...anything in my record collection again!!!

The worst album covers........ever (http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=4BB2210C294C13D1)

It's difficult to choose, but I think Swing that Gospel Axe wins.

Or maybe the Braillettes :laugh:

I think the "Handless Organist - A Miracle from God" was pretty icky too:sick:...although given the evidence of in-breeding in that lot, it was probably quite common:sly:

My how attitudes have changed.

Have to say Devastatin Dave the turntable slave looks ace!

The Braillettes and The Handlest Organist get my votes! :laugh:

Wunderbar Random!

A tie at the top for me:

The Braillettes "Our Hearts Keep Singing"

Freddie Gage "All my Friends are Dead"

Did anyone every hear that LP by Kenny Everett in the 70's that was a compilation of the worst songs ever: included was an unforgetable melody called "I want my Baby Back". The chap had lost his girlfriend in a motor bike accident and it included the lines depicting the scene after the crash:

And there was mah baybee
And over there was mah baybee
And way over there was mah baybee.

Chorus:
I want mah baybee back, gotta have mah baybee back
I miss her ow so much, can't live without her touch.

The final verse has this poor tormented man singing with digging in the background, then you hear the opening of a door (coffin) and shuffling thud and a twang of a dropped guitar, then the closing of the door and then the muffled sound of guitar and man come through:

I got mah baby back, yeah I got mah baybee back.

It was a treat. The vinyl was lime green.

It was a treat. The vinyl was lime green.

oh i remember that well.
A dream of an album - does anybody have it?

, , , and don't forget the drinkdriving anthem|:

"Transfusion!
Transfusion!
Ma red cor-puscles are in mass confusion
Never never never gonna speed again
Slip the blood to me, Bud"

Or
"This pullover, that my girlfriend made for me . . . "

OH YES YES YES!

This pullover that you gave to me
I am wearing and wear it constantly
Soft and warming like your love for me
It was made dear like you were made for me.

Chorus:
When I touch it I can hear you near me
When I clutch it I can feel you near me
When I wrap it tightly all around me
I can feel you close, so close Oh OH!

The Transfusion one started.

Shooten down the high way doin 79
I'm a real mean Poppa and am feelin fine
Oh man! dig that was that a red stop sign
KERRRRRRASSSSSSSSSSSSSH!

Chorus....
Transfusion Transfusion
I'm a real solid mass of contusion
'am never never ever goin speed again
Shoot me some claret, Barrett.


Yes if anyone has this or knows of its were abouts please inform.

Do you mean this one Cat?

http://www.recordcollectorsguild.org/modules/PNphpBB2/files10/dcp_0969a.jpg

It has a track by Mrs Miller - a favourite artiste of Mr FFA. I prefer The Shaggs. An unlikely name if ever there was one.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000I0QQ.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Mrs Miller!!! YES YES YES

How gentle is the rain
That falls sofly on the meadows
Birds seronade the trees
do do do dooo deeees
I belong to you oooooo000ooo

Something like that anyway...sung in best old lady high pitched voice.

Couldnt' see the link Fee but Janus found it on ebay.

You can listen to a couple of Mrs Miller classics here (http://franklarosa.com/vinyl/Exhibit.jsp?AlbumID=77)

http://www.mrsmillersworld.com/whois_bin/Elvaonstage.jpg