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PJ
18-05-2006, 08:28 PM
Oh God NO!!! I (kind of) know this person. Well, my sister does more than me.
He has applied for every reality tv show under the sun and acts as if he's famous around Glasgow. Good God NO! How did he manage to get on this. He's a grade A plonker of epic proportions. :shutup:

Fee For All
18-05-2006, 08:42 PM
Can I have your autograph?

Mars
18-05-2006, 08:51 PM
OI! Thats my housemate!

Cat
18-05-2006, 10:17 PM
I quite like him so far.

He's got nice teeth PJ

PJ
18-05-2006, 10:32 PM
Does he? Can't say I noticed.

I am probably over-reacting a bit here actually. I have only seen him once in a club (no, not a gay club before someone cracks this obvious joke) and he was dancing to Girls Aloud or something with all these fannies around him cheering. The reason I know it was him is because "Shabaz" is quite notorious in Glasgow for his constant attempts to get on TV and show-off.
And he is mates with a person my sister used to work with. She's met him at a few parties before and said he is irritating beyond belief.
Still can't believe he's actually on BB.

And Fee, you can only get my autograph if I can have your panties to sign.

Fee For All
18-05-2006, 11:33 PM
Done!

http://tofino.ex.ac.uk/virvic/themes/childhood/images/fl_pants.jpg

PJ
18-05-2006, 11:52 PM
And done!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b16/pjwilson83/fl_pants.jpg

Bob
19-05-2006, 02:28 AM
OMG thats my housemate!
Well at least I got one of the lively ones.
Intense though or what! I imagine if I were in there he'd be stroking my bump :unsure:
Loving the cardigan

bridge
19-05-2006, 07:49 AM
I quite like him, well it's early days yet, he could become an annoying little twerp?

Dolores
19-05-2006, 07:52 AM
was it my imagination or was he walking round holding another guy's hand for some of the time?!

actually thought he seemed ok ... but if he is a show off and I don't like show offs i suspect I will go off him!

Bonsai
19-05-2006, 08:21 AM
I cant say i warmed to him. He was too 'in your face' and would irritate me greatly if i were in the house.

Lets hope he calms down.

IsLe Of WeAtHeR
19-05-2006, 08:22 AM
Fans of Seinfeld (and if you are not then shame on you, go to your room and shut the door) will note that Shebang is a "close talker" and because of that will be voted out asap.

Buzz
19-05-2006, 08:27 PM
Good god, is he on speed or what? He is far too full on.....

Dolores
19-05-2006, 09:39 PM
Oh God NO!!! I (kind of) know this person. Well, my sister does more than me.


are there like 10 people in scotland PJ?! how do you know so many wannabes .... Lynne BB3, Jason BB5, Frederico BB4, and now Shahbaz! how long is it before you Bella and Rob are on Big Brother!!!

j/k ... ma wee Scottish pal!

PJ
19-05-2006, 11:25 PM
how do you know so many wannabes .... Lynne BB3, Jason BB5, Frederico BB4
Err...when did I say I knew Lynne, Jason and Federico?? :wacko:

Fee For All
19-05-2006, 11:57 PM
And done!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b16/pjwilson83/fl_pants.jpg

:wub: I'll never take them off

Dolores
20-05-2006, 09:02 AM
Err...when did I say I knew Lynne, Jason and Federico?? :wacko:

apologies! I thought you'd spoken to Lynne on the phone (that counts in my book!)

and didn't you go to Frederico's dad's restaurant? or was that Scooby?

... I'll let you off Jason ... but a scottish girl i work with says her dad who lives in Scotland regularly sees Jason in the local Supermarket!

PJ
20-05-2006, 09:25 AM
apologies! I thought you'd spoken to Lynne on the phone (that counts in my book!)

and didn't you go to Frederico's dad's restaurant? or was that Scooby?

... I'll let you off Jason ... but a scottish girl i work with says her dad who lives in Scotland regularly sees Jason in the local Supermarket!
Yes I spoke to Lynne on the phone, courtesy of the lovely Kooky, but I don't know her.

Yes, I've been in Federico's dad's resturaunt but I don't know him.

And Jason comes from a town which is 15 mins away from mine (somoeone from Survivor 2 came from the same town, incidentally) but again I don't know him.

Don't you dare associate me with these losers again! :pooh: :laugh:

Rob
20-05-2006, 12:51 PM
He totally annoys me - I can't imagine being stuck in a house with him for fourteen weeks - although, hopefully, he won't last that long.

Buzz
21-05-2006, 07:57 AM
How old did he say he was? was it 37 or just 7? the man(?????) is a prick.

