Winner - believe me!!:smartie:

Who?



Sam has just gone mad though......

Oh please. He's so bloody annoying.

He seemed OK to me - "I'm just here to make up the numbers!!"

Who?????:unsure:

You will so much warm to his Welsh honesty and outlook on life.

No really........who???????????

Oh please. He's so bloody annoying.
You either haven't heard of him before or you are Scottish?

He's from a Welsh band - Goldie Looking Chain - they once played Aberdeen!!

I actually thought he was a wind up. A pretend band, when I first saw him.
The rapping equivalent of Spinal Tap:laugh:

They kind of are, Andrea. But they are also a record selling band. They're on Soccer AM quite a lot. He looks like he stinks and his teeth are disgusting. Could be amusing, though.

You either haven't heard of him before or you are Scottish?
I have heard of him before and I am indeed Scottish. I must admit though, I go against every other 20-something student when it comes to Goldie Lookin Chain - I'm afraid I don't see what the big fuss is about.
And everytime I've seen them on interviews they have been extremely irritating.
But from what I'm seeing of maggot on e4 just now he seems not too bad so I'm prepared to give him the benefit of the doubt....for now!

My money's on him being the first one to ask Dennis Rodman if Madonna is good in bed.

I have heard of him before and I am indeed Scottish. I must admit though, I go against every other 20-something student when it comes to Goldie Lookin Chain - I'm afraid I don't see what the big fuss is about.
And everytime I've seen them on interviews they have been extremely irritating.
But from what I'm seeing of maggot on e4 just now he seems not too bad so I'm prepared to give him the benefit of the doubt....for now!
Fair play PJ - that's all i ask cheers.

My money's on him being the first one to ask Dennis Rodman if Madonna is good in bed.
*She is much better on the pool table*:shutup:

......... and you know this how?

......... and you know this how?
Life's a bitch.:shutup:

Have you got a pool table?

........... then you sh@g one on a pool table? :unsure:

If his duvet really does smell of wee wee then sorry but no way.
yuk I hate the smell of dried in pee

........... then you sh@g one on a pool table? :unsure:
What's wrong with that?
But not when you are playing pool obviously - that would be disgusting and unsportsmanlike.

What's wrong with that?
But not when you are playing pool obviously - that would be disgusting and unsportsmanlike.
Although it would give you a bigger variety of where to pot the ball :ninja:

What's wrong with that?
But not when you are playing pool obviously - that would be disgusting and unsportsmanlike.
And you would have to video it and make a fortune sending it out on the internet.

Stop it now. You're making me nervous.

Stop it now. You're making me nervous.
I swear i will never ever show anyone our video - for nothing.

Ive never heard of him either - but he reminds me of the guy who won last year .... whose name escapes me.

I keep thinking it was Dev ..... but thats the guy from Corrie isnt it :wacko:

Bonnie, I thought to myself he's this year's Bez. Are you thinking of him or Kenzie? I can't even remember who did win it last year.

Bonnie, I thought to myself he's this year's Bez. Are you thinking of him or Kenzie? I can't even remember who did win it last year.
Bez - thats the one. It was Bez im thinking of. He won didnt he, and as far as i can tell the only thing he has done off the back of the show is have a slot on the video 'Is This the way to Amarilo' with Peter Kay :unsure:

Winner - believe me!!:smartie:


that's exactly the same thought that i had! GO MAGGOT! Bez won Big Brother last year and he could'nt even speak properly so there is always a chance!!
:naughty:

Maggot-Boy......I like the fella. I must admit that i took advantage of the "judging a book by its cover" opportunity when the intros came on, but once he was in the house and doing the mingling thing, and opened his mouth, i actually found him to be many things.....

he's polite, he's quite intelligent, he's quite articulate, he doesn't impose himself on the feminine members of the house in the manner that the ghastly Rodman does (partly 'cos he's probably noticed that Rodman is six foot seven inches tall.....and Black and proud to boot, but that's not the point)

This fella's okay - I'm predicting he'll do well. I'm adopting him as my new "Bez" for this years show. Good luck to ya Maggot-Boy!!

If his duvet really does smell of wee wee then sorry but no way.
yuk I hate the smell of dried in pee

oh me too Bob!!!!

this nearly made me pee myself laughing!! You don't actually have to declare that you hate the smell of dried in pee, Bob ... we all took it for granted anyway!!!! lol! .... well I did!


quite like Maggot, but yeh, patsy he does look like he smells and his mealy little mouth and horrible teeth are very off putting ... but admired his honesty regarding Barrymore when he said he was worried about how the public would perceive him if he was nice to Barrymore!

i say I admired it, but I didn't agree with it ... cos he's a big boy and he needs to make his own mind up based on the person in front of him in the house. But I guess he felt he had to explain it to us in case we thought he was sympathetic!

but admired his honesty regarding Barrymore when he said he was worried about how the public would perceive him if he was nice to Barrymore!



I didn't admire that one bit - it just shows how false he is - I'm sure he said something about not being bothered if he won - this just shows the exact opposite!

I'm sorry but anyone who genuinely calls themself "Maggot" just can't be good.

I'm still trying to like him!

I'm sorry but anyone who genuinely calls themself "Maggot" just can't be good.

I'm still trying to like him!


It could be worse he could have called himself- FAGG-OT !!!!!!!!!!:unsure:

I like.

I liked his diary room chat, very astute.

i like him, he seems geniune, i can't abide false people.:glare:

I didn't admire that one bit - it just shows how false he is - I'm sure he said something about not being bothered if he won - this just shows the exact opposite!

Totally agree with you Rob. He should be able to make his own mind up about Barrymore, not have to excuse his possible lack of judgement because he can't decide how he feels unless he knows what public opinion is.

Weak-willed and shallow, IMO.

He has gone up in my estimation today though - totally modest the way he just assumed he was the least famous!

Hmmm I thought it was being overly humble to be honest. Almost like "oh Ill put myself last, that will make people like me"... :glare:

He seems polite enough but thoroughly minging. I agree he looks like he needs a bath.

he's a bit laid back isn't he?

He's a great advert for the Welsh though, and for humankind in general. He's got some good qualities. I just think he's there only to guzzle down the bevy and make an all-out attempt for the title of "most laid back human being in the world". He's doing okay so far with that.

I loved his take of the pedestal malarky, when he remarked "oh, just go anywhere.....just stand anywhere!" - fantastic!, can't fault this fellas enthusiasm when it comes to the serious matter of competetiveness and egotism. As for Dennis "you plonker!" Rodman - well, you could just tell he was itching like mad to be crowned Numero Uno in the heirarchy of sh*t celebs. Oh so close Rodders (you plonker!), but no George Galloway cigar!

He has gone up in my estimation today though - totally modest the way he just assumed he was the least famous!

Disagree. Putting yourself 1st is the safest place by far - you can't be told to move down, only up, so he was in a win-win situation.

he's a bit laid back isn't he?

He's a great advert for the Welsh though, and for humankind in general. He's got some good qualities. I just think he's there only to guzzle down the bevy and make an all-out attempt for the title of "most laid back human being in the world". He's doing okay so far with that.




I really like him, he is really down to earth, lets face it you can't get more down to earth than that can you? I loved it when Maggot automatically put himself last on who was the most famous celeb, i am not being biased because my hubbie is Welsh, (well maybe just a little) but so far he is my fav to win.:thumbsup:

Is Maggot still in the house?

He either does nothing or the editors don't like him much, because I haven't seen him on the channel 4 show at all!

I really like him, he is really down to earth, lets face it you can't get more down to earth than that can you? I loved it when Maggot automatically put himself last on who was the most famous celeb, i am not being biased because my hubbie is Welsh, (well maybe just a little) but so far he is my fav to win.:thumbsup:


I still like Maggot but he is becoming a little boring now, i hope Jodie wins now because the three bullys have not let up on her.

I still like Maggot but he is becoming a little boring now, i hope Jodie wins now because the three bullys have not let up on her.

Even mild mannered Maggot is irritated by Jodie ! :shocking:

eh, I think the only thing Maggot will be winning is 'housemate least likely to say anything worth hearing.'

Or possibly 'housemate most closely genetically related to the rodent family.'

He was passable when he just acted like a bland idiot, but since he's jumped on the Jodie-whispering bandwagon, he's just revealed himself as a bland idiot sheep, with a catty streak. It ain't attractive.

When Secrets said Maggot would win, at the outset when they were all going in I thought "no way" but I now think he will definitely do a "Bez".

I haven't seen all the BBs or I'm a Celeb.... but the GBP do tend to like the underdog and not the larger than life people from the few that I have seen. Just thinking of the ones I've seen, Bez, Tony Blackburn, Joe Pasqually, Carol Thatcher - they were all the ones who kept their heads down, didn't make waves etc. and just kind of stole it at the last hurdle.

Maggot does absolutely nothing for me, I find him really nondescript. He'll probably last the distance for simply that reason though.

He is pug ugly.

Maggot seems to side with whoever is speaking at the time. It irritates me to death.

Too busy trying to be Mr Nice Guy and keeping his head down.

He's not very rock and roll is he? He's pretty guarded about what he says and really not very interesting.

did you hear Maggot's comment when he was in the box, he said something like " i'd sh-it in a bag i don't care", it made me laugh because he comes out with funny sayings when you least expect him too.:laugh:

He's not very rock and roll is he? He's pretty guarded about what he says and really not very interesting.

Thats what annoys me about him. He isnt being spontaneous and simply agrees with whoever he is mixing with at the time so that they will like him.

In fact I was wondering the other day, is he still in there??????? :mellow:

He really does seem to blend into the background at the moment!

He really does seem to blend into the background at the moment!

you say that like you think he has this big game plan to suddenly be entertaining!!! ... and somehow I doubt that :sleep:

I saw him sniffing his armpits this morning and I thought, yeah, you do look like you smell. He just looks unclean. Harmless but grubby.

He bored the ar*e off me. He hasnt done a single thing since entering the house.

If he were up for nomination i think he would be out of there like a shot.

you know what they say it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for! i think Maggot isn't afraid to stick up for himself if he had too, when Pete's pretend attempt at leaving yesterday Maggot quipped "more food for us", and when Preston was telling him about Pete teaseing him about Chantelle he said "****** Pete". He does have a voice .................sometimes!

you know what they say it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for! i think Maggot isn't afraid to stick up for himself if he had too, when Pete's pretend attempt at leaving yesterday Maggot quipped "more food for us", and when Preston was telling him about Pete teaseing him about Chantelle he said "****** Pete". He does have a voice .................sometimes!

Maggot reminds me a bit of Bez from last year. Basically contributed absolutely zilch and yet the chavs of the world voted in droves for him. I have a horrible feeling that history will repeat itself. :mad2:

Oh and at the moment he is looking more riffy than The Marsh ever did. Somebody chuck him in the shower !!!

Maggot reminds me a bit of Bez from last year. Basically contributed absolutely zilch and yet the chavs of the world voted in droves for him. I have a horrible feeling that history will repeat itself. :mad2:

Oh and at the moment he is looking more riffy than The Marsh ever did. Somebody chuck him in the shower !!!

I said that in post number 47 :)

I think he just looks scruffy because he's pale and scrawny. Maybe if he had some fake tan on he'd look better ;).

Still think, as you say Pan, he might be in the last line up at least.

I said that in post number 47 :)

I think he just looks scruffy because he's pale and scrawny. Maybe if he had some fake tan on he'd look better ;).

Still think, as you say Pan, he might be in the last line up at least.

Oooooh sorry darlin, I missed that post.

LOL .... I cant see Maggot wearing fake tan though... A wash and a shave wouldnt go amiss. Please Maggot, its all I ask...

he seems to be showering a lot but still looks grubby, it's his greasy hair and stubble which make him look minging i think.

I like Maggot.

I don't. :glare:

I do, but he disappointed me tonight. Having confronted George about the reason for his nomination and having questioned him about talking about people behind their backs, he then proceeded to pat him on the back and say "in spite of everything that was said tonight, I think you're a good bloke and you stick to your principles". He was doing soooooo well..........

Poor Maggot was trying so hard tonight to look all macho and angry but he just looked like some sort of constipated goblin what with his bulging eyes and screwed up mouth. Stick to being the silent one in the background, maggot - it suits you better.

I do, but he disappointed me tonight. Having confronted George about the reason for his nomination and having questioned him about talking about people behind their backs, he then proceeded to pat him on the back and say "in spite of everything that was said tonight, I think you're a good bloke and you stick to your principles". He was doing soooooo well..........

I though that too Patsy, he had a real chance to shine and he blew it!

What I loved the most was the fact that when Preston and George nommed Traci Bingham, Maggot sniggered nastily and walked away. When his name came up, his face was a picture of annoyance.... HAH !!!!!!!!!!

As for his foul mouthed "tirade" against George, how pathetic that he failed to back it up.

Him or Rula to go tonight, for me.

As for his foul mouthed "tirade" against George, how pathetic that he failed to back it up. .

Its a shame he didn't use that same tirade on Pete when Pete was so spiteful to Traci. Instead he had to ask George to "have a word with him".

I also think Preston was right in that Maggot did try to make Chantelle look silly when he suggested the capital city naming game.

Maggot did not stick to his guns did he, he was shouting his mouth off about George, calling him an effing this and that and threatening violence, then he wimped off like a pussy cat and told George he admired him???? Maggot Faggot, he is of absolutely no interest in the House. I think he was put in as a parallel to Bezzie who won last year but is a bit of a nonentity.

I was quite surprised he was nominated, i like him even if he does seem like a wet rag at times, at least he is'nt two faced, nasty and vindictive like some i could mention. I hope he stays in RULA TO GO!

Hope Maggot goes tonight. He's brought nothing to house whatsoever.

I dont like him, and i think he WAS trying to make Chantelle look bad last night.

I mean, in the spa she said something dumb like "do you live near Dundee" when he has just been talking about his life in Wales !!!! So he knew she was dense when it came to places.

So to then start a game about capital cities with her was indeed trying to make her look thick. It wasnt fair, and it was cruel.

Then he bleated on about not intentionally trying to make her look bad ... but that was exactly what he was trying to do.

I hope he leaves tonight. he reminds me of a ferret.

I now like Maggot very much! he has come a long way in the last few days, he is a well read and intelligent man who hasn't let himself down hardly at all ... except I do wish he would follow through his threats towards George, but alas I don't think he will and his chance will soon be over once George is evicted.

I think he is all mouth and no trousers. He bangs on to the others about how he is going to stand up to Pete and to George and never goes ahead with it. He is just a big talker. Has anyone noticed how large the pupils in his eyes are - he looks like a rabbit stuck in headlights. :shutup:

I think he is all mouth and no trousers. He bangs on to the others about how he is going to stand up to Pete and to George and never goes ahead with it. He is just a big talker. Has anyone noticed how large the pupils in his eyes are - he looks like a rabbit stuck in headlights. :shutup:

I see what you are saying Catw ... and to a certain extent I agree, the empty threats of confrontation are frustrating especially as Maggot has the vocabularly and the level headedness to confront George and/or Pete and come off well. But on the plus side at least he seems to be able to recognise how awful they both are and to articulate it (albeit behind their backs) whereas Preston and Chantelle are either (a) too afraid to be seen to be speaking their minds or (b) they are too dumb to know which way is up!!!

whereas Preston and Chantelle are either (a) too afraid to be seen to be speaking their minds or (b) they are too dumb to know which way is up!!!

Give him his due, Preston was quite brave last night asking Pete not to smoke in the bedroom.:pimp:

He's a harmless ole stick, i must have missed the episode where he was going to have a go at George and then did'nt, Shame on you Maggot. i think he is slowly coming alive and into his own though, it's seems the more people who leave the more comfortable and braver he is getting.

I watched the live edition last night and Maggot the lethario sojourned with Chantelle and Traci, (and enough booze to ensure he may just get them both drunk enough to engage in a threesome - didn't materialize) to the warmer room to do a bit of backstabbing (Galloway). It wasn't long before it was just Maggot and Traci, as Chantelle pi**ed off to bed as she hates them both anyway.

Maggot and Traci then became embroiled in what can only be described as "the most awkward and on edge conversation between two members of the opposite sex" that has ever been broadcast live on telly.

Traci could not have looked more uncomfortable if Jeffrey Dahmer and Charles Manson had come along and joined in with the chat.

Maggot was asked by Traci to explain topics such as "Great Historic Scottish Battles" and "The History of George Galloway" among other things, yet the moment he did so, Traci looked decidely uninterested - even though she kept on reassuring Maggot that "I'm listening, I'm listening....." - like hell you were! You were working out the quickest escape route all the while that our poor Maggot was indulging you.

It wasn't long before Traci felt the need to be dramatic, and she came out with "Maggot....don't be......I have to tell you something......but i don't want you to get annoyed with me" - and i thought "Ohhhh God, this may become rather awkward......")

But it wasn't as bad as first thought - she merely wanted to ask Maggot whether he was taking the p*ss out of her. Fair enough, but......err.... why??....eh??.....was it not you who asked the poor guy to explain these things to you in the first place??

Maggot stared at her with his Maggoty eyes and after 4 minutes and 2 seconds of this without any further words spoken by either party, Maggot arose and killed her........ahh, no he didn't really, he got up from the sofa and said "fuc*ing hell Traci!", and following another more brief stare he trudged, without further ado across to the toilet and said "fuc*king hell! Traci" once more....followed by "look, don't go anywhere, we'll continue this when i come back out okay?" (actually I feel like I'm doing a little backstabbing myself here....) and then the camera cut back to an extreme close up of Traci.....and......yep!.....those sorry SOB's at Channel 4 closed down transmission......JUST when it was getting to the interesting bit......

Now i just don't know whether Maggot ended up having sex on the sofa with the Baywatch babe......i just don't know! Thanks CH4....thanks a million! Thanksamillion Schnell!

I could have continued watching on E4 but i had become so entranced by the Maggot stare that i was disorientated and i too found myself plotting the quickest escape route.....which incidentally was as follows....

manoeuvre 1 ~ quickly grab the wine glass and throw the contents into his face

manoeuvre 2 ~ while he is still trying to grasp what has just happened, grab the wine bottle and smash it over his head

manoeuvre 3 ~ swiflty hop over the sofa and yell "DENNIS!!, DENNIS!!" as loud as you possibly can

manoeuvre 4 ~ should the Galloway zombie be patrolling the yard that separates you from Maggot and safety, calmly utter "here pussy, pussy, pussy....." and offer him the palm of your hand and once he has fallen for the bluff, run like the clappers for the bedroom. DO NOT under any circumstances turn back to spectate upon the ensuing battle in the yard between the Maggot Monster and the Galloway Zombie...

manoeuvre 5 ~ wake chef Barrymore and with haste explain what has occurred. He will quickly come to your aid, once he has cooked a meal, as chef Barrymore isn't afraid of anybody, and he will likely deal with the situation promptly and decisively

I think he is all mouth and no trousers. He bangs on to the others about how he is going to stand up to Pete and to George and never goes ahead with it. He is just a big talker. Has anyone noticed how large the pupils in his eyes are - he looks like a rabbit stuck in headlights. :shutup:

I so agree, cats, he has "lost his temper" about George and got all worked up and effed and blinded (while keeping a close eye on the door in case (a) anyone heard him and told GG and (b) in case GG himself caught him.

He did exactly the same blustering crap while talking to Barrymore about Dennis Rodman and Barrymore looked as impressed as us at the obvious bluster and bravado coming from Maggot. He is, in Mr P's words, "all p isss & wind" ......

Maggot goes around each group backstabbing whoever is out of favour that particular day... just to keep in with everyone.

And after reading Woodstock's post above, it has finally hit me that Maggot is only still in the house because he is totally personality-less, ie he fades into the woodwork so that no-one nominates him.

He also has a rather nasty streak. When GG and Preston were forced to nominate three people and the rest of the HMs had to watch it on a screen, they nommed Traci first - at which point Maggot turned around, walked toward the camera and was laughing.

To my delight, HE was the next to be nominated and his bloody face was a picture !!!!!!!!!!!

I think Maggot knows he cannot possibly win outright, but i also believe he realizes that if the public cannot get to him then he can watch the others gradually disappear until they're whittled down to the last 3-4. He'll be content with that. But alas, the public do now have the opportunity to vote him out and they must do so - he has been the worst culprit with regards duplicity. And he's a rotten-faced liar. He told one of the other housemates that following his personal tirade against George Galloway, that George "welled-up" and actually cried a wee bit. No he did not you complete jerk.

All he ever seems to be doing is a) working the rounds, and b) backstabbing while he's on his rounds.

I thought he was okay. He's not, and he must go.

I think Maggot knows he cannot possibly win outright, but i also believe he realizes that if the public cannot get to him then he can watch the others gradually disappear until they're whittled down to the last 3-4. He'll be content with that. And he's a rotten-faced liar. He told one of the other housemates that following his personal tirade against George Galloway, that George "welled-up" and actually cried a wee bit. No he did not you complete jerk.

All he ever seems to be doing is a) working the rounds, and b) backstabbing while he's on his rounds.

I thought he was okay. He's not, and he must go.

Excellent post.

He keeps ducking beneath the eviction radar and he must be stopped !!!

As you say, he lies his head off, and is all ****ss and wind....

Excellent post.

He keeps ducking beneath the eviction radar and he must be stopped !!!

As you say, he lies his head off, and is all ****ss and wind....

"Running with the hare and chasing with the hounds" comes to mind with Maggot. Trying to be all things to all people. And they said Rula was trying too hard :glare:

......he's aptly named too. I don't believe that tall tale of his about "puffer jackets"......

Could it be he's just going through a mid-life chrysalis??:unsure:

"oh, I'm going to snap soon with that Pete......."


........wait fooooor it.......wait foooor it......yep!.....NOW!.....there!....go!.....goooo! ....right now!........awwww.......perfect moment.......never mind.......okaaaay.......here it comes............ready Mags?............there it is!.........go!........jeez, you missed it again...........











..........flippin' coward!

Maggot has been quite a let down for me. He's been very good at articulating his feelings in the diary room or in one to ones with other housemates but just can't bring that to a group 'discussion'. He looks absolutely terrified when things kick off. It's like he's got loads to say but just can't bring himself to say it. I think it's becuase he's quiet and knows he wouldn't be heard above all the big gobs in there.

Maggots speech in the dairy room made sense to me, but why does'nt he speak his mind in front of the others a bit more! it's so annoying, i still like him though.

There was a reference somewhere on the Channel 4 Forum to Maggot having fainted (or at least swooned) in the shower after that huge argument, due to "stress". I'm not sure if it was a joke or serious though (people post all sorts of rubbish on there so it's hard to weed out the jokers from the serious posters sometimes).

If it was true then he is obviously somebody who can't stand confrontation because it makes them physically ill. Could be something in his childhood, i.e. parents rowing a lot maybe. Or he could just be a bit of a wimp?

Maggot has been quite a let down for me. He's been very good at articulating his feelings in the diary room or in one to ones with other housemates but just can't bring that to a group 'discussion'.

He looks absolutely terrified when things kick off. It's like he's got loads to say but just can't bring himself to say it. I think it's becuase he's quiet and knows he wouldn't be heard above all the big gobs in there.

I just think he is a coward. He talks the talk when there is no-one around, ie he has done it lots of times in the living room in front of Traci and Chantelle, effing this and effing that, checking the camera is on him as he "vents his spleen".....

So he has lots of issues with lots of people, he just is too scared to say so, therefore he sucks up to them instead, going along with the backstabbing and bitchhhing, moving from group to group agreeing with everyone.

Critique had it spot on. Its called "Running with the Hare and chasing with the Hounds" - basically keeping everyone happy by agreeing with them and hoping you dont get found out.

The fence that he and Traci are sitting on is in danger of collapse.

I pray he doesnt win, as he has done sweet f a in that house, apart from look like he has slept on a compost heap for the last three weeks.

It was plain for all to see last night. Maggot IS OFFICIALLY a big girls blouse.

Talking to Barrymore he uttered...

"...he's tak.....he took them. Because he says "Oh, i asked around whose they were. Now i've been asking around all FU**IN' day, whose FU**IN' cigarettes.....who's got my cigarettes......FU**KIN' HELL the boy can speak English.......but he's bigger than me so i'm not gonna say anything...."

I imagine that during his interview with Davina tomorrow, he'll be boasting of how Dennis began welling up when he confronted him and how Dennis started to cry as he reclaimed his cigarettes from him...

Maggot finally got his cigarettes back. He had twenty but unfortunately there was now only thirteen, and we arrived back in the bedroom he wasn't calm.....wasn't calm at all....

"...but THAT'S THE FU**IN' (bleep) you have to deal with in this FU**IN' PLACE!"

Maggot also said that he didn't want to make a big deal out of it because Dennis was a "phenomination".

I later figured out that there was no such word as "phenomination" and it bacame apparent to me that what he actually said was..."he didn't want to make a big deal out of it because Dennis was up for nomination"

Anyway, I personally think Maggot is a phenomination.

phenomination - a tallish White male with a Gallic nose, often Welsh, who is way too afraid to confront a tall African-American, but will, providing the African-American is not within earshot, talk about him in a negative fashion.

It was plain for all to see last night. Maggot IS OFFICIALLY a big girls blouse.


Anyway, I personally think Maggot is a phenomination.

phenomination - a tallish White male with a Gallic nose, often Welsh, who is way too afraid to confront a tall African-American, but will, providing the African-American is not within earshot, talk about him in a negative fashion.

And I bet YOU would confront the Honey Monster that is Dennis wouldnt you Woody............................................. ......................NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:laugh:

I would have been bluddy FURIOUS if Dennis had nicked my ciggies and was letting Pete "FAG HAG" Burns ponce them off him :ranting: And I think I would have been a bit nervous about confronting him as he is soooooo aggressive :cry: IF I had "back up" however, things would be different.........:laugh:

phenomination - a tallish White male with a Gallic nose, often Welsh, who is way too afraid to confront a tall African-American, but will, providing the African-American is not within earshot, talk about him in a negative fashion.

He just reminds me of Catwheezle

He just reminds me of Catwheezle

he reminds me of Craig Cash when he plays that dippy character in Early Doors and that dippy character in the Royle Family (looks like Craig has cornered the market in dippy characters!).

He was really going to work on the old self-grooming during last night's "live". Moving from one mirror to the next as he played around with his mop. I wouldn't mind but there was no other bug*er around and i believe i was the only person in the entire British Isles watching....

I loved Maggot when he was giving his interview last night at the final, he is so down to earth you can't dislike the bloke, he did so well coming 3rd WOOT!:thumbsup:

he reminds me of Craig Cash when he plays that dippy character in Early Doors and that dippy character in the Royle Family (looks like Craig has cornered the market in dippy characters!).

He reminded me of a tramp, wearing clothes two sizes too big for him, having slept on a dung heap for the majority of the programme.

He even managed to sit on the fence, decision-wise, during the interview ffs!!!


I would have been bluddy FURIOUS if Dennis had nicked my ciggies and was letting Pete "FAG HAG" Burns ponce them off him Err Isis, you can only be a Fag hag if you are straight and actually mix and hang around with gays.... Pete is gay, so isnt a fag hag.

He is, however, a poncer of cigarettes as much as Rodman is a nicker of packs of cigarettes. Serves fence sitting Maggot right for leaving them around. Preston was actually asked by Dennis whose they were and he reckoned he didnt know !! Hmmmmm.....

Can someone remind me who Maggot was again :unsure:

Can someone remind me who Maggot was again :unsure:

the guy who came out AFTER Preston Northend!! :w00t: :w00t:

the guy who came out AFTER Preston Northend!! :w00t: :w00t:
Arrrhhhh him. I do vaguely remember him. He was the guy in the track suit right - who never said anything of any note and was quite frankly a bore in the house :bored:

Arrrhhhh him. I do vaguely remember him. He was the guy in the track suit right - who never said anything of any note and was quite frankly a bore in the house :bored:

in the grand scheme of things he didn't do too badly, imo. At least he went in likeable and came out likeable imo, which although not exciting is a better way to be seen and it also shows strength of character imo that he didn't have to resort to spite, sex or sychophancy over three weeks!

he was his own man ... unexciting as it was!:sleepy: