I am sure we had this on previous shows.

But the quote of the show for me has got to be Pete talking about Jodie Marsh and he said the following:

"You can take a horse to water but you can't make it drink. You can take a whore to culture but you can't make it think"

Oh fan bloody tastic.....

I agree - totally brilliant - in fact I was just about to post something similar - but you beat me to it!

I am sure we had this on previous shows.

But the quote of the show for me has got to be Pete talking about Jodie Marsh and he said the following:

"You can take a horse to water but you can't make it drink. You can take a whore to culture but you can't make it think"

Oh fan bloody tastic.....

God I love this man !!!! He has to bloody win, he has to !!!!!! He certainly has the best quote of the series so far.

Mind you a couple of crackers from Jodie tonight -

"George thinks he's more intellegent than what I am"

and

"I'm sorry that the words I say come out of my mouth" (actually they don't - they come out of your a r s e)

Maggot, being suffocated by Jodies breasts 'I can't breathe, i can't breathe'.

Made me laugh, I like Maggot, no idea who he is but I like him.

Just before Pete Burns and George Galloway roundly flamed The Marsh alive she made this statement, which may qualify her for entrance into the Quote of the Week section :-


"Eskimos are uncivilised because they don't have any shops"

:huh: :huh: :huh:

I've just quoted this wrongly elsewhere Buzz...he's a very clever chap.

I have a feeling that this will end up being a very long thread by the end of the run......

"sooo.............................................. ......................................
................................................ watcha gettin' at?"

:cool:Rodman - still battling with his testosterone

Maggot, being suffocated by Jodies breasts 'I can't breathe, i can't breathe'.

Made me laugh, I like Maggot, no idea who he is but I like him.

That was so funny to watch, i love Maggot.

Faria.
"If i want a man, i want a man - i will not ***** around"
(Very telling?)

Faria.
"If i want a man, i want a man - i will not ***** around"
(Very telling?)

Actually I thought she said "If I'm with a man, I'm with a man - I will not ***** around"

Maybe I was wrong:unsure:

Actually I thought she said "If I'm with a man, I'm with a man - I will not ***** around"

Maybe I was wrong:unsure:

well she definitely said the "F" word and then berated Denis for saying it?! :wacko:

where did all that shouting and acting up to the cameras come from Faria, love?!

Jodie was talking about the older she gets, the younger her boyfriends become, her last one being nineteen.

Pete said in the broadest possible scouse, "chrrrrrist, by the time you 'it therrrrty you'll be datin' sperrrrrm"....

George - "I want Michael to win and make a glorious comeback." Unlucky, Georgie Boy!

Another classic line from Jodie in the diary room..

"I don't care abouw fame, celebrity an all that...I don't care...."


Oh how I larfed..

1) "can i offer you some advice?" - Mike Barrymore 9-01-06

2) "may i offer you some advice?" - Mike Barrymore 9-01-06

3) "please, please take some of my advice" - Mike Barrymore 9-01-06

4) "It's high time you listened to some advice" - Mike Barrymore 10-01-06

5) "a little advice wouldn't hurt you" - Mike Barrymore 10-01-06

6) "LISTEN TO MY ADVICE WILL YA!" -
Mike Barrymore 10-01-06

7) "just a little advice would not go amiss sweetheart" -
Mike Barrymore 10-01-06

8) "I'm advising you now, okay...." - Mike Barrymore 11-01-06

9) "It's a fools paradise sweetheart (he didn't really say that though i can imagine him doing) and you take whatever advice comes your way" - Mike Barrymore 11-01-06

10) "I'm givin' it out far free.....do you want it or dont'cha?" - Mike Barrymore 11-01-06

"Let's just kill Dennis, we could live on him for 3 weeks"

Pete (of course) on being told their food budget for next week!

"Let's just kill Dennis, we could live on him for 3 weeks"

Pete (of course) on being told their food budget for next week!

Yeah but he also added "black pudding" :shocking: He's a brave man ... er sort of man, that Pete!

"Let's just kill Dennis, we could live on him for 3 weeks"

Pete (of course) on being told their food budget for next week!

LOL, that was so funny !!!!

"You can take a horse to water but you can't make it drink. You can take a whore to culture but you can't make it think"

haaa! Did he really say that? The buttock-flashing, botoxed, testicle-twiddling train wreck of a human being actually implied he was acquainted with... culture?!

fanbloodytastic indeed.

haaa! Did he really say that? The buttock-flashing, botoxed, testicle-twiddling train wreck of a human being actually implied he was acquainted with... culture?!

fanbloodytastic indeed.

Possibly more acquainted with culture than the Marsh is. It wouldnt be difficult, after all......

Is Cultshire near Essex?

Possibly more acquainted with culture than the Marsh is. It wouldnt be difficult, after all......

I think they're both far too self-absorbed to take any more than a passing interest in anything that doesn't directly concern them. As for Pete's acquaintance with 'culture,' I think you'll find you first need to have some acquaintance with reality in general to then appreciate culture. Existing in a parallel universe where cosmetic surgery should be 'compulsory,' shortened leg tendons are a plus, and a person 'needs' to mutilate their own visage in order to feel comfortable in their own skin... that ain't reality. That's insanity.

Is Cultshire near Essex?

Are you Jade in disguise? :whistling

Are you Jade in disguise? :whistling

I bet she is..... :shocking:

"Well If You've Got Them Ideas In Your Head, There Are Nasty Little Ideas In Your Head."

...and I know where Aberdeen is :smartie:

"Well If You've Got Them Ideas In Your Head, There Are Nasty Little Ideas In Your Head."

...and I know where Aberdeen is :smartie:


but can you drive to Dublin from Essex??? :unsure:

Chantelle on Dennis - 'I mean, like, he's slept wiv two thousand women. I mean, like, that's like, well, it's like more than a hundred innit'

Preston to Chantelle last night:

"I see [you] as a temporary replacement for the people I miss on the outside," he said, adding: "You're like a disposable camera."

He sure knows how to pay a girl a compliment :D

This is a bit rude but I loved the fact that it shut Barrymore up.:sly:

Personally I think the Quote of the YEAR came during last nights programme, from the mouth and sharp tongue of Pete Burns.

Burns had left his cigarettes in the bedroom and they werent allowed out of the living room during nominations so Pete begged a fag from Preston, who willingly gave him a ciggie.


Step forward The Headmaster aka Michael Barrymore.....

Barrymore: Have you smoked all your cigarettes?

Pete: No, theyre in the bedroom so I just begged one off Preston...

Barrymore (interupting): You are always doing this, bumming ciggies off people, being nice so we will give you cigarettes. Stop smoking all your ciggies and expecting other people to sub you........

Burns (loudly) : Who the ****** do you think you are? The f****g cigarette police ?????
Do you think sucking c**ks makes you more superior?????

Barrymore mumbled a reply but boyyyyyyyyyyyyy was he cowed... !!!! :unsure:

I quite liked it when Faria said to Dennis " You really pi**ed me off today."
And Dennis replied " Well that means you must like me then."

Chantelle on George:- "He really gets on my nerves, he is always going on at the girls in the house. He is a real chauvinistic pig. Whatever that means."

:sly:

George was telling some of the group a couple of days ago that there was a "double whammy" from Chantelle and Jodie last week. He was talking to someone about Condoleeza Rice the US Secretary of State and Chantelle asked who he was talking about. Jodie replied "he is talking about curry and rice" and then Chantelle said "Oh Mona Lisa Rice". Classic.

George was telling some of the group a couple of days ago that there was a "double whammy" from Chantelle and Jodie last week. He was talking to someone about Condoleeza Rice the US Secretary of State and Chantelle asked who he was talking about. Jodie replied "he is talking about curry and rice" and then Chantelle said "Oh Mona Lisa Rice". Classic.

bless our Georgie Porgie ... he really knows how to appeal to today's yoof market doesn't he!

as someone said in a newspaper today, they'd rather vote for Jodie Marsh to be their MP than him! I kinda say I have to see where they are coming from!

Preston to the whole group on Day 2 in the house:

"I think we all get on really well".

What a difference a few days makes..............................

Chantelle to Maggot yesterday on saying he lives in South Wales, is that near Dundee?

Chantelle to Maggot yesterday on saying he lives in South Wales, is that near Dundee?

ummmm ... Preston will be after you when he comes out Maria!!!! :kid:

Preston last night 'A cheating MP, who'da thought it?' So good he had to say it twice.

Preston last night 'A cheating MP, who'da thought it?' So good he had to say it twice.

lol! i thought that too ... actually I think he alluded to it a third time but changed the sequence of words! prat! ...

"I'm not trying to curry flavour or anything......"

Maggot

Preston last night 'A cheating MP, who'da thought it?' So good he had to say it twice.

As Dol says, he felt the need to say it three times, just in case us thickies at home, didnt get the point he was desperately trying to labour.

As Dol also says, Preston is a prat, and a manipulative one at that.

Two from tonight

BB - "Pete are you being a real banker?"

and Pete about Chantelle - She's digging herself a hole - if I give her a spoon she'll be eating chop suey for breakfast in China

or something like that!

lol! i thought that too ... actually I think he alluded to it a third time but changed the sequence of words! prat! ...

He said it twice more last night. I feel the need to punch him now. Hard.


Back on topic..... :blush:

One of the quotes from Chantelle the other night was :-

"Oh god, yeah, sometimes it aint good to be a celebrity, wiv all them Pepperami's chasing ya, takin photos....."

:wacko:

"Oh god, yeah, sometimes it aint good to be a celebrity, wiv all them Pepperami's chasing ya....."


That really brings up an interesting mental image ..............

That really brings up an interesting mental image ..............

:unsure: ... yes, it does, doesnt it.... :unsure:

Wasnt it Chantelle, too, that called Condoleeza Rice, MonaLisa Rice??? :wacko: