I have reservations about the house itself. I would like to see them install a few more amenities. Also i want a second floor (needn't be the same dimensions as the first floor but could just consist of a couple of rooms or even a single room), or a cellar, or both.

I want to see the addition of a "doghouse" - in which any celebrity who infringes upon the rules is forced to spend a night away from the other housemates. He/she must sleep outdoors (kind of). Of course, the doghouse would be fitted with a bed and a sink....just no company for the sinner, and they're left with the thought of all the other housemates slagging them off rotten and bitching to their hearts content...

Do you have any fresh ideas for the house or would you prefer not to have it tampered with?

I think the cellar is a great idea - people could be chained up there for misbehaviour a la Desperate Housewives.
My flatmate had his office Christmas party in the BB House and said the thing that really strikes you is how small and claustrophobic it is. I guess this is what drives them all loopy , so I say keep it small!

[QUOTE=Woodstock]Ithey're left with the thought of all the other housemates slagging them off rotten and bitching to their hearts content.../QUOTE]

Oooh yes and a small tv enclosed which showed all the housemates slagging them off!!

In the non celeb BB they had the treehouse thingy which was accessed up a ladder I think, they also had the "naughty step".

I don't think they should give them any more amenities because they might start to like it in there ;)

I'm sick to death of looking at that glass on the wooden thing (bathmat?) or the empty bedroom or the empty garden or any other room where nothing's happening.

I did see a few people in the sauna pool though but they didn't use it much and there were no shenanigins like the Kamosi/Anferny thing.

I did see a few people in the sauna pool though but they didn't use it much and there were no shenanigins like the Kamosi/Anferny thing.

and i say praise the lord for that, Crit! :laugh:

I digged the little portholes in the sauna. The treehouse sounds like a good idea - i don't watch "the normals" so i missed that.

I'm sure there was a large garden on last years show. I remember images of Bez crossing the garden in an attempt to scale a wall on the other side.

I also think it might be a grand idea to invite a small convoy of "pretend gypsies" to settle on the garden for a few days just to test the reaction of the celebs. They could quietly move in on day 4 under the cover of darkness, and when the celebs wake up to the sight of three dilapidated caravans on their lawn the reaction would probably be "hold on, what the ****** is going on here then?". In fact it's a shame they didn't do that this time around as i could just imagine Barrymore uttering those very words.

I also want one celeb to be set the task of fooling other celebs into believing that he saw a ghost on the site - i believe the cellar would be a pefect location for the sighting and it would be interesting to see who has the nerve to venture down there, particularly alone (Maggot wouldn't have), and for how long. Once the task is in motion Big Brother could then set about creating eerie sound effects and have the occasional object suddenly go flying across the cellar. Wine bottles would smash (though not of any notable vintage - that would be silly). It wouldn't require any Stan Winston special effects or for that matter Skywalker Sound. Keep it simple - simple but effective, and if carried out according to plan it might just frighten the bejesus out of one or two housemates.

I think they should also be obligated to look after a couple of pet llamas. llamas are brilliant - they're just fab! And they could make extra money (Ch4 - not the llama's. llamas don't make money) from inviting viewers to vote on who should clean up the llama sh*t each day.

I also think it would not be such a bad idea to install one of those (i can't for the life of me remember what the proper name is) panoramic screens that cover an entire wall - the ones where you can flick a button on a remote and the wall will suddenly become a rainforest or the Grand Canyon or any one of hundreds of various animated screens (if you've seen Aliens - Director's Cut, then you'll have noticed that Ripley was afforded the luxury of one of these while she was in rehab at the beginning of the movie). Perhaps this is what would await the housemates if they were to ascend the spiral staircase to the upper floor. And of course, if you're going to have a spiral staircase then it is mandatory, is it not?, to also have a fireman's pole for rapid descent to the lower floor.

You make plenty of money from all these voters Ch4 so spend spend spend and take the house and its grounds on to a whole new level of cool.