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Cat
28-01-2006, 06:07 PM
It's over.

What a show! The mixture of housemates, love em or hate em was inspired. Compelling tv - I am always hooked from day one but even Mr Cat was this time.

Let's share our favourite/worst/shocking/upsetting/curdling/depraved/fragrant bits here.

Come on.

I feel at a loss today - suffering withdrawal me thinks.

Fee For All
28-01-2006, 07:05 PM
I expected to dislike Traci and Maggot but didn't.
Thought Rula would be more of laugh and less luvvie.

Am intrigued by Barrymore's change - the slurring went and he became more lucid, almost overnight. A change in medication?

George's 'Poor me, poor me, pour me another drink' to a recovering alcoholic has to be the lowest, most despicable comment I have ever heard, made more so by the smug expression on the face of the principal representative of a party called 'Respect'.

PJ
28-01-2006, 07:09 PM
I usually don't like celeb BBs but this year's was brilliant viewing!

Buzz
28-01-2006, 07:09 PM
I think this one had to be the biggest rollercoaster of 'love em/hate em' changes. Almost daily I changed my mind about most of them, except for Jodie Marsh - I hated her from day one.

I was disappointed that a non entity won, but there you go, I am sure with time and suitable therapy (maybe the one Traci uses) I will survive.

Cat
28-01-2006, 07:13 PM
Yes Fee for All...watching Michael's change around was something else. He left the argument (which was good in its self) walked round the garden and came back a different man...no slurring.

Watching George be unveiled for the slime ball he obviously (to me now) is was the best though...this man made such brilliant TV and he made this series the best so far.

My funniest moment was the leotard dancing - all of them. The most shocking was THE argument and the saddest was watching Jodie make such an ass of her self.

Rob
28-01-2006, 08:19 PM
This was, in my opinion, the best CBB that they have had - I am not usually so keen on them - but the minute I saw George Galloway I was hooked!

Most of the contestants had a mean streak which was what kept me watching.

Pete's comments, although often uncomfortable, often had me p!ssing myself with laughter.

GG became more vile and slug like as time went on although the cat incitent will live long in the memory

Dennis was funny - when I could understand him - although the violent streak worried me.

Jodie was even worse than I expected

I was disappointed in Rula - I remember her from Rock Follies and thought she would bring more to the house but she got ensconced with George for a long time and that let let down IMO

Faria, the racism thing aside, was quite bland and boring - and I'm glad she went out early on

Maggot was invisible for a long time but looked as if he had a sense of humour - in a house with weaker personalities he would have shone.

Michael started off as a shambling wreck, became a bully, redeemed himself a little on fight night and finished up appearing as an almost human type person (I'm just going by his time in the house here!)

Preston was boring and did little - apart from shout w***er from the sidelines. He was sooooooo gutted when he was kicked out!

Traci was sweet and dumb - but WOW - the devil costume especially was amazing!

I have no problems with Chantelle winning - she handled herself well most of the time and was not overawed by the whole thing. Let's hope she stays as natural as she is!

Big Brother was brilliant throughout - I loved Preston & George's punishment - it had a streak of true evil about it. The banker task was designed to split the house and it worked!

I'm gutted that it's finished!

secrets
28-01-2006, 08:40 PM
There is a vacuum now which is good - it means i enjoyed it!
A roller coaster of emotions, some drastic changes of opinion (oh yes Woodstock England for the world cup:wink_kiss ) , but i can say with hand on heart i would have spent 20k voting Galloway out if i had to.
On reflection i think the outcome was fair - i enjoyed it.

Critique
28-01-2006, 09:14 PM
This was, in my opinion, the best CBB that they have had - I am not usually so keen on them - but the minute I saw George Galloway I was hooked!

Most of the contestants had a mean streak which was what kept me watching.

Pete's comments, although often uncomfortable, often had me p!ssing myself with laughter.

GG became more vile and slug like as time went on although the cat incitent will live long in the memory

Dennis was funny - when I could understand him - although the violent streak worried me.

Jodie was even worse than I expected

I was disappointed in Rula - I remember her from Rock Follies and thought she would bring more to the house but she got ensconced with George for a long time and that let let down IMO

Faria, the racism thing aside, was quite bland and boring - and I'm glad she went out early on

Maggot was invisible for a long time but looked as if he had a sense of humour - in a house with weaker personalities he would have shone.

Michael started off as a shambling wreck, became a bully, redeemed himself a little on fight night and finished up appearing as an almost human type person (I'm just going by his time in the house here!)

Preston was boring and did little - apart from shout w***er from the sidelines. He was sooooooo gutted when he was kicked out!

Traci was sweet and dumb - but WOW - the devil costume especially was amazing!

I have no problems with Chantelle winning - she handled herself well most of the time and was not overawed by the whole thing. Let's hope she stays as natural as she is!

Big Brother was brilliant throughout - I loved Preston & George's punishment - it had a streak of true evil about it. The banker task was designed to split the house and it worked!

I'm gutted that it's finished!

That says it all for me too - only bit I disagree with is that Preston was gutted to lose. I didn't think he was that bovvered :)

All the rest is pretty much what I would have said.

Andrea
28-01-2006, 09:21 PM
I thought this years CBB was the best yet.
They really picked the celebs well, enough controversy to keep everyone interested.

Loved watching George, first I liked him, but then began to realise that I hate him. He just turns things around to suit him, and thinks everything that comes out of his mouth is the truth.

Loved Pete Burns on there. His remarks were classic. Yes he was a bully, yes he was a b!tch, yes he'd get arguments going and then sit in smugness at the fall out, but CBB just wouldn't have been the same without him.

Hated Barrymore really, bully and wacko that he was. But he did redeem himself in the last few days actually coming out with a valid argument, and of course having a go at George just made it better.

I am pleased Chantelle won. She went in there as a nobody, wasn't really fazed by the "celebrity" status of the others. And she was the only one to stand up for herself to Dennis and Pete.
It does kind of give the celebrities a kick in the teeth in that the British public voted a non celebrity to win over all the other so called celebrities.

The others really were just there in the background for me, didn't really have any major input into the show.

I don't know what I'm going to watch now during the day while the kids are at school.
Suppose I should really start doing my assignments.

Dolores
28-01-2006, 10:11 PM
it was darn good tv overall.

Most of 'em I hadn't heard of before they went into the house with the exception of Rula, Michael, George and Jodie, (Pete I'd heard of and remember his record, but didn't really know what he was famous for these days, besides being f**king ugly inside and out). Now I feel like the memory of all of them will stay with me for a long time to come!

I wonder what Denis has done to blot his copy book so badly! I know he turned out to have a nasty undercurrent of violence in the house towards the end, but since coming out he seems to have been snubbed. Davina didn't even let him say anything (and he didn't seem to want to say anything) on the final night, he didnt' show up at the Big Brother's Big Mouth piece which I think all the others did.

Actually I see that Anferny was at the BBBM after show. Was that ghostly white vision with a naked chest sat next to him Craig?! It kind of looked like him from a distance but in the close up it didnt!

Also I wondered why Michael Barrymore made a grand entrance half way through the show? Had he been served his writ by the Lubbocks i wondered!

I still think it was a shame having a non-celeb in there to muddy the waters, nice as Chantelle was it really is scraping the bottom of the barrel to be creating celebrities in the celebrity big brother show ... we all know there are far too many of 'em in real life with out "inventing" more!

Fee For All
28-01-2006, 11:26 PM
Chantelle has apparently signed a six-figure deal with the group that owns OK magazine and Daily Star.

And Mr Clifford has a few more lined up for her.

It's a funny old world :wacko:

Edit: Not Max Clifford apparently; someone else has signed her.

secrets
28-01-2006, 11:56 PM
Chantelle has apparently signed a six-figure deal with the group that owns OK magazine and Daily Star.

And Mr Clifford has a few more lined up for her.

It's a funny old world :wacko:

Edit: Not Max Clifford apparently; someone else has signed her.

A funny old world indeed.
Would you want to be in the spotlight Fee?
I don't think i would.
*Happily eating a pork pie and dropping the crust and that horrible gelatine all over my keyboard.*
There is a price to pay for being 'a celebrity' - i don't particularly want to go there.

Fee For All
29-01-2006, 01:48 AM
I'd like to have the chance to drive away from it all in my Rools Royce though :laugh:

secrets
29-01-2006, 02:09 AM
Is that the Corniche?
Because some of us stay up all night wondering which one to NOT buy lol.
Imagine if it gets 'keyed' or robbed?
Nice problem to have - but no thanks.:smartie:

Bob
29-01-2006, 07:46 AM
Am intrigued by Barrymore's change - the slurring went and he became more lucid, almost overnight. A change in medication?



Acting maybe?

Dolores
29-01-2006, 10:17 AM
Chantelle has apparently signed a six-figure deal with the group that owns OK magazine and Daily Star.

And Mr Clifford has a few more lined up for her.

It's a funny old world :wacko:

Edit: Not Max Clifford apparently; someone else has signed her.


...and so the madness begins! someone else who does nothing to fill the columns of the bored showbiz "reporters".

how long before she gets her tits out?

Rob
29-01-2006, 10:48 AM
Actually I see that Anferny was at the BBBM after show. Was that ghostly white vision with a naked chest sat next to him Craig?! It kind of looked like him from a distance but in the close up it didnt!


That wasn't Craig - although I think I spotted him in the back row somewhere. And Dennis wasn't the only celebrity not there - there were a couple of others absent - although I can't remember who they were!

Woodstock
29-01-2006, 10:55 AM
Chantelle has apparently signed a six-figure deal with the group that owns OK magazine and Daily Star.



Fools! If they had have had more cunning then they could easily have removed a couple of noughts from that figure - she wouldn't have been any the wiser.

man in posh suit: "Here Chants, have this cheque for a millions squids up front..."

Chantelle: "wow...oh my god!...so how many zeros is that then?....oh my god!...."

man in posh suit: "how many zeros? - well, it's si......four....zeros Chantelle.....just......sign.....right there..........................that's teriffic"

Woodstock
29-01-2006, 11:09 AM
Really enjoyed the show and long may it continue.

The main players were Pete, George, Michael, Maggot, Chantelle, Preston, and Dennis, along with Faria and Rula as the two extras.

Jodie was the bully fodder, and she was outstanding in that role - played to absolute perfection.

Next years celebs are:

Alice Cooper
Roseanne Barr
Paul Hogan
Chris Waddle
Chris Rea
Phillipa Forrester
John Virgo
Edwina Currie
Rachel de Thame
Kim Wilde

Seabreeze
29-01-2006, 12:57 PM
I didn`t follow it that closely but was glad when Jodie went. I never liked her to start with - the show said celebs and to me she just isn`t one, just a wannbe. Was sorry Rula didn`t stay longer as I thought she had a lot more potential. Am getting fed up with the tv showing over and over again George`s cat antics but thought he made a good contestant. Never heard of Preston or Maggot before but Maggot actually came across ok really. There was so many up and down moments with Michael that I lost track of if I like him or not. Chantelle annoyed be because she wasn`t a celeb, then won and will now be another Jodie/Jordon. The others were all just back ground people to me really. Roll on BB7 in a few months time.

Pandora
29-01-2006, 09:51 PM
I think this one had to be the biggest rollercoaster of 'love em/hate em' changes. Almost daily I changed my mind about most of them, except for Jodie Marsh - I hated her from day one.

I was disappointed that a non entity won, but there you go, I am sure with time and suitable therapy (maybe the one Traci uses) I will survive.

Like you Buzz, I hated Jodie from Day One and never changed my opinion. Vulgar, common, vile to look at, a total victim devoid of any self awareness.

George, started off well, was respected and looked upon as the leader, then it all went pear shaped. Brilliant viewing though and would make a fabulous Panto villain.

Pete, brilliantly cutting and funny one minute, horrifically vicious the next. However he MADE Celeb Big Brother for me.

Maggot, did nothing, said barely anything (except in temper when the people he was stomping about were miles away and in such a manner that it was about as scary as one of my socks).

Traci - was she on Michael's valium? On another planet. Fabulous figure but so incredibly superficial, boring, stepford wifey she made me want to scream.

Dennis - Arrse hole. And a mumbling one at that.

Barrymore - the opposite of George, in that he started very badly and finished well. Not sure why he suddenly appeared to become more lucid and less sleepy - change in medication perhaps, or the fact that he has done some thesp work in the past.... :sly:

Chantelle - chirpy, pleasant, thick as pig ****e but probably came out of it all with the most dignity.

Preston - arrogant, loathesome, sly, insensitive, devious, flirtatious, pathetic. All traits he showed to some extent in the house and showed in shedloads on the night of the Final when he sulked his way up the stairs and into his eviction interview. Managed to diss his girlfriend all the way through the show and also twice more when on the stage. Personally if Id have been Camille, Id have climbed on the stage and kicked him unconscious.

Rula - boring, boring, boring. The other half of the cringemaking cat saga. Her luvvieness during the role playing was horrendous.

Faria - Stupid, opinionated, untalented, screechy voiced, race card playing, ugly moron.

Woodstock
30-01-2006, 07:51 PM
Pete, brilliantly cutting and funny one minute, horrifically vicious the next. However he MADE Celeb Big Brother for me.

Maggot, did nothing, said barely anything (except in temper when the people he was stomping about were miles away and in such a manner that it was about as scary as one of my socks).

Dennis - Arrse hole. And a mumbling one at that.

Barrymore - the opposite of George, in that he started very badly and finished well. Not sure why he suddenly appeared to become more lucid and less sleepy - change in medication perhaps, or the fact that he has done some thesp work in the past.... :sly:

Preston - arrogant, loathesome, sly, insensitive, devious, flirtatious, pathetic. All traits he showed to some extent in the house and showed in shedloads on the night of the Final when he sulked his way up the stairs and into his eviction interview. Managed to diss his girlfriend all the way through the show and also twice more when on the stage. Personally if Id have been Camille, Id have climbed on the stage and kicked him unconscious.

Rula - boring, boring, boring.

Faria - Stupid, opinionated, untalented, screechy voiced, race card playing, ugly moron.

I agree with what you've said about Pete, Maggot, Dennis, Preston, Faria, and Drew....(no not ANDREW......and DREW.....:unsure: ) but marked Rula Hoops down for four borings (boring, boring, boring, boring) and you have only awarded three.

As for that weasel Preston, I have to offer him caution and say "NOOOO.....DON'T DO IT!........" - once you've grown weary of all that silly giggling, then what are you left with? - Camille looks like a really sweet (and rather sexy) woman.....you'd be a fool to!

Fee For All
31-01-2006, 07:49 PM
I'm bored :cry:

Cat
31-01-2006, 09:07 PM
I'm bored :cry:

Me too Fancyfullfeefee, but I am trying to fill the gap

Mondays - America's Next Top Model
Tuesdays - Celebrity Fit Club & Holiday Showdown
Wednesday - Brat Camp
Thursay - Project Catwalk
Friday - Get ****ed
Saturday - Get ****ed
Sunday - Shipwrecked & American pop idol.

You can bump this up if you watch all of the repeats too.

Patsy
31-01-2006, 09:20 PM
Tuesday - Supersize Surgery. Gorily compelling.

Monday - ER

Wednesday - Filthy Dirty Sluts (Desperate Housewives)

Most nights - Will & Grace

Fee For All
31-01-2006, 10:17 PM
:) The World's Biggest Penis is on Ch4 tomorrow at 11pm

(no, not GG)

Pandora
01-02-2006, 08:07 AM
:) The World's Biggest Penis is on Ch4 tomorrow at 11pm



:ohmy: Is it???? *Puts reminder into mobile phone* :whistling

Bonsai
01-02-2006, 09:53 AM
I watched 'The perfect Penis' the other night. Quite interesting it was too :laugh:

As for The World's Biggest Penis - is this a documentry on George Galloway ?

Fee For All
01-02-2006, 10:03 AM
Oooh Bonnie - it was good wasn't it? Did you see the guy with the unfeasibly large 'equipment'? :laugh:

Bonsai
01-02-2006, 10:08 AM
Oooh Bonnie - it was good wasn't it? Did you see the guy with the unfeasibly large 'equipment'? :laugh:

:sick: Yes i did. I thought it would just be really long - maybe to his knee caps or something. But no - he pulled out of his baggy jeans what could only be described as a giant melon with a head :laugh:

He will never be able to have sex again, nor oral sex performed on him - but he didnt mind. He said his enormously gross willy gave him more satisfaction than the act of sex.

He belongs in a loony bin.

It was quite nice seeing a parade of willy's though on my TV screen whilst hubby was snoring gently beside me :nerd:

Andrea
01-02-2006, 01:43 PM
Oooh Bonnie - it was good wasn't it? Did you see the guy with the unfeasibly large 'equipment'? :laugh:

Didn't see this but my friend was describing it to me yesterday. Not an image I had wanted in my head really.

Bonsai
02-02-2006, 03:56 PM
Incidentally - did anyone catch the Worlds Largest Penis last night .... and saw the knob (sorry for my wording) wearing his skin tight silver trousers whilst everyone laughed at him !!!

Fee For All
02-02-2006, 06:01 PM
I watched it! And the fatty who jerked off for guys on the internet :sick:

Did you notice the journalist guy complaining that all the availability of pictures would make 'normal' men feel inadequate?

Well, join the club - us 'normal' women have had to suffer the 'perfect body' in the media for years!!