the last time I paid for a drink in here!
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_7_5.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYAXGB)

I'm on the Shloer for a bit, over did it the other night. Well I over did it by my standards. I think what I can handle would be an apperatif to some here :bag:

Oh have a bud and be done bob you fusey so and so.

:pimp:

I shall take up the offer of a beer or six please......I thank you :beer:

Oh have a bud and be done bob you fusey so and so.

:pimp:
Not likely I'm going out for a run in 10 minutes, can't have me burping all the way round the block. But maybe when I get back eh. Cheers :drinking:

Cat...please do not keep serving dressed in your 'Chicago' outfit.....it scares the punters!

Peeeeeej.....so ya wanna dance? I've put a few extra smoochies on the juke box for tonight and tommorow! :naughty:

oooh baggsie me smoochie with peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeej first.

Don't want soiled goods


:w00t:

Nope....I own the bar and I get first dance with the resident stud muffin!

Will you two pleeeease stop fighting over me! there is plenty to go around! :naughty:

Okay Peej....I suppose you do have size 15 feet...so yeah..pleanty to go around right! :naughty:

They do say that, you can have feet that are to big :wink2:

Okay Peej....I suppose you do have size 15 feet...so yeah..pleanty to go around right! :naughty:
It's actually size 11. I blatantly lied for attention. Im ashamed. :cry:

It's actually size 11. I blatantly lied for attention. Im ashamed. :cry:


So you should be PJ, I think because of your deception all drinks should be on you! :laugh:

I'll have a Susie's Sparkle please :D :wink2:

So you should be PJ, I think because of your deception all drinks should be on you! :laugh:

I'll have a Susie's Sparkle please :D :wink2:
Fine :glare: I'll be careful not to pi$$ in it, shall I?

Fine :glare: I'll be careful not to pi$$ in it, shall I?

Now that is not very nice PJ - I am very disappointed in you! :cry:

There was I thinking what a lovely young man you are, was I mistaken?
:laugh:

I'll have a bottle of bud please peej...with the top still on, I have my own opener..Cheers. :thumbsup:

How are you today my little dentistrial one? Mr Cat is just having crown work done that is costing him £700...he's ever so pleased. :ohmy:

Buds alround and Champers...I'm celebrating becoming an auntie for the third time round....yeeehaaa! :wub:

Buds alround and Champers...I'm celebrating becoming an auntie for the third time round....yeeehaaa! :wub:
Let's wet that baby's head! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_4_14.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYAXGB)

Oh go on then.....I'll have a glass of champers with you ladies.... :wine:

Yay...here you go all.....and an extra few glasses for Cat....don't want her seeing my latest poem sober...she might take it the wrong way! :blush:

Yay...here you go all.....and an extra few glasses for Cat....don't want her seeing my latest poem sober...she might take it the wrong way! :blush:
Be afraid, Coastie, be very afraid......

I am...you know when you hit enter then think...oops.... :blush:

I'll join you in a glass or two of Champers to wet your neices head Coastie http://tcwozere.co.uk/smileys/1pourwine.gif http://www.diegotorres.com.ar/mensajeitor/foro/caritas/120103_emA55_prv1.gif

Be afraid, Coastie, be very afraid......
Yep I'll accept a glass from you Coastie as long as its got peej and his enormous appendage spinning on top of it.

Where's this poem then.


:photo:

Yep I'll accept a glass from you Coastie as long as its got peej and his enormous appendage spinning on top of it.

Where's this poem then.


:photo:


you don't want to know....really you don't





look in the books threads........

Shhhhh....oh well done Buzz...you really didn't need to tell her....Thanks a bunch! :glare:

I'm in for it now.....maybe if I hide..... :bag:

Been and seen.

I am fine. :gunsmilie

Does that mean I can come out now..... :bag:

I wouldn't if I were you Coastie, the girl's got gun and she knows how to use 'em!!

It's okay Dol.....my bra is like a sheild of steal....besides I have just slapped her silly in a rhymatic fight! :boxing:

I shall partake in a glass of bubbly to celebrate Auntie Coastie http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_15_26.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYAXGB)

I don't want to break the good spirit and all that but I ordered a cappuccino a couple of days ago and I am still waiting....

Oops sorry Tonee....here a nice frothy cappaccino with added chocky sprinkles....on the house! Would you like one of Flips speciality Cookies too? :)

Oops sorry Tonee....here a nice frothy cappaccino with added chocky sprinkles....on the house! Would you like one of Flips speciality Cookies too? :)

yes please

They are very famous in cyber world now....she really has mastered the art of cookie making that Flip....

Enjoy!

.....and when you're done join us for a spot of bubbly why don't ya!

They are very famous in cyber world now....she really has mastered the art of cookie making that Flip....

Enjoy!

.....and when you're done join us for a spot of bubbly why don't ya!
Bubbly with guinness ...what do they call that ....black velvet...yum yes please.... although my ultimate fav is a black russian but just this once I will lower myself for a black velvet...

I'll have another glass Coastie, it is really rather nice - hic http://www.diegotorres.com.ar/mensajeitor/foro/caritas/120103_emA55_prv1.gif

Shhhhh I iz trin to sweep....hic-hic....did ya knooow I have anoveer neeeeish....hic-hic....

do do do....

Puddy Cat wotchooo put in dat last dwink ya pawed for me?

t-he....giggle...t-he...hic!

My drink please??

Snoring!

Huh....what....oh yeah...sorry Tonee...I think Cat must have spiked my drink....here one large Black Velvet with dodgey umbrella!

Sorry Coastie but it is too late now. The question is do I have coffee to wake me up more or something to help me get back to sleep? What would you recommend?

A wobbly coffee........ :)

I dont know about the quality assurance issues in this bar? I am returning again for a cappuccino because, well because I like them and the last one you served, after a lengthy ordering process, was actually quite nice.

Hey Tonee this bar has a 5 star rating so quality is assured.....unless Cats running the joint for me and well....you know Cat!

Here's hot n frothy cappaccino with sprinkles and a choice of Cookies....

Flip has just finished baking them so their still warm....

We have choc chip, choc n nut, choc n dried fruit (these are esspecially nice)......

Thanks for the hot coffee and welcoming service. I am gulping and resting my weary head again but I will be back later.

Anyone for a beer (god hope tonee dosn't answer that, she's been on the lash for 48 hours now).

Whilst I'm here....any requests for Friday nights entertainment?

Anyone for a beer (god hope tonee dosn't answer that, she's been on the lash for 48 hours now).

Whilst I'm here....any requests for Friday nights entertainment?

Pint of bud if you are asking (and paying)...

Friday - transvestite bingo

Bud for me too :beer:

I'm off out Friday night so I won't be here !

Pint of bud if you are asking (and paying)...

Friday - transvestite bingo
Oh Hello tonee, didn't see you there .... under that table. Here's a bud then.

Bingo. could be arranged....could be. Probably not for this friday tho as might take a bit of arranging.

Shall we just get ****ed instead?

Bud for me too :beer:

I'm off out Friday night so I won't be here !
Where you going ils...anywhere nice?

Oh Hello tonee, didn't see you there .... under that table. Here's a bud then.

Bingo. could be arranged....could be. Probably not for this friday tho as might take a bit of arranging.

Shall we just get ****ed instead?


no.........gof or the bingo it's great fun...I went last friday and had a whale of a time.... :ninja:

we can still get ****ed tooo

edited to say...I'll call the numbers.......two fat ladies 88, I know all the lingo....

Where you going ils...anywhere nice?

I'm going out for a meal and a drink with my mates to celebrate my birthday (not that I want to celebrate being another year older :sad: )

But any excuse for a **** up :beer:

no.........gof or the bingo it's great fun...I went last friday and had a whale of a time.... :ninja:

we can still get ****ed tooo

edited to say...I'll call the numbers.......two fat ladies 88, I know all the lingo....
It's not that simple Buzz. My entertainment nights dont' just appear at the flick of a switch you know...they take planning. AND if people want to play bingo I can do it, but not for this friday.

ALL RIGHT!!

....god..............mutter.................mutter .................

Cup of tea please...I am not really awake yet...need the caffeine to kick start my system....what shall I do today??

I'll join you with a cup of tea there Buzz.

The Fredmeister is sat with me having a breakfast of mini pre cooked sausages and 2 slices of turkey ham, how European!

I'll join you with a cup of tea there Buzz.

The Fredmeister is sat with me having a breakfast of mini pre cooked sausages and 2 slices of turkey ham, how European!


Not European...you just can be arsed to make his proper breakfast can you :laugh: :laugh:

Not European...you just can be arsed to make his proper breakfast can you :laugh: :laugh:
It's what he wanted....

I joined him with some camembert on swedish crackers and the final quarter of my half term pork pie.

Top Tip
Pork pie is not nice for breakfast.......Bazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel

It's what he wanted....

I joined him with some camembert on swedish crackers and the final quarter of my half term pork pie.

Top Tip
Pork pie is not nice for breakfast.......Bazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel


yewwww pork pie is not nice for breakfast your are right, but then only you would TRY pork pie for breakfast.....

anyway here;s your half cup of tea.

top tip - never make cat a full cup of tea cos she doesn't drink it!!

Could I join you girlies for a cup of tea please? (I'm having a quick skive from work)

Could I join you girlies for a cup of tea please? (I'm having a quick skive from work)


But of course ils....do you take sugar and milk in your tea?? or are you a lemon person??

Wuld you like a whole cup or just a half??? :D

Course you can ils.....have my other half.

Going to get dressed now...my new tops have arrived - the sexy vest and the long sleeved beige one from the Mannequin seller....they both look lovely, will be wearing them into town me thinks.

Course you can ils.....have my other half.



Cheers Cat :D

Cheer Cat :D
HURAHH for Cat!

You're not suppose to cheer yourself Cat :laugh:

Is it too early for a cold beer? I need an excuse to go for an afternoon nap......

You're not suppose to cheer yourself Cat :laugh:


We are trying to encouage cat to 'come out of herself'. We are a little concerned that she is too shy and withdrawn. This is step one of a One Step programme, which is probably all she'll need. :blink:

We are trying to encouage cat to 'come out of herself'. We are a little concerned that she is too shy and withdrawn. This is step one of a One Step programme, which is probably all she'll need. :blink:

Well if she comes out of herself any more she will be an empty shell :laugh:

Well if she comes out of herself any more she will be an empty shell :laugh:

You edited..I have the proof.

You edited..I have the proof.


I did edit, but even if I had meant 'Cheer Cat' you shouldn't cheer yourself. ....

So there, stick it in your pipe and smoke it!!! :devil:

Anyone for tea and crumpets this wet and dreary morning????

I love nicely toasted crumpet in the morning :naughty:

Anyone for tea and crumpets this wet and dreary morning????

I love nicely toasted crumpet in the morning :naughty:

I would love tea and crumpets Buzz, thanks :thumbsup:

Ooh, Buzz, tea and crumpets sounds like a perfect start to the day.

Get me ready for the childrens party I'm going to this afternoon:wacko:

Get me ready for the childrens party I'm going to this afternoon:wacko:

Lucky you Andrea :blink: :laugh:

I know, 15, 3,4 and 5 year olds running around.

at least its in one of these play area thingies, and my friend doesn't have to do any food, its all prepared.

I think i might try and sneak out and have half an hour peace and a bit of shopping to myself :D

Oh that's not so bad, it is really only the noise that is the problem.

The worst ones are the ones you have at home, not only do you have the noise but all the mess to clear up afterwards :mad:

Yep, that'll be me in March. Youngest son turns 4 and we are having a party for him.

Although not at home, at the playgroup he used to go to. It's £9 to book for 2hrs and there are all the toys there they can play with as well. And we are going to do all the traditional games, pass the parcel, musical bumps etc.

But alas, there will be tidying up after, but hubby can't get out of this one, he has booked the week off:devil:

I think it's time this bar is open, I thought Cat was looking after it!

Anyway until she turns up I will man the bar!

So what does everyone want?

A pint of guinness please, nice and cold...

Coming up Tonee :beer: perhaps the guinness will help you get over your weirdness :wacko:

Coming up Tonee :beer: perhaps the guinness will help you get over your weirdness :wacko:
Drown it more like until it emerges tomorrow. The things I have to do. Thanks for the quick service ILS. I will write an evaluation slip (do you have any?)

Notes that Tonee is the only one in the bar.

THE DRINKS ARE ON ME

Hope my credit is still good ILS.

Notes that Tonee is the only one in the bar.

THE DRINKS ARE ON ME

Hope my credit is still good ILS.
Cheers for that. Drinking guinness too?

I'm afraid not Nox - your last cheque bounced all the way to Bradford :sad:

I'm afraid we can only accept Cash from you in future :ohmy:

Are the drinks still on you?

I'm afraid not Nox - your last cheque bounced all the way to Bradford :sad:

I'm afraid we can only accept Cash from you in future :ohmy:

Are the drinks still on you?


YES FROM NOX

Yours is on the house Tonee but Nox can't have anything until I can see the colour of her money :laugh:

Yours is on the house Tonee but Nox can't have anything until I can see the colour of her money :laugh:
Excellent. This is a 5 star establishment. Ill be back!

Oh Good evening...sorry I'm late ils but I have been very creative.

I'm going to have a white wine please, chilled...why is Nox running down the road in great haste - is her credit limit up again?

I am very pleased with myself, I bought a carving of an African man off ebay and I have been making it into a table lamp. It cost £6, the fittings cost £4.50, the shadewas one I had already and I bought a tassle trim which I sewed to the edgings...I have just taken some photo's but my flash isn't very good, will try again tomorrow.

Anyone joining me?

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Nice cold beer please ils...........


anyone else want one...........

Bloomin cheek!

Waves a £10,000 note in front of ILS face, and hope she doesn't notice the word 'Monopoly' stamped on it.

Hmmm, that vodka you just gave me after checking my slate, looks suspiciously like a glass of water ILS :sad:

Oh Good evening...sorry I'm late ils but I have been very creative.

I'm going to have a white wine please, chilled...why is Nox running down the road in great haste - is her credit limit up again?

I am very pleased with myself, I bought a carving of an African man off ebay and I have been making it into a table lamp. It cost £6, the fittings cost £4.50, the shadewas one I had already and I bought a tassle trim which I sewed to the edgings...I have just taken some photo's but my flash isn't very good, will try again tomorrow.

Anyone joining me?

(

Does the word ebay addiction mean anything to you? Get yourself 2 drinks to drown your spending spree!

Oh go on then...that one didn't even touch the sides...a chilled white wine Buzzulation please.

Waves a £10,000 note in front of ILS face, and hope she doesn't notice the word 'Monopoly' stamped on it.

Hmmm, that vodka you just gave me after checking my slate, looks suspiciously like a glass of water ILS :sad:

Do you think I came down in the last shower Nox? :laugh:

You can only have water until you get some REAL money :wallbash:

Oh Good evening...sorry I'm late ils but I have been very creative.

I'm going to have a white wine please, chilled...why is Nox running down the road in great haste - is her credit limit up again?

I am very pleased with myself, I bought a carving of an African man off ebay and I have been making it into a table lamp. It cost £6, the fittings cost £4.50, the shadewas one I had already and I bought a tassle trim which I sewed to the edgings...I have just taken some photo's but my flash isn't very good, will try again tomorrow.

Anyone joining me?

(

It's ok Cat, you have a good reason for being late, as long as you buy me a drink I let you off this time!

I'll have a double vodka & a J20 orange and passion fruit please :wine:

Oh for goodness sake...ils will you please get nox a drink and I shall pay......








NOX - neck the drink and run.....................very fast........cos I ain't got any money either......

.ils will you please get nox a drink and I shall pay.

Now Cat's here Buzz, she makes the decisions on who can be served and who can't.... :D

Now Cat's here Buzz, she makes the decisions on who can be served and who can't.... :D


well nox, we're well in here then. cos cat never refuses anyone a drink.........

Certainly don't...Nox, Buzz what would you like.

I am feeling so pleased with myself and my new lamp.

Infact...I'm going to run down to the cellar and get out 10 bottles of chilled 1967 Vin Der Plonk.

Ils grab the nibbles and lets have a party!

Certainly don't...Nox, Buzz what would you like.

I am feeling so pleased with myself and my new lamp.

Infact...I'm going to run down to the cellar and get out 10 bottles of chilled 1967 Vin Der Plonk.

Ils grab the nibbles and lets have a party!
Can I gatecrash?

Can I gatecrash?
You dont' have to gatecrash...you're invited!!! I've called me mate and a disco will be set up within the hour.

Ils grab the nibbles and lets have a party!

Yay :funky:


Is it in celebration of my birthday tomorrow as I am not in til late?

lets karaoke to i will survive

lets karaoke to i will survive

I'm up for that tonee :D

I'm up for that tonee :D
Cool. go on then go, walk out the door, just turn around them because you don't love me anymore...la la

weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye, did you think I'd crumble, did you think I'd lay down and die....Oh no, not I

All together now!

Yay :funky:


Is it in celebration of my birthday tomorrow as I am not in til late?
YES!! Of course it is.

Oh ****.....ils birthday tomorrow..

YES!! Of course it is.

Oh ****.....ils birthday tomorrow..

You had forgotten, hadn't you Cat? :cry:

You had forgotten, hadn't you Cat? :cry:
NO!









.

ok ok you don't have to shout :cry: :cry:

[QUOTE=Cat]NO!


Psstttt Cat................shall I go to Tesco's now???? :ninja:

[QUOTE=Cat]NO!


Psstttt Cat................shall I go to Tesco's now???? :ninja:
Yes please...£3 each...nice chocs or flowers??

Cat buy me a drink.

Im taking over for the early morning shift for those true enduring souls.....

now what will it be?

Cat buy me a drink.
Of course, right away.........anything else :naughty:

Im taking over for the early morning shift for those true enduring souls.....

now what will it be?

tonee, seeing I am buying PJ I shall get you one too....I'm going to have a large cup of tea with a tia maria chaser.

Tea please cat.........a full cup if you would.

Not much planned for today, ironing and housework me thinks. Mr B is off so he can have the pleasure of the company of the mini buzzes and let me get on.

I'll have a bucks fizz please to start the day, as it is my Birthday, does anyone want to join me?

I'll have a bucks fizz please to start the day, as it is my Birthday, does anyone want to join me?


Oh yes please ils........I love bucks fizz.......

Are you having a nice day so far???

Are you having a nice day so far???

Very nice thanks Buzz, the postman has delivered loads of cards including a lovely one from miss ils :wub: and my wonderful boys gave me tatty teddy presents :wub: (my favourite bear) :D

Of course I will join you in a celebratry birthday bucks fizz, how could I not http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_4_13.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYAXGB)

I'm having a nice cold beer, but must admit to feeling a bit woozy after my long run this morning and my afternoon of pampering. But my little nails look lovely ("ooh you have got lovely healthy nails") and my feet are so clean!!!.

I'll try another one and see if that makes me feel any better.

:pimp:

A glass of chilled dry white wine please!


... and where's the entertainment?

get my bud ILS a bud cos it's her birthday! :beer: :funky:

A glass of chilled dry white wine please!


... and where's the entertainment?

get my bud ILS a bud cos it's her birthday! :beer: :funky:
a whiskey mac ie a whiskey with greens ginger wine just the thing for a friday night. Anyone care to join?

Entertainment tonight Dolly Bird is a fantastic Magician.

He will be appearing at 9pm....just confirming details now.


Watch this space...

Appearing tonight!!
Ed Stivala - Magician
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/ed.jpg

Ed Stivals is a new breed of magician, he will captive and entertain you with his psychological and physical illusion.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/edstring.jpg

Can you afford to miss this spectacular event!
9pm Here at the Bar

He's a Bedford boy too!!!

And here we go everyone (well Nox), please can you stand a give a big round of applause for
ED STIVALA
The Magician with People Power.

Diving straight in there then Ed....guess the card to be scewered next...go on I dare you.....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/cutmycarded.jpg

anyone guess??

..too slow...you've got to keep up.

Moving on to the next trick...

will he or won't he...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/candleed.jpg

..blow it out....lordy I'm at the edge of me seat.

BLIMEY...there is no stopping this local lad....he's gone straight for the string...

How long is that then

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/edstring.jpg

...anyone hazzard a guess.

Is this spooky or what!


WHATS NEXT ED

BLIMEY!!! its the what glass is it under gag.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/edballs.jpg

BUT WE CAN SEE ED THEY ARE SEE THROUGH!!!

...ahrrr, but are they...look a little closer.

Oh No!! its nearly all over...but Ed has one final performance that will blow your mind...

He calls it "on your ed son!!!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/edandhead.jpg

SPLAT!!


BRILLIANT!

Big round of applause then for Ed Stivala...the Bedford boy with balls.

HURAHH!!!

blimey - I need a whiskey to steady me nerves after that mind blowing performance!

.... and well done to you Cat - do you get 10% of his earnings!

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Well done Cat for providing some brilliant entertainment. I just got here in time.

At first, I thought he was the guy from Little Britain....."Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, only my eyes, look into my eyes"

Now I'd love a glass of wine please, if I may.

blimey - I need a whiskey to steady me nerves after that mind blowing performance!

.... and well done to you Cat - do you get 10% of his earnings!
Nah...I just get to keep the head.

Nah...I just get to keep the head.


Out of which no doubt she will make a lamp..........

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cat
Nah...I just get to keep the head.




Out of which no doubt she will make a lamp..........



omg! I'm not sure I want to meet either of you two! you sound like the gruesome twosome!

I've heard of giving good head but that's ridiculous! :ohmy:

Gruesome???? cheeky mare.......... :boxing:

Damn, missed the performance again.

Hey, who left this severed head lying on the floor? Can't you get those bloomin magicians to clear up after themselves Cat. If I'd tripped over that it could have resulted in a nasty accident. :mad2:

BTW - I'm testing avatars to see if any of them suit me, so I'm going to be in and out of the ladies like a blue arsed fly until I find something I like.

Well I'm glad I missed that performance! :laugh:


Could I have a large cup of tea please - I'm very dry this morning :sad:

Ooo now you're talking ILS....one large brew coming up!

Morning Coastie...cupper for moi please. Did you like the entertainment? Sorry about not clearing up the bloody, but my curry arrived.

Ils, how was your night out...did you pull?

Cat....I have put you in for a raise....your performance as the Entertainments Manager has been exceptional...I thank-you...now here's your well deserved cuppa! :)

Ils, how was your night out...did you pull?

I had a great time Cat thanks :D