Bella
12-09-2005, 06:58 PM
I was listening to the radio today and the DJ gave this sort of riddle
A man went into a bar and asked the barman for a glass of water, the barman pulled out a gun and the man said thanks very much and left the bar.....................Why?
I didn't find out what the answer was but it wasn't a water pistol and it wasn't a drinks gun.........anyone help?! :unsure:
Dolores
12-09-2005, 07:03 PM
he had the hiccups and wanted to get rid of them!
Fee For All
12-09-2005, 07:05 PM
He had hiccups Bella. The barman pulled out the gun to give him a fright. :wink_kiss
Fee For All
12-09-2005, 07:06 PM
Great minds Dol ...:laugh:
Dolores
12-09-2005, 07:06 PM
Great minds Dol ...:laugh:
! lol! or is it fools... nah ... great minds!
Bella
13-09-2005, 09:26 AM
Ah, thank you ladies!! :thumbsup:
What was the barman doing with the gun in the first place though!! :shocking:
Fee For All
13-09-2005, 09:30 AM
It was probably an Edinburgh pub Bella :p
Bella
14-09-2005, 02:38 PM
It was probably an Edinburgh pub Bella :p
Now if you had said Glasgow, I would have agreed with you........that said there are some very dodgy boozers in Edinburgh where I would not be surprised if the barman had a full stock of weapons! :shocking:
One from yesterday's radio:
A policeman is sitting at the traffic lights as they are red, a sports car with two teenagers goes past at 50 mph but he doesn't stop them or go after them............WHY
Andrea
14-09-2005, 10:44 PM
Cause he's sitting at the traffic lights and not in a car???:unsure: Not sure about that one.
Critique
14-09-2005, 11:09 PM
They're going across in front of him? i.e. their lights were green?
Fee For All
15-09-2005, 12:53 AM
He was at a level crossing and the car was on a train?
Bella
15-09-2005, 07:51 PM
He was at a level crossing and the car was on a train?
Close Fee........but no cigar!
edit: just realised that I gave the exact same answer as Critique!
Bella
16-09-2005, 07:25 AM
They're going across in front of him? i.e. their lights were green?
Arrgh, sorry Critique I didn't see your answer! You are right, well done! And PJ well done to you too and apologies for not seeing this earlier! :blush: