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Cat
15-09-2005, 06:56 PM
Started last night...WOO HOOOO

It's hosted by a reet posh bird called Lisa Butcher -LISA FRIGGIN BUTCHER!!!. She may talk posh but she dont' know her tide line...spades the slap on she does ...YAK! Looks like Tarnya BB4.

However - some good contestants here. Was really encouraged by the beautifull looking girl,nice hair, boobs, flat tummy....but an **** and thighs that would cause a minor quake..BLIMEY WHERE DID THEY COME FROM LOVE???

Very encouraging.

Faves are Edwina and the blonde girl from Newcastle - Lucy.

Anyone else watching?????

bridge
15-09-2005, 07:01 PM
how did i miss this????????? :excl: i will have to wait for thr re-show. (sigh)

Patsy
15-09-2005, 08:03 PM
Bridge, does this belong to you?

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/Patsy271/odin.jpg

Flip
15-09-2005, 09:54 PM
Patsy - behave will you?? Bridges baby is far more endearing than that little cabbage patch!

Oh GOD I love this programme - it is soooooooo low budget in comparison to ANTM - I loved Edwina too Cat, an elegant and gracious black beauty [am I allowed to say that?].

God I saw that back end tremble the whole stage - I am trying not to be catty here [no pun dear] but how did she get on this - lovely as she may be, and lovely as her backside maybe for the Ibiza holiday shot - it is not, nope sorry, not in any way a backend for BNTM!!!!

And that gobby one who couldn't take the criticism??? GEt her OOOOOT!!!

bridge
17-09-2005, 03:50 PM
Bridge, does this belong to you?

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/Patsy271/odin.jpg


Pats what have you done to my poor baby? :ohmy: Oh you meanie you. Hee Hee .

bridge
17-09-2005, 03:56 PM
Started last night...WOO HOOOO

It's hosted by a reet posh bird called Lisa Butcher -LISA FRIGGIN BUTCHER!!!. She may talk posh but she dont' know her tide line...spades the slap on she does ...YAK! Looks like Tarnya BB4.

However - some good contestants here. Was really encouraged by the beautifull looking girl,nice hair, boobs, flat tummy....but an **** and thighs that would cause a minor quake..BLIMEY WHERE DID THEY COME FROM LOVE???

Very encouraging.

Faves are Edwina and the blonde girl from Newcastle - Lucy.

Anyone else watching?????


I caught this last night Woot, who is Lisa friggin Butcher when she is at home? did she used to be in EastEnders Hee, it's just so well naff compared to ANTM, i mean you only have to compare the house they live in, but i will continue to watch it. Who was that whiney girl she got on my tit-s and i am not being mean but i thought she was a wee bit ugly to be on a show like that. :bag: another one i took a dislike too was that posh talking girl who wanted to be in politics, i can't wait to watch next week when they all get their hair cut off. :w00t: Hee Hee Hee

Cat
17-09-2005, 05:16 PM
I think the whinney weepy girl was called Anne - she gets all her hair chopped off this week and weeps some more.

The girl in politics had a bit of a thing going on with her chin didn't she....Jimmy Hill Stylee - bit pug.

Its also repeated on tuesday's for your information.

:thumbsup:

bridge
18-09-2005, 03:44 PM
Cheers Cat !!!!!! :thumbsup:

Cat
21-09-2005, 06:23 AM
Tonight at 9pm followed by the evictee's story at 10pm.

Wooo hooo.

Patsy
21-09-2005, 08:31 AM
That tight-lipped girl who said she will be spokesperson when the next mail comes in and that she will be "very very stern" or something like that.

I wasn't expecting her to talk like that at all. She looks Irish to me and I was expecting her to have a strong Irish accent. She needs to lighten up a bit, doesn't she!

I think Anne was right about the fuss being made about opening the mail though. So what if you're not all there at the same time. How many "models" does it take to open an envelope anyway?

Flip
21-09-2005, 05:40 PM
How many "models" does it take to open an envelope anyway?

One to sniff for drugs and 5 to decide the most stylish way to part the flaps!! Oh and another to ring their agent to decipher the letters!!:shutup:

JakeyBoy
21-09-2005, 05:50 PM
We haven't got this one. We just get America's Next Top Model on cable, typical though. We always do what the yanks do. Which is funny because I want to live there when I'm older!

JakeyBoy
21-09-2005, 05:51 PM
One to sniff for drugs and 5 to decide the most stylish way to part the flaps!! Oh and another to ring their agent to decipher the letters!!:shutup:


:laugh: lol good one

Patsy
21-09-2005, 09:00 PM
We've just had Australia's Next Top Model too, Jakey. That was very entertaining. Their normal, everyday language is so funny. That's where I got my "Packin' it" from, i.e. pooing oneself.

JakeyBoy
22-09-2005, 12:11 AM
lol :kid:

Cat
22-09-2005, 06:08 AM
Best one though Patsy was when one girl was miffed that she had been booted out over another girl who she thought *said in best Orstraylian ecksent* she had a "face like a smashed crab".

I was stoked.

Cat
22-09-2005, 06:10 AM
Well, isn't Edwina turning out to be a reet cow -- KEEP HER IN, YEAH!!!

The welsh mullett head had to go really didn't she. Never mind.

I like the nothern super tall blond girl at the moment.

bridge
22-09-2005, 07:06 PM
One to sniff for drugs and 5 to decide the most stylish way to part the flaps!! Oh and another to ring their agent to decipher the letters!!:shutup:


:w00t: Haaaaaaaa.

bridge
22-09-2005, 07:11 PM
The welsh mullett head had to go really didn't she. Never mind.




Steady Cat steady :laugh: my kids are Welsh. she was a bit wooden was'nt she ! well mullet head has gone.

Flip
22-09-2005, 10:13 PM
ooooooo I just didn't know who I wanted to go - I actulayy don't like many. The one who won the prize was it Jenilee - she is hilarious comic value for being so dim - I quite like her. And her two companiiooons were OK too!

I quite liked the Welsh girl who got the boot - at least she didn't baulk and rolling her sleeves up and washing those pans in the restaurant. Unlike the precious Naomi - who I think looks like a bug eyed toad!! There I said it!

And that Edwina - oooooo she is really gonna get everyones back up - and is she really only 18?????????:ohmy:

Cat
23-09-2005, 06:19 AM
18!!!! Gordon Bennet :ohmy:

Cat
28-09-2005, 05:50 AM
It's on tonight ladies - bridge & flip. 9pm don't forget.

bridge
28-09-2005, 02:48 PM
Thanks Cat, your a pal x i love watching it ,can't wait! :w00t:

Flip
28-09-2005, 05:30 PM
Wooowooo - I watched flicky bits last night and thought to myself that - I had seen this episode 3 times already!!

Patsy
28-09-2005, 09:01 PM
Stiff Steph would have to go, for the accent alone, but she's actually very photogenic.

Tashi and Edwina are great. I hope they have a fight.

Cat
29-09-2005, 06:13 AM
Stiff Steph was nice though, she did have a very unfortunate shape though didn't she - it was like two halves that didn't match up somehow.

I am enjoying the judge - bloke who sits on Butchers left, he's very funny.

Edwina is so far up her own **** its a pleasure to watch - KEEP HER IN!

Jutty jaw is softening but still dont' think she's got it - too lanky and stooped.

Not sure who I like at the moment - did like tall blonde girl but she didn't do very well this week did she - nose problems.

I could have been a model.

Flip
29-09-2005, 06:19 AM
ooooooo I love it!!

I actually think the precocious Naomi, when her hair is straight is beautiful - but like Butcher says she is a bit short! [said in that derogatory fashion like being short was a crime against human nature!!]:glare:

That Edwina - she is utterly oblivious of the minions around her - she is just like a Queen. She is so far up her own backside she will most definitely meet herself coming up for the millionth time!! But she does make the programme funny - as her self confidence knows no bounds!!

Patsy
29-09-2005, 08:28 AM
Marisa, the hard-faced Irish looking posh one. She's a strange looking girl. Can't see anything particularly attractive about her except for the colour of her eyes. She danced well around Andy though. :shocking:

bridge
29-09-2005, 06:28 PM
Marisa is very hard faced is'nt she? i don't think the black hair helps, she should lighten it a bit, and lighten up at the same time!

Miss Diva 2005 should stay in, it is so entertaining watching her, annoying but entertaining, i am sure she would sh-ag herself if she could :shutup:

my fav at the moment is the black girl with long wild hair and the girl with the soft girly voice (which is slightly annoying,) but she seems sweet.

Lola3001
29-09-2005, 07:08 PM
...Am so annoyed Edwina didn't leave - she annoys me way too much for my liking... :shocking: ;)



...Agree with Bridge's comments about Marisa...Apart fromt he part about her making her hair lighter - not sure that would work with her whole look?... :D

Flip
30-09-2005, 06:20 AM
Can I be the first to say HELLO AND WELCOME to both Patsy and Lola - for many a month, only Cat, Bridge and I have been holding the fort on the social commentary of the fashion world. Hoorah now there are two more!!!

Going back to Marisa - the hard, aggressive looking one - and I am sure she is as soft as cotton wool - anyway apart from her stern looks - doens't anyone think she has overly large, gangly and awkward shoulders?? They just seem to move of their own accord whether she wants it or not!! And they get in the way and vie for attention from the camera - I think Maris'a shoulders should be called Edwina's!!

bridge
30-09-2005, 09:00 AM
it's weird because when-ever i watch Americas next top model i usually have a favourite right away, but with Britains NTM i have found it hard to really like any of the girls. :bored:

Flip
30-09-2005, 04:58 PM
birdge I would like to veer slightly :offtopic: [except I would have a smillie face!!!]

but your pic of the delightful and endlessly gorgeous Scottish bum, I bought this postcard for my best mates birthday, and 2 years later she still has it on her pinboard in the kitchen. I have to say it is better in 'real life', as much as it galls me to admit I haven't seen it in 'real life' but the full ON photo is something else!!!:wub:

Lola3001
30-09-2005, 05:48 PM
Can I be the first to say HELLO AND WELCOME to both Patsy and Lola - for many a month, only Cat, Bridge and I have been holding the fort on the social commentary of the fashion world. Hoorah now there are two more!!!




...Only you, Bridge & Cat?... :huh: ...We can't have that can we!!... :laugh:




...Anyway, i have indeed noticed Marisa's shoulders!!...Like a rugby player... :huh: ...Am quite liking Lucy...and another one that i can't remember the name of...I wish there wasn't so many - can never remember their names... :huh: :wink2:

bridge
30-09-2005, 06:21 PM
birdge I would like to veer slightly :offtopic: [except I would have a smillie face!!!]

but your pic of the delightful and endlessly gorgeous Scottish bum, I bought this postcard for my best mates birthday, and 2 years later she still has it on her pinboard in the kitchen. I have to say it is better in 'real life', as much as it galls me to admit I haven't seen it in 'real life' but the full ON photo is something else!!!:wub:


LOL Flip x i found this and thought PHOAR, you have good taste, i am not surprised your friend still has it up on to her pinboard!!!!! , i hope to see a Scottish bum like this when i go to Scotland next week. :laugh: ............................ oh behave! hee

Cat
02-10-2005, 07:39 AM
The first 4 episodes are being shown today on living at 1pm.

Cat
07-10-2005, 05:52 PM
Can I just say I havn't abandoned ship - I have taped wednesday and will watch it whilst doing the ironing on sunday.

OK.

Flip
08-10-2005, 03:09 PM
OK Cat - keeping up sometimes is a tad tricky.

I did watch the latest episode, but shan't say anything about who went where or whatever - but the prize was just a bluddy hoot!!!!

Cat
08-10-2005, 04:47 PM
OK Cat - keeping up sometimes is a tad tricky.

I did watch the latest episode, but shan't say anything about who went where or whatever - but the prize was just a bluddy hoot!!!!

Just read your message through squinty eyes just incase you revealed who went. But you didn't, good girl.

We shall discuss tomorrow.

Cat
12-10-2005, 06:03 AM
Anna! the ugly builder - good. She was a mental case anyway.

Flip
12-10-2005, 05:08 PM
9pm Tonight!!


Meant to be a corker of a programme
- so don't miss it any of you!!!

bridge
13-10-2005, 10:39 AM
Cheers Flip! Did you see it last night? it was so good, i was not suprised when the blonde girl went out (don't know her name), she walked down the runway as if she had a severe case of piles, poor girl. Tashi with the frog was hilirious, i laughed my head off.

Flip
13-10-2005, 11:20 AM
Quite honestly I was surprised Hayley lasted that long - she looked like a reject from Eastenders!! Nice girl, don't get me wrong - but surely not Top Model potential!!

I wasn't keen on the 6 'losers' making usch a big thing of thier loser prize in front of Naomi and Edwina - it smacked of bullying to me. Having said that Edwina and Naomi are two vile specimens, with arrogance to match their egos!!

And wtf was Lisa Butcher doing at the end snivelling like a really bad actress?? It was cringeworthy!!

Still best thing on the box at the mo!!

Patsy
13-10-2005, 11:42 AM
I was out getting wet and drunk last night. Which one was Hayley please Flipster?

Flip
13-10-2005, 11:47 AM
I was out getting wet and drunk last night. Which one was Hayley please Flipster?

She was the small dumpy blonde, who had her hair parted in the middle, just over shoulder length, that was always swept back in a sort of greasy curtain.

She had a cockney accent, she was really lovely and she was very well liked by all the others [except Edwina and Naomi].

And Pats was the wet part of the drunk or an aside [ie rain]??

Patsy
13-10-2005, 11:49 AM
Yes, I was rained on severely. Somehow managed to get a bruise on my knee, too. Can't for the life of me remember how. Ah, twas a good night. :laugh:

bridge
13-10-2005, 03:46 PM
I wasn't keen on the 6 'losers' making usch a big thing of thier loser prize

And wtf was Lisa Butcher doing at the end snivelling like a really bad actress?? It was cringeworthy!!

Still best thing on the box at the mo!!


Yes they did go completely over the top bragging.

Lisa :laugh: how put on did her crying look? she is trying so hard to copy Tyra's style it's so funny.

i wonder if they will get shot of 2 girls next week?

Cat
16-10-2005, 09:51 AM
Why will they get shot of 2 girls next week bridge?

Good show, poor Hayley had to go didn't she - she looked a right plum in the bat winged floaty thing. Just loving the bitching - I almost felt sorry for Edwina and Naomi - untill they opened their mouths AND they would have done exactly the same thing. I do think Naomi is very pretty though.

I am really hoping Lucy will pull the stops out - she just isn't translating to camera is she.

bridge
16-10-2005, 02:08 PM
Why will they get shot of 2 girls next week bridge?




I dunno just a thought! they did this on ANTM last year did'nt they and thought they might try it with BNTM?, it will certainly shake the girls up a bit.