you have a whole brand new forum all to yourself! :D

I wonder how long it will take me to get bored.

Your isp finds the new forums a long time before you thought it would :D

You have a clever little ISP.




PS What is an ISP?

I think I actually meant IP (as in internet provider) but I get all confused with these things :(

The S is for service, so you were right ILS. DYJLIW you have an extra hour in bed or to lounge around

Your isp finds the new forums a long time before you thought it would :D

Ditto

DYJLIW hubby has taken the kids to the beach bait digging and you get an hours peace and quiet

DYJLIW you can now see everybody's avatar and also the smilies :D

CAN YOU...I can't

Cat, go to contol panel and then go into edit options and in there somewhere you can switch on the ability to see the avatars and all other stuff like that.

I can see Bazeel :D

I can't see it..it just says edit avatat...oh let me see Bazeeel too.

Done it. Thanks.

Oh makes it all so much homey.

Bazeel...

Yeeeh, well done Cat, we can't have you missing your Bazeel

Done it. Thanks.

Now you just have to sort out your signature :hug:

DYJLIW you watch the new Power rangers dino thunder programme with son no.2 and you are as excited as he is when they turn into power rangers for the first time :D

DYJLIW - You got an entire week off!
I'm really tired today though, I've been asleep about 3 times...

DYJLIW - You got an entire week off!



Why have you got the week off Fly?


DYJLIW - you have finally finished work for the day http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/smilies/yay.gif

Why have you got the week off Fly?


DYJLIW - you have finally finished work for the day http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/smilies/yay.gif
"Reading week" though I have nothing to "read"... it's kinda like half term, though some subjects/universities won't get it...

"Reading week" though I have nothing to "read"... it's kinda like half term, though some subjects/universities won't get it...

Miss ils's reading week is next week and she has something to 'read' but

DYJLIW - miss ils is coming home for a long weekend [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor

Your central heating is finally being installed :D

..you get a gold star for your home work. A real stuck on one!!!!!

Woo woo

your mothering skills are legendary and your grumpy baby now sleeps :D

DYJLIW you've just ordered loads of stuff from Amazon:D

It's lunchtime. :)

Groucho hasnt realised that his dress sense has been picked apart in another thread :p

And he's just gone out to lunch so it'll be another 2 hours before he realises :D

I've never actually had my "colours" done professionally, but I'm almost certain that if I did, they would indeed confirm that blues are best on me, and a square patterned combination of blues is best of all!

That said, I wouldn't be too keen of Trinny and Whatsherface getting hold of me < <

I'd like to see you in buff :D

www.grouchosbestbits.com Enjoy! :D

www.grouchosbestbits.com Enjoy! :D

This page cannot be displayed :confused:

Must be your firewall Bons :D It's hot stuff :shock:

You only have 30 mins left at work, then you can go home, have some wine and eat dinner and snuggle up in front of a good nights telly.

I cant wait :p

when your husband gets the night off unexpectedly, and you can have a snuggly evening together watching a film :heart:

not really. :eek:

when did you spend the evening with my husband, you harlot :eek:

:eek: you know

you just told me :eek:

bu ggger..... :eek:

Hubby manages to get a good deal on two new tyres for your new(ish) car. £78 plus vat each which is a bit of a bargain.

DYJLIW through a bit of mature discussion, you clear up some confusion :)

When you find the 'ignore poster' feature! Very useful for blanking out someone who likes to make spiteful digs about your posts!

who said that? :eek:

DYJLIW through a bit of mature discussion, you clear up some confusion :)

Perhaps not then :sigh:

you can only have a mature discussion if both of you are mature :p

Bet you a fiver he switches it off to see what I say ;)

You've got monday off work .... and you cant wait :p

you can only have a mature discussion if both of you are mature :p

And you can add anyone else who makes snide comments to your ignore list too. Lovely!

Aw, lighten up SF, there's a difference between snide and ribbing. I'm sure there's no malice intended at all. :)

Aw, lighten up SF, there's a difference between snide and ribbing. I'm sure there's no malice intended at all. :)

I'm not so sure Floopy.

no really, I'm sure. :) Honest.

Floopy - even if it's taking-the-****-to-impress-your-mates I don't want to be the butt end of it.

imo, you're not, there's no conspiracy that I've seen . Anyways, none of my biz. I like you.

DYJLIW you're on top of the world :D

DYJLIW - Your work mate who is good friends with 'Nooky' from Bad Lads Army presents you with a signed photo of the man himself...personalised with your name and everything! :heart: :D I shall be wearing a beaming smile for the rest of the day now! :D

Ooh, look at you Coastie with friends in high places.


PS. who is 'Nooky'

Nooky's the short Coporal in Bad Lads Army!

And yes I do have friends with friends in higher places! :D

Life is good!

It is only 3 days until you see miss ils again :wub:

And you can add anyone else who makes snide comments to your ignore list too. Lovely!

The 'mature' comment was actually aimed at Groucho as last Friday was a jokey day between many members .... so yes you were being paranoid.

Anyway, Im keeping my nose out of your business like you asked me too last month, and that will continue forever and ever ... cos i cant be arsed to fight with you or anyone basically because my time on this forum is coming to a rapid close :wink2:

DYJLIW you have ordered a load of clothes from the catalogue:)

DYJLIW you have ordered a load of clothes from the catalogue:)


I did this yesterday Andrea :)


DYJLIW - you are going to order some more today :)

Oh how I love it when the catalogue has a sale:)

I dont tend to buy clothes from the catalogue, although i buy furniture / bedding etc ...

I think im a weird shape as i never manage to get trousers that fit properly, and end up trying on about 20 pairs in loads of shops before i find any. So i cant trust a catalogue.

I would buy jumpers / T-shirts though i suppose as im quite standard 'up top' :mellow:

You've just been VERY naughty and bought yourself some pink wellies :blush:

You've just been VERY naughty and bought yourself some pink wellies :blush:


Good for you Bonnie :) Sometimes you just have to be Naughty http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/smilies/naughty.gif :laugh:


I would die for some pink wellies :wub:

Good for you Bonnie :) Sometimes you just have to be Naughty http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/smilies/naughty.gif :laugh:


I would die for some pink wellies :wub:

Hehehehe. I nearly died at the price (£55) which i sooooooooooo cant afford. Thats us on bread and jam for the rest of the month ... but at least my feet will look good :)

DYJLIW - you post 5 smilies in one post :ninja: :ohmy: :) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/Smilies%20-%20Party/woohoo.gif

You decide to open up a packet of company M&S biccies ... which are yummy. Just what the doctor orders when you have a PMT sugar craving :wink2:

Pah, another case of corporate excess in the City!!!!

Pah, another case of corporate excess in the City!!!!

You're only jealous. :closedeye

when your brother-in-law was highly unlikely to last the night, yesterday, but now seems to be holding his own :)

your new windows and doors are being delivered tomorrow & installed on Friday :)


DYJLIW - it's only one more day before you see miss ils for the 1st time in 6 weeks http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/Smilies%20-%20Party/woohoo.gif

DYJLIW the kids are round at a friends house for tea and it is very quiet around here:)

Oh yes, I love that.

cos it's Diwali on Friday, you get your birthday off work :drinking:

cos it's Diwali on Friday, you get your birthday off work :drinking:

Why does this constitute a day off work, we are celebrating big stylee at work?

You make your children larf. Whilst Sam's (11) back was turned just now feeding the dog I cut out a perfect circle from the middle of his toast. By the time he sat back down I was upstairs.

"MUM, MUM....did you take a peice of my toast?"
"NO"
"There's a big hole in my toast"
"Oh"
"How did it get there?"
"I don't know"

He then brings the peice of toast up to show me...

"Look, a big hole"
"Oh..so there is"

he then smells my breadth (toast had marmite in it - dead give away unfortuantely).

We then larfed together.

A nice start to the day.
:)

Why does this constitute a day off work, we are celebrating big stylee at work?
Cos most of our little darlings are Hindu and wont turn up to school cos they'll be partying, so we're closed.

DYJLIW - the day you have been waiting for is finally here!

You realise you have been under charged in Clintons by £1.75 :) Will i own up .... will i heck as like.

You feel full and squiffy :)

You feel full and squiffy :)
Ooh, Bonnie, what have you been filling yourself up with:)

Ooh, Bonnie, what have you been filling yourself up with:)

a steak baguette with caramalised onions, and a few glasses of delicious white wine :)

when you have just been out for 2 double G&T's with the engineering manager :ninja:

when you have just been out for 2 double G&T's with the engineering manager :ninja:

Blimey, you'v been at it today havn't you, lunch time and afterwork drinking...I hope this dosn't become a habit. :bye:

You've got a birfday pressie through the post, all brown paper and stringed and waiting for you tomorrow morning

..are you 39 tomorrow then?

49 I think :ninja:

fukc off both of yez, i'm much younger than yow

49 I think :ninja:

Has she been lying to me then...I could swear she told me she was 38??

:wave:

did not so there

The little fibber :laugh:

I was probably just trying to make you feel better.

I'm nowherre near 38

Then again...thats marvelous if she has a 5 month old. Bloody marvelous.

I find a 2 year old at nearly 40 hard enough, and being the 3rd.

Floopy the brave. :bye:

I'm nowherre near 38


4 hours, 36 minutes and counting :wink2:

I am NOT 49 :ranting:

I'm nowherre near 38

Sadly neither am I :sad:

..2 hours and 57.....49 approaching......

DYJLIW you discover the WYSIWYG option :excl:

I am NOT 49 :ranting:
Neither am I

(at least not for another 215 days!)

DYJLIW - you are flicking through the stations to see if there is anything to watch and there is - Donny Osmond :wub: singing The Lady Is A Tramp with Bruce Forsythe :)

DYJLIW - you are flicking through the stations to see if there is anything to watch and there is - Donny Osmond :wub: singing The Lady Is A Tramp with Bruce Forsythe :)
Donny Osmand and Bruce Forsythe, thats a bit too much of a combination for me:wink2:

DYJLIW - you win 4-1 (well your son's team does) :)


Even though the ref is bias and gives the otherside 2 penalties (that were never penalties) - btw they missed them both!

DYJLIW - you check out the WYSIWYG option because Rob raved about it earlier in the thread and you find it is great :)

DYJLIW - the builder came back, fixed the door so you can actually lock it !

DYJLIW - you check out the WYSIWYG option because Rob raved about it earlier in the thread and you find it is great :)

What does this mean please?

DYJLIW the jinx in the dyjhiw thread has worked and your package from Amazon has arrived, yay:)

My pink wellies have arrived.

Ooh, Bonnie, you could do some dress up on Sunday night with your pink wellies:dry: :laugh:

Ooh, Bonnie, you could do some dress up on Sunday night with your pink wellies:dry: :laugh:
OOOOoooohhh kinky :cool2:

Ooh, Bonnie, you could do some dress up on Sunday night with your pink wellies:dry: :laugh:
You will definitely walk like John Wayne if you wear those :laugh:

DYJLIW - the instructions you have been given - work :)

DYJLIW - the tosser in the black Porsche who undertook the entire traffic jam by driving 1/2 on 1/2 off the pavement gets booked practically in front of you - now that's what I call justice

DYJLIW - the tosser in the black Porsche who undertook the entire traffic jam by driving 1/2 on 1/2 off the pavement gets booked practically in front of you - now that's what I call justice

Oh that must have been heaven. I would love the tosser who keeps undercutting me on a right turn!!!! yes this tosser has done this twice now, waiting to turn right at really busy junction and she comes from behind me and turns. The next time I am going to take her reg and report...I was so shocked the other times....thing is we then sit in the same crawling traffic.

:ninja: JUSTICE WILL BE DONE JAYCEE HAS PROVED THIS :ninja:

Its your last day at work for 4 days :wink2:

You find £20 in your pocket :p

I was just clearing all the rubbish out of my coat pocket, and threw it in the bin when i noticed what looked like a note. I looked harder, and it was £20 :ohmy: How close was that to binning it !!!! I feel rich now :)

You go into work at 8.45am...you leave at 8pm and
..

IT'S SNOWING!!!!

DYJLIW Norwich finally win their first match of the premiership and gain 3 valuable points:laugh: :drinking:

DYJLIW...you win a tennerooni on the lottery. Would have prefered a 10,000 rooni, but shouldn't complain.

DYJLIW you've just ordered your Xmas present from Amazon, a shiny new printer:)

DYJLIW you just remember you bought a cake at the bread shop earlier and haven't eaten it yet:)

Well, I'm halfway through it now:wink2:

You get told to organise a words Xmas drinkies :) Its only a cheap £20 a head jobbie, but it will be nice to celebrate and start to get excited.

Also - i was going to be working between Xmas and New Year, but then i found out that every other person in the office was on holiday. So i trotted off to my manager (who is the CFO) and said that i didnt think it fair that i would have to sit in the office, all on my tod with noone calling (as the phone never rings, and especially not over Xmas) so he said to keep it quiet, but that i could stay at home, and just transfer the calls to my mobile :huh:


WHAT A RESULT :devil:

ooh result indeedydoo Bonsai (by the way have I ever told you I can do impressions of Bonsai tree's, I like to draw them too, I love them).

DYJLIW...you buy 3 tops from Debenhams total original cost £63, in the sale £11.45...you whip out your nectar vouchers = £0

3 minxey tops for a big fat £0.00.

Am I the bargain queen or what.

:wave:

..you wake up to find you have been succesfull in bidding for a Best of the Osmonds CD.

Woo woo

:wave:

DYJLIW - you find someone else who is mad about the Osmonds :)

One of my fav songs was The last of the Red Hot lovers.

Just the other day when I was takin a walk.....

Your getting a refund on some wellies you ordered a few weeks ago, so i feel richer ..... plus your being taken out for a LARGE G&T this afternoon :)

DYJLIW your new printer cable has arrived from Amazon:)

Your drunk .......... drunk as a skunk ............your drunk ..... drunk as a skunk :ninja:

Your drunk .......... drunk as a skunk ............your drunk ..... drunk as a skunk :ninja:

Have you been with groucho???

You wake up and ITS FRIDAY!!!

Woo woo :bye:

DYJLIW - You finally (after two previous attempts...both in the freezing cold) get to not only see Kevin Spacey in the flesh but get his autograph and a chance to say thank-you for setting up the incredible Triggerstreet.com for us wanna be screen writers and film makers...He said 'We're really glad with how that has taken off!'....he spent over an hour signing autographs and chatting with fans and actually ran off with my autograph book at one point as he went searching for a felt tip (yes not a fibre tip like the americans call them...he's becoming so British)...for my mate so he could sign her poster board...we nicked one each at the end of the event and I now have to get mine home on the coach! Fanbloomingtastic! :wub:

DYJLIW - You finally (after two previous attempts...both in the freezing cold) get to not only see Kevin Spacey in the flesh but get his autograph and a chance to say thank-you for setting up the incredible Triggerstreet.com for us wanna be screen writers and film makers...He said 'We're really glad with how that has taken off!'....he spent over an hour signing autographs and chatting with fans and actually ran off with my autograph book at one point as he went searching for a felt tip (yes not a fibre tip like the americans call them...he's becoming so British)...for my mate so he could sign her poster board...we nicked one each at the end of the event and I now have to get mine home on the coach! Fanbloomingtastic! :wub:

WOW - WOW - WOW !!!!! :)

HRNK!

Scooby has ventured into this thread to announce that today, he discovered that he has an interview for Oxford. Hooray!

This is all well and good, but I have yet to read one of the books I put down on my reading list. Oh dear. The book is The Drowned & the Saved by Primo Levi - do send me a message if you happen to know a lot about it, or have even just read it, which would be one step further than me.

I thank you.

cheerio!

Well done Scooby :D



DYJLIW - you have nearly done all the jobs you need to do, in half the time you expected :D

HRNK!

Scooby has ventured into this thread to announce that today, he discovered that he has an interview for Oxford. Hooray!

This is all well and good, but I have yet to read one of the books I put down on my reading list. Oh dear. The book is The Drowned & the Saved by Primo Levi - do send me a message if you happen to know a lot about it, or have even just read it, which would be one step further than me.

I thank you.

cheerio!

WELL DONE SCOOBY. :bye:

Sorry can't help you tho, wish I could :sad: .

DYJLIW...the osmonds cd that you were out bidded on ebay has had the bid retracted and you are back in the running with a £2.20 bid.

Woo woo...happy days.... :laugh:

When you win a rather charming old HUGE pub sign from ebay (3' x 4'). £20 including delivery. Very pleased, it will adorn a wall in my house and be a stimulating topic of conversation. :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/pubsign.jpg

Loving that sign, Cat:)

DYJLIW your hubby has finished the decorating in the hallway and it looks lovely, and all you are waiting for now is the carpet man to put a new carpet down.

HRNK!

Scooby has ventured into this thread to announce that today, he discovered that he has an interview for Oxford. Hooray!

This is all well and good, but I have yet to read one of the books I put down on my reading list. Oh dear. The book is The Drowned & the Saved by Primo Levi - do send me a message if you happen to know a lot about it, or have even just read it, which would be one step further than me.

I thank you.

cheerio!

Well done Scoobs.....love to help you on the book front but I'm still reading Janet and John!

Cat....loving it!

You have been taken out for 3 HUGE glasses of wine, and you cant control your fingers :laugh:

Ooo er Bonnie steady on girl.... :wacko:

DYJLIW - Everything seems right with world...... :)

You're well on your way to getting a full house :devil:

You're actually given some work to do *stands back in amazement*.

It didnt take me long, but i had to make an appointment with the american embassy and talk to some snooty woman there.

Hey - it passed 10 mins :huh:

The guy in front of me has nodded off, and im trying very hard not to giggle. I mean, im bored and im managing to stay awake :laugh:

Bless him, he obviously needs an early night !!!

Should i wake him up ????? The boss might get angry if he catches him sleeping BUT how can i wake him without the whole office knowing what I am doing ?????

Throw a ball of paper at the back of his head Bonz....go on I dare ya!

Throw a ball of paper at the back of his head Bonz....go on I dare ya!
Luckily his phone just rang and woke him up !!!! He was snoring REALLY loudly and so most of the office must have heard him :huh:

DYJLIW - you haven't got to go to work for 4 whole days!

Welcome to my world ILS! :laugh:

Oohhhhhhhhhh I've only just noticed I have become a SENIOR member :ohmy:

When did that happen???

Oohhhhhhhhhh I've only just noticed I have become a SENIOR member :ohmy:

When did that happen???

When you reached 100 posts :)

When you reached 100 posts :)


Oohhh thanks ils.

Well done Buzz!

DYJLIW - You forget you did over time the previous month and so have an unexpected bunus in your pay packet....I can now get my low lights to add to the glam of my outfit for my rather exceptional weekend of surealism I have coming up!

DYJLIW your new printer is finally here and you print off a picture and it looks really good, just like a photo from boots:)

DYJLIW you wake up to find your flu has gone. :holiday:

DYJLIW you wake up to find your flu has gone. :holiday:
good, I'm glad its gone.
:bye:

You might be exchanging contracts today :blink:

Keep everything crossed for me !!!!

I have everything crossed for you Bonnie :)

You might be exchanging contracts today :blink:

Keep everything crossed for me !!!!
Ooh Bonnie, good news:) at last eh?
I shall keep everything crossed for you.

DYJLIW you are going to see your 5 year old in his school Xmas play in an hour:wub:

WE HAVE EXCHANGED :mellow: Moving next Monday (13th) :blink:

Excellent news Bonnie :)

WE HAVE EXCHANGED :mellow: Moving next Monday (13th) :blink:
Oh Bonnie, brilliant news, your new life in the country is finally getting going.
Are you excited, nervous?
Does that mean after the 13th we won't get to see you much on here:sad: Ooooh, so many questions.
I wish you all the best in your new life, Bonnie:)

Good for you Bonnie, its a good feeling isn't it. I now see why you have resigned....the peices fall into place :blink:

Where are you moving from and too???
:bye:

Congratulations Bonnie, good luck with the moving. You will stay in touch though won't you? :blink:

Well done Bonnie - I think it seems to have gone very smoothly for you. I've had a helluva time getting to exchanging of contract stage several times.


DYJLIW - I'm a celebrity is over and you can get your life back again! Only another week of X-factor too, so my telly addict days will soon be at an end - until the next time I get hooked! Wonder what programme that will be? Maybe Big Brother I'm a Celebrity? I've never watched one before, but I may be tempted to give it a go!

i actually really enjoyed The Games - but don't know if they plan to bring it back again.

Where are you moving from and too???
:bye:

Thanks for all your well wishes guys. Im touched :blush:

I will definately try my hardest to keep in touch, although i wont be able to spend as much time online as i wont be working in an office. I will be around at work until the 22nd Dec, and then i might be gone for a few weeks ... and after that it might just be a quicky hello once in a while.

I will miss you :hug:

Cat - we are moving from Essex to Suffolk which will make a lovely change.

Will you be working at all when you move Bons?

Will you be working at all when you move Bons?
Yes i will be, but i hope to have a change from working in an office. But who knows. I will apply everywhere and hope that someone will take me :wacko:

DYJLIW you have had a wonderful boozy lunch with Groucho :blink:

How is Groucho, Bonnie, still the same as ever no doubt.:)

How is Groucho, Bonnie, still the same as ever no doubt.:)

Yep - still as charming as ever :)

DYJLIW - miss ils is on msn at the university and is feeling a lot better :)

This is your last day in the office for 5 WHOLE DAYS :laugh:

Glad Miss ILS is feeling better ILS.:)

This is your last day in the office for 5 WHOLE DAYS :laugh:


Good luck with your move Bonnie :)


Tiggs - Thanks, I was quite worried about her!

Good luck with your move Bonnie :)


Ta chuck :bye:

we are moving from Essex to Suffolk which will make a lovely change.

Welcome to suffolk bonnie! I hope you love it as much as i do!We've been here for 4 yrs in feb and dont ever want to move again :bye:

DYJLIW Norwich have just won a penalty and scored making the score 2-2:holiday:

DYJLIW..your 2 year old slept in his own bed for a whole night (the fact that I woke up next to him fully clothed, with a Winnie the Pooh book on my face this morning is by the by).

Bob the Builder rules OK

DYJLIW - it is only 5 days until you pick miss ils up for Christmas!

DYJLIW - it is only 5 days until you pick miss ils up for Christmas!
Aww ils, I bet your looking forward to that:)

DYJLIW you've been a naughty girl and opened one of the bags of Xmas nuts and are now happily scoffing away. They were just asking to be eaten.
And it will save the family having to eat them and putting on weight, I am only doing this for their benefit:wink2:

DYJLIW you go and see your youngest son in his first Xmas sing-a-long at the school nursery.

They were all so cute, although my son didn't really sing very much, just sat there with his thumb in his mouth:laugh: There's always one, and it had to be my son.:laugh:

DYJLIW...you go to college expecting the worst...and you get 100% in your exam.

............you go to college and have a mini party at 11.30....then you have to take Vlad home at 12.15noon cos he is so drunk..LARF


...........you come back into town and shop till you drop everything complete. :bye:

you get 100% in your exam



What a http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/Smilies%20-%20Party/energetic.gif you are! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/Smilies%20-%20Party/beer.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/Smilies%20-%20Party/woohoo.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/Smilies%20-%20Party/party05.gif

What a http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/Smilies%20-%20Party/energetic.gif you are! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/Smilies%20-%20Party/beer.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/Smilies%20-%20Party/woohoo.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/Smilies%20-%20Party/party05.gif


yes I do believe I am.

:laugh:

DYJLIW you get an unexpected E-Xmas card, I've never had one of those before:)

DYJLIW
When you are a shift worker and your shifts fall so that you have both christmas and new year off :) :)
(first time in 6 years)

Great news Taffy :)

DYJLIW - after today you don't have to go to work until 10th January :)

DYJLIW..you win a brill pair of Scooby Doo M&S PJ's and a Wooden Abacus of ebay for a snip.

YEAAAAAAAAAAH

You get your final pay slip (oooohhhh im welling up :sad: ) and its for nearly double what you expected as you are only working a part month :huh:

Yipppppeeeeeee ...... Christmas is coming to the Bonnie household :laugh:

Wahooo.....nice one Bonnie...I'm sure you earned every penny and it is all well deserved.....excellent! :cool2:

The courier company i use (who is also a friend) sends me a HUGE box of belgium choccies for Xmas.

So i have opened them, and the whole company is tucking in :cool2:

Apart from the school disco...you are finished for two whole weeks, and are going out for dinner with friends to celebrate the end of term yehaaaaaa

DYJLIW you put some Christmas music on in the kitchen and you and the kids go mental dancing and jumping about, great fun.
Good job the curtains were closed though:laugh:

ditto..Mr Cats just on his way out to wedding reception. Osmonds on full blast...Crazey horses.....

DYJLIW you arrive home to find Mrs Dab has baked 10 doz mince pies! :p

You're going somewhere different and french for a scrummy last lunch in the City :cool2:

Your hunky colleague buys your a LARGE box of belgium chocs for Xmas :cool2:

Bonsai, thats an unexpectedly high last wage, a HUGE box of belgium chocolates from a Courier company you used to work for (God Bless Belguim), lunch in a scrummy french restaurant in the city and a LARGE box of Belguim chocolates from a hunky colleague!

:holiday:
You are having a ball !!!!!

Bonsai, thats an unexpectedly high last wage, a HUGE box of belgium chocolates from a Courier company you used to work for (God Bless Belguim), lunch in a scrummy french restaurant in the city and a LARGE box of Belguim chocolates from a hunky colleague!

:holiday:
You are having a ball !!!!!

Lol - ive had a good few days havent i :laugh: Maybe i should quit my job more often :devil:

A Bette Davies movie is on..Now Voyager 2.45pm TCM.

DYJLIW - all your 3 children are staying in tonight, it will be just like the old days :)

DYJLIW - all your 3 children are staying in tonight, it will be just like the old days :)

When my brothers and sisters used to go up and stay with mum and dad it was amazing how quickly we settled back into the friendly bickering routine and were submissive to mum and dad...all in our 30's and 40's.

I look forward to boxing day with all my family being here....we do have a larf.

DYJLIW your sorting out the spare bedroom for visitors, and 5 year old son is helping you. You say to him, when you get a bit older you and your brother can have your own bedrooms, one each. He then starts crying and says "But I'll miss Steven":wub: Awwwwww.

DYJLIW your sorting out the spare bedroom for visitors, and 5 year old son is helping you. You say to him, when you get a bit older you and your brother can have your own bedrooms, one each. He then starts crying and says "But I'll miss Steven":wub: Awwwwww.


This made me laugh. My yongest cannot go to bed without his older brother, and when we suggested that we might move house so they could all have a room of their own. he cried and said no way. BTW older brother would love a room of his own, just can't shake off the little brother!!

...you havent bought a train ticket, and the inspector gets waylaid by christmas revellers just before you get off the train

you have read receipt on your PMs :laugh:

You find out your old friend has had a beautiful baby girl - born on Boxing Day! :wub:

You find out your old friend has had a beautiful baby girl - born on Boxing Day! :wub:


Ah Coastie thats great. My friend had a baby girl aswell on the 29th, but I have not been able to see her as the hospital is closed due to winter vomiting bug.

This is her third little girl now.....

All the decorations are down and you have cleaned the room from top to toe and it is sparkling :)

All the decorations are down and you have cleaned the room from top to toe and it is sparkling :)

I wouldn't know.....mind you my christmas lights are very sparkly!

DYJLIW no one knew who you were in the masked ball

(well everyone apart from ils that is)

DYJLIW no one knew who you were in the masked ball

(well everyone apart from ils that is)


:ranting:
.........

DYJLIW no one knew who you were in the masked ball

(well everyone apart from ils that is)

:) .............

:) .............
Smug witch

Moi? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/smilies/witch20on20broomstick.gif :devil: :laugh:

You wait ..I'm going to poke your smug eye out....with Buzz's wand.

Oh yes.

I'm not smug just clever! :laugh:

yes I know :sad:

yes I know :sad:

Not really................. only got 3/5 so far :(

....when people believe that you really can fool some of the people all of the time :glare:

When some one is very forgiving and understanding and some ass hole keeps on spoiling it

When some one is very forgiving and understanding and some ass hole keeps on spoiling it


What have you done?? :devil:

He voted Labour at the last election

You finally work out after god knows how many tries how to do the quote thing in the box like everyone else!! :laugh:

when today was supposed to be a training day, but nobody bothered to tell the trainer, so we're fartarsing around doing nothing :cool2: .

Apart from me, who's having to pack her newly arranged pink desk accessories into a box in preparation for an office move.

Pah

DYJLIW - you get a surprise phone call from a mate to invite you to the pub on Friday!

When you're going out tonight on the **** with a chumette.

In public, properly out and everyfing :cool2:

DYJLIW you go shopping and find in the reduced fridge a pack of 4 massive cream buns reduced from £1.70 to 9pence.....YES NINE PENCE.
I just couldn't say no. Now me and hubby both feel stuffed.

