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Woodstock
21-01-2006, 11:38 AM
It's a madhouse, that one, it really is. You've got Galloway strolling endlessly in circles - in the yard, in the living quarters, in the bedroom, probably in his dreams also. There's Rula chanting gibberish, Barrymore talking gibberish, though only late at night does he do that. You have a dizzy blonde who believes Dundee is in Wales, and possibly also goes in search of the Loch Ness monster in Snowdonia. Galloway - again, this time taking on the roles of house pets. I'd advise Scotland Yard to abandon the gorilla suit/jacket enquiries and instead investigate exactly what type of mushrooms chef Barrymore is serving them up in there.

Some of the voices too. Faria Alam - grating. Traci - grating with great big bells on. One moment Faria is from the Midlands, then she's a southerner, then a northener, and occasionally, yet playfully, she was an Indian-speaking woman. Traci - she's certainly a White woman trapped in a Black woman's shell. I hope she finds her way out of there soon enough - the house that is, she can remain in the shell for all i care.

All the mannerisms, the idiosyncrasies. Galloway with his cigar and err.....black leather jacket.....how dare he be so cool. Jodie, with those daft held stares, mostly at Dennis, and the slow-motion batting of her eyelids as she did so. Maggot, who can't decide if he wants to be nonchalant and just go with the flow or whether he should hammer the "Scottish bas*ard" (his words) politician's head into the ground. If it's the former of the two, then i might suggest he stays away from the booze.

And then there is Pete - walks like a nancy boy, talks like one of the dangerous characters from Goodfella's (not the pizza parlour). Has a mouth the size of Uganda and an ego the size of Belarus. He looks so much like the "winner" of this show to the point where it seems he has no chance whatsoever of winning.

Anyway, it's a poll. Multiple voting (if required). Something must have gotten your goat. Some things have mine.........

Dolores
21-01-2006, 06:42 PM
d'oh! i inadvertently ticked "Denis and is listening skills" cos I thought it said "George and his listening skills" ... mainly cos I think George has NONE except when it comes to what he as to say.

I would like to state that Denis' listening skills are awesome ... he has everyone summed up and most of all he is his own person!

bustywench
22-01-2006, 11:42 PM
Galloway. Everything about him.

Everything.

bridge
23-01-2006, 08:12 AM
Galloway. Everything about him.

Everything.



yep Galloway should be put in the Gallows. :naughty:

Woodstock
23-01-2006, 09:54 AM
I don't mind Galloway so much. He's made me want to go out and stock up on cigars and i've also enjoyed the sound of that black leather jacket of his creaking away with every movement of his upper body as he lays on his chair and adopts the smuggest posture known to mankind.

I could swear i've also noticed on rare occasions, his cigar smoke forming the words "up yours Blair!" and "screw you Bush!" and even "Congress are c***s", and i think i may also have spotted a "hi Mr Hussein, how's it going sunbeam?" but i can't be too sure of that one.

He seems to keep Pete in check every now and again and i know it's only a matter of time before the big confrontation with Dennis - it's just around the corner - i can feel it in my bones.......watch the other housemates flee for cover when it does finally happen......

Isis
23-01-2006, 12:14 PM
Galloway. Everything about him.

Everything.

You didnt put in an option for the above Woodstock - perhaps one of the mods could add it in as a choice.....or perhaps the choice of "George Galloway - Potential Sex Pest" cos thats what I think of the slime ball :shocking: :shutup:

bridge
23-01-2006, 05:04 PM
I could swear i've also noticed on rare occasions, his cigar smoke forming the words "up yours Blair!" and "screw you Bush!" and even "Congress are cu*ts", and i think i may also have spotted a "hi Mr Hussein, how's it going sunbeam?" but i can't be too sure of that one.




...........:laugh:

bustywench
25-01-2006, 06:07 PM
You didnt put in an option for the above Woodstock - perhaps one of the mods could add it in as a choice.....or perhaps the choice of "George Galloway - Potential Sex Pest" cos thats what I think of the slime ball :shocking: :shutup:

hee! Not to further traumatise you or anything, but if you were paying attention to certain, uhh,... regions, during the leotard episode, it will probably have become sadly clear that Galloway's suffering from an acute Napoleon complex in more ways than one.

(what a shocker, eh?)

(... and did anyone else think it looked a bit like he'd wrapped a pack of cigarettes in a sock and stuffed it down there in an attempt to disguise his shortcomings?)

Pandora
25-01-2006, 09:38 PM
Anyway, it's a poll. Multiple voting (if required). Something must have gotten your goat. Some things have mine.........

Absolutely everything about Jodie Marsh.
Faria playing the race card.
Pete crossing the line from being waspish to vicious.
Galloways pomposity.
Rodman's neanderthal man act.
Traci's idiocy.
Chantelle's dumb and proud of it act.
Preston's slyness and asslicking of BB.
Barrymore's bullying and self pitying.
Maggot's fence sitting.
Rula's bloody voice and superiority.

In fact none of them REALLY deserve to win anything....