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jaycee
27-08-2005, 02:34 PM
uk.tickle.com/test/animalpast/result.html


Discover Your Past Life
Jackie, in your former life, you were a Leopard!
Leopard

Not much is certain in life; past or present; but we know this much about you: In your last life you were a sultry leopard named Lola. You were a showgirl, with yellow feathers in your hair and a dress cut down to there. You would meringue and do the cha- cha. And one night at the Copacabana (the hottest spot north of Havana), you fell in love with Tony, the handsome bartender. Tony fought Rico (he wore a diamond) for you and won. You proved a lot of people wrong by managing to change your spots and started wearing dresses from Marks and Spencer’s that were much more becoming for a married lady. The two of you grew old and happy together, joyfully dancing your lives away at the club to the soulful tunes of Barry Manilow.


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Patsy
27-08-2005, 02:56 PM
I was the same jaycee. I wonder if it gives any different results.

ils
27-08-2005, 03:07 PM
ils in your former life, you were a Monkey! :blink:


Don't go bananas; in your former life you were a tiny monkey named Oompa. Here's what we know about you: With an adorably sweet demeanour and sharp as a pointy knife, you found success working with a street performer named Juan, who worshipped you and treated you like his own child. He bought you a gold satin jumpsuit with royal blue ruffles, a matching top hat, and a sequined bag for donations. He would play your favourite disco tunes on his accordion, prompting you to dance around and flirt with the crowd while you collected spare change, picked pockets and got up to general monkey business. Everybody loved you. And you loved everybody. You and Juan took your gig around the country and spent the money on tapas and monkey nuts. You were one happy, not to mention cheeky, little monkey.

PJ
27-08-2005, 03:36 PM
^^^^^^ same as ils.

Mars
28-08-2005, 07:26 PM
Same as ILS and PJ ^

karenh
28-08-2005, 07:32 PM
Leopard for me....

Critique
28-08-2005, 08:07 PM
Come on out of your shell; in your former life you were a hermit crab named Herman. Here's what we know about you: An only child, you were raised in a small coastal community. You were quite beautiful, but always a little awkward around your peers. After you failed a public speaking course three years in a row, the town doctors diagnosed you with a social anxiety disorder. Because of your fear of open spaces and social situations, you decided to keep your business indoors, away from the public eye. During your time alone, you discovered your talent for sculpting and decided to dedicate all your time and energy to your art. You specialised in making extraordinary sculptures by using whatever you found around you, so you were very fortunate to live on a beach without a sewage outlet. All the top crab critics say your sculpture gallery is the best in the world, although we think that something fishy is going on. :unsure:

Coastie
29-08-2005, 10:31 AM
Another Leopard here....Barry Manilow - God Forbid! :wacko:

Patsy
29-08-2005, 10:42 AM
You specialised in making extraordinary sculptures by using whatever you found around you, so you were very fortunate to live on a beach without a sewage outlet.

Is that how you made those commemorative slippers Crit? :sick: