Firstly what sort of crap size is 81x81 pixels for a avatar?! All of mine are like 100x100 and I’m not making one just for this message board.

Bah to you!

Oh and yeah since yesterday Billie-Joe.com comes up on the first page on Google ratings when you search 'billie joe'. So yeah, I rule.

To the people who don't know me I am on of Haydons pupils in his web design class. Well the term is used loosely as I probably know as much as him. I also dislike 'I'm a washed up celebrity please shoot me' but whatever floats your boat I guess. Or I supposed raft would be more appropriate.

I may not hate you all if any of you like Green Day/Evanescence then I might tolerate you. Might.

Hey Kelly! Welcome to SO. :) I'm pleased you've registered.

Yes, I can see your site listing - good job! If you want to get top spot though you need to do those changes I suggested. You're right, you probably do know as much as me - dunno why you're on the course! ;)

Avatars - ahh don't you start! I've already got it in the neck from a few members about the size of the avatars. I'm planning on adding a new member group with special privileges, such as larger avatar.

btw we talk about more than IAC.

Hey Kelly! Welcome to SO. :) I'm pleased you've registered.

I'll try not to make you regret saying that too much =)

You're right, you probably do know as much as me - dunno why you're on the course! ;)

Because I paid and it's too late to back out now >>

Avatars - ahh don't you start! I've already got it in the neck from a few members about the size of the avatars. I'm planning on adding a new member group with special privileges, such as larger avatar.

Silly person, can't you just change the avatar restrictions to 100x100 like on every other message board? If not then that's one more reason why v bulletin boards suck.


btw we talk about more than IAC.

I hope so or I'd be very scared.

You better behave yourself!

Yes, it is possible to change avatar restrictions in the admin panel. vbulletin is the best! :p

Welcome to SO Kelly :wave:



Don't be too hard on Haydon, he does his best :wink2:

You better behave yourself!

What, what what?! Oh wait I haven't done anything yet...

Yes, it is possible to change avatar restrictions in the admin panel.
Then do it, you doughnut.

vbulletin is the best! :p
Bah! IPB rules. Hell I’d even take a phpBB over it. I think maybe my hatred for the evboard has caused it though. You really need a nicer theme. Default blue doesn't do it for me and it's been and gone Halloween.

And are you on admin hidden status? Your posts keep popping out of nowhere and it's making me paranoid.

new today,and lost,can i add any pic by my name or wot? ta :wave: :) oh and my addy aint on view iz it?...

new today,and lost,can i add any pic by my name or wot? ta :wave: :) oh and my addy aint on view iz it?...

1) Try speaking proper english.
2) Get-the-hell outa my newbie thread!

Kelly, stop being a cheeky bitch to other newbies hen...

Anyway welcome to the site!

Oh and btw, I think Greenday are brilliant!

new today,and lost,can i add any pic by my name or wot? ta :wave: :) oh and my addy aint on view iz it?...
Hi Bug,

You will need to alter things in your user control panel, avatars and settings are all there :)

Kelly, stop being a cheeky bitch to other newbies hen...


I'm poultry?! or the other newbies are?!

Oh and btw, I think Greenday are brilliant!


I might not dislike you then. Though it's Green Day, Green Day not Greenday...

A Green Day: A day of doing nothing but Pot.

Bah! IPB rules. Hell I’d even take a phpBB over it. I think maybe my hatred for the evboard has caused it though. You really need a nicer theme. Default blue doesn't do it for me and it's been and gone Halloween.

And are you on admin hidden status? Your posts keep popping out of nowhere and it's making me paranoid.

I used to think IPB was the best - but then I looked properly at vbulletin - the code is a lot cleaner and quicker.
Yeah I do need a better theme(s). Haven't had time though - only installed this new mb couple of weeks ago.

Yes, I am on hidden status... and it should be making you paranoid! :devil:

I may not hate you all if any of you like Green Day/Evanescence then I might tolerate you. Might.

What if I like one more than the other? Really, "like" is relative - preferring one band over others - so it's as if I'd be saying I don't like Evanescence or Green Day.

I might not dislike you then. Though it's Green Day, Green Day not Greenday...

A Green Day: A day of doing nothing but Pot.

Oh. I see. OK, next assignment - go and find out what pernickety - pernickety - means. :bye:

I used to think IPB was the best - but then I looked properly at vbulletin - the code is a lot cleaner and quicker.

And uglier and harder to use....

Yes, I am on hidden status... and it should be making you paranoid! :devil:

Bah! You don't scare me with your non-transparent devil head.

What if I like one more than the other? Really, "like" is relative - preferring one band over others - so it's as if I'd be saying I don't like Evanescence or Green Day.

I'm going to regret asking you here, aren't I, aren't I?!

You're not supposed to troll me you fool!!

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Oh. I see. OK, next assignment - go and find out what pernickety - pernickety - means


If it doesn't have anything to do with poultry or other non flying birds I’m not interested. Check please!

non-transparent?? :p

non-transparent?? :p

Smart ass :glare:

I'm going to regret asking you here, aren't I, aren't I?!

You're not supposed to troll me you fool!!

We both know that I could never troll you. The idea itself is such exaggerated flattery that it borders on sarcastic mockery, madame.

But in all seriousness, Billie Joe Armstrong may be great, but he's got nothin' on Matthew Good.

By the way Hay - can I call you Hay? - I hope you don't mind, but I had a few suggestions about your site's advertising campaigns. Tell me what you think.

http://www.whatisthewired.com/pictures/so2.gif

Kelly is officially my favourite newbie. She told another newbie to talk in proper English! WINNER!

cheerio!

lol thanks for your suggestions Mark. You'll be amazed at the traffic I get from people searching for "topless tennis games" ! lol - I'm sure they must be very disappointed when they actually see what it is.

How did you find SO? Who the hell are Kingsford?

How did you find SO?

It's a funny story actually, one that I may one day tell in full, but the Reader's Digest version begins with a Frasier-like series of comical mishaps and misunderstandings, one thing leading to another, and ending with Kelly taking ownership of my very soul.

Actually, I guess it's also kind of a spooky story, and I wouldn't want to upset anyone, so I'll leave it for another day.


Who the hell are Kingsford?

http://www.kingsford.com/ Har har, fire?

you weren't stalking someone were you? :shock:

Well you have educated me about Kingsford products and Henry Ford turning wood scraps from the production of Model T's into charcoal briquets. Thanks... I think. :)

you weren't stalking someone were you? :shock:Heavens, no.

No way.

I'd never do that.

Maybe.

Okay, yes, but it was 110% consensual.