Saw this on another site and thought it was a good idea. Blindly go where no man has been before and pledge yourself to a housemate based on the number of entree's into the house on the opening night.

You can of course support your own chosen one too and more than one person can pick the same number.

So to start....

I am going to support random housemate number 8.

This is going to be the randometre that I shall update as and when:

Randon house mate:

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8 - Cat
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18

Okey doke then I shall go top of the shop and have Numero Uno....

will probably be a right freak, but then this is BB so they will all probably be freaks...:nerd:

I'll take number 5 then :)

No 15 all the way! They will win, mark my words.

Number 9 for me please.

Can I have 4 please?

Ta muchly

Random House Mate Randometre:
Randon house mate:

1 - Buzz
2
3
4 -Mars
5 - Critters
6
7
8 - Cat
9 - Mazwad
10
11
12
13
14
15 - PJ
16
17
18

Lucky number 7 for me please.

Number 11 for me please Cat :pimp:

Shall I do the honours?

Random House Mate Randometre:
Randon house mate:

1 - Buzz
2
3
4 - Mars
5 - Critters
6
7 - Patsy
8 - Cat
9 - Mazwad
10
11 - Bons
12
13
14
15 - PJ
16
17
18

I'll take number 13. Oooh I'm getting excited now! Eurovision and BB on the horizon. What more does a girl need?

Random House Mate Randometre:
Random house mate:

1 - Buzz
2
3
4 - Mars
5 - Critters
6
7 - Patsy
8 - Cat
9 - Mazwad
10
11 - Bons
12
13 - Maxine
14
15 - PJ
16
17
18

18? Is that right?

Are there really 18 housemates? How long is it going on for this time?

a big number 2 for me.

:ohmy: O oh, Dolores ain't gonna like that.

Random House Mate Randometre:
Random house mate:

1 - Buzz
2 - Smelly
3
4 - Mars
5 - Critters
6
7 - Patsy
8 - Cat
9 - Maz
10
11 - Bons
12
13 - Max
14
15 - PJ
16
17
18

number 16 please

16 it is, Seab.

Random House Mate Randometre:
Random house mate:

1 - Buzz
2 - Smelly
3
4 - Mars
5 - Critters
6
7 - Patsy
8 - Cat
9 - Maz
10
11 - Bons
12
13 - Max
14
15 - PJ
16 - Mrs Peg Leg :D
17
18

I'll have number 6 please - a sure fire winner if ever I saw one!

Could i have number 12 please TA.

Thankyou Patsy Watsy for keeping things up todate.

Here are the rules:

- once chosen said random housemate must be declared - with pride - in pickee of said random housemates siginature.

- once chosen you cannot change your mind.

- if your randomly chosen housemate falls foul of Big Brother rules you will have to offer a defence for said randomly chosen house mate.

- once your randomly chosen housemate has been evicted you cannot choose another, you are out of the contest.

- you may be called upon to answer questions about your randomly chosen housemate from other contestants from the Randomly Chosen Housemate competition.

- you can ask other participants questions about their randomly chosen housemate.

Declaration: I have the sole and complete right to change/alter/add new rules during the duration of the contest.

I am off on my holidays for 2 weeks 9-23 June so when the time comes if number 9 is still there I will ask for a volunteer spokesperson to defend my contestant. Will that be ok Catherine.

Do you have to watch the programme to play?

I am off on my holidays for 2 weeks 9-23 June so when the time comes if number 9 is still there I will ask for a volunteer spokesperson to defend my contestant. Will that be ok Catherine.

Absolutely Maz.

Do you have to watch the programme to play?

Its not in the rules Fee but I would recommend you do as if you are asked a question thus:

Fee: Why did your randomly chosen housemate remove the Llama from the pen.

You're not going to know the answer are you?

Thankyou Patsy Watsy for keeping things up todate.

Here are the rules:

- once chosen said random housemate must be declared - with pride - in pickee of said random housemates siginature.

- once chosen you cannot change your mind.

- if your randomly chosen housemate falls foul of Big Brother rules you will have to offer a defence for said randomly chosen house mate.

- once your randomly chosen housemate has been evicted you cannot choose another, you are out of the contest.

- you may be called upon to answer questions about your randomly chosen housemate from other contestants from the Randomly Chosen Housemate competition.

- you can ask other participants questions about their randomly chosen housemate.

Declaration: I have the sole and complete right to change/alter/add new rules during the duration of the contest.
You never said there would be rules, I thought this was just another mind rambling exercise for you (think wombs and lava lamps). This last rule worries me the most

Its not in the rules Fee but I would recommend you do as if you are asked a question thus:

Fee: Why did your randomly chosen housemate remove the Llama from the pen.

You're not going to know the answer are you?

Number three please Cat.

I shall answer as I feel appropriate.:nerd:

Have the housemates been revealed already?

You're welcome, Chatsplat.

Random House Mate Randometre:
Random house mate:

1 - Buzz
2 - Smelly
3 - Fee
4 - Mars
5 - Critters
6 - Rob
7 - Patsy
8 - Cat
9 - Maz
10
11 - Bons
12 - Bridge
13 - Max
14
15 - PJ
16 - Mrs Peg Leg :D
17
18

I'll have 10 then Catalina my sweet, being as Max and Patsy have picked my "lucky" numbers..................and may the best egyptian goddess win :laugh:

I like the look of number 14 please!

gosh this is exciting ... but as maxine says 18 of 'em!! blimey o'riley!

Can I have number 4 please! :boxing:

Further Rules:

This is going to be a points game and points mean prizes guys and gals. Everyone starts off with 20 random points.

They will be awarded or taken away as the competition progresses, there will be tasks and questions through out.

So...LETS PLAY!

Further Rules:

This is going to be a points game and points mean prizes guys and gals. Everyone starts off with 20 random points.

They will be awarded or taken away as the competition progresses, there will be tasks and questions through out.

So...LETS PLAY!
This sounds like your budget plan...random entries...points taken away...

This sounds like your budget plan...random entries...points taken away...

Shut up




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Shut up




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ok.






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not really.....:yahoo:

Latest update from the Randometre:

1 - Buzz
2 - Smelly
3 - Fee
4 - Mars & Bobski
5 - Critters
6 - Rob
7 - Patsy
8 - Cat
9 - Maz
10 - Isis
11 - Bons
12 - Bridge
13 - Max
14 - Dolores
15 - PJ
16 - Mrs Peg Leg
17
18

How can Bob and Mars have the same number?

Saw this on another site and thought it was a good idea. Blindly go where no man has been before and pledge yourself to a housemate based on the number of entree's into the house on the opening night.

You can of course support your own chosen one too and more than one person can pick the same number.

So to start....

I am going to support random housemate number 8.

Little refresher Pats. :wink_kiss

Can me and Bob team up? :nerd:

Can me and Bob team up? :nerd:

No you can't team up Mars. I stated in the rules from the off that 2 or more people could have the same number.

The joy of winning your points will be proof of the pudding.

Can me and Bob team up? :nerd:

I wouldn't. She'll slap a paternity order on you :w00t:

once chosen said random housemate must be declared - with pride - in pickee of said random housemates siginature.

Catherine dear I think you need to pick a few people up here.

Yes Maz they will regret it now.

5 points are to be awarded to those who have adhered by the rules and have their pledged random housemate in their signature, those who havn't will lose 5 points.

Everyone starts off with 20 Big Brother Random Bonus Points so here are the scores today:

1 Buzz . 25
2 Smelly Cat 15
3 Fee . 25
4 Mars . 25
4 Bob . 15
5 Critters . 25
6 Rob . 15
7 Patsy . 25
8 Cat .
9 Maz . 25
10 Isis . 15
11 Bonsai . 15
12 Bridge . 25
13 Max . 25
14 Dolores . 25
15 PJ . 15
16 Seabreeze 15
17
18

BONUS QUESTION:

Craig Phillips won Big Brother 1, he put his money towards a heart operation for a friend. What was that friends name?

************10 RANDOM POINTS****************

Patsy, i sodding-well want number seven!

failing that (and i probably have), i'll grab number seventeen...please.

Joanne Harris.

I claim my 10 points. And I'd like 5 more for goog, erm, knowing she has Down's Syndrome.

Ta :wink_kiss

Yes Maz they will regret it now.

5 points are to be awarded to those who have adhered by the rules and have their pledged random housemate in their signature, those who havn't will lose 5 points.

Everyone starts off with 20 Big Brother Random Bonus Points so here are the scores today:

1 Buzz . 25
2 Smelly Cat 15
3 Fee . 25
4 Mars . 25
4 Bob . 15
5 Critters . 25
6 Rob . 15
7 Patsy . 25
8 Cat .
9 Maz . 25
10 Isis . 15
11 Bonsai . 15
12 Bridge . 25
13 Max . 25
14 Dolores . 25
15 PJ . 15
16 Seabreeze 15
17
18
I would like my 5 points back please. I have only just realised we have rules and I have a sore leg :bag:

Can I have 5 for knowing they had to fly her to America for her operation?

Patsy, i sodding-well want number seven!

failing that (and i probably have), i'll grab number seventeen...please.

Will people read the friggin rules.

You can have number seven Woodstock, it says so in the opening post of this thread, so would you like 7 or have you settled with 17 now?

Fee, Mars and Seabreeze - No.

BONUS QUESTION

Who said:

"Football is my religion and I need to worship at the temple.
Since I couldn't watch the game I had to shave my head to support England,"

********7 RANDOM POINTS**********

Bubble?

-Lengthening-

Well done Mars (oh good). Your total is now 32, you are in second place to Fee's 35.

PS What are we looking at now eh? Around 8" circumference??

If i tell you do I get more points?

17, ev

BONUS QUESTION

In Big Brother 4 what unusual occurance happened on 4th July.

********5 RANDOM POINTS**********











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.

If i tell you do I get more points?

17, ev



NO!









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.

on July the 4th in BB4 was that the day that Cameron got shipped off to Africa? (shame he came back though!)

No 5 please.

on July the 4th in BB4 was that the day that Cameron got shipped off to Africa? (shame he came back though!)

Nope.

I liked Cameron, he did something to me...maybe it was his total innocence I just wanted to rip from him and soil him big stylee...I'm not sure. He also came out with one of my favourite ever comments:

"It's not big and it's not clever"

It was about the others being drunk, not that I have taken his advice on board.

No 5 please.


Hi Dave and a big warm welcome to the show. You can most certainly have random housemate number 5 who is also being supported by the lovely Critters.

You have 20 Random Bonus points to start with.

Good luck and I hope you enjoy the ride!


PS Have you seen my new drain in the garden thread?

July 4th, Bomb scare, right?

Housemates evacuated

Ooooh, get him!

July 4th, Bomb scare, right?

Housemates evacuated

how could i forget that ... it was probably the most single interesting thing for the whole of BB4 (except for Ray ... my goodness he was beautiful man!)

July 4th, Bomb scare, right?

Housemates evacuated


BING BONG!
Well done Mars 5 points to you, you are in the lead with 37.

BING BONG!
Well done Mars 5 points to you, you are in the lead with 37.

Woooooooooooo!

Is that Bing Bong the diary room Bing Bong?

BONUS QUESTION

Who said:

"It’s been wicked. Don’t cry because you’ll set me off.”

********10 RANDOM POINTS**********















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.

Alison?

-Lenghtening-

Alison?

-Lenghtening-

you know too much Mars!

you know too much Mars!

Ah, but this one is a guess!

He's wrong Dol.

Keep trying random people.

I've just realised I can't play can I? I shall still support my random house mate but I won't answer the questions.

It's a bit like deal or no deal isn't ...its all in the hand of the voters no matter how hard you try. But I might change my mind about this.

Why don't you let the winner pose the next question?

Sunita.

Well done Fee (blimey!). You are in the lead with 45.

Hows about this one then:



Whos name is an anagram of the following:

Miley Cult

I want name and series and age NOW.

6 Bonus Points

Lic Mutley. Wacky Porn Race. Age 43.

Lic Mutley. Wacky Porn Race. Age 43.

Oh **** off.

Tim Culley BB3, age 23

(He replaced Sandy who escaped after climbing over the wall)

(Sandy avoided eviction in week 2, up against Alison and Alex, which, incidently, is the closest vote in history, anywhere, ever)

Tim Culley BB3, age 23

(He replaced Sandy who escaped after climbing over the wall)

(Sandy avoided eviction in week 2, up against Alison and Alex, which, incidently, is the closest vote in history, anywhere, ever)

Wrong.







......

Ah age now. i thought it was a command, i thought you wanted the info now.


Tim Culley, BB3, 23.

BB4 year - 24
BB5 year - 25
BB6 year - 26

So i presume his age NOW is 27

BING BONG!
You are correct Mars well done - always read the question.

At start of play today the scores are:

1 Buzz 25
2 Smelly Cat 15
3 Fee 45
4 Mars 38
4 Bob 15
5 Critters 25
5 Survivorfan 20
6 Rob 15
7 Patsy 25
8 Cat
9 Maz 25
10 Isis 15
11 Bonsai 15
12 Bridge 25
13 Max 25
14 Dolores 25
15 PJ 15
16 Seabreeze 15
17 Woodstock 20
18

Not bad for someone who neither likes nor watches it :)

How did I get 25 already?

Not bad for someone who neither likes nor watches it :)

yeh, yeh ... whatever you say dear! :whistling:

How did I get 25 already?
You turned up in this thread, that qualifies you as having an interest.

Well at least I won't get nil points, then. Can't see me getting much more. I've the memory of a goldfish with dementia at the moment.

How did I get 25 already?

Everyone starts off with 20 random points and I awarded 5 to those who had their random housemate in their signature and took 5 away from those who didn't.

Sometimes you will be awarded points beyond your control.

Can you delete a point from yourself for labouring the "M" point in your signature?

Can I have the last housemate number 18 please.
I thought there were only 16 housemates anyway??

Or can I have the one supposedly going in with the kitkat wrapper:w00t:

Can you delete a point from yourself for labouring the "M" point in your signature?

No.

RANDOM POINTS GALORE!!!!!
Introduce your random housemate;

Name:

Age:

Nationality:

Sex:

Straight or gay:

Star Sign:

Occupation:

Most likely to say:

The first 7 are worth 15 points each if you are correct and the saying will be awarded 20 points on merit and originality.

For example (can I join in this one?):

Name: Lisa Armstrong

Age: 24

Nationality: Swedish

Sex: Female

Straight or gay: Straight

Star Sign: Aries

Occupation: Nurse

Most likely to say: Would you like a cup of tea?


I am feeling left out and would like to play too, would other people like to put forward questions???

What food did Brian choose for his party?

7 points rammed on for the first correct answer.

(See what I did there? Did you?)

Can I have the last housemate number 18 please.
I thought there were only 16 housemates anyway??

Or can I have the one supposedly going in with the kitkat wrapper:w00t:


Yes you may Andrea. If it turns out that there isn't an 18 you can choose another and take any points with you..ok.

Housemate Nummer Drei.

Name: Colin Tinkel

Age: 46

Nationality: English

Sex: M

Straight or gay: Celibate-bi

Star Sign: Pisces

Occupation: Health & Safety Inspector

Most likely to say: Oh, you don't want to be doing that now, do you?

What food did Brian choose for his party?

7 points rammed on for the first correct answer.

(See what I did there? Did you?)

Curry??

I did see what you did there but it took a while.

Name: Mike

Age: 24

Nationality: British

Sex: Male

Straight or gay: straight

Star Sign: Capricorn

Occupation: Model
Most likely to say:
She`s a bit of alright isn`t she

Curry??

I did see what you did there but it took a while.

No

You're not very good at this, are you? http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y118/FenellaFinkelstein/smiley/post-49835-1119740232.gif

No

You're not very good at this, are you? http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y118/FenellaFinkelstein/smiley/post-49835-1119740232.gif

No. She's not. Do I get 5 points?

If it were up to me Maxine, then gladly. :angel_not

But I fear only Cat has that power. You can have seven though if you know what Brian chose for his party.

Brian had pizza ???

ooh tricky one Fee Fandanzler...I've got it down to his birthday during week five but can't find any mention of food anywhere. grrrrrr

SB - no.:pimp:

Cat - you might find the www. quicker than Searching the Forums :laugh:

OK a random guess of a roast dinner, six bottles of wine and four bottles of champagne, any closer Fee?

Oh well done on the roast dinner Cat.

Give yourself six points.

What food did Brian choose for his party?

7 points rammed on for the first correct answer.

(See what I did there? Did you?)

.......7 fee, 7

I deducted one for the clue.

I felt it was appropriate.http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y118/FenellaFinkelstein/smiley/glasses15.gif

Five times I read your post Fee before I 'got' it. Five bleedin times....and each time I was no wiser than the last, until the last when my ears rang with the pennies dropping.....doh..

Such diligence should be rewarded :ninja:

Name: Bernard Hargreaves

Age: 51

Nationality: English

Sex: Male

Straight or gay: Asexual

Star Sign: Pisces

Occupation: Professional Jon Snow lookalike

Most likely to say: "It's a lot smaller than I thought it would be"


Points please!

I deducted one for the clue.

I felt it was appropriate.http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y118/FenellaFinkelstein/smiley/glasses15.gif

What friggin clue...I didn't see a friggin clue.

Excuse me. If i remember correctly Brian had two parties.

One roast beef dinner and one teddy bears picnic

I remember because he had to give up his beloved teddy bears. Mr. Bear and Mr. Cow. Mr. Bear represented the teddy bears picnic and Mr. Cow represented a roast beef dinner.

I remember too much don't I?

Name: Captain Birdseye

Age: 147

Nationality: Fishy

Sex: Male

Straight or gay: Both

Star Sign: Pisces

Occupation: Makes fish fun

Most likely to say: 'Our products contain no colours or preservatives'

Cat - you might find the www. quicker than Searching the Forums :laugh:
^^^ Clue

:nerd:

Oooh PJ - Colin and Bernard are going to get on sooo well.

Riveting viewing.

God you lot are a bunch of sad b@stards. Can I have a point for that??:wink_kiss

God you lot are a bunch of sad b@stards. Can I have a point for that??:wink_kiss
How dare you. :boxing:

Cat, deduct 10 points from this one.

Where do I find out who my housemate is please?

We'll send Bernard and Colin round....:boxing:

Bernard. Colin. Don't sound the most exciting housemates ever, do they?

Where can I find mine?

www.makeoneupyoudaftcow.com

:glare: I see. Right.

Randmon Housemate Number 7.

Name: Moira

Age: 66

Nationality: Scottish

Sex: Female

Straight or gay: Straight

Star Sign: Gemini

Occupation: Sub-Postmistress

Most likely to say: I got stuck in the Peaks once.

Name : Bertha

Age : MYFB

Nationality : Polish

Sex : Femalish

Straight or gay : Whatever you want to play

Star sign : Taurus

Occupation : Domanatrix

Most likely to say : On your knees NOW

^^^ Clue

:nerd:

I'd got the answer before I saw this..so give me back my 1 point.

Only if I get one for being pleasant and helpful :evilmad:

Only if I get one for being pleasant and helpful :evilmad:

Only if you can answer this without googling...who came 2nd to Brian.

You have one minute.

It was Helen "I like blinkin', I do". Can I have some points, please?

Yes you can pats, and i'm going to give you another for the blinkin comment.

2 points for you Patsy bringing you into equal 3rd place with me. You can put forward your own question you know. Then I can play.

Fee my point.

Quick Fire Round
Who have been the winners so far.

You have 10 minutes.Worth 10 random points.

Here, catch http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y118/FenellaFinkelstein/coin_toss_lg_wht.gif

Here, catch http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y118/FenellaFinkelstein/coin_toss_lg_wht.gif


Got it...1 rightfull point for me.

Craig, Brian, Kate, Cameron, Nadia, Anthony

Craig
Jack Dee
Brian
Kate
Mark Owen
Cameron
Paul (Teen BB)
Nadia
Bez
Anthony
Chantelle

Phillips, Dowling, Lawler, Stout, Almada, Hutton

CBB is different.

Shove off Mars - I'm on a roll here.:nerd:

Phillips, Dowling, Lawler, Stout, Almada, Hutton

Dee, Owen, Brennan, Mark Berry ,Houghton

Different version, sameshow, format and franchise

I will not shove off:boxing:

Craig, Brian, Kate, Cameron, Nadia, Anthony

I will accept this answer as you did give the surnames too.

10 points to you fee.

But I also will give Mars 5 for his inclusion of the celebrity winners as I hadn't made that clear. Unless I ask for it DO NOT include celebrity contest.


Points so far:

Fee 55
Mars 37

Fee I am going to deduct 3 points for being agressive towards Mars. Yes I know we all want to win but tread carefully OK?

Fee 52
Mars 37

RANDOM POINTS
Which bb series had a duvet cover of pebbles.

Worth 2 Points

5

-Lengthening-

What two occupations did Tom in BB1 have ?

Worth 6 points if that is ok with the mistress of this competition.

three

Sorry Mars :mellow:

farmer and computer engineer

three

Sorry Mars :mellow:


Apology accepted

And actually, I think you are right.

three

Sorry Mars :mellow:


Fee you are right.

For one who dosn't watch big brother this must be very embarassing for you, you are going to be a walking talking bank of BB trivia.

2 points, you total is now 54

I think I am - but you can go next.

D'you want a sweetie? :)

Can I get my points back now please?

I think I am - but you can go next.

D'you want a sweetie? :)

Can I get my points back now please?


My mother always told me not to take sweets from strangers

What are they?

Correct Mars well done 6 points

Picking up of points.

- each random member has the power to offer questions and choose their random points awarded.

- each random member can submit any other idea that is advantagious to the quiz.



My only concern is how, if I'm not about, are random points going to be accounted for? I suggest each awardee pm's me with points and they can be checked by an random adjudicator....


Anyone want to be A Random Adjudicator...you get 10 points?

Chocoalte Buttons

QUESTION FOR CAT ONLY:

12 BOSSY BONUS POINTS

What does Cameron have in common with Oor Wullie?

Correct Mars well done 6 points

Mars you are now on 42.

Me! Me! Pick me!

Please, please, please!

Chocoalte Buttons

QUESTION FOR CAT ONLY:

12 BOSSY BONUS POINTS

What does Cameron have in common with Oor Wullie?



He voices one of the characters on Radio Scotland?

No he doesn't. Not Oor Wullie.

I'll adjudicate, cos I stand fuk all chance of getting any points off Mars and Fee....

can I have the 10 points now please

No he doesn't. Not Oor Wullie.


Oor Wullie is the UK equivilent of Janet and John. This is how he learn't to read??

Please god.

I'll adjudicate, cos I stand fuk all chance of getting any points off Mars and Fee....

can I have the 10 points now please

:glare:Don't you have shelves that need watering, Miss Dimmock?

who the frig is oour willie?

I'll adjudicate, cos I stand fuk all chance of getting any points off Mars and Fee....

can I have the 10 points now please

Points are only awarded as proof of the pudding Buzz.

You can by all means be the adjudicator, and after you have been a good one your points will be awarded.


10 points pending.

Oor Wullie is the UK equivilent of Janet and John. This is how he learn't to read??

Please god.

http://www.thatsbraw.co.uk/Oor%20Wullie/Wullie-on-bucket-1938.jpg

No

:glare:Don't you have shelves that need watering, Miss Dimmock?
No it rained a couple of days ago, they drown if they get too much water. Don't you know nuffink about gardens?

Points are only awarded as proof of the pudding Buzz.

You can by all means be the adjudicator, and after you have been a good one your points will be awarded.


10 points pending.

Why not me? I asked first.

Is it because I'm Scottish?

Points are only awarded as proof of the pudding Buzz.

You can by all means be the adjudicator, and after you have been a good one your points will be awarded.


10 points pending.
I am going to take you to a tribumal about this. you didn't say in the advert that the points would be awarded afterwards...you should have put that in the advert, I demand my 10 points....now:ranting:

Why not me? I asked first.

Is it because I'm Scottish?
No it's because you are a nine fingered tattooed lesbian.

^^Useless.

She'd have taken your points and done a runner :glare:

No it's because you are a nine fingered tattooed lesbian.

How does your mind work exactly?:blink:

I blame it all on video nasties.

How does your mind work exactly?:blink:

I blame it all on video nasties.
it's a bit hit and miss really. somedays it's good others not so good and the rest fairly awful really. It's just the luck of the draw which day you catch it on.

D'you think Cat is lost?

D'you think Cat is lost?
I think she has just given up...it's all gone a bit off topic and whats the other thing? ramdon...

I asked her if she had entered the football comp and I think she has gone off to do it.

Why not me? I asked first.

Is it because I'm Scottish?

No its because you are black.

Look I'm tired and a tad tiddley.

Any further points will be loggated by the adjuicatgor that is Buzz.#
OK#

Which TV show have Helen and Paul appeared on this week? 50 points for me for coming up with a question. This thread is getting very silly.

Which TV show have Helen and Paul appeared on this week? 50 points for me for coming up with a question. This thread is getting very silly.


Patsy it is not...just because you arn't enjoying it dont' diss.

Havn't got a clue pats.

Phillip (god I would love go get my hands on you) Schofield and Fat Fern?

Nope. How many points do I get?

Gmtv ?...................

Nope. How many points do I get?

None what so ever. You offered yourself 50 points and didn't offer any to the winner of the question.

Infact Pats I am going to deduct 5 points, for being greedy and grabbing.

What was Sada from BB1 series original christian name. 8 points for this one

Alison.

Eight points please.

I'm thrown by the use of the word original

but Walkington?

She changed her name by deed poll. Do keep up.

She changed her name by deed poll. Do keep up.


Pffft shush you :cry:

Correct Fee 8 points to you fastest finger on the google button.

None what so ever. You offered yourself 50 points and didn't offer any to the winner of the question.

Infact Pats I am going to deduct 5 points, for being greedy and grabbing.

No, Maz. Not GMTV.

Oi! Hang on a minute, Mrs Powerpants, I will allot anyone who gets the answer right 50 points also, but they only have until midnight tonight. Then can I have my points?

Loose Women Patsy?

QUESTION FOR CAT ONLY:

12 BOSSY BONUS POINTS

What does Cameron have in common with Oor Wullie?


OK anyone, as this has Cat beaten.

Google? Moi? My middle name is Endemol

Loose Women Patsy?

Nope. Clue - it was a Sky channel.

Fee, is the link just the fact they are both Scottish?

They are both virgins (Cannae wait til i get married!)

Patsy, Big Brother's best bits or top housemates on E4?

Neither of them smoke.

No and No and No.

It's to do with newspapers (and that's minus four points for the clue)

Celebrity Fear Factor?

Have they both appeared as cartoons in the sunday post ?

Or upped the readership of said newspaper.

Fee - you're question has me stumped. Is oor Wullie supposed to be from Orkney too? :bored:

Oooh so close Maz, you deserve the points. They have both been regulars in that very newspaper. Oor Wullie is a long-time favourite and Cameron had a regular column in same paper.

Booooo........

DO I get any points for my answer...?

Fee - you're question has me stumped. Is oor Wullie supposed to be from Orkney too? :bored:
Silly boy. He lives up the next close to The Broons in the Gorbals.

Thank you kindly so how many points did I get?

Twelve, less four is eight, maz.

Silly boy. He lives up the next close to The Broons in the Gorbals.
Ok - so do I get any points or not?

Ta will you pm them to Cat as per instructions as we have to follow the rules or she will fret.

Ok - so do I get any points or not?

No.

But you can have a jeelly piece if you can catch it

http://www.helluvaengineer.com/images/food/sandwich_jam.jpg

Celebrity Fear Factor?

Correct, Fiona. 50 points for us both. Hurrah! Would you do the honours please, I'm going to bed.

Sorry Fee just re read the rules I am supposed to do it.

But you can have a jeelly piece if you can catch it
I hope you're not flinging it out a 20 storey flat as I doubt I'll catch it.

Anyway, don't you think that Oor Wullie bears an uncanny resemblance to the twins in The Broons? Do you think they could in fact be triplets?

Any points on the go for this observation?

Don't be silly. He's Daphne's love child.

So nul points.

Don't be silly. He's Daphne's love child.

So nul points.
I always fancied Daphne. Or was it Maggie?

http://www.thatsbraw.co.uk/Annuals/1939bf.jpg

I had a pony called Daphne. Was it her you fancied?

Ah, it wasn't Daphne then, it was Maggie. But that's an old picture of them - Maggie's looks improved with time.

Randometre Score Board at start of play on 15th May 2006.

1 Buzz 25
2 Smelly Cat 15
3 Fee 54
4 Mars 43
4 Bob 15
5 Critters 25
5 Survivorfan 20
6 Rob 15
7 Patsy 25
8 Cat 27
9 Maz 33
10 Isis 15
11 Bonsai 15
12 Bridge 25
13 Max 25
14 Dolores 25
15 PJ 15
16 Seabreeze 15
17 Woodstock 20
18 Andrea 20

MORE RULES

- all contestants can profer questions (I can join in then) but the value of the points must be between 1 - 10 points depending on the severity of the the question.

- new people are welcome to join still and start competing, they will start with 20 RANDOM POINTS the same as every one else.

- if foul play is suspected (i.e asking easy questions for your friends to get to up random points awardation) suspension could incur.

Have a nice day.

Oi where's my 10 adujicator points gone? I havent forgotton you know, I just go t tired and and went to bed...

I demand my 10 points be added now. in fact....

1 Buzz 35...to include her well deserved adjuicator points...
2 Smelly Cat 15
3 Fee 54
4 Mars 43
4 Bob 15
5 Critters 25
5 Survivorfan 20
6 Rob 15
7 Patsy 25
8 Cat 27
9 Maz 33
10 Isis 15
11 Bonsai 15
12 Bridge 25
13 Max 25
14 Dolores 25
15 PJ 15
16 Seabreeze 15
17 Woodstock 20
18 Andrea 20

Randometre Score Board at start of play on 15th May 2006.

1 Buzz 25
2 Smelly Cat 15
3 Fee 54
4 Mars 43
4 Bob 15
5 Critters 25
5 Survivorfan 20
6 Rob 15
7 Patsy 25
8 Cat 27
9 Maz 33
10 Isis 15
11 Bonsai 15
12 Bridge 25
13 Max 25
14 Dolores 25
15 PJ 15
16 Seabreeze 15
17 Woodstock 20
18 Andrea 20

Err, where are my points for making up my random housemate, Bernard Hargreaves?

And mine for Moira? And mine and Fee's for the Paul and Helen question?

Come on now. :mad2:

1 Buzz 35...to include her well deserved adjuicator points...
2 Smelly Cat 15
3 Fee 104
4 Mars 43
4 Bob 15
5 Critters 25
5 Survivorfan 20
6 Rob 15
7 Patsy 85
8 Cat 27
9 Maz 33
10 Isis 15
11 Bonsai 15
12 Bridge 25
13 Max 25
14 Dolores 25
15 PJ 15
16 Seabreeze 15
17 Woodstock 20
18 Andrea 20

Patsy, in the light of recent events, I'd question Buzz's eligibility for her 'ajudication' points :glare:

They were self-awarded, Fee. She must waive them herself, if her conscience allows.

They were contingent on her satisfactorily completing a probationary period :nerd:

She appears to have failed miserably by not maintaining the list in a competent manner.

Shall we mount a coup?

Shall we mount a coup?
You can mount Red Rum for all I care. No one is taking those points off me, do you hear me?:gunsmilie

Right thats it! If you would read the rules everything will become clear.

Buzz - I said you had 10 points pending if you proved to be a good adjudicator but in the light of your actions today..YOU'RE FIRED.

PJ - the point of making up your random housemate was to see how close you are to the real thing. On thursday when they enter the the house if the 15th housemate is called Bernard or Hargreaves you will get 15 points (the chances of him being called Bernard Hargreaves are pretty slim but lets just cover our backs shall - if the 15th housemate to enter the house is Bernard Hargreaves you get 100 points. If you have guessed male - you get 15 points (if its a male) if his occupation is as you have suggested you get another 15 points..SEE NOW?

Patsy - You do not get points for asking the questions, only answering.

All - only the adjudicator and myself can adjust the score board - position vacant.


BONUS POINTS

After the Cub Scout Task was failed in series 4 who threatened to walk AND what did they throw across the bedroom?

8 RANDOM POINTS

Bloody hell, one decent thread and she turns into Alan Sugar!

You're fired indeed....

I am still going to keep the points you know.

:pimp:

'Twas Ray and a book what he slung.

Adjudicate that!

I think we should deduct points for appalling grammar...

is it one l or two? wish there was someone on here who knew these sorts of things...

Two Ls, Buzzooki, well done. :thumbsup:

At least you didn't spell silliness with a Y. :w00t:

Two Ls, Buzzooki, but I fear you may have overdone it in the P department. Nice effort, though.

At least you didn't spell silliness with a Y. :w00t:
No I didn't there are TWO p's in appalling. Smart ar$e

Oooohhhhhh you editted it...you did......

Yes. Yes of course I did.

And there's one T in edited.
*smug*

'Twas Ray and a book what he slung.

Adjudicate that!


BING BONG!
Well done Patsy
8 points ot you, you are now on 30 points, which is 3rd place by the by.

How about this one then:

BONUS POINTS

In Series 4 - why did Nush nominate Gos in the fifth week.
4 RANDOM POINTS

Why am I on 30? I was on 25 before.

The only reason she could come up with was that he had smelly farts. More to be congratulated, I would have thought.

and he wouldn't let her pick at the food when he as cooking....

Because he never gave any opinions

The only reason she could come up with was that he had smelly farts. More to be congratulated, I would have thought.

BING BONG

You are correct Patsy.

I will go back and check your accoung if you are in dispute.

I want an enquiry, cos I am right too. I want some points for answering the question.......:devil:

Who;s the adjudicator since your fired me Sir Alan, thank you for the opportunity?

Who;s the adjudicator since your fired me Sir Alan, thank you for the opportunity?

How many points do we get for answering your question? :blink:

BING BONG

You are correct Patsy.

I will go back and check your accoung if you are in dispute.

Patsy points awarded thus

20
+ 5 for having random housemate in signature
+ 2 for question
- 5 for being grabby and greedy
+ 8 for question

= 30 points.

How many points do we get for answering your question? :blink:
I really wouldn't waste the finger power, she seems to like being in charge, she won't take anyone on in the role...

But I persoanlly would award you 100 points Mars,cos I like you.

How many points do we get for answering your question? :blink:

Nil. That wasn't a Random Housemate Question, it was rhetorical.

I really wouldn't waste the finger power, she seems to like being in charge, she won't take anyone on in the role...

But I persoanlly would award you 100 points Mars,cos I like you.

And I would repay the compliment Buzz. I say we are both morally winning.

But I persoanlly would award you 100 points Mars,cos I like you.


But thats not in the nature of the competition is it Buzz. Points mean Points and points mean PRIZES.



However, privately I would quite happily give Mars 1 :w00t:

Oh.....there are no numbers left.....does that mean I can't play? :(

I wanna play, I wanna play!!

Can I just jump in and try to answer the questions anyway?

But thats not in the nature of the competition is it Buzz. Points mean Points and points mean PRIZES.



However, privately I would quite happily give Mars 1 :w00t:

And i would take that Cat. Anything to boost my tally.

Oh.....there are no numbers left.....does that mean I can't play? :(

I wanna play, I wanna play!!

Can I just jump in and try to answer the questions anyway?
Read the rules before you get told off. You can double up on any number

Oh.....there are no numbers left.....does that mean I can't play? :(

I wanna play, I wanna play!!

Can I just jump in and try to answer the questions anyway?

WILL YOU READ THE RULES!!!

Oh course you can play. Let me breif - e -fy.

The number you pick is random - say 3. You are then connected to the housemate that is the 3rd to walk into the house. You can submit a RANDOM guess as to what that housemate is going to be (scroll back to about page 10 to see submission form.). You will start of with 20 RANDOM POINTS.

Just join in and answer and profer questions willy nilley. Seems to be going quite well so far apart from the odd person(s) trying to bend the rules.

And i would take that Cat.


That makes a 41 year old lady very happy indeed Mars.

:applause:

5 points to you.

Wooo. :applause:


Thank you very much!

(and I'm not gonna push my luck, my points are too precious)

Thanks Cat :)

I'll have number 11 please....who will be:



Name: Stacey

Age: 20

Nationality: British (or more specifically English)

Sex: Female

Straight or gay: Bi (or if I can't have that straight)

Star Sign: Pisces

Occupation: works in a nail bar

Most likely to say: OH MY GOD!

Welcome to the show Minkelmar (what does that mean by the by). You are starting off with 20 Randon Points and Stacey, your Random House Mate has been logged in my file.

Can I remind peeps that these must be in by thursday 6pm.


Its you chance to earn points...and we know what points mean dont' we...yes PRIZES!!!!!


The updated list is posted each morning, so fret not Minkelmar...you are number 11 with Bonsai.

Good luck
:thumbsup:

Oh right, are we supposed to actually assign a personality to our number then?

Do we get points for that?

Oh right, are we supposed to actually assign a personality to our number then?

Do we get points for that?

Buzz, you have done it already in your Random Housemate Submission, I can only release the results when the friggin house mates go in.

For faulks sake.

I don't think I have you know, I havent given number 1 a name like others seem to have done....should I do so now?

I don't think I have you know, I havent given number 1 a name like others seem to have done....should I do so now?

Go back to page number 9 and submit. I am keeping till thrusday.

Go back to page number 9 and submit. I am keeping till thrusday.
I don't understand I am on page 9 now.

I shall just do it;

Name: Sarah Farqhuad

Age: 45

Nationality: english

Sex: not since 1978

Straight or Gay: not sure, its not seen light of day since 1978

Star Sign : Libra

Occupation: social worker

Most likely to say: I blame the parents

...how'ma doin'?

Randometre Score Board at start of play on 16th May 2006.

1 Buzz 25
2 Smelly Cat 15
3 Fee 54
4 Mars 48
4 Bob 15
5 Critters 25
5 Survivorfan 20
6 Rob 15
7 Patsy 30
8 Cat 27
9 Maz 33
10 Isis 15
11 Bonsai 15
11 Minkelmar 20
12 Bridge 25
13 Max 25
14 Dolores 25
15 PJ 15
16 Seabreeze 15
17 Woodstock 20
18 Andrea 20


Woodstock I put you as number 17, you have 20 RANDOM POINTS. You need up up your auntie by gaining more points - answer some RANDOM questions and fill in the form on page 9.

Have a nice day everyone.
:applause:

Cat - can i have my 5 points pleasy weasy :w00t:

Cat - can i have my 5 points pleasy weasy :w00t:

No, it was awarded just to those how had already done it.

However sharpen your claws on this:

BONUS POINTS

Which retiring housemate said this:

"I'm full of myself," "This is difficult to deny. But the look I think is a gift. I'm lucky but the package I think is good."

10 Random Points

The Italian Stallion himself, Roberto. Speaks a bit like Antonio. Do you remember him, Catherine?

I have no idea.....so I'll plump for Kemal

AH FEK!! Am I too late for this? Don't wanna be left out but have no idea what to do:ohmy: ......