DYJLIW - the deputy manager buys you a huge chocolate covered cream cake and lets you go home 10 minutes early :D

he clearly wants you out of the way for some reason ils...:wink2:

he clearly wants you out of the way for some reason ils...:wink2:

I guess she did :wink2:

LMAO!!!!!!! Go ils, hope the cake was good!!:w00t:

LMAO!!!!!!! Go ils, hope the cake was good!!:w00t:It was heaven on earth msgirl :wub:
So much for the diet!

DYJLIW - you have the day off tomorrow :w00t:

DYJLIW you get an unexpected £270 Child Benefit payment!!!

Have you suddenly discovered extra kids, oh Quiz Supremo?

It's a secret love child, Patsy. Those Aberdonians, nothing better to do with their cold nights in! :w00t:

It's a secret love child, Patsy. Those Aberdonians, nothing better to do with their cold nights in! :w00t:

Nothing as exciting as that! My youger son left school to take some time out before uni - we stopped getting child benefit - but apparently we were entitled to some for a while as he is not in full time employment - so they put some in to our account!

We knew nothing about it so we phoned - and all was explained!!

One of your best friends has finally set a date for her wedding!

One of your best friends has finally set a date for her wedding!

will you be buying a hat ILS!

will you be buying a hat ILS!

I don't really do hats, Dol, so I am not sure if I will, but I will certainly be buying a new outfit.

You have a week off work - and hopefully NO sick kids to look after!!

DYJLIW you find out that there is a Kinnerton factory near you and they have a factory shop that sells seconds.
Guess who's been stuffing their face with walnut whips, without the walnut, and choccy biscuits just like the one's in the posh M&S boxes.:w00t:

DYJLIW - you finally get your first appointment with the new NHS dentist in town and he's very nice...:naughty:

(Have you had him in you mouth yet Dol?)

I can now phone up my dentsist of 30yrs and tell him to shove it...his fault for going private on me! :boxing:

DYJLIW - you finally get your first appointment with the new NHS dentist in town and he's very nice...:naughty:

(Have you had him in you mouth yet Dol?)

:w00t: You have no idea how much your post made me fall about laughing :w00t:

DYJLIW - you finally get your first appointment with the new NHS dentist in town and he's very nice...:naughty:

(Have you had him in you mouth yet Dol?)



I haven't had that pleasure Coastie! My dentist is a rather charming petit Persian man ... he spends as little time as possible in my mouth ...probably cos i get free treatment and filling out the paperwork to claim the money back is probably too much hassle.

The new one is Mr Sobeski - he's Polish I believe...has a lovely accent and really nice grey blue eyes...:wub:

He had a good probe around my gigantuine gob and was very pleased with what he saw...he also told me that the minute filling my private dentist said I would need most certainly was not required! Makes me wonder oif the last tiny one he did was really needed or if he simply wanted to rip me off by £35! :mad2:

DYJLIW you send off the cheque to pay for your Easter holiday - only 47 days to go!!

DYJLIW you go into Boots and buy some stuff totalling £12 but only have to pay £2 cause you have a tenners worth of vouchers (got these from collecting points on a pay per click site so basically got the vouchers for free) and then you get a voucher given back to you by the sales assistant for £5 off some skin care products because you have "spent" ten pounds.

DYJLIW - things go wrong in the show you are crewing - and none of them are your fault :thumbsup:

When you get pressies on Valentines Day from all those evil children you have to look after everyday??:laugh:

don't you just love it when you (somehow!) have little chocolate mini muffins in your lunch box...yay!

DYJLIW......you have absolutely NO washing and ironing to do:w00t: :w00t: absolutely NONE, NADA..I can see the bottom of the washing bin!!

DYJLIW......you have absolutely NO washing and ironing to do:w00t: :w00t: absolutely NONE, NADA..I can see the bottom of the washing bin!!
:mad2: :cry: :(

you've just won two dvd's on ebay for your son's birthday next week.

Meet the Fockers and The Simpsons Backstage Pass (the fact that it contains an episode featuring The Who is a bonus ... well it is for me!!)

DYJLIW - you find out, you aren't going to be made redundant after all :D

YAY!
That's great. :thumbsup:

Great news Ils :thumbsup:

DYJLIW ...

your hubby has a day off work and instead of disappearing into his loft/workroom he clears all the rubbish out of the back garden - especially as it mostly wasn't his rubbish but was left there by my ex when he did my son's kitchen and bathroom last year.

Yes, I helped (a bit) ;)

That's fantastic news ILS. Glad it's worked out for you. :)

Thanks girls - it has been a very worrying week! I think I will celebrate with a few :wine: tonight :drinking:

DYJLIW - you find out, you aren't going to be made redundant after all :D

Yeah ... fabberoonie :cool:

DYJLIW the weather is nice where you are and cold where everyone else on a particular forum (not naming names!) are :laugh:

DYJLIW you get home and the door is answered by your almost 13 year old, wearing an apron because he's been helping his Dad make dinner. Hugely bless. :wub:

DYJLIW you get a nice cheque!

DYJLIW - your sons team win 4-1 in the quarter finals of the cup, against their biggest rivals (all their school mates) :D

Well done to them ILS.

DYJLIW you have 3 days off to loll around and be lazy.

Well done to them ILS.

DYJLIW you have 3 days off to loll around and be lazy.

YES! Lucky, lucky you! :thumbsup:

Your boss buys you a massive chocolate muffin as you have been working so hard :smartie:

DYJLIW it looks like you are going to Orkney for the "divs"

Your boss buys you a massive chocolate muffin as you have been working so hard :smartie:

He doesn't realise that all the furious typing is done on here, then? :laugh:

He doesn't realise that all the furious typing is done on here, then? :laugh:
You know - he bought me another one today. Do you think he is after the contents of my knickers :unsure: :shocking:

You know - he bought me another one today. Do you think he is after the contents of my knickers :unsure: :shocking:
Depends - what do you keep in them?:ninja:

Depends - what do you keep in them?:ninja:
My lady garden :ninja:

My lady garden :ninja:
Your WHAT??

Your WHAT??

Its what Nadia from BB called it ... her lady garden. I keep mine in my knickers ... along with tomorrows sandwiches.

Its what Nadia from BB called it ... her lady garden. I keep mine in my knickers ... along with tomorrows sandwiches.
Well there you go then....he's after your sandwiches....are they tuna by any chance?

Well there you go then....he's after your sandwiches....are they tuna by any chance?

No .. salmon. Very tasty.

No .. salmon. Very tasty.
Still fishy - thats the important bit!:bag:

Both of your bosses are away for the majority of tomorrow .... and then one of them is out all day Thursday as well. Yippeeeeee.

The on Friday my colleague is back, so my work load reduces again. I cant wait for Friday to come.

........ you have a lunch date with an ex-ex-ex (etc) boyfriend on Thursday who you haven't seen for 20 years. I'm quite nervous, but also just a little excited. Does that make me a bad person?

........ you have a lunch date with an ex-ex-ex (etc) boyfriend on Thursday who you haven't seen for 20 years. I'm quite nervous, but also just a little excited. Does that make me a bad person?

No, it just means you want to see how good/bad you would have ended up sticking with him

DYJLIW you have a snow day :w00t:

DYJLIW you have a snow day :w00t:

you lucky lucky basterd!

enjoy!

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No, it just means you want to see how good/bad you would have ended up sticking with him

I know he's got a better house than me, a great job and earns loads of money, but is he happy?

Are you?

That's all that matters in the end

Indeed, Floople, indeed. And I am. I'm also very curious to see what he looks like now. We've spoken several times on the phone (which Mr P knows about, btw) and I fear we may run out of things to talk about (we were only 19 when we went out - think 80s perm), but it will be interesting and, more to the point, he's paying for lunch, which is nice.

DYJLIW - You find a local pub that has already banned smoking, it's just at the end of your road...and...it has something fun on every night...Curry night tonight and they serve food til closing time...woo wooooooo...they have live bands on Sat nights, karaoke on Thurs...ladies night + cocktails on Fri...big screen sports (rugger sorted) and ooooo so lovely a landlord and lady! :w00t:

Indeed, Floople, indeed. And I am. I'm also very curious to see what he looks like now. We've spoken several times on the phone (which Mr P knows about, btw) and I fear we may run out of things to talk about (we were only 19 when we went out - think 80s perm), but it will be interesting and, more to the point, he's paying for lunch, which is nice.

I think i would be nervous too. Its fun though to get a blast from the past.

That happened to me recently when an X boss (of about 8 years ago) emailed me out of the blue. He said he was coming to Suffolk and could we meet. I bottled it and said no .... but i wonder now if i will always be curious.

And one of the reasons i said no - well, i think we had a slight mutual admiration for one another which was never acted on. I didnt want him to see me now. Im 2 stone heavier, and not as young looking as i was then. I would rather him remember the old me ... and not what i have become.

Sad arent i :ninja:

DYJLIW - you get a lovely tealight holder as a late birthday present from your colleagues at work :D

DYJLIW .. you win the exercise machine you were bidding on at the low price of £10 (opening bid and no others). Picking it up tomorrow evening and then let the diet and fitness regime commence. Had to have a packet of Mini Jaffa Cakes tonight though, to celebrate. :bag:

DYJLIW .. you win the exercise machine you were bidding on at the low price of £10

Well done Crit :thumbsup:

DYJLIW - you get your second snow day in a row :applause:

DYJLIW - you get your second snow day in a row :applause:

I am not surprised going from what was shown on the news today! We still have no snow, not a glimmer but it is blinkin' freezing.

You have had the morning alone in the office - and things have been ticking along nicely. Then one of your bosses turns up ... and you fear he will dump tonnes of stuff on you .... but no, he has gone home :w00t:

So now i have the rest of the day in peace to plod along at my hearts content.

DYJLIW - you have now have 4 days off before you have to go back to work :D

DYJLIW - the council finally accept that the tree outside your house is, in fact, dying - and needs to come down :yahoo:

DYJLIW - the council finally accept that the tree outside your house is, in fact, dying - and needs to come down :yahoo:


Ooooh Fee, when we lived in Mobile, Alabama we rented a house for a year and not 2 weeks after we moved in the the MOST awful smell started coming from the driveway. Well, we had 2 palm/rubber something trees and it rotted from the inside out!! OMG. the neighbors complained and when the tree peeps came to cut it up they were getting sick from the stench!! It was mildly hysterical!:ninja:

DYJLIW you have your third snow day in a row

The weekend starts here :yahoo:

DYJLIW you have your third snow day in a row

The weekend starts here :yahoo:


Rob, I can't believe how much snow you have up there! It was on GMTV this morning in Aboyne and it is just wild! I wish we had snow! :(

DYJLIW......the council gives you permission to build your extension:yahoo: :yahoo:

Yay, wd Buzz :applause: . Now all you need is a couple of cowboys. :ninja:

Yay, wd Buzz :applause: . Now all you need is a couple of cowboys. :ninja:

*snigger* :laugh:

DYJLIW......the council gives you permission to build your extension:yahoo: :yahoo:


Ooh, way to go Buzz!! Now the stress really begins! :good:

Ooh, way to go Buzz!! Now the stress really begins! :good:
Yep, it certainly does. At the moment I am so pleased I am convincing myself I can live with any amount of mess and disruption. I know, however, that I will be climbing the walls that are left when it's all happening.

Just move out, live with the in-laws! :bag:

Just move out, live with the in-laws! :bag:

Yeah! Loads of fun <--- sarcastic

Just move out, live with the in-laws! :bag:
I'd rather move to Beruit for a month...

Is that anywhere near Beirut?

Seriously, good news Barbs. Can I choose my own decor?

I believe it's the country next door Pats...

and as for the decor - of course you can choose your own, but you ain't getting a say in my house:kid:

New kitchen, new dining room, new utility room, new downstairs loo...oh joy..:yahoo: :yahoo:

Which way are you going? Into the garden from where the kitchen is now?

Which way are you going? Into the garden from where the kitchen is now?
Yep, into the garden and knocking down the garage and going out that way too. It's gonna be great...going from 2 rooms downstairs to 3 rooms, plus utility and toilet....

ITS THE WEEKEND.

What a wonderful evening Friday evening is ... knowing you have two whole days off work stetched infront of you.

I have also had a very busy but productive day which also helps with my good spirits.

Happy Friday evening everyone :bye:

DYJLIW......the council gives you permission to build your extension:yahoo: :yahoo:

good news buzz ...now get the thread started and some builders' bums on display!

DYJLIW - it's miss ils's 20th birthday and she sends you a present :wub:

DYJLIW - it's miss ils's 20th birthday and she sends you a present :wub:
Shouldn't it be the other way around :unsure:

Shouldn't it be the other way around :unsure:

It was her way of thanking me for being her mum! I thought it was a lovely thought and unexpected!

Well ils, that WAS sweet and unexpected!! Don't you just want to hug to bits sometimes!! :wub:

It was her way of thanking me for being her mum! I thought it was a lovely thought and unexpected!

That's really sweet. Those moments really choke you up, don't they?

Mr. B offers to buy you a roast dinner down the pub and a couple of drinkies this lunchtime.

DYJLIW your husband sets you a task before he whisks elder P off to rugby training. You complete the task and know you can push your luck for the rest of the day. :laugh:

dyjliw...you notice your little pink pot has more 'sproutage'!!:applause:

Mine too, mg. Have you noticed that they seem to have a white box around them now, too?

I am p*ssed as a fart. I have been down the pub for nearly 7 hrs and consumed by own body weight in vodka (and that is a lot of vodka).

Isnt life great :w00t:

Sure is, Bons. Do you think you'll make it past 8 o'clock?

Sure is, Bons. Do you think you'll make it past 8 o'clock?
I hope so :wacko: Mr.B is going back to the pub tonight to play 3 card brag, so i will be home alone getting sober :unsure:

dyjliw...you are multi-tasking!! I'm doing laundry, cleaned the fridge (i think i have the Nobel Science Prize sewn up!!:sick: ), lollygagging on here, drinking a voddy w/pineapple...and THINKING of doing other things???:thumbsup:

....you get the funniest piece of reputation you've ever recieved.:applause:

....you get the funniest piece of reputation you've ever recieved.:applause:


It must have been from me then...:pimp:

....you get the funniest piece of reputation you've ever recieved.:applause:

Good or bad, Grouch? :pimp:

Bad.....very bad! :D

Bad.....very bad! :D

DYJLIW you realise it's not just you that gets bad rep! :applause:

Bad.....very bad! :D


It wasn't me...I gave you good rep!:shocking:

DYJLIW you realise it's not just you that gets bad rep! :applause:
I never get bad rep..:nerd:


sits back and waits for it to flood in...

DYJLIW the book yoy ordered from Amazon finally arrives :book:

Bad.....very bad! :D

was it from me?!


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DYJLIW you realise it's not just you that gets bad rep! :applause:


phew, glad it's not just me either! :cool:

I'm always more thrilled with the red stuff than the green stuff ... which is just as well lately!!

phew, glad it's not just me either! :cool:

I'm always more thrilled with the red stuff than the green stuff ... which is just as well lately!!

Well, I have a rather nice pattern going on at the moment, I am just a little concerned that the next rep I get might just knock it all out sequence!!:nerd:

Well, I have a rather nice pattern going on at the moment, I am just a little concerned that the next rep I get might just knock it all out sequence!!:nerd:

oooh bella, that's a challenge ... do I green rep you or red rep you! :huh:

i've made my choice ... was it the right one?!

oooh bella, that's a challenge ... do I green rep you or red rep you! :huh:


Well you have a 50 - 50 chance of getting it right!

I challenge you to chose a box! :w00t:

Well you have a 50 - 50 chance of getting it right!

I challenge you to chose a box! :w00t:

i've made my choice ... I need to know was it the right one .. or the wrong one?!


DYJLIW..... you really love your job ! :wub:

DYJLIW you go to your eldest son's parents evening (he's 6) and the teacher has no problems at all with him, he is a lovely boy to have in the class, and his work is really improving.
Especially when a year ago he just didn't want to know anything about reading or writing, he's just come on so much this year.

But also you see a poem that his teacher said I wasn't really meant to see.
I think it must be for Mothers Day and it nearly brought a tear to my eye.:wub:

DYJLIW - Your boiler is fixed and it only cost £47 parts and labour! I know I still had to pay out but I was so worried it would cost more! :unsure:

You're left a load of complicated work by the boss whilst he goes out to meet clients .... and it looks mindblowing, but you put your brain in gear and get it all finished.

I feel like a little super star :smartie:

dyjliw...you get the children at daycare hooked on 'The Wizard of Oz' and they want to see it EVERYDAY????? Of course, I may be sick of it soon and that will be a shame as it's one of my faves along with 'To Kill A Mockingbird', 'City of Angels', 'Gone With The Wind', and 'Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang'.:smartie:

Oh yeah, dyjliw it's still so warm and nice in your neck of the woods...:devil:

dyjREALLY LOVE it when it's a bank holiday weekend and you ain't back at work till' tuesday!
Hurrahy!
Drowning of the shamrogue here I come!

It's not me who loves it but my daughter's school has closed until Monday due to a fire in the canteen.

DYJLIW tomorrow you have planned a trip into town to go shopping and you have £40 in Boots vouchers and £50 in Marks and Spencers vouchers to spend. Wooooooo:yahoo:

DYJLIW - You win a big Guiness party hat at the local pub last night :yahoo: (I wore it to work this morning!) :naughty:

DYJLIW - Mama Coastie wins £60 at the deaf club bingo last night! :yahoo:

Hmmm...lottery tickey anyone! :naughty:

Well done Coastie .... and Coasties mum :kid:

When you've done all your housework, including stuff you hate doing like the windows and cleaning the birds out.

You now feel really virtuous and good.

What i need now if a trip to the pub to celebrate, but Mr.B still hasnt walked the blummin dog !!

DYJLIW you get an e-mail from your lecturer saying your re-done assignment is much more "focused".
For goodness sake, I don't want to know if it's more focused, I just want to know if it will pass.
At least I'm getting somewhere though.

And she had to get in about how the reference list was 'accurate', I swear that is all she read!:wallbash:

DYJLIW - the emergency jeans you bought in January now come off while still fastened? With a bit of a wriggle

WD Fee. No, really. I'm very happy for you. :wallbash:

DYJLIW your eldest comes home with a letter saying he is one of only 40 in his year (8 forms) to be nominated for a school trip to the IoW in June, for his "excellent hard work and commitment to his school work". And it's his 13th birthday tomorrow. We have to pay, but how could we say no?

:wub:

DYJLIW, after 3 and half days closed due to a fire, your daughter's school finally opens again.

So now all the rows about her doing revision while she's off can stop. She thinks we were being most unreasonable asking her to do some schoolwork on her enforced days off.

DYJLIW....All the sick people go back to school and work:yahoo: :yahoo: and you get your day off ALL TO YOURSELF!!!

DYJLIW hubby walks in tonight with a booty of 4 more cod fish for you to fill your freezer with.

DYJLIW hubby comes home with another 6 cod fish for your freezer:w00t:

Blimey Andrea - can we all come for dinner ?

Fish and chips all round:yahoo:

DYJLIW Mr Postie brings you a freebie of green and blacks butterscotch chocolate bar, and I've just scoffed it down and it was yummy scrummy.

DYJLIW your eldest's paintballing party is a huge success, no-one was hurt and we even managed to fit in a pub lunch (in shifts). :good:

dyjliw the monday from hell, complete with the hangover from hell [mammy's day lunch was a lonnnng day in da pub :blush:]

is finally drawing to a close and you're only half an hour from happy duvet land .......:thumbsup:

DYJLIW your school is closed due to industrial action - gives me a chance to recover from the weekend!!

DYJLIW your school is closed due to industrial action - gives me a chance to recover from the weekend!!

Thats happening around here tomorrow. Whats going on ???? Apparently its to do with the council, and a lot of buses, schools etc are all closed for the day.

It's all to do with pensions

Read all about it here (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4848584.stm)

most of my office are on strike tomorrow. I'm not :sad: .... can't afford to loose a day's wages. But I will be on the picket line in spirit!


DYJLIW .... cos it's a strike day tomorrow you don't have to answer the phone or speak to members of the public!!! yippeeee!

DYJLIW you have finally finished both assignments and are going to hand them in tomorrow.:yahoo:

most of my office are on strike tomorrow. I'm not :sad: .... can't afford to loose a day's wages. But I will be on the picket line in spirit!




Scab.:devil:

Im planning a weekend up London with my friend, and i have been searching for hotels close to Liverpool Street that were relatively inexpensive but nice.

And i found one :w00t: Its a 4 star hotel, twin beds and the baths all have TV screens at the end of them :unsure: Its really quite swish and it only cost £79 for the room, so split between us its cheap.

London nightlife here we come.

Im planning a weekend up London with my friend, and i have been searching for hotels close to Liverpool Street that were relatively inexpensive but nice.

And i found one :w00t: Its a 4 star hotel, twin beds and the baths all have TV screens at the end of them :unsure: Its really quite swish and it only cost £79 for the room, so split between us its cheap.

London nightlife here we come.

A friend eh?

Your having a secret meet aren't you!!!!!

DYJLIW you say to hubby "ooh I could just do with a lager" he says well go and get one then. Well I haven't got any money in my purse, so he then gives me a fiver but I say I'm in my scruffy lounge about trousers, so then he says he will go to the shop and get 4 cans:yahoo:

A friend eh?

Your having a secret meet aren't you!!!!!

Yep - sure am, and you lot AREN'T INVITED :pimp:

You get paid :yahoo:

DYJLIW the holidays start :good:

DYJLIW the holidays start :good:

Oh yes indeed...:w00t: :yahoo: :yahoo: 2 whole weeks off....

DYJLIW ........ you get back online after what seems like an eternity.....:yahoo:

Welcome back Ziller :bye:

Hiya Ziller - i was thinking of you the other day and wondering where you had dissapeared to.:thumbsup:

You sort out your working area :nerd:

I have worked here for 14 months now, and i have pigeon hole type things next to me with all my different paper, application forms etc .... But there was also loads of stuff the previous PA left behind. I thought they were left as they were important, so i didnt touch them.

But my boss and i have just had a massive sort out - and it looks fab (although bare). I also had about 4 boxes near my feet that cluttered the place up - but they have gone too.



Oh, and another DYJLIW hubby is home early tonight.

........... your eggs have hatched. :applause:

You just find out you have INTERNET ACCESS to SO at the job you are subbing till Monday pm.???:applause: I can catch up when the kiddies are down for nappie-poo!!!:)

DYJLIW Mrs Postie brings you a package this am, you have no idea what it is.
Open it up and it's the dvd 'The Constant Gardener'.
You then start thinking where the hell has this come from?!?!

Then after a bit of research, you realise it's a competition you entered ages ago.:yahoo:

Whoohooo - well done you Andrea :thumbsup:

DYJLIW....the men turn up in their lorry and take away your garage!.. this is it, the start of all the building work for the extension. Complete chaos for the next few months, and then my loverly new extension!!! I am sooooo excited.:yahoo:

I feel your excitement Buzz :cool:

DYJLIW you finally get your drive started :yahoo:

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Looking good Feef, looking good.

I shall post pics when I recover from the shock of the robbing ba st ard councils fee's for building my extension. It is daylight effin robbery.....robbery I say.:evilmad:

I concur. :glare:

Good going Fee!! How many bodies are buried in the front where the drive is and do you think the concrete will keep the smell down??:applause:

DYJLIW Mrs Postie puts an envelope through your door this morning and on opening it, you find out you've won an one night, mid-week stay for two at one of the Chamneys Health Resorts!:yahoo:

It was a channel 4 competition I entered a while ago.

DYJLIW Mrs Postie puts an envelope through your door this morning and on opening it, you find out you've won an one night, mid-week stay for two at one of the Chamneys Health Resorts!:yahoo:

It was a channel 4 competition I entered a while ago.
Blimey Andrea, you're doing rather well lately aren't you.

Fantastic news .... and if your looking for a friend to go with you - im all yours :kid:

Cor you're clever Andrea - well done. I enter all these online comps but haven't won anything. Still, there's always a first time ;) :thumbsup:

DYJLIW you spend most of the afternoon in the pub :thumbsup:

DYJLIW you spend most of the afternoon in the pub :thumbsup:

sounds good to me Rob ...although I'm not too keen on the "most of" part ... why not all of!! :laugh:

DYJLIW .... you've done all your driving duties today and you have a box of red wine just begging to be opened!

:wine: :wine: :wine:

DYJLIW your daughter phones and for once doesn`t hang up so you have to ring her back and it ends up costing you money.

DYJLIW...you have a 3 day weekend and the kids have a 4 day weekend and hubby has them on Monday as I'm back to work in my new classroom.:yahoo:

DYJLIW the sun is shining and you don't have to go to work!

