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secrets
05-01-2006, 08:50 PM
I'll give her a chance to be her self - breast implants aside.

Cat
05-01-2006, 08:55 PM
She's exactly the same as Jordan, thats why they don't like each other.....she will start off wanting 'to show the real me' and seem interested in others and playing it down....then just like Jordan in IACGMOOH she wont' be able to control it in the second week and start flaunting it with a frenzy.

Yak.

Wheres bloomin Liza thats what I want to know.

PJ
05-01-2006, 08:55 PM
"I just want to be able to walk down the street and not get abuse"
Cry us a river, Jodie. You bring it on yourself.

Having said that, i think she'll pleasantly surprise everyone.

jaycee
05-01-2006, 09:30 PM
I like Jodie, she does a lot for charity & is very intelligent. 11 O levels & 3 A levels.........more than I've got.

Good luck to her

Andrea
05-01-2006, 09:31 PM
"I just want to be able to walk down the street and not get abuse"
Cry us a river, Jodie. You bring it on yourself.

Exactly my thoughts PJ.
And she got boo'd going in.

Rob
05-01-2006, 09:32 PM
Don't think she's got a chance - because of her past. I was surprised by how many O and A levels she's got though!!

PJ
05-01-2006, 09:50 PM
I was surprised by how many O and A levels she's got though!!
It's amazing what a good BJ can get you :ninja:

Patsy
05-01-2006, 09:56 PM
I don't think she's exactly the same as Jordan at all. Jodie actually seems like she is probably a nice person, although Jordan, IMO, has never come even close to appearing "nice". Clever in a financially-astute and self-promoting way, but not naturally intelligent.

If Jodie can remove the King Edward from her shoulder and relax, she'll do well.

Cat
05-01-2006, 10:09 PM
If Jodie can remove the King Edward from her shoulder and relax, she'll do well.

Oh no she won't.

Patsy
05-01-2006, 10:11 PM
Won't remove the King Edward? Or won't do well? Or won't do the first, therefore won't do the second? Or all three? :unsure:

Cat
05-01-2006, 10:12 PM
Won't remove the King Edward? Or won't do well? Or won't do the first, therefore won't do the second? Or all three? :unsure:

She won't do well.

Bonsai
06-01-2006, 08:21 AM
I cant stand people who say "i always dreamed of being famous from the age of 5, but now i am famous i hate it".

WELL WHY DO BIG BROTHER AND THAT HOLIDAY REALITY SHOW AND TURN UP WEARING NEXT TO NOTHING TO EVERY PARTY INVITED TO THEN YOU DAFT BINT AND DISSAPEAR FROM OUR MAGAZINES / TV SCREENS. :shutup:

maxine
06-01-2006, 08:46 AM
I quite like Jodie Marsh. She just wants to be loved. Bless.

MariaRob
06-01-2006, 11:42 AM
Not flippin Jodie Marsh AGAIN! She seems to be on any reality show going, she is just off our screens from the “Trust me Im a Holiday Rep” when she walked the streets with next to nothing on and then whinged she got attention. And those flippin teeth! They are like giant tombstones glowing in the dark and all the jibes about Jordan become very tedious. Much is made of how “intelligent” she is with all these alleged O and A levels, then she was beaten on the Weakest Link by Lizzie Barnsley!!!!

floopy
06-01-2006, 01:39 PM
Such a very very bad nose

Pandora
06-01-2006, 02:21 PM
She's exactly the same as Jordan, thats why they don't like each other.....she will start off wanting 'to show the real me' and seem interested in others and playing it down....then just like Jordan in IACGMOOH she wont' be able to control it in the second week and start flaunting it with a frenzy.

Yak.

Wheres bloomin Liza thats what I want to know.

Cant stand Jodie Marsh, never have liked her. Liza Tarbuck should be in there not her, I agree.

Whats with The Marsh's teeth anyway? They look like a set of ultra-violet piano keys !! :shocking:

Hazel
06-01-2006, 10:08 PM
I lthink she's okay

Unless she's had her boobs done recently, they are totally natural or so she said on an interview anyway lol

Rob
06-01-2006, 10:23 PM
Such a very very bad nose

That's exactly what I was going to say:shocking:

I hope she didn't pay for it!

Pandora
06-01-2006, 11:57 PM
That's exactly what I was going to say:shocking:

I hope she didn't pay for it!

She did Rob !!! :shocking: Jodie had a nose job when she was in her teens. Personally Id ask for me money back.... :unsure:

maxine
07-01-2006, 07:09 AM
I thought Jodie came across as quite bitchy last night and a bit holier than thou where Faria was concerned. Lets hope she stays.:devil:

Pandora
07-01-2006, 08:15 AM
I thought Jodie came across as quite bitchy last night and a bit holier than thou where Faria was concerned. Lets hope she stays.:devil:

Ooh yes didnt she just? Sucking up to Rodman by whispering in his ear about how the only reason Faria was in the house was because she was infamous for sleeping around...... hmmmmmm pot and kettle Jodie??

Apparently The Marsh has been in tears last night because someone (Barrymore probably) has upset her.

I wonder if the gravy browning on her face was streaked with tears? :shutup:

Dolores
07-01-2006, 08:28 AM
I've never used anyone's qualification to judge them as intelligent! Quite often it is no indicator whatsoever of their intelligence!

Don't like Jodie Marsh but she doesn't offend me quite as much as Jordan for some reason although I think they are both spiteful trashy slappers.

Her teeth, her nose, her skin colouring ... all make me wonder ... do men find that attractive? or is it her willingness to lob her tits out and give BJs to any passing male celeb under 50?

survivorfan
07-01-2006, 09:22 AM
She did Rob !!! :shocking: Jodie had a nose job when she was in her teens. Personally Id ask for me money back.... :unsure:

I'd assumed she was short sighted and walked face first into the wall one day.

Pandora
07-01-2006, 03:27 PM
I've never used anyone's qualification to judge them as intelligent! Quite often it is no indicator whatsoever of their intelligence!

Don't like Jodie Marsh but she doesn't offend me quite as much as Jordan for some reason although I think they are both spiteful trashy slappers.

Her teeth, her nose, her skin colouring ... all make me wonder ... do men find that attractive? or is it her willingness to lob her tits out and give BJs to any passing male celeb under 50?

Well you know youve overdone it with the fake tan when you are actually darker than two african americans in the house.... :shocking:

Im lovin Pete Burns more and more at the moment, as he has told Jodie off for being self pitying, telling her fame comes at a cost and she should shut up harping on about the criticism she receives as she courts it.

catswhiskas
07-01-2006, 05:05 PM
I really like Pete too, and I think he has seen through Jodie since she turned on the waterworks, hoping for the sympathy vote. She keeps harping on and on about everyone hating her and being bullied at school and its started to get very boring. George was speculating last night on the live feed that he thinks that Jordan might go in the house briefly next week. Now that would certainly liven things up a bit!!

Pandora
07-01-2006, 05:07 PM
Oh my god. I would LOVE to see The Marsh's face if Jordan went in. Believe me Jordan would be up for it too !!

Pandora
08-01-2006, 11:55 PM
Well I wondered when The Marsh would up the ante a bit and try and flirt or cop off with someone in order to boost her ego......... and oh look, she and Dennis Rodman have been kissing tonight.

Remember to look away when its shown on the highlights.....:shocking:

Woodstock
09-01-2006, 06:02 AM
The Marsh Creature........oh boy!, where does one begin??

So......she wonders why people in the street are labelling her a "slapper" and a "slag", and that type of thing, and then.................well, i don't even need to say......you've seen for yourselves....

I keep harping on about this lip surgery business, but i think she wouldn't look so bad if she had not meddled with her features in the first place. Never ceases to amaze me! - and it's obligatory for me to ask "WHY?" every single time this crops up.

I positively do not like this woman. Hideous with a topping of heinousness - and that only accounts for her persona. I just think she's trying to use the features of Julia Roberts as a template for her own. Again, why would she do that?

You are OBVIOUSLY a slapper in the extreme, woman. Face up to facts.

maxine
09-01-2006, 07:22 AM
I thought Jodie had her nose put out of joint by the revelation that Chantelle is not a celeb and the fact that Chantelle became the centre of attention. She was gutted.

Andrea
09-01-2006, 08:57 AM
I thought Jodie had her nose put out of joint by the revelation that Chantelle is not a celeb and the fact that Chantelle became the centre of attention. She was gutted.

Totally agree with you there max.
Jodie had to keep going on and on about how she knew, she knew there wasn't something right. Trying to take the attention away from Chantelle.
I think Jodie is already realising that Chantelle could be another threat, like Jordan, who could take away the press attention from her, so Jodie is sowing the seeds of hate already.

MariaRob
09-01-2006, 10:06 AM
I thought Jodie had her nose put out of joint by the revelation that Chantelle is not a celeb and the fact that Chantelle became the centre of attention. She was gutted.

Yep Chantelle is younger and prettier.

Cockney
09-01-2006, 10:14 AM
Originally Posted by maxine
I thought Jodie had her nose put out of joint by the revelation that Chantelle is not a celeb and the fact that Chantelle became the centre of attention. She was gutted.



Yep Chantelle is younger and prettier.

your right Maxine she did not like that at all
I don't think she can hack being in there she is begining to crack

bridge
09-01-2006, 01:12 PM
Jodie has the most weird looking nose ( well with the exception of Jacko) that i have ever seen !!!! i don't really think she is that pretty at all to be honest. MIAOW

MariaRob
09-01-2006, 03:25 PM
When Jodie was in the Holiday Rep thing, she seemed to be well liked by her fellow slebs, seems to be the opposite though in the BB house.

Pandora
09-01-2006, 03:30 PM
Jodie has the most weird looking nose ( well with the exception of Jacko) that i have ever seen !!!! i don't really think she is that pretty at all to be honest. MIAOW

Personally Id have sued the plastic surgeon that gave me that nose.

Jodie once said that Abi Titmuss had a pot belly and about 12 chins and that all her photos were airbrushed to death.......... well Jodie, I have no love particularly for The Titmuss, but airbrushed or not, SHE is actually quite a nice looking young woman, YOU are not, so Id shut up if I were you :glare:

As has been said, from the eye rolling and raised eyebrows behind her back, the celebs are not impressed with the "Self Pity Express" that Jodie is currently riding on. She just cannot see that people are fed up with her going on and on about herself and how unfair her life is.......

Methinks Jodie should do some work for Comic Relief in the Sudan or somewhere like that in order to get some perspective, grow a thicker skin and shut up whingeing about her obviously fantastically wealthy, privileged life before someone in that big brother house snaps !!!

catswhiskas
09-01-2006, 04:11 PM
I think the rest of the house are getting fed up with her and will be nominated to be the first to go out on Sunday. On the live feed early this morning she was all over Dennis and then had the gall to complain to Chantelle that he was really coming on to her. She then went back into the room and rubbed her boobs all over him. Rula and George were discussing her on their own earlier and they referred to her as the rebel of them all.

maxine
09-01-2006, 04:51 PM
I thought Jodie had a hell of a cheek saying she didn't like Faria - something she's based on what she's read in the papers yet doesn't like what's written about her and the fact that she gets judged on that. So doing to Faria exactly what she get upset about everyone else doing to her! Talk about double standards.

Buzz
09-01-2006, 04:54 PM
God she really is one ugly bint isn't she.

She has absolutely nothing going for her at all. No looks, no personality, nada, nothing....

I don't like her one little bit...

mazwad
09-01-2006, 05:36 PM
I thought Jodie had her nose put out of joint by the revelation that Chantelle is not a celeb and the fact that Chantelle became the centre of attention. She was gutted.

This could only be an improvement. I think the creator of her nose was a guy called Geppetto.

PJ
09-01-2006, 05:40 PM
This could only be an improvement. I think the creator of her nose was a guy called Geppetto.
Pinocchio had a much better nose than The Marsh. Even when he kept lying and it grew to such a length that branches and a bird's nest developed on it.

Apparently now, Her Royal Slutness is persuing Preston. She's about as predictable as an arsonist with a packet of matches, that one.

catswhiskas
09-01-2006, 05:54 PM
Apparently now, Her Royal Slutness is persuing Preston. She's about as predictable as an arsonist with a packet of matches, that one.

So much for her saying a couple of nights ago, that she wouldn't go after Preston "because he has a Mrs at home". If I was Mrs Preston, I would be furious at her behaviour at seeing her on the live feed this morning saying "I just want a feel of him when he gets into bed".

PJ
09-01-2006, 05:56 PM
So much for her saying a couple of nights ago, that she wouldn't go after Preston "because he has a Mrs at home". If I was Mrs Preston, I would be furious at her behaviour at seeing her on the live feed this morning saying "I just want a feel of him when he gets into bed".
I'm sure Preston's other half will be fuming but not at all surprised at The Marsh because, unfortunately, I don't think the knowledge of a significant other does anything to deter her from opening her legs. :wacko:
Anyway, isn't she still going out with that little nonse from Blazin' Squad who was in the last celeb BB?

Cockney
09-01-2006, 06:20 PM
God she really is one ugly bint isn't she.

She has absolutely nothing going for her at all. No looks, no personality, nada, nothing....

I don't like her one little bit...

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Pandora
09-01-2006, 09:11 PM
Oh my god !!!! Please please PLEAAAAAAAAAASE let someone on this forum have seen the utter and total train wreck that was Jodie Marsh tonight! :mellow: :mellow:

She was pished most of the time, varying between spouting utter rubbish and constantly talking about sex or porn.

George Galloway is barely hiding his disgust with her and Pete Burns, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my days, Pete Burns is witheringly sarcastic to her face now.

As he says, she talks about orgies, five in a beds she has had being the best night of her life, meeting porn stars, shagging etc at breakfast and then wonders WHYYYYY people think she is a slapper?

She is flirting outright with the increasingly grotesque Rodman and then complaining to others that he is coming onto her, has set her sights on Preston despite knowing that he has a girlfriend (and remember she flayed Faria alive for going with a man with a partner!).....

Tonights programme was ALL about Jodie Marsh and god almighty it was painful to watch.

Jodie's reaction to criticism seems to be to point the finger and say, "Well none of YOU are perfect either !!!!"

Very true Jodie, but for once just ONCE examine your own actions and personality and wonder just a little bit why at least three quarters of the celebs in the house are hostile toward you and dont like you..... You cant play the victim card ALL the time.

Rob
09-01-2006, 09:14 PM
Jodie did something tonight that I didn't think possible - she actually went down in my estimation.

The tabloids are going to have a field day - and she wonders why they "pick" on her.

What a totally vile creature.

jaycee
09-01-2006, 09:19 PM
I used to like Jodie, always thought there was more to her than the tabloids portrayed. Tonight she proved me wrong in SPECTACULAR form.

I have no problem with women who put it about. Ms Marsh however, puts it about & then bleats to anyone who'll listen about how the papers are wrong about her & how all she wants is the chance to prove them wrong............then she goes & just proves them soooooo right.

Ick Ick Ick!

jaycee
09-01-2006, 09:19 PM
don't know why that happened

Critique
09-01-2006, 09:40 PM
I had no preconceived ideas about her because I didn't even know who she was or what she was supposed to have been/done.

Based purely on what I've seen she is, as everyone says, vile. And to go in the diary room and moan that she'll probably be first out because they're all picking on her was hideous too.

If she wanted to raise people's opinion of her she couldn't have gone about it in a worse way because now, even people who had no opinion before think she's a vile slapper.

It's obvious that if she does get voted out first she won't even consider that it was because of her own disgusting behaviour, she'll just be convinced that it was because some of the housemates took an unfair dislike to her.:wallbash:

Andrea
09-01-2006, 09:46 PM
Well, you've all said it. Don't really think I need to add anymore to the subject.
Cause she's gonna be out on Friday, the press will have a field day, and especially when she said she didn't want to be first out.

Rob
09-01-2006, 09:53 PM
Actually there is a cruel side of me that says it would be much more fun if she stayed in and stirred things for a little bit longer - although I would just love to see her face if she is out first!

Pandora
09-01-2006, 09:57 PM
Actually there is a cruel side of me that says it would be much more fun if she stayed in and stirred things for a little bit longer - although I would just love to see her face if she is out first!

Im so with you on this one Rob !! One part of me wants her out but another part of me wants to see Pete Burns get her into a corner and actually tell her the truth about herself, warts n all.

What gets me about Jodie is that she will NOT accept that any behaviour on her part is at fault.
Its always someone elses fault, something wrong with them if they dont like her...... :sly:

Cat
09-01-2006, 10:25 PM
I saw tonights and it was quite shocking wasn't it. As George said to her early on when she first started to bleet about how unfair the press was to her, he told her to use this opportunity to show them how wrong they are. However, he said quite rightly that unfortunately by her actions and words she has confirmed without doubt everyones preconceptions about her and proved the press to be right.

Pete's comment was fantistic "you can take a horse to water but you can't make it drink, you can give a whore and education but you can't make her think". Superb.

I hope she's out on friday as her leaving will shift the dynamics and change the topic of conversation the most, but I have a sneaking feeling she wont' be.

Pandora
09-01-2006, 11:52 PM
The Marsh was in a size 6 bikini in the pool which barely covered her body, chatted for which seemed like ten years to a bored looking Rodman and then climbed out of the pool, took eons to put a towel around herself, stepped in front of him, arched her back and dried her tuppence.

But remember, its him coming onto her, everyone.... :glare:

Woodstock
10-01-2006, 06:33 AM
hope my daughter turns out like her...............
























..................NOT!!

(here's a shovel Jodie.......you don't need to go any further down than 6ft....)

Buzz
10-01-2006, 08:18 AM
(here's a shovel Jodie.......you don't need to go any further down than 6ft....)

No, but it would be nice if she went below sea level...

Bonsai
10-01-2006, 08:25 AM
I was shocked by last nights show too. I kept shaking my head in shame .... and i didnt think i was a prude :unsure: I literally wanted to shake her and tell her to stop looking / acting like a slut.

And what worries me is that she will bring Chantelle down to her levels. I like Chantelle, and i would hate for her to turn into a mini me of Jodie.

Buzz
10-01-2006, 08:27 AM
I was shocked by last nights show too. I kept shaking my head in shame .... and i didnt think i was a prude :unsure: I literally wanted to shake her and tell her to stop looking / acting like a slut.

And what worries me is that she will bring Chantelle down to her levels. I like Chantelle, and i would hate for her to turn into a mini me of Jodie.

I thnk the process has already started Bons, and unless Marsh gets booted out on Friday the outcome is inevitable I'm afraid...

bridge
10-01-2006, 08:36 AM
Jodie is not doing herself any favours at all, i thought she was trying to get rid of the slapper image? but i am now more convinced than ever that she IS a slapper, i am not a Jodie fan but i did feel sorry for her when she was stateing her opinions about Pete's fur coat, which she has a right to do, and no-one backed her up, i mean isn't Rula a vegetarian? and Rula just stood there and said nothing.

I admired Jodie for speaking her mind about the fur.

Bonsai
10-01-2006, 08:41 AM
OK - im just going to ponder here, and i could be totally wrong.

Last year all the celebs were wearing these furry type boots. They were the 'in thing' and everyone from Kate Moss to Kerry Katona were wearing them. They were called a special name - but i forget what it was.

Jodie was wearing a pair of boots last night that looked suspiciously like the ones the other celebs wore. Nothing wrong with that - but it was the fact that they were made of rabbit fur which made a stir. The celebs continued to wear them though.

So is Jodie wearing rabbit fur boots ?

bridge
10-01-2006, 08:41 AM
Oh and another thing, why the he-ll does Jodie go to bed with all her make-up on? then wake up and look frightful with her eyes all smudged.

WHY?:wacko:

bridge
10-01-2006, 08:43 AM
OK - im just going to ponder here, and i could be totally wrong.

Last year all the celebs were wearing these furry type boots. They were the 'in thing' and everyone from Kate Moss to Kerry Katona were wearing them. They were called a special name - but i forget what it was.

Jodie was wearing a pair of boots last night that looked suspiciously like the ones the other celebs wore. Nothing wrong with that - but it was the fact that they were made of rabbit fur which made a stir. The celebs continued to wear them though.

So is Jodie wearing rabbit fur boots ?


I am not sticking up for her but they could well be fake fur boots she is wearing?

Bonsai
10-01-2006, 08:51 AM
I am not sticking up for her but they could well be fake fur boots she is wearing?
Oh most definately - in fact they probably are. BUT im just saying that these particular boots that the stars were wearing were made from rabbit. They didnt do fake fur varieties.

Fee For All
10-01-2006, 10:36 AM
Oh my god !!!! Please please PLEAAAAAAAAAASE let someone on this forum have seen the utter and total train wreck that was Jodie Marsh tonight!

It got worse later on :shocking:. She is trying the 'us Essex girls should stick together' bit with Chantelle, and behaved like a spoilt teenager, pulling absurd faces and doing the rollie-eye/smirk thing at Chantelle everytime someone said something. Chantelle foolishly seems to be drawn into it.

At one point, Barrmore, Maggot, George, Pete and Preston were sitting round the table just having one of those 'normal' conversations about anything and everything while she sat at the far end wih a petulant expression on her face and not joining in. TBH, I don't think it was a sulk - more the fact that she is sooo thick, most of it was going whooosh. She is utterly one- dimensional and the only thing she has any knowledge of is herself (and that's fairly limited as well!!)

PS - Didn't Dorothy parker do the 'horticulture' line before Pete? (Love him to bits though!!)

maxine
10-01-2006, 10:58 AM
Oooh my god. Got to agree with everything written here so far. The girl has not got an ounce of dignity. Jordan must be laughing her socks off.

Underneath it all though I think she's an incredibly naive, needy person with low self esteem. And I can't help pitying her.

Isis
10-01-2006, 11:39 AM
Shes a durty little Ho!!!!!!! I cant stand her, never have done, thought I may get the chance to change my mind about the old slapper, but no, this one makes Jordan and Abbie look like classy birds :shocking:

The only topics of conversation she has are about "me me me" or sex - yeah right, shes reeeaaally intelligent.......................NOT!!!!

And have to agree about the comments on the slappers slap - jaysus, I couldnt take my face to bed with that much muck on it :sick:

when I was watching the live feed yesterday afternoon, I thought she looked like she needed a good soap and face cloth round her - she looks, as well as acts, really dirty :nono:

Cockney
10-01-2006, 11:41 AM
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10-01-2006, 11:56 AM
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Glad to see you are still modest and shy Cockers me old fruit :wink_kiss

Cockney
10-01-2006, 12:08 PM
Glad to see you are still modest and shy Cockers me old fruit :wink_kiss


I like to lower the tone when I can

let's face it
it's all she has going for her
and for some people it's enough ( see Sun readers )

:unsure:

catswhiskas
10-01-2006, 12:48 PM
It got worse later on :shocking:. She is trying the 'us Essex girls should stick together' bit with Chantelle. Chantelle foolishly seems to be drawn into it.

I saw this and thought so too. She is just so manipulative and is trying to get Chantelle on her side. I actually thought Chantelle was becoming just like her when they were sniggering when the blokes didn't instantly reply to whether they wanted a cup of tea or not. I wanted to slap her stupid sullen clown made up face when they weren't involving her in the conversation. What a little tramp that Jodie is. You can see the disdain in George's face when she opens her mouth.

bridge
10-01-2006, 12:49 PM
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yes i am sure Maggot thought so too, the poor man was almost suffociated by those jugs.

catswhiskas
10-01-2006, 01:03 PM
yes i am sure Maggot thought so too, the poor man was almost suffociated by those jugs.

Maggot admitted on the live feed that this incident had unnerved him a bit - Im not surprised as he was gasping for air the poor fella. I got the impression he has gone right off her.

MariaRob
10-01-2006, 01:18 PM
I had an open mind about Jodie, I saw her on the Trust Me Im a Holiday Rep and although there were the usual whines of “everyone wont leave me alone, everyone hates me”, and a bit of showing off, she didn’t come across that badly, she seemd popular enough with her co- “stars”. But watching her last night, she is the worst kind of disgusting vile woman. George Graham’s face was a picture as she related how she had taken pictures of porn stars. Repulsive. If she went into the house to gain a good impresson with the public she had done completely the opposite. She is absolutely revolting and I was a member of her family I would be hanging my head in total shame.

catswhiskas
10-01-2006, 01:47 PM
I always quite liked her. I saw her in the series of the Essex Girls and in various reality TV shows and thought she came across as very nice. I think she was rather hoping that her career would go the same way as Jordan's did by going into Big Brother. Jordan was given bad press before doing 'Im a Celebrity' and became more popular because of the show (it did help by teaming up with Peter smarmy Andres though). Jordan didn't put a foot wrong in the show and came out shining whereas Jodie is showing herself for what she really is - an unlikeable slapper. Silly girl. She has ruined it for herself. :shocking:

Pandora
10-01-2006, 04:52 PM
Oh and another thing, why the he-ll does Jodie go to bed with all her make-up on? then wake up and look frightful with her eyes all smudged.

WHY?:wacko:

Well I read in an interview with her once that she sometimes doesnt bother taking her eye make up off for days, just bungs a load more mascara on top.... :unsure: At the moment I reckon it will take a pneumatic drill to hammer all that lot off her face...

Jodie seems to have a sensitivity chip missing doesnt she?

She talks about porn, sex, five in a bed romps etc ALL at the breakfast table without the slightest inkling that she could be offending anyone.

She has no self awareness whatsoever. For instance she derides the press, the papers and "weird internet forum people" for saying she is a slapper because of the clothes she wears, not realising that the reason we think she is a slapper is because all she can talk about is sex and wanting Pamela Andersons juicy p***y :shocking: . The irony is compounded when she has the brass neck to criticise George Galloway for wearing a suit to dinner. Whatever happened to "people should be allowed to wear what they like!"

She flamed Faria Allam and turned her nose up (pun intended) at her because "she slept with a bloke who was in a relationship" and then despite knowing full well that Preston has a french girlfriend on the outside, goes hell for leather to get her hands on him and admits this to the easily led Chantelle.

No self awareness whatsoever and for someone with two A levels, not a brain cell that is currently working.

PJ
10-01-2006, 05:12 PM
She is trying the 'us Essex girls should stick together'
Probably cos no-one else wants to be their friend!
I really hope she doesn't drag Chantelle down to her unimagineable level.

Rob
10-01-2006, 05:20 PM
"weird internet forum people"

:ohmy: She's not talking about us is she :thumbsup:

Pandora
10-01-2006, 05:46 PM
:ohmy: She's not talking about us is she :thumbsup:

Ive got a link somewhere to her "Diary Page" that she writes every week. She got absolutely flamed raw on the Digital Spy Forum and she wrote that she thought that the people who criticised her on these message boards were sad people, sat at their computers who obviously had no lives, whereas she did loads for charity, earned more money in a year than they could during their lifetime etc etc ad nauseam.........

To be honest, all her rant reminded me of was the Harry Enfield sketch where the brummie keeps saying, "Oiiiim considerableeeee richerrrrrrr than yowwwwwwwwwwwww"............ :D

And for someone earning so much money and having "a life" she isnt a happy bunny is she? Possibly one of the most unpopular celebrity reality TV show contestants since Paul (heave) Danan...... ;)

** Her friends are currently filling in her diary for her while she is in the house, but check out (if you can be arsed) her diary entry for beginning of January..... http://www.jodiemarsh.tv/Login/Index.cfm?Login=In&RefDoc=http://www.jodiemarsh.tv/blog/index.cfm?ccs=23!!cs=61

Rob
10-01-2006, 05:50 PM
** Her friends are currently filling in her diary for her while she is in the house, but check out (if you can be arsed) her diary entry for beginning of January..... http://www.jodiemarsh.tv/Login/Index.cfm?Login=In&RefDoc=http://www.jodiemarsh.tv/blog/index.cfm?ccs=23!!cs=61 (http://www.jodiemarsh.tv/Login/Index.cfm?Login=In&RefDoc=http://www.jodiemarsh.tv/blog/index.cfm?ccs=23%21%21cs=61)

I did try - but you have to register!! I'm not doing that!

Pandora
10-01-2006, 05:52 PM
I did try - but you have to register!! I'm not doing that!

Oooh Rob, you are missing out on SO much.... !!! :kid:

Rob
10-01-2006, 05:53 PM
Oooh Rob, you are missing out on SO much.... !!! :kid:

I'll just have to live with it :angel_not

borneobabe
10-01-2006, 06:26 PM
Where to begin on Jodie.......I knew nothing about her at all before her entry into the house... therefore as she whined on - on day one about how everyone is down on her.. and slagging her off and calling her a slag, it was an ideal opportunity to form an opinion with no preconceptions at all. Treat her as a blank page, and take her as you find her !!! Why she could not have grasped this golden opportunity, God alone only knows, because a matter of days later... I certainly have formed an opinion about her.. Everyone in the press is dead right !!!!! What an odious, obnoxious slapper. There was always something of the tacky about Jordon, but I never thought anyone could come along that would make Jordan seem like a Duchess. How wrong I was. For a girl who claims to be a "glamour" model...she is about as far away from being able to claim the title of glamorous as its possible to get. She seems to have chosen to have her teeth altered to a degree of whiteness that belongs only in cartoons...its freakishly odd looking..and as someone has already said...it probably will take a pneumatic drill to get the layers of eye make up off soon. I dont know whether or not the current nose is the post op job or not, but Eddie The Eagle would make a fair old go of skiing down it no problem. All of the physical attributes could be forgotton were it not for her absolutely vile line of breakfast chat... as she waxed lyrical about porn.. sex... and lets not forget Pamela Anderson's juicy nipples and tasty nether regions!!!!! Has this girl got parents or grandparents at all... Are they WATCHING their pride and joy on national television as she spreads her legs on the food preparation area and lets Denis Rodman have a grope !!!! I am no prude and enjoy a good giggle as much as the next person, but even I agree with George Galloway... if she was my daughter...I would be dying a death listening to her spout such truly awful crapola.

Pandora
10-01-2006, 09:54 PM
Tonights argument with Barrymore could have won Jodie so many fans had she kept her head.

Barrymore was rapidly making himself look a prat by not letting her explain herself and then just as Pete and Michael stopped the ranting and started giving her sound advice, the ego kicked in and she started interuppting and doing her usual fingers in ears and la la la la-ing.....

To compound all of that she then tried to manipulate the situation further by turning it into "poor little me, Im a victim, Im being bullied" by trying to milk some sympathy from anyone watching by saying her Dad was ill.

She didnt reckon on Pete Burns who absolutely flayed her alive for using that excuse, as he KNEW Jodie's dad wasnt ill at all (in fact her Father appeared on GMTV on Monday morning looking fit as a flea).

Andrea
10-01-2006, 10:02 PM
Don't you just love Pete Burns and the lines and the timing of those lines, that he comes out with.

Pandora
10-01-2006, 10:22 PM
Don't you just love Pete Burns and the lines and the timing of those lines, that he comes out with.

As SOON as Jodie started manipulating the situation re her dad being ill, Pete not only jumped in and stopped it, but also articulately managed to dissect and rip the manipulation to shreds with exactly the right words.

Not only is this guy quick he is extremely intelligent.

PJ
10-01-2006, 10:23 PM
Tonights argument with Barrymore could have won Jodie so many fans had she kept her head.
Barrymore was rapidly making himself look a prat by not letting her explain herself and then just as Pete and Michael stopped the ranting and started giving her sound advice, the ego kicked in and she started interuppting and doing her usual fingers in ears and la la la la-ing.....

Exactly what I was thinking.
It's a shame she had to ruin her whole argument by saying her dad was too ill to come and see her :glare:

Pandora
10-01-2006, 11:05 PM
Whats going on with her hair? :unsure: She has THE most enormous lug in the back of it. Its all matted and twisted like one big dreadlock !!

catswhiskas
10-01-2006, 11:35 PM
She has got to go. She just hasn't fitted in from day one, and doesn't she contradict herself. I gather from the live feed that she has now gone to bed because all of the group, (including Tracey who doesen't seem to have bad mouthed anybody) , confronted her earlier when she, Chantelle and Preston came out of the diary room together. All of the group are together now and seem to be getting on very well without her, most of all Chantelle who is back to her normal sweet self.

maxine
11-01-2006, 06:22 AM
I thought Barrymore was a bully last night.

PJ
11-01-2006, 10:24 AM
I thought Barrymore was a bully last night.
So do I. As much as I dislike the Marsh, his behaviour towards her was ridiculous. He was trying to make it sound as though he was giving her advice but he was clearly just having a go.

Patsy
11-01-2006, 12:10 PM
Absolutely. I felt sorry for her after her barrage from Barrymore. Pete puts forward a very eloquent argument, whether you agree with him or not. Barrymore just bombarded and bullied her with two aims in mind - to ingratiate himself with Pete (who is much too shrewd to fall for that) and to try to appear more intelligent and popular than her.

MB - "I'm just trying to help you"
JM - "Well you're not helping me"
MB - "How am I not helping you?"
JM - "B.............."
MB - "How am I not helping you?"
JM - "W............."
MB - "How am I not helping you?"

It was like a bad Catherine Tate "Am I Bovvered" sketch. PB, just sat there and let MB carry on and make a prat of himself. He's a smart cookie.

Fee For All
11-01-2006, 12:17 PM
Whats going on with her hair? :unsure: She has THE most enormous lug in the back of it. Its all matted and twisted like one big dreadlock !!

She looks like she hasn't washed much since she went into the house - her skin looks awful too!

Bonsai
11-01-2006, 12:59 PM
her skin looks awful too!
Thats because the silly bint doesnt remove her makeup when she goes to bed which is a MASSIVE sin. It doesnt matter how drunk i am, i ALWAYS take my makeup off.

MariaRob
11-01-2006, 02:34 PM
Exactly what I was thinking.
It's a shame she had to ruin her whole argument by saying her dad was too ill to come and see her :glare:

Me too, I actually began and I repeat BEGAN to feel a bit sorry for her with Barrymore having a go at her the patronising pontificating prat, I mean WTF does he think he is?, but then she started getting her violin out playing "poor me" again with crapola about her dad being ill. Shut up Jodie!

Fee For All
11-01-2006, 03:02 PM
I do feel sorry for her - she's like an untrained puppy. She has developed no social skills whatsoever and equates being the centre of attention with being liked. A lot of her behaviour could be down to low self-esteem, and I'm starting to find it quite distasteful to watch her assisted self-destruct.

What's going on now is bullying. The other HMs are collaring Chantelle and pointing out the big mistake of being close to Jody. Fair do's, but if they really had concern, they would get one of them to have a quiet word. All they are doing is jumping on the bandwagon and ganging up for their own reasons.

If, as seems likely, she is evicted on Friday and exits to a chorus of boos, goodness knows what it will do to her. No doubt her sycophantic family, management and friends will be there to pick up the pieces, but I'm sure she is hurting inside, and without the emotional intelligence to deal with that, she could well go over the edge.

BB should get her out now, quietly and give her access to some counselling, even if just for their own protection.

Slapper or not, it's quite sad to watch.

Bonsai
11-01-2006, 03:06 PM
If, as seems likely, she is evicted on Friday and exits to a chorus of boos, goodness knows what it will do to her. No doubt her sycophantic family, management and friends will be there to pick up the pieces, but I'm sure she is hurting inside, and without the emotional intelligence to deal with that, she could well go over the edge.

BB should get her out now, quietly and give her access to some counselling, even if just for their own protection.

Slapper or not, it's quite sad to watch.

This is what worries me. I dont know if i remember this correctly, but didnt she say on her 'film' before entering the house that if she was the first one out she would kill herself ???? I know it was said in a jokey manner, but even so its a worry.

I personally dont feel sorry for her. I dont think her management should of let her into the house, being as disturbed as she obviously is. In fact, i dont think she should be in showbiz at all as its a cut throat business and you have to be very strong to survive.

I just think its a shame .... and as you said Fee, its sad to watch. She could of gone in there and shown the world what a nice person she is, and that she isnt the slapper the press show her to be. But instead she has proved the papers right.

Fee For All
11-01-2006, 03:20 PM
I dont think her management should of let her into the house, being as disturbed as she obviously is.

...or her family, Bonnie. It makes me wonder just what real support she does get, or if she is just a meal ticket for a lot of people. I know her dad is supposed to be well off, but I bet there are a lot of hangers on who aren't.

This is what worries me. I dont know if i remember this correctly, but didnt she say on her 'film' before entering the house that if she was the first one out she would kill herself ???? I know it was said in a jokey manner, but even so its a worry.

Last thing Barrymore needs to enhance his reputation! Still, it will sell newspapers...:glare:

bridge
11-01-2006, 04:29 PM
I did feel a bit sorry for Jodie even though she is a silly mare, Barrymore and Pete are bullying her, and Barrymore is showing what a true to-sspot he really is.

floopy
11-01-2006, 05:22 PM
Jodie Marsh is a typical essex princess - a spoilt little girl who has never had to learn social graces as her parents paid for her to have whatever she wanted.

Most people have to be kind/diplomatic/respectful to others in order to keep their jobs/friends, but Jodie has always been able to avoid having to do that by using her notoriety and/or sex to guarantee a perceived popularity. To be honest, being the biggest thing in Brentwood isn't really that hard :ninja: .

She really needs to learn a little humility.

Bob
11-01-2006, 09:15 PM
I like Jodie! She's an imature slapper but thats ok. I bet shes a great laugh and a good mate to have. I can't say I've seen much of BB this year but some of what I have heard her say makes perfect sense to me. I would have come back at George and Michael in exactly the same way.

Patsy
11-01-2006, 09:25 PM
Actually, I'm not disliking her as much as most of you are. Why should she and Chantelle not be friends? Chantelle was the one who made the b-line for her when she was "uncovered". She latched onto Jodie, not the other way around. They're from the same area. They know a lot of the same people. The hounds were baying tonight again and they made a bit of a meal of it - AGAIN! Who is Barrymore to tell Chantelle off like a child? Why should her "friend" not go to her defence? Anyone would. Why should she not be ****ed off that everyone's having a go at her AGAIN?! We're not all as thick skinned and "couldn't give a ****" as Pete is. Can MB imagine how he would feel if it were him on the end of all this spite in front of millions of viewers - LIVE!? He's had it for a long time in the press. He of all people should know better. Jodie was quite right when she said that. Why should he of all people preach to her about behaviour. Why should she bow to his experience. He ****ed up big style. What sort of role model is he? He's still ****ing up in front of our very eyes. It's quite ridiculous now that all the oldies (apart from Rula) are finding any excuse to have a go. It's obviously their only entertainment.

Edit: Should I have put this under general, do you think?

Pandora
11-01-2006, 10:25 PM
The highlights tonight were chopped up unbelieveably. The live feed showed Chantelle being all sulky and mutinous on Jodie's behalf, Jodie manipulating her and bitching and getting her to agree with her opinions, pressuring her to slag off Barrymore etc. I dont like Michael Barrymore but if theyd have shown the full outcome, his rant at Jodie and Chantelle would have made more sense.

At the end of the day, in my opinion, Jodie Marsh is a manipulative, attention seeking, sly young woman and its very very difficult to ostracise 8 people in one house in a matter of five days without there being something wrong with your personality.

I cant stand the sight of her and hope she hoofed out on her arrrse on Friday night.

maxine
12-01-2006, 06:34 AM
I agree with Fee, Bob and Patsy here.

I can't believe that people can condone the way Jodie is being treated. She is being relentlessly bullied by 3 middle aged men.

I haven't seen her be nasty to anyone. OK so she's a bit full of herself and is too fond of the booze and talking about sex but she still doesn't deserve the treatment she's receiving.

And as for her friendship with Chantelle, well it's an obvious partnership. And if Chantelle wasn't her friend she'd have no one in there.

I feel terribly sorry for her. I can't really articulate how sick it is that so many people are revelling in her misery.

Bella
12-01-2006, 08:56 AM
It's all down to editing isn't it? Jodie's mum & dad were on GMTV (dad looked fine btw) and they were asked about how they felt abut Jodie use of her sexual language, and they had said that Pete had just been as vulgur but it wasn't aired.

I think she is a very needy person, who does create problems for herself by not listening and just thinking that she is right all the time but I honestly don't think she deserves to be a hateful character.

I hope that either Pete or George goes on Friday and she isn't faced with a booing crowd which despite her being thick as mince, I don't think she really deserves that.

Bonsai
12-01-2006, 09:15 AM
Actually last night i did feel sorry for her. I mean, so what if her and Chantelle want to go into the diary room together !!! Its not the end of the world is it.

I do think Pandora is right though, and we didnt see the full force of Jodie / Chantelle's wrath to MB. When i saw last nights show i thought - blimey, just because Jodie 'mouthed' behind MB's back he went into the garden crying .... what a nancy - but that obviously isnt all that happened in its entirety.

BUT Jodie does seem to be bullied .... and thats wrong.

Pandora
12-01-2006, 09:19 AM
There are a lot of people at fault here. Barrymore and Galloway are handling things badly, Pete just doesnt like her and makes it plain and the likes of Maggot, Traci, Dennis, Rula and Faria are just going along with the alpha males of the group.

However, Jodie Marsh has managed to turn 8 people in that house against her. There is surely something wrong with her personality to be able to do that? She isnt innocent in all of this, although I have to agree that Barrymore and Galloways ganging up of her is uncomfortable to watch.

The problems they have with her (and she IS nasty behind peoples backs, which is then getting back to them, its been shown on the live feed), could be handled with much more subtlety - but then I doubt either of the two men who are lecturing Jodie know the meaning of the word.

Pandora
12-01-2006, 09:27 AM
I do think Pandora is right though, and we didnt see the full force of Jodie / Chantelle's wrath to MB. When i saw last nights show i thought - blimey, just because Jodie 'mouthed' behind MB's back he went into the garden crying .... what a nancy - but that obviously isnt all that happened in its entirety.

.

I was really angry about this Bon, because on the live feed, the two girls were basically taking the pee out him to his face, he turned around to see Marsh pulling faces, encouraging Chantelle to be cheeky, she was making hand gestures and generally being really disrespectful.

NONE of this was shown, and therefore it looked, as you say that Barrymore was upset over nothing in particular. Now I have no real liking for this man but he obviously reacts to confrontational situations by crying because they distress him so much and he cant cope with it due to his previous breakdown.
His pitiful crying annoys me, but when you consider his mental health problems in the past, maybe they are more understandable.

He shouldnt have gone into the living room to lecture Chantelle and Jodie. He should have just left it alone as he isnt articulate enough to express himself adequately. In the live feed that was easy to see as he got out of his depth very quickly as Jodie got aggressive. He got belligerent back and then Chantelle started getting a little mouthy, then he tried to patronise her which prompted Jodie to start pulling faces, mouthing things behind his back and making hand gestures.
All of this went on for over 20 mins (we saw approx 1 min 40 seconds in the highlights), with Barrymore looking shaken as he left both girls.

He shouldnt really have gone in there lecturing them as if he were their Dad true, and if he felt he HAD to, there was surely a better way of doing it. Equally the girls shouldnt have reacted like they did. However it was quite obvious that Jodie was manipulating Chantelle to follow her lead, which of course she did.

Thats why Galloway later berated Jodie for "leading her astray"......... at the end of the day, despite all the clumsy attempts at lecturing, despite the bullying way in which it was done, one things is clear - Chantelle HAD changed and WAS being influenced in a bad way by Jodie's behaviour.

Whether or not anyone should have interfered with what was going on is a different matter. Personally Id have let Jodie hang herself and been voted out on Friday, as it is Galloway will now probably go, because he has handled the situation so badly.

bridge
12-01-2006, 09:41 AM
I was disgusted watching Big Brother last night it was painful viewing, it has become a witch-hunt against Jodie Marsh, i know she has a foul mouth and is a bit of a slapper but no way does she deserve that kind of treatment.
Pete, Michael and George are being complete pric-ks, they are all nasty pieces of work.:pooh:

PJ
12-01-2006, 11:25 AM
Actually, I'm not disliking her as much as most of you are. Why should she and Chantelle not be friends? Chantelle was the one who made the b-line for her when she was "uncovered". She latched onto Jodie, not the other way around. They're from the same area. They know a lot of the same people. The hounds were baying tonight again and they made a bit of a meal of it - AGAIN! Who is Barrymore to tell Chantelle off like a child? Why should her "friend" not go to her defence? Anyone would. Why should she not be ****ed off that everyone's having a go at her AGAIN?! We're not all as thick skinned and "couldn't give a ****" as Pete is. Can MB imagine how he would feel if it were him on the end of all this spite in front of millions of viewers - LIVE!? He's had it for a long time in the press. He of all people should know better. Jodie was quite right when she said that. Why should he of all people preach to her about behaviour. Why should she bow to his experience. He ****ed up big style. What sort of role model is he? He's still ****ing up in front of our very eyes. It's quite ridiculous now that all the oldies (apart from Rula) are finding any excuse to have a go. It's obviously their only entertainment.

Edit: Should I have put this under general, do you think?

I pretty much agree with this post, Patsy.
Michael is still being out of order to Jodie and as fas as I can see (editing aside) she doesn't deserve it. Fair enough, even if she was egging on chantelle to be cheeky to him, I'd have done the same giving the roasting he gave her in front of Pete the other night. He seems to be able to dish it out ok but it's another matter when someone retaliates.
The trouble with Barrymore is that he seems to think that he is invincible because he had a great entrance and most of the people in the house seem to like him.
I just hope the British Public aren't fooled. As I said previously he seems to be picking on Jodie because he knows that she's not well liked out of the house as if it is going to win him a new legion of fans.
He is a disgrace and for the first time in my life, even though I know she isn't completely innocent in this whole scenario, I feel a bit sorry for Jodie Marsh, which I never thought I would!

MariaRob
12-01-2006, 11:36 AM
I I just hope the British Public aren't fooled. As I said previously he seems to be picking on Jodie because he knows that she's not well liked out of the house as if it is going to win him a new legion of fans.
He is a disgrace and for the first time in my life, even though I know she isn't completely innocent in this whole scenario, I feel a bit sorry for Jodie Marsh, which I never thought I would!

I totally agree. Barrymore or George for that matter would not dare have a go at Dennis or Pete, (George said nothing when Pete rudely told Rula to ****** off yesterday in front of him. It’s easy to bully a young woman, especially when it is three against one! They may be turning the tide for Jodie and getting her public sympathy the fools.

catswhiskas
12-01-2006, 02:34 PM
She needs to go out on Friday, although I think it will be George. Once she goes the whole balance of the group will shift back to being a whole group again. At the moment there seems to be three camps - the older group, the youngsters and the Americans which includes Maggot. She is so disruptive and has such an insolent face. She reminds me so much of Paul Danon when she gets on the booze.

MariaRob
12-01-2006, 02:43 PM
She reminds me so much of Paul Danon when she gets on the booze.

Be great if he could go into the house.

Rob
12-01-2006, 02:47 PM
Who on eath is Paul Danon? - or am I just too old to know?

catswhiskas
12-01-2006, 03:34 PM
Who on eath is Paul Danon? - or am I just too old to know?
Paul Danon was in the reality show 'Celebrity Love Island' shown on tv last year. He had appeared previously as a character in Hollyoaks. His behaviour in CLI was very similar to Jodie's in that he got very aggressive when he had a drink and thought the rest of the group were always picking on him. As far as I'm aware the show didn't do him any favours in that I haven't seen or read about him anywhere since.

bridge
12-01-2006, 03:42 PM
Jodie manipulating her and bitching and getting her to agree with her opinions, pressuring her to slag off Barrymore etc.


I don't agree with you at all Pandora, If Jodie was mouthing ****** off behind Barrymore's back don't you think he deserved it for the treatment he has been dishing out towards Jodie! Barrymore , Pete and George haven't been manipulating and bitchy have they, oh of course it's just Jodie !
What has she done? it is a witch-hunt and i for one will be voting for Jodie now although at the beginning of the show i had no intention of doing so.

GO JODIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:thumbsup:

Rob
12-01-2006, 03:42 PM
Thank you for that - Never watch Hollyoaks or CLI - so that probably explains why I have never heard of him!!

Pandora
12-01-2006, 03:59 PM
Paul Danon was in the reality show 'Celebrity Love Island' shown on tv last year.
He had appeared previously as a character in Hollyoaks. His behaviour in CLI was very similar to Jodie's in that he got very aggressive when he had a drink and thought the rest of the group were always picking on him. As far as I'm aware the show didn't do him any favours in that I haven't seen or read about him anywhere since.

I dont use the word hate very often, but I really truly hated this man. He was so aggressive and such a sex pest........... Oh I cant go on, my blood pressure will go up.

Bella
12-01-2006, 04:17 PM
I dont use the word hate very often, but I really truly hated this man. He was so aggressive and such a sex pest........... Oh I cant go on, my blood pressure will go up.

Calm down Pan, Calm down! :laugh: He was a vile little toad wasn't he: :vomit:

Regard Jodie manipulating Chantelle - Chantelle has her own mind and can think for herself and think it is a bit harsh for everyone to say that Jodie has changed "this perfect little angel" to a devil within days!

Jodie needs to take a long hard look at herself and ask why on earth did she enter the BB in the first place? She is desperate to get on that fame ladder and using every celeb reality TV show that she can really is doing her no favours whatsoever.

And she should stop piling on the make-up, her makes her look horrendous. The natural look isn't really that bad!

bridge
12-01-2006, 04:21 PM
Paul Danon isn't he the one who was giving , i mean going out with that Harvey lady? and they had him on that show where they changed his image and made him a posh tosh with ginger hair?

bridge
12-01-2006, 04:27 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/Bridgejones/p.jpg
here is the cocky little toad himself.

MariaRob
12-01-2006, 04:29 PM
Paul and Jodie also have similar over whitened oh so obviously veneered tombstone teeth.

Pandora
12-01-2006, 04:47 PM
Jodie needs to take a long hard look at herself and ask why on earth did she enter the BB in the first place? She is desperate to get on that fame ladder and using every celeb reality TV show that she can really is doing her no favours whatsoever.

And she should stop piling on the make-up, her makes her look horrendous. The natural look isn't really that bad!

The bit Ive highlighted made me giggle Bella, did you see Jodie in the diary room on her own last night, drunkenly slurring, "I doan need shcelebrity, I doan wannnit..... it meanshhh nuffink to me, I can take or leave schhhcelebrity, ...."

Im sorry but that was the most laughable thing Ive heard all century and so OBVIOUSLY not true.

Also did anyone see Jodie and Chantelle annihilating George in the diary room and nit picking about the others? When Chantelle was questioned what she had been doing in there, she said, "We dint tork about anyone nor nuffink....." What a little fibber !!!! :shocking: LOL.....

Also Jodie's general appearance at the moment makes her look like a right dirty scutter.... she boasted the other night she hasnt taken her make up off for four days, just reapplies on top (eeek) and her hair is so matted and uncombed at the back its got big knots and lugs in it and looks like a giant dreadlock !!!

Oh and Bridge??? I doubt Ill ever ever forgive you for putting that photo of Danan in this forum. Im going to have to go and pour Domestos in my eyes now....

Bella
12-01-2006, 05:15 PM
Also Jodie's general appearance at the moment makes her look like a right dirty scutter.... she boasted the other night she hasnt taken her make up off for four days, just reapplies on top (eeek) and her hair is so matted and uncombed at the back its got big knots and lugs in it and looks like a giant dreadlock !!!



Ewww, yuck! Her face must feel so claustrophobic, I can't wear foundation as my skin feels really clogged up but.............4 days worth of the amount of slap she puts on doesn't bear thinking about! I bet her face is really, really tiny it's just the piles of make-up being constantly put on makes it appear rather large!

And really thick black eyeliner is just really, really horrible.

She does look rather unclean doesn't she - I wonder if she changes her knickers as often as she washes her face!:shocking:

bridge
12-01-2006, 05:26 PM
Oh and Bridge??? I doubt Ill ever ever forgive you for putting that photo of Danan in this forum. Im going to have to go and pour Domestos in my eyes now....


That's ok Pan i knew you'd LOVE IT! Hee

Fee For All
12-01-2006, 05:28 PM
I wonder if she changes her knickers as often as she washes her face!:shocking:

I bet they come off more often than her mascara :naughty:

bridge
12-01-2006, 05:33 PM
Oh God i just had this horrible vision of Jodie's knickers sticking to the wall because she had been wearing them so long!!:shutup:

Fee For All
12-01-2006, 05:38 PM
She's such a dozey bint.:laugh:

Her website boasts a huge banner for PETA, and then underneath is Jodie wearing... well look (http://www.jodiemarsh.tv/home/index3.cfm?ccs=22&cs=53) for yourself.

OK, so it's probably fake, but if you think wearing dead animals is gross, why would you want to look as if you're wearing bits of them?

Flip
12-01-2006, 06:43 PM
I am now going to go into my bedroom and try to apply lip liner and lipstick in a similar fashion to Jodie - I shall report back on this experiment.

In fact why don't you all do it - just draw from the corner of your lips in a semi circle in the direction of the other corner, taking scant regard for the line of your lips, repeat the process on the other lip. Then colour in for all your worth.

Fee For All
12-01-2006, 06:49 PM
Flip, you are the first real person I know who actually has lip liner :ohmy:

PJ
12-01-2006, 07:17 PM
I wonder if she changes her knickers as often as she washes her face!:shocking:
Jodie Marsh wearing knickers? Nope, cannae see it myself.

bustywench
12-01-2006, 07:47 PM
its very very difficult to ostracise 8 people in one house in a matter of five days without there being something wrong with your personality.

You honestly think so, huh?

Well... let's take a look at the 8 'people' she's managed to 'ostracise'.

First up we have a has-been meathead who's apparently utterly incapable of thinking with what's between his ears as opposed to his legs.

We have a compatriot of his who would quite possibly spontaneously combust in a cloud of 80s era silicon if she was forced to concoct a sentence devoid of 'I,' 'me' or 'my.'

Next up is a wholly self-absorbed, follicularly-challenged nutcase with a penchant for illegal substances, buggery orgies and tragicomic self-pitying melodrama.

And then there's the he/she/it who revels in personifying the senselessly superficial and unbelievably petty stereotype of the classically exhibitionist flaming fag. If he evaporated back up his own bleached, ambiguously gendered back passage, I sincerely doubt the world would miss him.

And let us not forget the daft-as-a-brush 'countess' who doesn't know her 'salubrious' from her 'salacious,' fluffs her Shakespeare, and seems physically incapable of getting through a day without blatant twofacedness or sickening condescension.

Sixth on the list is an utterly forgettable ferret-faced ball of sweat-ridden scruff whose sole talent lies in an extraordinary ability to never once make an interesting or insightful comment about absolutely anything.

His main rival in the lottery of vacuous bland would be a grown woman who wails at being asked to nibble a leaf of spinach at 15 minute intervals.

And, ohhh, I've saved the very best for last, haven't I? The original granddaddy of breathtaking hypocrisy, myopic arrogance, disgustingly outdated misogyny, gross manipulation, and hysterically appalling judgement. A sheer piece of walking, vomitous human excrement, if ever I've seen one.

So yeah... you know what? If I landed in a house surrounded by 8 such people, and I didn't manage to 'ostracise' them all within 45 minutes, then I really do think I'd have to give careful consideration to the idea of jumping off a cliff.

Rob
12-01-2006, 09:07 PM
It was so nice of her to try to blame some of her problems on Chantelle in the diary room wasn't it? It seems that everybody would like her again if Chantelle had told everybody that it was her idea to go into the diary room together!!

:huh:

Dolores
12-01-2006, 09:10 PM
oooh a splendid post Bustywench!

Pandora
12-01-2006, 10:24 PM
It was so nice of her to try to blame some of her problems on Chantelle in the diary room wasn't it? It seems that everybody would like her again if Chantelle had told everybody that it was her idea to go into the diary room together!!

:huh:

Argghhh I couldnt believe it when she started blaming Chantelle for her current dilemma !!

As for the standing alone in the garden, hugging herself then walking back into the living room looking morose with kicked puppy eyes smacked of an oscar winning performance to me.

True she has been treated badly by one or two of the housemates, but tonights performance smacked slightly of manipulation to me.

Still, as someone said, she will have the last laugh I suppose, the sunday papers will be outbidding each other for her story !!

maxine
13-01-2006, 06:32 AM
No, it wasn't fair of Jodie to blame her downfall on Chantelle. She really needs to snap out of her sulk now and rise above it.

Pandora
13-01-2006, 08:24 AM
No, it wasn't fair of Jodie to blame her downfall on Chantelle. She really needs to snap out of her sulk now and rise above it.
I hope she does because it just gives the likes of Galloway, Barrymore and Pete Burns more ammunition.

Also she should stop the double standards, ie making a comment about Barrymore and the Pool incident. She says she hates being judged by what people read in the papers and yet she is judging him by what she has read (and she admitted this).

It just gives the egocentric people in the house, that view the other "plebs" from lofty heights, the excuse to have another go.

catswhiskas
13-01-2006, 02:34 PM
On the very few occasions I've seen her without the slap which she trowels on to her face, I think she is quite pretty. I think she spoils herself with that caked on orange face and clown lipstick.

Bella
13-01-2006, 03:09 PM
On the very few occasions I've seen her without the slap which she trowels on to her face, I think she is quite pretty. I think she spoils herself with that caked on orange face and clown lipstick.


Agreed Catswhiskas, Jordan is the same - there really is no need for that much make-up, especially the panda eyes, it is just horrific!:shocking:

MariaRob
28-01-2006, 01:45 PM
Did you see her face and gritting of the teeth when Barrymore was second? I also noticed that she seemed to disappear from the row of outed housemates, was she still there or perhaps the camera cut her out. Apparently her web site is full of vitrol about the housemates, calling Rula an old hag, nice type of girl. Did I hear right that she said to Davina that she was retiring from the public eye? One can live in hope!

Pandora
28-01-2006, 04:04 PM
Did you see her face and gritting of the teeth when Barrymore was second?
I also noticed that she seemed to disappear from the row of outed housemates, was she still there or perhaps the camera cut her out.

Apparently her web site is full of vitrol about the housemates, calling Rula an old hag, nice type of girl. Did I hear right that she said to Davina that she was retiring from the public eye? One can live in hope!

MariaRob:

(1) Yes her face pulling toward Barrymore didnt go down well did it? The crowed booed her when she did it. Immature mare.

(2) She DID disappear from the row of outed housemates. Hopefully someone pushed her off the stage.

(3) Her Blog on the site (Ive read it) is incredibly nasty about Rula (for no reason I can ascertain), Pete (obviously) but her Barrymore tirade is ludicrous. She is now on the side of the family "that poor murdered man" despite never before having (a) been interested and (b) probably never even knowing his name.
However, if its a cudgel with which to beat Barrymore with, she will use it.

(4) Unfortunately no, MariaRob, Jodie is only retiring from Reality TV, nothing else. I for one, held my breath in excited anticipation at that one then let it out in a disappointed sigh when the truth came out....

So - after that announcement, expect Ms Marsh to be appearing in Celebrity Love Island soon........ LOL.

Anyone else think that if she keeps this face pulling grudge up during the Wrap Party that there is going to be one almighty fist fight???? :thumbsup:

Cat
28-01-2006, 05:51 PM
MariaRob:

Anyone else think that if she keeps this face pulling grudge up during the Wrap Party that there is going to be one almighty fist fight???? :thumbsup:

God I hope so and I also hope that Chantelle see's sense, if she hangs out with this woman she will lose public support - if she's signed with Max Clifford he will put a stop to this.

Buzz
28-01-2006, 07:13 PM
God I hope so and I also hope that Chantelle see's sense, if she hangs out with this woman she will lose public support - if she's signed with Max Clifford he will put a stop to this.
But she LOVES Chantelle, sheis like her best friend ever innit, they are like soo the same and they are young girls who wanna live a little, wassa probem wif that?

Pandora
29-01-2006, 09:55 PM
God I hope so and I also hope that Chantelle see's sense, if she hangs out with this woman she will lose public support - if she's signed with Max Clifford he will put a stop to this.

Oh Chantelle, imo, wont stand a chance.

No doubt Jodie has already booked them for a double photoshoot in Nuts or Zoo ! The rest of the housemates have warned Chantelle to stay away from Jodie, but they havent reckoned on the fact that Jodie will home in on Chantelle and the the wave she is currently riding on, and ride it along with her. :sleep: