Coastie dons her new fresh white apron and adjusts her ample cleavage in her tight fitting off the shoulder number...the glint in her eye suggests this is going to be a great opening night....

She minces over to the doors...shoots back the bolts and opens them wide......

Yep the bar is open......come on in and have a swift one to celebrate the new establishment!

Lift your glasses and give a toast....'To Haydon the Board Master!' :Drinking:

Oooh, this is exciting, a new board and a new bar :Drinking:
Surely I can't be the first punter, can I?
Oh well, you might as well crack open a bottle of bubble for the opening night surely.
Are we having a house/forum warming party tonight then?

PS what's happened to the drinking smilie?

Make mine a very very large vodka and tonic, with a side order of pork scratchings, please Coastie!

The drinking smilie is drunk already..... :D

Andrea...the first three glasses of Champers are on the house tonight so drink up and be merry.....it's party time! :holiday:

Pork scratchings are over by the juke box Dol....I've put a load out as I thought you might be coming.....Double Vodka coming up....would you like a twist of lemon?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/party05.gif Da Boss http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/party05.gif

Andrea...the first three glasses of Champers are on the house tonight so drink up and be merry.....it's party time! :holiday:

Well sorry guys, those three glasses are mine, you lot are all gonna have to buy your own :p

Er....that's first three glasses per person Andrea....sorry I didn't explain myself very well but I was distracted by Dol barging past in her haste to get to the pork scratchings!

I've prepared some cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off for those more sophisticated amongst you! ;)

I've prepared some cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off for those more sophisticated amongst you! ;)

Do you have any strawberries to go with my champange please Coastie? :D

Of course....they are 1 SOM a large punnet containing at least 30 large strawberries....all profits going to the local AA organisation! :)

Well HELLOOO! Seems I just got back in time for the party!
I must say...oh thanks, champagne, lovely!...that the new decor is most wonderful, I hope we dont get the drunks in, this looks like a high class joint!

Cheers!!!! :Drinking:

M

Of course....they are 1 SOM a large punnet containing at least 30 large strawberries....all profits going to the local AA organisation! :)
Unfortunately we don't have soms at the moment so H said we can have them on the house :D

By jove you're quite correct ILS.....no SOM's...well that's fine...Strawberries on the house...

oh and Marmy....love that outfit...suuuuperb!

Why thank you Coastie, just a little number I picked up in Manhatten!


M ;)

A toast to the classiest cat in the house....Marmy! :drinking:

Thank you..ooh more drinkies!!! this is a good party, I hope the others can find the new address!

can I have my second glass of champers now please :Drinking:

Do we get any entertainment in this new joint or do we have to make it up ourselves?

I think the caberet have got lost!

Actually Andrea I believe you are already on your third!

The entertainment will be arriving later.....until then feel free to use the karaoke machine in the room to the right....there are peanuts and sausage rolls through there also aswell as an ice sculpture carved by our very own Groucho!! We're hoping Groch will pop in later! :p

Oh no - that will mean that Andrea & I will have to do our party pieces http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/smilies/party08.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/smilies/party05.gif

Oh please no, not the cage again :shock:

It's okay Andrea....it has been stress tested this time! ;)

ILS - Your Banana suite and 'I've got you under my skin' is very old hat luvvie......can you not do something different this time.....or would you prefer another large Vodka and Red Bull :)

Right....I'm off for a wee and a bit of a lie down.....Andrea since you've had previous experience I'm leaving you in charge of running the bar.....oh and can you top up the pork scratchings..Dol's finished them off and is starting to gnaw at ILS arm! :shock:

woooooooo, I'm in charge guys, what do you want to drink.
I believe in making yourself at home, so help yourself guys, and pork scratchings are all over the place :)

The pork scratchings are yummy! much tastier than ILS's arm! probably more fattening tho..oh what the hell, I'll have anoyjer bottle of champers please!

Leave my arm alone guys :ranting:


I'm having another glass of champers anyone else want one whilst I'm going? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/smilies/wine.gif

Oh good. Pint please!

Oh while we're on the subject of bars, you know we were having that discussion about Wotherspoons and I said that none of them play music? Well last night I was walking by a bar called Lloyds and the music was blaring from it - and then I noticed it was a Wotherspoons! Apparently it's one of the very few that does play the tunes.

There, I bet you're all happier now that you know that.

Well Peej...you'll be happy to here that not only does this joint have as much music as you want but it also has Karaoke in the side bar and dancing in the main bar! :drinking:

Andrea...thanx for doing such a grand job.......here's a bottle of Bolinger and a bag of gooseberries for all your efforts! ;)

Am I first in tonight?

I'll have a celebratory vodka & slimline, ice & a slice please...........has been a good day at work & let's face it, you don't get many of those!

Tonight I would like a pint of cold lager - extra strength and I think i will go up market in the snackeroo department and have a packet of cheese and onion with a pickled egg on the side!

Evenin :)

Well if Dol's going posh with the snacks I'll have a bag of scampi fries and a gerkin thanks Coastie, oh and a pint of creme de menth :)

jaycee......since you're first in I've made it a double at the price of a single! ;)

Dol....I'm afraid ILS polished off the entire pickled egg supply last night but I do have some guerkins to go with your pint! :rolleyes:

Champers for me Coastie and some more of your strawberries please http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/smilies/wub.gif

You have to pay tonight ILS! Just thought I'd warn you....

Voice....your drinks are on the house as it's your birthday! :drinking:

I'll just have a glass of water tonight please - saving myself for my all-day bender in Newcastle on Friday.
But may I be first to sing karaoke?

You go for it Peej...what are you going to be singing...are we allowed to know or is it a suprise..... ;)

Oh and since you are singing you can have your glass of water for free and a bar of Cadburys Whole Nut! :drinking:

You have to pay tonight ILS! Just thought I'd warn you....



That's ok Coastie, PJ said he would buy all my drinks tonight, If I promised I wouldn't sing :rolleyes:

That's ok Coastie, PJ said he would buy all my drinks tonight, If I promised I wouldn't sing :rolleyes:

lol

I shall leave it up to you lovely ladies to decide what I sing

Mmmmmm, Coastie, the bolly and gooseberries are going down lovely.

What I want to know though is about the powder room.
I've just been reading about a bar in Chicago that in the ladies room they actually have a bar in there.
Is there such a thing in here, can I get a drink while I relieve myself.

Ahhhhhhhh, now I know why Dolores is always going to the toilets in bars, she's checking out the place for hidden bars enabling un-interrupted drinking sessions:D

Andrea....you'll be happy to hear that yes there is a mini bar in the ladies loo....it's below the 2nd wash basin....you have to put your money into the slot and push the right button for your chosen beverage and out it will pop.....I didn't think it would be very nice to ask a member of staff to stand in the ladies loo all night hence this arrangemnet was set up! :drinking:

Peej....I was hoping you would sing a bit of big band staff....say 'Fly Me Too The Moon' or something similar....I'm trying to raise the profile of the joint...you know keep the riff raff out and the class in....so if you could avoid your usual rendition of 'Donald Where's Ya Trousers' that would be greatly appreciated! :D

Is the bar open its 7pm. There is no one here so I have helped my self to a pint of lager.

I can see fresh nibbles on the bar, so I will settle on a stool and make myself at home enjoying the peace and quiet.

Having lots of children I find the beginning of an evening in a quiet bar like the first chapter in a new book.

So here I sit...sup, nibble....sup, nibble. Oh a cage is being swung down from the ceiling.....could this be Andrea's cage. Hope so.

:D

I'll join you Cat :D

I'm ready for my 1st beer of the night http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/smilies/cheers.gif

So sorry ils, I have been meandering round the halls of Forum. I am back now tho...

You can tell me, what does Andrea do in her cage?

Might I suggest that you have a "meeter and greeter" Coastie? I always feel that the salty old sea dog who greets us with such eagerness when we go to Wetherspoons such an ego boost! It's about the only time anyone's pleased to see me!

Oh and I'll have a large glass of dry white wine and a couple of olives, cheers!

You can tell me, what does Andrea do in her cage?

No words can discribe what she does - you will just have to wait and see :eek: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/smilies/laughing.gif

game of darts anyone?

I'm bloody great at domi's

Ok guys, pint of stella please, and is the cage ready:shock:

Peej....I was hoping you would sing a bit of big band staff....say 'Fly Me Too The Moon' or something similar....I'm trying to raise the profile of the joint...you know keep the riff raff out and the class in....so if you could avoid your usual rendition of 'Donald Where's Ya Trousers' that would be greatly appreciated! :D

Oh but 'Donald Where's Yer Troosers?' is a classic :(

Very well then *Peej sings a rendition of 'Fly to me the moon' at which point the pub empties. Peej promptly raids the bar*

Pour me something that's gonna put a zing in my step and make me attractive to men ... on second thoughts get the nearest man to me a large drink and them ask him if I'm worth a tug ... OK OK it may take more than one drink for that to happen!

:drinking:

Pour me something that's gonna put a zing in my step and make me attractive to men
:drinking:
Socks down your top usually works

Socks down your top usually works

Bloody hell if I shoved socks down my top, I would look like Jordan http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/smilies/sick.gif

Right.....the Bar is open for anyone wishing to do Liquid Lunch!

Also Flip has drawn up a menu of her culinary delights and is currently at her post in the kitchen ready to cook anything you desire....provided of course it's on the menu:

MENU

LITE BITES for £3 per portion:

Deep Fried Breaded Mushrooms - Served with a sour cream and garlic and herb dip

Prawn Cocktail

Potato Skins with a choice of Sour Cream or Chillie dip

Vegetable kebab (2 servings with courgette/carrot/onion/peppers)

French Baggettes/Sandwiches/Flatbread/Pitta Bread/Wraps - with the choice of the following fillings:
Chicken Tikka
Cheese and Pickle
Prawn Mayonaise
Sausage and Egg
Ham Salad
Gammon and Egg
Egg Mayonaise
*******************
MAIN for £5 per portion:

All served with a choice of Rice, Chips, Jacket Potato, Mashed Potato, or Noodles

Duck in orange sauce

Chicken tikka masala with naan bread

Gammon with egg or pineapple and peas

Pork chops with apple sauce and baby vegetables

Lamb cassarole with suet dumplings

Vegetable stir fry

Vegetable lasagne

The following curries, chowmeins and stir fries are also available:
Vegetable/Lamb/Chicken/Pork

************************
DESSERT for £2

All desserts can be served with a choice of home made custard, ice cream or fresh cream:

Sticky Toffee Pudding

Apple pie

Fruit salad

Death by chocolate cake

Cheescakes:
Lemon/Strawberry/Chocolate

Sorbets:
Lemon/Strawberry/Raspberry/Vanilla

****************************
Cheese and biscuits (various) £2
****************************
We also have a wide range of wobbly coffees with which to finish your meal for £1.50.

Any coffee without the wobbly option is £1.


ENJOY

ooh I'll have the lamb caserole with dumplings please. Need to line my stomache as off to a party in london in a couple of hours - husbands brother. Bonfire party.

Please excuse my hair as havn't dried it yet....will eat this then go and dry it and make myself look more lovely than I do now, which won't be hard because I look like an old hag. :shock:

Flip leaps into action to fulfill the first order of the day....!

Hi Cat here's a glass of wine on the house while you wait! ;)

oh go on then, I wasn't going to start drinking so early, still recovering from last night (floopy got me hammered), and the party we are going to will have all BIL's posh neighbours (all owners of 6 bed, double bays in london). Its the first time they will have met them all and their drunken in laws from bedford come staggering thru the door.

Never mind.

ooh thats finished....can I have another one :)

Flip glides across the room and presents Cat with her wonderfully prepared meal whilst Coastie pours a second glass of house wine!

Enjoy! :D

I've come to celebrate - following my promotion, have been told my payrise, it was a good one, have had a real drink, now coming for one here so no hangover tomorrow!

I'll have a large, cold dry white wine & a packet of scampi fries please - such class I know!

Ooh, Coastie that menu looks loverly. Can I have a glass of white wine whilst I decide............................................ .................................................. .
.................................................. .................................................. ....
ok, I'd love a portion of the mushrooms and some potato skins please.
And then to finish off I'd love a tia maria wobbly coffee which I adore, yum, yum.
I never thought I'd be out tonight eating and drinking.

The best thing about your bar Coastie is that I can wear my dressing gown and I don't have to comb my hair - that and the first class service of course!

I'll have a cappachinno and a copy of the Sunday Times to browse through please!

Erm Dol.....you can only wear your PJ's and dressing gown with tatty old slippers in the 'Vegitation Lounge' through the second door on the left.....you go on in and I'll bring your order through forthwith.

Andrea...would you like a refill?

Jaycee....I have a copy of the latest Heat Magazine for you!

Erm Dol.....you can only wear your PJ's and dressing gown with tatty old slippers in the 'Vegitation Lounge' through the second door on the left.....you go on in and I'll bring your order through forthwith.

Well if you don't want my custom i can take it elsewhere! I know a pub just round the corner with sawdust on the floor, a spitoon in the corner and toilets with no toilet paper in ... and they dont' mind my dressing gown and uncombed hair! OK so the glasses aren't exactly clean and the pipes are a bit musty and the landlord has a sawn off shot gun behind the bar, but at least they don't have a dress code!

Go on...I'll have a quick red wine whilst MIL is cutting the lamb.

GULP e DOO's

Dol....your custom is welcome (very welcome...I want to retire one day and your custom will bring that about much...much sooner :D )...all I was saying was that the 'Vegetation Lounge' has been specifically designed for those who want to lay like brocolli say bah to the world. kick back and wear what ever the heck they like as they down a jar or too.....I am trying to keep the main room more sophisticated...besides wouldn't you rather chill on a couch or giant bean bag than have to sit on a bar stool in PJ's? ;)

Cat....have a bottle to go with your meal...half price today!

I'll have 3.....half way there.....woo woo

Free glass of Champers for everyone this evening to celebrate Paula Radcliffe's comeback victory in the NY marathon! :drinking:

Flip....can you do some extra cheesecake tonight?

I'm back on the water now, don't want to wake up with another hangover tomorrow...2 in a row is more than enough.

Can I have it on a chitty?

I can't drink tonight cos Im on antibiotics :mad2:
So, I'll have a pint of water please.

Who wants a game of pool?

I'm too knackered PJ - I've just got back from a weekend in Jersey - maybe tomorrow night :D

I'll just have a quick Vodka & Coke before bed please barman :D

Peej and Cat - Is that water from the tap or would you like a spot of the old Cyberflow Mineral Water...fresh from the SOMBA springs! :cool2:

ILS - I've made it a double!

Ta Coastie - cor I could do with a double tonight :huh: :ninja:

ooh cyber flow please.

I'm on a mission this week to go two days without a drink - IN A ROW!!!

Day one going well.

:laugh:

Im abstaining from it as well after the weekend Ive just had :drinking:

And Coastie, can I just get it form the tap since I am skint?

Cat....her you go dahrling!

Peej - I'll give you a free twist of lemon so you don't look so cheap! :wink2:

I'd love a nice cold corona with a slice of lime if please, if it's not too much trouble.

...besides wouldn't you rather chill on a couch or giant bean bag than have to sit on a bar stool in PJ's? ;)


In PJ's what?! :ohmy:

I'd like a cup of cocoa before I toddle off to bed, please!

One beer for Andrea and

Dol...you want whipped cream on the top? I only ask since PJ is in da house tonight! :wink2:

Are we open for morning coffee? I only ask as the idea of whipped cream a le grouche on my morning coffee is quite exciting.

Swing them baby. :bye:

No alcohol before 11 am but the Coffe sure does flow.....we have a wide selection of coffee in at the moment (trialing a few to see how they go) so you ca pretty much have whatever you fancy Cat....oh and if you choose the Mocha Special you get a free muffin!

the idea of whipped cream a le grouche on my morning coffee is quite exciting.

:bye:

:ohmy: :dry:

I'll have some of what Cat's having please Barman/woman :)

Flip has decided that everyone should at least try her new 'Nice n Spicey Mini Meatballs' tonihgt and so you can get a free sample at the end on the bar.

I'll try Flip's if she promises to try mine.

I'll try Flip's if she promises to try mine.


:unsure: :wacko: :laugh:

Will someone please play me at pool NOW!!! :ranting:

Ok, ok PJ, calm down my dear - I'll give you a game!!!


I think I need a vodka & coke 1st though!

Thats fine, you can buy me a pint while your at the bar.

I'll get you a pint Peej, just about to get meself one. Larger?

2 days off the beer is more than enough.

Cat, can't we get a bottle of vino and share PUR-LEASE!!!

I'll get these guys and girls - I'm a little flush tonight :laugh:

That's very kind of you Cat. Em, you might as well get me two then..

I'll get these guys and girls - I'm a little flush tonight :laugh:
As opposed to a little flushed, which is what you'll be later :laugh:

As opposed to a little flushed, which is what you'll be later :laugh:

Who me? :blink:

I think you must be getting me mixed up with someone else :laugh:

Ceri, I will share a bottle with you later, need to quench my thirst first. Another pint please...who's serving tonight...peej you up for another yet, what does everyone else want too.

I'll have a bud with you Cat :)

Oh stuff it, I'll have a Bud too then...

Buds all round then...and a few nibbles.

Feeling good tonight, had an excellent day at work, worked me but off I did, acheived much more than planned.

Peej you up for another game of pool, I'll wop your ****.

I'm buying a bottle of full red, Ceri you still around?

Ooooh at long last!!!!

I like Rioja Crianza or what about really spoiling ourselves and going for a Gevrey Chambertin?

Lordy, you fussy tart..you are going to have to settle with a bottle of Sierra Valley, California and be done with it my girl.

Cheapskate!!

Oh well, call that dishy waiter over and we'll see whether he looks as good close up...

all I can say is yes he bloody well does...

:happybday

He is not bad is he? :wub:

Sorry cat - had to nip out there to watch the footie - still up for the game of pool? You won't whoop my ass at all hen.
Cat?
CAT??

Stop drooling over the waiter! And that goes for the rest of you tarts! :ranting:

Who are you calling a tart PJ ? :ranting:

*buys ils a cocktail*

Sorry :closedeye

Apology accepted PJ :)

*you know I will forgive you anything* :wub:


Now where is my 'Slow Comfortable Screw up against the wall'? :wink2:

Did you find it ils????

Coffee please with a Groucho whipped sumpreme topping.

I did and it was lovely ;) :)

..youeeeeee....anyone serving.

can I have 12 buckets of water to take away please. Oh and whilst I'm waiting I'll have a pint of larger please.

Good evening... :bye:

Still no water Cat?


Whilst I'm here I'll join you, could I have a bud please barman :)

Still no water Cat?


Whilst I'm here I'll join you, could I have a bud please barman :)

Nope, last report was about midnight.

We had water at work so I have been doing the toilet flush run today...came here with buckets of water at lunch time to flush, went to childminders to do hers. Then again after work...drove home at 1 mile an hour with 5 large bins (swing bin stylee), in the boot (its an estate car). Gave a bin to the minder and bought the rest home. Good old blitz spirit.

I'll have a bud too now, finished my pint.

:bye:

Good evening, SERVICE AT THE BAR PLEASE!!!

Is floopy buying the drinks tonight, being her birthday an all??

I'll start of with a cider please, need to wake up, been dozing on the sofa.

:wave:

Bud for me please!

I'll have an ice cod Miller please - my son's drunk all mine

ils, did you put up the birthday decorations. They are lovely.

I did - nearly fell off the chair though, if it hadn't been for Rob there to catch me I would have hurt myself.

I'll get yours Rob :D

Cheers ils :drinking:

Fancy another?

Fancy another?

I never say no :p :)

Right Coastie - set up another round please :drinking:

Oh, I'm ready for number 2. ils I love the photo collage, does floopy know you've got some of those? :ninja:

No but when she finds out Groucho is a dead man! :ohmy: :ninja:

that's not me, honest;y, I dont have a mole there. that's Bonnie I think, in that one on the right.

yeah, but who's goat is that?

I seem to remember you and coastie having a goat thing going on......

That may be so....but that's NOT my goat...this is my goat (and me)http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/black.jpg .

you dont have a goat, do you Cat?

not really, no :sad:

LARF dasdc

Well it doesn't look like Bonnie to me :eek:

Have you ever seen her in red PVC before?

who's the bloke in back ground with the black PVC mask? :ninja:

You hoo..

Glad to see the tv has been set up tonight...bottle of your finest bud please Coastie (had 4 already - blinkin flyin!).

The X Factor is about to being....I predict tonight will see the departation of...........it will be a shocker......




























Cassie.
x

..tum, tum, tum....

Heute abente, da sind keine leute here.

******

Is anyone still here?


Vodka & diet coke for me today barman, please!

I'm here - another vodka and diet coke for ils please - and I'll have a large glass of red wine

Thanks Rob http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/smilies/thumbsup.gif


I'll get the next round http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/Smilies%20-%20Party/cheers.gif

I'm just finishing my first glass of wine of the night, can I have a refill please:)

And is there any bombay mix going around?

Is that like China flu?

I saw some dry roasted peanuts on the bar earlier Andrea if that's any good. (But I ate them all)

Pint of sheep dip please barperson. Are you allowed to say barmaid these days?

NO NOXIE no bar MAID my 11 year old tells me pimps means easy. Maid means something else now. I like it when a bar is open for a post hangover breakfast.

I'll stop for a Groucho Whipped & Creamy if I may.

Shifting furniture about to see where my new peice of furniture should go, just can't decide.

About to tackle a HUMUNGUS pile of ironing next, will do it whilst watching the repeat of the xfactor.

Good morning. :wave:

Bottle of bud please barperson.

:wave:

Make that two please :)

ils!! great to see you. I have had a bloody great day. That peice of furniture I restored is the Barry Balls...not putting it upstairs, have rearranged this room so it fits...its great for all Freddies toys. Scrubbed all of downstairs in my rearrangement, did 2 hours worth of ironing, finally reframed and put up some children pics, am now cooking a full roast. So having a blinkin beer, cos I deserve it.

I will take a pic in mo to show you of the finished result. I'll post it in Reports???

Bonjour
x

Wow you have had a busy day Cat....

I've just watched my son's footie team win 4 -1, spent a little time with miss ils before she caught the train to Cardiff before I went to Tescos to pick up a little bit of shopping!!!

Oh, when will you see her again, you must be feeling a bit down?

I'm going to pick her up for the Christmas holiday on 18th December, so in just over a month, so not too long! But I am missing her already! :sad:

lets have a drink then.

Good idea - cheers http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/Smilies%20-%20Party/beer.gif

gulp...cheers again...my round.

On the red now...joining me?

Eldest needs the computer for homework so finish the bottle if you like and I will be back in half an hour.

x

Good evening....a pint of your best please serving person....

yoo hoooo.....any one serving????

A large large vodka and tonic please!

I'm off out tonight with two friends, one is driving and the other is a recovering alcoholic .... should be brill! Oh well I will have a trusty bottle of red wine to greet me when I get in!

Have a good time Dol - and see you in here later :bye:

I'll have a bud please barman!

I'll get that ils, on my second now. Just had to sort out Freddie as had a hissy fit....he had a late sleep and woke up and wouldnt' stop crying. I gave him some raisons and he kept thinging he had dropped them and searched with tears streaming down his face for the raison that was never dropped in the first place (does that make sense).

Anyway he is now quite happy tucking into his tea of cheese on toast, raisons and two jacobs crackers.

What are your plans for this evening?

On friday night one 21, watches soaps and has a bath. One 18, goes to ranger guides a 30 minute drive away, one 11, stays home and we play games with her as Friday is game night. And in about 15 minutes one 4, is going to be going to bed. My plans are to enjoy really enjoy and not fake enjoying playing the games!!!!!!
Maybe get in chat I wish there was a quiz

I've never done a quizz here, but read a few people raving about them, why did they stop.

Another quick drink before you go and really, really enjoy your games Sheoque?

Eldest and noisiest is at a sleep over party tonight.

Lordy, its quiet in here tonight...I'm going to end up getting sloshed all on my own.

Game of pool .....anyone?

.........darts??

.........darts??


You explain how and I'll play... :boxing:

Right its very easy.

You take a glass of red wine..drink it.
pick up a dart and throw
Then you take another glass of wine and drink it
pick up a dart and throw
and so it go's on.......easy peasy

Bar person..one more round for the dart players.

Right its very easy.

You take a glass of red wine..drink it.
pick up a dart and throw
Then you take another glass of wine and drink it
pick up a dart and throw
and so it go's on.......easy peasy

Bar person..one more round for the dart players.


okay me first......wine....dart....throw.....**** I hit the hamster, how many points is that?? :ohmy:

I've just been paying darts tetris and mastermind with an 11 year old for two hours. I am enjoying a well earned choc ice before 18 year old gets home and delights me (bores me rigid) with escapades of another jolly evening with the ranger guides...The four marys in Bunty have invaded my gal she is a parody of them and Oh I hope they don't pass any ambulances or fire engines or police on the drive home. We will listen attentively while being cynical in our heads about children in need on TV till about 11PM and hopefully she will have had her hot choc and clear orf to bed.
We are all up early tomorrow as its family shopping day and the two olders are going to try and have an independent shopping hour!!!!We will start by invading McDonalds at about 0845 for breakfast! Hvae to be home by 2pm for 18 year olds driving lesson so at least its time limited.
I think I'll have another SPAR mint choc ice.

I've just been paying darts tetris and mastermind with an 11 year old for two hours. I am enjoying a well earned choc ice before 18 year old gets home and delights me (bores me rigid) with escapades of another jolly evening with the ranger guides...The four marys in Bunty have invaded my gal she is a parody of them and Oh I hope they don't pass any ambulances or fire engines or police on the drive home. We will listen attentively while being cynical in our heads about children in need on TV till about 11PM and hopefully she will have had her hot choc and clear orf to bed.
We are all up early tomorrow as its family shopping day and the two olders are going to try and have an independent shopping hour!!!!We will start by invading McDonalds at about 0845 for breakfast! Hvae to be home by 2pm for 18 year olds driving lesson so at least its time limited.
I think I'll have another SPAR mint choc ice.


Can I request that you split your paragraphs...was a shocking bunch of scribe to take in.

But lovely.

xxx

Here's a picture of a hamster.


Please make sure you avoid with your darts Buzz.


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Is anyone still playing darts, I've got my wine, I'd love a game.

Are we playing 501's or round the clock?

I'm back - sorry I just disappeared but I was offered dinner in the local carvery and that was something I wasn't going to pass up on!

I'll join in the darts but I'll warn you, my shot is not that good, so stand well clear :blink:

Yeh, Yeh ils, I believe you.

You were ogling Donny Osmond on the tv really:wink2:

Anyway, your shot.

Look out, Ils shot just narrowly missed the old guy in the corner.

It was the boys from Blue Andrea - get it right :laugh:


Donny is on later :wub:

Donny's been on once already.

You mean you missed it:ohmy:

I did http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/smilies/sad-smiley-021.gif


*ils is now http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/smilies/sad-smiley-021.gif in to her beer*

Don't worry, He wasn't on for long.
He was in the panel for blankety blank:rolleyes:
So his main bit will still be coming up:)

I heard him on the radio this afternoon as well, it's been a good day http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/Smilies%20-%20Party/party05.gif



Another beer please barman http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/Smilies%20-%20Party/beer.gif

Morning, a Groucho whipped cream please (where is he??).

Ils I too am a Donny fan..my bedroom used to be swathed in purple.

Love me for a reason, let that reason be love....true poets.

Crazy Horses....what was that all about tho :wave:

I always knew you had taste hiding somewhere Cat :) :bye:



Crazy Horses = cars/motorbikes :)

I still love all of their songs...

Donny still looks gorgeous dosn't he, and he's very funny.

:wave:

He is a real hunk :wub: I'm off to see him again in concert next October :D

ooh you are a star ils. Just been on ebay and bidding for loads of Donny stuff, decided thats what my two sisters are going to get for xmas. A fetching Donny CD clock each and an Osmonds Greatest Hits CD...and one each for me too.

Good thinking bat man.

:boxing:

PS Infact my younger bro is a big fan too (he has got all the original albums), will get him one too.

HURAHHH gifts sorted.

Just popped in for a quick one....round at my mums house and she has a PC..yipee...we are having a joint birthday bash tonight so I'll be nicking a few of the spirits from behind the bar just to ensure everyone has a good time! :wave:

What a lovely suprise...I'll have a bottle of bud, and what ever you would like as a birthday drink.

:wave:

Bud for me too barman and what ever the birthday girl is having :)

I'll get that ils. Getting ready for tonights excitement....

Brief drink before I get tea ready, lasagne tonight....with lashings of garlic bread and green salad. :wave:

Oooo I'll have a swift Southern Comfort and lemonade to get me started...then I'll chase that up with a Smirnoff Ice...before moving onto a Vodka and Red Bull...then maybe a Guiness....then perhaps a pint of Directors before moving back to the Guiness....then can I have a Baileys, then a Dooleys and a double of Jack Daniels to finish off....don't want to be to blotto when the guests arrive!

Oooo I'll have a swift Southern Comfort and lemonade to get me started...then I'll chase that up with a Smirnoff Ice...before moving onto a Vodka and Red Bull...then maybe a Guiness....then perhaps a pint of Directors before moving back to the Guiness....then can I have a Baileys, then a Dooleys and a double of Jack Daniels to finish off....don't want to be to blotto when the guests arrive!
:laugh:

:ohmy: , you are definately my sort of girl.

:ninja: GOATS WE STAND UNITED :ninja:

Stand Cat.....after that lot standing might be a little to ambitious but I'm willing to give it a try! :)

We could use props :laugh:

Mine would have to be stress tested first! :sad:

Is it too early for beer yet??
:drinking:

You should know better, I've just cracked opened my second bottle of bud.

I'll get you one...COASTIE...YOU AROUND!!!!

How was the office today dear?

You should know better, I've just cracked opened my second bottle of bud.

I'll get you one...COASTIE...YOU AROUND!!!!

How was the office today dear?


Office not too bad...several visits from young people...had to get a bit cross with one in particular!!

Feel the need for several beers tonight, telly and bed

Office not too bad...several visits from young people...had to get a bit cross with one in particular!!

Feel the need for several beers tonight, telly and bed

You know the rules, no more than 10 bottles on a midweek night.


Anymore and you won't be able to look after me.
:ninja:

:ohmy: You 2 girls are a bad influence, you could lead a girl like me astray :ohmy:

:ohmy: You 2 girls are a bad influence, you could lead a girl like me astray :ohmy:

:laugh: without appearing presumptious, as I obviously don't know you ils.....but I think that's highly unlikelyl ol

ils...she's calling you a lush..did you see, did you see?

I did :(


*ils sulks in the corner with her bottle of bud*

I did :(


*ils sulks in the corner with her bottle of bud*


I knew it was all a big mistake bringing her here, lowering the tone. I can only apologise...another bud ils??

I need one to drown my sorrows :(


*ils can't believe that buzz is trying to tarnish her reputation*

Come on hen - Im drowning my sorrows as we speak. Grab a stool!

Oh, don't be too upset ils. She just gets over excited.. Between you and me, she's 65 and never goes out...this has been like a new life line.

She dosn't mean any harm at all, in fact if you can over look the facial hair you will grow quite fond of her.

:wave:

Come on hen - Im drowning my sorrows as we speak. Grab a stool!


peej, here have my jumper..I think its about time you started to cover up.
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Come on hen - Im drowning my sorrows as we speak. Grab a stool!
You are my knight in shinning armour PJ :wub:


ils whispers to PJ - you know that buzz....she is trying to tarnish my reputation.... she has got sights above her station!!!


Cat - I will try,but it is hard to forgive what she has said .......

can I come and join you all. I'd love a glass of vino, and is the big screen on ready for IAC.

:ohmy: :oops: Oh ils.......I have just logged back on and found this.....please don't take offence... I am sure you are an upright, virtuous(spelling) citizedn, who would not dream of drinking to excess like myself...(and that bloody cat!!) troublemaker she is!!)

Nah Buzz, I think you got it right first time:wink2:

Not you as well Andrea :boxing:

:ohmy: :oops: Oh ils.......I have just logged back on and found this.....please don't take offence... I am sure you are an upright, virtuous(spelling) citizedn, who would not dream of drinking to excess like myself...(and that bloody cat!!) troublemaker she is!!)
Of course I wouldn't Buzz - alcohol never passes my lips :wink2: :laugh:

Of course I wouldn't Buzz - alcohol never passes my lips :wink2: :laugh:

HOw do you get in into your system then?? :confused:

:devil: Now that would be telling :devil: :laugh:

You can get totally ****ed by pouring alcoholic drinks up your bum - seriously! I don't know how you would get into position though...
Ooops! Have I given away your secret ils?? :ohmy: :ninja:

Ooops! Have I given away your secret ils?? :ohmy: :ninja:
You are close PJ - it's just I get someone else to do it for me :devil: but sshhhhhh don't tell anyone :wink2:

OooooooooooEeeeeeeeeeer missus:ohmy: :wink2:

Look! Andrea's in the bar everyone.

Moderators aren't supposed to drink when they're on duty.

cheerio!

She is always in here Scooby :ohmy:

She is always in here Scooby :ohmy:
Christ! It's worse than I thought. It's like having an alcoholic policewoman roaming the streets.

Rumour has it there's more than just tobacco in those rollies as well.

cheerio!

Hey, on duty, off duty, whats the difference.

As for the rollies, its all natural stuff that goes in there, I'll have you know:wink2:

Right then people - whit'll it be?

Bud for me please PJ.....

Can I have a baileys please Peej, to finish of the day nicely.

Okay, that's erm £2.20 please ils...

I didn't realise you sold your services so cheap PJ :wink2:

Oiy PJ they'll be none of that this is a respectable establishment! :mad2:

Bottle of bud please barperson..and then lots more.

Friday night, nothing planned (for a change)....got a nice thai curry to eat later and will mouch about here until I am rendered incoherent and physically unable.

Anyone joining me in a bud???

I'd love to have a bud with you Cat, that's if your still here and not asleep under a table somewhere:laugh:

Oiy PJ they'll be none of that this is a respectable establishment! :mad2:
:ohmy: When did you get back?!?

I'd love to have a bud with you Cat, that's if your still here and not asleep under a table somewhere:laugh:


Youeee :bye: here I am gets up from under table. Oh dear, have I missed everyone.

Never mind.

Whilst I'm here I'll have a Groucho Whipped Cream please barperson.

Evening all (except peej, he can bog off).

A bud please barperson, and I promise to behave.

Middle son has been doing a quiz, we are stuck....see if any of you clever dicks here can help:

Find the word - An Occupation

_ _ _ R _ R _ S S _ R

First one to guess gets a drink from me.

Hairdresser?

Well done you, I can see a hairdressers from where I sit here....DOH!!!!!

All is forgiven, whats your pleasure?

:ohmy: When did you get back?!?

I know...I led you into a false state of security by saying I wouldn't be back till today but HA.....I managed to sneak onto my mums PC and friends bosses PC a couple of times whilst I was on leave.....I knew I had to keep an eye on you Peej.....! :devil:

Bonnie....I've mixed you a special cocktail called 'Pussy Passion'.......I hope you like it! :bye:

Bonnie....I've mixed you a special cocktail called 'Pussy Passion'.......I hope you like it! :bye:

OOOOOhhhh i will love every cotton pickin' sip of it :laugh: Fank you :)

Could you mix me something special Coastie please?

I have missed your cocktails :(

For you ILS anything....now let me take a look....

A bit of this a touch of that and a smidgen of...oooh and a little bit of ahhhhhhh......

Here you go......it's called a......'Donny Delight'

it's called a......'Donny Delight'


Don't disturb me anyone - I am going to heaven and back :wub:

Coastie...could you make me something really nice, have a a horrible day and need something to give me a cuddle from inside.

Buzz.....I thought you would never ask......right....hmmmm for such a distinguished customer...I think ahh yes....a bit of ooo la la....and some snuggly stuff and right give it a stir........

Here you go Buzz.....it's called......'Snuggle Huggle'

Buzz.....I thought you would never ask......right....hmmmm for such a distinguished customer...I think ahh yes....a bit of ooo la la....and some snuggly stuff and right give it a stir........

Here you go Buzz.....it's called......'Snuggle Huggle'


Thank you coastie, am going to wrap myself up in the duvet and enjoy.. :hug:

Coffee and Tea and lots of it.......I need caffine and you're more than welcome to join me!

I'd LOVE a cup of coffee please Coastie :)

Here you go ILS.....oh and try one of Flips new special Christmas cookies...she's very proud of them....aparently they are ultra low fat with maximum taste! :)

I would love a large G&T right now, and maybe a few nuts to go with it :)

G&T.....I'll put a couple of ice cubes on a plate just is case you want it cold......

as for the nuts....well there's plenty of those to go around!

Here you go ILS.....oh and try one of Flips new special Christmas cookies...she's very proud of them....aparently they are ultra low fat with maximum taste! :)

It was gorgeous - my compliments to the chef!

I'll have a coffee and one of flips biscuits please.

Since it's after 1pm would you like that to be a wobbly coffee?

Can I have a wobbley coffee too?

Sure ya can........Baileys okay or would you prefer Tia Maria....or anything else for that matter......

I on the other hand will have a huge mug of tea and join you with a large cookie......one of Flips less healthy options but ooooo soooo good!

I'd love a cup of tea please Coastie, warm me cockles up.

Any chance of a custard doughnut?