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Slipper
22-11-2004, 01:45 PM
NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!









ALL ARE WELCOME.



OPEN TO MEN ONLY



Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each. Sign up early and get a discount on registration. The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:









DAY ONE







HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS





Step by step guide with slide presentation









TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?





Roundtable discussion









DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR





Practising with hamper. Pictures and graphics.









AFTER DINNER DISHES & SILVERWARE - DO THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?





Debate among a panel of experts.









LOSS OF VIRILITY: Losing the remote control to your significant other





Help line and support groups









LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT







PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.





Open forum













DAY TWO









EMPTY MILK CARTONS: DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?





Group discussion and role play









HEALTH WATCH - BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.





PowerPoint presentation









REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST





Real life testimonial from the one man who did.









IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?





Driving simulation









LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE





Online class and role playing









HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION





Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques









REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE





Bring your calendar or PDA to class









GETTING OVER IT. LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME





Individual counsellors available

Andrea
23-11-2004, 01:04 PM
Can I sign my husband up please, he needs help in all those topics:laugh: