There was a cucumber, a pickle and a penis. They had a conversation. The cucumber said my life is sh*t, when I get big hard and juicy, they chop me up and toss me into a salad. The pickle said well, when I get big, hard fat and juicy they chop me up and toss me into vinegar. The penis said, when I get like that, they put a rubber tent over my head, stick me into a dark room and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and faint

:blush: Hee