Things Id like to happen in EastEnders right now :-

1. Ruby and Juley's romance to stop, RIGHT NOW! It looks obscene as Ruby looks about nine years old.

2. Nana Moon to snuff it and quick, she's seriously getting on my nerves with the constant fluttering of her eyelids and shutting them completely when speaking her lines.

3. Sonia and Martin to leave.

4. Pauline to stop dipping her head in a vat of Ronseal.

5. Well'ard to rip Ians throat out.

6. Pat's house to get more and more garish and the props to get more and more tasteless (some of them are more interesting than the dialogue!)

Things Id like to happen in EastEnders right now :-

1. Ruby and Juley's romance to stop, RIGHT NOW! It looks obscene as Ruby looks about nine years old.

Totally agree with you here. And why has Juley had a complete personality transplant. I mean, it was only a few months ago that he was a drug pushing, shag anything with a pulse whealer dealer.

And why doed Ruby always stand with her shoulders up around her ear lobes. Chill out babe, and relax.

Totally agree with you here. And why has Juley had a complete personality transplant. I mean, it was only a few months ago that he was a drug pushing, shag anything with a pulse whealer dealer.

And why doed Ruby always stand with her shoulders up around her ear lobes. Chill out babe, and relax.

Yes ! Juley "turned bad" a few months ago didnt he? And, as you say, overnight they decided to make him nice again.

Ruby, as well as her shoulders seemingly to be growing from her face, is an absolutely appalling actress. Whoever cast her should be sacked.

And whats going on with Sharon and Dennis? Do we really have to have it sledgehammered home that they cant keep their hands off each other? :sick:

Bring back Janine!

Bring back Janine!

God yes she was ace wasnt she ???? Soooooooooooo evil and bitchy. Terrific actress.

She wont be coming back. She wont even be shown attending her own trial :blink:

I thought last nights episode was good, with Stacey and her mum. She is a good little actress.

God yes she was ace wasnt she ???? Soooooooooooo evil and bitchy. Terrific actress.

Is she not coming back? I thought big Frank was coming back to help her release. He has a shag with Pat by the way - YUKO!

Is she not coming back? I thought big Frank was coming back to help her release. He has a shag with Pat by the way - YUKO!

Bloody el, thanks for the warning MariaRob ..... :sick:

thought last nights episode was good, with Stacey and her mum. She is a good little actress.
Yep last nights episode was superb, not only for the acting from poor Stacey but from her Mother too !! Some of the writing was excellent too and when Staceys Mum said chillingly to her, "you torture me just by breathin the same air...." in that quiet slightly mad voice, it made the hairs go up on the back of my neck....

just saw this at lunchtime - good acting all round alright...

It really was brilliant acting, but how Stacey can clean a house (and her mum) with those nails ill never know.

I really am enjoying Eastenders again now .... and its been a long time coming. I also adore Big Mo. I would love a Grandma like her :laugh:

I also adore Big Mo. I would love a Grandma like her :laugh:
The woman who plays her is such a bad actress. Hard to believe she is Gary Oldman's sister.

The woman who plays her is such a bad actress.

She is dog rough, dont know if she is like it in real life, I suspect she is.

The woman who plays her is such a bad actress. Hard to believe she is Gary Oldman's sister.
I Know !!! :ohmy: He is so incredibly talented and she is really wooden !

so then Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandooooooooora hows it feel to have your darling Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank back??????????? awright sweeeeeeeeedart

you want to kiss him
you wnt to marry him :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

so then Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandooooooooora hows it feel to have your darling Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank back??????????? awright sweeeeeeeeedart

you want to kiss him
you wnt to marry him :wub:

:shocking: :shocking: Sorry, Im still traumatised at seeing him and Pat in bed together :shocking: :shocking:

Sorry, Im still traumatised at seeing him and Pat in bed together :shocking:

jealous more like! :naughty:

sorry Pan but everytime I see or hear Frank Butcher I think of you!! :w00t:

jealous more like! :naughty:

sorry Pan but everytime I see or hear Frank Butcher I think of you!! :w00t: Jealous !! LOL !!!!! (damn yr hide for sussing me out) ... :w00t:

Awwwww but didja see his wounded sad lil face when he realised that Janine had gone home and left him waiting at Court??? :sad: Even his trilby looked like it wilted....

Janine got away with it though !!! Yeeeehahhhhhh, hopefully she will return one day when the actress needs the cash ......

Thank GODDDDDDDDDDD Nana Moon has carked it. About bloody time too. Unfortunately it was with all the usual mawkishness, cheesyness and subtledly of a brass band that EE do sooooo well :glare:

I was gobsmacked to read that they are going to kill off a major character over Christmas/New Year.

Apparently (highlight to reveal spoiler):- After Johnny Allan threatens to hurt Sharon,. Dennis beats him to a pulp and so Sharon is desperate to get them both out of Walford and over to the US before Johnny can seek revenge. But as the clock strikes 12 on New Years Eve Dennis's time runs out...................... NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

I missed some last week but tell me have I got this right.
Phil is paying Juley to get it on with Ruby. he whole thing was a set up and Juley never fancied her in the first place but is dancing to Phil's tune.

Is that right? Is there more to it?

I missed some last week but tell me have I got this right.
Phil is paying Juley to get it on with Ruby. he whole thing was a set up and Juley never fancied her in the first place but is dancing to Phil's tune.

Is that right? Is there more to it?

it is a sad sad fact that it seems to be true!

gosh, wasn't it worth getting Phil back for such a ludicrous story line ... Steve MacFadyen must be really hard up for cash to have agreed to it.

And the deterioration of Johnny is just so badly acted and scripted that it makes a mockery of the viewer. As Eastenders is sticking two fingers up to the viewing public so the viewing public is retaliating by switching over or off. I can only echo Haydon's signature with a slight embellishment ... Life's too short, to watch Eastenders.

Are the viewing figures still as bad does anyone know?

I don't know about the viewing figures but I just don't know what they can do with this show to pull it back on track. I've watched it through thick and thin (and very thin lately) but it's just got nothing to commend it any more.

No good strong characters to hold it together (especially after Christmas when I believe at least 4 will be leaving) and no good storylines either. It all seems very desperate - they bring characters back hoping to boost the ratings but they don't add anything to what is just a mish-mash of odd storylines.

Apart from taking it off altogether (which wouldn't bother a lot of you I know, but it's become such a habit I know I would miss it) what would you like to see in the way of storylines for present characters or new characters brought in?

on the one hand I'm glad Nana Moon is dead and on the other hand I wish she'd taken Alfie with her!

is there a word for wanting to shag your granny? cos if there is then Alfie Moon's got it!

I can't remember when I saw a more turgid piece of acting or writing than the Nana Moon funeral!

...and has anyone else noticed that Alfie can't do his leather coat up anymore?

GET RID OF 'IM!

on the one hand I'm glad Nana Moon is dead and on the other hand I wish she'd taken Alfie with her!

is there a word for wanting to shag your granny? cos if there is then Alfie Moon's got it!

I can't remember when I saw a more turgid piece of acting or writing than the Nana Moon funeral!

...and has anyone else noticed that Alfie can't do his leather coat up anymore?

GET RID OF 'IM!

Well said Dol. There's loving your Gran and then there's appearing to be obsessed with her..... I think the Scriptwriters need to calm down a bit.

Did you see the DeadRingers impression of Shane Ritchie/Alfie Moon? It was excellent.

I cant wait to see the back of him to be honest.

ohhh has this wretched programme still not been removed from telly???

i set three extremely bad (bad at scriptwriting - not bad at going undercover....) undercover scriptwriters on a mission to once and for all finish off this awful drama - what have they gone and done??

Guess i'll just have to commence with my BRING BACK LOFTY campaign if the show's going to remain.

BBCAmerica used to run this and I was actually getting into it but it disappeared!! I don't even watch American soaps!!! I also got addicted to a show I think was called "Backfield Blues" about a local womans football team and it was really good with all the backstory and then *boom* they took it off before the last 3 shows ran!!!:excl: :excl:

I missed the Christmas episode and (thankfully) the Pat and Frank shagging debacle!

Can anyone give me a quick rub erm...... rundown, please?

I missed the Christmas episode and (thankfully) the Pat and Frank shagging debacle!

Can anyone give me a quick rub erm...... rundown, please?

Trust me - you missed nothing.....

Well Sharon is now pregnant but I was only half watching so I'm not sure if they explained how this miracle occurred. And we had the same christmas cracker hats as the Slaters oh the shame.

Well Sharon is now pregnant but I was only half watching so I'm not sure if they explained how this miracle occurred. And we had the same christmas cracker hats as the Slaters oh the shame.

oh the shame indeedy, Maz!

Mind it could have been worse you could have had the turkey made out of chicken nuggets! how ridiculous was that!

as for Sharon being up the duff .... I really can't be mithered to give a flying one!

I thought the Christmas day episode was particularly dreadful and miserable. Although I did laugh when Minty and his side kick (who's name I can't remember) came bouncing into the Vic, singing .... gosh what a jolly pair of cockerneys they were werent they ... why they even managed to get Billy Mitchell to join in with their merry song. And then lor' bless me, loverduck, ..... it started snowing outside and all the square was joyful ... Charlie Dickens couldn't have written it better. What deep deep joy. And the polystyrene laid deep and crisp and even.

The end.

Larf! Would you like some custard with that cynicism, Dol? No idea about the miracle pregnancy, then? My money's on Kermit and his magical Christmas sperm.

Larf! Would you like some custard with that cynicism, Dol? No idea about the miracle pregnancy, then? My money's on Kermit and his magical Christmas sperm.

ah yes the pregnancy. it will turn out that it is not Denis' baby but .... da da dum dum dum dum .... DEN's!!!!! oh yes I tell you that it is so!

East Enders is truly a dreadful programme ane I have never really watched but for some strange reason it wins all the awards at soap time!

ah yes the pregnancy. it will turn out that it is not Denis' baby but .... da da dum dum dum dum .... DEN's!!!!! oh yes I tell you that it is so!
It could be Grunts....he was home for 5 minutes to get his sister out of prison wasn't he?

Even worse it could be the dead fireman Tom's...elephants are pregnant for 3 years or something aren't they?

It could be Grunts....he was home for 5 minutes to get his sister out of prison wasn't he?


yes it could be couldn't it.

by law all babies in Eastenders have to be conceived on the floor of the Queen Vic and Grunt and Shaz were in the Vic at the same time for some scenes ... I think that is evidence enough!

I have missed soooo much of this, and when i tuned in the other day to find Sharon preggers i was like ..... WHAT !!??!!!:shocking:

Im quite glad that Johnny and Dennis are being written out as they bore me now. I wish someone would get rid of 'no neck' Ruby. She is driving me bananas.

I think Sharon and Grunt will get back together again. They do make a good pair - but i think Sharon will become all gangster ish herself now, after the death of her hubby (I tell you, never get involved with Sharon as you will snuff it within a year !!).

Im glad that Peggy hasnt been around much lately as she was driving me mad. Im also extremely bored with Juley and Gus. I think Gus's only lines are to do with Wellard. Will someone please bring that dog back to the square so we can be spared him repeating the same line 10 times per episode.

So was Denis shot by the man in the hoody who brushed past him? Either that or it was Sonia!
So I suppose Johnny pre-arranged it if Denis was still on the square by midnight.
Just how bad is squeal beale going to feel now stopping them going?
And why so upset? It's not as if Sharon hasn't left home before.
But poor Denis, why did he have to snuff it and why are the security so crap at Johnny's club? Two people got past the beefy built like a house minder and no one seemed to mind Denis walking out with blood all over him.
I want a new job in the NY I might apply for the one going at EE, they couldn't do any worse for writers

I think this current storyline is cr@p. It's been well documented that Sharon can't have babies. So suddenly she's pregnant and - shock horror - the idyll is shattered by the murder of Denis. It's all so predictable and rubbish. I actually wish it had been Sharon that snuffed it. This is one unbelievable disaster too far, now. Someone take it off the air so I can stop watching it - PLEASE!

Bah.
It's the New Year and I wanted a happy ending for Sharon and Dennis, just like Alfie and Kat.
Not much chance of those in "Eastenders" is there? :bye:

Are we supposed to believe that Johnny, beaten to within an inch of his life, managed to dial a number on his mobile (presumably, Henchmen-R-Us) and arrange one of his heavies to stab Dennis to death?

Sharon is now the official pariah of the square, as anyone remotely connected with her carks it (Angie, Den, Tom, Dennis), so Pauline should watch her back.

Sharon getting pregnant after years of storylines where she would gasp dramatically, "I carrrrnnnn 'ave kids, awrite???" is simply ludicrous as we were led to believe there was a medical reason (now presumaby vanquished by her sitting on St Arthur of the Fowlers bench).

I cant be bothered to watch this anymore, its a complete load of utter crapola and they should have all the scriptwriters shot along with half the cast, who now looks so embarrassed by it all, they cant even be arsed to act (step forward Ruby no-neck and Gary from the garage).

Still, if they decide to cremate Dennis, he will go up like a bomb, he was so wooden.
:devil:

I can't beleive no-one has added to this thread since JANUARY!!!


Can someone please explain to me ( a part time eastender watcher) how come Johnny Allen ... gangster in a pink cardie ... has got a country mansion tucked away. All those years he lived in the two up two down in the east end and he's got a veritable palace to live in now. Was he just slumming it for show or what?

I'm glad to see Phil and Grant back ... but my word the years have not been kind to Philip have they! Maybe Steve McFadden will be on Celebrity Fit Club next year!

Some absolutely scintilating dialogue between Phil and Grant :wacko:... did they pinch the script from some Year 9's homework project! :glare:

Phil does look like one of those red lolly pops doesnt he. He is bright red ALL the time.

I couldnt believe Johnny *gangster extraordinare* was wearing a girlie pink jumper - it just didnt look right. I knew he was rich - but that mansion was something else !!

I really wish someone would shoot Ruby (no neck). I cant bare to watch her tragic acting skills.

Im glad Grant is back ..... im finding him quite fanciable.

Phil does look like one of those red lolly pops doesnt he. He is bright red ALL the time.

I couldnt believe Johnny *gangster extraordinare* was wearing a girlie pink jumper - it just didnt look right. I knew he was rich - but that mansion was something else !!

I really wish someone would shoot Ruby (no neck). I cant bare to watch her tragic acting skills.

Im glad Grant is back ..... im finding him quite fanciable.

Phil Mitchell looks like his blood pressure is sky high ! His gruff whispering is annoying too.
Have you noticed that the Mitchell Brothers seem to have exchanged personalities? :wacko:
Ruby No Neck is coming back to the Square (argghhhh noooooooo).

Gangster Johnny's pale pink jumper is so gay its untrue and pray tell, if gangster Johnny could afford a big footballers wives type mansion, it begs the question why he was living in what would have seemed like a cardboard box in comparison, in Walford!

And yep, I fancy Grant too (fancied him in Ultimate Force too)... *blush*

Is it me, or did there seem to be some kind of 'attraction' between Grant and Jane in the Vic last night ?

I didn't notice that Bonnie but I wasn't really giving it my full attention, was doing other things.

Hasn't Jane changed since she first appeared on the square. She had very short dark hair and now she has shoulder length blonde hair. Do you notice that when these characters first come in they get very little in the make-up and hair department and then, as their character gets more story lines they seem to get more time and effort spent to glam them up :)

Grant and Phil do seem to have exchanged personalities Pan. Grant was always the one to go in fists flying and Phil seemed to be the quieter one (especially when he had the storyline with his affair with Sharon). Now they've swapped roles. Grant's more laid back and Phil can't wait to have a fight with someone.

I wanted to shake that roadsweeper bloke ( can't think of his name ) for getting bullied into going to Sonia's do. He only had to say he'd made other plans!! Not over keen on Martin but I did feel a bit sorry for him last night.

Not over keen on Martin but I did feel a bit sorry for him last night.

He isnt my fav character either, but i too felt sorry for him. It cant be easy having your wife leave you - let alone leave you for another woman. Plus they still live in the same street rubbing his nose in it daily.

In 'normal' life if you split from a partner one of you would normally move away ... wouldnt they :huh:

That Naomi girl is getting on my nerves. Why can't he get over it Sonia? Is all she ever says. What the heck do they expect? He's just lost his wife and has his nose rubbed in it every five minutes. I liked the final scene between Martin and Sonia last night. It was brilliant.

Oh and btw Jane and Grant do end up snogging in the near future.:D

In 'normal' life if you split from a partner one of you would normally move away ... wouldnt they :huh:

Not always though, Bonnie, my ex husband still lives round the corner and me and his new wife are good friends. We've had parties and Barbecues together - all very civilised. She popped round on Monday and gave me a nice pair of earrings for my birthday. :)

It's different with Sonia though - I would have thought she would go somewhere else with all the bad feeling about her in the Square.

yeh, sonya and naomi are a tad on the insensitive side alright. :laugh:

'like, get over it martin',

eh - give me more than one episode to do it in girls....



is Tracey actually starting to become an actress? thought she was quite good recently....

That Naomi girl is getting on my nerves. Why can't he get over it Sonia? Is all she ever says. What the heck do they expect? He's just lost his wife and has his nose rubbed in it every five minutes. I liked the final scene between Martin and Sonia last night. It was brilliant.

Oh and btw Jane and Grant do end up snogging in the near future.:D

PMSL... If I were Ian Beale, I think Id turn gay !!! Has there been ONE woman he has had a relationship with who has been faithful? :unsure:

Sonia screeching "You're dead to me Martin!!!!!!!!!!!!!" only for martin to remind her that she needed to be nice to him in order to play happy families with Rebecca was a treat to behold.

Naomi or Nohmeeeeeeeeeeeeee as Sonia calls her is incredibly annoying.

Is it me, or did there seem to be some kind of 'attraction' between Grant and Jane in the Vic last night ?

Yes i did! very lovey eyes at each other.
jane reminds me of an older version of Kate Winslet.

How stupid was the whole Johnny story.

How stupid was the whole Johnny story.

Stupid, unbelievable, badly acted, ludicrous ..... thank the lord he's out of it (well I presume he is, don't see how he can get away with all that).

Is it me, or did there seem to be some kind of 'attraction' between Grant and Jane in the Vic last night ?

I knew i was right.









SPOILER











They have an affair :pimp:

What happened about Ian and Jane trying for a baby? That was a main feature of the storyline at one time - Beale not telling her he'd had the chop. It all seems to have faded out now. I should think she's got enough kids on her hands without wanting one of her own anyway.

I hope Phil and Ben manage to get some spark of a relationship between them, if only to wipe the smirk off Ian's face.

Is Jake going to do away with himself? I felt sorry for him being misunderstood about his actions towards Ruby, but he's taking it to obsessive levels now and as he did kill Danny I presume he'll have to either die or get put away, to carry across the message that crime doesn't pay and you can't get away with murder for long.

Is there such a thing as justifiable homicide?

I never thought Id say this but Phil Daniels on EE is possibly the WORST actor Ive ever seen in my entire life. And to think he was once in Quodrophenia !!!!! :unsure:

He makes Big Mo and Honey look like Oscar winning thesps.

Oh and I wish someone would kill Sonia and Naomi, they make me heave.

I never thought Id say this but Phil Daniels on EE is possibly the WORST actor Ive ever seen in my entire life. And to think he was once in Quodrophenia !!!!! :unsure:

He makes Big Mo and Honey look like Oscar winning thesps.

Oh and I wish someone would kill Sonia and Naomi, they make me heave.

Which one is Phil Daniels? Is it Jake? Too lazy to look it up. I wish Jake would have a little bit shaved off his chin so it didn't look quite so close to his nose :D

Sonia and Naomi, oh yes please, shoot them in the spine somebody... soon... please.

Edit to say I've just looked him up and no it's not Jake it's that other plonker from the car lot (I think).

Yes crit, its the plonker from the car lot who seems to be reading all of his lines off a card with G R E A T B I G L E T T E R S............

Honestly where do they get these people !

Why the hell do I watch it???? :unsure: :wacko:

I never thought Id say this but Phil Daniels on EE is possibly the WORST actor Ive ever seen in my entire life. And to think he was once in Quodrophenia !!!!! :unsure:

I have totally got to agree with you.
He needs to go back to talking (probably unable to sing) on hit records!

I can remember when Phil Daniels started on EE - and i wrote on DigitalSpy that he was an appauling actor and SHOUTED ALL HIS LINES.

Cor - the abuse i got :wink2:

Im glad im not alone in thinking this way. He is terrible. Nearly as bad as the doctor in Emmerdale.

As for Sonia and thingy .... Sonia is leaving the show - so maybe she will take thingy with her ?

Little Mo is leaving as well.

She was on Davina's show last night and she had just finished fliming her last scenes.

Little Mo is leaving as well.

She was on Davina's show last night and she had just finished fliming her last scenes.

Thank god for that. She has turned so GRUMPY over the last few months. Just watching her is turning me to drink.

The sooner she goes the better

I can remember when Phil Daniels started on EE - and i wrote on DigitalSpy that he was an appauling actor and SHOUTED ALL HIS LINES.

Cor - the abuse i got :wink2:

Im glad im not alone in thinking this way. He is terrible. Nearly as bad as the doctor in Emmerdale.

As for Sonia and thingy .... Sonia is leaving the show - so maybe she will take thingy with her ?

Bonsai, you should know better than to criticise ANYONE in EE in the soaps forum on digital spy, as the posts are mostly "i luv denis, e iz fit" or "ow old is deeno i think he gorjess" or "stop dissin peeple u r only jelus".....

Bloody tweenie forum it is......

Thank god for that. She has turned so GRUMPY over the last few months Well Im glad she is going too but at least her grumpiness is a change from the usual "Ahhh dunnn ohhhhh" frank spencer impression she usually does... :glare:

I am LOVING eastenders right now. Im so glad that Grant is back seeing as he is sex on legs. He can pull my knickers down any day of the week.

Im looking forward to Ians reaction when he finds out about the affair. I know he helped Jane when her husband was dying .... but he is soooo boring :sleepy: Jane has still got life in her (although she wears some dodgy clothing) but Ian is middle aged before his time.

Im glad Sonia isnt around at the moment. I just wish Little Mo would pack her things up and go - her voice does my head in.

BRING BACK KAT AND ALFIE.

IJane when her husband was dying .... but he is soooo boring :sleepy: Jane has still got life in her (although she wears some dodgy clothing) but Ian is middle aged before his time.

Has the actress who plays Jane had some work, she seemed pretty plain before but looks really stunning now. Mind you I would be glowing too if I got a shag with Grant.

Has the actress who plays Jane had some work, she seemed pretty plain before but looks really stunning now. Mind you I would be glowing too if I got a shag with Grant.
I think when she joined the show they made her dowdy (hubby dying and all that), and she had quite severe short dark hair.

Now she has good highlights and a longer hair style. Her make up is lighter and she is wearing something other than those hideous jumpers she used to put on in the 'caff'.

I luv Grant. He's as wooden as hell but he's the only bit of totty in EE at the mo !:wink_kiss

I luv Grant. He's as wooden as hell but he's the only bit of totty in EE at the mo !:wink_kiss

ahem! I think you are forgetting his older and sexier brother! (I can't help finding him sexy! :( )

also I heard (and I hope to god that it's NOT true!) that Frank Butcher is coming back ... now that's really totty ain't it!:naughty:

ahem! I think you are forgetting his older and sexier brother! (I can't help finding him sexy! :( )

also I heard (and I hope to god that it's NOT true!) that Frank Butcher is coming back ... now that's really totty ain't it!:naughty:

Frank??? I wonder if he will be just wearing his hat and a bow tie again ? :pimp:

What does that doctor see in the half wittish Little Mo?

What does that doctor see in the half wittish Little Mo?
Tell me about it ... and the storyline of her poorly son is very boring :ohmy:

I didn't know, but the dishy doc is married to Tamzin Outhwaite (there you go, a bit of useless trivia for you)

Tell me about it ... and the storyline of her poorly son is very boring :ohmy:

I didn't know, but the dishy doc is married to Tamzin Outhwaite (there you go, a bit of useless trivia for you)

Theyre not married yet Bon, just engaged.

As for Little Mo's storyline, yep its boring beyond belief, as is the Phil and Ben storyline which consists of : Ben getting upset/Phil worrying he aint a good daaaad/Phil being convinced to give it annuvvvaaaa go/Phil telling Ben a story about his childhood/Ben smiling sweetly and being friends with his dad again...

or

The Jane and Grant saga : Jane runs into Grant, laughably scorching looks are exchanged/Jane sees him on his own, they snog/Jane feels guilty and runs off/Jane runs into Grant again.......

Its like blummin Groundhog Day on the damn programme.

Its utter :pooh: at the moment.....

The storylines are very poor at the moment - but i am still enjoying the Grant and Jane thang.

Im looking forward to the day Ian realises that Jane has lost her heart to a Mitchell brother *snigger*

What do you think happened to Freddy? Was it Ben, or did Mo have a mental block? Any other theories?

missed the last few progs crit so don't have a clue. Was it not shown, or just hinted at, or wha?

Well over-protective mum, li'l Mo, was invited away for the weekend by the much too nicey doc and said she couldn't leave Freddaay. But then she changed her mind and Jane was supposed to be looking after him for a while, but Jane was more interested in talking to Grant on her mobile. Li'l Mo actually put Freddaay in his cot and he was apparently sleeping peacefully when she reluctantly left him.

Anyway, to cut a long story short, Mo and Doc had a slight car accident before they even got out of the Square and Mo took it as a sign that she shouldn't be going anywhere and should really be looking after Freddaay so she went back home and when she checked on him he wouldn't wake up so he was rushed to hospital and found to have some sort of bleed in the brain which they say was probably caused by a blow to the head.

Doc then tells Social Worker that Mo had been having sleepless nights and was very "fragile" and more or less hinted that she could possibly have harmed him.

So we really don't know what happened :unsure:

Was Courtney in the house at the time? She seems the 'damager of babies' type.... :bored:

HEEEEEELLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

I fancy Grant Mitchell........................................ag ain............. :blush:

I'll get me coat :bag:

I fancy him too, so does Pandora ... so you are not alone :wink_kiss

I fancy him too, so does Pandora ... so you are not alone :wink_kiss

the only thing that worries me about that Bon, is that YOU fancy Derek Acora:shocking: ......................:w00t:

the only thing that worries me about that Bon, is that YOU fancy Derek Acora:shocking: ......................:w00t:

That is a very valid point *looks shamed*

That is a very valid point *looks shamed*

at least you have the good grace to look ashamed :w00t:

That is a very valid point *looks shamed*


Dont worry Bon, so does my niece. She practically stalked him when they did Most Haunted in Berry Pomeroy, Devon. :blink:

Funnily enough I dont fancy Ross Kemp in Ultimate Force, he comes across as ever so slightly camp in that, oddly enough....

Funnily enough I dont fancy Ross Kemp in Ultimate Force, he comes across as ever so slightly camp in that, oddly enough....

Oh I dunno Pan, but then remember, Im heavily medicated at the moment :bag:

I am sooooooooooooooo bored with this Sonia / Martin / Chloe thing. I almost nod off whenever they are on screen.

Im still loving the Grunt and Jane stuff, but the Ben and Phil storyline is snoresome as well.

And please - someone punch Little Mo on my behalf.

Did anyone else laugh out loud when they saw Paulines tan on the show :applause:

Why cant' soap opera weddings ever run smoothly?...just once would make a change. It just doesn't seem probable that wedding after wedding should involve some kind of incident.

I only saw two minutes of today's EE as i was flicking through but i saw enough to realize yet another tv soap wedding had gone ar*e-up!

What's this obsession with making things go terribly wrong all the time...eh?...drama?...ohhh!:bored:

It was good to see Una Stubbs on the omnibus yesterday appearing with her real life ex husband Nicky Henson who never seems to age a bit!!!

I have to admit that im bored with Eastenders, and it really doesnt bother me if i miss it.

I dont give a stuff about Billy and Honey ... and how pathetic was the wedding (or lack of wedding).

And Sonia now snogging Gus .... give me a break, i thought she was a lesbian ?

They need some beefy storylines, and quick.

Im proud to say that I havent watched this in weeks. Its officially a bag of utter sh**e and this has been proved by their ratings going down to 3.4 million. Last year it was 10 million plus.

I guarantee that this time next year it will only be on either once a week or gone off our screens for good.

Lets face it, if Wendy Richard is deserting the sinking ship (and a very nice meal ticket for a crap actress thank you very much), things MUST be bad.

I have given up on it as well. We went on holiday in June and I haven't watched an episode since, not missed it all which proves it was only habit that kept me watching as if definitely wasn't good storylines.

I missed a few episodes in favour of watching BB live feed or BBLB and when I did happen to catch it the other day I thought I was on the wrong channel. There were people on it that I'd never seen before.

I saw a bit of "the wedding" and as Woody said, it was so predictable - everything going tits up as usual. :wacko: There isn't one good storyline that makes me want to watch now.

By the way, what's that about Sonia kissing Gus? I missed that but can't say I'm sorry :D What's happened to Naomi?

People have been saying it was going down the pan for ages and I thought "naaah, not Eastenders" but I agree that it's become a load of old tosh (well it's always been a load of old tosh but it's worse tosh now than ever before).

Frank might be coming back!
Eastenders boss Kate Harwood wants wheeler dealer Frank Butcher back in the BBC1 soap.

The executive producer says: “Frank is EastEnders at its ripest and I’d love an excuse to bring him in again.”

Awww no, not wrinkly old Frank - we need a bit more eye-candy. Bring back Nigel Harman, then I would be more interested :wub:

Awww no, not wrinkly old Frank - we need a bit more eye-candy. Bring back Nigel Harman, then I would be more interested :wub:

stop it crit - you'll make Pandora feel bad for her secret crush on Frankie boy!

bet she starts watching again now!!!

:blush: Oooops sorry Pan - I'll get my foot out of my mouth in a minute.

Of course, I suppose he is rather .. erm .. well (help me out here Dol, quick) ... erm .... masculine?

Do you think I've wriggled out of it Dol?

:blush: Of course, I suppose he is rather .. erm .. well (help me out here Dol, quick) ... erm .... masculine?

Do you think I've wriggled out of it Dol?

I love it when he grins and his dentures nearly eclipse the sun!!