A thread for loners when there's no one else around...

:wave: ............

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooo

Budge up on the sofa...... malteaser anyone?

ooh go on then Pandypants, and whilst your up adjusting your drawers could you get me another beer.

Well I guess I'll be spending alot of time around here then...

I mean MissG pops in during those long and lonely hours of the night watch but what with IM this side of the pond and JB and Voice vanishing off the face of the forum well...all the hours are no longer covered :cry:

Can I have a beer and a hanky now please! :cry:

Well I guess I'll be spending alot of time around here then...

I mean MissG pops in during those long and lonely hours of the night watch but what with IM this side of the pond and JB and Voice vanishing off the face of the forum well...all the hours are no longer covered :cry:

Can I have a beer and a hanky now please! :cry:

Here, have this..... I havent used it (much). Now stop being a puff. :kid:

Well I guess I'll be spending alot of time around here then...

I mean MissG pops in during those long and lonely hours of the night watch l...all the hours are no longer covered :cry:

Can I have a beer and a hanky now please! :cry:

Awwwwww Coastie, I didn't realize how much my being here meant to you. I'm so touched.:blush: :wub:

Stick the kittle on folks, lets have a natter.:wave:

On my own
Pretending he's beside me
All alone
I walk with him til morning...


All by myself
Don'y wanna be
All by myself anymore...


Only the lonely
Do do do do be do dah...

:cry:

Here I sit all alone
Searching the forums I'm in the zone
Resisting the urge to go pop bubbles
For I know it will only lead to trouble
I've managed to update the SOMBA Tale
Couldn't last week as the internet was down
So now that is done I sit here bored
All alone on the message board!:sleepy:

Spooky


It's 9am on a Thursday morning and theres 1 member - Me and 23 ghosts


:good:

:ghost: x23 as you can't have too many smilies

All alone is where I'm at
No-one here
Not even Cat

Billy no mates is my name
I might as well
Play the fishy game

No you're not for I am here
Here to buy you one more beer
Drink with me now while your able
Before you're found under the table.

No you're not for I am here
Here to buy you one more beer
Drink with me now while your able
Before you're found under the table.

Well bless your heart -
But one more beer,
And I'm afraid I'll fart.

Well bless your heart -
But one more beer,
And I'm afraid I'll fart.


You manky old tart
How dare you fart
On this sunday afternoon
(MIL round very soon)

Ladies please, now both calm down
One more beer wont make your panties brown
No more talk of these admissions
And do not mention your gaseous emissions.

You're just too funny my scottish friend
I fear my puffs will never end
I'm truly embarrassed to the core
I'm sorry I brought them to the fore:blush:

YO! PJ how you swinging bro
To the left I bet HO HO HO
When it comes to the ladies you don't hide
Just stroll right up and say "Open Wide"!

Big Papa's in town.

Yeah!

Of course you're right my feline friend,
Minging teeth I like to mend
Lying people flat, that's my goal
Then walk right up and fill their hole!

Cavities are the name of your game
There just aint two that are the same
So you poke and you prod and do some drillin
You sure do know how to give the ladies some thrillin !

:wacko:

Yes you are correct - you really are right
Pokin and drillin and thrillin all night
But enough about me - let's talk about you
Go and give those gypsys a good seeing to!

What's the deal with all these rhymes?
They take me back to olden times
Is this SO, or am I back there
Reading the adventures of Rupert Bear?

I fear my thread is being abused
Only by loners should it be used

Oh I wish PJ! How to get rid
They really leave a mess and I don't kid.

But now I've gotta go and stick in my beef
Something I bet you do all the time you dirty git.

:pooh:

Fee, I don't know when all this started
Perhaps when Max exclaimed she farted
And don't dis Rupert - he was clever
I wished that cartoon would go on forever.

I hated Rupert
He was a tit
His storylines
Were full of sh**

But he dressed so well for a little bear
With a bright red jacket and messy hair
And who can forget his chequered scarf
In fact, I think he's a secret chav.

Dressed so well?
Are you quite mad?
You made me soak
My tena pad!

Max, what has happened to you today?
Farting and peeing yourself, you say
I think you need to be alone
Preferably in an old folks home.

:ninja:

PJ I think you're right
Max has been a right old fright
Squirting her fluids here and there
Soiling herself without a care

:rain:

Her knickers now must be a fright
Damp and soggy, full of ******.
She posts alone; that's no surprise
With what is lurking round her thighs.

A mass of hair long gone a plucking
The tweezers she has long been ducking
Max your will soon break your leg
By tripping over your hairy peg.