Dear All

The SOMBA tale for 2005 and is drawing to a hectic conclusion....more will die and heroes will be made..however it is like I said coming to an end so I am looking towards 2006..the New Year and all that jazz.

Basically I'm going to do it all a little different next year...oh don't worry there will still be multiple horrific deaths mixed with a bit of drunkeness and scandal...but basically to aid my ailing brain I am looking for you to volunteer your user names for the cause.

Only those who put their names forward will play a part in the next adventure...I don't care how many of few there are I can make it work it's just I don't want to continue putting in the usernames of those who come and go like a fart in a strong south westerly breeze....I want dedicated posters to this site old and new who want to be part of what is becoming a mini tradition.

So...if you want to experience the thrill of seeing your alter ego in print becoming a hero or dying horriffically of both then say so in this thread. You have a month to think about it as the new tale will start in January!

If you have no clue as to what I am on about see - A SOMBA Tale 2005 in the Book Review forum on this site!

Oh...and please remember that any username submitted will be used for any array of characters of a variety of morals in what is always a total work of fiction. If you die early on it's not that you are loved any less it's just that I have a saddistic streak in my writting at times which manifests itself in the fullest during the early hours of the morning. That is all....

Coastie

Me, me, me, pick me Miss.

Me, me, me, pick me Miss.

For some reason I'm visuallising a donkey leaping up and down as I read this plea...okay Patsy you're in! :wink2:

Well, I've been in the other two so why not make it a trilogy? :)

For some reason I'm visuallising a donkey leaping up and down as I read this plea...okay Patsy you're in! :wink2:

How right you are, Coastie! Oh, go on then, I am at the front of the queue with Patsy!

And quite right too, Coastie my old scribbler I can't be doing with these hangers on who just come along for a bit of the ride then bail out. We need troopers for our 2006 SOMBA tale, although I will be sad to see the end of 2005 SOMBA, this one so far has been d*mn good! :)

Well, I've been in the other two so why not make it a trilogy? :)

Are you going to be a p*ss-head in that one too PJ, I mean why change a habit of a life-time eh? :ninja:

Actually I'm glad you're up for it Peej...I have plans for you my boy! :naughty:

Bella....it wouldn't be a SOMBA Tale without you. Glad you're in for a dollar...now shall I shan't I do that with you this time..hmmmmm?

Oh......go on then.....why not.....

Oh god I am so excited........

Can I be a hero this time though? and can I please not end up with Dols face and hair again....thank you..

Are you going to be a p*ss-head in that one too PJ, I mean why change a habit of a life-time eh? :ninja:
Yes I couldn't help noticing that either!
Coastie why did you decide to make me a drunkard in both your stories? :closedeye

Well I'm not going anywhere so count me in! :)

Yes I couldn't help noticing that either!
Coastie why did you decide to make me a drunkard in both your stories? :closedeye

I think its a case of art imitating life PJ...

Me me me!!!!!

Me too please

(but maybe a little younger this time)

I think its a case of art imitating life PJ...

You beat me to it, Buzz! :laugh:

I think its a case of art imitating life PJ...

You beat me to it, Buzz!

B.ugger off! :mad2:


Yes I know. I really do need to stop it.

B.ugger off! :mad2:


Yes I know. I really do need to stop it.

Oh, please don't PJ I need a drinking buddy now I am all on my own!

Oh, please don't PJ I need a drinking buddy now I am all on my own!
How are you all on your own!?

How are you all on your own!?

Mr B has left me!

Oooh, ooh, oooh, me too, pleassssssssse:)

Mr B has left me!
Are you being serious?

Are you being serious?

Yes, I could go on couldn't I but I won't as I am off to bed on my own so I will put your darling little, lovable mind at rest PJ. Mr B is working down in Southampton Mon-Thurs, so during the week I am on my own........so if you are ever in the Auld Reekie.......:wink_kiss

Night, night! ;)

Oh right I see.
Well, you never know. I may bypass Galashiels...
Goodnight!

PJ - You may do a spot of drinking in the next tale but really that will be the least of your worries pet! :wink_kiss

Buzz - A hero eh...hmmmm...you do know that the heros usually die horribly don't you? :mellow:

Rob - Okay I'll just make you in your 70's this time! :laugh:

Andrea - Ho boy are you in for a bit of a ride! :naughty:

Ils - Fantastic...t-he...ho ho ho! :wink2:

Bob - Marvellous..chuckle chuckle - I would insert the appropriate smilie here but I've over done them in this post!

Patsy - Waheyyyyyyyy - oh my - be afraid sweetie...be afraid!

Rob - Okay I'll just make you in your 70's this time! :laugh:


I suppose that's a little closer :D

the current Mayor demands to be added or heads will roll...at least until the end of the year or I get killed first!!! HaaaaaaHaaaaaaaHaaaaaa!!:angel_not

Please feel free to include me if there is a bit part for a Mink available :)

Bung me down on your list Coastie don't care what part I play large, small,old,or young do with me as you will.

OK Coastie slot me in any where in the watchbill :)

Coastie, I am still in hospital/morgue, and have been for a number of years, recovering from a number of horrific deaths and implausible injuries.

2006 brings for Flip a year of peace, relaxation and joy. I would be delighted, nay overjoyed to be part of SOMBA 2006 - but hey director/producer/writer take it easy with these old bones!!!!

Me, me, me. Ideally I'd like a Sheree type of role where I comment on absolutely everything and anything regardless of whether I know naff all about it or not. I'd also like to feature heavily on every page at the expense of everyone else and be brave all the time. :)

Hope you can fit me in.

Winningly yours

Nox

Me too please Coastie.
I will try my best to stay alive until the end.:)

Right so far on the list of cast members I have:

Patsy
PJ
Bella
Ils
Bob
Rob
Andrea
MissG
Minks
Mazza
Taffy
Flip
Noxie
Secrets

This is looking like a cracking line up thus far...however it could be a very short story if a few more don't sign up...afterall history has shown that I can kill this number of people in less than ten posts! :blush:

I would like to put a general call out to any more of you guys that may wish to be severed and beaten to death in a truely horrid and macarbe fashion by some maniac or weird creature.....sorry Nox..what...oh you think that might scare em off....oh..why?...u-huh...right...okay then....

Coastie shuffles slightly in her seat, clears throat, flexes fingers and starts again on her appeal to the chaps...

I would like to put a general call out to any more guys out there who may wish to rescue a damsel in distress, beat back scary things with their bare hands and bed a beautiful maiden whilst still being able to handle a few pints and a curry whilst watching the footie...

Do ya reckon that'll fool 'em Noxie? :naughty:

P.S. Any more ladies wishing to play may also sign up now for the oportunity to be chased naked around a mysterious place by PJ in a womble suit....what's that again Noxie...oh he doesn't like that story being retold...oh I though he made it up....okay uh huh...

Right..sorry about that...

Er hum...any ladies wishing to enjoy the company of some dashingly handsom chaps may also jot their names down and join all the spritly young lads and lasses already named above!

May I have a part too, please Coastie? Since Dr. Mazwad let me die on page 17 last time I think I should have revenge :devil: :wink2:

Coastie, Fee's out of town so give her time to say 'yes' or 'no'.

Right so far on the list of cast members I have:

Patsy a desperate woman
PJ does not wish to be a drunkard!
Bellahas a desire to be part of the elite forces
Ilsisn't going anywhere else
Bobjust happy to be part of something
Robwants to be younger this time
Andreais keen to be in
MissGhas threatened violence if not included
Minksis up for anything
Mazzahad no idea until a short while ago what all this was about
Taffyis on the watchbill
Fliphas old delicate bones
Noxiehas a serious me, me, me complex
Secretsoh why not he asks
CritiqueWould like to receive private health care

Fee.....well...she has till the end of the month so come on Fee you know you want to! :wink2:

Right...that's SOMBA Tale 2005 finished...my brain is racking up the next yarn as I type so comeone don't be afraid....even if I did manage to kill off some 49 peeps in the last tale...oops! :bag:

Kittencat has requested to live till the end in the SOMBA 2005 thread and therefore has inadvertently volunteered to be in the SOMBA 2006 tale...good for her! :wink2:

Am i too late to get a part :cool:

meeeeeeeeeeeee too miss!!!

Can I be a buxom wench?



or a contract killer. With large boobs....:huh:

Bonnie - You may indeed go to the ball!:thumbsup:

TE...now there's creative thought and there's extreme creativity...I shall try an obligue in some way!:blink:

Right so far on the list of cast members I have:

Patsy a desperate woman
PJ does not wish to be a drunkard!
Bellahas a desire to be part of the elite forces
Ilsisn't going anywhere else
Bobjust happy to be part of something
Robwants to be younger this time
Andreais keen to be in
MissGhas threatened violence if not included
Minksis up for anything
Mazzahad no idea until a short while ago what all this was about
Taffyis on the watchbill
Fliphas old delicate bones
Noxiehas a serious me, me, me complex
Secretsoh why not he asks
CritiqueWould like to receive private health care
Kittencat would like to live till the end...yeah right
Bonsai It wouldn't be a SOMBA Tale with out the big bad Bon Bon!
Tigereye Hmmmmmmmm oh the joy of what may become of you!

Fee.....well...she has till the end of the month so come on Fee you know you want to! :wink2:[/QUOTE]

Only 22 days left to make a decision!

Come on you know you wanna be killed in a weird and wonderful way or swooned by a handsome young man or seduced by a horney old woman....:naughty:

and

some of you might even live to be heros! :shocking:

OK, so long as I don't have to share a sentence with 'Whilst' :ninja:

Yay....

So a line like...

Whilst Fee hung out her tatty knickers on the low slung washing line George Clooney prepared to launch himself at her and land a huge kiss on her botox filled lips....

is out of the question?

Totally :angry:

....gosh..wow keep ya tatty knickers on whilst I promise to never, ever, put you in the same sentence as George Clooney again! :bored:

Coastie...psssst...Fee has some 'issues' with the word "whilst"...don't know the whole story yet!!!:ninja:

Whilst I can understand what you are saying MissG I don't see what I can do about it whilst I am hiccupping! :(

Ok...this is a direct call to all you fellas out there....I NEED MORE MEN...for the story so...SIGN UP NOW OR I'LL COME ROUND AND BREAK YOUR FAVOURITE GADGET...whatever it may be!

Right so far on the list of cast members I have:

Patsy a desperate woman
PJ does not wish to be a drunkard!
Bellahas a desire to be part of the elite forces
Ilsisn't going anywhere else
Bobjust happy to be part of something
Robwants to be younger this time
Andreais keen to be in
MissGhas threatened violence if not included
Minksis up for anything
Mazzahad no idea until a short while ago what all this was about
Taffyis on the watchbill
Fliphas old delicate bones
Noxiehas a serious me, me, me complex
Secretsoh why not he asks
CritiqueWould like to receive private health care
Kittencat would like to live till the end...yeah right
Bonsai It wouldn't be a SOMBA Tale with out the big bad Bon Bon!
Tigereye Hmmmmmmmm oh the joy of what may become of you!
FeeWho will have some adventure whilst part of the tale!


NOT LONG TO GO NOW...WOO WOOOO

Right so far on the list of cast members I have:

Patsy a desperate woman
PJ does not wish to be a drunkard!
Bellahas a desire to be part of the elite forces
Ilsisn't going anywhere else
Bobjust happy to be part of something
Robwants to be younger this time
Andreais keen to be in
MissGhas threatened violence if not included
Minksis up for anything
Mazzahad no idea until a short while ago what all this was about
Taffyis on the watchbill
Fliphas old delicate bones
Noxiehas a serious me, me, me complex
Secretsoh why not he asks
CritiqueWould like to receive private health care
Kittencat would like to live till the end...yeah right
Bonsai It wouldn't be a SOMBA Tale with out the big bad Bon Bon!
Tigereye Hmmmmmmmm oh the joy of what may become of you!
FeeWho will have some adventure whilst part of the tale!


Dont forget me Coastie and of course there is also:

Coastie constantly hiding from crazed and abused fans!

Yay another man! :naughty:

Add...

Mellors...Wants to be involved in the constant search for the elusive Coastie!

Desperate! Moi! How very dare you. :glare:

Desperate! Moi! How very dare you. :glare:

Art reflecting life.... :whistling:

Only a few days to go.... :wink2:

OK..I'm in....on a condition..that I am a chair.


This chair to be precise:

http://www.kbsculpture.com/furniture/images/Sexy%20Lady%20Chair-700.jpg

I am the special chair, the thought chair...when people sit on me they see their future, their past....other peoples too maybe. I could be a person that morphs into a chair or a chair that morphs into a person, I'll leave that up to you Coastie..I could fly into the future, back in time.......I am a chair.

Good or bad....YOU decide.

Is that alright luv?
xxxxx

AHEM
I was under the impression that VERY early on in this thread I put myself forward to be included.

I do not see myself on the list:glare:

Right so far on the list of cast members I have:

Patsy a desperate woman
PJ does not wish to be a drunkard!
Bellahas a desire to be part of the elite forces
Ilsisn't going anywhere else
Bobjust happy to be part of something
Robwants to be younger this time
Andreais keen to be in
MissGhas threatened violence if not included
Minksis up for anything
Mazzahad no idea until a short while ago what all this was about
Taffyis on the watchbill
Fliphas old delicate bones
Noxiehas a serious me, me, me complex
Secretsoh why not he asks
CritiqueWould like to receive private health care
Kittencat would like to live till the end...yeah right
Bonsai It wouldn't be a SOMBA Tale with out the big bad Bon Bon!
Tigereye Hmmmmmmmm oh the joy of what may become of you!
Fee Whilst seated on the ground...
MellorsBless him...possible totty hunter
BUZZwho will shine brightly...
Cat The chair?!

Woo hoo!

Buzz I was just going to agree with you and tell coastie about you soiling the sleeping bag and that it served her right, I'm glad I didn't now, could have hindered your position in the tale.

Pheeweeeeeeeeeeeee

BUZZwho will shine brightly...
Will I be the star then?:unsure:

Will I be the star then?:unsure:

Hmmm....

The plot is already starting to form in my tiny mind so all of you who have kindly contributed their usernames to the cause will soon be part of a wonderful adventure.....one in which a new darkness will threaten the light in which you sparkling starlets normally shine!

one in which a new darkness will threaten the light in which you sparkling starlets normally shine!
So - lots of horrible deaths then http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a040.gif

So - lots of horrible deaths then http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a040.gif

1 or 20...who knows! :wink2:

There might be a bit of romance aswell! :naughty:

Well I bagsy a shangdoodle with...in no particular order:

Rob
PJ
Survivorfan
Haydon
Groucho
Mars
Flyo
Secrets
Mellors
Taffy


How ever they prefer.:naughty:

Well you might stand a chance with

Rob
PJ
Taffy
Mellors
Secrets

but since none of the others you have mentioned have put their names forward I'm afraid you're gonna dip out hun!

Mind you if you're a chair then I can almost garuntee that everyones bum will be pressed against you at some stage...including Patsy's...do you want to reconsider your role in the tale?

Well you might stand a chance with

Rob
PJ
Taffy
Mellors
Secrets

but since none of the others you have mentioned have put their names forward I'm afraid you're gonna dip out hun!

Mind you if you're a chair then I can almost garuntee that everyones bum will be pressed against you at some stage...including Patsy's...do you want to reconsider your role in the tale?


BUM'S AWAY COASTIE!!!


I don't mind a bit of bum. Especially if its young.

Ahh yes but you obviously haven't put a thought to Flips rather embarrassing wind problem....and what about Buzz...she pees herself when she gets excited! :sick: Oh and have you seen the size of Patsy's bum since Christmas...do you honestly think you can take the strain?

Oh yes Coastie...I have my new drug that begins with T.

So do we all get to choose our parts this time? :wink2:

No there's a thought Ils....

Well put it this way...if Cat thinks I'm going to have a chair as a key character within a plot which will involve death and cranage and maybe a bit of hanky panky she is living on a world of giant moose who can sing all the words to bohemian rhapsody whilst standing on their heads drinking absolute vodka and wearing John Prescotts underpants! Just don't tell her I said that or she'll strike her name from the list and I'll have one less person to kill..er nurture through a very traumatic series of events! :wink2:

Doors close at 0800 on Wednesday 4th January...if your names not on the list by then that's it...you'll have to wait till next year! :excl:

Ahh yes but you obviously haven't put a thought to Flips rather embarrassing wind problem....and what about Buzz...she pees herself when she gets excited! :sick: Oh and have you seen the size of Patsy's bum since Christmas...do you honestly think you can take the strain?

Oi, ugly! At least I can lose weight (she says hopefully).

Ahhh and for Patsy I see and early death...woooha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa:naughty:

I know I haven't been around for a while but me too me too me too :wave:

Ahh yes but you obviously haven't put a thought to Flips rather embarrassing wind problem....and what about Buzz...she pees herself when she gets excited! :sick: Oh and have you seen the size of Patsy's bum since Christmas...do you honestly think you can take the strain?

Excuse me young missy......I haven't been incontintent since I was at least 23!:ohmy:

I have been abroad for a couple of holidays though boomm boom

I know I haven't been around for a while but me too me too me too :wave:


Ooooh, you have just scraped in with the skin of your teeth Jaycee! Good luck, hope you don't get too gruesome a death! :pimp:

I was an angry bloodclot last time.......has got to be an improvement:laugh:

Why not? Put me down!

I'm new to this, but can I be in it? I want to be a hero type girl with a big heart!!!!!:laugh:

Right...the final cast list is:

Patsy a desperate woman
PJ does not wish to be a drunkard!
Bellahas a desire to be part of the elite forces
Ilsisn't going anywhere else
Bobjust happy to be part of something
Robwants to be younger this time
Andreais keen to be in
MissGhas threatened violence if not included
Minksis up for anything
Mazzahad no idea until a short while ago what all this was about
Taffyis on the watchbill
Fliphas old delicate bones
Noxiehas a serious me, me, me complex
Secretsoh why not he asks
CritiqueWould like to receive private health care
Kittencat would like to live till the end...yeah right
Bonsai It wouldn't be a SOMBA Tale with out the big bad Bon Bon!
Tigereye Hmmmmmmmm oh the joy of what may become of you!
Fee Whilst seated on the ground...
MellorsBless him...possible totty hunter
BUZZwho will shine brightly...
Cat The chair?![/QUOTE]
Jaycee Wants to be an improvement on a blood clot
JakeBoyAnother man to add to the mix..wooo
Me1968 A newbie who has already shown immense bravery by volunteering for a role in this next grand adventure!

The story will be commencing sometime today!:sly:

It has begun!

Those already playing a role are:

Buzz - Captain
Fee - Buzz's second in command
Bob & Rob - newly weds
PJ - Cocky young buck
Crit & Maz - PJ's floozy's
MissG - Jazz singer

Wahooo......

Where am I?

I want to be an omniscient Dumbledore-esque figure, who oversees the goings on of the mortals and laughs heartily at the foibles of the villains, and weeps melancholically (yet stoically) and the failings of the heroes.

Good, glad we've got that one sorted.

cheerio!

You didn't put your name down in time Scoobs! :sad:

However, if you come up with a perfectly good reason as to why you didn't get your name down in time you may be added.....I am allowing a little bit of leeway for those who grovel enough during these early stages of the adventure!!:sly:

Loving the tale so far Coastie!
Especially as I get to wear a satisfied grin. :naughty:
Rob you love stud you!

Er hum...Bob may I remind you that art doesn't always reflect life..... :whistling:

art doesn't always reflect life..... :whistling:

It sure doesn't :laugh:

Aww and there was me trying to kid myself.

Er hum...Bob may I remind you that art doesn't always reflect life..... :whistling:

Shucks. BTW does Rob know that Bob likes to do cart wheels.
Or maybe I should tell PJ that!

PJ is a bit of a one I can tell ya.....I think cartwheels might be right up his street you know...just so long as your naked when you do them! :shocking:


Coastie shivers at mental image...brrrrrr

As I have said, I like how my character is turning out. And I'm sure Maz and Crit do too.

That is all.

As I have said, I like how my character is turning out. And I'm sure Maz and Crit do too.

That is all.

You lush!:w00t:

PJ are you man enough for both of us.

Coastie please no girl on girl, PJ can do with me as he will but if he slaps my ar$e again I will punch him.

Loving it so far Coastie but did wonder what "newbies" will make of the Rob and Bob romantic angle - of course we know that Bob is a woman but to an outsider ........:w00t:

I thought that might raise a few 'new' eye brows but then I figured that there are enough references to he and she in the Rob and Bob story line even a womble could figure it out... :laugh:

Maz...eeew don't worry love I would never go there I feel bad enough about making you Peej's bits of fluff! I mean of all the guys it could hav ebeen...Peej! :unsure:

Great going already Coastie.

And I'm chief engineer, ooh, my hubby will be proud:w00t:

I thought that might raise a few 'new' eye brows but then I figured that there are enough references to he and she in the Rob and Bob story line even a womble could figure it out... :laugh:

Is there anything dumber than a womble?:unsure: I think that I may be that thing :kid:

Is there anything dumber than a womble?:unsure: I think that I may be that thing :kid:

Oh dear JB....maybe this will help everyone:

BOB = Female

ROB = Male

There now no one has any excuses! :w00t:

Er hum...Bob may I remind you that art doesn't always reflect life..... :whistling:

Are you sure?:wink2:

Loving your work so far Coastie.

Any chance of a late entry? :naughty:

Any chance of a late entry? :naughty:

Ooh you smooth talker you, Mars:w00t:

Always... :sly:

Hmmmmm...well since not all of the cast has been introduced yet there may be hope for you Mars.....as there may yet be for Scooby (Since I need more fellas!) ...however, once it all really gets going that'll be it as far as entries into the tale will go!

Cat and Patsy have made an apperance....lord help us all! :wacko:

I'm appalled. :glare:

Well I figured you might want to really, really stretch your acting talents with this one Pats....I mean to make you a beautiful upper class witty sweetheart would have been far to close to the truth and no challenge to you what so ever...as for Cat well....I need to keep it simple for her don't I! :naughty:

I'm appalled. :glare:

Me too Pats, I thought you had given up smoking! :laugh:

Well I must be going soft in me old age...none of you lot have died yet although it is all getting a bit heated onboard at the moment and Andrea what were you thinking? :shocking:

Cast thus far:

Patsy - cleaner!
PJ - Spoilt millionaires son and womaniser.
Bella - Radio Operator
Ils - Lottery winning former nanny to PJ
Bob - Newly wed WIFE of Rob
Rob - Newly wed Husband of Bob
Andrea - Engineer
MissG - On board entertainer - jazz singer.
Minks - Yet to make an appearance
Mazza - One of PJ's floozies
Taffy - Crusty old historian
Flip - Chef
Nox - Police officer on a naughty holiday with Mellors
Secrets - Barman
Critique - PJ's other floozy
Kittencat - Has yet to make and appearance
Bonsai - Waitress/stewardess
Tigereye - TE - overweight twin of Jaycee
Fee - vessels second in command
Mellors - Misbehaving lover of Nox
BUZZ - Vessels Captain
Cat - Cleaner 2
Jaycee - TE overweight twin
JakeBoy - JB - Steward
Me1968 - Has yet to make and appearance

Scooby & Mars may have a role to play later!

Andrea what were you thinking? :shocking:

I'm 'ard me I am:ninja:

Minks is in! :bye:

And no one of any importance has died yet...wow...I must be developing a sensitive side in my old age...I wonder how long that'll last :whistling:

TE - where'dya go? What 'appened? :huh:

RUN NOXIE 'N' MELLORS RUN!!! :shocking: