Haven't seen the little toe-rag around lately.;)

I was thinking this yesterday. He`s had all weekend to post yet we have heard nothing. Come on Jakey, let us know you are still around

Haven't seen the little toe-rag around lately.;)

He's OK cos I still see him logging in on Messenger but he doesn't chat to me unless I message him. The last time I did that he came back as ...--- .- :(

He wanted a name change but didn't get one.

Shall I tell him that you're missing his posts Bridge? :smartie:

He's OK cos I still see him logging in on Messenger but he doesn't chat to me unless I message him. The last time I did that he came back as ...--- .- :(

He wanted a name change but didn't get one.

Shall I tell him that you're missing his posts Bridge? :smartie:
Tell him to register as Jake as he`s too old now for boy on the end. :D and let him know he is missed.

Be careful what you wish for - there's a danger your wish might come true.

Don`t be mean. The more the merrier. The more points of view you have is the way to learn and grow. :D

I wondered where he had gone - I reckon he's sulking because he didn't get his name change!

I felt briefly guilty b/c I got a name change and he didn't...but it was very briefly. Am I awful or what?? Don't answer that!:unsure:

He's OK cos I still see him logging in on Messenger but he doesn't chat to me unless I message him. The last time I did that he came back as ...--- .- :(

He wanted a name change but didn't get one.

Shall I tell him that you're missing his posts Bridge? :smartie:

yes i do miss the little critter.

I miss him too..he was a funny skut.
Twas nice when he was around as we had some good old chats about LOST.
I miss ILS aswell. Sulk.

I miss him too..he was a funny skut.

I thought you said he was a funny *****. I almost agreed with you :pimp:

I just lolled then, in the office and everything and that's not allowed!

If he comes back properly and doesn't use the fact that he's 'still a kid' to get away with inappropriate posts then I will by all means welcome him back.
However, if he returns with more morse code nonsense or anything else to that effect then he can stay away, imo.

I concur. Trouble is, peej, it wasn't him using his age as his defence as much as his "defenders".

ah leave him alone ya big bully.









[defence duty completed SAH!!]

LOL.
Wonder what the rest of us here on SOL were like at 13!

Wonder what the rest of us here on SOL were like at 13!
Not posting on an internet message board which was predominately used by adults, that's for sure! :wacko:

I probably would have been tho'...if we'd had the internet at home...
(if it had been invented then!)

ah leave him alone ya big bully.

Oi, who you calling big? :boxing:

Where's ILS?

Shouldn't this all be in the Lost/Missing/Gone thread?

I probably would have been tho'...if we'd had the internet at home...
(if it had been invented then!)

lol! me too Aon! alas all we had was carrier pigeons and they didn't always turn up! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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It would be nice if ILS came back, although I expect she wont come back for fear of having her "break" thrown back in her face every time it suited some folks.




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Jakey was here earlier today - but he doesn't seem to have posted.

It would be nice if ILS came back, although I expect she wont come back for fear of having her "break" thrown back in her face every time it suited some folks.
It did seem a bit drastic, her leaving the board. But a break is when you stop posting for a while I'd have thought - having your account deleted seems more than a break, more like a termination, surely?

And out of interest, who are these folk who would throw it back in her face when it suited them if she came back?

nobody would throw it back in ILS face Dol if she decided to come back, why would you say that? :unsure:

ok i accept I'm wrong ... i'm certainly not speaking on behalf of ILS ... it's just a feeling I get.

I would hope it wasn't true and it's nice to hear SF and bridge express surprise that such petty behaviour would take place ... heartwarming.

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ok i accept I'm wrong ... i'm certainly not speaking on behalf of ILS ... it's just a feeling I get.

I would hope it wasn't true and it's nice to hear SF and bridge express surprise that such petty behaviour would take place ... heartwarming.

Have you got something inside that needs purging Dol? - Go on, purge.

where has ils gone? has she left? geez i miss all the gossip.

when i was 13 i had an obsession with boyzone and went to youth club on thursday night to socialise with my gang.

Ooo Kooks...Boyzone eh...I wouldn't have admitted that in public! :wacko:

I was always around horses in some form or another when I was 13...either at the stables or down the local horse field...no time for boys or gangs or pop music!

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Oi!! Translation m'am!!

Oi!! Translation m'am!!
Allow me.

My morse code is a little rusty but it roughly translates to:

Hi guys

I just wanted to let you know that
the best poster on SO is definately PJ.

Oh and he is very well-endowed.
Coastie

Allow me.

My morse code is a little rusty but it roughly translates to:

Hi guys

I just wanted to let you know that
the best poster on SO is definately PJ.

Oh and he is very well-endowed.
Coastie

I think photographic evidence is required..:naughty:

I think photographic evidence is required..:naughty:

Well I wouldn't say it was big Seabreeze, but it could type a message unaided!

http://www.perspection.com/images/Slice35.jpg

Allow me.

My morse code is a little rusty but it roughly translates to:

Hi guys

I just wanted to let you know that
the best poster on SO is definately PJ.

Oh and he is very well-endowed.
Coastie

XXX:naughty:

Allow me.

My morse code is a little rusty but it roughly translates to:

Hi guys

I just wanted to let you know that
the best poster on SO is definately PJ.

Oh and he is very well-endowed.
Coastie


Hey Podium Boy, been in to have your wee heid checked since the completely sober fall?? Kisses, msgirl

Hey Podium Boy, been in to have your wee heid checked since the completely sober fall?? Kisses, msgirl
Has it taken you all this time to come up with this response? :w00t: :ninja:

Ooo Kooks...Boyzone eh...I wouldn't have admitted that in public! :wacko:

I was always around horses in some form or another when I was 13...either at the stables or down the local horse field...no time for boys or gangs or pop music!

and thats not the worse part!! the most embarrassing thing was i lusted after stephen gately!! who now in hindsight is actually quite ugly and gay!

Has it taken you all this time to come up with this response? :w00t: :ninja:


No, I happen to have been busy the past few days if you want to check my times in and out of the board, and then it came to me..."Hey, PJ fell off a podium, dancing, allegedly sober, and got tossed out of a bar by gruff bouncers and had a blunt head trauma injury...maybe it's acting up on him!" Then I remembered that Dol or someone very funny and brilliant had come up with the moniker of "Podium Boy" for you and well, you can't waste a good thing like that...so here we are! Anything else I can clear up for you?? Like, the Earth REALLY is round, storks really DON'T bring babies, money doesn't REALLY grow on trees, Santa; the Easter Bunny; and the Tooth Fairy are not REAL people. Okey dokey? Kisses, msgirl:pimp:

No, I happen to have been busy the past few days if you want to check my times in and out of the board, and then it came to me..."Hey, PJ fell off a podium, dancing, allegedly sober, and got tossed out of a bar by gruff bouncers and had a blunt head trauma injury...maybe it's acting up on him!" Then I remembered that Dol or someone very funny and brilliant had come up with the moniker of "Podium Boy" for you and well, you can't waste a good thing like that...so here we are! Anything else I can clear up for you?? Like, the Earth REALLY is round, storks really DON'T bring babies, money doesn't REALLY grow on trees, Santa; the Easter Bunny; and the Tooth Fairy are not REAL people. Okey dokey? Kisses, msgirl:pimp:
Oh relax my Appalachian friend! Twas a joke. Is the heat getting to you today? :pimp: Big slobbery kisses, Peej.

I feel duty bound to point out how astonishingly :offtopic: this thread has gone. There might be people out there who actually want to know what has happened to Jakey. :pimp:

There might be people out there who actually want to know what has happened to Jakey. :pimp:

I doubt it :unsure:

I doubt it :unsure:
I would like to know if he`s coming back...

I would like to know if he`s coming back...

Doesn't look like it does it?

I still see him logging in and out on Messenger but I'm not sure whether to contact him or not. He did seem to be on a mission to be the last poster on every thread last time he was here which was a bit irritating. He never used to be like that, only used to post when he had a reasonable point of view or comment and was surprisingly mature for his age.

He never used to be like that, only used to post when he had a reasonable point of view or comment and was surprisingly mature for his age.

Did you know him before SO then Crit ... as i thought he had always been like that ? I did find his style of posting irritating. As you say he felt the need to post in every thread even though he knew nothing about the subject matter - or he just said 'LOL'.

There are many subjects/threads i know nothing about - so i dont write in them.

But having said that he was occasionally fun to have around, but most of the time i didnt read the threads that he had posted in.

It is cruel, and im sorry - but i persoanally dont miss him.

I was never really comfortable with him being on here, as you all probably know, but accepted that he was entitled under Haydon's rules. I found his prolific, inane posting style very irritating and don't think that he actually added anything to the forum. I'm sure he's a very nice, clever boy and will be very popular in a more appropriate forum.

Sorry, just being honest.

Oh relax my Appalachian friend! Twas a joke. Is the heat getting to you today? :pimp: Big slobbery kisses, Peej.


Oh Peej, BIG SLOBBERY KISSES!!!!! I'm floating....:blush:

(where's Coastie??:unsure: If I come up missing, someone check her alibi!)

Oh Peej, BIG SLOBBERY KISSES!!!!! I'm floating....:blush:

(where's Coastie??:unsure: If I come up missing, someone check her alibi!)

:glare: You'd best be checking over your shoulder from here on out madam... :ninja: Particularly in May! :excl:

and thats not the worse part!! the most embarrassing thing was i lusted after stephen gately!! who now in hindsight is actually quite ugly and gay!

Me to :blush: I just wasn't going to admit it in public! I actually have his autograph...

So where is JB these days then... :unsure:

I find it odd when posters feel the need to grade another posters (in this case an absent poster's) worthiness to post here! :blink:


Diversity is good, surely? :unsure:

It kinda smacks of talking about someone when they're not around. It doesn't sit comfortably with me either.

So where is JB these days then... :unsure:

I think he probably felt it was time to move on.

Such is the nature of youth ... they don't feel the need to plug away at something out of some sense of loyalty! quitters ... the lot of 'em!! :kid:

I find it odd when posters feel the need to grade another posters (in this case an absent poster's) worthiness to post here!

Quite Dol.

God help us all if we start judging each other, eh? :wink2:

I dont have an opinion as im a 'fluffy poster'.

I dont have an opinion as im a 'fluffy poster'.

that's not true

God help us all if we start judging each other, eh? :wink2:

Gosh yes. Judgemental - that's one of my least favourite personality traits.

that's not true

"too harsh bonsai. let someone else play "fluffy poster without a clue of undercurrents"

As you can tell, im still a little hurt - moi sensitive :ninja:

"too harsh bonsai. let someone else play "fluffy poster without a clue of undercurrents"

As you can tell, im still a little hurt - moi sensitive :ninja:

my word! way to hold a grudge!

I'm not going to say I don't stand by what I typed, I do, but I'm sorry that it has irked you so much and for that I am sorry.

btw - I knew that was what you were referring to in your original response!

People leave, we talk about them. It has ever been thus. Some people still talk about others who left eons ago. I can't see the difference. Or does it just depend who we are talking about?

Or does it just depend who we are talking about?
Or who it is that's doing the talking maybe? :glare:

When i leave i expect everyone to cry into their cornflakes for at least a week - and i want at least 10 pages of chatter as to why people thought i left and whether or not they will miss me :kid:

I insist :good:

Or who it is that's doing the talking maybe? :glare:


I think you may have a valid point! confusing isn't it!

Or who it is that's doing the talking maybe? :glare:

Multiple membership levels?

I thought it was agreed that they were a bad thing?:unsure:

I don't think it's about who is being discussed I think it's more the way they are being discussed. I know if I were to come back and read similar comments towards myself I would be quite hurt. People do have feelings.

And as for who has been doing the talking, pfffffffffff, I don't think that is even an issue.

What is a "JakeyBoy" and a "ils"? Two names used in this topic... does "ils" stand for something?

What is a "JakeyBoy" and a "ils"? Two names used in this topic... does "ils" stand for something?
You've just answered your own question - they are the names of two former members.

You've just answered your own question - they are the names of two former members.

Just because I said 'names' does not mean I have answered my own question. The word name is not just reserved for forum members...

May I ask why they are former?

May I ask why they are former?

People dont sign up for a lifetime membership. They can come and go as they please.

People dont sign up for a lifetime membership. They can come and go as they please.

Yes I did realise that, thanks. I was just wondering if there were reasons as to why they left or, in an other case, got kicked off this forum

Yes I did realise that, thanks. I was just wondering if there were reasons as to why they left or, in an other case, got kicked off this forum

Why ??? I have joined many forums, and i dont give a flying **** about past members. Its the ones who are presently posting who are important.

Or who it is that's doing the talking maybe? :glare:

I think you may have a valid point! confusing isn't it!

So, are you saying that only certain people are allowed to talk about certain other people? Are some members exempt and others fair game? Do members have to qualify in some way before they can comment on an ex member?

Yes, you're right. It is confusing.

Why ??? I have joined many forums, and i dont give a flying **** about past members. Its the ones who are presently posting who are important.

I know it may be in a plural context but...Bon it's nice to know I am important to you! :laugh:

Fink - I echo thesentiments of Bon Bon here but wouldn't have been quite so blunt...I am pink and fluffy you see :blush: Those who have left have done so of their own accord without giving full reasons as to why and that is their business as as far as I am concerned...life goes on even if they will be missed for any number of reasons!

Now Bonnie stop scaring the newbies off!

I am pink and fluffy you see :blush:

I think you will find it is ME who is pink and fluffy. Havent you seen my avatar ??? You ... well, you are a boat.

I think you will find it is ME who is pink and fluffy. Havent you seen my avatar ??? You ... well, you are a boat.


Okay then...I'm Blue and bobby!:kid:

Just because I said 'names' does not mean I have answered my own question. The word name is not just reserved for forum members...

Calm down Fink, I wasn't having a go. Sheesh :unsure:
JakeyBoy was given a 24 hour ban, only to return briefly but he hasn't been heard of since.
And ils left of her own accord. She wasn't kicked off or anything.
Dinnae really understand why you care so much but hope that answers your questions.

Calm down Fink, I wasn't having a go. Sheesh :unsure:
JakeyBoy was given a 24 hour ban, only to return briefly but he hasn't been heard of since.
And ils left of her own accord. She wasn't kicked off or anything.
Dinnae really understand why you care so much but hope that answers your questions.

I don't care. I was just making some conversation and in no way did I ever think you were "having a go"

I don't care. I was just making some conversation and in no way did I ever think you were "having a go"
Excellent!

oooo I don't know if this is nosey or not but why did this individual get a 24 hour ban? Must have done something bad eh? :)

You'd think that adults wouldn't need to ban each other for what seems to be immature behaviour or whatever the reason was. It just goes to show!...

He got a bit "militant" and our master deemed it necessary. He did come back and it's been his choice to stay away.

He got a bit "militant" and our master deemed it necessary. He did come back and it's been his choice to stay away.

Master?

Have I joined some sort of cult??? :unsure:

Master?

Have I joined some sort of cult??? :unsure:

You have. Pretty soon you will get an invoice stating that by joining this forum you have agreed to sell your soul.

You have. Pretty soon you will get an invoice stating that by joining this forum you have agreed to sell your soul.

OK.... :)

By master I am guessing you mean forum administrator! My boyfriend just told me... silly little me!

:fireman: << what's that?

OK.... :)

By master I am guessing you mean forum administrator! My boyfriend just told me... silly little me!

:fireman: << what's that?

That is a hunky fireman.

Yeah - 'Master' is the forum owner. His name is Haydon. You will often see him lurking.

Oooo goody! He sounds fun and scary at the same time!

Master?

Have I joined some sort of cult??? :unsure:

I think it's fair to say that we have a few cults on this site!

welcome btw! :thumbsup:

I think it's fair to say that we have a few cults on this site!

Dolly :nono:

Welcome Spike (again...just said hello in the welcome thread) ...this isn't so much a cult as a meeting place for those who have discovered it is better to pop bubbles and free fish than it is to breath fresh air and feed our families! :sleep:

Dolly :nono:

Welcome Spike (again...just said hello in the welcome thread) ...this isn't so much a cult as a meeting place for those who have discovered it is better to pop bubbles and free fish than it is to breath fresh air and feed our families! :sleep:
Meh....knew there was something I forgot to do. Wondered why everyone was staring at me :unsure:

<Spike> and Fink are one and the same. The user is also known as JakeyBoy. This user has now been banned from SO.

I must have a warped sense of humour. I thought it was quite funny the way he was arguing with himself :)

You have. Pretty soon you will get an invoice stating that by joining this forum you have agreed to sell your soul.


Hello Bonsai,

Not quite, but I've been getting there.

Maureen
Northern angel.

Jakey...Fink....Spike....
How very Jekyl and Hyde!
Typical! The first time in ages we get a newbie willing to post, and it turns out to be all a con!

Sick and warped.(Can't help being amused tho'.)

Typical! The first time in ages we get a newbie willing to post, and it turns out to be all a con!
Thats what i think too - i was quite excited about Spike.

So then...
Has anyone seen Spike/Fink lately!!!!!!!!!!

I just had a chat with him on Messenger. He says that Fink was his cousin using a laptop and his internet connection. He claims he didn't know what he was up to. I suggested he shoot him in the back :naughty:

So who was <Spike> - his other cousin??

I'll say this for him, the boy does have a good imagination.
One of his personas was a grade 3 vegan who had just won a lot of money and who covered his face in public.
And the other was a KFC scoffing homosexual who was going to get married to his boyfriend when it was legal.
I don't know wether to find all this impressive or worrying.

I'd find it more impressive than worrying.
I'd say when he gets licked into shape, he will use his powers for good rather than evil.

He says that Fink was his cousin using a laptop and his internet connection.

If that were the case he would have had a different IP address, so Haydon wouldn't have been able to be sure they were the same person.

Anyway, he's gone now, so, like, whatever. :pimp:

Jakey, Fink , Spike :wacko: they got the boot! Jakey has spoilt it for himself.

Unless...he finds a way!
I'm sure he has the technology.
Watch this space...........................

Unless...he finds a way!
I'm sure he has the technology.
Watch this space...........................
Aondeag, are you Jakeyboy?? :w00t:

I am sure wherever he is he would be delighted that this thread has reached 102 posts - all about him!!:w00t:

I am sure wherever he is he would be delighted that this thread has reached 102 posts - all about him!!:w00t:
Not quite, i went off topic a couple of times :ninja:

Not quite, i went off topic a couple of times :ninja:
Then you shall be beaten with a wet fish, and then shot in the spine!:evilmad:

I can't keep up with all these hidden identities !!!!!!!!!! :cool1:

It's all good practice for the next Masked Ball :D

I knew Spike was Jakey and I first thought that Fink was but I think on one of the postings where they were arguing I noticed the time difference was a bit tight for logging out and logging in as someone else (and could you really be bothered) so I don't really know if it was him and his cousin mucking about or just him. Floopy says you get a different IP address on a laptop even if you're using the same ISP. So seems it must have been Just Jakey.

All that stuff about wearing a mask and being a vegan, etc. comes from a website that he gave me a link to.

I don't suppose anyone is the slightest bit interested but just in case here's the link that he gave me

http://www.thenetworkband.com

Takes ages to load so I only glanced at the first masked character and it was "Fink" lol.

It's all good practice for the next Masked Ball :D

I knew Spike was Jakey and I first thought that Fink was but I think on one of the postings where they were arguing I noticed the time difference was a bit tight for logging out and logging in as someone else (and could you really be bothered) so I don't really know if it was him and his cousin mucking about or just him. Floopy says you get a different IP address on a laptop even if you're using the same ISP. So seems it must have been Just Jakey.

All that stuff about wearing a mask and being a vegan, etc. comes from a website that he gave me a link to.

I don't suppose anyone is the slightest bit interested but just in case here's the link that he gave me

http://www.thenetworkband.com

Takes ages to load so I only glanced at the first masked character and it was "Fink" lol.
Yeah, he kinda gave the game away himself.
Dinnae think he's as clever as everyone seems to think :wacko:

Particularly when both users registered with the same birthday.

Ah well..it was a bit of excitement for us!:D
Mondays are always a bit dull....
He must really like SO to want to come back so much.
So long, jakey boy....and thanks for all the fish! (er..posts!)

Particularly when both users registered with the same birthday.

:D Proof positive! The little fibber has been stringing me along too. :ranting:

Particularly when both users registered with the same birthday.

Aww bless, didn't totally get the idea of different persona's then.

I must admit I used to be someone else too, but I told Haydon in advance I was changing and why........

I must admit I used to be someone else too, but I told Haydon in advance I was changing and why........

That's intriguing :) and a tease.

ooooh interesting Gatabula . Can we ask questions? oops just did.

have you been away for a long time and just come back, or have you kinda been here all along?:wacko:

Do you think Jakey will turn up on The Natterbox? :ninja:

I must have a warped sense of humour. I thought it was quite funny the way he was arguing with himself :)

You must Crit, :wink2: I found it a bit pathetic to be honest.

You must Crit, :wink2: I found it a bit pathetic to be honest.

He's a kid Pan.

At least he's not out on the streets mugging retired mods! :wink2:

He's a kid Pan.

At least he's not out on the streets mugging retired mods! :wink2:


Hello Groucho,

Oh bless. Let's hope he doesn't resort to that. The computer was an easily accessible plaything for him. I've been hoping Haydon would relent. But still the inventiveness of logging in with all these characters has me intrigued.

Maybe we should continue to watch this space. We wouldn't want to freeze him out or do we?:cold:

Maureen
Northern angel.

Hello Groucho,

Oh bless. Let's hope he doesn't resort to that. The computer was an easily accessible plaything for him. I've been hoping Haydon would relent. But still the inventiveness of logging in with all these characters has me intrigued.

Maybe we should continue to watch this space. We wouldn't want to freeze him out or do we?:cold:

Maureen
Northern angel.

Mo, he and his alter egos have been banned. Haydon has told us in several different threads. Do keep up dear.