Hello, I'm new here so I decided to introduce myself in this Introductions section as the little message on the top of the page suggested. I'm not sure how secure this forum is but I shall risk it and tell you a little bit about myself.

My name is Billie Mike Choll (pronounced “cool”), however my friends call me Fink. I am a level 13 follower of The Church Of Lushotology and I am ranked very high up amongst the other followers. I have also chosen not to show my face in public so I have been wearing a mask for the past few years. Recently, I have been given a large sum of money for something I do not wish to get into at this point.

So, I wish to speak to each of you and make many friends whilst I am here

Fink

I have also chosen not to show my face in public so I have been wearing a mask for the past few years.

Its Micheal Jackson ...... hello and welcome

Welcome Fink.

Another screwball people

You are going to be made very welcome here, very shortly by a lady with a goat and some cheese. You two should gel quickly and will soon become firm friends.

Enjoy your time

:good:

Hi and welcome. Have fun

Welcome Fink.

Another screwball people

You are going to be made very welcome here, very shortly by a lady with a goat and some cheese. You two should gel quickly and will soon become firm friends.

Enjoy your time

:good:

I'm a level 3 Vegan so I don't think I would like to see any goats being tortured by some lady and cheese

Welcome, Fink. :wave:

Is Vegan a platform game, like Donkey Kong?

Are you allowed to juggle?

Welcome, Fink. :wave:

Is Vegan a platform game, like Donkey Kong?

Are you allowed to juggle?

Listen. You bloody well know what a Vegan is so don't kid about it. I am very passionate about not eating anything animal related and I don't need people like you to make fun.

How about M & S Percy Pigs?

Listen. You bloody well know what a Vegan is so don't kid about it. I am very passionate about not eating anything animal related and I don't need people like you to make fun.
Right.

I think maybe my first assumption was incorrect in this situation.

There may be some people that you just won't gel with at all.

But still, continue to post and have fun:bye:

Howdy Fink...
welcome.
(and best of luck!)
A.D.

Hmmmm, reading this thread has made me fancy a nice juicy steak. Gawd knows why :unsure:

Howdy Fink...
welcome.
(and best of luck!)
A.D.

Thank you for the kind welcome... oh and thank you to Seabreeze also.

Hmmmm, reading this thread has made me fancy a nice juicy steak. Gawd knows why :unsure:

Why not substitute that steak for a fresh salad?

Hi Fink..nuff respect for you sticking to what you believe on the food front...personally I would never be able to give up meat or dairy...hence my gigantuin waist line and bum!:unsure:

Are you any relation to Bat Fink?

Do you have wings of steal?

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54/fmoss5/batfink.gif

Hi Fink..nuff respect for you sticking to what you believe on the food front...personally I would never be able to give up meat or dairy...hence my gigantuin waist line and bum!:unsure:

Are you any relation to Bat Fink?

Do you have wings of steal?

If you read my first post correctly you will see that my real name bares not the name Fink.

Thank you for your respect Coastie

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54/fmoss5/batfink.gif

I love this guy...

Fink although you are no relation can you still use this for your avatar? :naughty:

I'm a level 3 Vegan so I don't think I would like to see any goats being tortured by some lady and cheese
I don't think I said she tortured them. In fact I know I didn't say that because it would not be true. Where did you get the idea from that she tortures them.

And out of genuine interest. What is the difference between a level 3 and level 1 vegan?

How about M & S Percy Pigs?
They're excellent!

Hi Fink. Welcome to SO. You've been here 5 mins and already you seem tenacious. Very good! So what brings you here then?

And Buzz - I think level 3 vegans are associated with promoting animal rights etc. but no doubt there's more to it that that. Finky, am I right?

They're excellent!

Hi Fink. Welcome to SO. You've been here 5 mins and already you seem tenacious. Very good! So what brings you here then?

And Buzz - I think level 3 vegans are associated with promoting animal rights etc. but no doubt there's more to it that that. Finky, am I right?

Yes, quite right PJ.

1. Mixed Diet - You eat just about everything

2. Vegetarian diet - You eat everything but fish and meat

3. Vegan diet - You exclude all food of animal origin

4. Raw food diet - You don't eat any heated food, because all the enzymes are destroyed at 46 °C

5. Fruit & Seed diet - You eat only ("organic" or "biologically cultivated") fruits and sometimes nuts or seeds

6. Fruit diet - You eat exclusively fruit

That is the basic table of the diets of the world (although it goes on and on until 16). When people say "level 3 Vegan" it is just like saying "Hi, I'm a level 3 which is Vegan. But that's what I was taught anyway.

There are other things which branch off from the Vegan diet and it is Level 1 Vegan, Level 2 Vegan and Level 3 Vegan. Level 3 is equivalent to level 16 on the basic chart I have provided for you.

Hi Wilhelm, always nice to meet a militant vegan :)

Hi Wilhelm, always nice to meet a militant vegan :)

It's always nice to meet people who thinks it's nice to meet people that are militant at what they believe in.

Indeed, It's always nice to meet people who think it's nice to meet people who think it's nice to meet people that are militant at what they believe in :laugh:

So... are you a militant drinker too? How does one get to become Level 13?

If you wish to be a Level 13er you need to be ready to die almost

And yes, I do drink

My name is Billie Mike Choll (pronounced “cool”), however my friends call me Fink. I am a level 13 follower of The Church Of Lushotology and I am ranked very high up amongst the other followers. I have also chosen not to show my face in public so I have been wearing a mask for the past few years. Recently, I have been given a large sum of money for something I do not wish to get into at this point.

I highlighted in bold which parts freaked me out

I highlighted in bold which parts freaked me out

Are you trying to be funny?

Hello Fink, and welcome to the nuthouse.

Are you trying to be funny?
I think he has suceeded......it made me laugh.

Church of Lushotology (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lushotology).

Oh joy, another Green Day fan. :bored:

Church of Lushotology (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lushotology).

Oh joy, another Green Day fan. :bored:

You have got to be joking me :sleepy: I hate that band (well, i didnt but i do now).

Another Green Day Fan? I fink that's a bit of a coincidence. :naughty:

I fink so to if its you Jakeyboy just come out and say so.

I fink so to if its you Jakeyboy just come out and say so.
Haydon will be able to tell us for sure because of the IP address.

Haydon will be able to tell us for sure because of the IP address.

Wouldn't it be confidential though?

Wouldn't it be confidential though?
Yes but we would know for sure :naughty:

Yes but we would know for sure :naughty:

That's no fun, we'll just wait til he gives himself away :)

Church of Lushotology (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lushotology).

Oh joy, another Green Day fan. :bored:
Oh ffs.....are we being had on here?

Oh ffs.....are we being had on here?

Well I could be wrong of course, if so sorry Fink.

I'm not just saying this but I did have my suspicions about this - I think it was the line "What is a Jakeyboy" that Fink asked in another thread. Seemed like a peculiar thing for a newbie to ask...or even care about.
The Green Day thing just about guarantees it imo (if not then I will publicly apologise to Fink, but really don't think I'll have to).
Jakeyboy, you have had ample oppurtunities to re-join properly. All this petty nonsense wore thin long ago and I think you have now more or less shown that you are still way too childish for this MB. Give it up, son.

Aww give him a chance folks. Face it, to invent a whole new persona and to change your posting style completely, not give any real personal information, etc. must be really difficult. I'll be interested to see (if it is him) whether or not he can pull it off :)

I'll be interested to see (if it is him) whether or not he can pull it off :)
I won't. I find all this nonsense extremely tiresome to be honest and something that this MB can do without. It's like having a child at an adult's party that won't go to bed :sleepy:

Oooh another is he/she an old member or not. How exciting:w00t:

If you are new, welcome Fink:wave:

If you aren't new, why bother?!?!:wacko:

<Spike> and Fink are one and the same. The user is also known as JakeyBoy. This user has now been banned from SO.

How about M & S Percy Pigs?

Hello Patsy,

The child in me loves M & S percy pigs. Yum yum.

A very warm welcome also to Fink.

WELCOME FINK.

:yahoo: :devil: :yahoo: :w00t: :yahoo: I also like these. Do You?

Maureen
Northern angel.

<Spike> and Fink are one and the same. The user is also known as JakeyBoy. This user has now been banned from SO.


Oh Haydon,

If Spike, Fink and Jakey Boy are one and the same, will you not soften your heart and let him stay?

Or has he been extremely obnoxious to the point where you feel you had no other alternative?

Maureen
Northern angel.

<Spike> and Fink are one and the same. The user is also known as JakeyBoy. This user has now been banned from SO.

Oh come on Haydon, can't Jakey stay?

No sorry. He's had 3 chances. More than enough for anyone, even a kid. He had plenty of opportunity to just re-register and post normally, but instead he chose to stir up trouble and post links to some nasty videos.

Jaynee Mack!
He must have really wanted to come back to us...to go to such extremes.
I did'nt check out the link but I'll take your word for it that it was nasty video footage.
Shame!
It was certainly a bit exciting in these here parts yesterday.
Ooops...I guess we will end up being so suspicious of any new members now!
:-O

No sorry. He's had 3 chances. More than enough for anyone, even a kid. He had plenty of opportunity to just re-register and post normally, but instead he chose to stir up trouble and post links to some nasty videos.


OK fair enough, your the boss.:)

Can anyone tell me what m&s percy pigs are?
I've never seen them.

http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/m_and_s_Percey_pigs.jpg

Ahhh thanks SB.
similar to pink shrimps then I take it.

I think so but have never tried them

Nooooooooooooooooo Andrea - they taste nothing like shrimps. I adore Shrimps, but hate Percy Pigs. I dont like the texture.

Well from all this raving about them, apart from bonnie:w00t: , I shall have to try some next time I go into town.

No sorry. He's had 3 chances. More than enough for anyone, even a kid. He had plenty of opportunity to just re-register and post normally, but instead he chose to stir up trouble and post links to some nasty videos.

links? videos? nasty? I missed all that! d'oh! :wallbash:

Nooooooooooooooooo Andrea - they taste nothing like shrimps. I adore Shrimps, but hate Percy Pigs. I dont like the texture.

I love both, but prefer PPs. So much so, I had a whole bag to myself today. :kid:

links? videos? nasty? I missed all that! d'oh! :wallbash:

I missed it too Dol but I gather it was something like animals being slaughtered (to support his vegan claim) so I'm glad I didn't see it.

http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/m_and_s_Percey_pigs.jpg


Ooooo Seabreeze,

That is cruelty, I have not eaten sweets for two months and look a blasted packet of M & S lovely jubbly Percy pigs. mmm.

Oooh and you've never tried them. Once you start can you stop that is the question?

Maureen
Northern angel.

Jaynee Mack!
He must have really wanted to come back to us...to go to such extremes.
I did'nt check out the link but I'll take your word for it that it was nasty video footage.
Shame!
It was certainly a bit exciting in these here parts yesterday.
Ooops...I guess we will end up being so suspicious of any new members now!
:-O

Hello Aondeag,

I guess we will be suspicious now of any newbies. I think Jakey boy was a bit of a rebel, I don't know how things got out of hand though. Maybe after a suitable rest period and provided he was prepared to log in normally he'd be accepted again, by management. I don't know. Time will tell.

I will be suspicious if anyone logs in as percy pig.

Maureen
Northern angel.