Hello and welcome to SO. Can I call you chook for short? Are you really the last? Do you come in peace?

I object strongly Patsy .... i prefer Ching for short.

Anyway - hiya and welcome :)

This is friendly! Thank you. Yes, I come in peace and as far as I know I'm the only one. I''ll answer to whatever you want to call me. :)

Well we could call you Gach, but that sounds a bit rude.

Annyhoo, whatever and whomever you are, you are very welcome.

Are you a nubile young man under 30, by any chance? Just curious.

I'm a frayed knot, Patsy. I'm a nubile young man under 60 though.

With excellent punctuation. Thank you Lord!

Under 45? :huh:

Welcome Chingchook ;) Do you like slightly older women :blush: :naughty:

Oops! Patsy we are sounding a bit desperate here. We are not a dating Group Ching, honestly (although Patsy never says "no") :)

I have LOADS of 45s - but nothing to play them on.

Thank you Critique. I like lots of women. :)

Do you go? :)

Under 45? :huh:

*Shakes head in amazement*

lol !

Are you always this forward?

ps - I don't mind if you are. :)

Yes, yes I am. You haven't answered my question.

Ciao..and welcome.

are you fink?
are you spike?
are you jekyl and hyde?
(dont' mind me..just checking?)
Hope you have tons of fun here.
:-)

Yes, I go. Do you?

Thank you, Aondeag. :)

I have been known to go. Would you like to pop round and slap your long player on my turntable? My husband and kids are away at the mo. Oops, did I say that out loud? :shock:

This is going to be interesting. I didn't expect to actually meet people in the flesh.

Okay, then. In for a penny, in for a pound. (Should I bring my handcuffs?)

This is going to be interesting. I didn't expect to actually meet people in the flesh.

Okay, then. In for a penny, in for a pound. (Should I bring my handcuffs?)

Naaah, just take your Marigolds. It's just a ploy to get you to do her washing up, believe me :)

Phew. At least I know she's a "her" Critique. Thanks :) You can never be certain on talkboards, can you?

Washing up, huh? I don't mind indulging in S&M play now and then, but I think I'll draw the line at domestic slavery. :)

No probs, Chinny. I have a dishwasher and my husband is my domestic slave.

Yes I am very much a woman. My credit card bill proves that.

No handcuffs necessary. I won't be going anywhere. :naughty:

Oh, I don't know. You might like me to take you places.:yahoo:

I'm a frayed knot, Patsy. I'm a nubile young man under 60 though.

I hope it's not Jakeyboy in disguise again!!!!! :wink2:

Hello Ching, do you shake your thing Hee just kidding welcome to the mad house.:)

No handcuffs necessary. I won't be going anywhere. :naughty:


Oh Patsy Behave.

Hi bridge, and thank you. :)

(I'm not Jakeyboy by the way - I don't know who he is.)

Oh. I'm not a spammer either. I don't know why I've been labelled as such.

"Spammer?" just means that you are a new member. Many new members don't even bother posting. You can change your title it if you become a sponsor or donator (which means parting with your cash, I'm afraid). You'll also see it change automatically the more posts you make.

Anything else you need to know, just ask. Anything at all. :)

He's away until Friday. :wave:

This thread is creasing me up :w00t:

You're coming across as the forum strumpet Patsy :bag:

Edited to say - dont you just love the word Strumpet.

Thanks for that, Patsy.

(What's your location and your number and your favourite starting position? :naughty: )

Strumpet? Moi? Just my way of being welcoming. Ignore the Pink Pussycat, she has fleas.

Location: Living room
Number: 68 (known to peak too soon)
Favourite starting position: Conscious

HTH

I read that as "couscous", which gave rise to an interesting mental image.

LOL...I can feel a 'secret meet' on the horizon.
And yes...strumpet IS a great word.

(and any reference to any persons living etc etc.. on this forum is purely coincidental....Patsy)

:w00t: I'm liking the way your mind works very muchly, young man.

I have just read this and I really, perversly, in a dark sort of fashion hope this is Jakeyboy back in another guise, cos I would wet my knickers laughing.:laugh:

Patsy you are such a tart.

Welcome to you Inglenook, (sorry I forgot your real name) and very best of luck to you.

Don't be ridiculous, Buzz. He has only lolled once and he punctuates beautifully.

Chinny, this is Buzz. She is very bendy, if a little weak-kneed.

Don't be ridiculous, Buzz. He has only lolled once and he punctuates beautifully.

Chinny, this is Buzz. She is very bendy, if a little weak-kneed.
Patsy, you have never been fussy about a full stop or a semi colon before:pimp:

Hi Chingachgook. Welcome to SO :)

What's your favourite band?

Thank you Buzz, and, er, thank you... I think. :unsure:

What's your favourite band?

Everyone waits expectantly for the answer :unsure:

Patsy, you have never been fussy about a full stop or a semi colon before

How VERY dare you. :glare:

How are the piles, btw?

Hi Chingachgook. Welcome to SO :)

What's your favourite band?


Ohhhh please let it be Green Day!!! please please please

Hi PJ. Um, if I have to nominate just one favourite from all time I suppose it'll be Cream. Difficult choice, though.

I just read Buzz's Green Day post. Let me guess - GD is this Jakeyboy person's fave band, yes?

:applause: :yahoo:

Hi PJ. Um, if I have to nominate just one favourite from all time I suppose it'll be Cream. Difficult choice, though.

I just read Buzz's Green Day post. Let me guess - GD is this Jakeyboy person's fave band, yes?
Cream - good choice!

Who's Jakeyboy?

I assume he's a recurring troll.

I assume he's a recurring troll.
You got it - troll is the word!
So where you from - tell us about yourself. We're an extremely nosey bunch, as you've no doubt already realised :D

"We're an extremely nosey bunch..."

Yes, and not a little suspicious it seems. I'm not (and never have been) this Jakeyboy, people, but I can understand your suspicions if he is such a dick. Anyway, so long as the inquisition remains friendly and doesn't get too tiresome, I'll stick around so you can decide for yourselves if I'm to be trusted.

You had me at "how", Chinny. I'm convinced. Now PJ, stop haranguing the poor chap.

Do you like goats?

Hi Chingachgook,

Will start with your full title but I can see by reading through this thread that you have been given quite a few different names. (steer clear of Patsy if you want a good name for yourself :ninja: )
Hope you have fun here - - well I can see that you already are. Well I hope you keep posting then.

Welcome :thumbsup:

I'm convinced. Now PJ, stop haranguing the poor chap.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? I was only asking him to tell us about himself... Others do that in other intro threads all the time.

I've never eaten one. :)

You had me at "how", Chinny. I'm convinced. Now PJ, stop haranguing the poor chap.

Do you like goats?
Patsy, do you have some kind of fetish with goats?

I've never eaten one. :)
Why? Are you a vegan or something?

Sorry - I seriously am having a joke!

In all seriousness, welcome to SO Ching, hope you enjoy posting here.

Ching. Like it. Has a certain ring to it - boom boom.

Seab, just warming him up for Cat.

Do you have a Mohican then?

Welcome anyway :laugh:

A warm welcome to SO Ching, looks like you are making yourself at home, we like that. There is a surplus of women on the site so you will have to excuse the more desperate ones.

We are a bit nosey at first and we always like to know the sex not necessarily favourite positionsto avoid embarrassment later.

Bob is female btw as is Fee and myself Maz. I am not great at punctuation and spelling can be erratic but aside from that I am friendly although not to the same extent as Patsy:wink2:

Hello the Mate! You are coming across as a right bobby dazzler but when I googled you I got this:

http://www.propstore.co.uk/images/products/790/lotm-blueweapon-dvd2.jpg
:shock:
Are you here to woo us all into a false sense of security then slay us.....or are you just a little bit bonkers.

please say bonkers (if only for Patys sake).

Catherine Elizabeth.
The Next Moderator.

Thank you Seabreeze, PJ, Fee For All, Mazwad, and Catherine Elizabeth the Next Moderator/Shock Googler.

Bonkers, Cat. Mad as a carton of amphibians. Not killy though.:)

Catherine Elizabeth.
The Next Moderator.
You have gotto be kidding me!!:laugh: :laugh:

Welcome to SO Chook! :bye:

As you have gathered we are generally a friendly bunch (some a little too so...Patsy go take a cold shower deary)...I hope you enjoy posting here and judging by the way you have conducted yourself so far I'm sure you'll find life around here can be fun...(even if it does include goats and the occasionally book abuse (yes all you book abusers...your actions are still playing on my mind :evilmad: ))

TTFN

Coastie
(another Girlie dispite the blue boat!):wacko:

Thank you, Coastie.

Hm. Not too bothered about other people's sexual interest in goats (so long as they don't make it compulsory), but I don't like the sound of book abuse.

Ching. Like it. Has a certain ring to it - boom boom.

Seab, just warming him up for Cat.

Hmmmm, read post 2 luv :wink2:

Hmmmm, read post 2 luv :wink2:

Hmmm, read post 7 luv :wink2: I like Chingchook, you know, like Hilda Ogden always called everyone "chook" :smartie:

Has Patsy been taken the Viagra pills again? What a floosy, Honestly. :D Pats! do you have any spare Viagra pills i could have?

Hmmm, read post 7 luv :wink2: I like Chingchook, you know, like Hilda Ogden always called everyone "chook" :smartie:

:laugh: :laugh: I think you'll find that post 2 comes BEFORE post 7 :pimp:

:laugh: :laugh: I think you'll find that post 2 comes BEFORE post 7 :pimp:

Not on my computer number pad, it doesn't. It's up the top, first one on the left :D Anyway, I was just trying to put forward my alternative suggestion for Ching's abbreviated name :smartie:

Hmph.
Bloody goats.
I just dont' 'get' goats.
Now sheep, THOSE I get!

Hmph.
Bloody goats.
I just dont' 'get' goats.
Now sheep, THOSE I get!

A joke about "horn" sprung readily to mind there but then I remembered that I'm a respectable grandma with certain standards to maintain (ahem) so I refrained. :angel:

Hmmmm, read post 2 luv :wink2:

Who said that? :unsure:

Who said that? :unsure:

It was Moi - the bestest, cutest and funniest pink pussycat on this forum ..... or could that be because im the 'only' pink pussycat on this forum :huh:

I like lots of women. :)

saucy little devil !!!!!!!!!! :huh: :naughty:

Patsy, do you have some kind of fetish with goats?


Hello Seabreeze,

I have a fetish about grass stains, especially in the summer.

Maureen
Northern angel.
PS :cold: To cold for them in this season. :blush:

This is going to be interesting. I didn't expect to actually meet people in the flesh.

Okay, then. In for a penny, in for a pound. (Should I bring my handcuffs?)


Hello Chingachgook,

If you manage to meet any SO members in the flesh at one of the annual meets, good luck to you.

A warm welcome to you ching. BTW unless your cuffs are force issue, they are no good. :wink2:

We are a nosey bunch, a knowledgeable bunch, a cheeky bunch and some of us are funny and a good few of us are cynical.

Jakeyboy was a bit of a rebel. Who loved Green day. Hated authourity and a serious dislike for those who rule. He was a lovable rebel.

Maureen
Northern angel.

Many places in America are called after the Indian Tribes who would have lived in the region.

Chingachgook is one of many.

A Lovely place for campers and outdoor pursuits. Just been informed that does not mean grass stains. :blush: :p :hug: alright lots of hugs then.

http://www.capitaldistrictymca.com/branches/chingachgook/chingachgook.asp?id=2

Maureen
Northern angel.

saucy little devil !!!!!!!!!! :huh: :naughty:

Well, helloooooooooo bridge. :naughty:

Hello Maureen,

and thank you for your welcome.:bye:

This thread is creasing me up

You're coming across as the forum strumpet Patsy

Edited to say - dont you just love the word Strumpet.

Hello Bonsai,

How many forum strumpets, flirts, floozies, can we have have. Surely the more the merrier?

Maureen
Northern angel.
Most Honourable Wednesday night hussy. :w00t: :thumbsup:
:wine: :wine: Bottoms up.:wink2:

So you all scared him off did you :blink:

Not me. He liked me. :devil:

Not me. He liked me. :devil:

Did you offer to show him your bum ?

Not directly. :blush:

Oh god, you werent spread-eagled again on the web cam were you ? :shocking:

Of course not! Now that really WOULD have scared him off. :sick:

Plus I don't have one.

It wasn't me - I didn't go any where near him with any devious detonating device. Might have been the semi naked pictures with rice pudding and kiwi fruit.