I'm just going to make myself a cup of tea http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/smilies/biggrin.gif

I have 10 minutes to kill before I take my middle son to the doctors as he has a mild urine infection. Must be all the excitement of halloween. :eek:

Back from the doctors, nothing wrong with said son. A bit of a habit has developed we think, specimen sent off tho.

About to cook tea...Steak and mushroom pie (buy one get one free - we are having this twice this week), left over cauliflour cheese from yesterday, mashed pots, broccolli and lashings of gravy.

Good evening.

Glad to hear he is ok Cat http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/smilies/biggrin.gif


I'm just paying a few bills online http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/smilies/sad-smiley-021.gif

Yes I should look at it like that and not what a bloody waste of time.

Pies are in...

I'm trying to teach myself shorthand.

I'm watching friends on E4.

I can touch type I wish I had learnt shorthand at the same time. They are two skills that will always be usefull.

Take a letter Maxine..... :eek:

Lighting a fag, slurping a voddy and trying to cook a curry ... fag ash curry anyone? mmmm yummy :drinking:

Watching Corrie :D

watching Corrie with beer & trying to work all this out - where have my smilies gone?

Trying to gob off as much as possible before the internet goes down again like it did last night....A WHOLE NIGHT WATCH ALMOST WITHOUT THE INTERNET - WHAT A NIGHTMARE....anyway it's still a bit intermittant so if I dissapear suddenly at least you'll know why! :confused:

Lighting a fag, slurping a voddy and trying to cook a curry ... fag ash curry anyone? mmmm yummy :drinking:
No thanks to the fag ash curry - but if you'd like to sprinkle a touch of vodka on the curry I might consider it. Go easy on the garlic though!

I've found em :D

Just had a long soak, now made a cupper and taking it back to bed to read my super doopa book....V tired after all the weekends shinanigans; need to recharge batteries so can start all over again. I look forward to having the energy to join you in the Bar. Can't wait to find out what Andrea does in a cage :shock:

Good night :sleepy:

I'm dunking biscuits in my tea! :D

Chatting to the Grouchy one :heart: and revelling in this shiny new forumity

..about to make cup of tea number 2 and get my **** into gear. College today heir to dry, course work to gather up (first tuturial today) and 3 children to wake, dress and deposit.

COME ON>>>MOVE IT!!!! :eek:

GO CAT, GO CAT....GETCHA KIDS UP, GETCHA KIDS.....GO COLLEGE, GO COLLEGE....wooo woo woo!

I'm struggling to keep my eyes open and brain active! :sleepy:

Getting used to my lovely new avatar! :heart:

3 kids up dressed and breakfasting, hair done (looks good, well it will do till hit the drizzle outside, natural curly hairs worst nightmare), dressed, 3rd cup of tea...upstairs to gather college work and open curtains, make beds....

:eek: Momentarily dazzled by Groucho's new avatar

Can't stop......

feeling all warm and snuggly after getting an e-mail from an old chum :)

..load washing maching.

Can't find my belt? Wheres my belt..Coastie you got my belt???

It's in the washing machine :)

..got it. Loaded dishwasher, 4 sets of teeth cleaned, coats on, bags backed.

Done.

PHEWWEEEEEEEE

Hair all frizzy again due to rushing around.


Never mind

LETS GO>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bye byex

:eek: Momentarily dazzled by Groucho's new avatar


Only dazzled - I think I'm going to be scarred for life :shock:


I'm working now!

Been down to the basement! ;)

Wish I had a basement. :(

Whats is like :shock:


PS I have just got back from college and am enjoying a cup of tea.

Whats is like :shock:



It was a touch damp. ;)

What do you do in your basement? I would have lots of beers.

In fact, I am having one now pre dinner to celebrate getting a gold star for last weeks homework, having a great tutorial this morning and to help take away the pain of my throbbing knee.

:p

PS Cooking chilli for tea for us and pasta for the children.

I'm trying to teach myself shorthand.
Why???:confused:

I am catching up on many, many days missed here - but don't really understand!?!?:confused: [once again the confused smillie rears its confused head!]

tryigb to type one-handed whuilst getting a grumpy baby off to sleep

Eating a cold piece of chicken and mushroom pie left over from tea:)

Having my 3rd cup of tea and listening to the USA voting results.

(Been awake since 4am due to throbbing knee)

projecting the appearance of intense business :p

Quick visit on here, whilst looking on the bank website to see if its worth me going shoppping today........and it is:D

Discovering things. :D

Going to work, running late again, bloody ****e morning.

good bye :(

I am so tired I could poop :eek:

About to go into a finance meeting (wish the crying smilie was here....I would be using it with gusto).

Good bye :(

Oh dear, I am so tired, but my brother has come round armed with steak and wine.

Life can be a bitch.

:eek: <-----------me tomorrow

waiting for the nipper to drop off so I can go and get some dinner

I've just cracked open my second bottle of bud and am beginning to feel much better.....

Brother playing with freddie in the front room, boys and Hub at footy training....bit of quality time with me cyber chummy's.

just sitting around bored before class...would like to take a nap but it would be too short to be worth taking...oh well.

How are you feeling??

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH traumatised?

I feel for you buddy.

Amen.
x

eating one handed whilst posting, just put some washing on, might watch a bit of telly

Watching Corrie eating a Cadbury's Dream with pieces of real strawberries http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/smilies/eat.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/smilies/wub.gif

Discovering things. :D

Like what? Come on share!

I'm eating a delicious weigh****chers ice cream tub thing called Chocolate with Honecomb pieces. And as it says on the label it most definitely is "a delicious iced desert".

weigh****chers

:D loving the rude filter

S****HORPE

I'm cooking the boys steak on the gracious griddle.

Ours will be next.

:eek:

PS I so desperately need some more smilies

weigh****chers

:D loving the rude filter

S****HORPE
lol!

love the rude filter in your signature too!

Reminds me of a poem by John Cooper Clarke, it goes <<ahem>>

You put the **** into S****horpe

I love that line!

Wondering where to start :rolleyes:

Wishing like Cat - we had more smillies to express with gusto and spunk how I am feeling ... and on that note I am off to bed :sleepy: .

wondering whether I should go and open a can of stella:confused:

Having my second cup of tea, have showered and cleared up kitchen and put load of washing on. Will have a quick scoot here before go and get dressed. Today I might wear a little blue wool skirt i bought from a charity shop, the blue lycra tights I bought off ebay have arrived. Bit worried it might be too short...but I will give it whirl.

Feeling much better than did yesterday.

Good morning :D

Drinking my 1st cup of tea of the day :)

About to leave for work, things have gone well this morning. Just so you know I have changed my mind re blue skirt. I am wearing a 50's stylee dress in browns and orange flowery print, with a black long crochet cardy with black thick tights and black goth stylee boots.

Lookin good.

Just hope hair lasts the jouney.

Good bye
x

Having a cup of tea to wash down the danish pastry, and checking on here to see if i missed anything :D

Ive been copying everyone email addresses into word, so i can print them all off when i leave my job.

I keep worrying that i wont be able to get back on here when i move ... and i wont be able to remember my password or get in touch with anyone to help me !!!!

What if i loose touch with you all.

OOOOhhh reality has hit :eek:

I have just got in from work had a cup of tea and would like to get an hours college home work done, but the way small fry is winging I'm not sure this is going to happen. Then I will cook tea and probably have a glass of red.

Bed early, busy day tomorrow. I worked very hard today.

Bonsai, get someone here to email you the link.

Bonsai, get someone here to email you the link.

Unfortunately i dont know what my email address will be until we have moved, and got broadband etc ..... which could be in a few months time.

best carry on noting everyones down then :(

Im sure you will be fine, practise finding the site on someone elses computer.

You could put an ad in a national newspaper if all else fails :cool:

right now I am waiting for our fillum to start at 8.30

Having a debate with floopy :D :

jostling with Catherine :D

Minxing with Marian. :eek:

Making a cup of tea before I jump in the shower ;)

Continuing on my never ending quest for a pair of leather boots off ebay. cup of tea and cuddling youngest son who has woken up very early. :eek:

Do you think I could get some more smilies off ebay? :p

Drinking a coffee, and planning how i can waste yet another day in this hellhole they call work ;)

Eating a cheese and pickle roll and looking at my 'rainy day' work pile. Unfortunately our network is down so I cant do anything interesting, so it looks like this is my rainy day :(

I am sorting out my tray (at work). I am putting everything in neat piles, then I shall put it all back again.

Will endevour to process some invoices, but I'm not promising.

:shock:

Just pondering when to have lunch. Im not hungry .... but bored :rolleyes:

Oh, and i have been having long text message chats with hubby all morning ... he must be bored too :D

I'm updating technology reports for year 9 - it's very dull . Here, see:



General Report

Design and Technology is taught to all pupils at Key Stage 3, through acquiring knowledge, skills and understanding in subject areas of Food, Graphics and Resistant Materials.

The aim of Food Technology in Year 9 is to develop pupils’ understanding and skills in designing and making meals to meet different dietary needs. The project work involves Bread and Pizza making and Traditional dishes.

In Graphics, pupils further develop theri skilss in isometric drawing and acquire new skills in perspective drawing and presentation techniques.

. The aim of Resistant Materials is to develop pupil’s research skills; they design and make a Maze Game using a combination of Plastic & Wood and a separate design and make a project on Accessories using a combination of plastic, wood & metal.

:sleepy: tell me when its over :sleepy:

It did make me larf, cos in the year before they taught them about healthy eating, but this year they're learning about making bread and pizza.


I grab my laughs where I can :(

..can I come back in now?? Oh its finished.

I have emptied everything out of my tray and put it all into workable files. Then put it all back. I am about to make a cup of tea have a quick scoot here...then I shall start to plough through my workable piles. I don't hold out much hope as today I don't have my faithfull assistant so I will be answering the phone and dealing with parents/general queries etc. I smile like this thru the hatch :D

The copydex has stuck the tights to my leg so I have to be carefull when I go to the toilet. :eek:

Watching the 'Groucho and Floopy' show ;)

Sorry :(

But there's no-one else here, so I was just playin'

*hangs head*

:(

Awwwww, im just jealous as im bored ridgid :p

me too, hence my postifyingness

Sorry :(

But there's no-one else here, so I was just playin'

*hangs head*

:(


I see................

you were doing your faux filing, missy :p

this is true, can't really give it my all at work, people coming come into the office and I keep having to minimise.

I'm going to do some family tax credit returns now.

:sleepy:

so I will be answering the phone and dealing with parents/general queries etc. I smile like this thru the hatch :D [/QUOTE]
Hey, the woman in the office at my sons school looks through her hatch like that too:)

spamming ;)

I'm leaving work in 15 mins so I am just going to have another glass of water followed by another ten zillion painkillers for my bizarre headache (I never get headaches, what is this all about?) and then give my mate a lift to the doctor's and thereafter to the curry house for beer, food and goss!! :D

Have a wonderful time Ceri, and i hope your headache gets better soon. :D

I have just taken some pain killers to dull my exploding womb. I am now going to have a glass of water and lie on the sofa with Friends.

:)

exploding womb ... is that a new firework Cat? no, nooo soz. Horrible stuff womby pain :( warm baths, lavender oil on the nelly (hot water bottle) loads of neurofen washed down with alcholol and if that fails, beat the ****** out of something....

Rest has eased throbbing womb, baby bathed and ready for bed.

First bottle of bud popped and ready to neck.

Cheers everyone.
x

Just listening to a bit of Girls Aloud (well, it is Girls aloud month!) before Emmerdale, Corries... then I'm gonna stay in and get ****ed :D

Apple juice on ice, vodka on standby, baby in bed, husband at work, boyfriend out on the ****s.


All's well

I was lying about the boyfriend btw

ooh apple juice and vodka.... never tried that little mother, will do tho.

Just about to stroll to the refridgerator and retreive my 3rd bottle of bud.

Howdee doodee.
:drinking:

it's my new thang, and it counts as one of my daily 5 fruit and veg :D

I tried bacardi and carrot, but it just didnt work for me.

Cheers girls :drinking:

Damn good idea.

Well done :drinking:

Sat with me best togs on, all alone in the chat room.

whats the difference between this :ranting: and this :mad1:

the orange one's crap?


I was in the chat room, you left, you ditzy mare

I'm currently in chat :D

Feeling very mellow and chatting. :cool:

Buying one of these:

http://www.unwind.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=S&Product_Code=HTMHW&Category_Code=PR

It's a long story.
Boiled down , i called someone a sucker for buying one, she said "how do you know?"
I ordered one.:eek:

*They do however make you do this:http://www.unwind.com/shop/productimages/motorizedheadwizard-girlusing.gif
So maybe it's worth looking into?;) *

Trying to pretend that I am totally sober!!!

:D This......and this :heart:

half way thru drying hair. It looks very 70's...all curled up in a ring, like a halo. Now I attack it big stylee with the straighteners.....I will be watching the fireworks from the window tonight. :shock:

Going to London.

Good bye.
x

Bye Cat....safe journey!

I'm belching...have just finished off a bottle of Diet Coke! :shock:

just about to get a front row seat for the X factor!

See you all in just over an hour's time for some insightful comments!

Right now.....

I'm counting the hour long minutes till home time! :(

Cooking dinner MIL is round...we are having Lamb, roast pots, coli cheese, stringless green beans, carrots, peas, gravey and lashings of red wine.

Has floopy surfaced since friday...if so tell her I have her batteries.

x

Going to bed.

Good night :closedeye .
x

Chatting to miss ils on msn :)

Drinking tea, and dreaming about going home :wink2:

I'm going outside for a cig

sitting in silence whilst Gigi chats away to herself on her gym, and himself catches up on his sleep

Drinking a horribly over-oaked Australian Chardonnay :dry:

drinking a horribly over-carbonated apple tango :D

Messing about on here whilst hubby watches Deadwood:rolleyes:

Drinking a horribly over-oaked Australian Chardonnay :dry:

I cant stand oaked white wine :blink: It looks like someone has peed in the bottle.

Im sitting drinking my morning cup of coffee, and looking longingly at the two little cakes i brought in from home :wink2:

I'm just going to make myself lunch http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/smilies/eat.gif

I am now about to type up my notes ready to give my presentation at College tonight. What a nightmare it has been to get it ready. :sad:

I am now going to go and get the log burner fired up:)

I am now going to go and get the log burner fired up:)

OOOOhhhhh that sounds wonderful. I cant wait till i move as we are having an open fire. I love fires.

I am going to stick the oven on ready for tonight's tea in a mo and then have two loads of washing to do. How exciting (not).

I'm preparing tea, chicken pie, baked pots, carrots and broccoli, having a beer and chatting here.

Very relaxing and good. :)

OOOOhhhhh that sounds wonderful. I cant wait till i move as we are having an open fire. I love fires.
It's lovely having the log burner. We only have night storage heaters which aren't brilliant for keeping the house at a constant temperature, boiling in the morning and cold in the evening. So we hardly use the heaters and just fire up the log burner every day, lovely:)

Getting ready to go and meet Groucho for a drinkie or two :drinking:

Ironing the boys school shirts and making a cup of tea :)

Talking to the boys in Singapore

Talking to the boys in Singapore

What boys in Singapore????

I have just greeted eldest son good morning, I swear he has grown 4 inches over night. He is now having a hissy fit in the kitchen as we have no milk and he has to go to the shop (all the way over the road) to get some.

My morning peace has come to and abrupt end. :sad:

Making tea & coffee for the workman :)

Transfering files from one computer to another :)

Ive just registered my Tescos clubcard (which i should of done months ago now, and will probably loose my points).

Checking my online ticket transaction has gone through.

I have just made myself a VERY strong coffee in the vein hope of keeping myself awake.

God im bored today :sleepy:

Same as above .... although im hoping that someone in the office will come with me for a swifty G&T at lunchtime.

Having a well deserved day off and spending said day doing nowt! :holiday:

Just had a panic moment at work.

I always look after the petty cash, and monthly do an expenses report. So i got out the tin ... and there was £40 missing !!!

So i went into the finance director and asked if he had borrowed some. He said no, and then spent 10 mins trying to remember if he had. He then asked if i had borrowed any ... so i said no, and spent 10 mins trying to remember if i had.

But then, on returning to my desk, i look at the last expenses form again ... and realise that i had read the wrong column and there was no money missing whatsoever :ninja: Silly me.

We were both so relieved as we were sure that we both thought the other one had nicked it :ohmy:

Just finished a paper for college. Just two more to go now and some reading to catch up on.

trying to focus :huh:

trying to keep up with Bonnie...we clearly both have to much time on our hands today! :laugh:

Doing something that I always tell my kids not to do, I'm eating a chocolate biscuit before my tea.

trying to keep up with Bonnie...we clearly both have to much time on our hands today! :laugh:

Lol - not to worry petal, im off home in a jiffy :laugh: The board will be all yours :bye:

Bonnie, pray tell me what you are talking about "getting a full house" is this some kind of forum bingo:unsure:

Bonnie, pray tell me what you are talking about "getting a full house" is this some kind of forum bingo:unsure:
Hmmmm, its when you try and fill up a whole page and each thread on the page with complete pants :huh: Im managing quite well :laugh:

Being poorly and pathetic :unsure: going to bed :sad: hoping to be back up in time for IAC :boxing:

:bye:

Bonnie almost made it....in fact I think she did....a whole page of threads with Bonsia being the last to post in them....you go Bonnie Girl! Nuff respect!

Being poorly and pathetic :unsure: going to bed :sad: hoping to be back up in time for IAC :boxing:

:bye:

awwwwwww, i hope you feel perky and better come tonight. Biggest well wishes winging their way to you :bye:

Bonnie almost made it....in fact I think she did....a whole page of threads with Bonsia being the last to post in them....you go Bonnie Girl! Nuff respect!

Bonnie polishes her badge with pride ... and puffs out her chest :cool2:

Bonnie polishes her badge with pride ... and puffs out her chest :cool2:

She expands to such an extent she takes the bosses eye out with a nipple! :ohmy:

She expands to such an extent she takes the bosses eye out with a nipple! :ohmy:

Oh my...... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

She expands to such an extent she takes the bosses eye out with a nipple! :ohmy:
Oi ....... hmmm i dont know what to say which is a first :laugh: :laugh:

Bonnie almost made it....in fact I think she did....a whole page of threads with Bonsia being the last to post in them....you go Bonnie Girl! Nuff respect!
I now understand.
Definately respect to you Bonnie, with all the new visitors as well, I am very impressed.
Although I haven't actually read all of them yet, so I have no idea what you have been waffling on about.:laugh:

Oh my...... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I thought you were going to bed :glare:

Being poorly and pathetic :unsure: going to bed :sad: hoping to be back up in time for IAC :boxing:

:bye:

Hope you feel better later dab :)

I now understand.
Definately respect to you Bonnie, with all the new visitors as well, I am very impressed.
Although I haven't actually read all of them yet, so I have no idea what you have been waffling on about.:laugh:

Basically ive been talking about absolutely ****** all. Just in my own little Bonnie world, talking about nowt in particular :laugh:

It gave me a smile though :unsure:

I thought you were going to bed :glare:

Bed??? Moi?? Oh no...Dab is off to bed...I am cooking the boys tea and having a quick beer.

aww bonnie, your posts always give me a smile:)

well a big giggle actually:laugh:

I thought you were going to bed :glare:
Bum, it wasnt Buzz going to bed, it was Dab :unsure:

I thought you were going to bed :glare:

Buzz can't go to bed yet....not with all this excitement going on! :laugh:

How's the bosses eye by the way?

How's the bosses eye by the way?

I think he quite enjoyed it *whistles* :glare:

Still fluey but made it for IAC :wacko: Thanks for the nice thoughts :)

watching the clock, and wishing that

1) my phone will ring

2) the next 1.5hrs will whiz past

Wondering what I did in a previous life to deserve my two boys :unsure: :laugh:

Trying deperately not to fall asleep at my desk :closedeye :sleepy:

praying that my yucky hangover feeling will go away - i'll be good from now on i promise! NEVER drinking again!

praying that my yucky hangover feeling will go away - i'll be good from now on i promise! NEVER drinking again!


Laughing at kitty's post :laugh: and thinking how many times I have said that to myself after a heavy night! :unsure:

Counting the seconds till the end of my shift!

Over the bloody moon!! ]**tongue firmly in cheek*[/I]*

Am going out for lunch with the in-laws today. I can feel the indigestion already.

Buzz, get hammered, stand on the table and do your fat bottom lady impression.

:wacko:

Fuming cos 'im wot wants to be obeyed has ripped out the bedroom furniture, shoved everything in the "sitting" room (where there's nowhere to sit now) and has painted the walls and ceiling plus skirting board during the week.

Today I thought we could get the carpet put down ready for the construction of the new bedroom units next week (how long is it before Christmas?) but no .... he has gone out to fly his model aeroplanes with his brothers :mad2: Must be barmy, it's cold, dank and 'orrible out there.

Oh well, he needs a break - lol. Have a nice one everyone :bye:

Buzz, get hammered, stand on the table and do your fat bottom lady impression.

:wacko:

Does my bum look big then?? :glare: :ohmy:

Not at all!!

That impression you do where you turn round and wiggle your bum and slap it at the same time??? In your kitchen, I have seen you do it lots of times....not recently tho.

At the moment, I'm trying to psych myself up to start wrapping some presents. And I want to get the cards done today too.

*groans*

I'm impressed you've got that far Busty...I still haven't bought my cards or presents.......I know...I know...but I plan to put my decs up tomorrow and do a spot of shopping afterwards! :blink:

I'm impressed you've got that far Busty...I still haven't bought my cards or presents.......I know...I know...but I plan to put my decs up tomorrow and do a spot of shopping afterwards! :blink:

I've only got the cards and a few pressies, Coastie... still haven't got a clue what I'm going to get for most people, but I've got to start wrapping the stuff I've got already, before I disappear completely under a mountain of Christmas paraphernalia.

I can feel it all closing in around me as we speak... *nervous twitch*

Busty....do you start off trying to wrap the presents really neatly and nice and finish up simply doing whatever it takes to cover the thing? Oh and with the cards...do you start writing nice little messages before you reach the end of the pile simply writing: To....from busty (obviously your real name here).....?

I do..... :sad:

..or like me do you not write anything in them at all.

I am making a concerted effort to send cards this year.

But at this moment in time I have been painting the paper mashee (sp?) baul bauls with 2 of the boys.....Freddie is covered bless. cooking dinner too.

..and here he is ....bless.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/balls2.jpg

Ahhh cute but I did miss read your post and thought you said you were painting 'Paul Balls'....I thought...oh dear she's got it bad!.... :wacko:

Im just awaiting a call from the states so i can book my boss some flights over Xmas.

Im sure he will also require a hire car / limo pick up !!!

Trying to keep my 7' christmas tree upright as 2 year old gets used to the idea of this enormous (and it is, its gorgeous, reaks of pine) addition to his world..put a deco on...take it off...on, off, on off..

Very pleased tho. Its looks lovely.

Aww Cat, that picture of Freddie is absolutely great:laugh:

Right now I am helping middle son clear out his room, as was birthday yesterday, new things and what with xmas...a big sort out indeed.

Freddie is helping by drawing on the walls - bless.

Freddie is helping by drawing on the walls - bless.

Why do little boys like drawing on the walls????? (perhaps that should be in the question and answer thread)

This morning I am helping my boys wrap up their presents to their g/f's (bless)

Finished Ross's room...moving swiftly on to underthestairs cupboard, why does everyone seem to have 20 pairs of shoes?????

Have to decide whether or not to bow to a client's urgent demand and bang out an article this afternoon, when I've announced that I'm not working this week...

No, sod it. I'm gonna watch The Last Starfighter. She should have planned ahead.

(Cat, we solved the understairs cupboard shoe-explosion problem by buying a wicker tower thing for each bedroom and making everyone keep their shoes in them.)

Holding on for a call centre to answer :ranting:

crossing me legs and fidgiting as i need the loo :blink:

Argueing with miss ils (how the hell can it be my fault if the shower rail falls off the wall when she pulls the curtain - I wasn't even in the same f**king room :ranting: )

Argueing with miss ils (how the hell can it be my fault if the shower rail falls off the wall when she pulls the curtain - I wasn't even in the same f**king room :ranting: )
Good to have her home is it chick - chaos reigning in the ILS house today is it???!!!!!

Good to have her home is it chick - chaos reigning in the ILS house today is it???!!!!!


I had forgotton what chaos she causes but its great to have her home :wacko: :laugh:

(Cat, we solved the understairs cupboard shoe-explosion problem by buying a wicker tower thing for each bedroom and making everyone keep their shoes in them.)

I have put a plastic box in there for 'live' dirty shoes - trainers, footy boots and wellies - the rest must go up into their rooms. I now have room for the hoover and buggy again. I am liking your idea of a shoe tower dab I don't like those wooden shoe shelves things and they also take up a lot of space, a tower could be tucked in a corner.

Hail dab, curber of the shoe population explosion.

PS Tell client to bog off and then you can watch Doctor Zivargo with me and fill me in on the bits I have dozed off too. Never managed the whole 3hours 10 minutes yet.

BLIMEY!! what a bloomin saga that is....not only did I watch the whole film I then watched the Making Off!!! Did you know a lot of it was shot in Spain???

So at this moment in time I Doctor Zhivargo'ed out!!!

PS...What did she see in him????

PS...What did she see in him????

I'm not sure Cat - he has never been on my top totty list :blink:

....chewing my toenails and contemplating my navel

Having a cup of tea before I have my shower!

Been to sainsburies (hell), now I'm going for a 5 miler with Bazeeeeeeeeeeeeel

Bye bye
:bye:

Am having another cup of tea before I get sorted and take the children to see A Series of Unfortunate Events at the cinema. Has anyone seen it yet, is it any good??

haven't seen it buzz!! I expect a 4 page review on my desk on Jan 1st!!!


At the moment I am finishing off some bits & bobs in the office then going home to get ready for our christmas work lunch at 1.30. Like Dol I will try and stay sober and not disgrace myself, but I wouldn't bank on it - I mean - FREE BAR?!!

like, yaw!!
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:drinking:

Im sitting trying to think of something interesting to post!!

Drinking.


Heavily

I have just exfoliated and am now doing my roots.

I am now going to do a pile of ironing whilst watching my new DVD of Little Brittain. I will then be able to understand what Buzz is on about during our banter at work.

Here I go....

im nosing on here when I really should be sorting out the Revenue payment, the wages, invoicing, credit control..... bore, bore, bore!!!!!

im going for a ciggie now before I carry on with some work....

catch ya later peeps!

Right now...I'm stood at the bar in my finest waiting for a lively gent to heed my call and buy me drink.

Buy your own drink, tightarse

Buy your own drink, tightarse
Bloody is rather isn't it...Couldn't slip an envelope between my clentched Gluts.

take no notice of my alternate me, it's a form of Tourette's syndrome.

I know you've got a tightarse, i could see by the way your dress and knickers has been sucked up into it.

Here. let me give you some of my frothing bottle

Going to the Gym.

Toodle loo

Going to bed !!!

HA HA

Loves
Twinkle
x

Sitting at my desk at work in my Santa Hat! :blink:

Leaving to go to my parents about a day and a half late :blink: fighting off the flu and feeeling miserble :sad:

Merry Christmas :)

We are all just getting ready to go out to Lunch at the local Carvery!!!


Merry Christmas Everyone http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/Smilies%20-%20Christmas/00000050.gif


I hope everyone received everything they wished for :)

Just waiting for me veggies to finish cooking, feeling rotten and stuffed up with a cold, like Bob :(. Will probably doze the rest of the day away with a nice hot glass of LemSip :)

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Am still here...at work....in my santa hat...have just finished an apple and another 10 pages of my latest screen play! :cool2:

well, getting a little list together for tomorrow night....it's not big and not clever but its growin all the time :devil:

Hoping to catch a glimse of Cruella's Gonnads..

jealousy is so not attractive is it!?

What would I want with a pair of Gonnads you old trout.

Anyway...

Got any blow?

Going for a 5 mile run with the ever Majestic Bazeeeeeeeeeeeeeel.

Bye bye.

taking two paracetomol after a night of NOT drinking!


Every morning i am waking up with a headache which takes until midday to go! I've also got a stiff neck so I'm thinking I'm tense about something .... probably tense about having a headache all the blooming time!

Are you stressed Dol?

I clench my teeth (not grind) in my teeth when I'm stressed and wake up with headaches as a result.......my jaw clicks constantly aswell! :sad:

I'm on my 4th cuppa of the day.....6th biscuit and I've just finished a bag of ready salted crisps! My new year health drive has got off to the usual start! :unsure:

Every morning i am waking up with a headache which takes until midday to go!

I have this Dol - but I think mine is because my sinuses are blocked.....

O/T ...We are taking the Christmas decorations down!

I have this Dol - but I think mine is because my sinuses are blocked.....

O/T ...We are taking the Christmas decorations down!



Well done ils...I have just a very sulky look form all here when I said the trees were coming down today...I have sen enough of them now and need to hoover and dust properly!! so thank you for doing it aswell. :bye:

I'm gonna take mine down.........eventually! :laugh:

I'm now contemplating my next cup of tea! :unsure:

I don't ever want to take mine down...its so lovely.

BUT it will be hanging around with the other one that has perked up again in the garden and adorned with lights for my party.

will move it to the garden tomorrow or tuesday.

We took our tree and decorations down in the living room yesterday. The boys love it now cause they have got their little corner back for all their toys.

And have just taken down the decorations in the dining room, now comes the cleaning:sad: well maybe tomorrow.

I have sen enough of them now and need to hoover and dust properly!!

I was fed up with them too...... not so happy about the dusting and hoovering tho!

I didn't put my christmas tree up till the 29th! :blink: and I'm ashamed to say that I still haven't put any christmas cards up. I'll put them up once the house looks less like a bomb site. That is also my NY resolution, to get rid of clutter


EDIT to day that I'm not doing any of them things right now, so realise that I am OT.
What I am doing is eating a box of snowmen white chocolate even though I realy hate white chocolate, but my sweet tooth is prominant at the moment, and I'm going to get a bath cos I stink.

I didn't put my christmas tree up till the 29th! :blink: and I'm ashamed to say that I still haven't put any christmas cards up. I'll put them up once the house looks less like a bomb site. That is also my NY resolution, to get rid of clutter


EDIT to day that I'm not doing any of them things right now, so realise that I am OT.
What I am doing is eating a box of snowmen white chocolate even though I realy hate white chocolate, but my sweet tooth is prominant at the moment, and I'm going to get a bath cos I stink.

Bob...you can't put your cards up now. Go and have a bath then I suggest you have a little lie down, you seem somewhat confused.

I'M DRINKING MY 6TH CUPPA OF THE DAY AND ENJOYING SOME CHEESE AND BISCUITS.....whilst forgetting to take the caps lock off! :sad:

I am cooking the Sunday roast as me and Mr C haven't eaten NEARLY enough lately!! Hurrah!!!!

I am now going to peel some spuds, put them on to boil and bung them in the oven for some lovely roast tatties.

I am now going to peel some spuds, put them on to boil and bung them in the oven for some lovely roast tatties.
Andrea we are roasting simultaniously. I have just put in my beef. I use Marie Piper potatoes which I find I don't have to boil. I love Marie Piper pototoes, which potatoes are you using today Andrea.

Happy cooking.

Maris Piper as well Cat. I've just put them in the oven.
I've got the fire going, the logs are stacked up and I've opened a nice cold can of Stella, cheers.

Bob...you can't put your cards up now. Go and have a bath then I suggest you have a little lie down, you seem somewhat confused.
I still haven't had that bath yet, I started watching Eastenders and forgot all about it, I just made it to the shop before 4pm, pulled on yesterdays clothes, now I'm back in my dressing gown. I can't tidy up the house until I'm clean myself so just as soon as I've had my bath the cards are going up (if I can find the bluetack) as long as it's done before I go back to work it still counts

soon as I've had my bath the cards are going up (if I can find the bluetack) as long as it's done before I go back to work it still counts

I'm sorry but I don't think it does, people will be looking thru the window on wednesday say...look at that lazy trollop, leaping about in a mad way with odd shoes on..still hasn't taken her decorations down.

Don't do it.....I never actually put any of mine up...pointless...two year old just pulled them straight down.

Have a bath...thats more important.

Poo!! What's that smell? Ah. Bob...

I'm sorry but I don't think it does, people will be looking thru the window on wednesday say...look at that lazy trollop, leaping about in a mad way with odd shoes on..still hasn't taken her decorations down.

I don't have windows. It's to stop nosey old bags starring in and hurling insults.

I don't have windows. It's to stop nosey old bags starring in and hurling insults.
Well in that case you will be fine Bob...put them up.

Well in that case you will be fine Bob...put them up.
I will :D, place needs some art

I will :D, place needs some art
Sod the blutack..too neat...get some heavy duty glue and build them up into caterpillars - or eels - that leap from the wall and bounce as you walk by.

yes.

Watching AFI's10 years - 100 songs on C4

The 100 best-loved film songs .....

So if you love musicals, like I do, you would love this

Making another cup of tea, this time I will make one for miss ils as well as I think it is time she arose to the land of the living! :laugh:

Having one final cup of tea before I burst into action. Taking the boys to get some new school trousers and will hopefully pick up a pair of riduculously high black shoes to go with my posh frock that I will be wearing on saturday (my 40th birthday party ).

A little note of interest...the dress I will be wearing I bought when I was 22 :holiday:

I'm making up a list of students at our school possibly affected by the Tsunami.

There's 273 of them :sad:

Two members of staff have also suffered bereavements

Having one final cup of tea before I burst into action. Taking the boys to get some new school trousers and will hopefully pick up a pair of riduculously high black shoes to go with my posh frock that I will be wearing on saturday (my 40th birthday party ).

A little note of interest...the dress I will be wearing I bought when I was 22 :holiday:

SIZE 22 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Giving up smoking

Wiping Petits Filous off the furnisher and walls

larfing at the experienced parenting skills of my husband :laugh:

Wiping Petits Filous off the furnisher and walls

What is a furnisher Cock? :unsure:

What is a furnisher Cock? :unsure:look it up what am i a dictionary

There about have a dozen people just went on Google

You have to read phonetically with Cockburns

Furnisher - Furniture

Bear with him, he gets better.

Ils...how's the ironing going??