So the Government has got this new plan to rate people that want to immigrate to the UK, and give them points for things like having a useful trade:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/07032006/325/points-system-immigration-unveiled.html

So my question is, if YOU were Prime Minister what would YOU award bonus points for?

Personally if I were Tony Blair I'd award extra points to fit young women with loose morals. I'd also award points to anyone who knows all the verses to God Save The Queen, especially the one about Marshal Wade. But maybe someone can think of something more mature? Or more funny?

So the Government has got this new plan to rate people that want to immigrate to the UK, and give them points for things like having a useful trade:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/07032006/325/points-system-immigration-unveiled.html

So my question is, if YOU were Prime Minister what would YOU award bonus points for?

Personally if I were Tony Blair I'd award extra points to fit young women with loose morals. I'd also award points to anyone who knows all the verses to God Save The Queen, especially the one about Marshal Wade. But maybe someone can think of something more mature? Or more funny?
:offtopic: Your'e not allowed to be funny in here!

I agree...(and I KNOW i'm in the wrong thread for agreeing....)
I think i should be in the orient express one!

Political expertise and statesmanship might be useful. As long as they were young sniffable males with large pecs and tight bums.

Fee for Queen!!

Fee for Queen!!
I second that :applause:

Fee for Queen!!
Are you sure she's qualified? Has Fee got thick kids and a racist husband? Any German ancestry? Nasty coats? Dog fetish?

Actually that gives me some more ideas for the immigration points system:

- negative points for pet owners

- negative points for family members dressing up as Nazis

- German ancestry - null points.

Are you sure she's qualified? Has Fee got thick kids and a racist husband? Any German ancestry? Nasty coats? Dog fetish?

I would hazard a guess at none of the above. I take your point, though. Maybe Queen was a little ambitious.

Fee for Empress!! (Do they get voted in, or is it a birthright thing?)

Queens...Emperessssess....Pah.
Why can't ya just be democratically voted as president or something.
(and not in a vote rigging kind of way!)