DYJLIW you go shopping and find in the reduced fridge a pack of 4 massive cream buns reduced from £1.70 to 9pence.....YES NINE PENCE.
I just couldn't say no. Now me and hubby both feel stuffed.

Blimey, Andrea, I quite agree - that was too good a bargain to turn down.

However, I'm sorry, but if you feel stuffed atter just 2 cream buns then you really are a lightweight bun eater.

O/T DYJLIW you get a letter from an old friend.

DYJLIW - you have loads to drink in the pub but you don't wake up with a hangover! :drinking:

DYJLIW - you have loads to drink in the pub but you don't wake up with a hangover! :drinking:


Don't know......never happens to me :angry: I always get a hangover :laugh:

Don't know......never happens to me :angry: I always get a hangover :laugh:

There's a first time for everything and this was my first time :wink2:

DYJLIW you get several cards (and a letter) on the dorrmat this morning for your birthday tomorrow - all from friends and Mr H's family. They love me!!!! :wub:

They're better than my own neglectful, unorganised family, who all appear to have forgotten anyway!

DYJLIW - kittencat comes back :)

DYLIW - your son's team win 4-1 in the cup against a really dirty team :)

DYLIW - your son's team win 4-1 in the cup against a really dirty team :)
Don't their mum's use Ariel Automatic then ILS!? :laugh:


back to topic:

DYJLIW....

you have had a few vodkas and feel like you are the funniest, wittiest, maddest creature in the whole universe!!!! :laugh:

India and Skeletoria are both back after being missing for a while :)

DYJLIW.......your hubby agrees you can have another dog

DYJLIW - You place an order for the DVD box set of your fave TV show of the moment....can't wait till it arrives on my doorstep...very exciting! :laugh: :cool2:

DYJLIW - You place an order for the DVD box set of your fave TV show of the moment....can't wait till it arrives on my doorstep...very exciting! :laugh: :cool2:
Without a Trace by any chance Coastie?!

DYJLIW......

you've got Friday off work!

DYJLIW....the boiler men arrive at 8.30am (could have been anytime during the day), so you can come back after dropping the boys up and have a good clear up. They should be finished in a minute.

DYJLIW - You finally get to see the piccies of you by the PM's Chrismas tree! :cool2: Next year's Christmas cards are soooo sorted! :laugh:

Without a Trace by any chance Coastie?!


:blush: If I'm not on line for a while...well you know I'm lusting in the comfort of my living room..... :devil:

DYJLIW - you are invited on a girlie (40th Birthday) weekend to Prague!

Wow Ils, first the Channel isles and now Prague, you jet setter you.

DYJLIW - your oldest son gets in the district team for cross country (don't ask me what district team this is, as I only ever get part of the story!)

DYJLIW - you have a dental check up and everything is hunky dory so you haven't got to go back for another 6 mths.

DYJLIW - you have a dental check up and everything is hunky dory so you haven't got to go back for another 6 mths.


Having just come back from the dentist.....................Yes I do.....

DYJLIW you get your uniform for your new job and a pay slip and I don't even start work until 24th!!

I want a job like that Maxine, one that gives you a payslip even before you start work:laugh:

When you get the chance to quickly come online and say hi :bye:

Missing you all heaps, and unfortunately this is just a fleeting visit on my mums computer (as my car is in the for some work today).

Hopefully i will be back soon though.

TTFN :bye:

Hi Bonnie - you are sorely missed. Hope everthing's going ok with you.

Hi Bonnie - you are sorely missed. Hope everthing's going ok with you.

Ta chucky egg :cool2: Everythings ok. I 'did' get myself a job in a florist ..... but packed it in after 3 days :laugh: I couldnt stand the manager there, so im back to square one, although not panicking quite yet.

The house is lovely, and the views even lovelier so i couldnt be happier if i tried.

Mr.B has ordered broadband for home, but BT are taking forever to sort it out and get the modem to us .... so gowd knows when i will be able to chat with you all day long :laugh:

Be afraid, be very afraid .... Bonnie is coming back soon :huh:

Hope you are tickety Boo Max ... and good luck with the job, which i 'think' - from the small amount i have read, that you are starting shortly. All my bits and bobs are crossed for you.

Biggest ever snogs. Bonnie x