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maxine
20-05-2006, 08:27 AM
Following the trend, I'll start a thread for my housemate.

If he was 19 I might think he was quite cute but for 26 I find him quite immature. I do quite like him though.

Bonsai
20-05-2006, 08:31 AM
I like him too - although he does come across as quite arrogant and a terrible flirt.

OK, ive said something about your housemate ... could you return the favour - my thread is looking lonely :wink2:

Dolores
20-05-2006, 08:45 AM
he seems OK ... all the bits in the right place and that and probably quite clever and funny too ... but his white "entry" outfit is almost unforgiveable!!!

Critique
20-05-2006, 08:49 AM
Based on what I saw last night on the live feed I like him. Yes he is a bit arrogant but I think he is deep-down nice (hope I don't have to eat my words) ;)

PJ
20-05-2006, 09:33 AM
I didn't see his barney with Shahbaz but last night on the live feed Shahbaz called Sezer over to "apologise". It was all me, me, me with Shahbaz and Sezer couldn't get a word in edgeways. But whenever Sezer did get the chance to talk, Shahbaz kept butting in or just completely dismissing Sezer's words by turning to Dawn and saying stuff to her. Basically, Shahbaz was being rude and ignorant.
But then Sezer left the conversation after they had apologised to each other and went into the bedroom and started calling Shahbaz a "prick" and the likes, really letting himself down.
Although I think if I was in that house with Shahbaz I'd be calling him worse names.

MariaRob
20-05-2006, 12:05 PM
I think Ceasar (I thought it was like Julius) is quite a good looking guy but is cocky and tacky - those flipping gold chains. Does he fancy Leah (is he shortsighted?) he keeps telling her she is pretty and said he couldnt believe she was old enough to have an 11 year old - more like grandma to an 11 year old. I think he will get up people's noses pretty quickly - hurrah!

maxine
20-05-2006, 02:09 PM
Does he fancy Leah

I think he's playing the game. Getting all the women on side is a good start. Someone like Leah who obviously cares greatly about how she looks is just going to lap up his compliments.

I think he's a charmer and a potential winner. :ninja: How'm I doing?

IsLe Of WeAtHeR
20-05-2006, 02:31 PM
Not only is it not his real name but:

1. The "spell it as you say it" aspect is, as he would say "pah-fettic"
2. He keeps wanting people to say Sezar as in Caesar and not salad but what is so great about the Roman Emperor?
3. It has a z instead of a s
4. It is a one name name and look what happened to Kitten


now add this into the fact that he has a touch of the Frankie Dettori and Prince naseem Hamed love child in him and you aint got no potential winner there.

Joy
20-05-2006, 02:36 PM
I think he's quite fit :naughty:

Cat
20-05-2006, 07:40 PM
Not only is it not his real name but:

1. The "spell it as you say it" aspect is, as he would say "pah-fettic"
2. He keeps wanting people to say Sezar as in Caesar and not salad but what is so great about the Roman Emperor?
3. It has a z instead of a s
4. It is a one name name and look what happened to Kitten


now add this into the fact that he has a touch of the Frankie Dettori and Prince naseem Hamed love child in him and you aint got no potential winner there.

God you are good IOW. But you missed out one final touch. He is LimmaH from Kagagoogoo!

Too Shy shy shy...hush hush...

maxine
21-05-2006, 09:33 AM
I don't know what my Sezer is playing at - on the one hand he's a sexual predatorish tw@t but on the other seems intelligent and charming. He needs to stop with the alpha male act and just be himself. Unless that is him, in which case he won't last.

Dolores
21-05-2006, 10:32 AM
everything he says and everything he does is just such a pile of crap!

surely a slimeball chancer like him wouldn't last five mins in the City ... eh Groucho?!

I would like to have seen him on the apprentice actually, if he's the whizz kid he keeps saying he is then surely that is more his arena?

he is a 26 year old who is sliding into his 30's as shallow and empty as he left his teens, but with none of the charm of youth - GROW UP!

bridge
21-05-2006, 06:17 PM
I don't like him , he's too sure of himself, and far too arrogant and vain.

Cat
29-05-2006, 08:19 AM
I must come clean and declare openly my growing like for the chap. Yes I can see his faults but he also does have some great qualities too. He is one of the brightest in there and understands the game better than anyone.

He also has the most gorgeous eyes.

IsLe Of WeAtHeR
29-05-2006, 08:35 AM
I must come clean and declare openly my growing like for the chap. Yes I can see his faults but he also does have some great qualities too. He is one of the brightest in there and understands the game better than anyone.

He also has the most gorgeous eyes.


eyes apart..i kinda get you. he is a clever chap and he does know its a game. i cant forgive all the silly bracelets and so on however.

I wonder if he has ever read a book?

Dolores
29-05-2006, 09:04 AM
I agree he is playing the game and I agree he does seem to have a modicum of intelligence about him ... why then does he come across as an empty, shallow little tosser who is lead around by his dick?! there's your dichotomy, Davina!!

I was also perturbed to hear that the young man has so little testerone (sp?) that he never gets a hard on when just kissing a girl ... he's obviously never kissed a woman ... get in there Catherine!

Cat
29-05-2006, 09:24 AM
I was also perturbed to hear that the young man has so little testerone (sp?) that he never gets a hard on when just kissing a girl ... he's obviously never kissed a woman ... get in there Catherine!

Actually I would find this a quality in a man - I wouldn't like being poked in the stomach at the first peck - knocks any foreplay right out the window dosn't it.

Yes the necklaces etc are a bit of put off, but they can easily be removed - not like an ugly face.

maxine
29-05-2006, 09:34 AM
I'd like him alot more if he wasn't fawning over or mooning over Imogen. He needs to get over her and start entertaining us.

Dolores
29-05-2006, 09:36 AM
i disagree Cat, if he's not gonna get aroused by a decent kiss then he's not very highly sexed and sex is all that Sezer has to offer imo! (not saying I would turn it down but I wouldn't want to talk to it afterwards!)

IsLe Of WeAtHeR
29-05-2006, 10:12 AM
I'd like him alot more if he wasn't fawning over or mooning over Imogen. He needs to get over her and start entertaining us.


Agreed, the Imogen thing is ugly, noone wants to see him talking gooey nonsense about a girl who is pretty but not beautiful and as I keep saying (to no avail) has a rather flacid unappealing figure.

oh and she is a bit Mole-y

Cat
29-05-2006, 07:24 PM
oh and she is a bit Mole-y

Que? She certainly hasn't got moles so are you infering she's a mole??

What is all this mole business and what would be the point?

However going back to Sezer, he's now giving Mickey a massage. I love this,he's a boy who knows his sexuality.

Et tu Sezer!!!

Bonsai
30-05-2006, 08:44 AM
There is nothing wrong with moles. I have one on my face ... and its very Cindy Crawford looking (its just a shame i havent the Cindy Crawford looks / body).

I am loving Sezer muchly. The thing is, he gossips and talks about the others and its ok, but when Grace does it she is called the house b*itch. How come ? Double standards ?

But i like him. I wouldnt kick him out of bed :wink2:

IsLe Of WeAtHeR
30-05-2006, 08:57 AM
snip.......

But i like him. I wouldnt kick him out of bed :wink2:


you would'nt need too he would slide out himself on a crest of used hair oil..:naughty:

maxine
31-05-2006, 06:31 AM
Sezer is making the show very watchable, albeit because he's a thoroughly nasty piece of work. I can't believe he thinks behaving the way he does is going to make him popular witht he public. And his sidekick Imogen's no better than she ought to be.

Last night showed Sezer, Imogen and Grace to be desperate.

bridge
31-05-2006, 07:51 AM
Urgh i dislike him even more after watching the show last night, what a arrogant, cocky, tosspot he is. He thinks he is so sure of himself, i can't wait for him to become a cropper.:w00t: :applause:

Dolores
31-05-2006, 07:58 AM
....and did you see that he uses hair tongs!!!!! pah! knob!

bridge
31-05-2006, 08:05 AM
....and did you see that he uses hair tongs!!!!! pah! knob!

............... :laugh:

Bonsai
31-05-2006, 08:17 AM
I was quite gobsmacked last night. He said to 'blonde bint' last night in the garden, in the diary room and with Imogen that he is going to use bullying tactics to flush her out ....... eeeek. I wouldnt like to get on the wrong side of him :blink:

Patsy
31-05-2006, 11:41 AM
........ and for someone who, on the second day I believe, declared that he wasn't interested in being part of a group and wanted to float around being his own person (Dol/Cat I'm sure you can quote it for me), he seems mightily obsessed with there being two "groups" in the house. He keeps saying that Richard is desperate to be in their (his and Imogen's) group. Well, if you ask me, Lisa is definitely flitting between groups. She wants to be "in" with Slezer and Imageless, but doesn't want to upset Pete.

Dolores
31-05-2006, 12:35 PM
Slezer and Imageless[/B], but doesn't want to upset Pete.

Brilliant names for them both Patsy! :applause: :applause: :applause:

IsLe Of WeAtHeR
31-05-2006, 02:45 PM
His rather aggressive stance to Ashtray was his pathetic way of saying to Imageless that he did not find her attractive.

Slezar is a Turkish Cypriot i think, now without being relentlessly branded Mr Ray Sist - I don;t think they make men from that area who are not fully paid members of the "women are dirt" brigade?

:boxing:

Tigereye
31-05-2006, 03:19 PM
slightly off /t

met a turk cypriot in a house one night in the north side of Nicosia [long story]

I was with a platonic male friend and the cypriot introduced his wife with:

'Mines Welsh, whats yours?' nodding at me and addressed purely to my bud obviously.



He got an earfull of Irish I can tell you.:sly:

PJ
31-05-2006, 05:12 PM
Had to laugh at Slezer's shadow boxing in the garden (purely for Dimogen's benefit). he looked like he was having a coniption fit.

Cat
31-05-2006, 05:50 PM
We were laughing quite heartily at this yesterday PJ. When you could see him through the window of the kitchen darting about as though he was trying to swat a fly. It was very funny.

He's really letting himself down isn't he, he is very bright and his muses are usually spot on but he needs to keep them to himself and let proof be in the pudding.

How long before he makes a play for Ashdon then? Woo hoo can't wait.

Joy
02-06-2006, 09:28 AM
SLEAZY Sezer was last night tipped to become the most HATED Big Brother housemate in the history of the show.


Bookies made the womanising Turk hot favourite to be booted out of the camera-strewn telly house tonight with odds of 1/7. Producers are preparing for an angry reaction from the crowd if he leaves. Sleazer will be whisked away from the Big Bruv studio by bodyguards and a police escort to ensure his safety.

Ladbrokes spokesman Nick Weinberg said: “Forget Nasty Nick, Sezer looks set to become the most hated housemate ever. It’s only punters that love him. “He appears such a certainty to be evicted that backers think they’re buying money.” The 26-year-old Londoner has infuriated housemates and viewers with his seedy remarks on the Channel 4 show.

He claimed he had been put in the house “to try and s**g everyone” and pounced on Welsh beauty Imogen on the contestants’ very first night together. Gay waiter Richard warned new housemate Aisleyne this week: “He’s a misogynist pig — keep an eye on him.” Meanwhile furious rows broke out in the house over alcohol and nominations.
Lea angrily branded Nikki “a manipulative two-faced liar” in a chat with Glyn.

Mikey accused Richard of branding Imogen “a false bitch” and Sezer told Richard: “You’re a fake, you’re a sleazeball.” BB website forums have been flooded with angry viewers criticising Sezer. One said: “He should be booed like nobody has been booed before and pelted with tomatoes.” Another went further, saying: “I’d love to see him shot with one of those tasers the police use.”

The Sun (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2003230001-2006250434,00.html)