Bob
21-05-2006, 08:20 AM
PJ can't tell from your sig if it's the ticker factory you hate or BB!

maxine
21-05-2006, 08:52 AM
I kind of felt sorry for him last night because the others did seem to be ganging up on him a bit at first, then Sezer took it too far, although the others did back off. But he's his own worst enemy. He's trying to be funny but is too aggressive and just can't read the signs that the others are annoyed.

PJ
21-05-2006, 09:07 AM
PJ can't tell from your sig if it's the ticker factory you hate or BB!
Oh what's the ticker factory - I have no idea whether I hate it or not.

As for Shabaztard, I thought his behaviour last night was disgraceful although BB seem to be trying to edit it in his favour.
But of course Sleazer went too far with his comments. The two of them are as bad as each other.
Richard and Grace handled it well, I thought.

Dolores
21-05-2006, 10:38 AM
He's trying to be funny but is too aggressive and just can't read the signs that the others are annoyed.

this is a trait of a prima donna who thinks that only they are important.

somebody needs to bring this 37 year old waster down to earth with a massive massive crash! I mean how does he support himself? I need to know these questions before I can look for his good points .... does he think that the world should support him whilst he contributes nothing and behaves like a butterfly!

a most unattractive man from all angles (inside and out).

Seabreeze
21-05-2006, 02:50 PM
Does no one else think he sounds like Mrs. Doubtfire ??

Bonsai
21-05-2006, 04:29 PM
I want to slap him ..... hard ..... with a wet haddock :glare:

Dolores
21-05-2006, 04:59 PM
Does no one else think he sounds like Mrs. Doubtfire ??

lol! i was in stitches listening to him last night ... his voice is just like my neighbour's (although her's isn't quite so high pitched).

the thing about Shagrat is that he doesn't care want kind of attention he gets as long as he is the centre of it ... I work with a women like that (she is also Scottish!!)

maxine
22-05-2006, 05:22 PM
This man just continually interrupts people and never listens, thereby completely missing or misunderstanding the point they're trying to make. He's infuriating.

And didn't his not wanting to join in with the party because not all the housemates were involved backfire? There weren't impressed by his 'solidarity' in the slightest.

I always think its a shame when the HMs that cause the friction get voted out early on but in his case I'm willing to make an exception.

Buzz
22-05-2006, 08:51 PM
He just makes me want to do what PJ's signature man does....the man is sooooooo bloody annoying.

what a freak this man is...

borneobabe
22-05-2006, 09:03 PM
Love him or hate him..... who else is being talked about MORE in that house since the show began. For God's sake.. KEEP HIM !!!!!! Dont make the same mistake over and over again that happens every year as the interesting ones get booted first and the boring farts are left. Get Bonnie and Glynn out now...... they never should have been let cross the threshold to start off with. I know you have to balance the very extrovert personalities with more normal types.... but those two are like lumps of wood. And another thing.... Dont think Richard and Sezar dont want Shabaz out as quick as they can for one reason.....he is a threat to them and they are both hungry for the prize, which of course means they wont get it. Pete is going to win this... its the first year its been almost a foregone conclusion from day one.

Dolores
22-05-2006, 09:07 PM
I would not give this man one single second of my time ... unless I was a physciatrist and getting paid for it.

despite what he says he is putting the "gay cause" back about 100 years with his outlandish, selfish, queenish behaviour. Anyone who lets themselves be defined by the sexuality and race alone deserves any name calling they get ... he is a drain on the tax system ... shoot him!

A quite stunning specimen of ****ishness!!

Rob
22-05-2006, 09:08 PM
Shabaz won't win - but he is entertaining - although not in a good way. I fear for his sanity - I'm not sure that he is going to be able to cope for much longer.

Dolores
22-05-2006, 09:12 PM
Shabaz won't win - but he is entertaining - although not in a good way. I fear for his sanity - I'm not sure that he is going to be able to cope for much longer.

I can't that's for sure! I feel warn out watching him and waiting for the next batch of crocodile tears!

Although I was annoyed at "the poor man's Dan" (aka Richard) when he took it on himself to tell the group to send Shagrat to coventry ... jumped up no-mark waiter! Pete weren't happy was he?! trouble ahead for Richard by being so bloody bossy methinks!

PJ
22-05-2006, 10:41 PM
Every time he opens his mouth he reaches a new low. Tonight was no exception.
However, Richard went over the score with whole "let's all say 'shabang' and he will disappear".
BUT as much as I despise Shab@stard, I want him to stay in to cause more friction.

Bob
22-05-2006, 11:01 PM
I'm supposed to be supporting him but actually I'd like to shake him.
The conversation with Glen just made me so angry and I haven't been angry for ages.
So I want to slap him too for ruining my calm
And I don't know what it is about him but in certain clothes that he wears he reminds me of my gollywog I had as a child and I loved my gollywog and shabaz is ruining my happy childhood memories. I think it might be when he puts his specs on and that hat

Cat
23-05-2006, 05:57 AM
Just watched this Bobski and agree. What Glyn should have said, or Dawn should have said for him is simple - touch me once more mate and I'll punch your lights out. End of.

Critique
23-05-2006, 07:54 AM
I'm all for colourful characters but this man just spoils the viewing for me. I don't know what happened last night but the live feed had sound block on for about an hour while he addressed the housemates. They all looked very serious. I can only hope he was giving them reasons why he was going home, but that's too much to hope for and the others would have looked more cheerful I reckon.

bridge
23-05-2006, 07:55 AM
Although I was annoyed at "the poor man's Dan" (aka Richard) when he took it on himself to tell the group to send Shagrat to coventry ... jumped up no-mark waiter!

As annoying as Shabaz is and what a drama queen, it was unfair of Richard to send Shabaz to coventry like that, Richard was trying to segregate him and get the others on HIS side. what bitc-hy queeny behavior, i went off Richard a little.

But saying that Shabaz must be a complete night-mare to live with.

IsLe Of WeAtHeR
23-05-2006, 08:20 AM
intrestingly Shabaz's antics allowed us to see what kind of immature swine that Richard is.

Taking Shabaz to one side the group dynamic is very Lord of the Flies in that they are rounding on the weakest and trying to get him on the outside.. a bit like Lions

Bonsai
23-05-2006, 08:26 AM
Shabaz is mentally unstable and shouldnt even be in the house. Please get him out. Unfortunately he is immune from eviction for a week at least.

As for Richard, i shook my head in despair a little when he told everyone to ignore him .... BUT it must be hard living in such a small house with someone as hideous as Shabaz. I think i might be ready to murder him if i were in there.

maxine
23-05-2006, 08:34 AM
That was a bad move for Richard to order everyone to send Shahbaz to coventry. I think it's quite acceptable to make your own decision not to speak to someone because every time you do they wind you up, but for it to be a command puts a different slant on it.

I'm all for keeping the 'interesting' characters in but Shahbaz is not allowing the other personalities to come through. It's all about him at the moment and it's getting very samey.

And hiding the food is just going to alienate him even more from the group.

MariaRob
23-05-2006, 11:50 AM
Does no one else think he sounds like Mrs. Doubtfire ??

You made me laugh out loud Seabreeze! I think the man is mentally unstable and how come he has a council house?

Buzz
23-05-2006, 02:38 PM
I think for me it was the comment that he wanted to go home to his council house, watch a DVD and maybe be ill and look after himself. WHAT????

PJ
23-05-2006, 04:07 PM
Apparently he's also said he wants to kill himself in the BB house.
Imo, he shouldn't have applied to a show like this until he had sorted out all his peronal problems instead of bringing all this emotional baggage into the house.

Dolores
23-05-2006, 04:55 PM
I think for me it was the comment that he wanted to go home to his council house, watch a DVD and maybe be ill and look after himself. WHAT????

how I roared at that bit too Buzz!!! it's pathetic absolutely pathetic ... but I think it neatly sums up Shagrat in a nutcase ... self, self, self with the world owing him something

i can imagine him down at the Council every five minutes complaining and wanting to be the centre of attention!!! ye gods!

Cat
23-05-2006, 05:07 PM
I don't blame Richard. Non of the others seem to have a voice. Glyn tried to get his point across to him about touching but he refused to listen or even try and comprehend Glyns distress - it didn't mean anything to him only his feelings count as he made clear. 'I will continue to touch you because I am a tactile person' This is where Dawn being older and wiser should have stepped in and crushed him, but she didn't - why?

I think he would be quite unnerving to live with and something needed to be said. Hopefully he will walk when he's totally shouldered out. This must happen a lot in his life - meets new friends, really popular and they find him amusing for a few weeks then he gets dumped and they run screaming for the hills. It appears from what he has said he has no friends.

His total unswaying belief in himself is quite astonishing and I feel he borders on unhinged.

Dolores
23-05-2006, 05:12 PM
I don't blame Richard.

I dont blame Richard ... what I didn't like was him herding all his "buddies" together in his anti-shahbaz game. They can make their own minds up they don't need Richard taking on the role of chief protector

having said that I would have to shoot Shahbaz ... but I wouldn't ask anyone else to do it with me ... no siree I'd want ALL the credit!!!

Cat
23-05-2006, 05:16 PM
Quite rightly so Dollydaydream, but this bunch seem happy to be herd.

In fact they are the most herd like bunch there ever has been.

Buzz
25-05-2006, 06:47 AM
Did you see this prick on bblb......D R A M A AAAA Q U E E EE EE NNNN or what??
Every answer he gave was played to the camera or the audience, and the croc tears every minute - eughhh...

Bonsai
25-05-2006, 08:36 AM
Did you see this prick on bblb......D R A M A AAAA Q U E E EE EE NNNN or what??
Every answer he gave was played to the camera or the audience, and the croc tears every minute - eughhh...
No i didnt see it - and i really wanted to.

Can you tell me more about the interview ?

kookycat
27-05-2006, 04:16 PM
my bf works with a girl who is pakistani and she knows folk in glasgow who cant wait to kick his **** once he gets back to weegieville.

PJ
27-05-2006, 04:18 PM
my bf works with a girl who is pakistani and she knows folk in glasgow who cant wait to kick his **** once he gets back to weegieville.
Seriously? Are they selling tickets? Just kidding...

Shabaz was in todays paper saying that "people will be having street parties in Glasgow when I return up there!"

How misguided can one man be? :unsure:

kookycat
27-05-2006, 04:31 PM
why is it no-one from the central belt has ever come across good?? maybe you need to apply next year peej!

PJ
27-05-2006, 04:41 PM
why is it no-one from the central belt has ever come across good?? maybe you need to apply next year peej!
I know if only they could all be like Aberdonian Lynne from BB3 :ninja:

kookycat
27-05-2006, 04:43 PM
still holding a torch for that one?

PJ
27-05-2006, 04:44 PM
still holding a torch for that one?
F*** off. :gunsmilie

Cat
27-05-2006, 04:59 PM
I know if only they could all be like Aberdonian Lynne from BB3 :ninja:

She was voted off first wasn't she - up against Jade and Jade won...is that the one PJ is it?

PJ
27-05-2006, 05:04 PM
She was voted off first wasn't she - up against Jade and Jade won...is that the one PJ is it?
Yes Catherine, that is she.

Cat
27-05-2006, 05:11 PM
Yes Catherine, that is she.

Jade won votes over her then....just to clarify.

PJ
27-05-2006, 05:13 PM
Jade won votes over her then....just to clarify.
But it was the HMs votes....was it not?

Dolores
27-05-2006, 05:45 PM
I know if only they could all be like Aberdonian Lynne from BB3 :ninja:

Lynne may have been one of the first voted off from BB3, but I must say in her short time there she made quite an impact on me for her honesty and unflinching ability to confront people no matter how prickish they acted (ie. Spencer!).

Cat
27-05-2006, 05:49 PM
I have had this discourse on another site and to be honest I still can't remember a thing about her.

PJ
27-05-2006, 05:54 PM
Lynne may have been one of the first voted off from BB3, but I must say in her short time there she made quite an impact on me for her honesty and unflinching ability to confront people no matter how prickish they acted (ie. Spencer!).
Funniest bit of BB3 was when she told Spencer she would "kick his f***ing c*** in" :applause:

Cat
27-05-2006, 06:05 PM
Funniest bit of BB3 was when she told Spencer she would "kick his f***ing c*** in" :applause:

Spencer was my favourite of all time. Such a handsome man.

IsLe Of WeAtHeR
29-05-2006, 10:14 AM
Shabaz was on late night 5 live last night and was fairly well torn apart. anyone catch it?

Dolores
29-05-2006, 10:20 AM
i didn't see it. But what do you mean by "torn apart"? do you mean: drunk; high; upset; or given a severe savaging by critics?

IsLe Of WeAtHeR
29-05-2006, 10:43 AM
i didn't see it. But what do you mean by "torn apart"? do you mean: drunk; high; upset; or given a severe savaging by critics?


My dad heard this. The interviewer was having none of his rubbish and was taking him to task with all the b-s lines he has been coming out with.

When saying he has been abused all his life, he was asked what happened when he reported the abuse (he hadn't) and when he was waxing on about how he was going to make a killing in publicity he was asked to state the succesful careers of past BB winners... (their failures were fully recalled for Shabaz) and so on.

Rob
29-05-2006, 09:25 PM
Shabaz was on late night 5 live last night and was fairly well torn apart. anyone catch it?

I tried to stay awake for it - but I fell asleep :bored:

Maybe it can be downloaded from their website.

edit - You can't download it but you can listen to it - Stephen Nolan's Sunday show - about 2 hours 20 min in.

IsLe Of WeAtHeR
30-05-2006, 04:27 PM
bring back shabaz