I need to know background details!

Like for instance ... do they have to cook their own food? They must have it brought in for them and surely someone cooks it for them ... imagine that lot drawing up the strategy of how to boil an egg .... t'would be a veritble nightmare wouldn't it!

Also their clothes ... is someone washing them?

Is someone making their beds, changing their sheets and doing all the dometic stuff?

Any info? or thoughts? I mean besides finding the hole in their backsides what other things do you think this lot need help with?!