Did anyone see this last night? It was on quite late (around 11pm).

I thought it was quite amusing, although i sometimes wonder why these celebs (and i use the term loosely) put themselves up for this kind of show.

They are training to be holiday reps, and will be representing a company for 10 days. So they got to their villa, and were totally struck dumb at the thought of having to wear a uniform ... WTF - of course they would have to wear a uniform.

So then Jodi Marsh and some model thing (I cant call her a woman as she was vile) decided to cut their uniforms up to make them fashionable. This didnt go down too well as you can imagine !!!

I continues every night for 10 days.

Did anyone see this last night? It was on quite late (around 11pm).

I thought it was quite amusing, although i sometimes wonder why these celebs (and i use the term loosely) put themselves up for this kind of show.

They are training to be holiday reps, and will be representing a company for 10 days. So they got to their villa, and were totally struck dumb at the thought of having to wear a uniform ... WTF - of course they would have to wear a uniform.

So then Jodi Marsh and some model thing (I cant call her a woman as she was vile) decided to cut their uniforms up to make them fashionable. This didnt go down too well as you can imagine !!!

I continues every night for 10 days.

The models name was Jasmine and I desperately want to punch her face in !

Jodi Marsh couldnt get much more make up on that hideous face if she tried could she?

I think Jodie puts the make up on with a bucket and spade. The thing is, Jodie is actually a lovely looking woman, but she is desperate to be a Jordan Mark 11, and it doesnt work. There can only be one Jordan.

I couldnt believe that they has no respect at all for the uniform. I mean, the way they attacked it with scissors and then threw their shoes into the gardens. I truly do think that they thought they could be 'reps' wearing their boob revealing tops. But as the head poncho woman said, there are families on those trips, and they wouldnt want Jodie prancing around in stilletos with her boobs and vagina bearly covered helping them if they have drainage problems in their rooms !!!!!

And as for the other silly bint - Jasmine you say ..... i dont really know what to say about her. The way she walked was enough to make me howl, and the pouting all because she couldnt reveal her knickers and smoke a ciggie :shocking: I love the way her shadow rep asked her what she did for a living as she had never heard of her .... and Jasmine announcing that she was in a 4 page spread in some glossy mag and then calling her disrespectful :w00t:

I had never heard of her either !!!

I meant to see this but it was on a bit late with work the next day. Why do they put things like this on so bloomin late?

I meant to see this but it was on a bit late with work the next day. Why do they put things like this on so bloomin late?
I think they have to with this show, as the reps are in that tacky resort - Falaraki or something .... so there are boobs and bums everywhere.

I think they have to with this show, as the reps are in that tacky resort - Falaraki or something .... so there are boobs and bums everywhere.

Better set the vid then.

Bonsai, I dunno where you get the idea from that Jodie Marsh is a lovely looking woman......... personally I think she looks ghastly - with or without the slap ! But we'll have to agree to differ.

Jasmine the model has spoiled brat written all over her doesnt she? And no Ive never seen her before either. I only know she is a model coz it said so in the Radio Times lol :w00t:

Oh knickers....I knew this was coming up but I didn't realise it was on already! I missed it...

I'll have to record it next week.

I'll have to record it next week.

Its on tonight, and every night for the next 9 days Minks. I think its on slightly later tonight, about 11:05 or something.

Its on tonight, and every night for the next 9 days Minks. I think its on slightly later tonight, about 11:05 or something.

Oh thanks Bonnie - I almost missed this as I'm just about to log off!!
I'll get the recorder set!

Bonsai, I dunno where you get the idea from that Jodie Marsh is a lovely looking woman......... personally I think she looks ghastly - with or without the slap ! But we'll have to agree to differ.

Jasmine the model has spoiled brat written all over her doesnt she? And no Ive never seen her before either. I only know she is a model coz it said so in the Radio Times lol :w00t:

I think they said Jasmine was from Model Behaviour (or maybe from some other model reality TV prog - I can't quite remember!).

The best bit :D was definately when Jasime sat down in a strop because her 'buddy' Olympic rep didn't know who was. She was eating (against rules in uniform) and swearing.
"It's not my f*ing fault she doesn't know who I am, I had a 2 page spread in Esquire magazine:unsure:. I've been in Tatler......" and on and on. Brilliant.

I agree with you about Jodie Marsh Pandora, I think she looks ghastly as well!

I not too sure about this program yet. Two weeks of Jodie and Jasmine whinging they can'r get their boobs is going to get boring pretty quickly - but I can't see what else there is in this program. Maybe we'll get to see some more of the other Z listers tonight.

The Jasmine thing was from Make me a Supermodel and she got booted off before the final three for having the personality of a rabid rat.

She continues to be thoroughly odious, and I can't believe the tv powers are making us see this revolting creature again.

She is also in the recent movie Revolver as a Chinese prostitute (?!). Thanks Mr. Ritchie.

omg, I can just see it now. Next Celebrity love Island II, featuring Jasmine Ratwoman (admits to botox lips and fake boobs by the way), I'm a (unheard of) Celebrity, get me out of Here featuring.....Ratfeatures again, then Celebrity Big Brother, oh jeez..........I am rapidly entering a depression.

Be afraid, be very afraid.

Jodie was such a stuck up b*tch tonight - even though she denies it. complaining about being on the bar crawl and being recognized as a 'celeb'. both her and Jasmin's faces looked like they'd being sucking lemon's.

Sid Little was great though ... King Sid! He was a real professional entertainer.
I loved the comment 'The well known couple Jodie Marsh'

I missed this last night. I went to bed to watch it, and i didnt even see the opening credits - i must of been more tired than i thought :ohmy:

I taped it and watched it this morning.......

Dear Me! I can see that Jasmine one quitting before long!

I'm in the minority here, but I like Jodie Marsh - I'd like to know which toothpaste she uses....that's a fine set of knashers she has there!!

I like Sid too and I hope Jordon perks up a bit...

All in all I quite enjoyed it and I'll be taping it again tonight

I taped it and watched it this morning.......

Dear Me! I can see that Jasmine one quitting before long!

I'm in the minority here, but I like Jodie Marsh - I'd like to know which toothpaste she uses....that's a fine set of knashers she has there!!

I like Sid too and I hope Jordon perks up a bit...

All in all I quite enjoyed it and I'll be taping it again tonight

Minks, Jodie was on Cosmetic Surgery Live on channel five a few months back and she had her teeth done on there.

She went for the whitest possible colour (despite from being dissuaded from doing so by the dentist), had veneers on every single tooth and the total cost was about ten grand !!!!!!!!

It looked like some form of torture too, and she was panicking and fighting. The dentist mustve wanted to have killed her lol......

Personally I think her teeth look like those glow-in-the-dark teeth that Ross accidentally acquired in an episode of Friends... :laugh:

Ive no doubt Jasmine will quit - hopefully somebody will punch her before she does though.

As for Syd Little - awwwwwwwwwww bless im !!!!

I have to say:If i arrived at my destination for my well earned holiday and found my reps were celebs/people making a tv show...I would be soooooooooooo mad.
What about the punters? What about when you genuinely have a problem and need a rep.Would'nt fancy a camera in my face as i'm complaining etc.
There would be violence..on my part.
:boxing:
grr.
(But then that would make good tv..would'nt it)
roftl!

I watched this again last night - I'm really enjoying this.

Dear, oh dear, oh dear.....what can be said about Jasmine - she really thinks the world revolves around her doesn't she.....good on Nina for telling her to shut up when she woke them up with her whinging! But dear me....I didn't think much of the girl who was slagging her off either - and what a corker of a coldsore she had!!


Pandora - after what you said about Jodie's teeth I couldn't take me eyes of them! They do look very false don't they! I'm getting mine bleached at the moment and she's done me a favour by ensuring that I won't go too far with it!!

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Pandora - after what you said about Jodie's teeth I couldn't take me eyes of them! They do look very false don't they! I'm getting mine bleached at the moment and she's done me a favour by ensuring that I won't go too far with it!!

These perfect whiter than white veneered teeth always remind me of dentures. As for Jasmine, she is hilarious although she doesnt mean to be. She was in that Make me a Model programme and fell out acriminously with the twins. She has had a priviledged upbringing and her mother is an ex Bond girl. She is a total prat and not even paticularly attractive with those stick like legs and the wig like hair.

I missed it again !!!!!!!! I was going to record it, but then decided to record Medium on BBC1 instead as i felt sure i could stay awake. But i didnt even see 5 mins of it before i was snoring peacefully.

I give up :sad:

I missed it again !!!!!!!! I was going to record it, but then decided to record Medium on BBC1 instead as i felt sure i could stay awake. But i didnt even see 5 mins of it before i was snoring peacefully.

I give up :sad:

Don't give up Bonsai... This is getting good.

Jasmine is upsetting everyone now - even Jodie
Jasmine is ranting :ranting: the whole time - mainly because people don't know she is. Minklemar you are so right, she really does think world revolves around her. When she walked off the coach having giving 2 holidaymakers her "4 page spread in Esquire" lecture was hillarious.

I'm slightly softening towards Jodie - at least she is trying to join in now. I think the telling off she got for the table dance was a bit excessive.
They might have had complaints about it resembling the making of a porn movie, but that must surely be because of the TV cameras there filming the whole thing.

haha! How sweet was Jordon when he was embarrased about all the topless sunbathers!!
I couldn't believe how nervous Jordon was at the reps meeting! Id've been the same, but I'm not an entertainer - bless him!

I like Toby Antis as a presenter, but I don't see the point of Nancy Sorrell being there....all she seems to do is gurn to camera.

I like all of the 'reps' apart from Jasmine, but I hope she stays so I can watch eveyone else getting annoyed with her....I have a feeling that she'll be sent packing tonight though.

I like all of the 'reps' apart from Jasmine, but I hope she stays so I can watch eveyone else getting annoyed with her....I have a feeling that she'll be sent packing tonight though.

Agree with you entirely Minks.
Jasmine really irritates :ranting: me - but she made LOL :laugh: last night with her antics.
But I reckon she'll get told off for that coach episode and then walk, for the 'injustice' that's been done to her.

I can see Jasmine being recruited for Im a Celeb in November at this rate.... :sad:

As you say Mink, Nancy Sorrell - what a waste of space, she is totally out of her depth as a presenter. !!

And Jodie Marsh - despite the horrendous make up - isnt a nasty person. Unlike glamour model Jordan, who comes across in any interview on TV or in print as a petulant, nasty, spoiled, disrespectful brat.

And Jodie Marsh - despite the horrendous make up - isnt a nasty person. Unlike glamour model Jordan, who comes across in any interview on TV or in print as a petulant, nasty, spoiled, disrespectful brat.

I thought they were particularly hard on Jodie over that lap dance. They were at a naughty beach party and not a vicars tea party. She was told to do it and then got told off for it. The "Olympic" woman who keeps leering that its OK for the boys but not for the girls - yech!

Nadia - SHUT UP! :ranting:

Nadia - SHUT UP! :ranting:
Oh I so agree, Ghostie. She makes my ears bleed....

I managed to see this last night - horrah :laugh:

I like Jodie now ... it sickens me to say it as i thought i would hate her, but she comes across very nice and the rest of the team seem to like her as they sure stuck up for her last night.

I dislike Nadia with a vengence. I didnt even like her when she was in BB and she is sooooooo up herself now. Granted she has lost weight, and looks a lot prettier - but its the voice and personality that winds me up. And she always seems to be up for a fight. She was like that in the BB house.

And as a few of you have said ... why oh why is Nancy Sorrell presenting this show. She cant present to save her life. She spends her whole time trying to be 'funny' and she isnt a comedian. She is only semi well known for marrying a comedian.

I managed to see this last night - horrah :laugh:

I like Jodie now ... it sickens me to say it as i thought i would hate her, but she comes across very nice and the rest of the team seem to like her as they sure stuck up for her last night.

I dislike Nadia with a vengence. I didnt even like her when she was in BB and she is sooooooo up herself now. Granted she has lost weight, and looks a lot prettier - but its the voice and personality that winds me up. And she always seems to be up for a fight. She was like that in the BB house.

And as a few of you have said ... why oh why is Nancy Sorrell presenting this show. She cant present to save her life. She spends her whole time trying to be 'funny' and she isnt a comedian. She is only semi well known for marrying a comedian.

Totally agree Bonsai - Jodie has won me over as well now.
But Nadia - I was shouting at the TV last night :mad2: she was irritating me that much - I thing I never normally do.
I don't think Nadia even writes her own column, it was the only thing she wasn't forceful about. When asked if she wrote her own column "Well ....a little bit".
And as for calling Jodie a fake - talk about the pot calling the kettle black. :bangin:

I don't why Nancy Sorrell is there either - she makes little impression on the show, and the interview she did with Jasmine was really :pooh:

First time I've ever seen Nadia.

Is she errrr, how does one say, born a female? Or a trans?

First time I've ever seen Nadia.

Is she errrr, how does one say, born a female? Or a trans?

She is a transexual. Born Jorge, a male. Had a full sex change and breast implants and is now Nadia - a very loud, irritating waste of space who has changed a lot since BB5.

Totally agree Bonsai - Jodie has won me over as well now.
But Nadia - I was shouting at the TV last night :mad2: she was irritating me that much - I thing I never normally do.
I don't think Nadia even writes her own column, it was the only thing she wasn't forceful about. When asked if she wrote her own column "Well ....a little bit".
And as for calling Jodie a fake - talk about the pot calling the kettle black

Yeah, she might be a lot of things, but Jodie Marsh doesnt come across too badly does she?

And yep its obvious Nadia does NOT write that column. It was the only time she looked sheepish.

I want a holiday rep like Sid next time I go away.
The show they put on for the welcome meeting just cracked me up - LOL .. Brilliant!

Nadia's being just he same as on BB - full of histrionics and insistance of wearing stilletoes at inappropiate times.

I missed it last night and cos I was taping Meduim on BBC1 couldn't tape it..

Can someone let me know what I missed?

I missed it last night and cos I was taping Meduim on BBC1 couldn't tape it..

Can someone let me know what I missed?

Lol - me too. I had to make a decision and Medium won. I watched it this morning though.

Lol - me too. I had to make a decision and Medium won. I watched it this morning though.

I did the same! But I recorded Meduim and missed Holiday Reps completely!

I missed it last night too cos I wanted to tape the programme that had Peter Brame from Fame Acadamy in....

Any updates about what's happeded in the last 2 Holiday Rep programmed would be much appreciated....

Hmmmmm, i cant remember :unsure:

Jodie and Scott (or is it Sam) are still an item and sharing a bedroom.

I think someone is about to get sacked, so the managers were watching them all at work. Syd and Jordan had to try and sell tickets to the booze cruise thing more effectively - so that was their challenge. Syd was hopeless, but Jordan improved.

Jordan also had control of a kids play group at the resort, and he taught they how to dance and put on a show for their families which went down quite well with the managers.

Everyone else just plodded along quite nicely i think, with nothing major occuring.

Sid's problem last night was the girls he was trying to sell to were topless and he was getting all embarassed and tongue tied :laugh:

Last episode tonight of Celeb Holiday Reps....
I don't think anyone will get fired, the celebs will just be reviewed and told whether the would actually be offered a job as real holiday rep or not.
But I can't see any of them taking the offer up :w00t:
I've really enjoyed this series - I wonder if they'll be another one?

Who do you think did well out of this series?

Jodie - def winner. Thought she was right slapper at start of series but in the end I thought she came across really well.
Sid - def winner. Sid's been brilliant, funny, really trying hard and get all flustered when under stress.
Nina - Winner. Didn't know her before but I think she came across as really helpfull and trying to do her best.
Jordan - The Kid came good. Did nothing to start with but in last couple of episodes has come out of shell a bit and tried a bit harder. Came across as quiet but nice.
Scott - Did OK. But seemed to spend most of time chatting up topless girls.
Nadia - The Same. Nadia was just being Nadia. :shutup:
Jasmine - Loser, posssibly big time. But she might get more jobs on other Reality progs. Almost female version of Paul Dannan. Spoilt kid who only thinks about herself and expects everybody else to think about her as well.

Wasn't anybody watching this anymore :sad:

I thought they were a bit hard on Jodie last night not 'offering' her a job but I can understand why they didn't.

Incidently the relationship with Scott didn't last very long, Jodie now says it was a holiday romance and is very embarrased about it.

Jodie Article - regrets Scott (http://icwales.icnetwork.co.uk/0900entertainment/onthebox/tm_objectid=15959743&method=full&siteid=50082&headline=jodie-covers-up-name_page.html)

The way Nadia took the news she was 'fired' last night was crazy. :ranting: Nadia knew she broken the rules, said she was going to get fired, but she still starts shouting and swearing to everyone about how hard done by she was. :wallbash:

:wub: Syd and Jordan duet at the end.
So much better than having Nancy Sorrell or Toby whatisname saying goodbye :laugh:

I didn't last the pace with this program. It was a distraction for a few episodes then got sort of samey, so didn't keep watching.

I watched until the end Ghost, and like you i thought Nadia was OTT. Plus, i cant understand her when she gets angry as her english slips.

I was suprised that Jodie didnt get offered a job, as, like she said - if they were basing their opinions on just the first two days, why did she bother ?

I thought it was sweet when Jodie got all upset at having to leave the resort, and that lovely little lad who bought her a pressie.

What i found irritating though was that Jodie said that finally people liked her because of who she is, and not the image that the press show. I thought ...awwwww, she is in love with Scott, wont flash the flesh so much etc ... But no, she gets back to the villa, opens her top to flash her boobs and dumps Scott almost immediately :huh:

I actually really enjoyed this and feel that if it had been on in a prime time slot it would have been a ratings winner instead of tucked away at 11.00 pm on Channel 5 which not everyone receives. I cant understand why it was on so late it wasnt that rauchy and the language was no worse than anything shown after the 9. pm watershed. I thought they all did extremely well, even Nadia!