She only pretends to be. She knows everything really! :fireman:

Stop giving all my secrets away Grouch! :laugh:

She only pretends to be. She knows everything really! :fireman:

....oh i know.....and even so when she doesn't.....

...maybe they don't like the fact that i never sport a dodgy moustache....

But one would have thought the haircut would have got you half way there at least? :kid:

But one would have thought the haircut would have got you half way there at least? :kid:

.....it's not done me too badly an injustice with one of the more beautiful ladies on this forum.....:wink2:

.....it's not done me too badly an injustice with one of the more beautiful ladies on this forum.....

Have you seen all of them? :ohmy:

Have you seen all of them? :ohmy:

......secrets have to remain secrets.....or they wouldn't be secrets.....

......secrets have to remain secrets.....or they wouldn't be secrets.....

Soooo deep. Night night. :sleepy:

Soooo deep. Night night. :sleepy:

....that's what she said......:wink2:

buggerlugged....

pained............... this has gone way :offtopic: , we've got the Say anything you want to another poster for this haven't we?



see Haydon - still meddling and moderating and all for free!

stillconfused :wacko:

stillconfused :wacko:

oh dear not long till you take up residence in a home for the bewildered now is it, love?

I suggest a lie down and let your mind go blank - (oh that reminds me of two more things I can put down as natural talents!) take deep breaths and repeat as a mantra "I am calm and aware" twenty times.

Happy!! smiling!! :blush:

OPTIMISTIC :pimp:

Excited :w00t: <--- see?

annoyed.....

...dangerous.

headachey :(

That'll be the RSI, I shouldn't wonder.

headachey :(

ditto.....................

are you 'armed and extremely', soulout?

Extremely? Yes, I would certainly go along with that. Very extremely. Extremely extremely in fact. And I fear I would struggle somewhat with typing these messages were I not "armed".

So you are like the man in the song then? (I'm showing my age now :laugh: )

The ladies will have to watch out for you :wink2:


O/T Thirsty :beer:

So how do you know soulout is a 'man'? Did I miss something? If you are a woman, hello, if you're a man an extra warm hello. Sorry that's more than one word!

uhhh... lazy

So how do you know soulout is a 'man'? Did I miss something? If you are a woman, hello, if you're a man an extra warm hello. Sorry that's more than one word!

uhhh... lazy

Tart .....more like

So how do you know soulout is a 'man'? Did I miss something? If you are a woman, hello, if you're a man an extra warm hello. Sorry that's more than one word!




Because in another thread he mentioned he had a wife, Noxy!

So on drugs then? :bag:

dont do drugs except caffine and tobacco and very occasonally booze :excl:

romanticandready

Astounded,amazed,shocked! The penny has just dropped feeling. :shocking:

or readyandromantic......whichever....

romanticandready

Ready for what woodstock?

Ready for what woodstock?

.............................http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v672/Woodstock73/NewImage224.jpg

So you're after something then woodstock. Would you mind sharing?

So you're after something then woodstock. Would you mind sharing?

..........yes.

Well????............................

Well????............................

....yes, i'd mind sharing......:sad:........(but part of me wants to shout it out to the WHOLE.....w.....i.....d.....e.....world)

thumbtwiddling

inovermyhead

cheerful :thumbsup:

Randy ............ randyhttp://smileys.smileycentral.com/cus/e_1_42.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

likeleavingworkearly :naughty:

Good ...............

envious!!!:naughty:

gladtobehome

boredwithironing :bored:

Torn



Between the telly and here

likethrowingmylunchoutofthewindow :w00t:

Torn



Between the telly and here

and the cleaning?? :mad2:

......tired...

lost plottish

....... good .........

thrilled..........

Amused :laugh:

Dizzy :wacko:

curious....... who's been beating people out with the banning stick then! :wink2:
... maybe I should change that to


.... nosey!

frivolous :pimp:

Sweaty :cry:

Glorious!! :naughty:

Chatty





,

shattered...........

subdued ...............

.......happy .......

backachey :cry:

Chilled.....

Unsleepy...

Happybecausewideawakechildisnowfastasleep :thumbsup:

numbfromhorridweekatwork

Content ........ :D

numbfromhorridweekatwork

Hope it wasn't too horrendous Fee. Is it all over now? or do you have to face more horror next week?

Hi Dol - no more of the same next week:sad: and working thru' weekend

back on topic: cheeredupcosDolisnice:)

like :pooh: ...... :bag:

but its my own fault so I am not seeking sympathy.....but if you want to offer it it won't be refused....

wideawake ...

Exhausted :sleep:

Poor you Karen. Still exhausted.

I feel pain free. Therefore, normal. So I am being very optimistic and going to a gig in town this afternoon and sticking to my plans.
I am going to have my first guinness for Paddy's celebrations today. whooppeee!!

oops just remembered it is one word thread. my apologies!

Poor you Karen. Still exhausted.

I feel pain free. Therefore, normal. So I am being very optimistic and going to a gig in town this afternoon and sticking to my plans.
I am going to have my first guinness for Paddy's celebrations today. whooppeee!!

oops just remembered it is one word thread. my apologies!

tut! there's always one rebel who doesn't follow rules!


back O/T:

inspired.......

....... Happy :D

........better :wink_kiss

Tired :sleepy:

endofthetunnelish:thumbsup:

Amused (and wondering why it would not let me post a word of less than 10 characters)

jet-lagged

......... curious .......

excitableandanxious ...my two favourite feelings!

........ daft ..........

alsoamused (in a look what the cat dragged in type manner)

betterthanIdeserveto.........:drinking: :sick:

Disheartened.

verydisheartened

notdisheartenedatall

smiley now that Floopy has posted the above^^^^^ :wink_kiss

likealittlerayofsunshine :wink2:

Warmintheraysofsunshinebeingthrownaroundtheinterne ttoday. :cool:

worriedthatAndreahasbeentakingthepinktabletsinstea doftheblue

Missunderstood

Confused :wacko:

I'm sure I had the blue ones this morning.

Rushed (I only have 3 mins left!)

Pretty pleased with myself :D

peppermintcool

warm and cosy....its PANTS outside!

Miffed! :mad2:

Miffed! :mad2:
why??............

why??............

SOM's & name effects! :wallbash: I just cannot get it right! :wallbash:

Wet .......

conquered... :sad:

....... Déjà vu

alonewithILS

alonewithILS
Shhhdon'ttellfloops

ok

shes asleep

Excited!

Just made holiday plans

Piggy (I'm on my second apple doughnut!) :blush:

gladtobehome

rungout!!!

annoyedatunintelligentpeople! why do they roam the earth in packs? and how can we destroy them?

..... loved ........

Wooooooo WOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOO!

I'm going home!

Productive .....

knackered .....

likehavingnearlythreeweeksoffwork!!!

Greedy :sick:

orallyexpectant

Blurry! :mellow:

squinty... :huh:

Coastie, sort your self out for ****s sake.

calm.. happy :)

Coastie, sort your self out for ****s sake.

No...I'm experimenting and there is nothing you can do about it!

Ragin :ranting:

(sis just phoned me and pleaded with me to drive to Edinburgh at midnight and pick her up. Pure cheek! On the bright side, she'll be forgetting about that 20 squid that i owe her)

Hungry! (Grabs phone to order some takeaway) :pizza:

EDIT: OK, why doesn't the pizza smilie work? :(

.... loved :wub:

So you should be you stupid.....nelly.

:photo:

hungover :ninja:

Really tired

Bored


really tired is two words!!!!! :ranting:

Lustful! :blush:

Chuffed ....

BORED!!! :bored:

Tired...........

great!!!.... just got my broadband today so now i can visit more often cause before i was using a pc in the library :book:

great!!!.... just got my broadband today so now i can visit more often cause before i was using a pc in the library :book:

Great stuff waylander - you will be hooked before you know it :laugh:

Bloated http://www.eyell.com/Smileys/fart2.gif

Good news Waylander - looking forward to hearing more from you.

thanx you guys, you make me feel all warm inside :D

Relieved...

cosy...........

......... revived .............

..........fat

Productive.......

Happy .............

Lonely.............

.......... gutted........

Triumphantlygoonerish!

........... justok ..............

Sober.... :sad:

Robbed!!!!

mellow......

.......... tipsy ...............

.......... tipsy ...............
oh me too... :thumbsup:

fullandsmug

Tired :sleepy:

imahappybunnythisevening!! :bye:

****ed off

zombified :sleepy:

happyasalwaysbuthungover :sick:

:bye:

unsettled.....

unsettled.....

:( why? .....................

She probably means her bowels.

:( why? .....................

it's Sunday, my house is tidy, the sun is shining and I find it unnerving ... now just waiting for something to go wrong!

She probably means her bowels.

do not!!! ....... for once I've completely forgotten about my bowels - but thanks for reminding me!

.......like :pooh:

.......like :pooh:

not coming down with something are you Buzzy? get back to bed with a lemsip!

.......like :pooh:

Ditto :pooh:

sympathetichttp://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage06/3.gif

........humbled

Lucky.......

satisfied..

Down-in-the-dumps

Empathetic.

Bewildered!! :laugh:

heavyhearted

Fabulous :w00t:

fresh&clean

.......ready

Tired.....

.......same

creaky......

tearful.....

Nervous...

Nervous...

Why ????


Tired&stressed

Thick.................

Why ????



I was feeling nervous because I was waiting to hear the outcome of a job interview. Good news is I am almost certain I have got the job, I'm just waiting for HR to finalise some details before they make a formal offer.

O/T: Relieved :smartie:

Good news is I am almost certain I have got the job, I'm just waiting for HR to finalise some details before they make a formal offer.

O/T: Relieved :smartie:

Congratulations :D

I was feeling nervous because I was waiting to hear the outcome of a job interview. Good news is I am almost certain I have got the job, I'm just waiting for HR to finalise some details before they make a formal offer.

O/T: Relieved :smartie:


Fantastic news Rothera, well done. :smartie:

applauding :thumbsup:

Chuffed :D

Motheroftheleaguewinner

Whatleagueisthatcat?


And :smartie:to Rothera!!

Happy! :smartie:

Poorly ..........

mega-excited..............



oh and



mega-bloated.............

hamstrung


(hope you feel better soon ILS xxx)

thanks dab :hug:

Alittlebetter :D

Shattered ........

warmandcuddly

hope you have a quiet day at work and recover nicely, ILS

hope you have a quiet day at work and recover nicely, ILS

Thanks dab :hug:

inpainandunwell

Wassup Cockney? Hope you feel better soon, mate. :thumbsup:

gladtobehome!

cream-crackered!

I need to put the spare room in order but my grandson uses it as "his" room. I had about 50 videos and 70 empty cases (?). I've spent an hour trying to put them all back in their right boxes - not helped by the fact that a lot of the labels have come off. :mad2:

better.............

excited!!!!!!!!!!! :w00t:

excited!!!!!!!!!!! :w00t:

spill!

Blockedup ........

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_14_2.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB) notawakeyet

Try some prune juice ILS

Try some prune juice ILS

Not that sort of bunged up Cockney :blink:

Headachey

Bored. :(

withmehands

Pooped :wacko:

gobsmacked....

tiredandgrumpy

tiredandgrumpy
:hug: for you grumpy

:hug: for you grumpy

Ah, thank you Buzz :hug:

Chuffed ...........

sickofthebloodysimpsons :ranting:

...... damp .......

...fat....

*shouldn't have had that Twix for breakfast*

decrepit

shouldn't have had that life... :laugh:

sneezy..............

shouldn't have had that middle child...gave me hayfever

Fabulous

*shouldn't have had that Cockney last night*

sorry :bag: , couldn't resist

alotmoredecrepit

just fell and slammed the back of my head on the floor... going away to moan and groan for a while...

Ouch Dab! I hope you are feeling a little better by now!


Pleased :D

headachey...........

weird......

tired.....

...Scuppered...

good word cheekychops

tirerder

Flabbergasted

likeshoutingataveryannoyingstupidpersonveryloudly

Flabbergasted


ooooo good news ILS?


back o/t:

late!

likeshoutingataveryannoyingstupidpersonveryloudly
goforitthen.......

o/t...sneezy - again

likeshoutingataveryannoyingstupidpersonveryloudly

it's me isn't it? oh god I'm so sorry to have upset you floopy, please please forgive me!

it's me isn't it? oh god I'm so sorry to have upset you floopy, please please forgive me!
Victim!!


.

Victim!!


.

not necessarily ..... I just think everything is about me!!

not necessarily ..... I just think everything is about me!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: egomaniac (is that a word??)

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: egomaniac (is that a word??)

it is .... so is bossybitch!!!!!

it's me isn't it? oh god I'm so sorry to have upset you floopy, please please forgive me!

SHUT UP !!!!!!!

it is .... so is bossybitch!!!!!
And your point would be???? :mad2:

quizzical................

****edasafart :drinking:

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztired

... chilled .......

.......... bored ...............

.......... bored ...............

Ditto!..................................