Woodstock
07-01-2006, 07:46 AM
LIPS AND ASSHOLES
They weren't just the two most cringemaking moments of Celebrity Big Brother 2006 thus far.......indeed, they were the two most cringemaking moments of television history full stop.
In the red corner we have some gruesome images of Pete Burns' liposuction-gone-wrong.........and in the blue corner we have a six foot seven inch tall Black & proud prat imposing himself unashamedly on a nobody from Essex, and moreover actually believed her to be from.........Brisbane........awight!
I've decided to pardon the Barrymore bloke for his embarrassingly unfunny self-intro, so it's just these two up against one another.
I welcome your votes........
They weren't just the two most cringemaking moments of Celebrity Big Brother 2006 thus far.......indeed, they were the two most cringemaking moments of television history full stop.
In the red corner we have some gruesome images of Pete Burns' liposuction-gone-wrong.........and in the blue corner we have a six foot seven inch tall Black & proud prat imposing himself unashamedly on a nobody from Essex, and moreover actually believed her to be from.........Brisbane........awight!
I've decided to pardon the Barrymore bloke for his embarrassingly unfunny self-intro, so it's just these two up against one another.
I welcome your votes........