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Slipper
23-11-2004, 05:53 PM
And here is a list of phrases that you shouldn't say.....

"Wow, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!"

"Are you ready for seconds yet?"

"Are you going to come again next time?"

"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"

"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

"You still have a little bit on your chin."

"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."

"How long will it take after you stick it in?"

"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"

"How many are coming?"

"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."

"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

bug
24-11-2004, 01:51 PM
look's like you didn't miss any out :laugh:

bridge
26-11-2004, 04:36 PM
One Dumpling or two?

Voice of reason
26-11-2004, 06:53 PM
And all in your best 'Carry-On' - Leslie Phillips Stylee voice :cool2: