There's this old lady, she was driving on a country
side, where there's no light in the light poles, and
no stars and moon. Suddenly, a Dog ran down the road
towards the old lady, the old lady stopped the car
immediatly... how did the old lady see the dog, while
there's no light poles, and no stars, and moon, and
the light from her car? :ninja:

A butcher is 5ft 3. What does he weigh?

A man rides into a town on Sunday, three days later,
he leaves on Sunday, how can this be?

You are on a journey. All of a sudden you have to stop
because there is a fork in the road. One way leads to
Truth Town (your destination) where everyone speaks
the truth, the other way leads to Lier's Vill, where
everyone lies. In the middle of the two roads sits a
man that is either from Truth Town or Lier's Vill. you
may ask him one question to find out which way is
Truth Town. What would you ask?

A butcher is 5ft 3. What does he weigh?

Meat........?

There's this old lady, she was driving on a country
side, where there's no light in the light poles, and
no stars and moon. Suddenly, a Dog ran down the road
towards the old lady, the old lady stopped the car
immediatly... how did the old lady see the dog, while
there's no light poles, and no stars, and moon, and
the light from her car? :ninja:

It's daytime

A man rides into a town on Sunday, three days later,
he leaves on Sunday, how can this be?

Sunday is the name of his horse

You are on a journey. All of a sudden you have to stop
because there is a fork in the road. One way leads to
Truth Town (your destination) where everyone speaks
the truth, the other way leads to Lier's Vill, where
everyone lies. In the middle of the two roads sits a
man that is either from Truth Town or Lier's Vill. you
may ask him one question to find out which way is
Truth Town. What would you ask?

You would ask "if you were from Liarville, which way would you go?" Then go the opposite way. Because if he was from Liarville, he would send you the wrong way, i.e. Liarville and if he was from Truth Town, he would send you to Liarville. I think.
:blink:

A man rides into a town on Sunday, three days later,
he leaves on Sunday, how can this be?

His horse is called Sunday.

There's this old lady, she was driving on a country
side, where there's no light in the light poles, and
no stars and moon. Suddenly, a Dog ran down the road
towards the old lady, the old lady stopped the car
immediatly... how did the old lady see the dog, while
there's no light poles, and no stars, and moon, and
the light from her car? :ninja:

WD Critster. Beat me to it!

OK, well all the answers were correct! :thumbsup:

Patsy: 2
Critique: 2

Patsy: 3
Critique: 2

Not that I'm over-competitive or anything. The only one I didn't get was the old lady one.

Yes but Crit got it first!

I stand by what I said:

Patsy: 2
Critique: 2


It's a competition! :laugh:

Yes, but we were responding at the same time (it took me longer because I had to take a call at work) and I didn't see her answers.

So............

Patsy 3
Crit 2

Infinity, no return. I win. The end. :ninja:

Excuses, excuses... however you can't beat "infinity, no return"

Sorry Crit, you loose! Better luck next time

Exactly how many slices of 1.5 cm each can you cut from a whole bread which is 22.5 cm long?

Exactly how many slices of 1.5 cm each can you cut from a whole bread which is 22.5 cm long?

Only a couple, I'm not that hungry.

what are the only 3 words in the english dictionary that begin with dw?

There's four, you dweeb.

dwarf, dwindle and dwell.:nerd:

well done, tho I dont have dweeb in mine. Oh wait a minute, there it is - listed in the "S" section as another word for smartass!:yahoo:

You called?

What about dwelling, as a noun?

Exactly how many slices of 1.5 cm each can you cut from a whole bread which is 22.5 cm long?


15:assshake:

What do the words drag, gas, can, tree, vat, fart, ear, was, and draw have in common??

Just one - after that the loaf is no longer whole :smartie:

Dunno:unsure:

What do the words drag, gas, can, tree, vat, fart, ear, was, and draw have in common??

Absolutely nothing at all?

They are all contained within your question MsG! :w00t:

or

Are they the only words that Owen Wilson can actually spell correctly?

Fee, I didn't know you were making a po'boy!! Scrummy!

Coaster, they are in my sentence, but they have something in common!! Not sure about Owen...:ninja:

give up??:devil:

What do the words drag, gas, can, tree, vat, fart, ear, was, and draw have in common?? (my original ??)

They are all typed on your left side of the keyboard YA BIG BABIES!!:applause:

What do the words drag, gas, can, tree, vat, fart, ear, was, and draw have in common?? (my original ??)

They are all typed on your left side of the keyboard YA BIG BABIES!!:applause:


YOU CAN GO OFF PEOPLE YOU KNOW:mad2:

Is that your way of telling me you don't love and worship me anymore??:huh:

Is that your way of telling me you don't love and worship me anymore??:huh:

Only since you forgot about Mik's clique...shameful...totally shameful! :angry:

I groveled to him...I awaiting his reply, but I did GROVEL!!:cry: