thats nice

fosters for me and what ever beer the lady wants

have you had your hair done it looks very nice

I have only done it myself today, but I am having it done at the hairdressers on Friday morning so it will look really nice for the weekend!

Beers alround then...woo woo....not long now and we can actually do this for real.

Cockney are you scared?

I'm very excited :w00t:

Is no one having a drink with me then.....You boring bunch of tossers :bag:

Is no one having a drink with me then.....You boring bunch of tossers :bag:

get them in girl mines a Pint

Pint of the black stuff for me please

You boring bunch of tossers :bag:

Who are you calling a boring bunch of tossers? eh eh? :gunsmilie

oohh...pint of guinuesss (can never spell it) for tonee and an orange fizz for Cockney.

Welcome guys.

Ok here a good song



Wave your knickers in the air stick a deck chair up your nose



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You know you know it to the tune of Aggado



Altogether now 1234 stick ah

oohh...pint of guinuesss (can never spell it) for tonee and an orange fizz for Cockney.

Welcome guys.

Don't I get a drink Cat?

Ok here a good song



Wave your knickers in the air stick a deck chair up your nose



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Excellent song there Cockney, and catchy!

Don't I get a drink Cat?
Sorry matey...here you go.

Bloody hope Cockneys not going to do Agadoo Stylee things on saturday. :bag:

Bloody hope Cockneys not going to do Agadoo Stylee things on saturday. :bag:

If he does we will have to pretend we don't know him! :bag:

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Very thick skinned and head

Just don’t let me drink Stella

buy a jumbo jet
and bury all your clothes

Is it happy hour and is Cockney drunk again?

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Very thick skinned and head

Just don’t let me drink Stella

That smilie is disgusting :sick::laugh:


Why what happens if you drink Stella ?

Cockney drunk again?



I have heard that so many times and some how the ones that say it always fall over drunk befor I do

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Very thick skinned and head

Just don’t let me drink Stella
You can drink Stongbow with me then.

:bye:

That smilie is disgusting :sick::laugh:


Why what happens if you drink Stella ?

You don't want to know



But it gets worse than when I have had 14 pints of Guinness

ask Floopy later as I am going to watch the telly soon

You can drink Stongbow with me then.

:bye:

or Strongbow that just makes me sick

Evening all.........a nice cold beer please, whoever is in charge.....

How is everyone today...friggin cold innit.....

evening all, I refuse to tell tales of Cockney's drunkeness, cos it only encourages him - find out for yourselves on Saturday

I fancy a nibble, but all I can see is empty stoneware dishes on the bar. Have you lot eaten all the cheese and peanuts?

Is there any oxtail soup in the kitchen to warm me up on a cold winter's night? The more I think about it, the more want it and I've looked in the cupboard and there isn't any.

I fancy a nibble, but all I can see is empty stoneware dishes on the bar. Have you lot eaten all the cheese and peanuts?

Is there any oxtail soup in the kitchen to warm me up on a cold winter's night? The more I think about it, the more want it and I've looked in the cupboard and there isn't any.


I've just caught up with all the post today and I now see what everyone means.. Bngo is dying and she is in here stuffing her face with peanuts and cheese......some people just should not be allowed to keep pets..... :shocking:

refuse to serve her, barperson

I fancy a nibble, but all I can see is empty stoneware dishes on the bar. Have you lot eaten all the cheese and peanuts?

Is there any oxtail soup in the kitchen to warm me up on a cold winter's night? The more I think about it, the more want it and I've looked in the cupboard and there isn't any.
YOU ARE SHAMELESS :shocking:

now she's reading Bingo's thread, finally she may get some conscience

Beer anyone?

I'm gagging for one Cat! :beer:

Hellooooo there my soon to meet in the flesh friend. A big beer for you coming up.

:thumbsup:

i have finished work now til monday. so I am getting in some practice before saturday....a big big beer for me please......

Hellooooo there my soon to meet in the flesh friend. A big beer for you coming up.

:thumbsup:

Cheers Cat :thumbsup:

I'll get your's Buzz.
:drinking:

I just have time for a quick one






I know I need the Soms

I just have time for a quick one






I know I need the Soms


I'll get that my friend.

What would you like?

I'll get that my friend.

What would you like?

fosters thanks

cheers me dear

There it is Cock...right in front of you.

What are you up to this evening??? Mr Cat is cooking me tea, he has been off today - builder - weather.

:pimp:

There it is Cock...right in front of you.

What are you up to this evening??? Mr Cat is cooking me tea, he has been off today - builder - weather.

:pimp:

just going to watch TV tonight we have had our tea
floopy is putting pokie a bed when she comes down I will put the telly on and let her have a go
and here she is now

I should very much like another beer please....just passing some time before fat friends and then ER come on.....

How are we all today???

feeling good, been visiting a friend of mine, mother of Gigi's husband-to-be, they have been betrothed since conception.

Today they smacked each other around the face a bit, and stole each other's dummies.

Ain't love grand.

Drinks all round....Floops is happy! :)

I am in an exceptionally good mood today having had a wonderful time with my mum yesterday....mum came for pancakes in the morning then we went and bought her some new boots (not my most exciting and joyous of things to do but I was very patient)...then we went and watched Richard Gere in 'Shall We Dance' - it was great fun and led to me and mum dancing and performing gallops through the square and down the street as we walked home....wonderful! :blush:

Oh and for those who care:

I didn't win the Rat Cage so I am now looking for my next potential purchase on e-bay......and I am obviously still ratless! :(

Oh and for those who care:

I didn't win the Rat Cage so I am now looking for my next potential purchase on e-bay......and I am obviously still ratless! :(
I care Coastie.

Never mind about the rat cage, now you have taken the plunge just go and bid for anything.

I care Coastie.

Never mind about the rat cage, now you have taken the plunge just go and bid for anything.

No...I am sticking to the Rat Cage plan....once I have made a successful purchase of a Rat Cage I shall then look for other potential purchases....but for mnow....it's a Rat Cage or nothing!

Did I ever mention I have a stubborn streak! :angel_not

The bar is open...the drinks are flowing and the juke box is free......

Let's rock n roll!


:funky: :holiday: :wine: :goof: :drinking:

black russian as we are celebrating and the drinks are free if you dont mind

TONEE....all those who couldn't make the meet are getting free drinks all week..... :wink2:


for those who did make the meet...I have Alkerseltzer and plenty of water and coffee for free set aside for you! :photo:

ooh yes please Coastie...just the pills and water for now.

:wallbash:

I've set out some cushions and bean bags in the function room along with some soothing whale songs sounds, low lights and well it's all ready to receive yesterdays casualties....

Sergio the rather hunky massues (tonee how you spell person that gives massages) is coming in later to tend to your every ache and pain!

TONEE....all those who couldn't make the meet are getting free drinks all week..... :wink2:


for those who did make the meet...I have Alkerseltzer and plenty of water and coffee for free set aside for you! :photo:
excellent rules you have in this establishment!

Well I don't want to be the same as the competition and all that jazz....gotta have a gimmick...gotta have a gimmick!

Now...here's another of your prefered tipple to keep you going! :drinking:

Coastie, I left a reply to your nonsense poetry that had me sniggering at my own humour. How sad is that?

I have responded....now have another drink it seems to me that the forum has finally taken control of you.....it's hooked you in and now the marbles inside your head have started to rattle to the tune of Haydons Song.....

Drink tonee drink it is the only way to escape......

Well it's not really I mean you could simply log off but hey that sucks man!

[QUOTE=Coastie]I have responded....now have another drink it seems to me that the forum has finally taken control of you.....it's hooked you in and now the marbles inside your head have started to rattle to the tune of Haydons Song.....

Drink tonee drink it is the only way to escape......

You are right about this forum. Had to take a break from me talking! There is only so much preaching I can do on a regular basis. I am going on a preaching diet. Drink is a good answer. Read an article of a journalist booking a remote cottage for a week in order to get her creative juices flowing and ended up a drunken slob for the week. The moral, I need to cut back on the red wine! So, Cappuccino at this time of the day please! There was absolutely no point in this ramble but hey......

Tonee....a extra large Cappacinno with extra sprinkles for you and just cos it's you and I think if you're gonna be doing all that writen stuff....one of Flips special cookies.... :wink2:

Morining all. Alkasaltser, water and huge cup of tea please Coaste my good lady.....just tired this morning you understand.........

Buzz....your order will be served in the recuperation suite......Sergio is just giving Cat a back rub and then he will see to your needs!

ooh that was lovely Coastie...Sergio certainly has a way with his hands. I feel much better now. So much so that I think I will partake in a glass of wine whilst I prepare dinner.

A nice merlot please.

Wine for the lady...erm for Cat! :wine:

Hows Lil Ed...no one will tell me! :blink:

Wine for the lady...erm for Cat! :wine:

Hows Lil Ed...no one will tell me! :blink:
Probably still sitting on the table in the pub...naked...Andrea took all his clothes off, any man real or not, she's not bothered.

Probably still sitting on the table in the pub...naked...Andrea took all his clothes off, any man real or not, she's not bothered.

Ooo....did he do his 'Woo woo woo' dance...he usually does when he naked! :blush:

not whilst we were there, Andrea did tho. :cool:

She is such a tart!

Oh Sergio asked if he could come back and service you next week....I'm hoping he is just struggling with his use of the English language (he isn't from round here) and actually means he would like to give you a massage again next week.....anyway I'll leave it to you both to sort it out!

I'll have another red wine please....anyone else joining me or am I going to be Mrs Lush from Lushville sat at the bar all on her own?
:wine:

Hey..... :beer: :wine: :drinking:

I'm with ya Cat....just don't tell the boss.... :angel_not

Looks like the rest of the crowd are skuling around the other threads for now!

Hey..... :beer: :wine: :drinking:

I'm with ya Cat....just don't tell the boss.... :angel_not

Looks like the rest of the crowd are skuling around the other threads for now!

Here lets get a bottle and gossip about yesterday...they are all probably too ashamed to show their faces after yesterday. Unlike most I stuck to my white wine spritzers and paced myself. :sleep:

So...were there any surprise visitors?

Did Ils manage to kiss all the boys?

Did Flip squeeze all the boobs?

Did Andrea really dance on the table with Urk?

Did Tigereye sing an old Irish folk song after her third brown ale and brandy mix?

Did Buzz really leave her bra hanging from one of the mens urinal flushers?

Did Dol do any of her page 3 poses?

Did SF wear his hat?

Did you really chat up the barmaid?

So many questions....so little time....I need another drink... :wine:

So...were there any surprise visitors?
Yes Flip

Did Ils manage to kiss all the boys?
Oh yes

Did Flip squeeze all the boobs?
Oh yes - not mine tho, she couldn't find them

Did Andrea really dance on the table with Urk?
Not before 7pm

Did Tigereye sing an old Irish folk song after her third brown ale and brandy mix?
no

Did Buzz really leave her bra hanging from one of the mens urinal flushers? No, Voicey put it on her head and sat there saying "Come in Tokyo"

Did Dol do any of her page 3 poses?
No but ils did naturally.

Did SF wear his hat?
No - not that I remember...then again his head was so far away from me on the floor that I wouldn't have seen it. He was wearing pastel shades.

Did you really chat up the barmaid?
How did you know this

So many questions....so little time....I need another drink... :wine:

Go on get another bottle then...

Did Voice do her impression of a goldfish on speed?

:wine:

Did Cockney reveal all about Floops and her passion for cross stitch?

:beer:

Did that man really ask you to sing 'Oops upside your head' with him?

:drinking:

After Cat and Buzz left, a group from the 'In Real Life I'm a Millionaire and Gorgeous' forum arrived at the next booth.

We all teamed up happily (not too sure about the boys Cockney and SF ended up with though :blink: ) and adjourned to The Ritz where we had a splendid meal and rounded the evening off with some stupendous sex.

Did Voice do her impression of a goldfish on speed?

:wine:

Did Cockney reveal all about Floops and her passion for cross stitch?

:beer:

Did that man really ask you to sing 'Oops upside your head' with him?

:drinking:
Maybe I'm not the best person to ask all these questions...after 6ish it all became a bit of a blur...I can remember going to the loo and when I came back our booth had disintergrated into a tangled web of naked arms and legs, it was difficult to tell who was who.

After Cat and Buzz left, a group from the 'In Real Life I'm a Millionaire and Gorgeous' forum arrived at the next booth.

We all teamed up happily (not too sure about the boys Cockney and SF ended up with though :blink: ) and adjourned to The Ritz where we had a splendid meal and rounded the evening off with some stupendous sex.
B ugger :ranting:

It's OK though - Andrea and Ils had an extra one each in your honour.

It's OK though - Andrea and Ils had an extra one each in your honour.
That was kind of them...I shall thank them upon their return.

Would you like to join me in a drink Fee..did you stay out till the bitter end too!

Next time we will stay longer - won't have anychoice if its in Dublin.


PS Have you done your accounts - do you know I am in my first year studying AAT.

OYE COASTIE! another bottle of wine over here please.

:wine: her you go Cat...


Fee......was one of the Millionaire guys called Will? :wink2:

:ohmy: VAT! Thanks for reminding me...Is it easier to do if you keep copies of evrything in some semblance of order?

I'll have a quick hair of the dog then before I start - G&T please. In a glass.

Coastie, no Will, but mine was a real Testament to manhood:naughty:

Ooooo Fee...not fair....mind you no Will, no way! :laugh:

:wine: :wine: :wine:

That's 3 of us on the booze!

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Ladies and gentlemen, brave little Spud put up a grand defence against the devildog Pillock who has been terrorising your neighbourhood.

Please give generously to help this plucky little spider return to health and finish the job off properly.

Thank-you:angel_not

oh,for goodness sake, if a spider stands any chance of becoming a contender, he really neds to learn to stand on his own eight feet, not hide behind his mother's begging bowl.

Please, ladies and gentlemen, do not give to beggars, they are a health hazard and a nuisance.

Little Ed is safe in my hands Coastie :wink_kiss :naughty:

So, ILS, did you have a good time?I heard about Saturday, but there's been very little information forthcoming about Friday night :pimp:

So, ILS, did you have a good time?I heard about Saturday, but there's been very little information forthcoming about Friday night :pimp:

I had a fantastic time Floops :funky:

Right.....

Who's up for a 'SOMBA Slapper'?

No I'm not talking about Cat I'm talking about her new cocktail...she trialed it on me last night and well I can't remember anything after that......I think it was nice :mellow:

I'll give it a go Coastie :wine:

Right.....

Who's up for a 'SOMBA Slapper'?

No I'm not talking about Cat I'm talking about her new cocktail...she trialed it on me last night and well I can't remember anything after that......I think it was nice :mellow:
I'll drink with you Coastie but not any of them...they get you very very drunk you know.
:cool:

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No thanks, I really shouldn't......................





















Aw what the hell go on then...l :wine:

I can't stay long only untill East Benders ends so make it a tripple

Coastie puts on a dancey tune and flits away like Tom Cruis in Cocktail...bottles spin and her hips wiggle as she makes a SOMBA Slapper for Ils!

The rest of the drinks are on the bar ladies and gentlemen! :beer:

I'll give it a go Coastie :wine:


Thanks again for helping little Greebo ILS

I can't believe what a wuss he is

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I would like to try something green tonight. A creme de menthe perhaps

I have some green food couloring (swiped it out of Flips cooking box)....so I can do any drink in green tonight....how about....a quadruple Vodka and orange? :blink:

I would like to try something green tonight. A creme de menthe perhaps

have some brocolli - I've got a couple of florets you can have!

I fancy someone alcoholic ... but for now I'll just have a glass of red wine! :wine:

Red wine for the lovely lady at the end on the bar... :wine:

Floops....any chance of a peom tonight?

I fancy someone alcoholic ...

oooh do tell

(and poke your brocolli, Ms)

Floops....any chance of a peom tonight?

Very very little I'm afraid, am not feeling very creative tonight, brain-fry

oooh do tell

(and poke your brocolli, Ms)

you want beans to be spilt and then you refuse my brocolli?! you little madam! no wonder Cockney has to resort to wearing red shoes to get his kicks! you are a hard woman! ...actually he said you were more cutting in real life ... we all had to pick ourselves up off the floor!!!

beans and brocolli? is this turning into some kind of tofu surprise?

Cutting? Moi? I'm a pussy cat

Very very little I'm afraid, am not feeling very creative tonight, brain-fry

Shame....here have another green drink....not sure what's in this one Dol mixed it a minute ago! :drinking:

erm, thanks all the same but I'll pass, it's got spinach in it :sick:

beans and brocolli? is this turning into some kind of tofu surprise?

Cutting? Moi? I'm a pussy cat

well maybe another word for pussy!!! oooooh was that too rude?! sorry!!!

I'm shocked, truly shocked :cry:

Good morning.....anyone for tea or coffee?

Flips already in the kitchen flipping pancakes so bring your plates!

I'm shocked, truly shocked :cry:

Aww Floops......Dol doesn't mean it...she's just seriously disturbed thats all.....:hug:

Just tea for me please Coastie :D

Coffee for me please

I was just force-fed a chocolate brownie by a deputy head, so I need a very large mug of tea please

Good morning.....anyone for tea or coffee?

Flips already in the kitchen flipping pancakes so bring your plates!

Yummy. Any chance of some more pancakes? I don't want the one that landed on Cockney's head, the one that landed in the washing up water, or the one that flew out of the kitchen window and is now half way to Walsall on the top of a Fiat Punto. Neither do I want the one that's glued to the ceiling, or unbeknown to Floopy the one that's been stuck to the bottom of her shoe all day.

If I'm being too fussy, just say.

I'll have a beer please barman - does anyone want to join me?

Oooh - very large gin for me please. I've just got back from London and got drenched coming from the station.

Plus the little toe-rag I'd gone to sack, had decided to sack himself and didn't bother turning up:ranting:

Some people have no sense of fun.

Oh you have had a bad day Fee - what a wasted journey!

Do you want anything with that gin?

errrm - another gin I think:laugh:

Poor Tommy's looking a bit sorry for himself:blink:. Been in the wars has he?

errrm - another gin I think:laugh:

Poor Tommy's looking a bit sorry for himself:blink:. Been in the wars has he?


Ok another gin coming up Fee :wine:


Tommy had a fight with Fatboy who beat him :cry: and since then he has been taunted a lot :cry: Although some kind members have been playing with him which has cheered him up a bit!

God, I needed that gin!

Well, let's hope Tommy gets his hair back soon - he looks a bit strange without it:huh:

orange squash please barperson, Cockney's sausage casserole was a tad salty ...

No vodka in the orange tonight?

Ho well.....all beer is half price and spirits are reduced by a third! :wine:

Well, let's hope Tommy gets his hair back soon - he looks a bit strange without it:huh:

Yes he does and some would say he looks a tad strange with it too :laugh:

I'll have a couple of beers to be going on with as they are half price please! :beer:

Did someone mention half price drinks ???? Line 'em up please barman :pimp:

For the ladies...

:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

Very cold, very large beer please Caostie...did you see me and lil ed? Do you think we make a good couple?? I did, and then that ils ran off with him.. :mad2:

Lil' Ed text me to say he loved be that close to your bosom...er heart.....he was a little shaken by the trauma of being ripped from your arms but figures that since he has pride of place on Ils bed life can't be that bad......oh and I'm afraid he is a boob man so I guess Ils had a slight advantage over the rest of us!.....

Maybe I'll talk one of his friends into coming along to the next meet.....you know....Lil' Ed can be Ils date and hey you and the new guy might hit it off......

Large beer wasn't it? :beer:

You can have him back at the next meet Coastie, and if you don't want him Buzz can have him, I will be ready for a new man by then :wink2:

Another Beer please :beer:

[QUOTE=ilovesurvivor]You can have him back at the next meet Coastie, and if you don't want him Buzz can have him, I will be ready for a new man by then :wink2:

Yew! there'll be nothing left by then......his bits are already smooth...blimey they'll be non existant by then......... :ninja:

Ils.....I think it's safe to say that Lil' Ed can continue to play the field....I already have my handsful with a few of his friends! :bag:

:wine: Buzz.....I'll see if any of his pals want to play next time around! :thumbsup:

Tea...bacon, eggs, sausage, beans, tomatoes, brown sauce, mushrooms, fried bread, more brown sauce, toast....followed by pancakes with sugar and lemon and banana and chocolate sauce...then ready brek with dried fruit and another large cup of tea to wash it all down..... :eat:

Okay...I'm hungry now and I still have 2hrs before I can get food! :sad:

Just a cup of tea please........big and hot :thumbsup:

Just tea for me please - it is to early to eat!

Cupper pour moi aussi bitter.

Don't know whats going on here, both boys are up and having their breakfast!!! Little Freddie Kruger still sleeps tho.

:bag:

Friday Nights entertainment is going to be second to none I can tell you.

Just waiting for the the final phone call, but I am confident.

All I can say at the moment is its something Russian...


:smartie:

Oh go on the...get us a wine whilst I'm here...don't want to dry out totally do I.

I'll join you for a beer Cat :beer:

I'm shattered now I have emptied my kitchen cupboards :flex:

Are peeps going to be around for Friday....I will give out more details tomorrow, but you are going to have to come prepared.

:pimp:

I'll be around Cat, it is miss ils's birthday but I won't be seeing her :cry:

I'll be around Cat, it is miss ils's birthday but I won't be seeing her :cry:
It's a date then.

Me me me


I'll be there :pimp: .

Can I have a backstage pass?

Me me me


I'll be there :pimp: .

Can I have a backstage pass?

You can have a front seat....its audience participation this week.
:cool:

I am working from home this morning as you cannot plan a budget with continual interuptions, so can you keep the noise down here too please.

PS Did you see Deilia Smith in the papers - I always thought we had a special bond, what were your thoughts Andrea??

I am working from home this morning as you cannot plan a budget with continual interuptions, so can you keep the noise down here too please.


Pot Kettle Black

What has Delia done?

Got drunk and stuck price tags all over her arm and fallen asleep on a train?

Worse...she got drunk at the Norwich City game (of which she is a Director I believe) and at half time got hold of the microphone and garbled drunken speak to the whole crowd.

I perform to a much more intimate audience. :bag:

Pot Kettle Black
.


Shut up.

.


Shut up.

There is no chance of that, you should know that by now :laugh:

PS Did you see Deilia Smith in the papers - I always thought we had a special bond, what were your thoughts Andrea??

I think her intentions were well meant, but unfortunately she didn't come across quite that good.

She upset alot of fans.
One of them wrote into the local paper saying Carrow Road should now be called "Letsbe Avenue" :laugh:

Actually Cat, Delia's shouts on "Caaaaam Oooooon" reminded me alot of you on Saturday when you kept shouting "Ave it" :laugh:
I can't stop saying that now.

Anyone for a pre dinner beer. I am pooperooooned, only got in an hour ago having thrown the children threw the door after work (Mr Cat home) and hit sainsburies with avengance. The cupboards are bare and the reason the fridge freezer stopped yesterday is probably because it was empty. I didn't do a shop last weekend - couldn't cope with the outside world on sunday.

The tea is in the oven (late as Sam has cricket practise), Freddie is playing happily with his new tea set.....so I shall have a moment to myself.
:fireman:

PS Andrea, Sam says this all the time which is where i got it from. :cool:

Anyone for a pre dinner beer

I won't say no Cat :beer:

Cheers :thumbsup:

Anyone for a pre dinner beer.
Me me me........

Bloody kids....middle Buzzette has sprained his ankle ar$ing around on the way home from school....silly sod... he is prostrate onthe couch doing that moaning in pain thing that men and mini men do when they have a small pain.......driving me mad....had to turn the telly up so I couldn't hear him.. :bag:
i am a good mother really :bag:

Me me me........

Bloody kids....middle Buzzette has sprained his ankle ar$ing around on the way home from school....silly sod... he is prostrate onthe couch doing that moaning in pain thing that men and mini men do when they have a small pain.......driving me mad....had to turn the telly up so I couldn't hear him.. :bag:
i am a good mother really :bag:

Lol buzz - Urk is doing a similar thing 'cos he hit his thumb with a hammer [snigger snigger] so I am back in the office hoping to escape the whining.....

I could do with a large one tho!!

.
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DRINK I meant.....

I'm on my second (very) large whiskey of the evening! hic! after two glasses, one large and one small, of red wine at lunchtime with the efferescent Coastie - who sadly could only manage one pint of John Smith's (lightweight!). Went back to the office very merry, but soon the "comedown" hit me with a vengence which is why I had to buy some whiskey to get the alcohol blood levels up again!

Let me get that...what was it ?? I remember Urk and the guiness, dont' think you were drinking that tho.

Is your office attached to your house?? Thats handy.

Barperson!!! beers alround please.

I'm on my second (very) large whiskey of the evening! hic! after two glasses, one large and one small, of red wine at lunchtime with the efferescent Coastie - who sadly could only manage one pint of John Smith's (lightweight!). Went back to the office very merry, but soon the "comedown" hit me with a vengence which is why I had to buy some whiskey to get the alcohol blood levels up again!
GOOD GIRL!! How was Coastie, can't wait to meet her in the fleisch one day.

I'm on my second (very) large whiskey of the evening! hic! after two glasses, one large and one small, of red wine at lunchtime with the efferescent Coastie - who sadly could only manage one pint of John Smith's (lightweight!). Went back to the office very merry, but soon the "comedown" hit me with a vengence which is why I had to buy some whiskey to get the alcohol blood levels up again!

You are just a lush Dol :wine: :beer: :drinking: :laugh:

GOOD GIRL!! How was Coastie, can't wait to meet her in the fleisch one day.

Coastie is, I can safely report, very well! And thoroughly enjoyed looking at the photos!

I don't think I can fit much in after dinner, so I'll settle for an amaretto please, on crushed ice.

Allow me floopy, by way of thanks for playing with Colin today.....I shall have a small beer. Anyone else???

Very kind, and you're very welcome. Are you coming the Cat's russian cabaret tomorrow night?

I shall have a small beer. Anyone else???

Yes please Buzz :beer:

Why of course I wouldn't miss it for the world......(she'd never forgive me)

Do you think we have to dress up or what??

just seen ils post...one small beer on its way ils....

I was just going to drink Vodka and wear a fur hat.

That's enough surely?

I was just going to drink Vodka and wear a fur hat.

That's enough surely?


Just a fur hat Floops? No clothes? :shocking: :w00t:

it's very warm in my living room :ninja:

The nature of the evening is light hearted and fun. Please just bring along an A4 peice of paper, preferably coloured.

Could I have help setting out tables and chairs about 6.30 please.

:closedeye

boooooooooooooooooooooooooring

Could I have help setting out tables and chairs about 6.30 please.



Oooh, she's gone into PTA mode now....bossy mare...

The nature of the evening is light hearted and fun. Please just bring along an A4 peice of paper, preferably coloured.

Could I have help setting out tables and chairs about 6.30 please.

:closedeye

I'll give you a hand Cat :thumbsup:

does that mean we're only going to get warm orange squash and stale biscuits then? :mellow:

does that mean we're only going to get warm orange squash and stale biscuits then? :mellow:
BISCUITS....bloody hell your PTA must be rich if they give you biscuits!!!

edit to say..how long have we been able to say bloody??

Goodmorning everyone....I was up at 5.40am printing out my first Budget report to peruse (please mention this to our leader Buzz).

A big strong cupper - actually it will be my second.

Floopy you silly toad, ofcourse there will be more than squash and biscuits...the bar will be open and I will certainly be getting suitable hammered during the show;then we can all adjourn to the chat room and speak nonsence.

HURAHHHH FRIDAY!

.

Entertainment
Tonight

Suprise Russian Guest
Spectacular Show
Audience Participation
All will be revealed at
8pm
Don't forget to bring your A4 sheet of paper.






.

I'm ready, bottle in fridge, baby asleep.

Bring it on

Cheers, floops....glad your here can you help me arrange the tables. Everyone must be able to sit at a table and see our guest, just incase there is a crowd I have bought a projector screen as well - can you work powerpoint?

Early drink before the show?

I help if you want Cat, as long as I can have a beer first :beer:

Tommy's back!!!!!!!!! :w00t:

He is Floops - I took your advice :D

My special guest is going to sit at a table over there and if the tables could be places in a semi circular fashion around him (oops) with the projector behind.

Here's your beer, and may I say Ils you are looking rather lovely tonight.

He is Floops - I took your advice :D

fukc me! there's a first time for everything.

Blummin glad to see the old Tomster back though, I;'ve missed him

My special guest is going to sit at a table over there and if the tables could be places in a semi circular fashion around him (oops) with the projector behind.

Here's your beer, and may I say Ils you are looking rather lovely tonight.

erm I'm getting concerned now....

Here's your beer, and may I say Ils you are looking rather lovely tonight.

Why thank you Cat, I thought I should dress up for the occasion!

My distinguished guest has arrived floopy, can you get me a pint and him a Vodka...how many people have we in the audience???

erm, just the two I think :blush:

Have they got paper.....can you dim the lights.

Blummin glad to see the old Tomster back though, I;'ve missed him

I have too :wub:

paper provided.


Lights dimmed

Welcome to the Friday Entertainment everybody..the bar is open all evening for alcholic refreshements.

So without further ado I would like to welcome our very distinguished guest this evening.....

Drum roll (floopy saucepans please).

May you all stand and welcome....all the way from Russia




















Vladamire Putin









Who is joining us tonight on the 3rd leg of his









(saucepans floop)

















Vlad goes Origami Tour 2005

OMIGOD :w00t:


Origami !!!

Can we make a boat first, huh, can we?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/Vlad2.bmp

Good evning evry body, and sank you to Catz fur inviting me. Zis is ze turd leg of my tur.

Tonight I will be showing you how tzu make ze sunglass.

Eels, first slide pleeze.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/Fold1.jpg

Take yu peez of paper and fold in haf, do it far point zu par point not qhit as shown

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/fold2.jpg
Zen you musts fold as it is shown.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/fold3.jpg
and again here, do you see.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/fold4.jpg

Vonce more...

is everybody OK?

Zen for zi final time..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/fold5.jpg

zen fold them zuss.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/fold6.jpg

et Voila

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/sunglasses.jpg

Zimple No!

You look very like Cat, Vladamire :wacko: :laugh:

Here is me..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/Vlad2withglasses.jpg

and with Boris and ze boyz.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/Vlad4meetsgorb.jpg

Zank you.

Zimple Noo.....mine looks like a friggin hat!!!

What can I say...Vlad thankyou so much...

can we all stand and rejoice in Vladamire Putin for taking the time to visit us on his tour.

Thankyou so much Vlad.

floopy/ils...can you get Vlad a vodka and me a large one...how did it go???

Yeah cheers Vlad.........although it still looks like a hat....... :laugh:

Keep trying they get better.

erm mine didnt quite work out - looks a bit like a fag packet

Its all in the first fold, that goes pear shaped and your ****ed.

Anyway he's gone now...right ****ing faggot if you ask me, Gorby was the best.

Right anyone going to get me a beer.?

i'll get you one. i'm getting meself one anyway.. he was a bit s hite wernt he??
you'd better come up with something better for next week or coastie'll sack you!!

:shocking: Pillock has just thrashed Fatboy with one swipe.

(Oh DAMN - did I miss the origami??)

(Oh DAMN - did I miss the origami??)

Don't panic fee you didn't miss much...he was pretty sh ite....beer???

Hmmmm I prefered the Polish dancers :D

oooh a large beer please buzz :drinking:

Nice shades everybody....erm, Buzz why are you wearing a pirate hat?

Do you think my shades go with my outfit Fee?

I think I need a stiff drink now :wine:

They're lovely ils - can you see through them thou....oops....mind out for the table!

I see you used The Sun - you have a large bazoom over your left eye.

:laugh:

They're lovely ils - can you see through them thou....oops....mind out for the table!

I see you used The Sun - you have a large bazoom over your left eye.

:laugh:

Not through choice Fee, not though choice..... I really hurt my knee on that table!

:shocking: Pillock has just thrashed Fatboy with one swipe.



4 swipes actually, I'm getting a bit nervous (although she did manage to do 152 damage in her final whack) :laugh:

you have a large bazoom over your left eye.

:laugh:

she has a couple of fairly humungous ones underneath too :devil:

You ungrateful bunch of tossers...would someone else like to do the entertainment next week then???

I have just wasted half an hour trying to get the fredmeister to sleep, he is back down watching James Bond with with boys and I feel all woozy now.


Calls for another beer me thinks.

maybe we could try cross-stitch next week.

Have another beer cat, I'll get it

Its all in the first fold, that goes pear shaped and your ****ed.

I think my first fold didn't go as it should have done :huh:

But well done Cat, interesting night :wink_kiss

Good morning...I shall have a pint of rehydrating water please, just got back from a 6 mile run.

It was spendid, the ground had a crisp frost and the sky was oh so blue.

Going to have a shower now.

Morning all.........a large flagon of tea for me this morning please........myouth feels like a badgers **** this morning :bag:

Morning everyone :bye:

It looks a lovely day here today, sunny, blue skies with hardly a cloud to be seen but it is bitter cold... time for another cup of tea I think :D

Anyone want to share my lovely bottle of Merlot???

Hi Im Queeenie and Im a boring old fart!!!!! I havent had an alcoholic drink since new year.......Im getting worried peeps, I used to be such a swiller!!!!

Anyone want to share my lovely bottle of Merlot???


yes please missus! :wine: :wine: ...let's get another bottle in!

Do you think 4 will be enough? Shall we go and sit at that table over there in the corner...come on...I like this table as it backs up against solid brick and there isn't enough gap to slip under the table.

I've got my name card in me pocket...I've had it laminated after last week.

Who shall we talk about.....what about Survivorfan....is his real name really Myron???

No Merlot for me Cat but I will join you with a beer :beer:

*Now who are we talking about tonight?*

No Merlot for me Cat but I will join you with a beer :beer:

*Now who are we talking about tonight?*
There you go ils...

Survivorfan tonight....how tall is he really then..or am I gauging my scale from my floor position?

There you go ils...

Survivorfan tonight....how tall is he really then..or am I gauging my scale from my floor position?

Cheers Cat :beer:

I think you were, but I'm the wrong person to ask as everyone is tall to me :cry: :laugh:

Oh no....the booze truck has skidded off the road and spilt the beers......

Soft and hot drinks only for the foreseeable future! :cry:

sorry but I need a bloody mary - will have to crawl to another establishment if you cant come up with the goods. We are talking about serious malfunctioning here.

I can provide you with a straw and you can go drink from the puddles of booze which have formed outside the Alcohlic Anonymous's meeting house! :unsure:

I can provide you with a straw and you can go drink from the puddles of booze which have formed outside the Alcohlic Anonymous's meeting house! :unsure:
I lost my self respect some time ago. crawling on the ground, sucking up remnants of booze, that sounds like the morning after activity for me. Thanks for the special consideration. You need to cut back on the charm offensive behind the bar!!!

sorry but I need a bloody mary - will have to crawl to another establishment if you cant come up with the goods. We are talking about serious malfunctioning here.


have a cappachino instead tonee! although I have to say a bloody mary does sound very tempting with a nice dash of tabasco and worcestershire sauce ......

have a cappachino instead tonee! although I have to say a bloody mary does sound very tempting with a nice dash of tabasco and worcestershire sauce ......
Thanks, cappuccino and bloody mary (not sure what combination) is what I need!

Alert and panic over....the booze truck has arrived....

One bloody mary for tonee and a wobbly capaccino for Dol!

Yay!

cheers my dear.

Can I have a wobbly capaccino please - I need something to warm me up :D

Double wobbly capacciono for Ils....

Oo and Tonee...Flip's made one of her special cakes (actually Queeenie gave her the recipe).....want a slice...it'll help you relax... :naughty:

I'm going to have a pint of beer please luscious laydeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I tell ya what Cat....I'll make up a pitcher of your fave beer (free of course since you are an employeeeeeeee as well as a Ladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)!

Thanks Coastie, but I must state that I am non too happy with the support I have been getting for my Friday nights entertainment. The punters have been non too kind, infact bordering on plain right abusive at time - I am beginning to to feel very put on and unappreciated.

:sad:

I am beginning to to feel very put on and unappreciated.

You have a husband and three children, what is unusual about this feeling??
I will have a nice glass of cold white wine to top up the bottle I have just finished.I thank you

Thanks Coastie, but I must state that I am non too happy with the support I have been getting for my Friday nights entertainment. The punters have been non too kind, infact bordering on plain right abusive at time - I am beginning to to feel very put on and unappreciated.

:sad:

In that case.......

Have a large piece of Chocolate cake, some hagen dass ice cream and a bottle of red! :wine:

Buzz......here you go....oh and did you want any pork scratchings?

oh and did you want any pork scratchings?

No thanks. I have just demolished roast pork and 7 veg so am feeling a tad stuffed at the moment.........maybe later

No thanks. I have just demolished roast pork and 7 veg so am feeling a tad stuffed at the moment.........maybe later

That's so not fair........I've had a banana and a Mars bar :( I only have a tin of soup for later! :cry:

That's so not fair........I've had a banana and a Mars bar :( I only have a tin of soup for later! :cry:
Then you shall have to come to Bedford for dinner and I will feed you like a queen.

god that wine has really kicked in now..... :w00t:

Who's Queen! I'm Queen! :w00t:

I'm contemplating wether or not to run off to the local garage and buy a pasty during my meal break! :unsure:

Yay Tonee's in da house......and she's brought along a few bar flies....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v199/Mzungo/poo.jpg

Yeah well.......I like this picture....it speaks volumes to me! :w00t:

I don't like that picture at all! And if it keeps cropping up I may have to take my custom elsewhere!

I don't like that picture at all! And if it keeps cropping up I may have to take my custom elsewhere!

Ah yes but would elsewhere provide you with free champers and cheese this evening? :naughty:

Ah yes but would elsewhere provide you with free champers and cheese this evening? :naughty:

in that case, I'll have a double portion please!

With or without an ugly Pongo (soldier)?

With or without an ugly Pongo (soldier)?

well if even you are refusing them, perhaps I'd better refuse the Pongo!!

pass me another glass of gratis champers please!

Champers...cheese and a pickled onion...does life get more complete than this!

Have you any strawberries to go with that champers Coastie?

I have already had 4 pints of Ribena today, so I'll sit this round out :bag:

I'll have champers please and could you get cat a baileys....I think she's a bit miffed at the moment...(see mother's day thread for futher info)

cheers big ears

im still on bloody marys please

Coastie, Coastie don't be slow.
Go like Elvis, go woman go.
(MOTIVATIONAL QUOTE)

Coastie - it's me! I'm visitor no 2000 - do I get a prize? or a life?!