Sorry but a gold digger personified.
*But still sexy*

Doing a Rebecca - don't like her either.

How can someone who once shagged the England manager be described as a "celebrity"???

I felt sorry for her getting all those boos. Hope she doesn't stay too quiet ar she's out!

Yeh, she got all those boos, just after she said in her clip that this could make or break her:laugh:

don't like her.........don't often take an instant dislike but nope. don't like her

It was funny when George did the intro circle....Hi I'm.... She said
"Hi I'm Faria and I....I ...am doing a bit of tv...."

yeah right interviews about who've I've shagged, why couldn't she be honest.

"Hi I'm Faria and my claim to fame is that I have shagged Swen and Mark Pallios"

Instant dislike taken already. Don't like her, can't see anything about her that would want me to llike her.

I MAY be eating these words in a few days......but I don't think so..

Got an open mind about her but think her very arrogant to think that something like this is going to make her a star. Agree with everyone else that only well known for shagging a couple of well known men. Quite attractive but non much personality so far. We shall see...............

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She shouldnt even be in there. Its as bad as having Dave Morgan (Jessie Wallace's ex boyfriend) on The Farm. He, like Faria, is a nobody in the celeb world.

I live next door but one to Linda Robson, maybe theres a chance for me next year ! :glare:

I live next door but one to Linda Robson, maybe theres a chance for me next year ! :glare:

Does she still live in that stylish Victorian House Pan? The one the kids messed up on that dire programme with Ulrikka Jonnson?

Does she still live in that stylish Victorian House Pan? The one the kids messed up on that dire programme with Ulrikka Jonnson?

She does hunni.

I remember seeing that programme and Id have killed them if theyd done that to our house !!!

Going back to Faria - I bet the bookies are refusing to take bets on the fact she will be out first :glare:

She's hot as hell!:naughty:















.....but her name is Faria Alam.....just for the record.....

....and speaking of records.......

"You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round....."

She's hot as hell!:naughty:















.....but her name is Faria Alam.....just for the record.....

....and speaking of records.......

"You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round....."
Woodstock, are you on drugs? :mellow:

She's hot as hell!:naughty:

:shocking: I must be missing something - I don't find her attractive in any sense of the word!

A comment in one of today's papers made me laugh. Faria has about as much charisma as a sideboard which is an insult to furniture.

She keeps asking everyone else what there crowd response was....not as bad as yours love.

A comment in one of today's papers made me laugh. Faria has about as much charisma as a sideboard which is an insult to furniture.

LOL !!! Have to agree, the woman is boring and has nothing to offer.

Woodstock, Im taking you to SpecSavers on Monday..... :wacko:

She just looks like a cat that's lost its way home now, wandering around silently. Time to go I think.

I really wanted to know what she did as her "turn" but they didn't show it - I wonder why :naughty:

I wondered too - no typewriter in the house.

She was a poor innocent secretary, wasn't she?

she's got fantastic......ah where was i??........

They say there is only one non-celebrity in the CBB house - well i count two. "Fire Alarm" is pretty enough, but she's also pretty bloody dull. It makes me wonder how she managed to get hooked up with that Sven?

The breast moment from her so far has to be her Indian-speaking impersonation - but even that was dull!

......though the revelation of that wonderful cleavage saved the day......

Total waste of space imo.
Get her out on Friday.

I really wanted to know what she did as her "turn" but they didn't show it - I wonder why :naughty:


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She is soooooooo boring isn't she? Almost anonymous tonight.

Is it my imagination or is she getting less attractive as the show goes on!

I was thinking that myself Rob...she really is quite plain isn't she - nice hair though. I think she has got quite a snide side to her.

Dull and nondescript.

My God! That was a gross revelation. I was asking myself "why??". Why would she feel it necessary to reveal such a heinous "crime" before the watchful eye of millions. She could have left that skeleton well alone and nobody would have been any the wiser. Now, on her exit from the CBB compound she's going to get beaten to a pulp by her former boyfriend victim, receive endless abuse from passers-by (even more endless than the endless abuse she claimed she had already received), and in the space of ten (i'm quite sure regrettable) seconds she has gone from wallflower dullard to become vile, heinous, call-it-what-u-like wallflower dullard whose only saving grace has been a crappy impersonation of an Indian-speaking woman. Now, i've completely forgotton about the Indian-speaking woman impersonations and the only image i have stored in my head when i see her strolling around the house is one of a woman pi**ing with a vengeance into a teacup.

These celebs aren't as intelligent as what we give them credit for. I'm sure of it. In fact, I could swear i spotted a subtle hint of instant regret in her expression upon her revelation - as in "oh s**t, what the hell have i just done??". Dumb to do it - far dumber to admit it before the cameras!

All i can say is i just hope Mr Eriksson made his own cuppas.












...................two sugars please Faria...........

PUBLIC NOTICE

A tea-party (of the liquid kind) shall be held at the residence of Miss Faria Alam on the 5th February 2006. This is a gesture made by Miss Alam to thank all those who gave their support during her appearance on Channel 4's Celebrity Big Brother.

Miss Alam also wishes that every man she has been involved with in the past attend the occasion, including Mr Sven Goran Eriksson. She also extends a special request for "a Nancy" (no, not you Mr Burns) to accompany Mr Eriksson at the gathering.

To avoid any unwelcome gatecrashing, measures will be taken to appoint door staff to greet or regrettably turn away members of the public who are deemed unworthy or undesirable (Miss Jodie Marsh need not make any efforts to attend). As you arrive at the entrance you shall be beckoned by one of these staff with a simple "you're not going in" or "urine"

Mr P.G. Tipps - Adviser plenipotentiary to Miss Faria Alam

I too find Faria boring. You very rarely see her, and when you do she is sat around in boring clothes with no makeup on. And she REALLY needs makeup.

I think she will go this week, as she has participated nothing.

she is a media whore like Rebecca Loos.................nuff said!

I couldn't believe how proud she was of peeing in someone's tea. Disgusting bitch.

I couldn't believe how proud she was of peeing in someone's tea. Disgusting bitch.


oh come on ... we've all done it! :kid:

oh come on ... we've all done it! :kid:
And worse.:bag:

Remind me never to cross you lot:bag:

Well I bloody haven't.

I have never taken revenge on anyone. ever..

does that make me a wimp?:unsure:

I did spit in the milk I knew my boss was gonna put in his tea once! actually three of us did :sick: :w00t:

... we felt like we'd entered some kind of unholy alliance! It didn't do him any harm and it made us feel very powerful ... and we laughed ALOT!!!

Found it hilarious when Preston nominated her, and said just because she's slept with someone, it doesn't give her the right to be in the house:laugh:

I couldn't quite catch the gist of her and Dennis' discussion in the kitchen. Both were either being extremely sexist and racist or they both just clearly want to shag eachother.

I couldn't quite catch the gist of her and Dennis' discussion in the kitchen. Both were either being extremely sexist and racist or they both just clearly want to shag eachother.

I only caught a third of it, mainly because Faria's increasingly shrill annoying voice had my head ringing and also because Rodman speaks in bloody grunts !!!!!

I think the gist of it was how Faria hadn't been with a "black man" (their words) and about the size of their equipment. Faria was saying about how it was all a myth.

The think with Faria, for me, is I just don't believe she swears or talks like that in the real world. She just seems so fake. Trying to fit in with the general atmosphere and not truly being herself. Obviously I don't know this it's just a feeling I have.

I couldn't quite catch the gist of her and Dennis' discussion in the kitchen. Both were either being extremely sexist and racist or they both just clearly want to shag eachother.

I think more the latter, peej. She took his engaging in a lively discussion as being sexual interest and she loved it.

[QUOTE=Dolores]I did spit in the milk I knew my boss was gonna put in his tea once! actually three of us did :sick: :QUOTE]

Years ago my boss had a very arrogant and rude client, he treated me and especially my Asian colleague like a couple of minions. One day he swanned in and demanded we make him a coffee, which we did and we both spat in it. I always remember the satisfaction when he handed us the empty cup back.

The think with Faria, for me, is I just don't believe she swears or talks like that in the real world. She just seems so fake. Trying to fit in with the general atmosphere and not truly being herself. Obviously I don't know this it's just a feeling I have.

I agree Max, the whole Faria and Dennis conversation last night seemed to have a degree of staging to it, with Faria looking to check where the cameras were and then using a louder than normal voice to ensure she was the centre of attention and stayed there.

As you say, the swearing sounds contrived too.

I don't think Faria is that bad really. OK, she slept with a couple of celebrities but it takes 2 to tango. It goes on all the time in the non-celeb world and people aren't booed and called slags.

I think she seems quite dignified (a lot of it is the down to the contrast between her and that Marsh creature I suppose) but this seems to have been interpreted as boring.

With regard to the conversation with Rodman, I think she was trying to humour him and at least be seen taking part in the program but I'm of the opinion that she doesn't like him one bit (but who would want to get on his bad side?)

As for her not being worthy of a place in the house, that's down to BB. They obviously approached her. I can't see her ringing them up and saying, "let me be on the show".

I've seen so many egos, weirdos and insecurities in there so far that she's beginning to look quite refreshingly normal.

Crying over eating spinach .... gimme a break :wacko:

Crying over eating spinach :

I'm Poppae the Sailor man................

Crying over eating spinach .... gimme a break :wacko:

It dodn't half bug me that - just get on with it!

OK, she slept with a couple of celebrities but it takes 2 to tango. It goes on all the time in the non-celeb world and people aren't booed and called slags.

But it only takes one to sell the story to the press for personal gain!

As for her not being worthy of a place in the house, that's down to BB. They obviously approached her. I can't see her ringing them up and saying, "let me be on the show".


... but I can see Max Clifford doing it.:wink2:

Crying over eating spinach .... gimme a break :wacko:

What is it with these people that they can turn on the tears at the drop of a hat? Weve had Barrymore snivelling, Jodie grizzling and now bloody Faria sobbing over the spinach as if theyd asked her to eat a dead body !!!!

All of them are utterly, utterly up their own arssses, apart from Maggot, Preston and Chantelle.

All of them are utterly, utterly up their own arssses, apart from Maggot, Preston and Chantelle.

I have to say that I think Preston is one controlling and controlled young man and he is so far up his own ar$e that he has turned himself inside out!

All of them are utterly, utterly up their own arssses, apart from Maggot, Preston and Chantelle.

I like Maggot and I think once the group is smaller and hopefully, having lost some of the louder personalities, he will start to come out of himself a lot more. He seems a very likeable, easy going guy and if you listen carefully, (over all the screaming and shouting and crying from certain individuals) he comes out with some very funny lines at times. I think he might very well be there at the end.

I don't know why but I think she sounds like a f***ing bunny boiler!

Faria? Tedious in the extreme.

And I'm pretty sure I could park a car between her eyes.

I don't know why but I think she sounds like a f***ing bunny boiler!

She does !!! Its this "dont cross me or Ill do you..." attitude she has! Her conversation with Rodman was amusing tonight. Apparently she NEVER goes with a man who is married or with a long term partner, however if he tells her that he doesnt love his partner, she will consider it.

So thats alright then.

however if he tells her that he doesnt love his partner, she will consider it.

So thats alright then.

What about "my wife doesnt understand me"?

I don't know why but I think she sounds like a f***ing bunny boiler!

Totally agree their PJ.
All seems quiet with her, but then out of the blue, a sudden outburst comes from within. Very strange:wacko:
Can you imagine if you'd wronged her.

What about "my wife doesnt understand me"?

Ahhh that was obviously next on "Svens Buk Ufff How To Gedddd Wimmin Into Bettt Witttt Meeee...." list. :pimp:

Anyone else think Faria voted Dennis out in a fit of pique? He does play games with women and typically she has fallen for it. I hope she goes tonight, she is a nonentity as far as I am concerned!

jaysus lads - did she really deserve that booing?

jaysus lads - did she really deserve that booing?


She MOST certainly did NOT! :ranting: it was unfair and unnecessary. Why do people who boo always have such big mouths!?!

mind you I nearly dozed off in her "best bits" yawnsville!

She lost a lot of Brownie points for letting Traci dig herself in a big hole over the Dennis/racist thing. I honestly thought Dennis had started it but seeing the re-run she started it but let Dennis take the blame and sat silent while Traci got more and more flack from the Bullies.

Up til then I thought she was OK - a bit boring but not as irritating as some of them.