Hi Maureen Northern Angel

Your Wally Whanger Willy WooWoo posts have me wondering if you have a pet name for your vagina and if so would you share it.

I thought your woman's part was worthy of a thread of its own. I did consider PMing you instead but it would have looked pervy.

Is anyone allowed to answer or is it just Maureen's vagina you're interested in?

I'm interested in everyone's Max.

Huh???? What's this all about?

Ok then. When I was young I used to call it a peggy. Don't know why. But if ever I hear that name I always have a little giggle. Eastenders is a complete hoot for me.

Ahhh, I think I get what we're on about now!

Oy Jake stop spamming the thread with your stream of consciousness.

It wasn't spam, I asked what this thread was about and I got my answer... and now, you're creating more!

I've never had a name for it, I probably referring to it as "down there" or else i use the coarser anglo saxon term! :blush:


and what do you boys call your willys? I think dick and prick are far to macho and yet willy is far too "little boy", I have always rather liked "love length" ever since I heard Peter Kay call it that in Phoenix Nights! :w00t:

Hi Maureen Northern Angel

Your Wally Whanger Willy WooWoo posts have me wondering if you have a pet name for your vagina and if so would you share it.

I thought your woman's part was worthy of a thread of its own. I did consider PMing you instead but it would have looked pervy.

I notice the time of this post is 8.10am ... how long did you lie awake wondering what Mo calls her vagina, SF?!

and heavens to Betsy, that anyone would think you a pervert for pm'ing Mo about her vagina!!! :naughty: :pimp:

It wasn't spam, I asked what this thread was about and I got my answer... and now, you're creating more!

JakeyBoy is not the centre of the universe.

We have absolutely no interest in knowing when jakeyBoy doesn't understand a thread, understands a thread, or is at some indeterminate stage between the two.

It's spam jakeyBoy. It's of no interest. It's unnecessary. It's annoying. Could you stop and ask yourself, at that critical point between the thought enteringyour head and your fingers reaching for the keyboard, 'do people really want to know this?'

I notice the time of this post is 8.10am ... how long did you lie awake wondering what Mo calls her vagina, SF?!

Since around 4.30 this morning.

Since around 4.30 this morning.

Gosh, you've been up a long time.

I've never had a name for it, I probably referring to it as "down [I]there"

That's a bit vague though Dol. I mean - if you said to a bloke "go on touch me down there" he might mistakenly end up fondling your knees.

That's a bit vague though Dol. I mean - if you said to a bloke "go on touch me down there" he might mistakenly end up fondling your knees.

I enjoy having my knees fondled ... they are very sexy and sensitive.

btw - I don't think I've given instructions to a bloke about where to touch me ... maybe I should that way my sensitive knees would get a break.

I don't have a specific name for it. But my friend who has three little girls calls it 'minny'. No idea why.

Having boys I don't have that worry at the moment, but ever so slightly off topic they call thier boys bits 'billy'.

I don't have a specific name for it. But my friend who has three little girls calls it 'minny'. No idea why.

Might that be Luton rhyming slang? minny = mini minor = vagina?

When I was young I used to call it a peggy. .

We had little purses on strings that we called peggy purses!

I used to call it a fairy or fanny.

Which still makes me smile everytime I call Fanny the dog. [oh so juvenile!] And no worse or better than that old lady in Eastenders who called her dog willie!:kid:

I used to call it a fairy

Was that because you couldn't pronounce your aitches? Or maybe because it could be found in the middle of a ring of mushrooms?

Yours inquisitively
SF

I aways called mine my bits it was only when I found the drill that went with the bits life became more interesting.

We had little purses on strings that we called peggy purses!

I used to call it a fairy or fanny.

Which still makes me smile everytime I call Fanny the dog. [oh so juvenile!] And no worse or better than that old lady in Eastenders who called her dog willie!:kid:

Sorry, just to clarify. You call your purse a fanny or you call your fanny a fanny?

I can't remember what I called mine as a child, but I used to have a friend who called her a mimsy, so that's stuck.

Driving round the M25 past South Mimms, I always have a chuckle.

in our house it is a penny or front bum.

In work, all the ladies generally refer to theirs as a whatnot.

My niece calls hers her "hen". Don't ask me why, even her parents don't know.

Mine was a Fairy when I was a child, but after 3 children it's far to worn, torn and cavernous to have such a delicate name. Godzilla would be more suited.

I used to call mine a tuppence. My nieces called theirs a tuppence too and there used to be sniggers a plenty when a new neighbour moved in with a cat of the same name...... :w00t:

my friend's got a rabbit called Tuppence ... I don't think I will let it sit on my lap and stroke it anymore! :naughty:

in our house it is a penny

Is that a Merseyside thing, Jaycee? My grandmother would use ha'penny. When I was off to Uni, she told me to keep my hand on mine and stay nice. Bit late mind.

my gran used to say keep your hand on your ha'penny too ... and she never went North of south London!

although she was incredibly tight (and I'm not referring to her front bottom here) so she could have just meant "dont spend any money" ...

my gran used to say keep your hand on your ha'penny too ... and she never went North of south London!

although she was incredibly tight (and I'm not referring to her front bottom here) so she could have just meant "dont spend any money" ...

Am oddly curious about where she kept her money! :huh:

My neighbour's 14 year old has just come round to lay claim to my old mobile - she says she calls hers RAW (Ready And Waiting) and can I please not tell her mum. :unsure:

My neighbour's 14 year old has just come round to lay claim to my old mobile - she says she calls hers RAW (Ready And Waiting) and can I please not tell her mum. :unsure:

Oh dear god. :shock: I don't think I'll ask my 14 year old what she calls hers.

I say 'girlfriend' or 'nether region', as in 'I'm/she's having girlfriend problems or her drawers were up her girlfriend/nether region or her girlfriend/nether region must be tastin' cotton.' My boys have called the boy parts 'bits and pieces' b/c many moons ago Mike Myers (Austin Powers) was on Saturday Night Live, an ensemble cast comedy show here on Saturday Nights, and he had a recurring character that was a little boy named Simon that was always in the care of a hotel nanny while his father was on business and (Simon was an English little boy, btw) and seemed to always be giving his assessments on life from a bubble bath and he would be being sure to wash his 'bits and pieces' and he'd call everyone 'cheeky bum lookers'. It really was funny and I miss Mike Myers on that show, he had sooooo many characters and they were all pretty hilarious!!

Godzilla would be more suited.

My eldest used to call mine a Dennis when he was a toddler, he was a big Beano comic fan!!!

Nowadays I call it fluff i.e. 'ooo itchy fluff'.

well a name for it in our family is' Flops ', don't ask me why.:unsure:

you have to laugh at this thread don't you.:laugh:

Maureen has'nt answered yet hee, i think she is probably staying away on purpose.

JakeyBoy is not the centre of the universe.

We have absolutely no interest in knowing when jakeyBoy doesn't understand a thread, understands a thread, or is at some indeterminate stage between the two.

It's spam jakeyBoy. It's of no interest. It's unnecessary. It's annoying. Could you stop and ask yourself, at that critical point between the thought enteringyour head and your fingers reaching for the keyboard, 'do people really want to know this?'

Awww don't be so mean!:glare:

well a name for it in our family is' Flops ', don't ask me why.:unsure:

you have to laugh at this thread don't you.:laugh:

Maureen has'nt answered yet hee, i think she is probably staying away on purpose.


Hello Bridge,

Just checked in.

For the benefit of anyone wandering I call mine, fairy, bits, or nether region. It is very much dependent on to whom I am conversing with.

I have never known why I've called it that, but I have called it this since childhood.

How is the spam and chips then?

Maureen
Northern angel.

I've never had a name for it, I probably referring to it as "down there" or else i use the coarser anglo saxon term! :blush:


and what do you boys call your willys? I think dick and prick are far to macho and yet willy is far too "little boy", I have always rather liked "love length" ever since I heard Peter Kay call it that in Phoenix Nights! :w00t:

Hello Dolores,

I like the idea of men who call there private member a something Willy it has a certain appeal, which isn't macho or offensive.

I also have this vivid recollection of reading the silly wicked willy clips and having a good laugh, when they first came out. That appeals to the inner juvenile delinquent in me as does the occassional read of Viz.

Maureen
Northern angel.

That's a bit vague though Dol. I mean - if you said to a bloke "go on touch me down there" he might mistakenly end up fondling your knees.

Hello survivorfan,

Hee hee, I like it. Now I know why my toes are so very popular. By the way this thread is funnier than my naughyish thread. The Spam is coming along fine aswell.

Maureen
Northern angel.

in our house it is a penny or front bum.

In work, all the ladies generally refer to theirs as a whatnot.

Hello Jaycee,

I always thought a whatnot was a piece of furniture, that stood in the hall or corner of a room for standing plants on.

Maureen
Northern angel.

well a name for it in our family is' Floops ', don't ask me why.:unsure:

:shock: :w00t:

Did you just call me a ****, Trisha?

Of course not. Now where's my wris****ch?

Did you leave it on the seafront at S****horpe?

Ah, possibly near the Weigh****chers centre.

Floople, I do believe we are having a Vagina Dialogue! :w00t:

Floople, I do believe we are having a Vagina Dialogue! :w00t:

Hello Patsy,

Sharon Ozbourne is in the Vagina Monologues at present.

Maureen
Northern angel.

Hello Patsy,

Sharon Ozbourne is in the Vagina Monologues at present.

Maureen
Northern angel.

Excellent casting in my view.

Hello Dolores,

I like the idea of men who call there private member a something Willy.

Hi Mo mo

Something as in Wild Willy or Wondrous Willy, that sort of thing?

I'm afraid mine is like Clint Eastwood, a Knob With No Name.

FInding a suitable name sounds difficult. Is it a bit like naming a child - you name it after a dead relative, or is it more a case of finding a name that suits its appearance. In which case how can you be sure you've chosen right - can you tell right away or is it a case of suck it and see?

Yours with an anonymous dangler
SF

We have use the word flower and I remember when my older daughter was younger that she called her daddy's bits his bombs!

Can anyone remember that book which was all the rage to read as a kid as it was a tad on the naughty side.

The guy in that called his willy 'Ralph'.

I think thats a good name,

Hi Mo mo

Something as in Wild Willy or Wondrous Willy, that sort of thing?

I'm afraid mine is like Clint Eastwood, a Knob With No Name.

FInding a suitable name sounds difficult. Is it a bit like naming a child - you name it after a dead relative, or is it more a case of finding a name that suits its appearance. In which case how can you be sure you've chosen right - can you tell right away or is it a case of suck it and see?

Yours with an anonymous dangler
SF

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I have to spread myself around Dave. Sorry.

I asked my sis in law what her 3 daughters call it - and she replied a 'hoojimachuff' - 'hooji' for short!!:unsure:

My best friend has 3 daughters (11-16 yrs. old) and their general concensus is that they mostly call it a 'cootchie'. Flip, a 'hooji/hootchie' around these parts is a woman of loose morals...:naughty: :pimp: LARF!!