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PJ
12-03-2006, 08:00 PM
Have you ever played a prank on anyone? Did it go to plan? Share your stories here in this humble thread.

My cousin and I used to constantly try and play pranks on people when we were little. the worst one was when we used to peek out the bedroom window at night and watch for passers by in the street. Then we'd shine a torch on them and watch them going nuts trying to find out where the light was coming from then running away. All seems very sick now when I think back on it but we found it hilarious at the time.
Of course it all ended in tears when a passer by spotted us and came to the door and told my mum.
:ninja:


Go on - own up.......

Coastie
12-03-2006, 08:05 PM
I would never do such things Peej :angel:...but I know a few good ones if you want a couple of ideas! :naughty:

Mars Bars play a big part ina couple of them...

PJ
12-03-2006, 08:15 PM
PM them to me.

survivorfan
12-03-2006, 08:23 PM
I would never do such things Peej :angel:...but I know a few good ones if you want a couple of ideas! :naughty:

Mars Bars play a big part ina couple of them...

What - a la Marianne Faithfull?

Dolores
12-03-2006, 08:34 PM
What - a la Marianne Faithfull?

lol! i was gonna say that, but I thought it would show my age!


as for pranks ... I'm not a fan of pranks tbh ... giving or receiving. I hated all the "hiding the lunchboxes" etc at school breaktimes, or "hiding beers" when you left the table at the pub etc ... maybe my dislike of them stems from them being so unimaginitative (well the ones i've had played on me have been).

Coastie
12-03-2006, 08:47 PM
Peej...done!

Who has ever done the old clingfilm over the toilet bowl then? :devil:

Or placed a kipper on someones exhuat pipe...:devil:

No neither have I :angel:

Bella
12-03-2006, 09:03 PM
Or placed a kipper on someones exhuat pipe...:devil:



My cousin went to Austraila for a year and his mates were pranksters, they sent him a kipper in the post from Scotland............I think the post office in Austrailia is still trying to get rid of the smell 15 years on!

Mars
12-03-2006, 09:22 PM
Mars Bars play a big part ina couple of them...

What is this 'prank' I have been part of? :mellow:

(Did i find it funny?)

Dolores
12-03-2006, 09:24 PM
What is this 'prank' I have been part of? :mellow:

(Did i find it funny?)

you said it smelt funny ... like 15 year old kipper sent from Scotland to Australlia!

Coastie
12-03-2006, 09:26 PM
What is this 'prank' I have been part of? :mellow:

(Did i find it funny?)

Mars...you are a student...I thought you would know about how to use a Mars as a substitute for a turd! Oh the fun that can be had! :yahoo: :pooh:

Coastie
12-03-2006, 09:27 PM
My cousin went to Austraila for a year and his mates were pranksters, they sent him a kipper in the post from Scotland............I think the post office in Austrailia is still trying to get rid of the smell 15 years on!

One of the guys I work with had a really horrid boss...anyway he found a way to get to the back of the guys radiator and hid a kipper there...he was never caught and it took the boss ages to find the source! :applause:

Mars
12-03-2006, 09:29 PM
you said it smelt funny ... like 15 year old kipper sent from Scotland to Australlia!

Hmmm, was it a fifteen year old kipper left out in the Australian sun?

I love that smell:)

Mars
12-03-2006, 09:31 PM
Mars...you are a student...I thought you would know about how to use a Mars as a substitute for a turd! Oh the fun that can be had! :yahoo: :pooh:

I'vee never heard that joke in my life!!

Waste of a good Mars Bar if you ask me. Can i not just use those plastic ones?

Coastie
12-03-2006, 09:42 PM
Not if you want to dip a fingure in a tell someone that it's definately poo! :wacko:

Sewing together the ends of a jacket is an old joke to...or covering the opening with a bit of paper and filling the end of the sleve with hole punch cuttings...it's snowing in the office! :kid:

We have been known to hide under the desk when the line manager has wandered off somewhere...he comes back and finds the places looking empty with headsets swinging...oh the language he can use...and then we all pop up laughing! He loves us!

The other one is to get someone to hide behind the wall chart and then when the manager moves the chart shout boo! Although we nearly killed off one manager doing that...well he went off on grounds of stress for a while afterwards...:blush: Well we thought he could take a joke !

Andrea
12-03-2006, 10:07 PM
I remember as a youngster, me and my mates were down this road with our bikes and thought it would be hilarious if we assumed the position on the corner of pretending to have been knocked off our bikes and wait for an unsuspecting car to come.

So there we, laid on the ground, looking as though we had just been knocked off. Along comes a car, stops, looks very worried and asks us if we are all alright and did we see the car that did this.

When I looked at the drivers face, I died. It was only a mate of my Dads:shocking:

Northern angel
12-03-2006, 11:46 PM
My mother sewed the fly in all my dad's new y fronts, once and tried telling him they'd been re-designed and also stitching the trouser seams of his pyjamas also, very amusing to a child when dad falls over in his efforts of getting ready for bed.

As a kid occassionally out late, I'd tie an invisible thread to someones door knocker walk across the road and a few doors further down not outside my own door of course before starting to pull it. Just for the sheer fun and devilment of an aggravated person appearing. Once someone decided to come to the door though and follow the thread in which case you left it under a pebble in the street and calmly walked away, before they recognised you.

When my dad was a youngster, the boys used to form street gangs to play pitch and toss, and knocky nine door.(Just knocking on doors and running away.) But there was another game they all played called Bonnie White Horse, which was a prank they'd pull on any new boy in the street.They would ask him to take on the role of bonnie, meanwhile he would not suspect that how he coped in this game was his inititiation into the gang. It wasn't very nice, but apparently the boys would create a racket at someones backyard door almost kicking it in. The new boy of course had been tied to the the door to face the wrath of an annoyed woman, whilst the rest ran to a safe point to watch and listen.

I am still a mischievous type today.

Maureen
Northern angel.

Slipper
13-03-2006, 02:23 PM
On the subject of Mars bars


you said it smelt funny ... like 15 year old kipper sent from Scotland to Australlia!

Read that immediately after the Marianne Faithful post by SF...:wacko:




The only one we would do regularly (bear in mind I was a canoeist in my youth) was put toothpaste in the crotch of peoples wetsuits. And if we really didn't like you it was fibreglass strands or loft insulation...

Were we bad people??