OK - you all need to guess what i am. The winner does the next one.


I have long gray or brown hair.

I eat mainly leaves, although some of my buddies will eat fruit and small prey.

I dont drink

I have sharp claws to defend myself

I camouflage myself for protection

I eat / sleep / mate differently to most animals

I live for about 30-40 years

Tonee? :unsure:

something Australian...a koala bear?

Nope to you both.

Bum. A camel?

:shock: :shock:

:shock: :shock:

What - have you just sat on a cactus :ohmy:

Ill give you a clue (or it will get boring).

I sleep a lot.

Sloath.

My turn?

What's a sloath? :mellow:

It's a deadly sin!

http://tolweb.org/tree/ToLimages/whitesloth.jpg

I am indeed Patsy ... and aren't i gorgeous :cool:

but that's a sloth. :ninja:

What's a sloath? :mellow:

I think she meant Sloth :ninja:

Ahh, you have to make allowances for the poor dear.

Ahh, you have to make allowances for the poor dear.

You are wicked :laugh: Anyway - Patsy guessed so it is her turn.

She might be a while spellchecking it :pimp:

No I'm not. :book:

Anyhow. Give me a mo.

MO






.......

You're not funny.

Right, here goes.

Lives in Africa
Lives underground
Mammal
Nocturnal
12 inch tongue

No, it's not Dave.

Bats :huh:

Edited to say - as if it would be a bat you silly moo. 12 inch tongue !!!!!!

Yes, you are, but do you have an answer? :laugh:

Oh, how funny I am.

No, it's not bats.

Are you a bush baby ??

I think you're an aardvark

Didn't get very far in the dictionary did you love?

Where did she go ???? Surely she cant be working ?

sulking? :pimp:

Yes I was (working). Yes it is (aardvark) and no, I didn't (get very far), you googling geek. :glare:

Go on, then, Mrs Ploppyhead.

Edit: I don't sulk, I fester.

:smug:

Here you go then:


I am from Mallorca
I am a critically endangered species
I am very small
I am a male doing a female's job.

Are you an unusual goat?

No, no I am not.

Are you a mammal?

No, I am amphibious

Are you a penguin ? Dont they look after the eggs whilst 'mum' goes off and does the hard work ?

Are you a seahorse?

are you a MIR CAT?
(I know I know..from mallorca....but can't think of anything else!)

Nay, nay and thrice nay.

Nay!
Are you a horse! Grin.
Any more clues?

I'm one of Jersey Zoo's success stories

hmmm that don't help me!
do you migrate?

Jersey Zoo has a lot of frogs ... and they are amphibian - but i havent a clue what kind of frogs they look after - if indeed it is a frog :unsure:

oh lordy!

I'm a kind of toad and a kind of nurse.

You're a midwife toad :w00t:

YEEEEHAWWWW !!!!!!!!

Well done Bonnie

http://www.open.ac.uk/science/biosci/images/research/ecoimages/midwife.jpg

are you a lizard?
an iguana?
a salamander? (that sounds spanish)

do try and keep up dear :laugh:

Ok - change of tack.

Im a sitcom

I was popular in the 70's

There are 4 people in our family

We are middle class

We like Mini's

Butterflies. :thumbsup:

Someone else have a go. I prefer guessing, especially when I'm right. :)

OK, here you go guys.

I'm a TV program.
I was first shown in 1978.
It is still shown today.
There has been one spin off show from it.
The show had a hit record in 1986
The longest serving character on the show was played by Stuart Organ.

???

"Grange Hill"??????????

"Grange Hill"??????????

How the Benny Hill do you know about Grange Hill?

Probably googled Stuart Organ.

Dr Who?


.

That's the worst case of cheating I ever hoyd.

Damn, I meant to do that and forgot.

"Grange Hill"??????????

Correct.

And when I googled Stuart Organ, he was a way down the list so I thought people might miss it.

I think she should be disqualified for such obvious transatlantic googling and also for not being clever enough to not be so obvious. If that makes sense. And for having a greenfly in her signature.

Correct.

And when I googled Stuart Organ, he was a way down the list so I thought people might miss it.

Over on the right on first page of google is a reference to Grange Hill. I googled after her answer as I too was amazed she would know about Grange Hill.

Its only a game Patsy

Do you think I'm a bit too competitive?

Not good for anglo american relations now is it.

My money's on Buzz Googling too!! :whistling

My money's on Buzz Googling too!! :whistling
Whhaaaattttt:eek:

I resemble that remark Rob.......


I should have asked Jeeves, bloody google gave me Dr Who:mad2:

My money's on Buzz Googling too!! :whistling

:laugh: Larf! :laugh:

I think she should be disqualified for such obvious transatlantic googling and also for not being clever enough to not be so obvious. If that makes sense. And for having a greenfly in her signature.


Ooooooo, just seen this missy. Got a green fly up your hiny?? I DO get BBC America over here in the Colonies and have seen certain shows, you know. Plus, you have no proof what so ever that I googled!! Just your sadistic, little 'lost- that- one' self!! That is all. FEE, Monkeys-DEFCON 5 NOW!!!! Patsy's house, btw!

So whose turn is it to do a 'who am i' ????

Yours by default Bonnie :cool:

Okey dokey.

Right, this is a person.

I was born in Hampshire.
I died aged 42
I am female
I am one of 7 children
I was born in the 1700s

Do you have any royal connections?

Do you have blue hair?

Are you Jane Austen?

Are you a green panda with a penchant for origami?



Bonsai!!!!

Are you Jane Austen?

Dont shout Patsy .... i've got a headache :ninja:

Sorry i abandoned you - but Fee, you are 100% correct you lucky guesser you.

Damn - I was wrong - my money was on the green panda!