Woodstock
21-01-2006, 11:38 AM
It's a madhouse, that one, it really is. You've got Galloway strolling endlessly in circles - in the yard, in the living quarters, in the bedroom, probably in his dreams also. There's Rula chanting gibberish, Barrymore talking gibberish, though only late at night does he do that. You have a dizzy blonde who believes Dundee is in Wales, and possibly also goes in search of the Loch Ness monster in Snowdonia. Galloway - again, this time taking on the roles of house pets. I'd advise Scotland Yard to abandon the gorilla suit/jacket enquiries and instead investigate exactly what type of mushrooms chef Barrymore is serving them up in there.
Some of the voices too. Faria Alam - grating. Traci - grating with great big bells on. One moment Faria is from the Midlands, then she's a southerner, then a northener, and occasionally, yet playfully, she was an Indian-speaking woman. Traci - she's certainly a White woman trapped in a Black woman's shell. I hope she finds her way out of there soon enough - the house that is, she can remain in the shell for all i care.
All the mannerisms, the idiosyncrasies. Galloway with his cigar and err.....black leather jacket.....how dare he be so cool. Jodie, with those daft held stares, mostly at Dennis, and the slow-motion batting of her eyelids as she did so. Maggot, who can't decide if he wants to be nonchalant and just go with the flow or whether he should hammer the "Scottish bas*ard" (his words) politician's head into the ground. If it's the former of the two, then i might suggest he stays away from the booze.
And then there is Pete - walks like a nancy boy, talks like one of the dangerous characters from Goodfella's (not the pizza parlour). Has a mouth the size of Uganda and an ego the size of Belarus. He looks so much like the "winner" of this show to the point where it seems he has no chance whatsoever of winning.
Anyway, it's a poll. Multiple voting (if required). Something must have gotten your goat. Some things have mine.........
Some of the voices too. Faria Alam - grating. Traci - grating with great big bells on. One moment Faria is from the Midlands, then she's a southerner, then a northener, and occasionally, yet playfully, she was an Indian-speaking woman. Traci - she's certainly a White woman trapped in a Black woman's shell. I hope she finds her way out of there soon enough - the house that is, she can remain in the shell for all i care.
All the mannerisms, the idiosyncrasies. Galloway with his cigar and err.....black leather jacket.....how dare he be so cool. Jodie, with those daft held stares, mostly at Dennis, and the slow-motion batting of her eyelids as she did so. Maggot, who can't decide if he wants to be nonchalant and just go with the flow or whether he should hammer the "Scottish bas*ard" (his words) politician's head into the ground. If it's the former of the two, then i might suggest he stays away from the booze.
And then there is Pete - walks like a nancy boy, talks like one of the dangerous characters from Goodfella's (not the pizza parlour). Has a mouth the size of Uganda and an ego the size of Belarus. He looks so much like the "winner" of this show to the point where it seems he has no chance whatsoever of winning.
Anyway, it's a poll. Multiple voting (if required). Something must have gotten your goat. Some things have mine.........