DYJLIW .... your mate brings you round a bottle of smirnoff for looking after her daughter's rabbit for the weekend.


DYJHIW ... you have nothing to mix it with .... err does it go with red wine?! :cool:

DYJLIW - You receive a surprise cheque for £50!

DYJLIW...you come home tired and give out and hubby has been domestic and done the housework and tended to the children's needs, and you get on here trying to catch up and get the biggest laugh you've had since the drunken heifers of ill repute called you sounding like they we're slaughtering hogs (they were singing karaoke...:shocking: ) b/c the people with the Christian fish on thier cars turn w/o a signal and Jesus knows they're turning but Fee don't, PJ has a lavender incense predeliction, LAWD, all I need now is TE to tell one of her stories about Jordan, the traveling dog who returned neutered on one of his many travels abroad...I'll have to be locked up, I can't stop laughing to even type...help me...:shocking:

DYJLIW you just get the call back from pepsi and your x-box 360 should be with you in 28 days:yahoo:

DYJLIW your X-box 360 is delivered this am:yahoo:

and...

DYLJIW your hubby is really getting into his new role of house hubby.
He's done about 5 lots of washing in two days, mown the lawn, sorted the kids out to and from school and there teas. Been to do the weekly shopping. And he's offering to cook up pasta/rice meals for me to take into work.
Bless him!

DYLJIW your hubby is really getting into his new role of house hubby.
He's done about 5 lots of washing in two days, mown the lawn, sorted the kids out to and from school and there teas. Been to do the weekly shopping. And he's offering to cook up pasta/rice meals for me to take into work.
Bless him!


Good on him, but he will soon get bored :bag:

DYJLIW you get a smashing bracelet in the sales for £2 :w00t:

My mum and dad came home from a 3 weeks cruise yesterday - and they came laden with gifts.

They bought me a large bottle of Clinique Happy perfume, 200 fags :blush:, 4 T-towels and a lovely smelly necklace type thing that you hang in your kitchen to make the room smell delish.

For Mr.B he got a large bottle of Joop aftershave and a bottle of Vodka.

I personally think they should go away more often :w00t:

Its nearly my birthday, and my colleagues was yesterday. The boss has just walked in and given us both a bottle of Moet champagne as a gift.

How sweet is that :w00t:

It's the least he can do, the miserable old g!t.

DYJLIW ....

Big brother is back and the board has a definite purpose again! :applause:

DYJLIW you've got three days off in a row:yahoo:

DYJLIW ....

Big brother is back and the board has a definite purpose again! :applause:

.....:cry:.....

No

DYJLIW your son phones you from his camping trip in the Lake District.:wub: And he is warm enough at night, eating enough and his shoes are comfortable and he's cleaned his teeth and had a shower!!

and he's cleaned his teeth and had a shower!!

At least that's what he is telling you!

DYJLIW your son phones you from his camping trip in the Lake District.:wub: And he is warm enough at night, eating enough and his shoes are comfortable and he's cleaned his teeth and had a shower!!

oh bless him! :wub: glad he is having a good time ... let's hope you don't have to go and collect him for any reason!! :whistling:

You get paid :yahoo:

Ive just been a tad naughty. I saw a lovely little clutch bag in a posh shop in the throughfare, and i just had to have it.

Its like blue felt with mirrors and beads on. Very hippy'ish, but lovely. Its just big enough for fags and money .... what more could a girl need :laugh:

oooh sounds yum.
Don't you just LOVE it when it's the thursday before the bank hols..and it's glorioulsy sunny outside...and you are going to be heading to town in a few minutes to sit outside at a pavement cafe bar.
Whiling away some hours.
Ain't bank holidays just grand!
:good:

Summer has arrived and you can sit in the garden and soak up the sun

The boss calls and says that if the phones are quiet ..... we can leave at 4pm :applause:

The boss calls and says that if the phones are quiet ..... we can leave at 4pm :applause:
I take it you unplugged them then..

Unplugged! Ha! Get it?

Oops, sorry. Wrong thread. :bag:

Unplugged! Ha! Get it?

Oops, sorry. Wrong thread. :bag:
Diirty biatch....

When you finally make a descision on which builder you are going to use for your extension and he rings today to tell you that another job has fallen through due to the people messing him around with planning permission and he will start your work on 12th June!!!:yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

...... when you go to a pub you haven't been into for a while and they are so delighted to see you that they ply you with free shooters and cocktails :w00t:

Rob, you're so easy!!:good:

Rob, you're so easy!!:good:

Yup - free booze and I'm anybody's!

You crazy ol' teacher man...it's the kids that's drove you to that I know!! I've got 3's/4's and their parents and nearly every night is an Absolute night...either shot or drink, depending on the day!!:laugh:

You win some money :thumbsup:

I spent £1 on two numbers in this football card thingie (oh i dont know how to describe it) and my number came up ... and i won £15 :yahoo:

Not bad huh.

DYJLIW...you're almost positive (oxymoron, that's me!:bag: ) that you have fixed you're log in problem without Haydon's help!!:yahoo:

Although you are the center of my universe Haydon...:unsure:

Mr.B goes out and buys us a 'summer car'. Its a Mazda MX5 soft top. Bright red and lovely.

Hopefully we will be able to collect it Thursday - if not Saturday :applause:

So you'll be topless for the summer then :laugh:

DYJLIW - You finally get around to doing your dive refresher and now you are good to go diving in the oggin again...horrah!:applause:

DYJLIW there's just over a week until you are on holiday:thumbsup:

So there is Rob - I forgot the school's broke up earlier in Scotand. Do the holidays still run through to the end of August?

MY CAR PASSED ITS M.O.T :w00t: :w00t:

Marvellous news, Bons. Any work required?

Marvellous news, Bons. Any work required?

It needed a new bulb - and the MOT blokie changed it for us whilst the car was in the garage.

Yesterday we went to Halfords as it needed new windscreen wipers which we fitted yesterday and a new hood (which is on order but didnt affect the MOT).

Other than that, we got ourselves a bargain :cool1:

good news Bonsai! it must be a relief to you ..

picture please!

good news Bonsai! it must be a relief to you ..

picture please!

OK - i will take one shortly and post it. I might even pose inside :ninja:

It is a massive relief. Mr.B has even admitted to me that he barely slept last night he was soooo worried. Bless.

Yay Bons!!! How posh you'll be with your hair flying in the breeze!!http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/girl (3).gif

DYJLIW your registration finally comes through (after the nursing council took my money a week ago!) and now I am a fully fledged qualified, registered nurse again!:yahoo:


















Don't everyone run away now!:w00t:

Thats fantastic news Andrea - well done :good:

Nice one Andrea!! :thumbsup:

Bons, where's da piccie!!

Bons, where's da piccie!!

Ill do one, dont you worry. Im just biding my time.

Do the holidays still run through to the end of August?

Not quite - usually it's six weeks - but this year there are seven :yahoo:

Im all excited about tomorrow.

Mr.B never takes me anywhere (apart from the pub !!). Because he is driving all day throughout the week, on the weekends he likes to stay put. But tomorrow we are going on a day trip :w00t:

We are off to Southwold, and Aldeburgh. I have been to both before but not for at least a year and i cant wait. They both have really lovely antique shops, and gifty shops and i want to buy a few bits and bobs for the house.


We had a nice day today and went to spent the morning with Mr.B's parents - but then i had to spend a small fortune this afternoon as my Dyson hoover blew up on Saturday, so i went and replaced it and ended up spending £260 on a hepa filtered allergy Dyson. I tell you though, its blummin good and sucked the carpet up well and truly. It made me feel a right filthy heffer though when i saw what i sucked up from the carpet today :bag:

msboy #1 feels sooooo bad you can't get your 'puter fix, he fixes you up with his laptop.:yahoo: :wub:

msboy #1 feels sooooo bad you can't get your 'puter fix, he fixes you up with his laptop.:yahoo: :wub:

ooooo oooo look at you :laugh:

I am guessing since you're here that it's all working okay to! :applause:

yes...and soooo chuffed:applause:

getting used to the laptop:nerd:...I'm likin' it!!:laugh:

what's up on the high seas??:huh:

Nuffin...it's very dull...I have completed all my routine admin work and done a bit of training and well...now I am bored!

The above comments have been known to unleash hell on the high seas so I live in hope! :w00t:

DYJLIW after spending all day yesterday trying to get online by changing modems/adding and deleting drivers/re-booting about 100 times, you finally get it sorted today and are finally back online.

The computer came seriously close to getting my own sort of booting!http://www.smilies.smileyville.net/smilies/174.gif

DYJLIW for the first time in 19 years you're pet free! :yahoo:

Our last surviving cat of 5 went for the big S.L.E.E.P. this evening!:ninja:

Clean lawn, clean flower beds and clean garage!

Yes sir, this is the start of a new cat sh** free era! :cool2:

Will you get the ashes put in a little box, or will you go for the full headstone?

This one's rather nice

http://www.englandsigns.co.uk/images/Img0374-500.jpg

Awwwww Fee - that headstone is corny, but it still upset me :cry:

Strange thing is Bons - Sophia was a budgie :bored:

Actually Fee, despite being offered an oak casket, being asked if I wanted to be at her side as she was given a lethal overdose of anesthetic and handed a leaflet on councelling, I just legged it as soon as it seemed decent, washed my hands to get rid of the smell and threw a couple of quick flick flacks in the car park.

Oh yes, I'll miss the smell of second hand cat sh** for sure.......NOT!!!!!!!:cool:

I got a condolence card from the vet when I had my last cat put down.:laugh:

I got a condolence card from the vet when I had my last cat put down.:laugh:

Hmm, I suspect I'm just going to get the bill. :glare:

Actually Fee, despite being offered an oak casket, being asked if I wanted to be at her side as she was given a lethal overdose of anesthetic and handed a leaflet on councelling, I just legged it as soon as it seemed decent, washed my hands to get rid of the smell and threw a couple of quick flick flacks in the car park.

Oh yes, I'll miss the smell of second hand cat sh** for sure.......NOT!!!!!!!:cool:

blimey! what are the vets bills like round your way? my cat was chucked in a skip!

... one of the plusses was a flea free summer ... bliss! (but then i went and got another cat ... no sign of fleas ... yet!)

Coincidentally, I was at the vet's today. But the cat came home with me.

£18 for a five minute consultation to tell me he 'seems to have bumped his head'. I felt like telling the vet that I seemed to have kneed his bollox :angry:

Coincidentally, I was at the vet's today. But the cat came home with me.

£18 for a five minute consultation to tell me he 'seems to have bumped his head'. I felt like telling the vet that I seemed to have kneed his bollox :angry:

Yeah, I think that would cost you more like £35 on a sliding scale Fee. :smartie:

DYJLIW for the first time in 19 years you're pet free! :yahoo:

Our last surviving cat of 5 went for the big S.L.E.E.P. this evening!:ninja:

Clean lawn, clean flower beds and clean garage!

Yes sir, this is the start of a new cat sh** free era! :cool2:

tried to give you GOOD rep, but must spread myself around...LMAO!!:sun:

You get a couple of lovely work skirts in the sale. Both together only came to £10 - and they are gorgeous.

ooh must be shopping morning today! I bagged four lovely cotton strappy tshirts for e5.00 each (red,white, navy and black) , a leather handbag for a tenner, and two pairs of gorgeous pointy kitten heel leather shoes in black and red for twenty a pair....

e70.00 for the whole lot (about £45.00 sterlo) RESULT.

love summer sales...... :thumbsup:

It's payday!!

Your husband takes pity on you ..... and the dog.

I really dont function well in heat as i have asthma. Normally i walk the dog for 1.5hrs every evening, but he hasnt been out since Sunday morning - the guilt was killing me.

Mr.B has just taken him instead - which i will always be eternally grateful for. The heat doesnt seem to bother him.

Your husband takes pity on you ..... and the dog.

I really dont function well in heat as i have asthma. Normally i walk the dog for 1.5hrs every evening, but he hasnt been out since Sunday morning - the guilt was killing me.

Mr.B has just taken him instead - which i will always be eternally grateful for. The heat doesnt seem to bother him.

DYJLIW you have NO pets!:w00t:

Life is good!:yahoo:

Full house! Bingo! :applause:

Full house! Bingo! :applause:
That wouldnt be so bad if you had something decent to say :glare:

That wouldnt be so bad if you had something decent to say :glare:

Doesn't stop you posting :wink_kiss

You sell your old gas cooker - hurahh. Thats £150 in my back pocket :applause:

Well done Bon Bon:applause:

DYJLIW - You get a decent storm! :nerd:

DYJLIW your friend rings you at work and you meet for a couple of diet cokes in the pub garden........... :sun:

DYJLIW you make ya wife laugh out loud in a quiet bit of superman at the cinema:laugh:
(normally hate it when people do that, what a hypocrite!!:ninja: )

DYJLIW you can get on here from work! I thought this would be a banned site from here. Look out, I'm now gonna lose my job for surfing the web whilst supposed to be working!:bye:

I always know how much money i have in the bank to the penny, and i sit every month balancing my cheque book with my bank statement (my dad was a director of a bank and he instilled in me at an early age that your finances should be accurate).

Anyway, i was bored at work and alone so i decided to check my balance with the statement. It was completely wrong. I sat for ages seeing where my mistake was ... only to find i had written something down twice.

So i am now £114 better off :yahoo: That will help pay for the vets bill.

I love finding money I didn't know I had even if its only the odd tenner in another handbag.

I always seem to be finding money. I have no idea why, and it's always in five, tens and twenty pound notes. They seem to turn up in my pockets, handbag and purse and I have no idea how they get there. I must be either really absent minded or have a lovely husband.:wub:

That's strange, cos money disappears from my opurse the moment I put any in there :bag: .

maybe I have a very unpleasant husband :w00t:

DYJLIW.....you are going on your holliers in 5 days:yahoo:

Moving into the extension are you?

DYJLIW...the husband you usually want to murder says something, well, quite astute and funny...for him anyway. I was running around crazy getting ready for work and looking for something that I had in my hand (of course!!) and made the comment that I was coming unhinged, whereupon hubby says ever so sweetly, "Honey, when I first met you I knew you were a loosely woven basket.":wub: :applause:

I know it may sound totally cack to y'all but he doesn't normally exude humor on that level and it just struck me as a really funny (& true, sadly) comment!:laugh:

aw - does this mean he gets to see another birthday MsG!?!

must be something in the air - Eric got a rush of blood to the head and surprised me with tickets to see something called 'Triple Expresso' at a theatre in town....not his usual thang but he knows I love a bit of culture sweetie dahling ..

hmm, maybe I should investigate what this play is about. If there's poles involved I ain't going...........

LOL TE .... if poles were involved i can see you getting up and having a go :w00t:

I hope its a good show.

DYJLIW - the puppy has finally gone to sleep. She has been driving me bananas.