Take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.


Here are a few examples to start you off:

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like,the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

Masterbator: A professional ****er

Clupping - applauding with one hand, whilst the other is holding a cup

Menupause

The time in a woman's life that she loses the urge to cook.

Postergeist: Creepy message-board troublemaker

Fogging Sex with strangers in a car with steamed up windows.

Bookweeping: What I do every quarter when I try and sort out my accounts

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

GLOSSIP enhanced passed on conversations.