We were in the middle of this when it disappeared...

For those that haven't played:

If it's your turn, you pretend to be a famous person, alive or dead. Other members have to ask you questions in an attempt to guess who you are - BUT they can only be Yes or No answers.

So, you can ask, "Are you male?" but not, "Are you male or female?"

The one we were in the middle of was -

I am male, I am over 40, I am not a singer, I am not known as a presenter but I have presented on radio.

Ask away!!

Are you mainly on the radio?

I've just tried to post the answer "No" but the system wouldn't let me as the message is too short!! :ranting:

are you mainly on the television.

That's mad that you can't post "no"

That's mad that you can't post "no"

Where's H when you need him?

Yes

It seems to work if you quote the other post?!

Do you appear regularly on tv too?

Yes, I would say so

Do you specialise in a particular topic? :eek:

Yes, I do and I still can't post "yes"!

Have you got a nice arse?

Have you got a nice arse?

No, afraid not

Is your main topic current affairs?

No and I am getting really peed off with having to type a long message!!

Is it gardening?

PS
Have you tried typing
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO
or
YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSS

Give it a whirl girl

Ooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Are you a reporter?

Is it gardening?

PS
Have you tried typing
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO
or
YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSS

Give it a whirl girl


WELL! is it bloody gardening or what?

tskkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk :ranting:

Are you a reporter?

No, and I'm not a gardener either

Are you a sportsman?

No I'm not a sportsman!!

I am very well known though I can assure you and there is a crucial field you have missed!!

I have won awards for what I do.

Entertainment?

Yes indeedy!!!

Bruce Forsyth?

Oh deary me no no no!!!!! I would say I am far more entertaining that THAT!! :eek:

Has Brucey won any awards then??!! :p

Ricky Gervais?

:)

You are CORRECT!!!!!

Right, your go Andrea, can I ask the first question??!?!?!?

Are you a male?

Oooh, I got it right:D

Ok, who am I, let me think............................ok, I know.

Yes, Ceri, I am a male:)

Are you an actor?

No, not an actor

Singer????

No, I'm not a singer.

Are you still alive?

Yessssssssssssss

Are you over 40 years of age?? :confused:

Yesssssssss

Are you a presenter ?

yes, I am a presenter:)

are you micheal parkinson ?

No, not him:(

does he have a TV show on at the moment ?

Yes he does.

Jonathan Ross ?

No, not him.

Frank Skinner :confused:

No, his show is not really that sort of entertainment.

He also used to have a show on TV about 20 years ago.

Hmmmm Bruce Forsyth (sp)

no............................

Is he in a show where prizes are given ?

No, no prizes in this show.

Does he wear glasses ?

No.

I had to google his picture cause I wasn't sure:rolleyes:

Terry Wogan?

No.

Ok, we have a male, still alive, over 40 who is not an actor or singer, but is a presenter, who doesn't wear glasses.

He has a TV show at the moment, that doesn't give any prizes, and he used to present a 10 minute TV show about 20 years ago.

Does he present chat shows?

No, not chat shows.

I'm feeling generous today so I'll give you another clue.
The 10 minute show he used to present 20 years ago is still running today, but not with him.

Is that show points of view?

No its not.

Does he present factual programmes?

Yes he does:)

Are they anything to do with wildlife or animals?? :confused:

John Craven ?

well done Mashed, you are correct, it was John Craven:D
I think you just beat Ceri, cause she was on the right track.

OK, your turn now, I'll ask the first question.

Are you female?

Sorry I trumped you Ceri, but will have to hand over the reins to you as I'm having an unexpected week away. :(

Right, OK I'm on again!!

(I don't think I would have got John Craven Mashed so you didn't trump me!)

Are you female?

No

Do you appear on TV?

Sometimes I'm on TV, yes

Radio..........?

Radio..........?

Nope. Never on the radio.

Are you under 40?

Are you under 40?

That's a good question. I suppose I probably am. :wink2:

Are you involved in the entertainment field?

I'm going out on a limb and saying Vanessa Feltz.

cheerio!

Are you involved in the entertainment field?

I shall be fair here and answer a question you haven't asked but which will perplex you eternally.

I am a ficticious character.

I'm going out on a limb and saying Vanessa Feltz.

cheerio!

Blimey she's got big baps for a bloke Scoobs!! :laugh:

Are you human?

Are you human?

Yes indeedy

Are you Dr Who?

No, fraid not!!!

Are you a likable character>

Can you fly? :ohmy:

Are you a likable character>

I have quite a following

Can you fly? :ohmy:

Not under my own steam, no - I am only a mere mortal!!

Do you present on your own?

Do you present on your own?

I'm a character jaycee rather than a "real" person.

Lister from Red Dwarf?

No..I would suggest you find out what my "occupation" is and what genre if I may!! :laugh:

are you connected to the police force in any way?

are you connected to the police force in any way?

Not quite, though you could say I am involved in tracking down criminals.

Sherlock Holmes?

CHARLIE!!!!....him of Charlies Angels. :boxing:

No, no, no, its Dangermouse:laugh:

Sherlock Holmes?

Nope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHARLIE!!!!....him of Charlies Angels. :boxing:

No again!!!!!!!!!!!

No, no, no, its Dangermouse:laugh:
No yet again!!

I am an incredibly famous character. I will give you another huge clue - I have been in films for years and years.

Scooby Doo ?

No, not Scooby Doo either.

I will give you another hint - I'm a man!!

Is it 007?

Is it 007?

I am indeed JAMES BOND!!!

Hurrah - ILS it's your turn again!!

Ooooh sorry ILS I forgot to ask a question!! :laugh:

Are you male?

I thought that ages ago and dismissed it :blink:

No I am not male :)

Are you a real person?

Are you a real person?

I am :) (crikey that is too short - even though I quoted you) :ranting:

Are you still alive?

Yes I am still alive :)

Do you act?

Yes I do act :)

Are you British?

I am indeed :)

Are you under 40?

Under 40 like the under 40 007 is then???

Well he seems quite young to me!! :laugh:

Actually started to investigate how old Ian Flemming made him...but got bamboozled by the amount of Bond Forums all over world...

Bamboozled - a game show hosted by Joey in Friends, did you see that one...

off topic I know, but this is how my brain works.

back to topic.

Are you under 40?

Who are you asking? James Bond or me?

You ILS!! :laugh:

I just got a little :confused: as you went :offtopic: :laugh:


I'm over 40 :)

Do you act in films mainly?

No not mainly :)

Are you Judi Dench?

Are you Judi Dench?


Dame Judi Dench to you Ceri ;) :laugh:


That was a little too easy I think :wacko:

Oh dear that was a bit premature wasn't it - I don't feel fully satisfied!! :laugh:

I think someone else should have a go now anyway...

Where's Cat, oh she who is the font of all human knowledge!! :p

Oh dear that was a bit premature wasn't it - I don't feel fully satisfied!! :laugh:



Very :unsure:


CALLING CAT!!!

Anybody?? Anybody at all want to pretend to be someone for a change?? Groucho?? Andrea?? Bonsai!!

Anybody?!?!?!

You go again Ceri!!!

Oh dear I have to think of someone.... :unsure:

Ok then got one!!!

Are you male?

Are you male?


No I'm not

Are you a female?

are you in entertainment.

Are you a female?

Yes I am!!!!!!!!!!!!

are you in entertainment.


Well, I suppose that's sort of what I became famous for...in a way.....

Are you under 40?

Are you part of a famous pair?

edited to say I meant a famous duo:dry:

Are you under 40?

Yes I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you part of a famous pair?

edited to say I meant a famous duo:dry:


No I'm not

Sorry about lack of response here - am really busy at the mo and not much time to post - will try and drop in until someone guesses me!!

Are you/were you a page 3 girl?

Are you/were you a page 3 girl?


Eugh, definitely not!! :sick:

Are you a dancer?

Are you a dancer?


No, I'm not a dancer either, though I do seem to be at rather a lot of parties!! :laugh:

Are you an 'it' girl?

No, I'm not an "it" girl either.

All I will say is I DID make my name by appearing on TV.

Am I famous in my own right or as a girlfriend of someone famous?

Am I famous in my own right or as a girlfriend of someone famous?


I am famous in my own right ILS

Are you a presenter?

Whats your favourite colour?

Where's Ceri gone???

Are you a presenter?

No not a presenter

Whats your favourite colour?


No idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where's Ceri gone???

Didn't realise anyone was still posting sorry!!!

I will give you a bit of a clue - I had a baby not very long ago.

Gail Porter??

Nope!!!

I'll give you a great big fat hint...

I have been seen looking less than at my best in the celeb mags lately after one party too many.

Natasha Kerplimskmee

Nope!!

Oh come on girls, she's the ultimate trashy, famous-for-doing-nothing, Essex girl celeb...I'll give you another big clue, her ex-partner became famous doing the same thing as she did.

Jodie Marsh

Jodie Marsh


No, fraid not - did she have a BF who was a topless model then??! :laugh:

Jade Goodie?

Is it Sam Fox?

Jade Goodie?

ILS once again YOU ARE CORRECT!!!!!

Your turn now!! :)

Are you still alive?

Are you still alive?

And indeed, from the lack of response, it would seem that's quite a pertinent question!! :laugh:

Ooooooooops I missed this :(


Yes :)

are you of the fairer sex?

Yes I am :)

Are you aged under 40?

Yes..............

Are you in the music business?

No.................

oh god......................have you met phillip schofield.

Are you an actress?

oh god......................have you met phillip schofield.

...........not sure!

Are you an actress?


Yes.......................

Do you appear in Hollywood movies?

Yes I do .......

Are you British?

Yes I am :)

Kate Winslet?

No.....................

Are you Kate Beckinsale? :)

No....................

Hmm... Minnie Driver?

no.....................

Have you had a film out in the last six months?

Yes.................

Was it a hit or a flop?

Hit (I think!)

Catherine Zeta Jones?
(running out of ideas here) :D

Well done KC :) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/Smilies%20-%20Party/cheerleader2.gif


Your turn.................


Are you female?

Whoo hoo! :D

Yes, I am of the girlie persuasion.

Are you under 40?

Yes...............

Are you an actress ?

Yes..............

Are you British?

Nope....................

Are you American?

Yes............

Are you married?

Damn..difficult one to answer, that..

No.........

Renee Zelwigger

Damn..difficult one to answer, that..

No.........

Are you still alive?

No. Sorry Cat. :D

Are you still alive?

No!
(Hence the difficulty) :laugh:

So you were under 40 when you died...

Did you die in the last five years?

No..........

Are you Marilyn Monroe?

No...

But you're close.

Oh dear, that probably means you're someone I don't know anything about!!

Were you married when you were alive?

Yes.

Shall I give you some clues? :)

Are you Grace Kelly? (I don't know anything about her so forgive me if I have this totally wrong). I won't have a clue as someone like ILS probably knows this anyway but thanks for the offer!! :laugh:

No...

Sorry, maybe this is too obscure....

No chance then!!

Did you die more than ten years ago?

Yes........

Sorry hon.

Was your husband famous as well?

BTW ILS where are you when I need you??! :laugh:

Was your husband famous as well?

Yes............

Oh blimey I haven't got a clue!!!

Were you famous in the 1950's?

Hang on - are you Jean Harlow?

I am!!!
Well done, I thought I'd picked too hard a one there! :D

OK I've got one.

Ask me a question!!

Are you female?

Yes I am female

Are you a singer?

No, not a singer

Are you a presenter?

are you still alive?

Are you a presenter?

Not a presenter either.

are you still alive?

No I am definitely NOT alive!! :laugh:

Can we play this again please? I missed out before.

I'm up for it Patsy :D

But what about the game! :kid:

But what about the game! :kid:

I've never tried the game, my services are free, to the select few :bag:

OK Patsy...as I have forgotten who I was last time, you can be "it".

I will start off.

Are you male?

No............

Are you human?

.........yes

Are you a showbiz celeb?

Are you under 40?

Are you a sex symbol?

Are you a showbiz celeb?


Yes..........

Are you under 40?




No..........

Are you a sex symbol?



They wish!................ No.

Are you on TV regularly?

No...........

Are you British?