I reckon Bullymore will ask Jim to fix his triumphant comeback to the UK entertainment arena ... but hey Jim can't work miracles!

George will ask for Saddam to be allowed to live in a luxury hotel for the rest of his life as long as he can be his chief cook and bottle washer ... Saddam will refuse this ... he's not mad after all!!

Pete will ask Jim to fix his lips and to finish off his sex change and give him a soul.

Denis will ask Jim to fix it so he can get rid of his "dirty water"!

Tracie will being asking for a personality and an opinion of her own.

Preston ... well Preston thinks he's perfect and wont want Jim to fix anything.

Maggot will want Jim to fix it for him to have a real grown up name.

and dear sweet Chantelle will wish Jim to fix it so she can have the moon, the stars and her mum.

LOL Dol! :laugh:

Maybe they will all ask him if they could spend a few weeks in a house with some famous people!

George - will probably ask for a planet big enough to house himself and his ego.

Michael - would request that he could be funny, just once in his life.

Preston - really should ask for the body of a man his age rather than that of a boy of 9.

Traci - would probably ask if she can leave the Stepford Wives Club.

Chantelle - wouldnt ask for anything.... she still hasnt got it right in her head yet as to who Jimmy Savile actually is...

Maggot - should ask for an opinion of his own, or a nice set of ultra violet veneers a la Jodie, or some dress sense.

Rodman - I just wish that Jim would fix it so that Rodman could leave the house once a day to have a sh**g, so that we dont have to listen to his grunting conversation which is as subtle as a brass band and always has the word "sex" in it somewhere - usually within the first twelve words.

Rula - will probably ask Jim to fix it for her to get into Georges pants.

Pete - Jim should fix it so that he doesnt flash his chimpy arrse and horrible legs at us again, whether Pete wants this or not.

George -should ask for a new personality ,God knows he needs one.

Rula- will ask for a huge part in a Hollywood movie.

Maggot- will ask to be kept in booze and fag-s for the rest of his life.

Channelle- will ask to be a famous model and have a waxwork dummy made of her.

Preston- will ask to wed Chantelle.

Barrymore- will ask for the British public's forgiveness.

Pete- will ask for a complete new face and a top ten hit.

Faira- will ask to sleep with Tony Blair.

Traci- will ask for a boast to her movie career

Dennis- will ask for a peni-s enlargement.

Just read in the paper that George asked to go to the Oscars, Bullymore asked to fly a jumbo jet, Chantelle wanted to become a popstar (bless) and Pete wanted to spend time with his boyfriend. However Rula asked for a shag with George - only kidding she asked for some pleasure and they all got goodie bags.

Just read in the paper that George asked to go to the Oscars,



but, but, but, George is only there to get the young person's vote, surely not to hob nob with celebrities!!!!!