Who's going to lock lips with who?
:D

If Johnny Depp should so happen to enter our Coffee Lounge, I would love to do more than lock lips with him - I'll lock him in a cage and throw away the key, he can be my slave forever! :devil:

If Johnny Depp should so happen to enter our Coffee Lounge, I would love to do more than lock lips with him - I'll lock him in a cage and throw away the key, he can be my slave forever! :devil:

That's all very well Bel, but what are you going to do with him if you've thrown away the key....? :laugh:

PS have some rep points. ;)

That's all very well Bel, but what are you going to do with him if you've thrown away the key....? :laugh:

PS have some rep points. ;)


Well............me, Johnny, locked cage, no key......the world is my oyster! :w00t: :naughty:

Well............me, Johnny, locked cage, no key......the world is my oyster! :w00t: :naughty:

Yes, but unless you were actually in the cage with him.....

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I think I get it now! :thumbsup: :laugh:

If Johnny Depp should so happen to enter our Coffee Lounge, I would love to do more than lock lips with him - I'll lock him in a cage and throw away the key, he can be my slave forever! :devil:
Is Mr Bella still away then? :laugh:

Wahey....pucker up Peej! :naughty: :wink_kiss

(psssssst Peej, I think Coastie is stalking you!!! Just between you and me ok???):unsure:

Oh Peeeeeeeej....

http://img.123greetings.com/events/gen_getwell_nurse/getwell46b.gif

Mmm, come on then Coastie - and feel free to use your tongue :naughty:

http://www.dentalcare.com/soap/ce19ej/graphics/perio.gif

Please oh please tell me that is an animals mouth Peej!!!

Please oh please tell me that is an animals mouth Peej!!!

No it's his...why do you think he went into dentistry...he couldn't afford to pay anyone else to sort that gob out! :w00t:

No it's his...why do you think he went into dentistry...he couldn't afford to pay anyone else to sort that gob out! :w00t:
Shut up and kiss me! If you're quick enough, you'll be able to get the wee bits of wet toast lurking around my molars from breakfast time.

ewww PJ that pic really is bad. In fact it's so bad that I need to redress the balance and post a lovely picture to make me feel better...

http://www.radaronline.com/after-dark/0826_1.jpg

ahh now that's better. :cool:

Good idea. You dinnae mind if I do that too, do you?


http://www.virgin.net/tvradio/galleries/sexysoapbabes2/pix/07_main.jpg


Ahhhhh, Amy. :)

OK guys..where are all these 'lovely picture's you keep promising ..to make amends for the teeth. (euuugh by the way)
I don't see no lovely pictures...just pictures of 'wans'.....

DUJLOVE it when it's nearly christmas holiday time.
The next week and 2 days doe'snt really count at work.
yay!

I could quite go a tongue sandwich with someone. Any offers :unsure:

I could quite go a tongue sandwich with someone. Any offers :unsure:


I would Bonnie but I'm saving myself for Haydon...;) :laugh:

I would Bonnie but I'm saving myself for Haydon...;) :laugh:

I tell you - whats Haydon got that i havent .... apart from a message board and a willy :unsure:

PJ until you clean your gnashers I'm gonna be snogging this wee stud muffiny Scot! :wub:

http://www.gerryscorner.it/sfondi_immagini/foto/multimedia_gerry.jpg

and then I'm puckering up for this fella from down under...grrr...

http://www.china.embassy.gov.au/guangzhou/culture/AFF/pics/al.gif

and then of course there's

http://www.littlereview.com/fanstuff/gladiatm.jpg

and since he's has a bit of a temper I wouldn't suggest trying to push in Peej!

and then I'm puckering up for this fella from down under...grrr...

http://www.china.embassy.gov.au/guangzhou/culture/AFF/pics/al.gif

and then of course there's

http://www.littlereview.com/fanstuff/gladiatm.jpg

and since he's has a bit of a temper I wouldn't suggest trying to push in Peej!


Ladies, you have very good taste.

OK, my turn for some lip locking...
http://www.josh-holloway.com/wallpapers/wallpaper1.jpg

I may be a while.....:D

I'm puckering up for this fella down his underpants


You DIRTY DIRTY Coastie you :shocking:

Ooooh if only I was 40 years younger :naughty:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/liberated60s/JA1.jpg

You DIRTY DIRTY Coastie you :shocking:

Who moi..... :angel:

Had a good old chin wag with my hygenist today..she is also a Russell Crowe Lust Bunny...oh how we laughed..much to the loathing of the dentist and nurse! :laugh:

Coastie I hope you don't mind me saying but your hygienist should be sacked. She's not doing a very good job. Just look at the amount of calculus in your mouth!

http://webs.wichita.edu/mschneegurt/biol103/lecture22/severe_calculus.jpg

It's okay Peej...I tackled that problem with one of my dads chisels today! My teeth now look like this....

http://www.clocktowerdental.co.uk/gifs/beforeafter/2a.jpg

PJ, will you please stop it with those pictures:sick:

Sorry Andrea. Is this any better?

http://www.cosmetic-dentistry.bz/images/lisa%20smile%20after%20perfect.jpg

It just screams pure health.

How on earth did you get a picture of my teeth PJ:D

So....are ya gonna snog me or wot?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nottingham/features/2003/02/images/valentines_lovers_haunts_270.jpg

Not tonight, sorry Coastie.

Ok, let's do it then

http://static.flickr.com/15/19753597_a8ae344812_m.jpg

Doh...I only have a little white box and a red cross....

Girls should I go for it!

Ooo it's showing now...

Ahhhhhhh.....snoggy woggy woo woos!

Wooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh Coastie, what is that that PJ is putting into your mouth:wink2:

Oh if you can see it now, kinda spoils my joke. Pah

Coastie I hope you don't mind me saying but your hygienist should be sacked. She's not doing a very good job. Just look at the amount of calculus in your mouth!

http://webs.wichita.edu/mschneegurt/biol103/lecture22/severe_calculus.jpg

God almighty Peej? Are these people dead ????????? :shocking: :shocking: :shocking: :sick:

Peej, I'm with Pan...I'm gonna spewwwwwwww and hurrrrrrllll if you don't quit that!!! That's one of my OCD things is people and their mouths/teeth/breath!!! And believe you me I visit my hygenist 2x a year and do my own hygene-ing inbetween!!!!!:sick: :D

I don't know what he has about him, but I've loved this man since 1983 :wub:

http://members.lycos.co.uk/nickreding/connerpic.jpg

Nick Reding, come on down....

http://www.maxcatsrealm.com/main/wet_kiss.jpg

Coastie I hope you don't mind me saying but your hygienist should be sacked. She's not doing a very good job. Just look at the amount of calculus in your mouth!

http://webs.wichita.edu/mschneegurt/biol103/lecture22/severe_calculus.jpg

I have found more than one post very disturbing..this being one, PJ what is this person suffering from..it's like the Elephant Man in your mouth, lower teeth to be precise.

What is that condition called?

Ooooh if only I was 40 years younger :naughty:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/liberated60s/JA1.jpg

But far worse was this.

Critters you are a bad bad girl, worse than me.

Shall we form a gang?

Cat, Darling....I'd never leave my house if you formed a gang near my town. You can be DANGEROUS!!!!!:laugh:

I have found more than one post very disturbing..this being one, PJ what is this person suffering from..it's like the Elephant Man in your mouth, lower teeth to be precise.

What is that condition called?
It's just a build up of calculus (plaque which has calcified and hardened) - although this is the biggest build up I have ever seen!
The person must either have learning disabilities and is unable to clean their own mouth or extremely lazy.

I thought at first it was someone who let one of those effervescant cold tablets fizz up in their mouth....then it dawned on me!!! Eeeewwwwww. I'm going to be ill again....:sick:

But far worse was this.

Critters you are a bad bad girl, worse than me.

Shall we form a gang?


Awwwww let me have my dreams - that's all that's left at my age :(

Crit, just say NO to being in Cat's gang....there's no telling the trouble and mugshots and fingerprinting it'll involve!! You may even have to register as a menace to society!!!:laugh:

Crit, just say NO to being in Cat's gang....there's no telling the trouble and mugshots and fingerprinting it'll involve!! You may even have to register as a menace to society!!!:laugh:

What AGAIN! :ninja:

OOOps!! Have I disclosed some dark tidbit of info from your past????? Oooooh, do tell!!!:devil:

It's just a build up of calculus (plaque which has calcified and hardened) - although this is the biggest build up I have ever seen!
The person must either have learning disabilities and is unable to clean their own mouth or extremely lazy.

Or maybe they've got no arms PJ?

Awwwww let me have my dreams - that's all that's left at my age :(

Well if you're having him I'm going to have this.
http://rachel4noel.tripod.com//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/noellove.jpg

So there.

You can keep your pretty boys girls its still this man for me apart from JD of course.http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/mazwad/georgeirving.jpg

Ewwww Mazza - who's that? Not my type at all - I like them young and baby-faced mostly but I wouldn't say no to these

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/liberated60s/colinfirth.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/liberated60s/big_gallery_16.jpg

and of course:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/liberated60s/nigelharman271.jpg

:wub: :wub:

Oooooooh, Crit, digging on the top two for awhile. Who's the youngster?:laugh:

Oooooooh, Crit, digging on the top two for awhile. Who's the youngster?:laugh:

That's the lovely Nigel Harman from Eastenders :wub: and I hear he's gonna get shot!! :(

Or maybe they've got no arms PJ?
Indeed! I expect this is what the Venus de Milo's mouth must look like.

Its George Irvine Crit he was Anton Meyer in Holby City. I like em a little more mature these days,you can keep the pretty boys don't do much for me.

Its George Irvine Crit he was Anton Meyer in Holby City. I like em a little more mature these days,you can keep the pretty boys don't do much for me.

Aaah! I've never really watched Holby City so that's why I didn't recognise him.

Not many mature men do it for me Mazz - good job your bruv is 6 years younger than me isn't it :laugh:

Indeed! I expect this is what the Venus de Milo's mouth must look like.

She must of had it real bad PJ...look her whole heads fallen off :ohmy:

http://www.sculpturegallery.com/Egregia/torso_venus_1.jpg



Actually she looks a bit like me...apart from my arms are longer and I've got a head.

Oh Cat...LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:w00t: I HAVE used Peej's loverly pics on msboy#2 b/c it's a hassle getting that little thing to brush. He has sworn to brush for his 2 mins., gargle with his stuff for kids and thier teeth???, and floss so he doesn't look 'all gross and nasty' like the pics.:kid:

Oh Cat...LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:w00t: I HAVE used Peej's loverly pics on msboy#2 b/c it's a hassle getting that little thing to brush. He has sworn to brush for his 2 mins., gargle with his stuff for kids and thier teeth???, and floss so he doesn't look 'all gross and nasty' like the pics.:kid:
See? This is what i had in mind all along when posting up those nasty pictures. So for all those many who gave me bad rep - I'm doing it for the kids!!!!!

that's all very well and comendable PJ - but by gum you put a dampner on the auld snogging thread!!:laugh:


O/t I'll have Sting please. Anyone got any pics?:nerd:

See? This is what i had in mind all along when posting up those nasty pictures. So for all those many who gave me bad rep - I'm doing it for the kids!!!!!


I gave you good rep MR.!!!! Even though I thought I'd hurl!!:wacko:

You can keep your pretty boys girls its still this man for me http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/mazwad/georgeirving.jpg


I have a bit of a thing for George Irving too Mazza, I don't normally like the older man but he has something about him, that does it for me :wub: :naughty: